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Attention shoppers, CBC guidelines
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are in full effect.
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Please prep social distancing while shopping.
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Hey, you guys have any toilet paper in the back?
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What you see is what we got?
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Really, dude?
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Dick.
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You're fucking welcome.
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Please follow three arrows
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to remain six feet apart at all times.
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Face mask must be worn at all times.
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We encourage shoppers to use
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touchless payment options.
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- Hey, man.
- Sorry.
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- Where's your mask at, bro?
- Sorry. Sorry, man.
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Who the fuck is this?
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Listen, fuck you and your stalker bullshit.
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And the stay-at-home order is that
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most states have implemented.
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Another state today issued
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a stay-at-home order, South Carolina.
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That brings the total number of Americans under such an order,
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the total percentage to more than 97% of the country.
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Still there are seven states
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that don't have an order in place,
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Arkansas, Iowa, North Dakota
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Nebraska, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming.
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You should know that Dr. Anthony Fauci
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said this evening that Iowa and Nebraska
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have instituted rules very similar to stay-at-home orders.
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The other treat tonight, the treat to our front line
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defenders in hospitals who tested positive for virus,
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and the medical supplies that multiple governors
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say they must outbid each other for.
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Illinois governor said today that what his state is getting
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for strategic national stock pile is, quote,
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mere fraction what we asked for...
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Jesus, what the fuc...
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Get the fuck off me.
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No, no, no, no.
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No!
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Help! Somebody!
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No! Ah!
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Oh, fuck!
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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Okay.
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Oh, come on.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Where's your mask?
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Keep it on. We're about to get in the car.
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I'm sorry. I didn't think I had to wear it outside.
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Droplets can float eight feet in the air. Put the mask on.
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Miri, I already ran through all my symptoms.
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I've no cough. I'm breathing fine. No fever.
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And I can still taste that garlic
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from last night's linguini.
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This isn't a joke, Parker.
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Okay. Better?
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This isn't a vacation, it's a quarantine.
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A quarantine in style.
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Dude, I need to know that you're serious.
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I'm going home after this.
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My dad won't make it if he's infected.
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I am. Okay? Pinky promise.
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But just relax.
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We can still have a little bit of fun, right?
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Right?
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Maybe. If you're lucky.
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Are you kidding me?
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This is beautiful. It just sits empty?
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Well, my dad comes up here once a year
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to get drunk with his man-friends. Tsk.
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I told mom to rent it out, but no go.
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I stand corrected. This is incredible.
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Sick. Disgusting.
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And it's all ours.
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The only neighbor is the Lyons' cabin,
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which is about two miles that way around the lake.
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So you don't have to worry about anyone or their droplets.
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Holy shit.
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Seriously, I'm speechless.
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I told you. I know how to 2020.
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Yo, is there a Wi-Fi password?
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Um... Bookcase. Taped to the router under the stereo.
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- Because I'm posting this shit.
- Shit.
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Dude...
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This place is awesome.
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I love this.
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Hello, it's freezing. You said it's gonna be warm.
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I said there would be sun.
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It's April, you can't have it all.
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To quarantine. Boo!
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Oop, everyone's conversing
about that guy in your Insta.
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Benji.
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I don't know, he's actually really cute.
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And I would've kept him a little while longer
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if he hadn't completely ghosted me.
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- Is DJ mad about it?
- Who cares?
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Bitch, you care. You just don't
want to admit it.
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I don't care.
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And if DJ cares, you know that's his own problem.
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Okay.
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Miri.
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"Jump in. Water's fine." What the fuck? Who is this?
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I don't know. I got one earlier on today saying, "Having fun?"
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That's fucking creepy, Parker.
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Could just be DJ using
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one of his frat friend's phone.
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He's probably just trying to fuck with us, right?
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Hmm, I don't know, could be anyone.
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Guess we both posted we were coming to the lake, so...
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Okay, blocked. Problem solved.
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...and really working closely with the state.
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But we really have to make sure we can contact trace rapidly.
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Obviously, you know, including yourself and Dr. Fauci...
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Fauci, drink.
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Great.
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Ah!
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So we have, uh, at taskforce level, we have...
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Deborah Birx is kind of a babe.
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Uh, Doctor Birx.
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Okay, what sorority would you peg her for?
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Uh...
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Gamma Phi.
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She loves her scarves, dude.
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Uh...
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Did you invite other people?
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No, I told you I wouldn't.
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Maybe it's like... Postmates? With the wrong address?
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Not possible. We're the only people around here.
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Who is that?
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I don't know.
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Why is he just sitting there?
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I'll go see what's up.
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Oh. Do not go out there.
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Why, are you scared?
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Yes, I'm scared. It could be Jason Vorhees out there.
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Impossible. It's Saturday the 4th.
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It's probably just one of my Dad's friends checking on us.
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You know my Mom's paranoid...
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Wait.
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What?
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Miri's not playing.
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What?
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Who's there?
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I... identify yourself!
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Fuck it. Give me the knife.
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Give me the knife.
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Be careful.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Where'd he go?
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I... I don't like this...
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Oh, my God.
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DJ?
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- What the fuck, you asshole?
- Shh!
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Why didn't you answer us before?
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'Cause I'm on the phone. On the phone.
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Oh. Sir, yeah, I appreciate the opportunity.
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Um... if you need to see any more illustrations or designs,
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I could totally...
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Oh...
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Yeah... yeah, no... no worries.
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Alright, have...
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Hello?
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What are you doing?
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Trying to get an internship for the fall.
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No, no, no... DJ, what are you doing here?
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Oh! You came all this way to see me, DJ?
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That is so, so sweet. I... i... it's so good to...
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What the fuck are you doing in my house?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I... just, I wanted to see you.
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Why didn't you announce yourself?
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'Cause I was on the phone, Your Highness.
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Okay. And your mask?
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I...
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I thought you were spending quarantine alone?
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- Alone with Miri, yes.
- Hi. Yep, that's me.
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Whose truck is that outside?
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I... I borrowed Jackson's.
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Mine's leaking transmission fluid.
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Okay.
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You know you could've called or texted
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before you just showed up here.
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Well, you would've said no.
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I would've said "no" because I wanted to be alone!
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With me.
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Look, are really going to make me leave?
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After I drove all this way?
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Fine! Fine!
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If you respect the six feet rule and put your fucking mask on.
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How'd you know I was here?
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Your Instagram.
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You're a compulsive poster, Parker.
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And then, I remembered that time we came out here,
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and I met your mom and dad...
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I was feeling pretty nostalgic.
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And... I was kinda hoping we could talk about some...
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Oh, well, you see, I could tell you, Miri.
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But you'd have to get really, really, really close to me.
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
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What are you making?
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I haven't named it yet.
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Literally how people get sick.
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We're too young to get sick. You should know that, Dr. Miri.
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Young people are testing positive, too.
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Spring break in Miami did not turn out well.
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Hope I could have my own individual joint,
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I might possibly partake.
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Oh!
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Okay.
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The basement is calling.
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What's in the basement?
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So back home, we have all of these strawberry patches, right.
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So you can basically pick your own strawberries
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and then pay by the basket.
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It's real nice.
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So, my Aunt Libby's sister-in-law's cousin
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has a niece who knew this lady
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who pulled over to pick some strawberries,
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and she had her newborn baby in her car with her, right.
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So she gets out of the car
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and she leaves the baby in the car seat with her milk bottle
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and leaves the door open, so she can hear the
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baby cries or anything.
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Well, the mom, she's picking berries,
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time goes by, and then it occurs to her
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that the baby hasn't made a sound.
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So she goes to check and you know what she finds?
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She finds a snake in the baby's mouth.
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What? Oh, God.
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Yeah, and the mom freaks out,
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and so she pulling the snake, but she doesn't realize
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how far down the baby's throat the snake has crawled.
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So when she pulls the snake out, the baby's insides come with it.
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Baby intestines were everywhere...
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Oh, my God. That's so fucking gross!
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True story. Swear to God.
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Yeah. That's anatomically impossible.
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No, 'cause, 'cause...
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I don't think a snake can crawl into a baby's mouth, right?
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Well, hold on. No.
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That's not true.
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'Cause the... the baby just had milk, right?
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And snakes are attracted to milk,
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and my Aunt Libby is a Christian who doesn't lie.
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Okay, um...
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Hate to break it to you, but
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Aunt Libby's story is an old urban legend
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that migrated from Europe which derived
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from a folktale called the "Bosom Serpent."
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Well, Miri.
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Once again, your brain has ruined a perfectly good time.
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I'm sorry to hear that because I had so much fun,
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but I'm going to bed.
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Goodnight, guys.
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Yeah, I'm dead.
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Hey, pancakes in the morning?
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Oh, my God, he thinks he's getting breakfast...
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So...
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Yes.
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Quarantine can be fun, you know?
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You mean, yeah, it was until you showed up, uninvited.
269
00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:42,222
Yeah, well, you know why I'm here.
270
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:44,724
I honestly don't, so say just...
271
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,353
you know, say what's on your mind or I'm going to bed.
272
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,106
Fine.
273
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:55,443
Hey!
274
00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,405
Who the fuck is this clown?
275
00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:04,285
Oh, God. Benji.
276
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,414
One of their roommates I coaxed out
277
00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:09,791
of his room to come to the party.
278
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:13,545
So he was nice and hot.
279
00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:17,132
Did you two hook up?
280
00:29:20,969 --> 00:29:24,973
Well, okay, do you, like, care about this Benji dude or what?
281
00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:27,726
It doesn't matter if I did or didn't.
282
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:30,603
We were never exclusive, DJ. I can do what I want.
283
00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:33,565
And what you wanted to do was make out with a random dude
284
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,108
in front of three friends of mine that are
285
00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,943
all addicted to social media.
286
00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:39,988
Yeah, you wanted me to see this, Parker.
287
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,449
I'm sorry if I did something to offend you.
288
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,368
You're not sorry. You're not.
289
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,578
You want me to be angry.
290
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,121
And it's fucked up that you're constantly
291
00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:49,789
trying to piss me off.
292
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,916
So you haven't hooked up with half of Pi Phi since Thursday?
293
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:55,462
- No. I haven't.
- Well, you should have.
294
00:29:55,503 --> 00:29:57,630
That was our deal, DJ.
295
00:29:57,672 --> 00:30:00,425
We're not a couple, that's the message I'm trying to convey.
296
00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:02,469
Yeah, but we have something and you know it,
297
00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,304
or else you wouldn't be trying to sabotage it.
298
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,015
Jesus, why does everybody trying to
299
00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:08,725
fucking analyze me all the time?
300
00:30:08,767 --> 00:30:11,144
I'm not, I'm not. I just want you to be honest.
301
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,480
That's all I ask, Parker.
302
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,023
Okay.
303
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,984
There's something between us.
304
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,611
Yeah, and it's real.
305
00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:25,950
- It's late. I'm going to bed.
- Hey...
306
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,332
Um...
307
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:33,875
I'm sorry.
308
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,379
I know you drove all this way,
309
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:39,964
but you're not going to hear what you want to hear.
310
00:30:45,553 --> 00:30:46,888
Okay.
311
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,313
I'll leave in the morning and...
312
00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:59,150
Goodnight, DJ.
313
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,009
Damn!
314
00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:49,427
It's okay.
315
00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:54,182
How'd it go with DJ?
316
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:56,309
Nah.
317
00:32:58,186 --> 00:33:00,105
Was he mad about the post?
318
00:33:00,855 --> 00:33:02,107
Oh, yeah.
319
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,192
Yeah.
320
00:33:04,234 --> 00:33:06,611
Well, you got what you wanted.
321
00:33:14,244 --> 00:33:16,329
It's obvious. He loves you.
322
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:21,042
You should let him.
323
00:33:23,878 --> 00:33:25,797
But you're not going to, huh?
324
00:33:27,632 --> 00:33:29,175
Probably not.
325
00:33:37,225 --> 00:33:39,185
You are text book, Parker.
326
00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:43,189
You're shut off from anything close to a feeling.
327
00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:46,359
You're emotionally distancing.
328
00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:49,154
Thank you for the bed-time psychobabble.
329
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,489
It's fine, you can keep deflecting.
330
00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,701
I'm gonna keep poking you because I love you.
331
00:33:55,952 --> 00:33:57,871
Great.
332
00:33:57,912 --> 00:33:59,414
MaƱana.
333
00:34:03,710 --> 00:34:06,713
I know you're just trying to help.
334
00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,882
And it just...
335
00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:13,553
It doesn't seem like it, but... I am listening.
336
00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:19,225
Love you!
337
00:34:21,102 --> 00:34:22,729
Get out of here.
338
00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:12,607
Parker?
339
00:38:25,513 --> 00:38:27,015
Seriously?
340
00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:01,174
DJ...
341
00:39:01,216 --> 00:39:02,884
Shh-shh!
342
00:39:04,928 --> 00:39:07,013
There's somebody in the house.
343
00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:10,892
Where's your phone?
344
00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,394
It's gone.
345
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,896
Mine, too.
346
00:39:19,901 --> 00:39:22,987
- Miri.
- Hey, no, no, no, wait, wait.
347
00:39:29,411 --> 00:39:31,162
Can you get down from there?
348
00:39:33,790 --> 00:39:37,877
- Yeah, yeah!
- Okay. Okay.
349
00:39:37,919 --> 00:39:40,046
Take the keys, I'll get Miri.
350
00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,507
Go!
351
00:40:18,668 --> 00:40:22,797
Miri! Miri!
352
00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,427
No! No!
353
00:40:27,469 --> 00:40:28,928
DJ!
354
00:40:28,970 --> 00:40:30,764
Miri, go!
355
00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,479
- Miri, go!
- Okay.
356
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,467
Who is that guy?
357
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:08,968
I don't know.
358
00:41:29,656 --> 00:41:31,658
Fuck you, dude.
359
00:41:54,264 --> 00:41:55,807
Go!
360
00:42:02,397 --> 00:42:04,482
Oh, my God! Where's DJ?
361
00:42:04,524 --> 00:42:05,984
He's coming.
362
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,366
He's hurt. He's hurt.
363
00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:15,243
Miri.
364
00:42:15,285 --> 00:42:17,078
Miri, be ready to gun it.
365
00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:20,915
Parker, be careful, okay?
366
00:43:01,122 --> 00:43:02,624
Parker, come on!
367
00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:05,168
Go!
368
00:43:11,299 --> 00:43:12,634
He's onto us!
369
00:43:25,689 --> 00:43:27,565
Fuck, let's go!
370
00:43:27,607 --> 00:43:30,360
- Come on, Miri!
- God, it's stuck.
371
00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:31,569
Parker, it's struck.
372
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,447
Go!
373
00:43:34,489 --> 00:43:36,282
Oh, my God. What's he doing?
374
00:43:36,324 --> 00:43:40,120
Oh, fuck!
375
00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:43,623
- Oh, let's go!
- This way!
376
00:43:43,665 --> 00:43:45,125
Miri, go!
377
00:43:52,507 --> 00:43:53,842
- Hurry.
- Let's go! Let's go!
378
00:43:53,883 --> 00:43:56,136
Ah! Go, hurry!
379
00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:04,310
We need a fucking phone.
380
00:44:04,352 --> 00:44:06,146
We need a fucking phone!
381
00:44:25,498 --> 00:44:27,709
- We're trapping ourselves.
- Trust me.
382
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,836
We used to do this when we I was a kid.
383
00:44:32,213 --> 00:44:33,840
Fuck, it's stuck. Please help me.
384
00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:36,343
Okay.
385
00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:47,354
Why is he doing this?
386
00:44:47,395 --> 00:44:49,481
I don't know. He's fucking crazy.
387
00:44:52,734 --> 00:44:54,235
No!
388
00:44:54,277 --> 00:44:55,528
Parker!
389
00:44:55,570 --> 00:44:56,905
Fucking asshole.
390
00:45:10,418 --> 00:45:12,545
What are you... Parker?
391
00:45:12,587 --> 00:45:14,047
Parker, I can't. I can't.
392
00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:35,235
This is too high.
393
00:45:35,276 --> 00:45:37,904
No, it's not. Just follow exactly what I'm doing.
394
00:45:37,946 --> 00:45:39,447
I can't...
395
00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:48,123
Okay.
396
00:45:52,502 --> 00:45:54,295
Oh, fuck! Oh!
397
00:45:56,673 --> 00:45:59,801
No. No!
398
00:46:08,476 --> 00:46:10,186
Miri!
399
00:46:10,228 --> 00:46:11,646
Oh, God!
400
00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:21,281
Fuck!
401
00:46:24,701 --> 00:46:26,578
Fuck! Fuck!
402
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:34,836
Get off me!
403
00:48:08,763 --> 00:48:10,598
No!
404
00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:27,532
Parker! Parker, it's broken.
405
00:48:27,574 --> 00:48:30,076
- Can you get up?
- It's broken. I can't move.
406
00:48:30,118 --> 00:48:32,412
It's not just one guy. There's two of them.
407
00:48:33,621 --> 00:48:35,290
- Where is he?
- He's in the kitchen.
408
00:48:35,331 --> 00:48:37,375
- Act dead.
- Don't leave. Don't leave me.
409
00:48:37,417 --> 00:48:38,918
You can do it. Do it now.
410
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,378
Okay?
411
00:51:00,101 --> 00:51:01,269
Shit!
412
00:51:07,942 --> 00:51:09,569
Fuck!
413
00:52:50,879 --> 00:52:52,339
Fuck!
414
00:54:19,009 --> 00:54:24,431
Mr. Lyons!
415
00:54:56,463 --> 00:54:58,423
My God!
416
00:56:17,377 --> 00:56:18,545
I'm going to give you to the count
417
00:56:18,586 --> 00:56:20,046
of five to get out of my house.
418
00:56:20,088 --> 00:56:22,716
Or I will shoot you dead, you understand? One...
419
00:56:22,757 --> 00:56:24,384
Mr. Lyons, please, he's trying to kill me.
420
00:56:24,426 --> 00:56:26,011
- We have to call the police...
- Two...
421
00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:28,263
Mr. Lyons, my family lives in the house across the lake...
422
00:56:28,304 --> 00:56:30,015
- Four...
- I grew up... Carly!
423
00:56:30,056 --> 00:56:33,393
Your daughter's name is Carly
and you used to take us tubing.
424
00:56:35,812 --> 00:56:38,064
Uh... You're Miranda's kid?
425
00:56:38,106 --> 00:56:40,859
We have to call the police, please!
426
00:56:43,069 --> 00:56:44,571
- I need to use your phone.
- Come on there.
427
00:56:44,612 --> 00:56:46,406
Come on there, phone's this way.
428
00:59:45,585 --> 00:59:47,420
Fuck! Get off of me.
429
00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:50,882
Help! Help!
430
01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,114
Ow!
431
01:00:19,327 --> 01:00:23,248
Please help me! Stop. Stop! Help me!
432
01:00:23,289 --> 01:00:24,958
Oh, my God. Are you alright?
433
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,377
- What's going on?
- He's trying to kill me!
434
01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:29,129
Just one moment.
435
01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:33,466
- Who's that man?
- I don't know.
436
01:00:33,508 --> 01:00:35,552
- Where's your mask?
- What?
437
01:00:35,593 --> 01:00:39,097
Your mask. You have a mask, don't you? Your mask?
438
01:00:39,139 --> 01:00:41,141
No, I don't have a fucking mask.
439
01:00:41,182 --> 01:00:43,101
Oh, then I can't let you in. It's... it's not safe.
440
01:00:43,143 --> 01:00:46,187
Are you fucking kidding me, lady? Please!
441
01:00:46,229 --> 01:00:49,315
Well, let me check, I may have an extra.
442
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,154
Lady, please.
443
01:00:54,195 --> 01:00:55,822
Yes, okay, here.
444
01:00:55,864 --> 01:00:57,699
Put... put this on!
445
01:00:57,741 --> 01:00:59,367
It's... it's sterile.
446
01:01:01,536 --> 01:01:03,163
Okay, hurry up, get in.
447
01:01:04,372 --> 01:01:05,498
Unlock the door!
448
01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:07,375
- Unlock the door!
- Okay.
449
01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:11,796
Drive, please, lady.
450
01:01:26,394 --> 01:01:28,396
This mask...
451
01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:30,023
smells like...
452
01:01:32,567 --> 01:01:34,027
Chloroform?
453
01:02:18,363 --> 01:02:20,115
Parker!
454
01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:33,712
- Where do you want her?
- Over there.
455
01:02:33,753 --> 01:02:35,130
Ah!
456
01:02:54,107 --> 01:02:55,942
Okay, hold still.
457
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:03,950
Okay.
458
01:03:24,554 --> 01:03:26,473
Now we wait.
459
01:03:38,193 --> 01:03:40,987
Where's Jeb? Where is he?
460
01:03:48,078 --> 01:03:49,621
He's in the kitchen.
461
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:56,544
Oh, no, no, no, no!
462
01:04:11,059 --> 01:04:13,019
That boy in the kitchen...
463
01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:17,816
he's my son,
464
01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:19,401
and you killed him.
465
01:04:19,442 --> 01:04:22,237
She did a lot more than that.
466
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,368
Do you know why we're here?
467
01:04:43,717 --> 01:04:48,722
That video is compliments of @LoriLegs21,
468
01:04:48,763 --> 01:04:51,725
#EndOfTheWorldParty,
469
01:04:51,766 --> 01:04:56,062
CovidOnMyFace.
470
01:04:56,104 --> 01:05:01,609
#2020SucksDonkeyDick. #FuckCovid.
471
01:05:04,696 --> 01:05:06,573
She's not figuring it out.
472
01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:20,587
Did you enjoy the party, Parker?
473
01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:24,090
Do you even remember it?
474
01:05:25,467 --> 01:05:29,429
Do you know the boy you were kissing?
475
01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:32,724
Benji?
476
01:05:33,808 --> 01:05:35,393
Just Benji?
477
01:05:37,771 --> 01:05:41,775
Benji is just some guy we met at the party.
478
01:05:41,816 --> 01:05:45,445
You're very intimate with someone that you just met.
479
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:47,614
So what?
480
01:05:47,655 --> 01:05:50,450
I made out with some guy at the party!
481
01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:55,914
I don't even know.
482
01:05:55,955 --> 01:05:58,416
It didn't mean anything!
483
01:05:59,668 --> 01:06:01,336
Maybe not to you.
484
01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,654
So selfish your generation.
485
01:06:27,696 --> 01:06:32,367
I mean, heaven forbid you miss a keg party or... or spring break.
486
01:06:33,326 --> 01:06:35,453
Who the fuck are you people?
487
01:06:35,495 --> 01:06:40,000
That boy that you were kissing, Benji,
488
01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:43,003
he... he's my youngest son.
489
01:06:43,044 --> 01:06:47,549
He was one of the seven people you infected at that party.
490
01:06:47,590 --> 01:06:50,510
Was? Pamela: Three days ago...
491
01:06:50,552 --> 01:06:55,640
Benji died alone in a hospital bed.
492
01:06:59,019 --> 01:07:01,688
But, I don't...
493
01:07:01,730 --> 01:07:03,189
I don't have it.
494
01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:05,358
I told you she wouldn't admit to anything.
495
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,527
I know, show her the test. Show her the test
496
01:07:07,569 --> 01:07:09,571
Honey, it takes a few minutes.
497
01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:12,699
You people are fucking crazy.
498
01:07:12,741 --> 01:07:16,077
- And you're fucking dead!
- No!
499
01:07:33,261 --> 01:07:34,804
How does it feel
500
01:07:34,846 --> 01:07:37,682
to not know when you're gonna get your last breath?
501
01:07:37,724 --> 01:07:42,937
To feel like you're going to die, scared and alone?
502
01:07:42,979 --> 01:07:45,231
How does that feel?
503
01:07:45,273 --> 01:07:49,194
It could've been anyone. I...
504
01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:50,737
I'm not sick...
505
01:07:50,779 --> 01:07:53,448
You infected that party!
506
01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:58,078
We even did the tracing and we found the man who gave it you.
507
01:07:58,119 --> 01:07:59,871
Tyler Murphy.
508
01:08:01,623 --> 01:08:03,792
But don't worry, we took care of him.
509
01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:09,464
I'm not sick! I don't have COVID!
510
01:08:09,506 --> 01:08:13,301
Well, you're positive.
511
01:08:15,011 --> 01:08:16,763
You're asymptomatic.
512
01:08:20,308 --> 01:08:22,060
Oh, no, no, no...
513
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:24,479
Don't cry.
514
01:08:24,521 --> 01:08:28,149
Take responsibility for your selfishness.
515
01:08:29,317 --> 01:08:31,236
This didn't have to happen.
516
01:08:31,277 --> 01:08:33,947
I mean, where was your fucking mask?
517
01:08:33,988 --> 01:08:35,782
Where was his?
518
01:08:38,368 --> 01:08:40,870
This is your fault!
519
01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:42,789
It's your fault, you hear me.
520
01:08:42,831 --> 01:08:44,708
You did this!
521
01:08:44,749 --> 01:08:46,334
Hon, your mask.
522
01:08:51,339 --> 01:08:53,174
What about DJ?
523
01:08:54,342 --> 01:08:57,345
And my friend Miri, huh?
524
01:08:58,763 --> 01:09:00,306
What did they do?
525
01:09:00,348 --> 01:09:03,476
Well, per CDC guidelines,
526
01:09:03,518 --> 01:09:05,895
you were meant to quarantine alone,
527
01:09:05,937 --> 01:09:09,190
so that is on you.
528
01:09:09,232 --> 01:09:10,900
What the hell?
529
01:09:12,152 --> 01:09:14,446
What? What is it?
530
01:09:14,487 --> 01:09:16,865
Someone's using the Wi-Fi.
531
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,883
It has to be the friend.
532
01:09:37,886 --> 01:09:41,389
- She's dead.
- Make sure. Make sure.
533
01:09:46,394 --> 01:09:48,313
Goddammit!
534
01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:50,482
Oh!
535
01:09:52,942 --> 01:09:55,236
Oh, my God!
536
01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:56,863
You don't want Miri.
537
01:09:59,115 --> 01:10:01,201
You want me.
538
01:10:01,242 --> 01:10:03,370
She doesn't deserve this. I do.
539
01:10:03,411 --> 01:10:06,831
Wow! Look who suddenly found some integrity.
540
01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:14,255
Please, you can do what ever you want with me.
541
01:10:15,924 --> 01:10:17,759
Just don't hurt her.
542
01:10:33,650 --> 01:10:36,736
How do you think you're going to get away with this?
543
01:10:38,947 --> 01:10:40,865
The police will find you.
544
01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:44,911
Your fingerprints,
545
01:10:44,953 --> 01:10:46,871
DNA is everywhere.
546
01:10:46,913 --> 01:10:51,251
Irresponsible girls can cause irresponsible
547
01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:55,797
fires that burn down the house.
548
01:10:56,673 --> 01:10:58,425
Fires happen all the time.
549
01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:05,015
It's tragic.
550
01:11:22,824 --> 01:11:24,492
We have to go.
551
01:11:32,334 --> 01:11:33,585
Shit!
552
01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:36,046
Come on. Okay, this way.
553
01:11:39,299 --> 01:11:40,925
Where the fuck are you?
554
01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:45,638
Pam!
555
01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:49,100
Pamela!
556
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,126
Let's go!
557
01:13:46,217 --> 01:13:48,261
- They destroyed the cars.
- Doesn't matter.
558
01:13:48,303 --> 01:13:50,930
Come on!
559
01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:59,647
Be calm, it's okay. It's okay. We're gonna be okay.
560
01:14:32,222 --> 01:14:34,599
Okay! Fuck!
561
01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:39,479
Keys are in it.
562
01:14:39,521 --> 01:14:40,689
Hit the door.
563
01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:42,816
- Careful.
- Okay.
564
01:14:44,401 --> 01:14:45,944
Try and start it.
565
01:14:48,363 --> 01:14:50,198
Alright. Battery's good.
566
01:15:01,710 --> 01:15:03,837
This is not working. Battery's not working.
567
01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:07,340
It might need fuel.
568
01:15:11,386 --> 01:15:12,470
Got it.
569
01:15:32,907 --> 01:15:35,201
I'll fucking kill you!
570
01:15:36,077 --> 01:15:40,165
You killed him!
571
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:50,258
Get out there. It's all your fuckin' fault!
572
01:15:59,434 --> 01:16:01,353
I said I was sorry!
573
01:16:02,937 --> 01:16:05,231
Miri, Miri. Miri!
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