Original subtitles

♪ Steppin' softly in a danger zone ♪

♪ No weapon in my hand ♪

[R2-D2 beeping]

♪ It's just this brain designed by man ♪

♪ It's got me in trouble again ♪

♪ Trouble again ♪

♪ I put my life in jeopardy ♪

♪ In the service of my friends ♪

♪ I wouldn't care But it's a dangerous affair ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm in trouble again ♪

[R2-D2 whistles]

♪ Trouble again ♪

♪ In trouble, in trouble, in trouble ♪

[exclaims] We're doomed.

R2? R2.

I-- I think those gangsters want their weapons satellite back.

R2! [grunts]

[R2-D2 beeps]

They sent a mercenary droid after us, and it's going to--

Oh.

[R2-D2 chirps]

It was you!

Very clever. I knew it all along.

[R2-D2 beeps]

Thall, can't 3PO and I come along?

Uh, no, Kea. Those gangsters, the Fromms, won't rest until they get the Trigon back.

[C-3PO] As I understand it, Mistress Kea,

the fewer people who know where Master Thall and R2 hide the satellite,

the safer it will be.

Not to mention the safer you'll be if the Fromms catch up with us.

[R2-D2 beeps]

[engines powering up]

3PO, take care of Kea.

Oh, I shall, sir. Um, perhaps you could look after R2.

He just can't manage without me.

-[Thall] We'll be back soon. -[R2-D2 beeps]

[sighs]

[screams]

[C-3PO grunts]

[grunts]

3PO?

Mistress Kea, it's me, C-3PO.

I shared your concern, so I was trying to hook up this antenna

to that old subspace receiver, to take our minds off things.

[monitor buzzes]

[droids beeping]

Oh, look! R2's favorite program.

Perhaps I can improve the reception if I--

[grunts, screams]

3PO!

Oh, R2 is so much better at these things.

[monitor buzzes]

It's not my fault, Father.

I'll get our weapons satellite back from those Rebels.

That's Tig Fromm. You've tuned into his private frequency.

Sise Fromm.

You get it back or I'll get another son.

I should never have financed that hunk of tin.

You and your superweapons.

But, Father, the Trigon One will make us the most powerful gang in the quadrant.

Silence!

Until we have it back, we're the most desperate gang in the quadrant.

Where's Vlix?

He's about to capture the ones who took my-- uh, your satellite.

Oh, no! Master Thall and R2.

He's got them surrounded at the old speeder shop.

3PO, wait.

We can't let them walk into an ambush at the speeder shop.

-Speeder shop? [screams] -[Kea] Down!

You're the droid Tig was talking about.

They're after us.

-[gasps] -[blasters firing]

We need a plan.

If only R2 were here.

He always has a plan or some ridiculous idea.

We're on our own. What do you suggest?

Um…

Well, we could surrender.

I mean it's one strategy.

[blasters firing]

[Vlix] All right.

You've got three seconds to give yourself up.

One, two, three!

-[laughs] -[blasters firing]

[Thall] Yeehaw!

-[speeder whirring] -What?

-[screams] -[grunts]

Let's go!

[murmuring]

Get 'em.

-[R2-D2 beeps] -Hurry, 3PO! Hurry.

-[grunts] -I'm trying. I'm trying.

Oh, my goodness!

[screams]

[C-3PO] Whoa!

All right, you clones. You know the plan. After them!

[all shouting]

They'll never find us.

I know these streets like the back of my hand.

-Thall, look, the door! -I see it.

-[screams] -[screams]

Well done, Master Thall.

Thall, look!

[C-3PO] Whoa!

[Kea] I can't believe they're missing us at this range.

Their aim is just fine with me.

[R2-D2 beeps]

Sir, R2 believes that they're missing us intentionally.

[Thall] What's that supposed to mean?

[R2-D2 beeps]

He believes we're being channeled into a--

[grunts]

Trap!

[Kea] Trap?

-Not if I can help it! -[R2-D2 whistles]

[speeder whirring]

[R2-D2 beeps, whistles]

[shushes] R2, be quiet.

Thanks to our master's expertise, we've managed to escape your alleged--

Trap!

-Trap? -[R2-D2 beeps]

Trap!

I believe you have something that belongs to Mr. Fromm.

You'll never get it back.

Maybe you'd like to tell that to him yourself.

[laughs]

So, you see, it doesn't help anyone to have all these gangs around.

I mean, half the time you don't know who's victimizing whom.

Oh, we're perfectly clear who is victimizing us, aren't we R2?

He is.

With my weapons satellite, we'll just eliminate the other gangs,

and things will be a lot simpler.

[Vlix] Tiggy…

Where is my Trigon One?

Don't worry, Tig. It's in a safe place.

Vlix!

[droids beeping on monitor]

[growls]

[grunts]

[groans]

[grumbles]

[Tig] You will hand over what is mine,

or else I will show you something you'll never forget.

-Mother! -Jord!

Where's my weapons satellite?

Tell him to push start a turbo engine, from behind.

Don't tell them anything, Kea.

The choice is yours.

-Oh, dear. -[groans]

[monitor buzzes]

Either tell me what I want to know, or…

[chuckles]

You reptile! [grunts]

[Thall] Kea, no!

-[grunts] -[groans]

Oh, dear.

-You… -[screams]

Oh, my…

-[Thall coughs] -[Kea coughs]

One last time, where is my Trigon?

-I'll talk to Sise. -My father?

The real power in the family.

Never!

So I thought you would like the pleasure of interrogating them yourself, Father.

[Sise] So, you couldn't even get them to talk.

Actually, they were begging to confess to me,

but I thought, "Why not let Dad have a little fun, hmm?"

[Sise] So, once again it's up to me.

No. I mean…

Of all the sons in the galaxy, how did I manage to get you?

Why is it that he never believes me?

-[R2-D2 beeps] -[C-3PO whimpers]

The least they could've done was to put us in a gravity compartment.

[R2-D2 beeps, whistles]

I may never regain my equilibrium. [whimpers]

It's all right for you.

You can just hang there like a magnetic bat.

[R2-D2 beeping]

Whoa!

I can't take much more of this, R2.

I'm about ready to listen to your plan.

-[R2-D2 beeps] -What plan?

You always have some twisted scheme in that dustbin dome of yours.

-[R2-D2 beeps] -Oh, fine.

The first time we actually need one, you're empty.

[R2-D2 beeps]

We get through the shaft, take over the ship, get the Trigon.

And do what with it?

Blow Sise Fromm's stronghold and look for Jord and your mother in the pieces?

Thall, we've nothing to fight them with but the Trigon.

So let them use it against themselves.

-I think you're space-sick, Thall Joben. -Just trust me.

You can put your arms down, 3PO. I think they got us.

It's my circuit, sir. They think I'm still upside down.

Just keep your eyes and ears open.

[R2-D2 beeps, whistles]

We're not prisoners R2. We're spies.

We have to find out everything we can.

[R2-D2 beeps]

[R2-D2 beeps]

Um, excuse me, sir, but what is in that room?

That's where the droids that spy on us go.

[crashes]

-Oh. -[R2-D2 whistles]

We're not spies R2. We're prisoners.

[R2-D2 beeps]

[C-3PO] Prisoners, R2. Perfect, model prisoners.

[slurps] Eat.

[groans]

I understand you'd like to propose a trade.

Let Kea's mother and Jord go free, then we'll talk.

You take me for a fool, Mr. Joben?

You're not dealing with my son.

[growls]

[grunts]

It's only my circuit balance shifting back. [groans]

[Sise growls]

-The Trigon One is on Ingo… -Thall!

…in the Jarl forest, near the bantha-shaped rock formation.

I know the spot.

Where do you think you're going?

Please, Father. It's mine-- [stammers] I mean, it's yours. But I built it.

All right, all right.

Vlix, go with him and make sure he brings it back this time.

[groans]

What about my mother?

She stays right where she is.

You're not surprised. I didn't think you'd be.

Lock them up until I figure out what our young friend's game is.

[C-3PO] Well, I hope this place of confinement will at least have gravity.

Oh, dear.

And then they threw me in here and took Demma to an interrogation cell.

You shouldn't have come.

[R2-D2 beeps]

No, R2, it's too late. You should've had a plan when we first needed it.

-Well, what's his idea? -Oh, a ridiculous plan.

We'll try anything.

If you insist, sir.

This had better work.

I certainly hope you hid our master's jewels, R2.

They're worth more than we are.

Jewels? What jewels? Where?

Oh, please, sir, don't do that. My circuits are out of balance as it is.

[screams]

[grunts]

All right. The jewels are in the R2 unit's panel.

Well, let's have 'em.

[C-3PO] Now, R2. Now.

[groans]

[C-3PO grunts]

Oh, good work, R2.

I'll go help 3PO.

Whoa! [groans]

[R2-D2 beeps]

Okay?

[control panel whirs]

-[grunts] -Whoa!

3PO, how long will it take Tig to get the Trigon back here at lightspeed?

About 14 seconds, sir.

Correction. Arrival time should be in 49 minutes, give or take.

We have to get your mother outta here before Tig returns with the Trigon.

If we don't, no one will ever leave this place.

Whatever does the master mean?

[R2-D2 beeps]

The moment the Trigon arrives, this place will become a crater!

That's just half power.

With full power transferred to the laser cannons,

this baby could take out a whole planet.

At long last, you have proven yourself worthy of the Fromm name.

I am proud of you, Tig, son.

Just slow down, Tiggy. I can't keep up with you.

[growls]

-[Sise] Don't call him Tiggy. -[Tig laughs]

Hey! Watch it!

Oops.

-Sorry, Vlixy. -[Sise laughs]

That's my boy.

[R2-D2 beeps]

Okay, Thall, interrogation cell's one level up.

We can get there through this service tube.

[R2-D2 beeps]

Sir, we don't have much time.

Commandeer the fastest ship you can find.

-If I'm not back in time-- -Leave without us.

-But, Kea-- -She's my mother. I'm going with him.

Uh, you heard her. Let's go.

You heard him. Let's go.

[fluid gushing]

That Strato Driver's the fastest crate here.

[R2-D2 beeps]

Where's he going?

I expect he's come up with some sort of plan. Now we're in real trouble.

Hey! Put that back.

-[thuds] -[groans]

[screams]

Quick! In there.

-[thuds] -[groans]

-Hi. -[screams]

Bye.

Thall, she's not here.

The next level.

Okay, altering guidance systems. Ready to lock in landing coordinates.

[buttons beep]

-[button buzzes] -Huh?

[button clicks]

-[Sise] Tig, what's wrong? -I don't know.

The guidance systems, the docking sequence, it's not responding.

What does that mean?

Father, I'm on a collision course with the stronghold.

Tiggy!

You mean R2 and Thall sabotaged the Trigon when they hid it?

According to R2, it's set on a collision course with this stronghold.

[Jord] It'll be here any minute.

Well, don't just stand there.

Go and help Thall.

I hoped you'd say that, sir, but how?

[R2-D2 beeps]

Cargo sled? R2, wait for me.

[shushes]

Halt!

-[rhythmic beeping] -Stop it. Tiggy, you blundering idiot.

Turn it around. Do something, anything!

I'm trying. I'm trying.

-Slow down, R2. Be careful. -[R2-D2 beeps]

[electricity crackles]

[groans]

[R2-D2 beeps]

[C-3PO] Oh, my goodness. [groans]

[R2-D2 beeps]

Don't you call me a back seat driver. Whoever programmed you to drive?

[C-3PO screams]

[R2-D2 shrieks, beeps]

Whoa!

[R2-D2 shrieks]

[console beeps]

What? Come on, come on.

[cargo sled whirring]

-Abandon ship-- -[screams]

-[C-3PO screams] -[crashes]

[cargo sled whirring]

-[R2-D2 beeps] -Oh, dear. [screams]

Huh?

Whoa! Oh!

[Kea] Look out!

-[sled crashes] -[both grunt]

[R2-D2 beeps]

Thank goodness you're safe.

-Kea! -[gasps] Mother!

Oh.

[Kea laughs]

-Uh, 3PO, how long? -Any moment, sir.

-[R2-D2 beeps] -What now?

-[R2-D2 beeps] -The service tube? What evacuation alarm?

[alarm blaring]

[thuds]

Ow.

[console beeping]

Vlix, where's Tig?

I'm on Vlix's ship.

You better evacuate, Father.

And you better have a big head start because when I catch you…

-[Sise growling] -[shudders]

-[screaming] -[alarm blaring]

[ratchet grinding]

I hot-wired the booster drive, but I need a servo to join it together.

Sir, the Trigon is almost here.

[R2-D2 beeps]

Oh, no. R2's got another plan.

-[screaming] -[alarm blaring]

[Jord] Come on.

[ship approaching]

-[Jord] Yahoo! -[Thall] All right! [cheers]

[Kea cheering]

When you mess things up, Tiggy, you mess 'em up real good.

[Sise] I know you two can hear me.

I hope you have something better than lightspeed in that bucket

because I'm coming after you.

And when I catch you…

-[whimpers] -[whimpers]

-So thanks to you-- -Us.

No more weapons satellite, no more stronghold

and no more Fromm Gang.

Right, we fixed the Trigon so it would home in on Sise's communication signal.

So, in other words, you let evil destroy itself.

Exactly!

It was all R2's idea.

[C-3PO] I'm a little tired of R2's ideas.

Especially the one to use my servomechanism to guide the spacecraft.

Aw, come on, 3PO. What would we do without you?

I really don't know, sir.

But, well, I'm afraid you would be left

-to the mercy of R2's plans. -[R2-D2 beeping]

They may be R2's plans, 3PO, but you're the one who sees 'em through.

[laughs] You two are a terrific team.

Well, when you put it that way,

-I really can't disagree. -[R2-D2 beeps]