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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,510 --> 00:00:09,928 The news never ends. 2 00:00:10,095 --> 00:00:12,013 This is 1080 GCR. 3 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:15,141 You get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:15,934 --> 00:00:16,935 Good morning. 5 00:00:17,102 --> 00:00:20,230 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 6 00:00:20,397 --> 00:00:22,732 I'm Stan L. Brooks, and here's what's happening. 7 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:25,110 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 8 00:00:25,277 --> 00:00:27,904 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 9 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:30,031 Even the nicest sections of the city 10 00:00:30,115 --> 00:00:31,449 are looking like slums. 11 00:00:31,616 --> 00:00:33,326 Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is 12 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:35,120 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 13 00:00:35,287 --> 00:00:36,913 for the first time in decades. 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,165 There's no need to wait until somebody dies 15 00:00:39,332 --> 00:00:40,917 or comes down with typhoid fever. 16 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,086 It's already a serious situation. 17 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:44,333 It's something that affects 18 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:45,499 almost everyone in the city, 19 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,674 no matter who they are or where they live. 20 00:00:47,841 --> 00:00:50,051 You can't go down no one avenue 21 00:00:50,135 --> 00:00:52,137 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 22 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:53,531 It's starting to affect my business 23 00:00:53,555 --> 00:00:54,824 when customers can't get in here 24 00:00:54,848 --> 00:00:56,641 because of the garbage situation. 25 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,476 I'm not out that long to smell it, 26 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:00,395 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 27 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:02,022 It don't affect me except 28 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,732 for the very bad smell here. 29 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:04,900 It's horrific. 30 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,276 It's a mess. 31 00:01:06,359 --> 00:01:07,753 I've been in this country for 50 years, 32 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,217 and I've never seen anything like it. 33 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:10,822 What is this world coming to? 34 00:01:10,989 --> 00:01:12,073 Put 'em in a room, 35 00:01:12,157 --> 00:01:13,718 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 36 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:15,952 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 37 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:18,413 The idea of the National Guard moving in 38 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:19,956 and cleaning up is a good idea. 39 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,207 In other news, 40 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:22,891 the building industry and landlords today 41 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:24,461 expressed concern over the latest 42 00:01:24,544 --> 00:01:26,338 increase in heating oil prices. 43 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:27,714 Renters in the metro area 44 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:29,215 are certain to feel the pinch... 45 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:05,895 Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 46 00:02:05,919 --> 00:02:06,920 Nice outfit, pal. 47 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:08,356 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 48 00:02:08,380 --> 00:02:10,006 a good one. You know that, right? 49 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:12,175 - Hey! Hey! - Grab it! 50 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:13,343 Go, go, go! 51 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:14,678 Hey! 52 00:02:15,053 --> 00:02:16,054 He's coming! 53 00:02:16,221 --> 00:02:18,723 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 54 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,392 - Look at him running. - Let's go! 55 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:21,476 Stop them! 56 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:23,436 Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 57 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:27,148 Where's your sign, clown? 58 00:02:27,816 --> 00:02:29,234 Hey! 59 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:35,073 Go, clown! Come on! 60 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,324 Stop them! 61 00:02:38,243 --> 00:02:39,619 Go! Come on! 62 00:02:42,122 --> 00:02:43,289 Stop them! 63 00:02:43,456 --> 00:02:45,083 Come on, run! 64 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,586 Hey! 65 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,339 You fucking... 66 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,929 Oh, shit! Good hit. 67 00:02:58,096 --> 00:02:59,848 Come on! Beat his ass up. 68 00:03:00,015 --> 00:03:01,815 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 69 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:03,852 Harder! Harder! 70 00:03:04,019 --> 00:03:05,270 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 71 00:03:05,437 --> 00:03:07,689 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 72 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,162 Ha! 73 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:53,253 Is it just me, 74 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,923 or is it getting crazier out there? 75 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:03,346 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 76 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:05,723 People are upset. 77 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:08,768 They're struggling. Looking for work. 78 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,311 These are tough times. 79 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:14,732 How about you? 80 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,444 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 81 00:05:20,238 --> 00:05:21,990 Yes, ma'am. 82 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,909 Great. 83 00:05:25,827 --> 00:05:27,370 Did you bring it with you? 84 00:05:31,958 --> 00:05:33,042 Arthur. 85 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:35,545 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 86 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:37,297 with you for these appointments. 87 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:39,340 Can I see it? 88 00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:54,189 I've been using it as a journal, 89 00:05:56,065 --> 00:05:57,734 but also as a joke diary. 90 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,238 Funny thoughts or observations. 91 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:04,532 I think I told you 92 00:06:04,616 --> 00:06:07,785 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 93 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:12,832 No, you didn't. 94 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:16,294 I think I did. 95 00:06:24,844 --> 00:06:28,765 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 96 00:06:44,781 --> 00:06:47,116 How does it feel to have to come here? 97 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:50,286 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 98 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:55,583 I think I felt better 99 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,669 when I was locked up in the hospital. 100 00:06:59,712 --> 00:07:00,964 And have you thought more about 101 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,716 why you were locked up? 102 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,224 Who knows? 103 00:07:18,398 --> 00:07:20,149 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 104 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:22,151 to increase my medication. 105 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:30,493 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 106 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:34,414 Surely, they must be doing something. 107 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:40,128 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 108 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,374 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 109 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:22,604 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 110 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:23,838 Just stop. 111 00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:34,182 What? You think that's funny? 112 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:44,108 I'm sorry. I have a... 113 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:01,709 I'm sorry. 114 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,059 Happy, did you check the mail 115 00:10:42,143 --> 00:10:43,478 before you came up? 116 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,229 Yeah, Mom. 117 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,690 Nothing. 118 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,403 And finally, tonight, 119 00:10:52,487 --> 00:10:54,489 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 120 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:55,948 authorities are saying 121 00:10:56,032 --> 00:10:58,493 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 122 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,952 And not just any rats, 123 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,163 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 124 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:04,248 He must not be getting my letters. 125 00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:05,416 Yeah. 126 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,668 It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. 127 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,253 He's a busy man. 128 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:13,132 Please. I worked for that family for years. 129 00:11:13,591 --> 00:11:15,593 The least he could do is write back. 130 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:20,306 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 131 00:11:20,473 --> 00:11:21,474 You need to eat. 132 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:25,269 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 133 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,452 Both victims were taken to Gotham General. 134 00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:29,649 Sounds like 135 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:30,876 the city needs to find the Pied Piper. 136 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,569 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 137 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:37,532 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 138 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:40,493 Well, everybody on the news. 139 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:42,828 He's the only one who could save the city. 140 00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:44,330 He owes it to us. 141 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,751 Come sit. It's starting. 142 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:50,711 Yay, Murray. 143 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:55,007 From NCB Studios in Gotham City, 144 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:58,469 it's Live with Murray Franklin! 145 00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,557 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... 146 00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,933 Oh, Sandra Winger's on. 147 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:07,228 And the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. 148 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:09,522 Joining Murray, as always, 149 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:12,275 Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. 150 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:15,111 And now, without further ado, 151 00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:18,030 Murray Franklin. 152 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,169 Thank you. 153 00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:34,463 Thank you. 154 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,966 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 155 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:39,260 Yeah! 156 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:41,137 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 157 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:42,638 Thank you. 158 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,725 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 159 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,227 - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. 160 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:51,689 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 161 00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:53,399 You ready for this? 162 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:54,650 Super cats. 163 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:00,799 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 164 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,325 I love you, Murray! 165 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,494 I love you, too. 166 00:13:07,413 --> 00:13:08,998 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 167 00:13:09,165 --> 00:13:10,166 Who is that? 168 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,501 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 169 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:14,587 Stand up for me. 170 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:15,755 Go ahead. 171 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,637 What's your name? 172 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:25,181 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 173 00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:27,016 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 174 00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:28,910 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 175 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,977 Arthur, I could tell. 176 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,145 Where are you from? 177 00:13:31,312 --> 00:13:33,022 I live right here in the city 178 00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:34,774 with my mother. 179 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,360 Okay, hold on. Hold on. 180 00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:38,587 There's nothing funny about that. 181 00:13:38,611 --> 00:13:41,280 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 182 00:13:41,447 --> 00:13:44,283 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 183 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:45,451 and he never came back. 184 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,577 Aww. 185 00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:48,663 I know what that's like, Murray. 186 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,374 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 187 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,292 I take good care of my mother. 188 00:13:57,463 --> 00:14:00,383 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 189 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,550 She does. 190 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:06,263 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 191 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,058 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 192 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,601 Aww. 193 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:13,979 Wow. 194 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,485 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 195 00:14:19,652 --> 00:14:22,488 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 196 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,073 Come on! Come on. 197 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,040 Come on. 198 00:14:48,264 --> 00:14:50,516 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 199 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:52,476 We'll be right back. 200 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,645 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 201 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,564 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 202 00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:57,940 It made my day. 203 00:14:58,107 --> 00:14:59,316 Thanks, Murray. 204 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,402 You see all this, the lights, the show, 205 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,778 the audience, all that stuff? 206 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,172 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 207 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,364 to have a kid like you. 208 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,825 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 209 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,660 Another day in chuckle town. 210 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:52,828 Yup. 211 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,458 You okay? 212 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,921 I heard about the beatdown you took. 213 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,756 Fucking savages. 214 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,718 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 215 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:08,844 No. 216 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,347 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 217 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:12,848 All the crazy shit out there. 218 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,100 They're animals. 219 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,898 You know what? 220 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,154 Here. 221 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,074 What is it? 222 00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:31,617 Take it. 223 00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:33,619 It's for you. 224 00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:40,042 You gotta protect yourself out there. 225 00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:42,294 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 226 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,089 Randall, 227 00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:49,176 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 228 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,179 Don't sweat it, Art. 229 00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:54,223 No one has to know. 230 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,725 And you can pay me back some other time. 231 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,102 You know you're my boy. 232 00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,313 Arthur, 233 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,440 Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 234 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,694 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 235 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:07,987 No idea. 236 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,989 Do you people call it miniature golf 237 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,532 or is it just golf to you? 238 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,289 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 239 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:36,891 Hello, Hoyt. 240 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,560 Gary said you wanted to see me. 241 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,646 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 242 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:43,772 Not quite. 243 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,066 Just been working on my material. 244 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,152 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 245 00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:49,820 Look, I like you, Arthur. 246 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:51,405 You know, a lot of the guys, 247 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,128 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 248 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,659 I don't even know why I like you. 249 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:57,953 But I got another complaint. 250 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,457 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 251 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,459 The guy said you disappeared. 252 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,002 Never even returned his sign. 253 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,671 Because I got jumped. 254 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:09,757 Didn't you hear? 255 00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:11,675 For a sign? 256 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,011 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 257 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,138 Just get him his sign back. 258 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,682 He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. 259 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,643 Why would I keep his sign? 260 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,562 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 261 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857 If you don't return the sign, 262 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,068 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 263 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,278 Are we clear? 264 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:35,574 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 265 00:18:35,741 --> 00:18:37,701 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 266 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,244 The other guys, 267 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,168 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 268 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,207 because people think you're weird. 269 00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:46,210 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 270 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,052 Wait, wait, wait. 271 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,220 Wait. 272 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:42,599 Thank you. 273 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,207 This building is so awful, isn't it? 274 00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,545 This building is so awful, right, Mommy? 275 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:14,131 Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. 276 00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:16,633 It's so awful, Mommy. 277 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,344 Right, Mommy? 278 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,812 - Good night. - This building's 279 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:30,219 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 280 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:36,653 Hey. 281 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,369 Come on. 282 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,966 The moon is a silver dollar 283 00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:01,053 Shining up in the sky 284 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,680 That's the dream we can buy... 285 00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:04,765 - Look up. - Mmm. 286 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,226 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 287 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,270 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 288 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,468 What do you think he's gonna do? 289 00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,899 He's gonna help us. 290 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:18,987 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 291 00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,031 Why would he help us? 292 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:23,784 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 293 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:27,246 If he knew how we were living, 294 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,874 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 295 00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:34,920 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 296 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:38,674 I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. 297 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,135 Or me. 298 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:42,761 Everybody's telling me 299 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,472 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 300 00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:49,268 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 301 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,478 - What do you mean? - I mean... 302 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,940 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 303 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:26,763 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 304 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:29,183 The world is in a mess 305 00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:31,560 With politics and taxes And people grinding axes 306 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:32,811 There's no happiness 307 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,356 Happiness is not a riddle 308 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,234 When I'm listening to that Big bass fiddle 309 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,581 Slap that bass Slap it till its dizzy 310 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,000 Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy 311 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,878 Zoom, zoom, zoom Misery, you've got to go... 312 00:22:58,587 --> 00:22:59,838 Hey, what's your name? 313 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,049 Arthur. 314 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,303 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 315 00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:08,138 I know. 316 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,933 You know who's not? Him. 317 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,482 Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 318 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:19,691 Mom, what? 319 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,985 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 320 00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,404 I'm watching an old war movie! 321 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,073 Turn it down! 322 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:27,574 Um... 323 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,122 Sorry, Mom. 324 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:47,970 You good? 325 00:24:55,329 --> 00:24:57,873 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 326 00:24:58,832 --> 00:25:01,043 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 327 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,837 - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 328 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,505 My favorite one right now is 329 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,633 professor and senior who really needs 330 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,052 to pass my class to graduate. 331 00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,471 Yes. 332 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,307 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 333 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:16,600 I'm a professor at 334 00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,203 a prestigious New England university... 335 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:23,607 and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ." 336 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:26,818 I know. I know. 337 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:30,155 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 338 00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,116 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 339 00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:35,884 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 340 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,246 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." 341 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,332 I can't use my real last name at this college 342 00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:42,042 'cause they don't hire Jews. 343 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,128 It's something I'll address 344 00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:46,838 once I have tenure, but for now... 345 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,174 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, 346 00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:50,568 I think I might be in danger of failing 347 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:51,802 your 'Intro to Western Civ,' 348 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,095 and I just want you to know 349 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:54,930 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 350 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:59,142 And I said, "Anything?" And she said... 351 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,919 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 352 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,464 Were you following me today? 353 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,760 Yeah. 354 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,473 I thought that was you. 355 00:27:20,307 --> 00:27:22,726 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 356 00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,313 I have a gun. 357 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,106 I could come by tomorrow. 358 00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,028 You're so funny, Arthur. 359 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,573 Yeah. 360 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:39,242 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 361 00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:42,162 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 362 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:44,206 I could do that. 363 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,499 Yeah? 364 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,459 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 365 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:48,627 Yeah. 366 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:57,761 If you're happy and you know it 367 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,012 Wiggle your ears 368 00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:00,096 Wiggle your ears 369 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:02,390 If you're happy and you know it 370 00:28:02,474 --> 00:28:03,558 Wiggle your ears 371 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:04,726 Wiggle your ears 372 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:07,145 If you're happy and you know it 373 00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:09,314 And you really want to show it 374 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:11,483 If you're happy and you know it 375 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:12,692 Wiggle your ears 376 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:16,071 If you're happy and you know it 377 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:17,447 Stomp your feet 378 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:18,615 Stomp your feet 379 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:20,700 If you're happy and you know it 380 00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:21,910 Stomp your feet 381 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:23,078 Stomp your feet 382 00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:25,455 If you're happy and you know it 383 00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,666 And you really want to show it 384 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,960 If you're happy and you know it 385 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,294 Stomp your feet 386 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,172 If you're happy and you know it 387 00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:35,674 Shout "hurray" 388 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,008 Shout "hurray" 389 00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:39,094 If you're happy and you know it 390 00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:40,595 Shout "hurray" 391 00:28:40,762 --> 00:28:41,763 Shout "hurray" 392 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,306 If you're happy and you know it 393 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:44,683 And you really want to 394 00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:49,187 Hoyt, please, I love this job. 395 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,565 Arthur, I need to know why 396 00:28:51,648 --> 00:28:53,775 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 397 00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:56,903 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 398 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,905 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 399 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,157 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 400 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:03,285 Besides, Randall told me 401 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:06,329 you tried to buy a.38 off him last week. 402 00:29:06,496 --> 00:29:07,539 Randall told you that? 403 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:10,834 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 404 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,002 You're fired! 405 00:29:38,236 --> 00:29:39,404 Jefferson Street. 406 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:40,989 Next stop, Ninth Ave. 407 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,428 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 408 00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:46,578 We should've just stayed. 409 00:29:46,745 --> 00:29:49,414 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 410 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,791 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 411 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,043 She was in love. 412 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,729 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 413 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,172 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 414 00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:01,551 Hey, you want some French fries? 415 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:05,889 Hello? 416 00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:08,350 Talking to you. Hey. 417 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,060 No, thank you. 418 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:14,272 You sure? 419 00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:17,275 They're real good. 420 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,864 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 421 00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:25,241 Whoo... 422 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,476 Is something funny, asshole? 423 00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:57,065 Bitch! 424 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,825 Isn't it rich? 425 00:31:07,701 --> 00:31:10,120 Are we a pair? 426 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,250 Me here at last on the ground 427 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:18,420 And you in mid-air 428 00:31:18,586 --> 00:31:21,589 Send in the clowns 429 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:27,512 Isn't it bliss? 430 00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:30,974 Don't you approve? 431 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,144 One who keeps tearing around 432 00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:37,147 And one who can't move 433 00:31:37,313 --> 00:31:40,483 Where are the clowns? 434 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:44,362 There ought to be clowns 435 00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:57,041 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 436 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,835 Nothing. 437 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,174 I have... I have a condition. 438 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,843 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 439 00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,052 Whoa! 440 00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:11,931 Please, stop! 441 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:14,934 We got a kicker, huh? 442 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,895 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 443 00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:21,065 Stay down, freak! 444 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,461 Hey! 445 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,026 Ninth Avenue. 446 00:33:05,109 --> 00:33:06,277 Next stop, Hunter's Point. 447 00:33:06,444 --> 00:33:07,779 Hey! 448 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,662 Stand clear of the closing doors. 449 00:33:52,657 --> 00:33:55,201 Shit. Shit. 450 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,668 I read it was a guy in full makeup. 451 00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,296 No, it says right here it was a mask. 452 00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,590 Either way, I think it's good for business. 453 00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:58,092 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 454 00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,469 Big man, what's the good word? 455 00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:00,636 Hey. 456 00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:05,975 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 457 00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,435 Sorry, mate. 458 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:08,603 Yeah. 459 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:10,521 It doesn't seem fair, 460 00:37:10,688 --> 00:37:12,565 getting fired like that. 461 00:37:13,775 --> 00:37:14,859 Did you really bring a gun 462 00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,360 to the children's hospital, Artie? 463 00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:18,905 What the fuck would you do that for? 464 00:37:19,072 --> 00:37:20,507 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 465 00:37:20,531 --> 00:37:21,633 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 466 00:37:21,657 --> 00:37:22,937 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 467 00:37:24,327 --> 00:37:25,703 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 468 00:37:26,704 --> 00:37:27,830 It was his gun. 469 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:29,791 - What? - I still owe you for that, 470 00:37:29,874 --> 00:37:30,917 don't I? 471 00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:32,835 What the fuck are you talking about? 472 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:35,171 Stop talking out of your ass, Art. 473 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,677 Oh, no! 474 00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,139 I forgot to punch out. 475 00:37:51,604 --> 00:37:53,606 And turns to sorrow 476 00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:58,986 King of all Hear me call 477 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:04,700 Hear my name Carnival 478 00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:17,713 And as our city tries to make sense 479 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,342 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 480 00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:23,010 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 481 00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:25,429 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 482 00:38:25,596 --> 00:38:26,764 Yes, Mother. 483 00:38:26,931 --> 00:38:28,182 Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 484 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,642 They're asking him about 485 00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:31,185 those horrible subway murders. 486 00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:32,603 Thank you, Thomas. I know 487 00:38:32,687 --> 00:38:34,438 this is a difficult time for you. 488 00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:36,274 Why him? 489 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,317 Looks like he's gained weight. 490 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,204 Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. 491 00:38:40,903 --> 00:38:42,572 Good, decent, educated. 492 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:45,366 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 493 00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:48,494 Like all Wayne employees, 494 00:38:48,578 --> 00:38:50,872 past and present, they're family. 495 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:52,758 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 496 00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:54,208 There now seems to be 497 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:56,544 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 498 00:38:56,711 --> 00:38:58,880 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 499 00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:01,174 are taking the side of the killer. 500 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,009 Yes, and it's a shame. 501 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:04,468 It's one of the reasons why 502 00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:05,832 I'm considering a run for mayor. 503 00:39:06,637 --> 00:39:08,848 Gotham's lost its way. 504 00:39:09,015 --> 00:39:10,766 What about the eyewitness report 505 00:39:10,850 --> 00:39:13,561 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 506 00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,730 Well, it makes total sense to me. 507 00:39:15,897 --> 00:39:18,137 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 508 00:39:18,274 --> 00:39:20,109 Someone who hides behind a mask. 509 00:39:20,693 --> 00:39:22,153 Someone who is envious 510 00:39:22,236 --> 00:39:25,656 of those more fortunate than themselves, 511 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:29,160 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 512 00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:32,246 And until those kind of people change for the better, 513 00:39:32,413 --> 00:39:36,000 those of us who have made something of our lives 514 00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:38,502 will always look at those who haven't 515 00:39:38,669 --> 00:39:40,796 as nothing but clowns. 516 00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:44,884 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 517 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:46,052 It's not funny. 518 00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:10,034 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 519 00:40:12,870 --> 00:40:16,874 and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. 520 00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:19,126 Arthur... 521 00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:20,461 Which is crazy, 522 00:40:22,838 --> 00:40:25,883 because that's my clown name at work. 523 00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:29,428 And until a little while ago, 524 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,182 it was like nobody ever saw me. 525 00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:37,603 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 526 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:40,398 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 527 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,152 You don't listen, do you? 528 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:50,825 I don't think you ever really hear me. 529 00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:54,704 You just ask the same questions every week. 530 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:58,165 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 531 00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:02,920 All I have are negative thoughts, 532 00:41:03,087 --> 00:41:05,923 but you don't listen anyway. 533 00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:09,468 I said, for my whole life, 534 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:12,847 I didn't know if I even really existed. 535 00:41:14,056 --> 00:41:15,766 But I do. 536 00:41:17,226 --> 00:41:21,147 And people are starting to notice. 537 00:41:22,898 --> 00:41:24,650 They've cut our funding. 538 00:41:24,817 --> 00:41:26,485 We're closing down our offices next week. 539 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:30,114 The city has cut funding across the board. 540 00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:32,158 Social Services is part of that. 541 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:34,368 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 542 00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:36,495 Okay. 543 00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:42,788 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 544 00:41:44,962 --> 00:41:46,380 And they really don't give a shit 545 00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:48,424 about people like me, either. 546 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:53,012 Fuck. 547 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,731 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 548 00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:08,319 Who do I talk to? 549 00:42:10,780 --> 00:42:12,573 I'm sorry, Arthur. 550 00:42:15,368 --> 00:42:18,913 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 551 00:42:19,580 --> 00:42:21,999 You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" 552 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:24,168 "Is it safe?" 553 00:42:24,335 --> 00:42:25,795 "Is it reliable?" 554 00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,214 "Could it kill me?" 555 00:42:28,297 --> 00:42:30,341 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 556 00:42:30,508 --> 00:42:32,885 We're like, "There's a spot." 557 00:42:33,052 --> 00:42:34,178 "There's another spot." 558 00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:35,346 "That would work." 559 00:42:35,513 --> 00:42:38,015 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 560 00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:42,436 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 561 00:42:45,147 --> 00:42:47,358 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 562 00:42:52,530 --> 00:42:54,698 One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. 563 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,785 All right, now, this next comic describes 564 00:42:57,868 --> 00:42:59,995 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 565 00:43:00,162 --> 00:43:02,540 who from a young age was always told 566 00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:03,666 that his purpose in life 567 00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:07,837 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 568 00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:09,755 Um... Okay. 569 00:43:09,922 --> 00:43:12,174 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. 570 00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:13,300 Arthur Fleck. 571 00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:40,161 Hello, it's good to be here. 572 00:44:04,935 --> 00:44:07,897 I hated school when I was a kid. 573 00:44:23,412 --> 00:44:28,209 I hated school as a kid. 574 00:44:29,502 --> 00:44:31,170 My mother would say, 575 00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:32,838 "You should enjoy it." 576 00:44:32,922 --> 00:44:34,965 "One day, you'll have to work for a living." 577 00:44:36,425 --> 00:44:37,676 "No, I won't, Ma, 578 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,428 I'm gonna be a comedian." 579 00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:49,855 Um... 580 00:44:52,066 --> 00:44:53,192 Here's one. 581 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:57,530 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 582 00:44:57,613 --> 00:44:59,573 why are the rich people... 583 00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:07,498 Smile though your heart is aching 584 00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:15,297 Smile even though it's breaking 585 00:45:17,633 --> 00:45:23,347 When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by 586 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:28,894 If you smile Through your fear and sorrow 587 00:45:28,978 --> 00:45:34,024 Smile and maybe tomorrow 588 00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:39,989 You'll see the sun Come shining through for you 589 00:45:40,072 --> 00:45:41,407 You believe that shit? 590 00:45:43,242 --> 00:45:44,243 Fuck 'em. 591 00:45:46,287 --> 00:45:48,914 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 592 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:52,918 Three less pricks in Gotham City, 593 00:45:53,377 --> 00:45:55,296 only a million more to go. 594 00:45:56,964 --> 00:45:59,800 You'll get by 595 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:04,138 That's the time you must keep on trying 596 00:46:04,722 --> 00:46:08,892 Smile, what's the use of crying 597 00:46:09,059 --> 00:46:13,522 You'll find that Life is still worthwhile 598 00:46:15,774 --> 00:46:19,653 If you just smile 599 00:46:27,161 --> 00:46:28,537 And, buddy, as always, 600 00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:29,747 thanks for the laughs. 601 00:46:29,913 --> 00:46:31,415 I'm sure we'll see you again. 602 00:46:31,582 --> 00:46:32,791 You know we'll be here, right? 603 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:34,168 I hope. 604 00:46:34,251 --> 00:46:37,921 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 605 00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:40,883 and animal expert, Hugh Little. 606 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:42,843 Thanks for watching. 607 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:45,304 Good night, and always remember, 608 00:46:45,471 --> 00:46:46,847 that's life. 609 00:46:51,185 --> 00:46:52,353 That's life. 610 00:46:57,191 --> 00:47:00,569 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 611 00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:01,779 Hmm? Oh... 612 00:47:04,031 --> 00:47:05,491 Oh, Happy. 613 00:47:08,327 --> 00:47:09,995 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 614 00:47:10,162 --> 00:47:11,872 Come on, dance with me. 615 00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:15,250 For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 616 00:47:24,176 --> 00:47:25,886 You smell like cologne. 617 00:47:26,053 --> 00:47:28,514 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 618 00:47:28,681 --> 00:47:30,474 Oh. 619 00:47:33,185 --> 00:47:34,937 Just don't forget to mail it. 620 00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:02,423 The Murray Franklin Show is taped live 621 00:48:02,506 --> 00:48:03,882 before a studio audience 622 00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:06,176 in beautiful downtown Gotham City. 623 00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:11,116 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 624 00:49:11,283 --> 00:49:12,451 Don't give me your... 625 00:49:12,618 --> 00:49:14,453 No. No. 626 00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:17,581 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 627 00:49:17,748 --> 00:49:18,916 Okay. 628 00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:20,167 Okay. 629 00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,007 I'm not angry, Mom. 630 00:49:27,174 --> 00:49:29,510 I'm not angry. 631 00:49:29,676 --> 00:49:30,886 Please. 632 00:49:31,929 --> 00:49:34,681 Mom, is this real? 633 00:49:38,352 --> 00:49:41,563 He's an extraordinary man, Happy. 634 00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:44,066 He's a very powerful man. 635 00:49:45,609 --> 00:49:47,569 We were in love. 636 00:49:48,445 --> 00:49:50,364 He said it was best that we not be together 637 00:49:50,447 --> 00:49:52,574 because of appearances. 638 00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:58,413 And I could never tell anyone because... 639 00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:02,417 Well, I signed some papers. 640 00:50:04,253 --> 00:50:05,879 And besides, you can imagine 641 00:50:05,963 --> 00:50:09,341 what people would say about Thomas and me. 642 00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:13,428 What they'd say about you. 643 00:50:17,641 --> 00:50:19,560 What would they say, Mom? 644 00:52:08,710 --> 00:52:09,711 Hmm. 645 00:52:20,555 --> 00:52:21,682 Hmm. 646 00:52:52,796 --> 00:52:53,839 Hi. 647 00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,176 What's your name? 648 00:52:59,428 --> 00:53:01,054 I'm Bruce. 649 00:53:02,139 --> 00:53:03,306 Bruce. 650 00:53:05,267 --> 00:53:06,518 I'm Arthur. 651 00:53:28,498 --> 00:53:29,875 That's better. 652 00:53:30,792 --> 00:53:32,377 Bruce! Bruce! 653 00:53:33,879 --> 00:53:35,047 Get away from that man. 654 00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:37,340 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 655 00:53:37,507 --> 00:53:38,787 What are you doing? Who are you? 656 00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:41,053 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 657 00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:43,722 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 658 00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:46,451 Why did you give him these flowers? 659 00:53:46,475 --> 00:53:47,684 No, they're not real. 660 00:53:49,436 --> 00:53:51,480 It's magic. 661 00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,356 I was just trying to make him smile. 662 00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:55,358 Well, it's not funny, is it? 663 00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:57,569 Do I need to call the police? 664 00:53:57,736 --> 00:53:59,154 No. Please. 665 00:54:00,447 --> 00:54:03,658 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. 666 00:54:03,825 --> 00:54:05,053 She used to work here years ago. 667 00:54:05,077 --> 00:54:07,162 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 668 00:54:08,330 --> 00:54:09,790 You are her son. 669 00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:10,957 Yeah. 670 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:13,335 Did you know her? 671 00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:19,299 I know about the two of them. 672 00:54:19,883 --> 00:54:22,302 She told me everything. 673 00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:25,972 There's nothing to know. 674 00:54:27,099 --> 00:54:28,892 There is no "them." 675 00:54:29,851 --> 00:54:32,020 Your mother was delusional. 676 00:54:32,938 --> 00:54:34,022 She was a sick woman. 677 00:54:34,189 --> 00:54:36,233 Don't say that. 678 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:38,819 Just go. 679 00:54:38,944 --> 00:54:39,945 Mmm? 680 00:54:40,070 --> 00:54:42,322 Before you make a fool of yourself. 681 00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:46,660 Thomas Wayne is my father. 682 00:54:51,706 --> 00:54:52,707 He left me. 683 00:54:55,544 --> 00:54:56,837 Let go! Let go! 684 00:55:23,196 --> 00:55:25,031 Keep the respirations above 15. 685 00:55:25,198 --> 00:55:27,367 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 686 00:55:28,618 --> 00:55:29,828 Mom? 687 00:55:30,662 --> 00:55:31,663 What happened? 688 00:55:31,830 --> 00:55:33,498 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 689 00:55:33,582 --> 00:55:35,143 - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. 690 00:55:35,167 --> 00:55:36,585 We don't know what happened yet. 691 00:55:36,668 --> 00:55:38,587 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. 692 00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:39,921 One more. We got one more lift. 693 00:55:40,005 --> 00:55:41,047 I'm getting 694 00:55:41,131 --> 00:55:42,451 a little resistance here, Michael. 695 00:55:45,051 --> 00:55:46,052 Lift. 696 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,934 I'm right here. 697 00:55:53,310 --> 00:55:54,519 Excuse me, sir. 698 00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:55,872 Does your mother take any medications? 699 00:55:55,896 --> 00:55:56,980 - No. - Excuse me, 700 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:58,143 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 701 00:55:58,190 --> 00:55:59,834 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 702 00:55:59,858 --> 00:56:01,026 I don't know. 703 00:56:45,946 --> 00:56:47,155 Mr. Fleck. 704 00:56:48,531 --> 00:56:50,492 Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. 705 00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:52,869 This is my partner, Detective Burke. 706 00:56:53,286 --> 00:56:55,956 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 707 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:58,959 so we spoke with your mother. 708 00:57:00,710 --> 00:57:01,711 Oh. 709 00:57:02,879 --> 00:57:04,297 What did you say to her? 710 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,465 Did you do this? 711 00:57:05,632 --> 00:57:06,633 What? No. 712 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,261 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 713 00:57:09,427 --> 00:57:10,929 and she got hysterical. 714 00:57:11,096 --> 00:57:12,847 Hyperventilating, 715 00:57:13,014 --> 00:57:14,283 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 716 00:57:14,307 --> 00:57:16,434 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 717 00:57:17,060 --> 00:57:18,895 We're sorry to hear about that. 718 00:57:19,771 --> 00:57:22,607 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 719 00:57:22,774 --> 00:57:24,054 They're about the subway killings 720 00:57:24,109 --> 00:57:25,151 that happened last week. 721 00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:26,611 You've heard about them, right? 722 00:57:26,778 --> 00:57:27,862 Yeah. 723 00:57:28,029 --> 00:57:29,030 It's horrible. 724 00:57:29,197 --> 00:57:30,407 Right. 725 00:57:31,366 --> 00:57:34,494 So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. 726 00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:36,705 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 727 00:57:36,788 --> 00:57:38,248 into the children's hospital. 728 00:57:39,749 --> 00:57:41,751 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 729 00:57:41,918 --> 00:57:43,461 It's part of my act. 730 00:57:43,878 --> 00:57:45,213 I'm a party clown. 731 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:47,299 All right. So, why were you fired? 732 00:57:50,593 --> 00:57:53,138 They said I wasn't funny enough. 733 00:57:53,305 --> 00:57:55,265 Can you imagine that? 734 00:57:55,432 --> 00:57:59,269 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 735 00:57:59,436 --> 00:58:01,688 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 736 00:58:03,898 --> 00:58:06,234 This condition of yours, the laughing, 737 00:58:06,985 --> 00:58:08,320 is it real, 738 00:58:08,486 --> 00:58:10,322 or some sort of clown thing? 739 00:58:10,864 --> 00:58:13,366 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 740 00:58:13,783 --> 00:58:16,077 I mean, is it part of your act? 741 00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:19,998 What do you think? 742 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,005 It's exit only. 743 00:58:51,488 --> 00:58:53,490 She's gonna be okay. 744 00:58:57,952 --> 00:58:59,662 I'm gonna get a coffee. 745 00:59:00,372 --> 00:59:01,373 You want one? 746 00:59:01,539 --> 00:59:02,540 Yeah. 747 00:59:15,678 --> 00:59:18,640 So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 748 00:59:18,807 --> 00:59:21,267 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 749 00:59:22,102 --> 00:59:23,603 I told him, "The garbage strike 750 00:59:23,686 --> 00:59:24,938 is still going on, Billy." 751 00:59:25,146 --> 00:59:27,190 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 752 00:59:27,357 --> 00:59:29,317 "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 753 00:59:36,699 --> 00:59:39,160 And finally, in a world where everyone 754 00:59:39,244 --> 00:59:40,578 thinks they could do my job, 755 00:59:40,745 --> 00:59:42,956 we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, 756 00:59:43,039 --> 00:59:44,165 right here in Gotham. 757 00:59:44,332 --> 00:59:46,292 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 758 00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:48,128 it'll somehow make you funny. 759 00:59:48,211 --> 00:59:49,546 Check out this joker. 760 00:59:55,301 --> 00:59:56,344 Oh, my God. 761 00:59:56,428 --> 00:59:59,973 I hated school as a kid. 762 01:00:00,849 --> 01:00:03,893 But my mother would always say, 763 01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:05,645 "You should enjoy it." 764 01:00:05,728 --> 01:00:07,856 "One day, you'll have to work for a living." 765 01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:10,066 "No, I won't, Ma." 766 01:00:10,150 --> 01:00:11,860 "I'm gonna be a comedian." 767 01:00:18,199 --> 01:00:20,285 You shoulda listened to your mother. 768 01:00:22,537 --> 01:00:24,122 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 769 01:00:24,289 --> 01:00:26,708 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 770 01:00:27,542 --> 01:00:28,543 It's funny, 771 01:00:29,419 --> 01:00:31,546 when I was a little boy 772 01:00:31,713 --> 01:00:34,549 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 773 01:00:34,716 --> 01:00:36,759 everyone laughed at me. 774 01:00:36,926 --> 01:00:39,721 Well, no one's laughing now. 775 01:00:43,224 --> 01:00:45,101 You can say that again, pal. 776 01:00:50,899 --> 01:00:53,735 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 777 01:00:53,902 --> 01:00:57,071 Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, 778 01:00:57,238 --> 01:01:01,075 and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs. 779 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,584 As tensions mount around the metro area, 780 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:13,338 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 781 01:01:13,505 --> 01:01:15,089 City services have been affected, 782 01:01:15,256 --> 01:01:17,258 and some businesses have decided 783 01:01:17,342 --> 01:01:20,136 to remain closed amid the unrest. 784 01:01:20,303 --> 01:01:22,889 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 785 01:01:23,056 --> 01:01:24,224 The anger and resentment 786 01:01:24,307 --> 01:01:25,743 that's been building in the city for weeks 787 01:01:25,767 --> 01:01:27,769 seems close to exploding. 788 01:01:27,936 --> 01:01:29,979 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 789 01:01:30,063 --> 01:01:31,189 took to the streets today 790 01:01:31,397 --> 01:01:33,191 in one of several planned demonstrations 791 01:01:33,274 --> 01:01:34,817 taking on the city's elite, 792 01:01:34,984 --> 01:01:36,736 including a massive rally outside 793 01:01:36,819 --> 01:01:39,239 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. 794 01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:40,565 What's the point of all this? 795 01:01:41,074 --> 01:01:42,909 - The rich. - Thomas Wayne. 796 01:01:42,992 --> 01:01:44,536 That's what this whole thing is about. 797 01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:46,579 The whole system. 798 01:01:46,746 --> 01:01:47,890 Wayne, who recently announced 799 01:01:47,914 --> 01:01:49,123 he is running for mayor, 800 01:01:49,290 --> 01:01:51,000 will be attending the benefit. 801 01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:53,169 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 802 01:01:53,336 --> 01:01:54,712 who first referred to 803 01:01:54,796 --> 01:01:57,590 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 804 01:01:57,757 --> 01:02:00,760 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 805 01:02:00,927 --> 01:02:02,178 Well, what I will say is, 806 01:02:02,262 --> 01:02:03,531 there's something wrong with those people. 807 01:02:03,555 --> 01:02:04,556 I am here to help them. 808 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:06,075 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 809 01:02:06,099 --> 01:02:07,517 help make their lives better. 810 01:02:07,684 --> 01:02:08,851 That is why I'm running. 811 01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:11,771 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 812 01:02:27,579 --> 01:02:30,290 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 813 01:02:30,373 --> 01:02:33,126 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 814 01:05:13,703 --> 01:05:14,787 Can I help you, pal? 815 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:18,708 I don't know what to say. 816 01:05:22,336 --> 01:05:24,547 Do you want an autograph or something? 817 01:05:24,714 --> 01:05:25,715 No. 818 01:05:31,846 --> 01:05:33,389 My name is Arthur. 819 01:05:34,974 --> 01:05:36,601 Penny Fleck is my mother. 820 01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:38,978 Jesus. 821 01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:41,902 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 822 01:05:43,316 --> 01:05:44,567 Yes. 823 01:05:45,109 --> 01:05:46,986 I'm sorry I just showed up. 824 01:05:47,153 --> 01:05:48,613 But my mother told me everything, 825 01:05:48,696 --> 01:05:50,364 and I had to talk to you. 826 01:05:50,531 --> 01:05:52,450 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 827 01:05:53,075 --> 01:05:54,535 What's wrong with you? 828 01:05:56,204 --> 01:05:57,747 Look at us. 829 01:05:59,248 --> 01:06:00,500 I think you are. 830 01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:01,876 Well, that's impossible 831 01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:03,711 because you're adopted, 832 01:06:03,795 --> 01:06:05,022 and I never slept with your mother. 833 01:06:05,046 --> 01:06:06,648 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 834 01:06:06,672 --> 01:06:08,049 - Money? - No, I don't... 835 01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:09,258 I wasn't adopted. 836 01:06:09,425 --> 01:06:11,219 Jesus. She never told you? 837 01:06:11,385 --> 01:06:13,054 Told me what? 838 01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:16,366 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 839 01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:17,600 That's not true. 840 01:06:18,142 --> 01:06:19,143 Why are you saying that? 841 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:20,370 Then she was arrested and committed 842 01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:21,562 to Arkham State Hospital, 843 01:06:21,729 --> 01:06:23,105 when you were just a little boy. 844 01:06:23,272 --> 01:06:24,398 Why are you saying this? 845 01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:26,067 I don't need you to tell me lies. 846 01:06:26,234 --> 01:06:27,568 I know it seems strange. 847 01:06:27,652 --> 01:06:29,278 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 848 01:06:29,445 --> 01:06:31,030 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 849 01:06:31,197 --> 01:06:32,406 I don't know why you are. 850 01:06:32,573 --> 01:06:33,908 I don't want anything from you. 851 01:06:34,075 --> 01:06:36,452 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! 852 01:06:36,619 --> 01:06:38,621 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 853 01:06:38,788 --> 01:06:40,164 What is it with you people? 854 01:06:40,331 --> 01:06:42,291 You say that stuff about my mother. 855 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:43,835 She's crazy. 856 01:06:43,918 --> 01:06:46,003 She's... 857 01:06:53,594 --> 01:06:54,971 You think this is funny? 858 01:06:56,597 --> 01:06:59,767 Dad, it's me. Come on. 859 01:07:02,478 --> 01:07:03,646 Touch my son again, 860 01:07:03,729 --> 01:07:05,106 I'll fucking kill you. 861 01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:27,837 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. 862 01:07:28,004 --> 01:07:30,339 We met the other night at Gotham General. 863 01:07:30,506 --> 01:07:32,800 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 864 01:07:32,967 --> 01:07:35,887 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 865 01:07:36,053 --> 01:07:37,933 Please give me a call when you get this message. 866 01:07:37,972 --> 01:07:39,891 Again, Detective Garrity, 867 01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:44,061 and my number is 212...99. 868 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:28,940 This message is for Arthur Fleck. 869 01:08:29,106 --> 01:08:30,816 My name is Shirley Woods. 870 01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:33,069 I work on The Murray Franklin Show. 871 01:08:33,235 --> 01:08:34,379 I don't know if you're aware, 872 01:08:34,403 --> 01:08:36,003 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 873 01:08:36,030 --> 01:08:37,073 on the show recently, 874 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:40,534 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 875 01:08:40,701 --> 01:08:42,912 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 876 01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:48,668 Who is this? 877 01:08:48,834 --> 01:08:50,461 Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. 878 01:08:50,628 --> 01:08:53,422 I'm the show booker from Live with Murray Franklin. 879 01:08:53,589 --> 01:08:54,632 Is this Arthur? 880 01:08:56,634 --> 01:08:57,635 Yes. 881 01:08:57,802 --> 01:08:59,762 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 882 01:08:59,845 --> 01:09:01,847 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 883 01:09:02,014 --> 01:09:03,724 Amazing responses. 884 01:09:03,891 --> 01:09:06,185 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 885 01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:07,895 to see if you would come on as his guest. 886 01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:16,320 Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? 887 01:09:16,487 --> 01:09:18,072 Yeah. Isn't that great? 888 01:09:18,239 --> 01:09:21,117 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 889 01:09:22,118 --> 01:09:24,286 That sound good to you? 890 01:09:28,624 --> 01:09:30,668 Yeah, that sounds great. 891 01:09:30,835 --> 01:09:32,670 Can we set up a date right now? 892 01:09:32,753 --> 01:09:34,463 Are you available next Thursday? 893 01:10:27,183 --> 01:10:28,184 Hey. 894 01:10:29,018 --> 01:10:31,979 Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 895 01:10:32,146 --> 01:10:34,416 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 896 01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:37,443 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 897 01:10:38,819 --> 01:10:40,780 Can I ask you a question? 898 01:10:40,946 --> 01:10:42,156 Sure. 899 01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:46,660 How does someone wind up in here? 900 01:10:47,745 --> 01:10:51,248 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 901 01:10:51,874 --> 01:10:53,542 Well, yeah, some have. 902 01:10:53,709 --> 01:10:56,587 You know, some are just crazy. 903 01:10:56,754 --> 01:10:59,215 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 904 01:10:59,381 --> 01:11:00,966 Some just got nowhere else to go. 905 01:11:01,050 --> 01:11:03,135 Don't know what to do, you know? 906 01:11:03,302 --> 01:11:06,972 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 907 01:11:07,056 --> 01:11:09,892 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 908 01:11:11,435 --> 01:11:14,105 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 909 01:11:15,564 --> 01:11:19,193 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 910 01:11:20,528 --> 01:11:21,529 What's that? 911 01:11:23,072 --> 01:11:26,450 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 912 01:11:30,371 --> 01:11:31,556 You know what I'm talking about, 913 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:36,919 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 914 01:11:39,004 --> 01:11:40,714 Hey, listen, man. 915 01:11:41,715 --> 01:11:43,175 I'm just an administrative assistant. 916 01:11:43,259 --> 01:11:44,760 Like a clerk, you know. 917 01:11:44,927 --> 01:11:46,512 All I do is file paperwork. 918 01:11:47,638 --> 01:11:49,348 I don't know what to tell you. 919 01:11:49,515 --> 01:11:51,308 But you should see somebody. 920 01:11:51,475 --> 01:11:52,726 You know, they got programs, 921 01:11:52,810 --> 01:11:55,354 city services, stuff like that. 922 01:11:55,521 --> 01:11:56,856 Oh, yeah. 923 01:11:56,939 --> 01:11:58,440 They cut all those. 924 01:12:03,612 --> 01:12:05,614 All right, here it is. Fleck. 925 01:12:05,781 --> 01:12:07,700 Penny Fleck. Let's see. 926 01:12:08,617 --> 01:12:12,204 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. 927 01:12:13,747 --> 01:12:17,793 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 928 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:21,422 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 929 01:12:22,006 --> 01:12:23,716 "Was found guilty of endangering 930 01:12:23,799 --> 01:12:27,219 the welfare of her own child." 931 01:12:35,519 --> 01:12:36,520 What? 932 01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,400 You said she's your mother. 933 01:12:46,363 --> 01:12:47,489 Uh... 934 01:12:47,698 --> 01:12:50,075 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 935 01:12:50,242 --> 01:12:52,995 you know, without proper forms. 936 01:12:53,454 --> 01:12:55,122 I could get in trouble. 937 01:12:55,915 --> 01:12:57,958 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 938 01:12:58,125 --> 01:12:59,126 that'll be much easier, 939 01:12:59,293 --> 01:13:02,338 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 940 01:13:02,504 --> 01:13:03,505 I'm sorry. 941 01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:09,887 No, man! Shit! 942 01:13:10,471 --> 01:13:12,348 Come on, man. Give it... 943 01:13:13,265 --> 01:13:15,559 Hey! Hey! 944 01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:16,662 We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. 945 01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,164 We have all the paperwork right here. 946 01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:22,084 That's not true. 947 01:14:22,251 --> 01:14:24,503 Thomas had that all made up, 948 01:14:24,670 --> 01:14:27,298 so it stayed our secret. 949 01:14:29,216 --> 01:14:31,635 You also stood by 950 01:14:32,261 --> 01:14:33,595 while one of your boyfriends 951 01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:37,141 repeatedly abused your adopted son 952 01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:39,518 and battered you. 953 01:14:59,288 --> 01:15:00,873 Penny, 954 01:15:01,457 --> 01:15:05,085 your son was found tied to a radiator 955 01:15:05,252 --> 01:15:07,671 in your filthy apartment. 956 01:15:07,838 --> 01:15:10,341 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 957 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,509 and severe trauma to his head. 958 01:15:14,678 --> 01:15:16,388 I never heard him cry. 959 01:15:17,306 --> 01:15:20,768 He's always been such a happy little boy. 960 01:17:21,847 --> 01:17:23,265 It's time for bed. 961 01:17:26,768 --> 01:17:27,769 Oh, my God! 962 01:17:28,729 --> 01:17:30,481 What are you doing in here? 963 01:17:32,941 --> 01:17:34,818 You're in the wrong apartment. 964 01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:43,160 Your name's Arthur, right? 965 01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:44,995 You live down the hall. 966 01:17:48,207 --> 01:17:50,000 I really need you to leave. 967 01:17:54,296 --> 01:17:57,257 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 968 01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:03,472 Please. 969 01:18:06,141 --> 01:18:08,393 I had a bad day. 970 01:18:11,230 --> 01:18:13,732 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 971 01:19:39,985 --> 01:19:41,695 Shut up! 972 01:20:00,881 --> 01:20:02,299 Hey, Penny. 973 01:20:04,760 --> 01:20:06,094 Penny Fleck. 974 01:20:14,269 --> 01:20:16,104 I always hated that name. 975 01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:21,652 You know how you used to tell me 976 01:20:23,695 --> 01:20:26,323 that my laugh was a condition? 977 01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:29,951 That there was something wrong with me? 978 01:20:33,038 --> 01:20:34,247 There isn't. 979 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:38,460 That's the real me. 980 01:20:39,294 --> 01:20:40,796 Happy. 981 01:20:43,006 --> 01:20:45,467 Happy. Hmm. 982 01:20:48,804 --> 01:20:51,598 I haven't been happy 983 01:20:51,682 --> 01:20:53,934 one minute of my entire fucking life. 984 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:02,317 You know what's funny? 985 01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:06,863 You know what really makes me laugh? 986 01:21:09,241 --> 01:21:11,660 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 987 01:21:13,412 --> 01:21:15,414 but now I realize 988 01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:17,165 it's a fucking comedy. 989 01:22:27,694 --> 01:22:28,862 A very fine actor. 990 01:22:29,029 --> 01:22:32,032 He's got a new movie called American Playboy 991 01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:34,075 opening this week across the country. 992 01:22:34,242 --> 01:22:36,077 Will you please welcome a good friend 993 01:22:36,161 --> 01:22:38,246 of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 994 01:22:57,933 --> 01:22:59,786 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 995 01:22:59,810 --> 01:23:01,746 Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 996 01:23:01,770 --> 01:23:02,813 Ah, can't complain. 997 01:23:03,271 --> 01:23:05,565 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 998 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:07,943 Hey, Murray. 999 01:23:08,109 --> 01:23:10,111 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 1000 01:23:10,695 --> 01:23:12,823 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 1001 01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:16,284 I'm nervous right now. 1002 01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:19,412 - You are? - I am nervous. 1003 01:23:20,372 --> 01:23:21,915 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 1004 01:23:35,345 --> 01:23:36,805 I'm sorry. What's that? 1005 01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:39,975 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 1006 01:23:41,268 --> 01:23:43,436 You know, I'm also a comedian. 1007 01:23:43,603 --> 01:23:44,896 Would you like to hear a joke? 1008 01:23:46,106 --> 01:23:48,316 Yeah? All of you? 1009 01:23:48,817 --> 01:23:49,818 Okay. 1010 01:23:52,863 --> 01:23:53,947 Knock... 1011 01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,156 Knock, knock. 1012 01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:10,338 Knock, knock. 1013 01:24:31,276 --> 01:24:32,444 That's life 1014 01:24:32,527 --> 01:24:34,237 That's life 1015 01:24:34,321 --> 01:24:37,240 That's what all the people say 1016 01:24:38,658 --> 01:24:41,536 You're riding high in April 1017 01:24:41,620 --> 01:24:44,289 Shot down in May 1018 01:24:44,372 --> 01:24:49,044 But I know I'm gonna change that tune 1019 01:24:50,587 --> 01:24:55,216 When I'm back on top Back on top in June 1020 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,219 I said, that's life 1021 01:24:58,303 --> 01:25:00,347 That's life 1022 01:25:00,430 --> 01:25:03,642 And as funny as it may seem 1023 01:25:04,351 --> 01:25:06,686 Some people get their kicks 1024 01:25:07,395 --> 01:25:10,065 Stompin' on a dream 1025 01:25:10,815 --> 01:25:14,569 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1026 01:25:16,363 --> 01:25:18,698 'Cause this fine old world 1027 01:25:18,782 --> 01:25:21,284 It keeps spinnin' around 1028 01:25:22,118 --> 01:25:25,372 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1029 01:25:25,455 --> 01:25:28,959 A poet, a pawn and a king 1030 01:25:29,042 --> 01:25:33,088 I've been up and down and over and out 1031 01:25:33,171 --> 01:25:35,298 And I know one thing 1032 01:25:35,382 --> 01:25:41,012 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1033 01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:48,186 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1034 01:25:48,269 --> 01:25:49,396 That's life 1035 01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:51,147 That's life 1036 01:25:51,231 --> 01:25:54,109 I tell ya, I can't deny it 1037 01:25:55,694 --> 01:25:57,570 I thought of quitting, baby 1038 01:25:58,822 --> 01:26:01,366 But my heart just ain't gonna buy it 1039 01:26:01,449 --> 01:26:04,911 And if I didn't think It was worth one single try 1040 01:26:07,664 --> 01:26:08,748 Coming. 1041 01:26:08,832 --> 01:26:12,377 I'd jump right on a big bird And then I'd fly... 1042 01:26:19,843 --> 01:26:21,261 Hey, Arthur. 1043 01:26:21,428 --> 01:26:22,429 How's it going? 1044 01:26:23,430 --> 01:26:24,723 Oh, hey, guys. 1045 01:26:25,265 --> 01:26:26,391 Come on in. 1046 01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:27,976 Did you get a new gig? 1047 01:26:28,685 --> 01:26:29,686 No. 1048 01:26:30,603 --> 01:26:33,648 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 1049 01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:35,483 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 1050 01:26:35,650 --> 01:26:37,235 Oh, is that today? 1051 01:26:37,944 --> 01:26:38,945 Yeah. 1052 01:26:39,863 --> 01:26:41,281 What's with the makeup then? 1053 01:26:42,741 --> 01:26:44,242 My mom died. 1054 01:26:44,409 --> 01:26:45,618 I'm celebrating. 1055 01:26:46,536 --> 01:26:47,537 Right. We heard. 1056 01:26:47,704 --> 01:26:48,747 That's why we came by. 1057 01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:51,624 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1058 01:26:52,167 --> 01:26:53,793 Aw, that's sweet. 1059 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:56,838 But, no, I feel good. 1060 01:26:57,630 --> 01:26:59,257 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1061 01:26:59,424 --> 01:27:01,051 I feel a lot better now. 1062 01:27:03,178 --> 01:27:05,680 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1063 01:27:07,807 --> 01:27:10,685 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1064 01:27:10,852 --> 01:27:13,271 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1065 01:27:14,022 --> 01:27:17,942 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1066 01:27:18,068 --> 01:27:19,861 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1067 01:27:21,821 --> 01:27:24,491 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1068 01:27:25,033 --> 01:27:27,535 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1069 01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:34,584 Anyway, um, 1070 01:27:34,751 --> 01:27:38,755 Hoyt said that they talked to you, 1071 01:27:38,922 --> 01:27:40,215 and now they're looking for me, 1072 01:27:40,298 --> 01:27:41,883 and I just wanna know what you said. 1073 01:27:42,050 --> 01:27:43,468 Make sure our stories line up. 1074 01:27:43,635 --> 01:27:46,679 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1075 01:27:46,846 --> 01:27:48,657 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1076 01:27:48,681 --> 01:27:50,350 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1077 01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:57,148 Arthur! 1078 01:27:57,816 --> 01:27:59,150 No! 1079 01:28:00,485 --> 01:28:01,486 What? 1080 01:28:02,821 --> 01:28:03,822 No! 1081 01:28:11,746 --> 01:28:13,832 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1082 01:28:34,894 --> 01:28:37,063 Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? 1083 01:28:37,147 --> 01:28:38,565 Yeah. 1084 01:28:39,899 --> 01:28:41,693 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1085 01:28:45,989 --> 01:28:47,740 It fucking crazy, innit? 1086 01:28:47,824 --> 01:28:49,659 Me on the telly. 1087 01:28:51,703 --> 01:28:53,663 What the fuck, Arthur? 1088 01:28:54,914 --> 01:28:55,999 What? 1089 01:29:01,004 --> 01:29:02,213 It's okay, Gary. 1090 01:29:02,672 --> 01:29:03,673 You can go. 1091 01:29:06,259 --> 01:29:07,886 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1092 01:29:10,847 --> 01:29:12,307 Oh! 1093 01:29:12,557 --> 01:29:14,642 Don't look. Just go. 1094 01:29:27,197 --> 01:29:28,198 Fuck. 1095 01:29:33,494 --> 01:29:34,662 Hey, Arthur? 1096 01:29:34,829 --> 01:29:35,830 Yeah? 1097 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:39,459 Arthur, can you get the lock? 1098 01:29:42,670 --> 01:29:43,671 Shit. 1099 01:29:44,130 --> 01:29:45,590 Sorry, Gary. 1100 01:29:56,559 --> 01:29:57,602 Gary? 1101 01:29:57,769 --> 01:29:58,770 Yeah. 1102 01:30:01,314 --> 01:30:03,900 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1103 01:30:05,985 --> 01:30:07,195 Skedaddle. 1104 01:31:34,407 --> 01:31:35,742 Hey, Arthur! 1105 01:31:35,908 --> 01:31:37,285 We need to talk. 1106 01:31:37,535 --> 01:31:38,661 Oh! 1107 01:31:38,745 --> 01:31:40,747 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1108 01:31:46,169 --> 01:31:47,253 Arthur! 1109 01:31:49,839 --> 01:31:51,466 Watch it! Out of the way! 1110 01:31:54,635 --> 01:31:55,636 Move! 1111 01:31:57,638 --> 01:31:58,639 Arthur! 1112 01:31:59,682 --> 01:32:00,933 Shit. 1113 01:32:03,311 --> 01:32:04,395 Hey! Hey! 1114 01:32:11,444 --> 01:32:12,445 Arthur, stop! 1115 01:32:18,159 --> 01:32:19,160 Go! Go! 1116 01:32:21,287 --> 01:32:23,164 Now departing, O-Train, downtown. 1117 01:32:25,124 --> 01:32:26,876 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1118 01:32:36,302 --> 01:32:38,930 Hold that train! Hold it! 1119 01:32:40,848 --> 01:32:42,058 Get out! Get outta here! 1120 01:32:43,184 --> 01:32:44,727 Next stop, Bedford Park. 1121 01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:00,201 Masks off! 1122 01:33:00,368 --> 01:33:01,744 Get your mask off! 1123 01:33:02,578 --> 01:33:04,330 Signs down! Now! 1124 01:33:13,506 --> 01:33:14,966 Police! Signs down! 1125 01:33:16,134 --> 01:33:17,218 Signs down. 1126 01:33:21,931 --> 01:33:23,099 What the fuck! 1127 01:33:26,018 --> 01:33:27,228 Beat his ass! 1128 01:33:33,943 --> 01:33:35,486 Stop fighting! Police! 1129 01:33:35,653 --> 01:33:37,780 Police! Get down! 1130 01:33:39,949 --> 01:33:42,076 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1131 01:33:43,161 --> 01:33:44,162 Police! Get down. 1132 01:33:45,079 --> 01:33:46,205 Get the fuck down! 1133 01:33:50,918 --> 01:33:53,337 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1134 01:33:56,966 --> 01:33:57,967 What the... 1135 01:34:01,345 --> 01:34:02,346 Arthur! 1136 01:34:02,930 --> 01:34:03,973 Burke! 1137 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:07,059 Don't do it! 1138 01:34:56,901 --> 01:34:58,069 Two officers on the train 1139 01:34:58,152 --> 01:34:59,672 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1140 01:34:59,737 --> 01:35:01,155 and tonight are in serious 1141 01:35:01,239 --> 01:35:03,449 but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 1142 01:35:03,533 --> 01:35:05,117 We're going live now to 1143 01:35:05,201 --> 01:35:06,994 co-anchor Courtney Weathers, 1144 01:35:07,161 --> 01:35:09,161 who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, 1145 01:35:09,247 --> 01:35:11,082 near where the shooting took place. 1146 01:35:11,249 --> 01:35:13,125 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1147 01:35:18,130 --> 01:35:19,173 Murray. 1148 01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:20,925 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1149 01:35:21,092 --> 01:35:23,469 Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit. 1150 01:35:24,554 --> 01:35:25,763 Thank you, Murray. 1151 01:35:26,973 --> 01:35:28,724 I feel like I know you. 1152 01:35:29,225 --> 01:35:31,060 I've been watching you forever. 1153 01:35:31,227 --> 01:35:32,353 Thank you. 1154 01:35:32,520 --> 01:35:33,813 What's with the face? 1155 01:35:33,980 --> 01:35:35,940 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1156 01:35:36,107 --> 01:35:37,108 No. 1157 01:35:37,275 --> 01:35:39,026 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1158 01:35:39,735 --> 01:35:41,320 I don't believe in anything. 1159 01:35:41,946 --> 01:35:43,489 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1160 01:35:43,656 --> 01:35:45,157 For your act? Didn't you hear 1161 01:35:45,241 --> 01:35:46,718 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1162 01:35:46,742 --> 01:35:48,428 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1163 01:35:48,452 --> 01:35:49,704 No, I hadn't heard. 1164 01:35:50,162 --> 01:35:51,247 - Yeah. - You see? 1165 01:35:51,330 --> 01:35:52,724 This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy 1166 01:35:52,748 --> 01:35:53,748 if you put this guy on. 1167 01:35:53,874 --> 01:35:56,002 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1168 01:35:56,168 --> 01:35:58,379 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1169 01:35:59,171 --> 01:36:01,132 We're gonna go with it. 1170 01:36:01,507 --> 01:36:02,508 Thank you, Murray. 1171 01:36:03,092 --> 01:36:04,218 Couple rules, though. 1172 01:36:04,385 --> 01:36:06,137 No cursing. No off-color material. 1173 01:36:06,304 --> 01:36:07,763 We do a clean show. 1174 01:36:07,930 --> 01:36:08,931 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1175 01:36:09,098 --> 01:36:10,683 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1176 01:36:10,850 --> 01:36:11,851 I love Dr. Sally. 1177 01:36:12,018 --> 01:36:13,436 Good, good. Someone will 1178 01:36:13,519 --> 01:36:15,688 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1179 01:36:15,771 --> 01:36:16,897 Good luck. 1180 01:36:16,981 --> 01:36:17,982 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1181 01:36:19,191 --> 01:36:22,403 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1182 01:36:22,570 --> 01:36:24,238 When you bring me out, 1183 01:36:24,405 --> 01:36:26,282 can you introduce me as Joker? 1184 01:36:26,449 --> 01:36:28,159 What's wrong with your real name? 1185 01:36:28,784 --> 01:36:31,037 That's what you called me on the show. 1186 01:36:31,203 --> 01:36:32,330 A joker. 1187 01:36:32,496 --> 01:36:33,497 Do you remember? 1188 01:36:33,873 --> 01:36:35,875 - Did I? - I don't know. 1189 01:36:36,042 --> 01:36:38,127 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. 1190 01:36:38,294 --> 01:36:39,295 It's good. 1191 01:36:39,462 --> 01:36:40,546 Thanks, Murray. 1192 01:37:02,818 --> 01:37:03,861 I'll try it, you know, 1193 01:37:03,944 --> 01:37:05,821 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1194 01:37:07,281 --> 01:37:08,616 Maybe my next wife. 1195 01:37:12,328 --> 01:37:14,080 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1196 01:37:14,246 --> 01:37:16,290 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1197 01:37:16,624 --> 01:37:17,625 Oh! 1198 01:37:17,708 --> 01:37:19,085 Does he have sexual problems? 1199 01:37:19,251 --> 01:37:21,671 Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1200 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:25,508 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1201 01:37:31,931 --> 01:37:34,809 I hated school as a kid. 1202 01:37:36,602 --> 01:37:38,771 But my mother would always say, 1203 01:37:39,814 --> 01:37:41,065 "You should enjoy it." 1204 01:37:41,148 --> 01:37:44,276 "One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1205 01:37:44,443 --> 01:37:45,611 "No, I won't, Ma." 1206 01:37:45,695 --> 01:37:47,655 "I'm gonna be a comedian." 1207 01:37:53,953 --> 01:37:56,247 Okay. You may... 1208 01:37:57,707 --> 01:38:00,960 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1209 01:38:01,127 --> 01:38:03,504 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1210 01:38:03,671 --> 01:38:05,172 that we're all heartbroken 1211 01:38:05,256 --> 01:38:07,216 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1212 01:38:07,383 --> 01:38:09,677 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1213 01:38:09,844 --> 01:38:13,055 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1214 01:38:13,222 --> 01:38:15,391 So, please welcome, Joker. 1215 01:38:58,017 --> 01:38:59,393 Are you all right, Doctor? 1216 01:39:03,230 --> 01:39:05,691 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1217 01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:13,240 You okay? 1218 01:39:16,076 --> 01:39:17,495 Yeah. 1219 01:39:17,661 --> 01:39:20,372 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1220 01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:24,126 Well, that makes one of us. 1221 01:39:31,008 --> 01:39:33,177 So, can you tell us about this look? 1222 01:39:33,344 --> 01:39:34,678 When we spoke earlier, 1223 01:39:34,762 --> 01:39:36,865 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1224 01:39:36,889 --> 01:39:37,932 Is that right? 1225 01:39:38,098 --> 01:39:39,725 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1226 01:39:39,892 --> 01:39:42,436 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1227 01:39:42,603 --> 01:39:44,605 And how's that going for you? 1228 01:39:52,696 --> 01:39:54,532 So, I know you're a comedian. 1229 01:39:54,698 --> 01:39:56,534 You been working on any new material? 1230 01:39:56,617 --> 01:39:57,743 You wanna tell us a joke? 1231 01:40:03,457 --> 01:40:04,458 Yeah? 1232 01:40:06,627 --> 01:40:07,628 Okay. 1233 01:40:13,676 --> 01:40:15,302 He's got a book. 1234 01:40:16,220 --> 01:40:17,680 A book of jokes. 1235 01:40:27,523 --> 01:40:28,899 Take your time. We got all night. 1236 01:40:34,947 --> 01:40:37,241 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1237 01:40:40,369 --> 01:40:42,872 Knock, knock. 1238 01:40:43,038 --> 01:40:44,373 And you had to look that up? 1239 01:40:51,505 --> 01:40:53,132 I want to get it right. 1240 01:40:54,967 --> 01:40:56,510 Knock, knock. 1241 01:40:56,677 --> 01:40:58,178 Who's there? 1242 01:40:59,638 --> 01:41:01,056 It's the police, ma'am. 1243 01:41:01,223 --> 01:41:03,058 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1244 01:41:03,225 --> 01:41:05,644 He's dead. 1245 01:41:07,563 --> 01:41:09,148 Oh, no, no, no. 1246 01:41:09,315 --> 01:41:11,066 No, you cannot joke about that. 1247 01:41:11,233 --> 01:41:13,193 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1248 01:41:13,360 --> 01:41:15,821 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1249 01:41:16,405 --> 01:41:18,699 Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1250 01:41:18,866 --> 01:41:23,245 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1251 01:41:24,830 --> 01:41:26,665 Ever since 1252 01:41:29,209 --> 01:41:31,337 I killed those three Wall Street guys. 1253 01:41:37,927 --> 01:41:39,887 Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline. 1254 01:41:41,388 --> 01:41:43,098 There is no punchline. 1255 01:41:44,516 --> 01:41:46,393 It's not a joke. 1256 01:41:51,065 --> 01:41:52,149 You're serious, aren't you? 1257 01:41:52,316 --> 01:41:53,376 You're telling us you killed 1258 01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:54,669 those three young men on the subway? 1259 01:41:54,693 --> 01:41:55,694 Mmm-hmm. 1260 01:41:55,861 --> 01:41:57,571 And why should we believe you? 1261 01:41:57,738 --> 01:41:59,698 I got nothing left to lose. 1262 01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:03,744 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1263 01:42:06,914 --> 01:42:09,792 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1264 01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:14,522 Well, let me get this straight, 1265 01:42:14,546 --> 01:42:16,799 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1266 01:42:17,466 --> 01:42:18,968 I do. 1267 01:42:19,134 --> 01:42:21,762 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1268 01:42:21,929 --> 01:42:23,806 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1269 01:42:24,264 --> 01:42:25,975 Isn't that what they say? 1270 01:42:26,141 --> 01:42:27,893 All of you, 1271 01:42:28,060 --> 01:42:30,646 the system that knows so much, 1272 01:42:30,813 --> 01:42:33,524 you decide what's right or wrong. 1273 01:42:33,691 --> 01:42:38,904 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1274 01:42:40,239 --> 01:42:41,240 Get him off! 1275 01:42:41,991 --> 01:42:45,661 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1276 01:42:45,995 --> 01:42:47,496 that you did this to start a movement, 1277 01:42:47,579 --> 01:42:49,581 to become a symbol? 1278 01:42:50,207 --> 01:42:51,750 Come on, Murray. 1279 01:42:51,917 --> 01:42:53,144 Do I look like the kind of clown 1280 01:42:53,168 --> 01:42:54,753 that could start a movement? 1281 01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:57,756 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1282 01:42:57,923 --> 01:43:00,426 Everybody is awful these days. 1283 01:43:00,592 --> 01:43:02,886 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1284 01:43:03,053 --> 01:43:04,805 Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1285 01:43:04,972 --> 01:43:07,266 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1286 01:43:07,891 --> 01:43:09,435 No. 1287 01:43:09,601 --> 01:43:12,938 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1288 01:43:14,773 --> 01:43:18,193 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1289 01:43:19,069 --> 01:43:20,821 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1290 01:43:20,904 --> 01:43:22,281 you'd walk right over me! 1291 01:43:22,448 --> 01:43:24,575 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1292 01:43:24,742 --> 01:43:26,994 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1293 01:43:27,077 --> 01:43:28,620 went and cried about them on TV? 1294 01:43:28,787 --> 01:43:30,831 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1295 01:43:30,998 --> 01:43:32,916 Yes, I do. 1296 01:43:33,083 --> 01:43:36,503 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1297 01:43:36,670 --> 01:43:39,715 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1298 01:43:39,882 --> 01:43:43,719 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1299 01:43:43,886 --> 01:43:46,055 Nobody's civil anymore. 1300 01:43:46,221 --> 01:43:49,808 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1301 01:43:50,601 --> 01:43:53,395 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1302 01:43:53,479 --> 01:43:55,439 what it's like to be someone like me? 1303 01:43:55,606 --> 01:43:58,317 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1304 01:43:58,525 --> 01:44:00,652 They think that we'll just sit there 1305 01:44:00,736 --> 01:44:03,113 and take it, like good little boys! 1306 01:44:03,405 --> 01:44:05,491 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1307 01:44:05,657 --> 01:44:07,284 You finished? 1308 01:44:07,451 --> 01:44:09,787 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1309 01:44:09,953 --> 01:44:11,497 You sound like you're making excuses 1310 01:44:11,580 --> 01:44:12,998 for killing those young men. 1311 01:44:13,165 --> 01:44:15,000 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1312 01:44:15,084 --> 01:44:16,502 not everyone is awful. 1313 01:44:18,796 --> 01:44:20,005 You're awful, Murray. 1314 01:44:20,172 --> 01:44:22,049 Me? I'm awful? 1315 01:44:22,216 --> 01:44:23,967 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1316 01:44:26,136 --> 01:44:27,596 Playing my video. 1317 01:44:29,014 --> 01:44:30,891 Inviting me on this show. 1318 01:44:31,975 --> 01:44:34,311 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1319 01:44:35,312 --> 01:44:37,272 You're just like the rest of them. 1320 01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:39,358 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1321 01:44:39,525 --> 01:44:42,111 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1322 01:44:42,277 --> 01:44:43,987 There are riots out there. 1323 01:44:44,154 --> 01:44:45,673 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1324 01:44:45,697 --> 01:44:46,824 and you're laughing. 1325 01:44:46,990 --> 01:44:47,991 You're laughing. 1326 01:44:48,158 --> 01:44:50,994 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1327 01:44:51,161 --> 01:44:52,621 I know. 1328 01:44:55,207 --> 01:44:56,447 How about another joke, Murray? 1329 01:44:56,583 --> 01:44:58,263 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1330 01:44:58,377 --> 01:44:59,729 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1331 01:44:59,753 --> 01:45:02,297 When you cross a mentally-ill loner 1332 01:45:02,464 --> 01:45:04,883 with a society that abandons him 1333 01:45:04,967 --> 01:45:06,009 and treats him like trash? 1334 01:45:06,176 --> 01:45:07,177 Call the police, Gene! 1335 01:45:07,344 --> 01:45:08,780 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1336 01:45:08,804 --> 01:45:10,472 You get what you fucking deserve! 1337 01:45:47,009 --> 01:45:50,137 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1338 01:45:55,517 --> 01:45:56,768 Breaking news. 1339 01:45:56,935 --> 01:45:59,479 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1340 01:45:59,646 --> 01:46:01,916 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1341 01:46:01,940 --> 01:46:04,234 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1342 01:46:04,318 --> 01:46:07,196 as "Joker" is currently under arrest. 1343 01:46:07,362 --> 01:46:09,948 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1344 01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:14,244 Merely just a punchline to a joke... 1345 01:46:14,411 --> 01:46:15,996 You get what you deserve! 1346 01:46:16,163 --> 01:46:17,206 Looting and rioting 1347 01:46:17,289 --> 01:46:18,332 have intensified here... 1348 01:46:18,498 --> 01:46:19,833 rioting throughout the city. 1349 01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,311 With a society that abandons him 1350 01:46:21,335 --> 01:46:22,377 and treats him like trash? 1351 01:46:22,461 --> 01:46:23,670 This mob of clowns... 1352 01:46:23,754 --> 01:46:25,214 many wearing clown masks. 1353 01:46:27,216 --> 01:46:28,884 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1354 01:46:28,967 --> 01:46:30,361 - you'd walk right over me. - To all of 1355 01:46:30,385 --> 01:46:31,863 those who have been ignored by the system. 1356 01:46:31,887 --> 01:46:33,156 And always remember, that's life! 1357 01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:35,849 And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1358 01:46:37,309 --> 01:46:41,480 In the white room With black curtains near the station 1359 01:46:44,983 --> 01:46:49,947 Black roof country, no gold pavements Tired starlings 1360 01:46:53,825 --> 01:46:56,662 Silver horses ran down moonbeams 1361 01:46:58,789 --> 01:47:00,832 In your dark eyes 1362 01:47:02,834 --> 01:47:08,924 Dawnlight smiles on you leaving My contentment 1363 01:47:14,221 --> 01:47:18,225 I'll wait in this place Where the sun never shines 1364 01:47:21,061 --> 01:47:24,231 Wait in this place 1365 01:47:24,314 --> 01:47:29,861 Where the shadows run from themselves 1366 01:47:31,071 --> 01:47:33,073 Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1367 01:47:33,699 --> 01:47:35,009 Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1368 01:47:35,033 --> 01:47:36,034 'cause of what you did. 1369 01:47:37,244 --> 01:47:39,538 All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1370 01:47:39,621 --> 01:47:41,164 Code Four for medical. 1371 01:47:41,790 --> 01:47:43,250 I know. 1372 01:47:44,751 --> 01:47:46,753 Isn't it beautiful? 1373 01:49:29,231 --> 01:49:30,565 Go over there. 1374 01:49:48,458 --> 01:49:49,584 Hey, Wayne. 1375 01:49:50,544 --> 01:49:52,295 You get what you fucking deserve. 1376 01:49:52,462 --> 01:49:53,588 No! Pal! 1377 01:50:34,379 --> 01:50:36,381 Come on, get up! 1378 01:50:36,548 --> 01:50:38,508 Come on, man, get up. 1379 01:53:17,709 --> 01:53:19,794 What's so funny? 1380 01:53:23,798 --> 01:53:25,383 Just thinking of a joke. 1381 01:53:44,569 --> 01:53:46,571 Do you want to tell it to me? 1382 01:53:52,744 --> 01:53:54,371 You wouldn't get it. 1383 01:54:06,424 --> 01:54:08,093 That's life 1384 01:54:08,176 --> 01:54:09,636 That's life 1385 01:54:09,719 --> 01:54:12,639 And as funny as it may seem 1386 01:54:14,099 --> 01:54:16,810 Some people get their kicks 1387 01:54:16,976 --> 01:54:19,104 Stompin' on a dream 1388 01:54:20,146 --> 01:54:23,817 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1389 01:54:25,985 --> 01:54:28,154 'Cause this fine old world 1390 01:54:28,279 --> 01:54:30,865 It keeps spinnin' around 1391 01:54:31,616 --> 01:54:34,911 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1392 01:54:34,994 --> 01:54:38,248 A poet, a pawn and a king 1393 01:54:38,331 --> 01:54:42,293 I've been up and down and over and out 1394 01:54:42,377 --> 01:54:44,546 And I know one thing 1395 01:54:44,879 --> 01:54:50,719 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1396 01:54:51,136 --> 01:54:57,183 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1397 01:54:57,559 --> 01:54:58,768 That's life 1398 01:54:58,852 --> 01:54:59,936 That's life 1399 01:55:00,019 --> 01:55:04,065 That's life And I can't deny it 1400 01:55:04,774 --> 01:55:10,029 Many times I thought of cuttin' out But my heart won't buy it 1401 01:55:10,613 --> 01:55:15,201 But if there's nothing shakin' Come here this July 1402 01:55:18,163 --> 01:55:24,335 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball 1403 01:55:24,836 --> 01:55:31,050 And die 1404 01:55:32,844 --> 01:55:38,683 My, my 1405 01:55:50,069 --> 01:55:52,572 Isn't it rich? 1406 01:55:54,908 --> 01:55:57,702 Are we a pair? 1407 01:55:59,746 --> 01:56:03,541 Me here at last on the ground 1408 01:56:03,792 --> 01:56:07,045 You in mid-air 1409 01:56:09,088 --> 01:56:13,718 Send in the clowns 1410 01:56:20,517 --> 01:56:23,061 Isn't it bliss? 1411 01:56:25,939 --> 01:56:29,275 Don't you approve? 1412 01:56:30,944 --> 01:56:34,614 One who keeps tearing around 1413 01:56:34,697 --> 01:56:38,868 One who can't move 1414 01:56:41,830 --> 01:56:47,043 Where are the clowns? 1415 01:56:48,336 --> 01:56:52,173 Send in the clowns 1416 01:56:53,132 --> 01:56:55,885 Just when I stopped 1417 01:56:57,387 --> 01:57:00,557 Opening doors 1418 01:57:02,308 --> 01:57:08,982 Finally knowing The one that I wanted was yours 1419 01:57:11,109 --> 01:57:17,782 Making my entrance again With my usual flair 1420 01:57:21,035 --> 01:57:25,999 Sure of my lines 1421 01:57:27,750 --> 01:57:32,714 No one is there 1422 01:57:40,096 --> 01:57:44,100 Don't you love farce? 1423 01:57:46,895 --> 01:57:49,939 My fault, I fear 1424 01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:56,446 I thought that you'd want what I want 1425 01:57:56,529 --> 01:58:00,199 Sorry, my dear 1426 01:58:02,493 --> 01:58:07,165 But where are the clowns? 1427 01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:14,464 There ought to be clowns 1428 01:58:15,632 --> 01:58:22,597 Well, maybe next year 94633