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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:06,505 Oh--hello! I am in here. 2 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,107 I know! I'm standing Right next to you. 3 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:10,843 Get out, ya brat. 4 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:12,845 No, I'm asking out Alissa today, 5 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:15,013 And I can't with These dry elbows. 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,849 I mean, pass me The moisturizer. 7 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:19,451 Oh, my god, There's some on my fist. 8 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,452 Coming through! 9 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,453 Spitting! 10 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:22,955 You missed the sink. 11 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:24,623 Harry, if I asked you Out on a date, 12 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,191 Would you reject me Because of these elbows? 13 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,794 No, I'd reject you Because I like ladies. 14 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,095 Get out! 15 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,062 Where's today's paper? 16 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:33,264 Mary claims that 5 people Were killed 17 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:34,967 In that grain elevator Explosion, 18 00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:37,636 And I could swear That it was 7. Yes! 19 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:38,637 Nice job. 20 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:39,972 Aliens, one. Humans, nothing. 21 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,641 Spitting. 22 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:48,146 You spit on me. Jeez! 23 00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,982 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 24 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:51,483 Quick, harry, 25 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,985 Get--get dubcek! 26 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,987 The plumbing Has gone mad! 27 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,491 [doorbell rings] 28 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,094 Harry! 29 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:04,063 Vicki! 30 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:06,331 You're back. 31 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:10,302 I was gonna Sneak up to your bed And surprise you. 32 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,638 By changing my sheets? 33 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:16,641 Maybe afterwards. 34 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,277 Well, I'd invite you up, 35 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,013 But I got plumbin' problems. 36 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,449 Oh, really? 37 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,618 Well, why don't you Come right in here 38 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,752 And let me help you Fix 'em? 39 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:28,753 Thank you. 40 00:01:35,529 --> 00:02:04,389 Captioning made possible by Carsey-werner productions and The national broadcasting Company 41 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:07,392 Where's harry? 42 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:09,027 Oh, he bumped Into vicki, 43 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:12,063 And they got A little freaky. 44 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:14,299 Well, our bathroom Is a shambles! 45 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,533 You know, you're behind In the rent. 46 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:18,069 If you want me To put money Into your plumbing, 47 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,471 How about paying The rent? 48 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,640 Rent? You get a guy up here With a tool belt, 49 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,674 And we'll about the rent. 50 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,576 Oh, please, I'm a businesswoman. 51 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:27,245 This is not A halfway house. 52 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:28,547 Anymore. 53 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,748 Oh, yeah? 54 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,783 Well, until you have Our bathroom repaired, 55 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,752 I wouldn't stand Under a window. 56 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:40,192 Don, I'll tell you, This place is really Starting to get to me. 57 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:43,061 I mean, you know, It's nice... 58 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:46,264 It's nice... 59 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,702 It's not even nice. 60 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:53,738 Aw, it's not so bad. It's just an attic. 61 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,941 It's not just This place, don. It's my life. 62 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:58,544 I just want Something else. 63 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,178 Something else? 64 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,614 You know, Sometimes I just wish 65 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:05,283 Somebody would take me Away from here. 66 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:11,723 Sally, are you saying What I think you're saying? 67 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,626 I'm saying I want someone To take me away from here. 68 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,960 Where'd I lose you? 69 00:03:17,264 --> 00:03:19,697 Oh, you didn't lose me, Sally. 70 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,467 I'm onto you Like white on rice. 71 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,150 [quietly] So what are you doin' On friday night? 72 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,722 [clears throat] S-s-so... [coughs] 73 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,757 So what are you doin' On friday night? 74 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,492 Alissa. 75 00:03:47,494 --> 00:03:49,060 Solomon's trying To ask you out. 76 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,562 Hah! No, I'm not. 77 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,264 I--I was talki'' To you, elman. 78 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:54,332 What are you Doin' on friday? 79 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:55,433 You want to Hang out Or something? 80 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:58,503 Ha ha ha, with you? I don't think so. 81 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,171 [clears throat] 82 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,174 Would you please stop Breathing on my hair? 83 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,810 What's going on over here? 84 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:09,314 This ass is breathing On my hair! 85 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,515 Nice language. 86 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,883 You get detention. 87 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,985 I meant ass As in jackass. 88 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,319 That's totally Acceptable. 89 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,922 You know, "I'm a jackass, You're a jackass." 90 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,524 That's detention For a week. 91 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,695 Solomon. Here's my number. 92 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,870 Din-din! 93 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,539 Come and get it Before it gets cold. Come on. 94 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,641 Oh, it smells so good! 95 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:37,809 That's nice. 96 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,845 Uh-uh-uh. Head of the table, Head of the table. 97 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:40,846 Ooh! 98 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:41,713 Yeah. 99 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,982 Whoa! I get to carve? 100 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:44,983 Baby... 101 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,886 You get to do Whatever you want. 102 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,989 You mean Like carve? Oh, yeah. 103 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,991 Anything you want. Ah! Ah! Ah! 104 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,226 Hey! 105 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,730 Let's just eat. 106 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,334 This is good. Oh, it's So good. 107 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,902 Uh, hello, ladies. 108 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,570 Is--is dick around? 109 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:06,571 No. Why? 110 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,240 No reason. 111 00:05:08,242 --> 00:05:11,109 Uh, just tell him That I have a question I would like to-- 112 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,978 No, uh, just tell him That I came by, And, uh-- 113 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,747 No, just tell him That I didn't stop by. 114 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,982 Thank you. 115 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,951 Wait. Is something wrong? 116 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:23,020 Uh, no, it's just that... 117 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:26,123 I think sally wants me To propose. 118 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,759 She's--she's been hinting. 119 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,162 And, uh, I would love that, 120 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,930 But, you know, If I'm misreading her, I-- 121 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,166 Why? What did she Say exactly? 122 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,569 Aw, you don't want to Get involved in this. 123 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,504 Yeah, she does. 124 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,173 I'm very good at This kind of stuff. 125 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,342 Oh, god, I'm so nervous, I-- 126 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,778 Oh, don't be nervous, don. 127 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,780 Sit down. 128 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,016 You and sally Are great together. 129 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,151 She'll say yes In a heartbeat. 130 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,152 You think? 131 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,286 Oh, sure. 132 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,689 You know, when we Go out for drinks 133 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,791 And I'm bad-mouthing Dick up and down, 134 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,326 She only has The nicest things To say about you. 135 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,328 Really? 136 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,697 Yeah, and dr. Albright Really baits her. 137 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,965 That's true. 138 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,266 Are you sure? 139 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:12,137 Don... It's a slam dunk. 140 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,704 All right! 141 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,140 I'm gonna do it! 142 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,315 Well, I'm building up Quite a case 143 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,817 Against those robber barons Downstairs. 144 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,320 Quite a case, indeed. 145 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:29,987 Tommy, break this window. 146 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:33,992 Dick, why don't you just Pay mrs. Dubcek the rent? 147 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,994 Harry, this is our home. 148 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:38,897 What's got into you? You've been spending Too much time downstairs. 149 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,266 Dick, your rent Is way past due. 150 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,968 Pay it, or I'm Turning off the heat. 151 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,236 Oh, how predictable. 152 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,572 Does that come right out Of your slumlord's manual? 153 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,174 Dick, you're not Being fair. 154 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:53,511 Fair? Is it fair that we Have to live in a house With broken windows?! 155 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,516 Tommy! 156 00:06:58,518 --> 00:06:59,984 Hey, babe. 157 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,920 Let's go downstairs. I'm gonna fry you up Some steak-ums. 158 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,189 Don't try to change The subject, 159 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:08,760 You processed, steak-frying, Bottom-feeding floozy! 160 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,131 You will put "Miss" In front of that 161 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,867 If you know What's good for you! 162 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,370 Harry, I forbid you To associate 163 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:20,137 With these drunken Kleptomaniacs. 164 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:21,372 Ohh! Ohh! 165 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,375 They are not Kleptomaniacs! 166 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,744 They are nymphomaniacs! 167 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,112 Yeah! Thank you! 168 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,547 I'll take you home. 169 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:31,716 Harry! 170 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,021 This is about Family loyalty. 171 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,556 You walk down those stairs, 172 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:41,226 And you are no longer A solomon. 173 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,461 Vicki... 174 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,130 Let's go get Some steak-ums. 175 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,413 Sally, you look Beautiful tonight. 176 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,084 [muffled] Thanks, don. 177 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,754 Dispatcher, over radio: 4-charley-6, 4-charley-6, 178 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,189 Please respond to a proposal 179 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:13,925 On the corner of radford And fifth. 180 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,927 Oh, my god. 181 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,028 Don... 182 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,263 That's where we are. 183 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,430 Is it? 184 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,399 Well, what do you Know, it is. 185 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,402 Well, what's a proposal? Is there gonna be gunfire? 186 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,537 No, sally. 187 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,473 Just...This. 188 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,842 Jewelry! 189 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,977 It's not just Jewelry. 190 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,679 Sally, Will you marry me? 191 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,147 Marry you? 192 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,582 Is that a yes? 193 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:40,117 Well...Sure. 194 00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:43,120 I guess we could do that. 195 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,157 Yeah. 196 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,625 Good. 197 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:50,294 Great. 198 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:57,235 Dick, why are we Doing this? 199 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,803 You ask too many questions. 200 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:01,305 Just shut up and do it As I taught you. 201 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,606 5, 6, 7, 8! 202 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,076 [doing stomp routine] 203 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,166 [blowing whistle] 204 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,943 Stop it, stop it, Stop it, stop it! 205 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:43,747 This noise is Driving me nuts! 206 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,586 I'm sorry. 207 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,123 We'll try To keep it down. 208 00:09:56,028 --> 00:10:02,901 [whispering] 5, 6, 7, 8... 209 00:10:04,671 --> 00:10:06,571 Dick, it's freezing In here. 210 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,174 Invigorating, isn't it? Makes you feel alive. 211 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,375 Hey, guys. 212 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:12,743 Oh, lieutenant, I'm glad you're here. 213 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,212 You know, Don asked me something Out of the blue-- 214 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,115 Cold? Of course it's cold. 215 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,616 Do you know why? 216 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,618 Because my own brother Betrayed me. 217 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,121 He and those dubceks Think they can freeze us out. 218 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,056 Ha! I thrive At this temperature. 219 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,124 Wait, dick, I need to talk to you About something-- 220 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,961 We've grown accustomed To too many luxuries, sally. 221 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,562 Heat, electricity, 222 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,663 Cooked meats. 223 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,931 It's made us weak! 224 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,233 Wait! No, dick, I-- 225 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,367 [door slams] 226 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,506 What's wrong? 227 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,509 Don wants To get married. 228 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,143 Oh, to who? 229 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,982 Me, you idiot! 230 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,651 Really? That's great! 231 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,153 Yeah. 232 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:58,155 Mrs. Sally orville. 233 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,158 It'll be great When you guys get married. 234 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,626 You'll be together All the time. 235 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,128 All the time. 236 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,195 Man. 237 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:06,197 I would've loved that. I mean... 238 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,933 I don't even have The same lunch period With alissa. 239 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:12,070 Well, you know, I have been a woman On this planet 240 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,138 3 years now. 241 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,706 I guess the next step Is to get married. 242 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,008 It's very popular. 243 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,077 You know, Major celebrities Are doing it all the time. 244 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,679 Really? 245 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,182 Then it's gotta be great. 246 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,821 Mm. 247 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:33,124 You know, that guy Ought to buy a vowel. 248 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,161 Baby, that's dan rather. 249 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:39,230 Ain't nobody Gonna sell him a vowel. 250 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,565 Mm. 251 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,767 Ok, I gotta run down To the store. 252 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:46,603 I was making Pigs-in-a-blanket And I ran out of bourbon. 253 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,141 It's cold out there, Harry. 254 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,244 You want a little piece Of my afghan? 255 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,647 Oh, see? Now, that's The respect I deserve. 256 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,417 Upstairs no one ever Offers me a piece. 257 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:04,823 Much less sleeps with me On a semi-regular basis. 258 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:08,659 Still, I'm kinda sorry That mama turned off Your family's heat up there. 259 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,827 [snorts] Family. 260 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,729 That's not my family Anymore. 261 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,798 You heard what dick said. 262 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,767 I'm a dubcek now. 263 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,735 And dick's gotta learn 264 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,904 That you can't take advantage Of a dubcek. 265 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:24,476 We come from A proud people, vicki. 266 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:25,877 Don't we? 267 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:29,680 Well, not so much Proud as... 268 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,681 Uppity. 269 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:31,682 Uppity! 270 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,683 Right. 271 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,252 Good. 272 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,687 And you can't take advantage Of uppity people. 273 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:40,892 Uppity people are not To be taken advantage of! 274 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,861 Harry, you've-- You've become so ruthless. 275 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,030 Oh, I'm a bitch, vicki. 276 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,275 Mr. Kraft, I was wondering 277 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,643 If you could do me A really big favor. 278 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,645 A favor. 279 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,812 Yeah, see, 280 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,215 I'm trying to get some Time alone with alissa. 281 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,717 You know what I mean? And I was just hoping 282 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,021 You could throw Some of that detention My way. 283 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,589 Sit down, solomon. 284 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,225 Come on, man. We're both guys here. 285 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,127 Do me this one solid. Huh? 286 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,828 I said sit down. 287 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,830 I don't believe this man. 288 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,266 You know, she's right. 289 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,534 You really are a jackass! 290 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,870 You lookin' for detention, Solomon? 291 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,106 Hello! Have you been Listening to a word I've said? 292 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,607 Yes, I want detention. 293 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,875 You got it, mister. 294 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,810 Thank you. 295 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,114 It's like pulling teeth With this guy. 296 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,115 What's going on? 297 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,584 That jackass Just gave me detention. 298 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,985 That's a week, Solomon. 299 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,755 Sally! 300 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,323 Congratulations! 301 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,258 Ohh! The ring. Let's see the ring. 302 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,594 Oh, the ring. 303 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,428 Uhh! 304 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,632 Oh, here it is. [blows] 305 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,334 Oh, it's beautiful! 306 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,170 Oh, you must be So thrilled. 307 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,839 Yeah, I am. 308 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,174 I mean, hey, It's every girl's dream 309 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,011 To be tied down To her guy for the rest Of her life, huh? 310 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,278 Tied down. 311 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,213 Yeah. 312 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,516 Ok. 313 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,819 I've always had These crazy dreams Of, I don't know, 314 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,923 Backpacking Through boston or... 315 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:20,792 Opening A souvenir shop 316 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,860 In downtown korea. 317 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,862 Now I don't have to Worry about which one To do 318 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,864 Because I'm not gonna do Any of them. 319 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,101 I'm gonna marry don, And that makes me happy. 320 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:34,938 Uh, you're not planning On writing your own vows, Are you? 321 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,908 Sally, you don't Have to get married. 322 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,410 What do you mean? 323 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,445 Of course I do. He asked me. 324 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:44,849 You don't have to say yes. It's not written in stone. 325 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,018 Yeah, but what about This stone? 326 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,655 You can always Give it back. 327 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:54,592 I mean, sally, You're obviously not ready For this kind of commitment. 328 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,294 And don, of all people, Should have picked up on that. 329 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,431 I mean, my god, How could he even Think to propose 330 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,732 When it's so obvious? 331 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,969 Yeah. I wonder where He got that idea. 332 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,205 Oh, god. 333 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:11,575 You guys are so lucky No one wants to marry you. 334 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,419 Hey, um, Can I ask you something? 335 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,753 Yeah. 336 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,255 Um...In class yesterday, 337 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,190 Were you really Asking elman 338 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,691 If he wanted to hang out? 339 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:28,825 Yes. 340 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,362 Yeah. We're-- You know, we're buds. 341 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,796 [clears throat] Play racquetball. 342 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,565 Occasional brunch. 343 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,367 Oh. 344 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,868 Why do you ask? 345 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,870 No reason. 346 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,639 Ok. 347 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,575 You know, I've been known To play racquetball. 348 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:45,576 Really? 349 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,346 Well, you should come One time with us. 350 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,081 You mean with you And elman? 351 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,949 Yeah. 352 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,118 Ok. 353 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,953 Well, what if, uh, 354 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,388 Elman didn't show up? 355 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,455 Would you still come? 356 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,123 I'd prefer that. 357 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,860 Really? Well, then, he's out. 358 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,995 So when shall we play? 359 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,299 Yeah--the truth is, I don't play racquetball. 360 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,900 Really? 361 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,403 Me neither. 362 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,539 Cool. 363 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,509 Dick, please. 364 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,644 Can't we go To my place? 365 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,913 Wouldn't a hot shower Be nice? 366 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,448 I need no warmth. 367 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,951 The cold is like An old friend. 368 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,553 I was born For the tundra. 369 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,489 Ok, let's get Right to it. 370 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,591 You stink. You need to wash. 371 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,060 Showers are the opiate Of the fragrant, mary. 372 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:40,097 I'm a squatter, And I'm proud to be so. 373 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,533 Besides, as soon as I go, 374 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,235 Dubcek's gonna Padlock the door. 375 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,537 Well, I'm sorry, dick, But I've got to leave. 376 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,606 Oh, hello, mary. 377 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,942 God's teeth, It's cold in here! 378 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:53,144 Have you seen sally? 379 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,211 No. 380 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,713 I don't understand it. 381 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,148 I haven't heard A word from her Since I proposed. 382 00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,650 Why would she do that? 383 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,084 I don't know. 384 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,120 Why are you asking me? 385 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,056 And I was so pumped up. 386 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,424 I thought it was gonna be A slam dunk like you said. 387 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,992 Well, I-- 388 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:13,030 I don't think I said Slam dunk. 389 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,265 Yes, you did. 390 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,266 Well... 391 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,470 What I meant by "Slam dunk" was... 392 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,438 You never really know. 393 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,340 Ohh... 394 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,342 All right, Where is he?! 395 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,910 Dick, get it here! 396 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,278 You! 397 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,579 Oh! Are you Referring to us? 398 00:17:29,581 --> 00:17:31,281 Out of my house, Interlopers. 399 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,784 Sally. Where have you been? 400 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,687 Yeah, sally, I could have Used some support here. 401 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,489 Support? 402 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,990 What about me? 403 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,625 Don asked me To marry him! 404 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,893 [gasp] 405 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,995 He what?! 406 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,030 Why wasn't I informed? 407 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,600 I tried to tell you, But you wouldn't Listen, dick! 408 00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,136 Well, I--I had My hands full here. 409 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,204 Yeah, right. 410 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,972 Now look what You've done! 411 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,875 This is the most Important moment Of my sister's life, 412 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,377 And because of you, I was not here for her! 413 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,579 What do you have to say For yourselves? 414 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,849 Aah! Congratulations! 415 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,017 That's great! 416 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,718 Way to go! 417 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,989 Don, we need to talk. 418 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:16,060 Well, at least I was with her For that last part. 419 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,694 I'll always have that. 420 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,265 Well, I think We can all learn a lot 421 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,033 From what's just Happened here. 422 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,535 This feud ends now! 423 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,304 That's easier said Than done. 424 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,439 Mama, you fix Their bathroom. 425 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,540 Dick, you pay your rent. 426 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:30,574 See? 427 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,142 Wow. 428 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,879 You've been thinking About this a lot. 429 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:38,582 You know, I do like To think of myself As the female... 430 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,084 Golda meir. 431 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,259 Sally, I'm a cop. 432 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,060 I've got keen instincts. 433 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,764 And right now My instincts Are telling me that... 434 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,400 I don't know What the hell Is going on. 435 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,936 Look... 436 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,072 Don, I am just really... Confused. 437 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,074 I mean... 438 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,076 On the one hand, 439 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,078 I am like this... 440 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,080 Fully developed woman 441 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:14,618 With boobs And the whole shebang, but... 442 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:17,721 Inside I just feel like I'm still growing. 443 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:21,224 I don't know Where that's gonna go. 444 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,463 Look, I don't know How long 445 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,399 I'm gonna be On this planet. 446 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,768 Nobody does, sally. 447 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,103 Right. 448 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,705 Right. 449 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,676 And I just don't Want to miss anything. 450 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,179 Don't you ever Feel that way? 451 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,949 I shouldn't have Asked you to marry me. 452 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,450 No. 453 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:50,120 Oh, don, I am so glad You did. 454 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,122 It made me think, 455 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,726 And I have talked To everyone about it. 456 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,231 Everyone except My best friend. 457 00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:04,334 Ah, sally. 458 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:09,573 You're like this Beautiful wild horse. 459 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:12,576 If I'm...Gonna keep you, I'd... 460 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:13,944 Have to break you. 461 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,416 Because if I didn't, You'd just keep Throwin' me off 462 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,250 And steppin' on my head. 463 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,089 But I don't want To break you, sally. 464 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:28,125 I love you. 465 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:33,264 So I guess I'm gonna Have to...Let you go. 466 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,167 If, uh... 467 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:40,170 If someday you should Choose to, uh, 468 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,672 Come back to me... 469 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,242 Maybe I'll be here... 470 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,244 Maybe I won't. 471 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,379 We'll just have to see. 472 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,054 So this is it? 473 00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,725 You know my number. 474 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,694 Yep. 475 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,529 911. 476 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,970 Hey, don. 477 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:19,042 Can we... Turn on the siren? 478 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,980 You know, For old times' sake? 479 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,117 Sure. 480 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,820 [siren] 481 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,264 Harry, I'm sorry I kicked you out Of the family. 482 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:42,766 Mm...That's all right. 483 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:46,336 I'm sorry I turned my back On the family. 484 00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:49,372 That's all right. I'm sorry I tried To have you arrested. 485 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,810 That's all right. I'm sorry I tried To get you evicted. 486 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,244 That's all right. 487 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,245 Spitting. 488 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,747 [plink] 489 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,315 You missed the sink. 490 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,351 I'm sorry I missed the sink. 491 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,353 That's all right. 492 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,090 Captioning made possible by Carsey-werner productions and The national broadcasting Company 34561

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