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Oh, no, forget it.
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Great. The guy at the marina
said my motor just burned out.
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I forgot you had a boat.
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I told you I go motorboating
every weekend.
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I thought that meant
something else.
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It's gonna cost me
$2,000 for a new one, hmm?
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Now, how am I gonna come up
with money like that?
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Why don't you raise your prices?
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You haven't done that
for a while.
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She's right.
Your prices are almost as low
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as the free donuts
at the homeless shelter.
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What? It's on my
way home from work.
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When was the last time
you raised your prices?
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I think it was
during the Bush era.
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RANDY:
Which Bush?
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Father? Son?
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Burning?
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No, I'm not doing that.
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I-I'm afraid I'm gonna
scare away my customers.
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But the neighborhood
is gentrifying.
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These new people can afford it.
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They have money to burn.
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Just around the corner, they
opened up a new cheese store.
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So?
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It's for cats!
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I-I got to think
about this pricing thing.
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I'll be back.
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Good morning.
What can I get you?
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I don't know.
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What's good today?
Huh, let's see.
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Well, if you're in for something
sweet and chocolaty...
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I am very uncomfortable with
this level of customer service.
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Oh, my bad.
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Hey, everybody, meet Tavi.
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She's a grad student at the
art department at Dearborn.
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Wow.
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Smart, beautiful, artistic.
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What you doing with this guy?
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(laughs)
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You must be Randy.
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Franco's told me
all about you guys.
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You must be Tush, and...
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you're the greedy slumlord.
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Hey.
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I'm also a greedy dry cleaner.
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(mouths)
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Here you go.
So, uh, what we doing tonight?
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'Cause I was in the mood
for something free.
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Ah.
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Tempting, but I'm busy.
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I bet I could think of some way
to make it up to you tomorrow.
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What, with, like, sex and stuff?
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(groans)
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Fine.
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I'll walk you out.
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What do you guys think
"stuff" is?
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I think it's nachos.
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ARTHUR: Okay, I've
reached a decision.
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I'm gonna raise my prices.
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Oh, well, that's progress.
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Next step, stop referring
to Wi-Fi as "witchcraft."
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What kind of price hike
we talking?
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Well, everything's
just gone up 20 cents.
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All right, ten cents.
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A nickel.
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Hey.
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Would you come with me
next time I buy a car?
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*
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Look at this.
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They found another head
on Lake Shore Drive.
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I wonder if it matches
the torso over on Clark.
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Or that ear they found
on Sheffield.
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Yeah, it's like
a bloody Mr. Potato Head.
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ARTHUR:
Hey, morning, Tush.
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The usual?
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No. Swimsuit season's coming,
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so half my usual.
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Three glazed, coming up.
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Oh, Tush, uh,
that'll be another 15 cents.
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Remember,
I raised my prices today?
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Oh, right, no problem.
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Can you spot me 20 cents?
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Oh. He only needs 15.
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Well, I don't know about you,
cheapskate, but I tip.
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Hey, Franco.
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FRANCO:
Tavi.
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Hey, Sweatpants, Arthur, Sofia,
meet Tavi.
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Hi. Sofia.
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I love the blue in your hair.
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Thanks. I love your green.
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Oh, that's kale.
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I lost the lid on my blender.
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So, we were in the neighborhood,
and I thought I'd swing by
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and show off my new man.
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(chuckles)
Patrick, Jasmine,
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this is Franco.
What's up?
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Hello. Oh, don't be offended
if Jasmine doesn't speak.
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She's taken a vow of silence
for her performance art project.
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How do I get my wife
into performance art?
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Hi, um, I'm Arthur.
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PATRICK:
Tavi, doesn't he look
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just like the groundskeeper
on your parents' island?
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What-- your parents have
an island?
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And a handsome groundskeeper?
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So, what, is your family
rich or something?
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Well, my dad's done
pretty well.
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He runs a hedge fund.
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SWEATPANTS:
My dad had a hedge fund.
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He was saving to buy clippers
to trim our hedge.
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Yeah, we had a hedge.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, don't forget, uh, my art
show starts tonight at 7:00.
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7:00 it is.
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P.S., we also had a shrub.
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FRANCO:
Hey.
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Sweatpants, all right, it's kind
of a big deal, all right?
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Not just anybody can get in.
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Oh, no, he can come.
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It's just a preview.
You know, collectors, friends,
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and whatever you are.
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Oh, well, last night I was
the guy at the Genius Bar,
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and you were a girl
with a very dirty iPad.
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(giggles)
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I got a role for you to play.
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You're the employee who sweeps
up the very dirty kitchen.
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Thank you, Arthur.
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If I ever need to last longer
in bed, I'll think of you.
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All right.
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Ooh.
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A three-dollar donut hole?
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I'm intrigued.
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Ooh, damn it.
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Oh, the printer made a typo.
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Yes, they did.
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It's supposed to say $30,
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but because Arthur cares
for his customers,
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you pay only three.
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Fine, I'll take half a dozen.
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But no more.
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Swimsuit season's coming.
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That'll be 18, uh... dollars...
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Isn't that a lot of money
for donut holes?
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This pressed juice
cost $12.50.
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I'm happy to pay for things
that are authentic.
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Well, no one is more authentic
than Arthur, over here.
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Yeah, these donut holes
are artisanal, uh,
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small-batch...
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cruelty-free.
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I can taste the craftsmanship.
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This flour is definitely
locally sifted.
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People should know
about this place.
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Gramming it!
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(camera phone clicks)
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Well, enjoy your holes.
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(scoffs) I can't believe
that I got away with that.
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RANDY:
You know, Arthur,
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honest businessmen don't
usually refer to a sale
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as "getting away with it."
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And when we said
to raise your prices,
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we didn't mean, like,
a thousand percent.
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She makes a good point.
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Hey, it's called capitalism.
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You charge what the
market will bear.
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He's right.
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It is called capitalism.
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No, it's called
taking advantage of people.
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Which I hate. It's disgusting.
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Taking advantage? He was happy.
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And Arthur needs a boat motor.
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He's way too old to paddle.
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ARTHUR:
Y-Yeah,
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you know what?
Fawz is right. I mean,
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if they're willing to pay,
who am I to stop them?
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I'm just saying,
you're gonna regret it.
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You'll thank me later.
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Hey.
Yo.
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Tavi seems cool.
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Mm-hmm.
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Too bad it won't last.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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We have a lot in common, man.
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She likes skateboarding,
kung fu movies,
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and we're both tired of white
people talking about Hamilton.
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Franco.
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She's rich.
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Really rich.
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And you're not.
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Really not.
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So?
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So all rich girls go
through this phase.
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She just wants to slum it up
with a bad boy.
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(scoffs)
I'm not a bad boy.
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You grew up in the hood,
you're a tagger,
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you've been arrested.
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To a rich girl, you Tupac.
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I think what Sweatpants
is talking about
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is virtue signaling.
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You bet I am.
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But you might want
to spell it out for these folks,
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in case they're not as bright
as we are.
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Well, it's when you hang out
with someone
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of a lower social status
so that people can think
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you're more open-minded
and progressive.
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That's the definition I use.
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Okay, that's not what's
going on here, all right?
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So I'm not letting you
and Sweatpants get in my head.
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Enjoy your coffee.
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So, Sofia, you think
Tavi is using Franco?
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(chuckles softly)
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(singsongy): Sounds like
someone's jealous.
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Just because Franco and I
hooked up a few times
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doesn't mean that I'm gonna
get all jealous
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when he starts
seeing someone else.
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Or, alternative theory,
you're jealous.
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I don't need to listen to this.
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I'm an intersectional feminist.
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Sweatpants, tell them
what that is.
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Lady crossing guard.
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And Sweatpants,
you're wrong about Tavi.
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She ain't going
through no phase.
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I just don't want you
to get hurt.
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Sooner or later, all rich girls
end up with rich guys.
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Just 'cause she got money,
it's not gonna affect
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our relationship.
I don't know.
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She could be using you
to piss off her dad.
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Yeah, I've been the bull
in that rodeo plenty of times.
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I've pissed off
boyfriends, mothers
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and a whole lot of people on a
webcam I didn't even know about.
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(indistinct chatter)
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Franco.
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Hey, Tavi. Mwah.
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Hey, Sweatpants.
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Yo, your pieces look amazing.
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Yeah, this is trippy.
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How much weed do you smoke?
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Just edibles.
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So, Tavi, will your enchanting
friend Jasmine be here?
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I was hoping to chat her up.
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She will, but don't
waste your breath.
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She hasn't spoken
in six months.
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A car ran over her foot,
she didn't make a peep.
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Really? Well,
let's see what happens
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when this car
runs over her heart.
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Oof. Why didn't you tell me
this thing was all fancy?
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Don't let this
intimidate you.
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You know what I like
to do at these things?
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What?
Play a little game
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called "What's
Their Deal?"
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Pick anyone here.
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Okay.
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How about that old dude right
there with the young lady?
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She's in it for the money,
he's in it for the kidney.
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(laughs)
All right.
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Okay.
What about that dude?
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So I said, "If that's a shark,
I think I'll buy a submarine."
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(group laughs)
257
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,821
I bet the only reason
they're laughing
258
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,056
at that corny-ass joke
259
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,290
is 'cause he's
the richest dude in the room.
260
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,859
He is.
261
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,293
He's also my dad.
262
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,394
Oh.
263
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,198
Franco, this is my dad Jeffrey.
264
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,300
I think you've mentioned
this young man, Octavia.
265
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,302
Octavia?
Oh, that's right.
266
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,905
Since she started grad school,
she's calling herself "Tavi."
267
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,340
Part of her whole
bohemian phase.
268
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,342
"Phase," you say.
269
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,612
"Phase," he said.
270
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,116
So, did you two meet
at Princeton?
271
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,185
Uh, no, Franco's a
freshman at Dearborn.
272
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,287
He's putting himself through
school, working full-time,
273
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,421
at a donut shop.
274
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,790
Impressive.
275
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,124
I know, right?
276
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,059
His dad kicked him
out when he was 16.
277
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,796
He had to live
on the street.
278
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,964
You should speak to
my breakfast club.
279
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,133
Can you be in Miami
next Tuesday?
280
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,802
Yeah, if I start walking now.
281
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,169
(laughs)
282
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,140
This one's a breath
of fresh air.
283
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,809
So what kind of
art do you do?
284
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,276
Well, I...
Oh, he's a street artist.
285
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,846
Fascinating.
286
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,381
Just between you and me,
have you ever been arrested?
287
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,951
Do I have the right
to remain silent?
288
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,319
(laughs)
289
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,922
I'll take that
as a yes. (laughs)
290
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,457
Warren, you got to hear
this kid's story.
291
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,359
Actually, uh,
I-I got to get going.
292
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,828
But it was nice
meeting you, sir.
293
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,395
Good night, Octavia.
294
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,431
Hey. Are you leaving?
295
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,466
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
296
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,201
Look, you and your dad,
297
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,704
y'all gonna have to find
another "bad boy" to show off.
298
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,438
What's that
supposed to mean?
299
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,106
It feels like
you're using me.
300
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,742
Like I'm some mascot
from the hood
301
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,109
that's supposed to show
your family and friends
302
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,244
how "woke" you are.
303
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,879
Okay, you don't know me
well enough
304
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,147
to speak to me like that.
305
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,916
And that is not
who I am, at all.
306
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:23,917
You're right.
307
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,152
I don't know you.
308
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,387
Or your real name,
y-your family background,
309
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,222
or that your dad
owns an island.
310
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,457
He doesn't own an island.
311
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:33,226
He owns a compound,
a beach and a reef.
312
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,729
Okay, that's an island.
That's an island.
313
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,430
But what difference
does that make?
314
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,366
I thought we had
a connection.
315
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,770
So did I.
316
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:43,837
I'm just saying,
317
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:44,905
I love a girl
that's soft-spoken.
318
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,841
So we should go get drinks,
maybe go dancing...
319
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,076
No!
320
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,085
There you go,
a dozen donut holes.
321
00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,753
That'll be 36 bucks.
322
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,790
Uh, two dollars
for the box.
323
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:03,757
Really?
Yeah.
324
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,726
You plant that box,
it'll grow into a tree.
325
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,164
Is that true?
326
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,399
No. (chuckles)
327
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,103
Capitalism, it's fun.
328
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,504
This whole time,
329
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,140
I thought I was
teaching you, but you...
330
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,878
...you were teaching me.
331
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:30,818
Superior Donuts is one of
the last holdouts of old Uptown.
332
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,352
What are you
gonna do next?
333
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,088
Sell wheatgrass juice
and B-12 shots?
334
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,824
If they be $12, I'm in.
335
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,459
Don't listen to her.
336
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,428
Business is about
making money.
337
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,364
Look, Arthur, I'm just saying,
this is not who you are.
338
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,833
I know who he is,
339
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,034
a man who can finally
afford underwear
340
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,902
for the first time
since Watergate.
341
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,337
Yeah.
342
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:54,207
Hello, Arthur, Randy, Fawz.
343
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,578
Not me.
344
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,980
Excuse me?
345
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,849
I usually sit over there.
346
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,052
I've asked Arthur to put a
plaque that says "Tush's Stool."
347
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,888
For some reason,
he won't do it.
348
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,923
Sorry, I got here first.
Oh.
349
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:13,160
By the way,
your hair's on upside down.
350
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,899
You okay?
351
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,300
Absolutely.
352
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,569
Business is booming,
that's great.
353
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,904
Arthur's great.
354
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,572
Everything's great.
Mm.
355
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,474
You just said
"great" three times.
356
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,376
I know. Isn't that great?
357
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,912
All right, Arthur.
358
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,346
I got more three-dollar
donut holes
359
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,548
for you and your
fancy new friends.
360
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,617
Hey, would you mind
taking my picture?
361
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,452
And can you get the
old guy over my shoulder?
362
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,888
He's so authentic.
363
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,891
(chuckles)
Well, yeah. Yeah.
364
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,593
All right.
365
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,830
There you go.
366
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:54,101
By the way, you look just like
that dude from Hamilton.
367
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,644
Look at us, Arthur.
368
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,880
We're both props
for rich people.
369
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,148
Hey, come on,
what is your problem?
370
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,416
You're cranky all day.
371
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,151
Just hate how money
messes people up.
372
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,422
Hey, people with money
are just like you!
373
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,124
But better.
374
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,661
Hey, Franco.
What's up?
375
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:25,465
What's wrong? Arthur show you
his new underwear?
376
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,668
Nah. Broke up with Tavi.
377
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,503
What?
378
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,975
But I thought you
really liked her.
I do.
379
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,443
I did.
380
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,545
Yo, is it weird talking
to you about this?
381
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,280
'Cause, you know,
we used to...
382
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,589
Teach sign language to gorillas?
383
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,094
We're friends, you idiot.
Now tell me what happened.
384
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,229
Okay, so I went to her
art preview, right?
385
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430
And I met her dad,
386
00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,067
and I think you were right about
that virtue signaling stuff.
387
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,235
Oh, no, no, that's not
what I said she was doing.
388
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,637
I was just explaining what
Sweatpants was talking about.
389
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,039
Well, then Sweatpants was right.
390
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,641
Did you hear what you just said?
391
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,145
I know. I know,
but you should've saw
392
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,480
how she was
telling her dad
393
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,015
how I was putting myself
through college
394
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,350
and what an amazing
achievement it was.
395
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,452
She was saying
nice things about you?
396
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,021
What a bitch.
397
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,224
It was her tone,
398
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,559
like she was
slumming it with me.
399
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:30,263
And let's face it,
she is.
400
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,498
Oh...
401
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,100
I get it.
402
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,502
You're scared that you
don't belong in her world
403
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,470
and that it won't work out,
so you dumped her
404
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,738
before she could dump you.
405
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,572
I ain't scared.
406
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:43,310
Okay, lame, pathetic,
insecure...
407
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,012
Okay, go back to "scared."
408
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,280
Look, maybe it won't work out,
409
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,549
but you'll never know
if you don't give it a chance.
410
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,518
You're right.
Yeah.
411
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,719
All right.
412
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:53,686
Thanks, Sofia.
413
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,988
'Kay.
All right.
414
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,226
Hey, Tush.
What's wrong?
415
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,761
Arthur show you
his new underwear? (laughs)
416
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,730
Yes.
417
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,439
Hey.
418
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,707
What are you doing here?
419
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,209
I came to apologize.
420
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,278
Yeah, I acted like
a complete ass the other night.
421
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,379
And I'm sorry.
422
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,349
It just felt like, you know,
I was your little project,
423
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,185
and you were Sandra Bullock
in The Blind Side.
424
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,187
You thought I was
judging you?
425
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,122
When the second you
found out I had money,
426
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,757
you started making all these
assumptions about me.
427
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,658
I know.
428
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:34,594
It just felt like
you were showing me off
429
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,396
for your friends
and your-your dad.
430
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,597
I was!
431
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,299
Because you're
interesting.
432
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,401
You really think that
just because I have money,
433
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,436
I can't appreciate you
for who you are?
434
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,039
And I knew my dad
would love your stories
435
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,707
because he's really
into street art,
436
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,641
which you would have known
437
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,710
if you would have
actually talked to him
438
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,412
instead of just
writing him off.
439
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,413
I'm sorry.
440
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,714
I am, too.
441
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,350
I really like you, but
if you can't figure out
442
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,553
how to be comfortable
around me and my family,
443
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,789
this is never
gonna work out.
444
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,763
Mr. St. Clair, I hear
you like street art.
445
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,466
Franco, actually, I do.
Yeah?
446
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,634
I got a story for you.
447
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,269
Um, this one time,
448
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,138
I climbed out of
the 20th story window
449
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,406
to paint this black Jesus
450
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,707
on the side of the
Hammersmith Building.
451
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,109
I own that building.
452
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,345
Want to hear
another story?
453
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,781
Uh...
So, that was you.
454
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,783
I liked it.
455
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,752
I painted over it
and fired the security guard,
456
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,222
but it showed
a lot of talent.
457
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,758
Did Tavi tell you
I have an original Banksy?
458
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,127
What?
459
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,828
Really? Yo, I'd love
to see that.
460
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,829
It's in London.
461
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,030
Oh. I'm not a strong swimmer,
462
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,100
but if the tides are right,
I can make it there by July.
463
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,435
(laughs)
464
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,238
If you want to go to London,
we do have a plane.
465
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,741
Oh. Like the Avengers?
466
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,477
That's nice, Dad, but I
don't know if this "bad boy"
467
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,512
will feel comfortable
riding in a private jet.
468
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:02,182
I-I can, I can suck it up
for you.
469
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,251
(laughs)
470
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,690
Hey, look at this.
471
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,526
The Cubs lost another
starting pitcher.
472
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,861
Yeah, I refuse
to watch any sport
473
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,196
that doesn't include women.
474
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,235
What's this guy's problem?
475
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,671
I don't see a guy,
I see a person.
476
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,873
Gender is fluid.
(scoffs)
477
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,708
I'm out.
478
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,544
There you are.
479
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,646
I'm here because
I forgot my umbrella.
480
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,881
Hey, come on.
I miss you guys.
481
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,583
Where you been for
the last two days?
482
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,651
Oh, just a lot of gigs
and stuff, you know.
483
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,820
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that on your face?
484
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,189
Is that powdered sugar?
485
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,856
No. No.
486
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,759
It's, uh, it's cocaine.
487
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:52,299
Yeah, I, uh, really been getting
into the old nose candy.
488
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,666
Oh, really?
489
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,835
No. We were
at Excellent Donuts.
490
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,304
What?
Yeah.
491
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,905
Because they sell
cocaine there.
492
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,242
No, it's because
it's quiet
493
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,811
and not crawling
with hipsters.
494
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,313
So you guys are gonna bail on me
495
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,680
just because I want
to make a little money?
496
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,849
I might be out of line here,
497
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,585
but don't you already have
everything you need?
498
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,854
I mean, you own
the building.
499
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,824
And you don't actually need that
boat motor till the spring.
500
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,392
TUSH:
If you needed underwear,
501
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,661
you could have just
borrowed some from me.
502
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,833
Arthur, I've been coming
here my whole life.
503
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,302
And I always thought
you loved this place...
504
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,570
(humming "Battle Hymn
of the Republic")
505
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,305
...not because you
were gonna get rich,
506
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,974
but because you got to spend
every day with your friends.
507
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,876
Tush!
Sorry.
508
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,579
Ugh.
Sorry.
509
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,880
I'm just saying,
510
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,883
this place is more
than a business to us.
511
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,353
It's like a second home.
512
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,321
I think you feel the same.
513
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,424
All right, attention!
514
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,593
I got an announcement
to make.
515
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:56,563
I'm lowering the price of
the donut holes to 30 cents.
516
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,398
Why?
517
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,367
Because the flour's not
locally-sifted.
518
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,902
I buy it from China
by the metric ton.
519
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,438
And then I throw in
some white sugar and lard,
520
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,541
and deep-fry
the living crap out of it.
521
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,911
What is this doing
to my body?
522
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:12,945
I don't know,
but it's nothing good.
523
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:13,980
Take a look at him.
524
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,586
I turn 23 next week.
525
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,022
Arthur, what's happening?
526
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,691
The suckers are leaving.
527
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,726
Oh, who cares? Let somebody
else rip them off.
528
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,762
You know why I wake up at 4:00
every morning?
529
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,298
To pee?
530
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,301
No, that's at 3:00.
531
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,769
I wake up at 4:00 to make
the best damn donuts
532
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,806
in Chicago for the best
damn people in Chicago.
533
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,274
(all cheering)
534
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:44,444
Free donut holes on me.
535
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,712
Oh, Arthur, that was amazing.
536
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,747
How did you think up
all that stuff
537
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,317
about the lard and all
the garbage that you use?
538
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:52,285
What do you mean, "think up"?
That's my recipe.
539
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,054
Oh.
540
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:55,822
You did say "free," right?
541
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,991
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542
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