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Mrs. Larson?
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It, uh...
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It won't be much longer, Mrs. Larson.
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Well, is he in a lot of pain?
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No. No, no. There will be
No more pain for your husband.
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He's heavily sedated.
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OK. I think I'm gonna go
send little HaI in now.
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No. No, no. I don't think
that's such a good idea.
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With all the pain killers, uh...
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the reverend's not exactly himself.
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Look, I think my boy has a right
to say goodbye to his father.
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I mean, the man means
everything in the world to him.
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Well... your call.
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Nurse?
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Yes, Reverend Larson?
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- Did you see the cowboy?
- The cowboy?
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The cowboy who gave me
the singing nickeI in Pudding Town?
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OK. I think it's time
to turn down the morphine drip.
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Reverend Larson, your son is here.
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OK, sure. Send her in.
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Ladies? A little privacy.
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Dad?
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It's me, Dad. HaI.
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Oh.
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Glad you're here, kiddo.
Got a few things to tell ya.
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First, I want you to promise
that no matter what you do in life,
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you will never ever settle for average.
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Yes, sir.
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Second, don't be satisfied
with routine poontang.
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Huh?
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Don't do what I did.
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I married for love, and your mother
Betty has been a nightmare.
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But, Dad, Mom's name is Marian.
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Listen to me. I'm giving you pearls here.
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And third, find yourself...
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a classic beauty...
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with a perfect can... and great totties.
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That will put you in good stead
with the Lord. It's all in here.
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Yes, sir.
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Hot young taiI's what it's all about.
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Hot... young... taiI.
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I'll make you proud, Papa.
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* Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
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* He seems to be stuck in the '80s
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* He wears his Members Only jacket
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* Cos he thinks it turns on all the ladies
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* And all the white folks shake their asses
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* Looking for the two and four
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* I'll have mine in martini glasses
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* Cos I can't take it any more
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* These are the days of empty kitchens
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* The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hair do...
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Jackass, can you not hear me down there?
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I don't want anything to do with you,
you little warthog.
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You had me at "Get lost".
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- What's up, Mauricio?
- Hey, HaI.
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- How's the crowd tonight?
- Good. I got a few bites.
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- Can I get you a drink?
- I won't say no to that.
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Two beers.
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- Two Buds?
- Two Buds.
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So, I didn't expect to see you here.
Where's your new girI Loni?
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- Lindy.
- Lindy.
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- She's, uh...
- There you go.
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Actually, I didn't tell her
I was goin' out tonight.
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Why not? Things OK with you guys?
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Yeah, a little too OK,
if you know what I'm talkin' about.
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- What does that mean?
- Things are going in the shitter reaI quick.
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Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that.
Why is she dumping you?
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- She's not. I'm dumping her.
- You're dumping Loni?
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- Lindy.
- What, are you crazy? Lindy's gorgeous.
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On the surface, but when you get to know her
better, there's a whole other story goin' on.
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Yeah? How goes that?
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We're sitting there, you know, and
she's got her bare... feet up on the couch,
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and I notice that her second toe is, like,
half an inch longer than her big toe.
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- That's it? You're breaking up over that?
- Hey, I don't need that circus shit.
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Well, couldn't she get the toe
filed down or something?
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What, then I'm dating a nub?
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I'm starting to think we're jinxed here.
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- Speak for yourself, my friend.
- What, you got the promotion?
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I don't hear till tomorrow, but guess who
is now officially going out with Jill.
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Jill?! Your neighbour Jill?
You're going out with Jill, your neighbour?
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And she doesn't exactly hate me.
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Get out!
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You are the luckiest man on the planet.
So what are you doing here?
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She's hostessing untiI 11. I better get going.
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I'm gonna try to catch her on the way home,
see if she wants to get a drink.
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If I know you, that's not all she'll be gettin'.
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See you later.
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- I said no.
- No? Why not?
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I don't wanna have a drink with you. I wanna
go home. Is that so hard to understand?
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- What's goin' on? Are you mad?
- No, I'm not mad. I just...
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Go on, say it. You know what?
No matter what it is, we're gonna work it out.
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HaI, I'm not attracted to you.
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So what? You think everyone who goes out
is attracted to each other? Get reaI.
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They're attracted to each other
in the beginning.
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Oh, come on. That sounds
like a bunch of New Age hooey.
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Maybe for some people
there's a little spark in the beginning,
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but for most, the attraction part
happens way later. Whoa!
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What? That's it?
Just like that, we're breaking up?
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Well, we were never going out.
We just had one date.
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Come on. Hey, let's stay together five days.
That's all I need.
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- Why do you need five days?
- Tomorrow I'm finally getting my promotion.
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There's gonna be parties, dinners,
this, that. I need you now.
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HaI, you're gonna be so busy,
you won't even think about me.
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How am I not gonna think about you?
You live right across the hall.
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I don't know, HaI. Maybe...
maybe you should think about moving.
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HaI, we've made a decision
regarding that wholesaler position.
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Yes! It's about time, Dave.
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We decided to go with the gaI from Merrill.
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She's a proven entity. A big producer.
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- I'm sorry, man.
- No, it's...
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The gaI's a proven entity.
What the heck you gonna do?
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- HaI, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, thanks.
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- You should have gotten it. You deserved it.
- No, I didn't.
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I didn't put them in a position
where they had to promote me or lose me.
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It's a good lesson.
Make yourself indispensable, that's the key.
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And to make matters worse,
Jill dumped me last night.
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Dumped you? Don't you have to be
going out to get dumped?
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- What does that mean?
- Well, I just thought it was more of a...
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Anyway, why do you care so much?
Jill wasn't right for you and you know it.
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How can you say that? She was perfect.
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When are you gonna get it?
They're just well-formed molecules.
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And by the way, her tits weren't even reaI.
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Well, I could squeeze 'em.
That's reaI enough for me.
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HaI, I don't understand how a guy
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who's as nice and loyaI and generous as you
could have such a huge flaw.
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What are you talking about?
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It never occurred to you that picking girls
on their looks may not be the best way?
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Am I supposed to apologise
for having high standards?
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High standards? In the five years
I've known you, every woman -
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I should say girI - you've gone after
has been completely out of your league.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- She doesn't mean anything by it.
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She's just saying
you're not that good-looking.
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Oh! I thought she was implying
something really mean.
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No.
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Hey, it's you. You're the TV guru guy.
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- Yes, Tony Robbins. Pleased to meet you.
- Yeah! Oh, man!
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So, wow! You gave advice
to what chama call it.
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- President Clinton? Mandela?
- No, no, no.
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- Gorbachev?
- No, no. Pamela Anderson.
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Right? Yeah! Give me another handshake.
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Wow! Man, look at those mitts!
It's like grabbing a bunch of bananas.
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And those dogs. How big are those?
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- Size 16, buddy.
- Holy cannoli.
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- So you must do pretty good with the ladies.
- Just one.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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She sounds hot!
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- She is an amazing lady.
- I bet.
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- So, what are you doin' in my town?
- We're doing a seminar here.
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I help people to deaI with the challenges
in life with more dignity and courage.
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That's my deaI, is the courage. I try to...
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Hang on a second. Buddy, hang on.
The elevator just stopped. That's weird.
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- Man, yeah. So what do we...?
- Hang on.
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- Are you OK? I'm fine.
- You OK?
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Yeah, yeah. It's just I feeI a little light-headed.
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Then she dumped me. Flat out. Without
even the courtesy of a severance pop.
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- A severance pop?
- You know, one last...
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To ease the pain. The nice ones'll
sometimes throw you that.
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It sounds like you've had
some odd relationships.
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Yeah. See, the problem is I'm kinda picky.
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- What do you mean, "picky"?
- Well, for instance, I like 'em reaI young.
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Like, did you ever see Paulina
in her first Sports lllustrated layout?
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- You're looking for a young Paulina type?
- That face, but with better headlights.
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You know how hers
have kind of dimmed lately?
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Heidi Klum's beams would do. And her teeth.
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Or that Britney Spears girI.
She's got great knockers.
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But she's a tad muscular.
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Actually, you know what? Her ass would do,
too, if she had a better grille.
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Like Michelle Pfeiffer
back when she did Grease 2.
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But she'd have to be
a little smilier than Michelle.
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Like Rebecca Romijn-Stamos,
before she got Stamosed.
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But not as skinny. Someone meatier,
like Heidi, but without the accent.
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You know those accents: yah-yah-yah-yah.
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They really get old fast. You know
what I'm saying. Someone like that.
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Don't you think you're being a little bit
shallow in the way you look at women?
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Well, no. I mean, you know,
I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.
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OK, hypotheticaI situation.
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Which do you prefer, a girlfriend
missing one breast or half a brain?
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Ooh, toughie. That's a toughie.
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How's the remaining breast? Is it big?
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- How's your relationship with your parents?
- Excellent. I mean, my mom's hilarious.
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She golfs every afternoon.
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Actually, I don't really remember my dad.
He died when I was nine, so...
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If you were nine, you should remember a lot.
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Yeah, but I don't.
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My mom thinks I might have been
a little traumatised by the whole thing.
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Anyway, all I remember is, he was great.
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He was a great guy,
and I really loved him, but...
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I'm sorry you lost him.
Hey, listen, I know you got a great heart.
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You're just fixated on
the outside appearances of people.
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- HaI Larson, I'm gonna do you a great favour.
- Really?
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This is how it'll work. From this moment on,
whenever you meet someone in the future,
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you're only gonna see what's inside them.
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So you'll respond to that, because that,
my friend, is where the true beauty lies.
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OK, Tony, I think
you're getting a little cabin fever.
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Hold on. What if I told you by doing this,
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you could have the most beautifuI women
in the world and they'd want you?
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- Is this like what you do in your seminars?
- No, no, this is very speciaI.
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This is just between you and me.
Let's get up and I'll show you what to do.
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Now, you got a pattern of looking at women
and judging them by the exterior.
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We gotta break that pattern.
So has there been a time
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when you were especially shallow with a
woman, where you thought you were better?
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- All the time.
- All the time.
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Is there one specific time
where you were really shallow?
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- Oh, yeah, I got one.
- Think about that.
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Devils, come out!
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- What the hell are you doin', banana hands?
- Just hang on.
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- We gotta jolt your nervous system.
- Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.
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It's not just talking about it. Here's what
I want you to do. Just relax for a moment.
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- I won't do that again.
- I didn't mean the "banana hands" thing.
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Close your eyes. Just relax. And I want you
to imagine that you're on a beach.
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It's a warm day and the sun
is just starting to set.
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And you're looking in the eyes of a woman,
and you're feeling her heart.
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You're seeing her souI.
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You're feeling her spirit.
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That's it. That's it.
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Excellent. Excellent.
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Taxi!
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Oh.
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I'm sorry. I... I thought that...
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No, it's my fault. I didn't see you.
This is your cab. I'm gonna get the next cab.
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- OK.
- All right.
223
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:04,514
Look, I'm just... I'm just
headed over to the East Side.
224
00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:08,518
- Do you wanna share, or...?
- Yeah!
225
00:18:08,602 --> 00:18:13,231
Yeah, let's take this one.
So, awesome. Thank you. Terrific.
226
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:17,903
- Where to?
- East Side Plaza for me, please.
227
00:18:17,986 --> 00:18:20,489
Likewise.
228
00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:38,506
- What?
- Oh. Huh? Sorry. I just...
229
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:43,177
I mean, yeah, you're... you're really pretty.
230
00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:50,517
Yeah, right. Jeez,
is everybody in this city so flattering?
231
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:54,312
I figured you weren't from around here.
Where you from?
232
00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:56,481
- Boston.
- Bean Town.
233
00:18:57,482 --> 00:18:59,567
The musicaI fruit.
234
00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:03,279
The more you eat, the more you... toot.
235
00:19:05,865 --> 00:19:08,535
So, are you here on a shoot or something?
236
00:19:09,953 --> 00:19:12,789
- A shoot?
- I mean, you must be a modeI, right?
237
00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:26,385
My grandmother's not doing so well, so I
took a year off from schooI to help her out.
238
00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:29,346
Oh. Helping granny. CooI.
239
00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:40,857
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
240
00:19:41,858 --> 00:19:43,943
Bye.
241
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,780
So, nice catchin' up.
242
00:19:54,120 --> 00:20:00,000
Listen, um... I know you'll probably think
I'm some kind of wacko for asking, but, um...
243
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,419
What?
244
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:06,047
Well, while you're here in town,
I mean, you know...
245
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:11,762
If you ever feeI like taking a break from
hangin' out with your old sick granny,
246
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:14,431
you know, we could...
247
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,184
- Sure. I mean...
- Really?
248
00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:20,145
Are you kidding? Yeah! That'd be...
249
00:20:20,187 --> 00:20:22,522
I would absolutely love to, if...
250
00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:25,399
OK, yeah. I should get your number, then.
251
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,652
No, no. I'll get yours, because it would...
252
00:20:28,736 --> 00:20:32,156
- With my luck, you'll lose mine, so...
- Oh. I get it.
253
00:20:32,239 --> 00:20:35,284
Very funny. You got me.
That was... No, that was good.
254
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:39,455
You could've just said no,
but you went the extra mile. That was harsh.
255
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,041
- I don't need this shit.
- Uh...
256
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:44,168
What?
257
00:20:44,752 --> 00:20:47,504
- I... I do want your number.
- Oh, I'm sorry!
258
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:51,674
I don't know what... That was dumb.
I was saying something...
259
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:55,261
I thought you meant... Never mind. Yes. Yes.
260
00:20:56,388 --> 00:21:00,475
Here's my phone number,
and here's my emaiI.
261
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,605
- EmaiI. That's...
- Yeah. That's funny.
262
00:21:15,322 --> 00:21:18,951
- Hello?
- Mudwhistle, get dressed. We're goin' out.
263
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:27,167
This Robbins guy gave you free therapy
while you were in the elevator?
264
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,378
Yeah. And then - check this out -
265
00:21:29,461 --> 00:21:33,673
he does this thing to me where he makes it
so I can score better with the ladies.
266
00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:35,842
At the time I thought it was a joke.
267
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:39,929
But this afternoon, the first
beautifuI woman I saw went for me.
268
00:21:40,012 --> 00:21:43,516
- Could be coincidence.
- Yeah, but no. This was different.
269
00:21:43,599 --> 00:21:46,936
It was like she went crazy
for me or something.
270
00:21:46,978 --> 00:21:51,733
I think maybe talking to him helped my
confidence, cos I do feeI more confident.
271
00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:56,236
Shit. Look who's here.
272
00:22:00,741 --> 00:22:03,410
What's the matter?
You have a problem with Walt?
273
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:06,246
- You don't?
- No. Why would I?
274
00:22:06,329 --> 00:22:10,167
- Don't you just get sick of it sometimes?
- Sick of what?
275
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:13,503
The whole "I walk on all fours
so I own the world" thing.
276
00:22:13,545 --> 00:22:16,173
Plus all that phoney self-deprecating crap.
277
00:22:16,214 --> 00:22:19,800
Jeez... Give the guy a break!
He's got spina bifida!
278
00:22:19,884 --> 00:22:24,263
- He's just playing the hand he was dealt.
- Yeah. Here he comes.
279
00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:31,812
- There's a couple of belt buckles I recognise.
- Hey, Walt. How you doin'?
280
00:22:31,937 --> 00:22:34,857
Do I look like I have
anything to complain about?
281
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:37,777
Not if you don't mind
bunions on your knuckles.
282
00:22:37,818 --> 00:22:40,279
I gotta go to the can.
283
00:22:40,362 --> 00:22:43,156
- Hey, man, good to see ya.
- Good to see you.
284
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:45,867
- How you been?
- Good.
285
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:49,162
There's a pair of panties I recognise.
How ya doing, Deb?
286
00:22:49,245 --> 00:22:51,372
OK, wise guy, what's it gonna be?
287
00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:56,377
- How about a bottle of Dom for my buddy?
- Another? OK, you got it.
288
00:22:56,461 --> 00:23:00,090
- And keep 'em coming.
- What's the occasion?
289
00:23:00,715 --> 00:23:03,676
- You don't read the business section?
- What did I miss?
290
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,262
- I sold my company to Microsoft.
- Yeah? And you cleaned up?
291
00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:10,182
Well, if I had an ass, I'd wipe it with twenties.
292
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,227
All right! Congratulations!
293
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,604
I'm officially retired and on the prowI.
294
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,648
- Hey, Walt.
- Hey, Sally.
295
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,776
I got a leash. Would you like
to take me for a walk?
296
00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,486
Come on, boy.
297
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,488
Catch ya later.
298
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:34,038
Hi.
299
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,208
Hi.
300
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:41,212
- HaI.
- I'm Bella.
301
00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:46,384
- So, what's up?
- Nothing.
302
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,679
- My friends are all out on the dance floor.
- Yeah?
303
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:54,516
- How come you're not spanking the planks?
- Spanking the planks!
304
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,518
Are they your roommates, or...?
305
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,730
No, we work together
at the Foundation Fighting Blindness.
306
00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,316
CooI. I used to know a deaf guy.
307
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,068
- Do you wanna dance?
- Yes!
308
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,529
All right.
309
00:24:25,588 --> 00:24:29,300
* Baby, when I saw you
turning at the end of the street
310
00:24:31,802 --> 00:24:37,349
* I knew a time was gone
and it took me like ages
311
00:24:37,433 --> 00:24:41,978
* Just to understand that
I was afraid to be a simple guy
312
00:24:42,562 --> 00:24:44,856
* I tried my best to smile
313
00:24:44,939 --> 00:24:47,442
* But deep inside my heart
314
00:24:47,525 --> 00:24:51,196
* I felt it was shouting like a crowd dancing
315
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:54,157
* I guess I couldn't live without the things
316
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,868
* That made my life what it is
317
00:24:56,951 --> 00:25:00,330
* Can't you hear me calling?
318
00:25:00,789 --> 00:25:02,332
* Ooh, yeah
319
00:25:03,999 --> 00:25:07,169
* Everybody's dancing
320
00:25:07,252 --> 00:25:09,338
* Ooh, yeah
321
00:25:10,589 --> 00:25:13,133
* Tonight everything is over
322
00:25:13,217 --> 00:25:16,428
What in the name of all that is holy...?
323
00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:20,641
* I can't lie on my bed
without thinking I was wrong
324
00:25:22,976 --> 00:25:25,187
* But when that feeling calls...
325
00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:28,189
- Do you need help?
- What? Come on!
326
00:25:28,272 --> 00:25:31,943
* Night-time won't hold me in your arms again
327
00:25:32,985 --> 00:25:35,822
* I got a very good friend who says
328
00:25:35,905 --> 00:25:39,242
* He can't believe the love I give
329
00:25:39,325 --> 00:25:42,161
* Is not enough to end your fears
330
00:25:42,245 --> 00:25:44,789
* I guess I couldn't live without the things
331
00:25:45,206 --> 00:25:47,500
* That made my life what it is
332
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,668
HaI?
333
00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:54,339
It's ten o'clock. We gotta go.
334
00:25:55,674 --> 00:26:00,887
- What are you talking about?
- HaI, we gotta go... do that thing.
335
00:26:01,471 --> 00:26:04,391
- You know, at the place.
- What thing?
336
00:26:06,393 --> 00:26:09,938
Hey, sorry, ladies.
I gotta steaI your dance partner here.
337
00:26:11,857 --> 00:26:14,483
- What are you doing?!
- I am rescuing you.
338
00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:16,652
- From what?
- From what?!
339
00:26:21,824 --> 00:26:25,995
From a pack of stampeding buffalo,
that's from what!
340
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,463
Come join us. I'm goin' after the redhead.
You can have your pick of the other two.
341
00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:40,925
You mean you get the hyena, and I choose
between the hippo and the giraffe?
342
00:26:41,009 --> 00:26:46,431
Don't be intimidated, man. They don't bite.
Let's go! I'm gettin' back in there.
343
00:26:47,432 --> 00:26:50,143
Hey... go nuts.
344
00:26:52,562 --> 00:26:55,398
* Tonight everything is over
345
00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,776
* I feel too young
346
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,570
Hey, Jill.
347
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:09,328
* Everybody's shaking...
348
00:27:13,791 --> 00:27:16,085
Mauricio, it's HaI. Pick it up.
349
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:20,005
Look, man, I don't know what the hell
was the matter with you last night.
350
00:27:20,089 --> 00:27:22,507
First you wouldn't dance with the hotties,
351
00:27:22,590 --> 00:27:26,677
and then we go to the IHOP, and those hotties
are even hotter, and you disappear!
352
00:27:26,761 --> 00:27:28,805
Oh, my...
353
00:27:28,888 --> 00:27:31,474
I gotta call you back. Something came up.
354
00:27:44,779 --> 00:27:49,241
* In the sky the birds are pulling rain
355
00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:55,997
* In your life a curse has gota name
356
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,961
Building a parachute?
357
00:28:01,712 --> 00:28:05,215
- Excuse me?
- They're a little big, aren't they?
358
00:28:07,008 --> 00:28:11,762
Oh, I get it. You ripped the spinnaker
on your sailboat, right?
359
00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:23,482
Sorry. It seemed so funny seeing someone
like you holding up a pair of old-lady trou.
360
00:28:23,566 --> 00:28:26,152
Someone like me?
361
00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:28,738
Yeah. You know, someone so fit.
362
00:28:29,697 --> 00:28:31,782
You are a jackass.
363
00:28:34,284 --> 00:28:38,455
Miss, please. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
364
00:28:38,788 --> 00:28:43,710
Hey, unibrow, why don't you double
your dosage and leave me alone?
365
00:28:43,793 --> 00:28:48,465
Whoa, whoa. Let's start over.
Look, that was really dumb of me.
366
00:28:48,548 --> 00:28:52,761
You were probably buying 'em for
someone close to you, and I insulted them.
367
00:28:52,844 --> 00:28:56,263
However you took it, I want you to know
I didn't mean to piss you off.
368
00:28:56,346 --> 00:28:59,475
I wanted to meet you, and I guess...
369
00:29:01,101 --> 00:29:04,605
I guess I'm not reaI smooth sometimes.
370
00:29:04,688 --> 00:29:07,191
Let me make it up to you.
371
00:29:07,274 --> 00:29:10,402
Excuse me, Miss. Is everything all right?
372
00:29:20,578 --> 00:29:25,083
So, um... what do you do
for a living, Rosemary?
373
00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:28,294
I'm actually volunteering
at the hospitaI right now,
374
00:29:28,378 --> 00:29:33,257
cos I'm waiting for this...
re-up thing to come through.
375
00:29:33,341 --> 00:29:36,594
Re-up? What, are you in the army?
376
00:29:38,179 --> 00:29:41,099
- Peace Corps.
- Peace Corps. Wow.
377
00:29:41,182 --> 00:29:43,767
That's very... altrudocious of you.
378
00:29:44,142 --> 00:29:47,687
"Altrudocious"? That's not a word.
379
00:29:47,771 --> 00:29:50,982
Oh! You mean humanidocious, right?
380
00:29:52,818 --> 00:29:56,738
- Yeah. That's the one.
- All right. Ready to order?
381
00:29:56,822 --> 00:29:58,907
Yeah. Um...
382
00:30:00,784 --> 00:30:07,540
Can I get a double pizza burger, chilli fries
with cheese and a large chocolate milkshake?
383
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,336
Nicely done. I'll have the exact same thing.
384
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:14,213
You got it.
385
00:30:14,922 --> 00:30:19,218
I am impressed.
It's nice to see a girI order a reaI meaI.
386
00:30:19,301 --> 00:30:22,138
I hate it when you guys order
a glass of water and a crouton.
387
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:24,890
It ruins the whole point of goin' out.
388
00:30:24,974 --> 00:30:27,601
That's probably what I should be ordering.
389
00:30:27,685 --> 00:30:32,689
But, I don't know, no matter what I eat,
my weight just seems to stay the same.
390
00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:35,567
So I figure, what the hell?
I'm gonna eat what I want.
391
00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:39,612
Totally. If you can get away with it,
more power to ya.
392
00:30:41,948 --> 00:30:45,452
- Don't be a smart ass.
- What are you...? What?
393
00:30:45,535 --> 00:30:47,537
No, I'm just saying, you know.
394
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:51,499
I feeI bad for people who count calories.
It's no way to live.
395
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:56,170
Yeah. But in return they get to be
a lot thinner than I am.
396
00:30:59,423 --> 00:31:03,510
Are you out of your mind?
What do you weigh? 110, 115 pounds?
397
00:31:06,055 --> 00:31:08,974
Which one of my butt cheeks
are you talking about?
398
00:31:10,309 --> 00:31:11,685
OK.
399
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:13,854
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
400
00:31:14,605 --> 00:31:18,316
Trust me, whatever you're doin',
it's working. It is working.
401
00:31:18,399 --> 00:31:19,859
Go on.
402
00:31:19,942 --> 00:31:22,612
Oh, my God! Are you OK?
403
00:31:24,364 --> 00:31:25,615
Oops.
404
00:31:26,949 --> 00:31:30,703
- Goddang it.
- Don't move. Is your back all right?
405
00:31:30,787 --> 00:31:32,789
- Yeah.
- Is she all right?
406
00:31:32,872 --> 00:31:35,708
Yeah. You gotta get
some decent chairs in here, man.
407
00:31:35,792 --> 00:31:38,294
What's this shit made out of, anyway?
408
00:31:39,127 --> 00:31:41,171
SteeI.
409
00:31:41,254 --> 00:31:46,510
Yeah? Well, you should...
get it welded better in the corners!
410
00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:49,679
- All right.
- Rosemary, you sure you're OK?
411
00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:55,352
Yeah. I'm a little embarrassed but...
it's happened before, it'll happen again.
412
00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:57,521
Oh, man. I...
413
00:31:58,855 --> 00:32:02,608
Don't be embarrassed.
Listen, I beef it. Everybody beefs it.
414
00:32:02,692 --> 00:32:06,362
Looks like we're too late.
The food's probably all gone.
415
00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:15,329
- Listen, can you wait here one second?
- HaI, just let it go.
416
00:32:15,413 --> 00:32:17,748
Nah. Nah.
417
00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:20,126
HaI.
418
00:32:24,004 --> 00:32:27,590
You guys are so funny, making fun of me
cos I'm a little pudgy, right?
419
00:32:27,674 --> 00:32:32,637
- No, I wasn't making fun of you. I was...
- Do me a favour. Take a look out the window.
420
00:32:32,721 --> 00:32:37,600
You see that little fox out there?
You see that little number? She's with me.
421
00:32:37,684 --> 00:32:43,440
If you took all the women you two have ever
gone out with, they wouldn't equaI one of her.
422
00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:45,358
- We're not arguing that.
- No.
423
00:32:48,278 --> 00:32:50,362
That's right. Laugh it up, fellas.
424
00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:55,200
And tonight, when you're hugging
your pillow, remember, I'm with her.
425
00:32:55,284 --> 00:32:57,578
All right? That's it.
426
00:33:02,332 --> 00:33:03,459
What happened?
427
00:33:03,542 --> 00:33:07,546
Well, let's just say the score's
HaI two, mall rats zero.
428
00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:10,132
Let me walk you to your car.
429
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,345
- Well, thanks for lunch, HaI.
- My pleasure, Rosie.
430
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:19,432
- My mother calls me Rosie.
- Really?
431
00:33:19,515 --> 00:33:20,975
Yeah.
432
00:33:21,059 --> 00:33:25,480
Gentlemen, can I interest you
in some chilli fries and half a burger?
433
00:33:25,563 --> 00:33:29,442
There's a lot left cos the little guy
couldn't finish his meaI.
434
00:33:29,525 --> 00:33:31,611
- Hey, hey.
- Pussy.
435
00:33:32,737 --> 00:33:37,407
- That was nice of you.
- Well, you're all right in my book, too, HaI.
436
00:33:37,491 --> 00:33:40,035
- Can I have your number?
- What number?
437
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:42,579
Your PIN number. I want your money
438
00:33:42,662 --> 00:33:45,499
Your phone number. What do you think?
439
00:33:45,582 --> 00:33:48,043
Why?
440
00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,254
You know, to... go out. Maybe, like, tomorrow.
441
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,637
Uh...
442
00:34:00,429 --> 00:34:02,890
Well, yeah.
443
00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:07,311
I mean, sure. It's in the book
under Rosemary Shanahan.
444
00:34:07,395 --> 00:34:10,690
- I can write it down. It's S-h-a...
- No, I'll remember it.
445
00:34:10,773 --> 00:34:14,777
- My boss's name is Steve Shanahan.
- That's my father's name.
446
00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:17,863
Not JPS Steve Shanahan?
447
00:34:17,947 --> 00:34:19,990
Yeah. Yeah.
448
00:34:20,074 --> 00:34:24,369
Your father is my boss. I mean,
not my boss, but he's my boss's boss.
449
00:34:24,452 --> 00:34:28,206
I mean, I don't know him,
but I see him around the office.
450
00:34:29,582 --> 00:34:32,293
Well, then you won't forget my name.
451
00:34:46,807 --> 00:34:48,892
- HaI?
- Yeah?
452
00:34:50,853 --> 00:34:56,108
If I don't hear from you...
I appreciate everything anyway.
453
00:34:59,361 --> 00:35:01,447
Cuckoo!
454
00:35:05,701 --> 00:35:08,120
You sure you don't want a dog?
455
00:35:08,203 --> 00:35:11,873
Yeah, yeah. I'm tryin' to lose a couple of LBs.
456
00:35:11,956 --> 00:35:15,835
- Since when do you care about your gut?
- I don't really, but...
457
00:35:15,918 --> 00:35:19,380
I am a little nervous because of
this girI who's coming to meet me.
458
00:35:19,464 --> 00:35:22,550
- She's incredible.
- Uh-huh?
459
00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,635
Like the ones on the dance floor?
460
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,890
Even better, buddy. I'm telling ya,
it's almost beyond belief.
461
00:35:28,973 --> 00:35:34,269
She's funny, she's smart,
she teaches self-esteem to sick kids...
462
00:35:34,353 --> 00:35:38,398
I would never believe a girI as beautifuI
could have such a great personality.
463
00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:40,817
- Ugly-duckling syndrome.
- What?
464
00:35:40,901 --> 00:35:46,073
She probably wasn't pretty till high schooI.
The personality developed out of necessity.
465
00:35:46,156 --> 00:35:50,327
You know what? I bet you're right.
She's way too pretty to be so nice.
466
00:35:50,369 --> 00:35:54,790
Sometimes they're ugly so long,
when they turn pretty, they don't realise it.
467
00:35:54,872 --> 00:35:58,167
The ugly self-image is so well ingrained.
That's a reaI find.
468
00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:00,753
- Hey!
- Hey!
469
00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,838
I've been looking for you.
470
00:36:03,005 --> 00:36:06,592
Oh, shit. Oh, it's Lindy. The girI with the toe.
471
00:36:07,551 --> 00:36:09,512
- Hey.
- How ya doing?
472
00:36:09,595 --> 00:36:13,099
Good. Did you get my message?
473
00:36:13,182 --> 00:36:17,436
No, no. My phone machine's
not really working there. Did you call?
474
00:36:17,603 --> 00:36:21,606
- I got tickets for that Beatles reunion.
- The Beatles?
475
00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:25,694
Yeah. Well, not the reaI Beatles,
but PauI, George and Ringo will be there.
476
00:36:25,777 --> 00:36:30,448
But Eric Clapton is filling in for John.
It's an invitation-only acoustic set.
477
00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:33,493
- Only about 70 people, tops.
- Oh, man.
478
00:36:33,576 --> 00:36:36,079
- So you're in?
- Uh...
479
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:42,751
No. Not a Clapton fan.
480
00:36:43,794 --> 00:36:46,046
I think I'll pass.
481
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:50,759
OK. Well, I guess I'll see ya.
482
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,846
- Yeah, yeah.
- Bye, Lindy.
483
00:36:54,430 --> 00:36:59,476
- Did you see the toe?
- Mauricio, I gotta tell you, you got issues.
484
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,397
- Don't even get me started.
- Oh, my God. There she is.
485
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,440
There's Rosemary.
486
00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:09,527
- Where?
- Right there.
487
00:37:09,569 --> 00:37:12,697
- Right where?
- Straight ahead. Across the field.
488
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:16,617
- Is she behind the rhino?
- She's right there!
489
00:37:23,332 --> 00:37:26,169
Mauricio, I want you to meet someone.
490
00:37:26,252 --> 00:37:30,380
This is Rosemary Shanahan.
Rosemary, Mauricio Wilson.
491
00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,966
Hi. Nice to meet you.
492
00:37:33,008 --> 00:37:37,179
Holy cow. I mean, uh... hi.
493
00:37:40,098 --> 00:37:44,061
- Is that a Members Only jacket?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
494
00:37:44,478 --> 00:37:47,439
So, what are you, like, the last member?
495
00:37:49,149 --> 00:37:50,233
Oh, man.
496
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,651
One-nothing Rosemary.
497
00:37:52,735 --> 00:37:56,447
Excuse me for just one second. Hello?
498
00:37:56,489 --> 00:37:59,492
Oh, hi, Mom. Yeah, hold on.
499
00:37:59,575 --> 00:38:02,745
- Will you guys excuse me?
- Want something from the snack bar?
500
00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:06,207
Yeah, get me a beer
and nachos with all the stuff on it.
501
00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:08,376
You got it.
502
00:38:10,044 --> 00:38:14,131
- Does she take the cake or what?
- She takes the whole bakery, HaI.
503
00:38:14,215 --> 00:38:18,677
- I told you.
- Yes, you did. And yet I wasn't prepared.
504
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:24,307
- So, what are you up for?
- I don't know. I like the track.
505
00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:27,227
Ah, so she's a gambler.
506
00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:29,729
Yeah, well, just the dogs.
507
00:38:29,813 --> 00:38:34,234
I hate the ponies. There's too much
human involvement, you know?
508
00:38:34,317 --> 00:38:38,070
You can't trust people
If you're looking for a fair deaI.
509
00:38:39,321 --> 00:38:43,409
- What about you? Do you gamble?
- No, not really.
510
00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:47,287
I bet on pro football now and then,
But just to make the games more exciting.
511
00:38:47,371 --> 00:38:50,624
- I don't really care if I win.
- Huh.
512
00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:53,836
- I've never read that book.
- What book?
513
00:38:54,586 --> 00:38:57,423
Things Losers Say.
514
00:38:59,341 --> 00:39:04,804
Hey, why don't we forget the track, and I'll
introduce you to some good friends of mine?
515
00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:06,514
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
516
00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:08,266
- All right.
- What do you say?
517
00:39:08,349 --> 00:39:11,144
- I say OK.
- You say OK?
518
00:39:14,689 --> 00:39:18,818
Hi, guys. I want you to meet
a very good friend of mine. OK?
519
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:22,613
This guy here is HaI. And he's really funny.
520
00:39:22,739 --> 00:39:24,781
Hi.
521
00:39:24,865 --> 00:39:26,950
How ya doing? Good to meet ya.
522
00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:33,540
Hey. Wow. Oh, my God. Look at that face.
523
00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:37,794
She should be doing Keebler commercials.
You're the cutest thing I've ever seen.
524
00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:40,922
- What's your name, beautifuI?
- Cadence.
525
00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:45,010
Cadence. That's a pretty name.
You know, my uncle's name is Cadence.
526
00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:49,388
Well, I got news for you, Cadence.
527
00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:55,770
I'm not putting you down
untiI the cows come home.
528
00:39:55,853 --> 00:39:58,939
Put her down.
529
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:01,067
The cow came home.
530
00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:04,695
What is he doing here?
These aren't visiting hours.
531
00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:09,241
Oh, Nurse Peeler, we were just
coming by to say hi to the kids.
532
00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:11,951
Fine. Pack it up.
533
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:15,747
And get these patients back in their beds.
534
00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:25,965
- Should we get going?
- Don't pay any attention to Nurse Sourpuss.
535
00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:28,134
Sourpuss.
536
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:33,473
Hey! I got an idea. Do you guys
wanna play the kissing game?
537
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:37,810
- Yeah?
- You want me to go get a bottle?
538
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:40,270
This is how we play. Wanna get the lipstick?
539
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:43,315
- Get lipstick.
- Yeah, OK.
540
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,694
What we do is, we put on the lipstick...
541
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:52,616
and then the kisser kisses as many times
as they can untiI the lipstick comes off.
542
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,868
CooI! I wanna go first.
543
00:40:54,993 --> 00:40:57,870
- Then I'm going last.
- Jesse.
544
00:40:57,912 --> 00:41:04,127
- Hey, they don't have anything I can catch?
- They don't have anything you can catch.
545
00:41:04,168 --> 00:41:07,171
I didn't think so.
You guys don't even look sick.
546
00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:10,133
You're just a bunch of phoneys
like my Uncle Cadence.
547
00:41:10,216 --> 00:41:13,803
I bet you're here just so you can
get out of schooI. Is that right?
548
00:41:13,886 --> 00:41:16,764
- Yeah.
- Give me some of that lipstick.
549
00:41:17,807 --> 00:41:21,685
You were incredible in there.
You were. You were so amazing.
550
00:41:21,768 --> 00:41:25,522
I'm serious. A lot of people get
really squeamish in that situation...
551
00:41:25,605 --> 00:41:29,276
- Rosemary? Is that you?
- Dr Sayed! How's it going?
552
00:41:29,401 --> 00:41:32,320
- Good. Who's this?
- This is my friend HaI.
553
00:41:32,404 --> 00:41:35,115
- Good to meet you.
- Be nice to her. She's a good girI.
554
00:41:35,198 --> 00:41:38,118
- All right.
- Bye, Rosemary.
555
00:41:38,243 --> 00:41:40,162
That's what these kids need -
556
00:41:40,245 --> 00:41:44,373
a stranger who isn't afraid to just
be with them and play with them.
557
00:41:44,498 --> 00:41:49,795
- That's what builds their self-confidence.
- Why would anybody be afraid of 'em?
558
00:41:49,879 --> 00:41:53,174
You are off-the-charts adorable.
Do you know that?
559
00:41:53,341 --> 00:41:55,634
Come on.
560
00:41:57,636 --> 00:42:00,973
- This is a nice street you live on.
- Yeah, this is my street.
561
00:42:01,098 --> 00:42:05,394
- You wanna come up?
- Yeah. But I don't think I should.
562
00:42:06,145 --> 00:42:08,855
Why not? It's only 9 o'clock.
563
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:13,401
- I know. I just don't think it's a good idea.
- Oh, no. Did I do something?
564
00:42:13,485 --> 00:42:16,613
No. You've been really cooI.
565
00:42:18,365 --> 00:42:20,617
- Hi, HaI.
- Oh, hey, Jill.
566
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:24,245
- Rosemary, this is my neighbour Jill.
- Hi. Nice...
567
00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:29,417
- Sorry.
- Nice to meet you.
568
00:42:29,501 --> 00:42:31,585
Nice to meet you too, Jill.
569
00:42:32,878 --> 00:42:36,965
I gotta go and meet some friends,
so I'll see you guys later.
570
00:42:37,049 --> 00:42:38,634
- Bye.
- Bye.
571
00:42:38,759 --> 00:42:40,844
Come up.
572
00:42:42,179 --> 00:42:43,597
- No.
- What?
573
00:42:43,681 --> 00:42:46,892
I thought we were having a good time.
574
00:42:46,975 --> 00:42:50,354
We were. It's just, you know,
HaI, I'm not used to all this.
575
00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:53,065
Used to what?
576
00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:57,026
HaI, you've been really nice to me today.
I really appreciate it, but...
577
00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:59,988
What, your other boyfriends
aren't nice to you?
578
00:43:00,113 --> 00:43:03,616
- I don't have other boyfriends.
- Bullshit.
579
00:43:08,538 --> 00:43:10,623
Well, I had one boyfriend.
580
00:43:11,874 --> 00:43:15,336
It was kind of recently,
actually, but it didn't work out.
581
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:17,921
- You've been burnt, huh?
- No.
582
00:43:19,423 --> 00:43:24,136
That's just it. I, um... I've never been
close enough to anybody to get burnt.
583
00:43:24,219 --> 00:43:29,307
Please! With a mug like that?
You must be fighting 'em off daily.
584
00:43:29,391 --> 00:43:33,812
Right I mean, I saw the way
your friend Mauricio looked at me.
585
00:43:33,895 --> 00:43:37,441
I thought he was gonna shoot me
with a tranquilliser gun and tag my ear.
586
00:43:37,607 --> 00:43:44,196
Don't worry. He's been acting really weird
lately, especially around really pretty girls.
587
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:50,661
HaI... do me a favour and stop saying
that I'm pretty and that I'm not fat, OK?
588
00:43:50,745 --> 00:43:53,581
Cos it makes me uncomfortable.
589
00:43:53,664 --> 00:43:56,792
OK. You have a problem with compliments?
590
00:43:58,502 --> 00:44:02,214
Look... I know what I am
and I know what I'm not.
591
00:44:03,799 --> 00:44:08,386
I'm the girI who gets really good grades
and is not afraid to be funny.
592
00:44:08,470 --> 00:44:12,974
And I'm the girI who has a lot of friends
who are boys, and no boyfriends.
593
00:44:13,099 --> 00:44:16,728
I'm not beautifuI, OK? And I never will be.
594
00:44:16,811 --> 00:44:19,731
And I'm fine with that. You know?
595
00:44:20,607 --> 00:44:24,778
But when you go around saying
that I'm something that I'm not,
596
00:44:24,861 --> 00:44:26,821
it's just... it's not nice.
597
00:44:26,905 --> 00:44:29,490
Whoa, Rosemary.
598
00:44:29,573 --> 00:44:32,910
You're starting to scare me.
I mean, I really like you,
599
00:44:32,993 --> 00:44:38,624
but I have to assume you're a little nutty
if you really believe you're not beautifuI.
600
00:44:38,707 --> 00:44:40,626
Grow up, HaI.
601
00:44:40,751 --> 00:44:43,212
Rosie. Wait a second.
602
00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:55,098
Well, it was too good to be true.
603
00:44:55,139 --> 00:44:56,683
Hm?
604
00:44:56,849 --> 00:45:00,311
Rosemary. Turned out to be a totaI psycho.
605
00:45:01,854 --> 00:45:04,774
Her self-image is so far off, it's scary.
606
00:45:05,817 --> 00:45:08,987
Well, maybe you had a little
something to do with that.
607
00:45:09,070 --> 00:45:13,616
What are you talking about? AII I ever did
was tell her how perfect she was.
608
00:45:14,074 --> 00:45:15,701
Really?
609
00:45:15,784 --> 00:45:18,954
Yeah. Then she got all huffy
and told me to grow up.
610
00:45:19,371 --> 00:45:24,292
Well, that's probably good advice.
You are kind of immature.
611
00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:28,213
You're not serious. You actually
think you're more mature than me?
612
00:45:28,296 --> 00:45:35,303
You're right. I'm probably more immature
than you, but at least I have a bigger willie.
613
00:45:43,269 --> 00:45:45,563
Yeah, bigger than a mouse's.
614
00:45:47,898 --> 00:45:50,526
- What the hell was that?
- I said your willie's...
615
00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:54,030
I heard what you said,
but it took you, like, eight seconds.
616
00:45:54,113 --> 00:45:59,827
You can't come back with a comeback after
eight seconds. You got three. Five, tops.
617
00:45:59,910 --> 00:46:03,371
That's why they call it a quip. Not a "slowp".
618
00:46:04,789 --> 00:46:09,377
All right, you got anything better to read?
I gotta fire off a missile.
619
00:46:20,597 --> 00:46:22,307
Hi.
620
00:46:22,390 --> 00:46:25,684
- Is this a bad time, or...?
- No.
621
00:46:28,979 --> 00:46:31,732
I just wanted to apologise for last night.
622
00:46:31,815 --> 00:46:35,235
- You don't have to apologise.
- Yeah, I do.
623
00:46:35,319 --> 00:46:40,282
I called you, like, immature or sophomoric
or something like that. I know you're not...
624
00:46:40,366 --> 00:46:44,119
Oh, my God, HaI!
You gotta get in here and look at this turd!
625
00:46:44,203 --> 00:46:46,580
It looks just like Klinger from M*A*S*H.
626
00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:53,461
- Why don't we get outta here?
- OK.
627
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,630
Coffee?
628
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:07,308
Excuse me. Are you ready to order?
629
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:12,229
Yes. Two double cheeseburgers with bacon,
one with relish. Thank you.
630
00:47:15,482 --> 00:47:17,192
Ow.
631
00:47:17,275 --> 00:47:19,736
- Are you OK?
- Brain freeze.
632
00:47:19,820 --> 00:47:24,908
* Baby, now that I've found you
I can't let you go
633
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,619
* I'll build my world around you
634
00:47:27,703 --> 00:47:31,039
* I need you so, baby, even though...
635
00:47:31,123 --> 00:47:33,749
Excuse me, sweetie. ProfessionaI.
636
00:47:42,883 --> 00:47:45,636
Hey, Billy, stay over near the ladder.
637
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:48,514
Weak. So weak.
638
00:47:49,181 --> 00:47:53,602
You wanna see a splash?
I'm gonna show you a splash. Ready?
639
00:47:56,814 --> 00:48:00,483
* Spent a lifetime looking for somebody
640
00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:03,361
* To give me love like you
641
00:48:12,162 --> 00:48:17,000
* Baby, now that I've found you
I can't let you go...
642
00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:20,003
- That was good?
- Bialy?
643
00:48:20,336 --> 00:48:23,964
Bialy? Bialy? Billy!
644
00:48:24,048 --> 00:48:26,258
Daddy!
645
00:48:29,219 --> 00:48:30,763
Sorry.
646
00:48:46,653 --> 00:48:50,615
- What's the matter?
- I should have changed at the beach.
647
00:48:50,698 --> 00:48:53,785
What? Are you crazy? You look great.
648
00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:56,704
I don't normally dress like this
around my parents.
649
00:48:56,788 --> 00:49:01,167
Hey, hey, come on. I'm the one
who should be nervous here, not you.
650
00:49:03,419 --> 00:49:09,299
Hey, you know, I've been meaning to ask you.
Were you adopted?
651
00:49:09,383 --> 00:49:11,593
No. Why?
652
00:49:11,677 --> 00:49:14,137
Cos your dad has that weird accent.
653
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:19,309
And I've seen him around the office. I gotta
say, I don't see the slightest resemblance.
654
00:49:19,393 --> 00:49:23,897
Really? Everybody says If you put
a wig on him, he'd look just like me.
655
00:49:25,691 --> 00:49:29,027
Look at who's here now.
Come here, my darlin'.
656
00:49:29,111 --> 00:49:30,903
Hi, Daddy.
657
00:49:30,987 --> 00:49:33,739
- Rosie, honey.
- Mom.
658
00:49:33,823 --> 00:49:35,866
Good to see ya.
659
00:49:35,950 --> 00:49:38,619
This is HaI Larson,
the guy I was telling you about.
660
00:49:38,703 --> 00:49:41,205
- Great to meet you, sir.
- Likewise.
661
00:49:42,164 --> 00:49:46,585
- Nice to meet you, HaI.
- The pleasure is mine, Mrs Shanahan.
662
00:49:46,669 --> 00:49:50,423
Wow. I can see where
Rosemary gets her figure.
663
00:49:57,053 --> 00:50:00,682
What the hell... What the hell
is that you've got on?
664
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,728
We were at the beach.
665
00:50:04,811 --> 00:50:08,857
Won't you be putting
something else on, darlin'?
666
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:13,737
Oh, come on. She doesn't have to
do that for me. Let's just keep it casuaI.
667
00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:15,363
CasuaI.
668
00:50:17,072 --> 00:50:21,535
Hey, Dad, HaI's one of your great
untapped resources down at the company.
669
00:50:21,618 --> 00:50:27,124
- Why don't you tell him some of your ideas?
- Oh, so you've got a few ideas, do ya?
670
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:30,669
It is risky, but the rewards are greater, too.
671
00:50:30,753 --> 00:50:35,841
Only a company with a solid reputation
like JPS could ever market this product.
672
00:50:39,261 --> 00:50:42,722
- HaI, let me take your plate.
- Thank you. It was delicious.
673
00:50:42,805 --> 00:50:47,226
- Can I get you boys some coffee?
- I'd love a cup of tea, darlin'.
674
00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:50,438
Maybe just a drop of the hard stuff.
675
00:50:50,521 --> 00:50:54,484
Yeah, I'll just have a cup of joe.
That'd be great. Thanks.
676
00:50:55,818 --> 00:51:00,156
I have to say, HaI,
I'm impressed with a lot of your ideas.
677
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:05,452
Some of them are dog shit, but for the most
part you seem to have done your homework.
678
00:51:05,535 --> 00:51:07,996
- So I'd like you to do something for me.
- OK.
679
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,292
I'm meeting with me executive committee
Monday morning,
680
00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:15,879
and I'd like you to make a presentation.
681
00:51:15,963 --> 00:51:19,508
- Seriously?
- Well, nothing fancy, you understand.
682
00:51:19,591 --> 00:51:23,303
Just talk about the same things
that you talked about here tonight.
683
00:51:23,387 --> 00:51:25,180
Great. I'd love to.
684
00:51:25,263 --> 00:51:30,017
Oh, and by the way,
you can cut out the act now.
685
00:51:30,768 --> 00:51:31,811
Excuse me?
686
00:51:31,894 --> 00:51:36,357
You think I got as far as I did
in me life by bein' a fooI?
687
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,443
Now, you've got ambition,
HaI, and I admire that.
688
00:51:39,527 --> 00:51:42,613
Hell, I wish I had a hundred
more like yourself.
689
00:51:42,697 --> 00:51:45,116
We'd be the number one firm in the country.
690
00:51:45,199 --> 00:51:49,203
And me daughter would get
a hell of a lot more dates.
691
00:51:49,286 --> 00:51:52,372
I'm sure Rosemary doesn't have
any problem getting dates.
692
00:51:52,455 --> 00:51:55,458
I told you to cut the shit out, all right?
693
00:51:55,542 --> 00:52:00,505
Look, Rosemary's me daughter,
and God knows I love her dearly.
694
00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:06,428
But I think we both know that we won't
soon be seeing her twirlin' the baton,
695
00:52:06,511 --> 00:52:10,181
marching along with the Dallas cheerleaders.
696
00:52:15,102 --> 00:52:17,104
Uh...
697
00:52:17,187 --> 00:52:19,148
I don't understand.
698
00:52:21,358 --> 00:52:23,277
I'm telling the truth, HaI.
699
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:28,782
And the truth is I haven't been able to bounce
me daughter on me knee since she was two.
700
00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:34,538
You know, I've read about people like you.
701
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,542
- People like me?
- Super achievers with impossible standards.
702
00:52:39,626 --> 00:52:42,712
Nothing's ever good enough.
Nothing ever measures up.
703
00:52:42,795 --> 00:52:47,383
It never occurs to you that your kids
are people, with their own feelings.
704
00:52:47,467 --> 00:52:50,678
You think they're an extension of you,
like your company,
705
00:52:50,762 --> 00:52:55,016
or your $20-million Learjet
and your Picasso out in the front hall.
706
00:52:55,099 --> 00:52:59,520
Everything reflects on you, so nothing
and no one is ever good enough.
707
00:53:01,271 --> 00:53:02,648
Go on.
708
00:53:02,731 --> 00:53:07,819
When I first met Rosemary, she told me
she knew she wasn't that good-looking.
709
00:53:07,903 --> 00:53:12,449
I could not believe my ears.
I thought how can a person this beautifuI
710
00:53:12,532 --> 00:53:17,663
possibly interpret what she sees in the mirror
to be anything other than that?
711
00:53:17,746 --> 00:53:19,873
Well, now I know.
712
00:53:25,962 --> 00:53:28,714
Is everything OK?
713
00:53:28,798 --> 00:53:32,093
Yeah, everything is fine. Just fine.
714
00:53:40,893 --> 00:53:42,979
What?
715
00:53:43,771 --> 00:53:46,107
Nothin'.
716
00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:48,692
I just can't believe how lucky I am.
717
00:53:55,949 --> 00:53:58,743
You swear to God you're not gonna laugh?
718
00:53:58,827 --> 00:54:01,579
Come on, I'm not gonna laugh.
719
00:54:09,670 --> 00:54:10,796
Oh.
720
00:54:10,879 --> 00:54:12,631
Daddy like.
721
00:54:13,382 --> 00:54:17,303
* The look on your face
722
00:54:18,595 --> 00:54:23,684
* It could never explain your heart
723
00:54:24,226 --> 00:54:29,440
* And the touch of my lips
724
00:54:30,024 --> 00:54:35,361
* It could never tell you my thoughts
725
00:54:35,445 --> 00:54:39,741
* And you want me to change
726
00:54:39,824 --> 00:54:43,703
* I can't get used to...
727
00:54:45,997 --> 00:54:47,874
What in the...? How did...?
728
00:54:53,588 --> 00:54:56,007
Get over here, Houdini.
729
00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:58,342
* Cos it's not really me
730
00:54:58,425 --> 00:55:03,639
* This is my world, this is who I am
731
00:55:34,919 --> 00:55:37,546
- I'm gonna call you later.
- OK.
732
00:55:37,630 --> 00:55:40,091
Bye.
733
00:55:53,937 --> 00:55:56,022
Forget something?
734
00:55:57,023 --> 00:55:57,691
Oh, hey.
735
00:55:57,774 --> 00:56:00,443
Hi. I'm glad I caught you
before you went to work.
736
00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:01,736
What's up?
737
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:04,614
I was wondering if you wanted
to come over tonight,
738
00:56:04,698 --> 00:56:08,701
open a bottle of wine, maybe watch a video?
739
00:56:08,742 --> 00:56:10,369
Nah. Thanks, though.
740
00:56:16,125 --> 00:56:21,755
And in summation, I feeI that these measures
will help JPS and all of our customers.
741
00:56:28,846 --> 00:56:31,848
- Nice job, HaI.
- Thank you.
742
00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:33,433
- Nicely done.
- I appreciate it.
743
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:36,811
- HaI, I stand corrected.
- Thank you.
744
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:40,523
HaI, I need to see you
in me office straight away.
745
00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:42,525
Sure.
746
00:56:42,859 --> 00:56:44,944
Sit yourself down.
747
00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:50,283
So... what'd you think?
748
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:53,660
I'll be gettin' to that in a minute.
749
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:57,289
I want to talk to you about
that conversation we had the other night,
750
00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:00,250
and all of them things you said to me.
751
00:57:01,209 --> 00:57:06,465
Well, I'm more than just a little embarrassed,
having said what I said.
752
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:09,217
I think me daughter is lucky to have you.
753
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:13,055
No, sir. I'm the lucky one.
754
00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:15,390
Indeed.
755
00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:21,395
Well, now, as to your meeting in there,
sure, it was first-rate.
756
00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:23,898
- Yeah?
- Oh, yes.
757
00:57:23,981 --> 00:57:27,026
HaI, I'm gonna leveI with you.
758
00:57:27,109 --> 00:57:30,112
- I need your balls.
- Sir?
759
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:33,908
I need a man around that can
give it to me straight, you know?
760
00:57:33,991 --> 00:57:36,494
Whether the news be good or bad.
761
00:57:37,703 --> 00:57:43,541
So I've decided - from now on,
you'll be working directly for me.
762
00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:46,586
Uh...
763
00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:51,383
I don't know what to say
but, um... thank you.
764
00:57:51,841 --> 00:57:54,886
Well, a thank you will do just fine.
765
00:57:58,974 --> 00:58:01,810
Well... get the fuck out.
766
00:58:01,935 --> 00:58:04,019
OK.
767
00:58:09,066 --> 00:58:12,319
Congratulations on your promot...
768
00:58:12,403 --> 00:58:14,989
- Oh, sorry.
- No, no. Come in, come in.
769
00:58:15,072 --> 00:58:21,412
I want you to meet Rosemary. Rosemary, this
is Jen and Artie. Kids, Rosemary Shanahan.
770
00:58:21,495 --> 00:58:23,414
As in Steve?
771
00:58:23,497 --> 00:58:27,959
Yeah, he's my dad. Oh, God, which
reminds me, I gotta meet him for lunch.
772
00:58:28,042 --> 00:58:30,128
So I'll see you this weekend, OK?
773
00:58:34,507 --> 00:58:39,304
It was really nice to meet you guys.
Do you mind if I take a little sliver?
774
00:58:45,393 --> 00:58:47,603
Beauty.
775
00:58:47,687 --> 00:58:49,771
Do you want a plate?
776
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:55,360
I know what you're thinking.
Where does she put it, right?
777
00:58:55,444 --> 00:58:59,239
You guys, thanks for the cake.
You didn't have to do this.
778
00:58:59,990 --> 00:59:02,784
The least we could do,
seeing as how you worked so hard
779
00:59:02,868 --> 00:59:05,954
to become "indispensable" to the company.
780
00:59:07,331 --> 00:59:10,208
Is that that new thing called sarcasm?
781
00:59:10,292 --> 00:59:15,880
HaI, we all know you're about as deep as a
puddle. That used to be part of your charm.
782
00:59:15,963 --> 00:59:20,426
- But this just flat-out sucks.
- What are you talking about?
783
00:59:20,509 --> 00:59:25,556
If you have one ounce of integrity left,
you'll break it off immediately,
784
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,351
before you hurt the poor girI.
785
00:59:36,358 --> 00:59:41,279
I gotta give you credit for being more
proactive and starting to meet women.
786
00:59:41,363 --> 00:59:43,573
Who knows? Maybe you are on a roll here,
787
00:59:43,657 --> 00:59:47,452
but don't you think it's time
to raise the bar a little?
788
00:59:47,535 --> 00:59:50,830
I mean, at first I thought
you were in a slump, you know?
789
00:59:50,914 --> 00:59:54,542
I could, as a friend, look the other way
while you banged a few fatties
790
00:59:54,626 --> 00:59:58,171
and got it out of your system,
but there's lots of good fish out there.
791
00:59:58,254 --> 01:00:00,589
You don't have to snack on carp any more.
792
01:00:00,714 --> 01:00:05,344
I suppose the girls we partied with a couple
weeks ago downtown were a couple of carp?
793
01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:09,348
No. Laura, the one with the whiskers,
she looked more like a catfish.
794
01:00:09,390 --> 01:00:12,518
Oh, I see. And what about Marie?
795
01:00:12,601 --> 01:00:16,230
Pop some bolts on her neck
and the villagers'll be chasing her.
796
01:00:16,355 --> 01:00:18,107
- And Vicki?
- Who?
797
01:00:18,190 --> 01:00:19,733
- Vicki!
- Who's Vicki?
798
01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:22,777
Vicki Vicki. With the short brown hair.
799
01:00:22,860 --> 01:00:26,155
Vicki? I thought that was a guy.
I was calling her Vic!
800
01:00:26,197 --> 01:00:27,115
Oh!
801
01:00:27,198 --> 01:00:31,160
- You're out of your mind!
- I know I'm being a little harsh on you here.
802
01:00:31,244 --> 01:00:34,998
I think reaI friends are obligated
to be honest with each other.
803
01:00:35,081 --> 01:00:38,418
And this one that you're dating now -jeez.
804
01:00:39,294 --> 01:00:40,670
CarefuI.
805
01:00:40,753 --> 01:00:44,841
Hey, all I'm saying is
she's got cankles, for God's sake.
806
01:00:44,966 --> 01:00:47,342
- What?
- Cankles! She's got no ankles.
807
01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:51,305
It's like the calf merged with the foot,
cut out the middleman.
808
01:00:51,388 --> 01:00:54,599
I know what cankles are.
Rosemary doesn't have 'em.
809
01:00:54,683 --> 01:00:57,811
You know what?
I know what you're doing here.
810
01:00:58,687 --> 01:01:01,440
- You're scared.
- Scared?
811
01:01:01,773 --> 01:01:06,069
Yup. This is exactly what you did
with the knockout with the weird toe.
812
01:01:06,153 --> 01:01:10,364
You're just inventing reasons
to dump girls cos you're afraid.
813
01:01:10,448 --> 01:01:13,367
All right, look,
I admit Rosemary is kind of cooI.
814
01:01:13,451 --> 01:01:16,495
But you wouldn't even be talking
to that woolly mammoth
815
01:01:16,579 --> 01:01:20,124
if her father wasn't
the president of your company.
816
01:01:24,295 --> 01:01:26,422
What?
817
01:01:33,928 --> 01:01:37,891
I guarantee you've never met anyone
like this guy. You're gonna love him.
818
01:01:37,974 --> 01:01:41,770
- Great. What's his girlfriend like?
- I don't know. I haven't met her.
819
01:01:41,853 --> 01:01:44,731
They just started going out. Oh, there he is.
820
01:01:44,814 --> 01:01:46,983
Walt!
821
01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:49,527
At your cervix!
822
01:01:49,611 --> 01:01:52,113
Hey, you recognise these panties?
823
01:01:52,197 --> 01:01:55,033
Rosemary, don't steaI my lines.
824
01:01:55,116 --> 01:01:57,952
- You two know each other?
- Yeah!
825
01:01:58,035 --> 01:02:01,622
Gosh, Walt's been volunteering
down at the hospitaI for years.
826
01:02:01,705 --> 01:02:02,831
Oh.
827
01:02:02,915 --> 01:02:05,167
So where's this mystery girI?
828
01:02:05,918 --> 01:02:08,420
She should be here any minute.
829
01:02:10,798 --> 01:02:13,050
Hey, uh...
830
01:02:13,133 --> 01:02:17,763
I want you to be honest.
Is this outfit too "Hey, look at me"?
831
01:02:17,846 --> 01:02:21,766
No, no. It's... it's very subtle.
832
01:02:30,525 --> 01:02:33,319
- Sorry I'm late.
- Tanya.
833
01:02:34,696 --> 01:02:37,448
Oh. What a surprise.
834
01:02:41,995 --> 01:02:46,373
* I've spent all summer days drivin'
835
01:02:47,082 --> 01:02:50,544
* I'm tired of holidays ruined
836
01:02:52,087 --> 01:02:55,882
* No more takeaways, expired food...
837
01:02:55,966 --> 01:02:59,219
- I gotta get a map.
- I'm going with you.
838
01:02:59,303 --> 01:03:01,096
What are those for?
839
01:03:01,179 --> 01:03:06,183
You ever walked through a truck-stop
men's room on your hands?
840
01:03:09,312 --> 01:03:12,023
- Want anything?
- Potato chips. And dip.
841
01:03:15,026 --> 01:03:17,528
Cut it out.
842
01:03:18,738 --> 01:03:23,492
So, Tanya, I had no idea that you and Walt
were, you know, seeing each other.
843
01:03:23,576 --> 01:03:25,661
Yeah. You got a light?
844
01:03:35,211 --> 01:03:40,383
It's actually a very funny story. Because he
had been asking me out for a really long time
845
01:03:40,467 --> 01:03:43,053
and I was always kind of unavailable.
846
01:03:43,136 --> 01:03:48,141
And then just when he had given up, I broke
up with my boyfriend, and there he was.
847
01:03:48,224 --> 01:03:50,518
So I asked him out.
848
01:03:50,602 --> 01:03:53,187
So he kind of grew on you, huh?
849
01:03:53,270 --> 01:03:57,066
Exactly. I mean, you gotta admit,
850
01:03:57,149 --> 01:04:00,194
when you first meet him, it is kind of jarring.
851
01:04:00,277 --> 01:04:03,948
I mean, you kinda don't even know
what goes where.
852
01:04:04,031 --> 01:04:07,368
But, anyway, the timing
couldn't have been more perfect,
853
01:04:07,451 --> 01:04:12,498
because he had just sold his company,
and he has all this time on his hands,
854
01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:15,209
and we can plan things
855
01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:18,169
and traveI and go shopping and...
856
01:04:20,338 --> 01:04:23,049
Well, I guess timing's everything.
857
01:04:27,887 --> 01:04:29,931
Hope you like bean dip.
858
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:35,561
* I'd already picked up all the faces
859
01:04:35,645 --> 01:04:39,481
* And I, I wanna show you all the places
860
01:04:39,564 --> 01:04:43,443
* And I, I wanna take a little ride
861
01:04:43,527 --> 01:04:48,532
* Wanna take a little ride,
countryside with you
862
01:05:07,967 --> 01:05:10,094
Yeah! That was my girI.
863
01:05:10,177 --> 01:05:12,680
Oh, my God. I'm the biggest nerd.
864
01:05:13,889 --> 01:05:16,350
- Rosemary!
- Ralph!
865
01:05:17,059 --> 01:05:19,478
Hi.
866
01:05:19,604 --> 01:05:22,106
You remember Li'iBoy?
867
01:05:22,189 --> 01:05:24,567
Li'iBoy. Yeah. How are you?
868
01:05:25,317 --> 01:05:27,277
- Mahalo, Rosemary.
- How you doing?
869
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,779
- Great.
- Wow.
870
01:05:29,904 --> 01:05:34,534
- They still got you out in Sierra Leone?
- No, no. Now they got me nearer my home.
871
01:05:34,618 --> 01:05:37,621
I'm on this island
in the South Pacific called Kiribati.
872
01:05:37,704 --> 01:05:40,832
- I'm HaI.
- Oh, I'm sorry. HaI.
873
01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:47,088
These are my Peace Corps buddies. This is
Ralph Owens and Li'iBoy. This is HaI Larson.
874
01:05:47,172 --> 01:05:48,756
- What's up?
- Li'iBoy.
875
01:05:52,051 --> 01:05:54,637
So, what are you guys doing up here?
876
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,598
Li'iBoy's been stuck in the office
training for 30 days,
877
01:05:57,681 --> 01:06:00,142
so I dragged him here
and threw him on the slopes.
878
01:06:00,267 --> 01:06:02,478
It wasn't pretty.
879
01:06:03,145 --> 01:06:06,982
I knew this Hawaiian guy in high schooI
who went out for the hockey team.
880
01:06:07,066 --> 01:06:09,526
It was funny as shit.
881
01:06:13,947 --> 01:06:17,867
Anyway... it's great to see you again.
882
01:06:19,369 --> 01:06:22,372
You look... happy.
883
01:06:23,164 --> 01:06:25,875
Thanks. I am.
884
01:06:29,337 --> 01:06:32,048
Well, we got a long drive back, so...
885
01:06:33,508 --> 01:06:35,217
- Bye.
- Bye.
886
01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:37,386
Good to meet ya.
887
01:06:41,556 --> 01:06:44,059
- You OK?
- Uh-huh.
888
01:06:45,644 --> 01:06:50,607
It's just that... Do you remember
how I told you that once I had a boyfriend?
889
01:06:50,691 --> 01:06:52,985
That was him.
890
01:07:02,118 --> 01:07:03,452
You're welcome.
891
01:07:03,536 --> 01:07:05,621
What's your name?
892
01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:09,959
Excuse me, Mr Robbins.
Could I have a word with you, sir?
893
01:07:10,042 --> 01:07:13,087
- Sure, but I gotta catch a plane.
- It'll only take a minute.
894
01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:16,882
A few weeks ago, you got trapped
in an elevator with a friend of mine.
895
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:21,512
HaI! He was a great guy. He was having
trouble with his relationships. How is he?
896
01:07:21,596 --> 01:07:25,432
- Well, that's a matter of debate.
- Really?
897
01:07:25,515 --> 01:07:28,685
Anyway, apparently,
you gave him, like, a... pep talk,
898
01:07:28,768 --> 01:07:33,231
and now he's under the impression
that he can get any woman he wants.
899
01:07:33,315 --> 01:07:36,735
- And you don't think he can?
- I don't know. Whatever.
900
01:07:36,818 --> 01:07:42,824
But, see, the point is,
lately the only women he wants... are ugly.
901
01:07:42,907 --> 01:07:46,577
- Who says they're ugly?
- Bausch & Lomb.
902
01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:51,457
And very fat, some of them.
It's like HaI has lowered his whole...
903
01:07:51,540 --> 01:07:54,209
Jesus, you've got a big noggin.
904
01:07:54,293 --> 01:07:57,504
Thanks for noticing.
My new book has a chapter on blurting.
905
01:07:57,588 --> 01:08:00,716
- You might wanna pick it up.
- Yeah, I'll check into that.
906
01:08:00,799 --> 01:08:03,719
Anyway, I mean,
did something go wrong here?
907
01:08:03,802 --> 01:08:06,221
Or is my friend having a nervous breakdown?
908
01:08:06,305 --> 01:08:10,266
No. Haven't you ever heard the phrase
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"?
909
01:08:10,350 --> 01:08:14,354
Yeah. Did you ever hear the song
"Who Let The Dogs Out"?
910
01:08:14,437 --> 01:08:19,067
- It can't be that bad.
- Look, exactly what did you do to him, man?
911
01:08:19,150 --> 01:08:21,486
I altered his perception a little bit.
912
01:08:22,904 --> 01:08:25,615
I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
913
01:08:26,532 --> 01:08:29,202
- You messed with his eyesight, right?
- No.
914
01:08:29,285 --> 01:08:32,120
- You hypnotised him.
- No. I dehypnotised him.
915
01:08:32,204 --> 01:08:35,666
He's been hypnotised his whole life,
totally focused on the outside.
916
01:08:35,749 --> 01:08:38,293
I helped him to see
the inner beauty in everyone,
917
01:08:38,377 --> 01:08:41,338
including people you think
are not physically attractive.
918
01:08:41,421 --> 01:08:45,676
How can he see their inner beauty
when he doesn't even know them?
919
01:08:45,759 --> 01:08:48,804
Inner beauty's easy to see
when you're looking for it.
920
01:08:48,887 --> 01:08:52,474
But how can he not... feeI them when he's...?
921
01:08:54,934 --> 01:08:57,812
The brain sees what the heart wants it to feeI.
922
01:08:57,895 --> 01:09:01,399
All right, look. Let's just
cut through the old crapcake here!
923
01:09:01,482 --> 01:09:03,567
OK.
924
01:09:05,361 --> 01:09:11,701
Sir, don't... don't you think
it's wrong to brainwash someone?
925
01:09:11,784 --> 01:09:13,911
Don't you think you're brainwashed?
926
01:09:13,995 --> 01:09:17,915
Everything you know about beauty
is programmed. TV, magazines, movies.
927
01:09:17,999 --> 01:09:22,502
They're all telling you what's beautifuI
and what isn't. How's this any different?
928
01:09:22,586 --> 01:09:26,339
Look, I didn't come here to debate you!
I just want my friend back!
929
01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:32,304
Now, isn't there some kind of word or phrase
or something to take the whammy off him?!
930
01:09:32,387 --> 01:09:37,183
Of course. But if we do that, he'll go back
to judging everybody by the outside.
931
01:09:37,267 --> 01:09:41,062
- Is this what he really wants?
- I don't care what he wants!
932
01:09:41,146 --> 01:09:43,939
It's what I want! I want my friend back!
933
01:09:44,356 --> 01:09:47,192
I gotta go. I gotta catch my plane.
I'm really sorry.
934
01:09:47,276 --> 01:09:51,947
Look, a man's reputation, dignity
and furniture are being trashed here!
935
01:09:52,031 --> 01:09:57,161
Perhaps irreparably!
For God's sakes, his job is in jeopardy!
936
01:09:57,244 --> 01:10:00,581
- His job? Really?
- Yes. And it's a great job.
937
01:10:04,084 --> 01:10:07,545
I just wanted to give him a gift.
I didn't want him to get hurt.
938
01:10:07,629 --> 01:10:10,340
You seem to know him
better than I do, so, um...
939
01:10:10,423 --> 01:10:14,469
- It's a shame to let it go.
- Oh, it's a tragedy.
940
01:10:15,762 --> 01:10:18,890
So, what did you wanna talk to me about?
941
01:10:24,103 --> 01:10:27,649
- Ralph called me.
- Your old boyfriend Ralph?
942
01:10:27,732 --> 01:10:31,276
Well, he was also my division leader
in Sierra Leone.
943
01:10:32,444 --> 01:10:37,908
Anyway, he's shipping out to Kiribati in ten
days and he wants me to go with his group.
944
01:10:37,991 --> 01:10:41,453
What? You and Ralph? Kiribati?
945
01:10:41,536 --> 01:10:44,164
They're in the middle
of this economic meltdown.
946
01:10:44,248 --> 01:10:49,461
100,000 women and children need medicaI
supplies and food, and they want me to help.
947
01:10:49,544 --> 01:10:52,171
How can you be so selfish?
948
01:10:52,255 --> 01:10:53,464
Sorry?
949
01:10:53,547 --> 01:10:57,426
I mean, you know what I'm sayin'.
You bump into pretty-boy Ralph on Friday,
950
01:10:57,510 --> 01:11:02,390
the sparks are flying, and now you're
gonna go and save the world in Kiribati?
951
01:11:02,473 --> 01:11:06,102
- This has nothing to do with me and Ralph.
- Yeah, right.
952
01:11:06,185 --> 01:11:08,562
He's obviously crazy about you.
953
01:11:08,646 --> 01:11:10,898
He's got the heart of a saint.
954
01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:15,402
I could practically see the halo
around his head. I can't compete with that.
955
01:11:15,485 --> 01:11:19,114
OK, first of all, you're probably
the only person in the Free World
956
01:11:19,197 --> 01:11:21,449
to ever refer to Ralph as a "pretty-boy".
957
01:11:21,575 --> 01:11:25,287
Secondly, that halo around his head,
it's called psoriasis.
958
01:11:25,370 --> 01:11:28,540
You can't stand within three feet
without getting flaked on.
959
01:11:28,623 --> 01:11:32,377
And thirdly, and fourthly, yes,
he's a great guy and he cares about me,
960
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:35,422
but he had no sense of humour.
961
01:11:35,505 --> 01:11:38,424
And I'm in love with an even greater guy.
962
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:43,345
Well, then how come I don't have
any say in this thing?
963
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:45,472
You do. That's why...
964
01:11:48,642 --> 01:11:50,686
God, are you OK?
965
01:11:52,563 --> 01:11:56,817
- Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
- You should be sorry! This is an outrage!
966
01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:59,695
- I'll go get help.
- Are you OK, sweetie?
967
01:11:59,778 --> 01:12:01,030
Thank you very much.
968
01:12:01,071 --> 01:12:03,156
- I'm so embarrassed.
- Don't be.
969
01:12:03,281 --> 01:12:07,952
It's this flimsy-ass four-star restaurant.
970
01:12:08,036 --> 01:12:11,205
Just sit right here.
I'm gonna go talk to the manager, OK?
971
01:12:11,289 --> 01:12:13,374
I'll be right back.
972
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:17,545
Good night. Thank you.
973
01:12:18,796 --> 01:12:24,218
I'm not blaming you, but I need a chair. My
girlfriend's jinxed when it comes to furniture.
974
01:12:24,302 --> 01:12:26,887
I'm so sorry.
The waiter told me what happened.
975
01:12:26,970 --> 01:12:29,598
Just a sec. Mclntosh's.
976
01:12:33,185 --> 01:12:34,186
Hello?
977
01:12:34,269 --> 01:12:37,230
- Shallow Hal wants a gal.
- What?
978
01:12:37,314 --> 01:12:39,900
Shallow HaI wants a gaI.
979
01:12:39,983 --> 01:12:44,363
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I just saved your life, baby.
980
01:12:44,446 --> 01:12:46,949
- What?
- I've been looking for you all day.
981
01:12:47,032 --> 01:12:50,076
I'm at Mclntosh's with Rosemary.
Look, I got kind of a...
982
01:12:50,159 --> 01:12:53,537
- Are you looking right at her?
- No, I'm talking to the hostess.
983
01:12:53,621 --> 01:12:55,248
HaI, don't! HaI...
984
01:12:55,289 --> 01:12:58,960
- Look, I got a situation here. I'll call you later.
- Look away!
985
01:13:02,338 --> 01:13:06,008
- I was just talking to the hostess.
- Right. That would be me.
986
01:13:06,092 --> 01:13:08,469
No, no. It was the other hostess.
987
01:13:08,552 --> 01:13:11,513
Sir, I'm the only hostess in the restaurant.
988
01:13:12,639 --> 01:13:16,059
Let me apologise about the booth.
We are so sorry.
989
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:21,773
We've replaced your date's side with a new
chair, a strong one, and the meaI's on us.
990
01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:25,277
Oh, OK. Well... thank you.
991
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,988
You're welcome.
992
01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:45,087
Excuse me. Did you... did you move us?
993
01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:47,965
No. Second table on the right.
994
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:53,679
Well, then maybe you can explain to me
why that robust woman
995
01:13:53,762 --> 01:13:55,681
is eating my girlfriend's din...
996
01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:58,600
Hey! Now she's eating my clams casino!
997
01:14:00,893 --> 01:14:03,062
Sweetie, are you OK?
998
01:14:03,146 --> 01:14:05,398
Excuse me.
999
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:07,525
Mclntosh's. Tiffany.
1000
01:14:07,984 --> 01:14:10,069
Mm-hm. OK.
1001
01:14:33,508 --> 01:14:36,261
We're two friends walking. We're just walking.
1002
01:14:36,345 --> 01:14:39,056
And then Robbins confirmed
exactly what I thought.
1003
01:14:39,181 --> 01:14:42,684
- Which is?
- You weren't irresistible to women.
1004
01:14:42,768 --> 01:14:46,270
He hypnotised you so that
really ugly girls that you met from then on
1005
01:14:46,354 --> 01:14:49,065
- would, to you, look like supermodels.
- What?
1006
01:14:49,190 --> 01:14:53,653
If they had inner beauty or some baloney.
You could get any woman you desired
1007
01:14:53,736 --> 01:14:57,198
because you were suddenly
desiring the undesirable.
1008
01:14:57,281 --> 01:15:00,493
- You get it?
- No, not exactly.
1009
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:06,123
Let me put it this way. It's like
he gave you beer-goggle laser surgery.
1010
01:15:06,165 --> 01:15:08,833
Now wait a second. So what you're saying
1011
01:15:08,959 --> 01:15:13,380
is that all the pretty girls I've met lately
are not really pretty?
1012
01:15:13,463 --> 01:15:16,091
All right. Let's look at the facts.
1013
01:15:16,258 --> 01:15:19,469
They were funny, smart and nice.
1014
01:15:20,637 --> 01:15:25,433
Pretty girls are not funny!
And they're certainly not nice. Not to us.
1015
01:15:25,475 --> 01:15:29,604
When I found out what Robbins was doing,
I convinced him to take the trance away.
1016
01:15:29,646 --> 01:15:35,568
When I said "Shallow HaI wants a gaI",
you were cured.
1017
01:15:35,609 --> 01:15:39,446
You're out of your mind. Do you know that?
I'm going back to the restaurant.
1018
01:15:39,530 --> 01:15:42,658
- HaI. HaI, come on.
- Hey, HaI!
1019
01:15:44,410 --> 01:15:48,038
You never called me back.
What happened to you?
1020
01:15:48,122 --> 01:15:51,584
- Excuse me?
- Oh.
1021
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:53,877
I've got my hair back.
1022
01:15:53,961 --> 01:15:56,087
It's me - Katrina.
1023
01:15:57,589 --> 01:15:59,799
We shared the cab together.
1024
01:16:01,175 --> 01:16:06,014
I'm in town taking care of my grandma,
cos she's been sick, and...
1025
01:16:07,348 --> 01:16:10,268
Oh, wait a minute! I get it!
1026
01:16:11,311 --> 01:16:14,439
Nice try, Mauricio.
Where'd you find this one?
1027
01:16:17,317 --> 01:16:20,319
No, it's me - Katrina.
1028
01:16:20,402 --> 01:16:24,197
From Boston. The... the magicaI fruit?
1029
01:16:24,281 --> 01:16:27,993
Yes, I remember Katrina.
But the thing is, you're not Ka...
1030
01:16:32,205 --> 01:16:34,750
I never told you about K...
1031
01:16:36,209 --> 01:16:40,088
Katrina! How the heck are ya?
Give me some sugar.
1032
01:16:41,797 --> 01:16:44,926
I didn't recognise you. The hair and the...
1033
01:16:47,053 --> 01:16:52,475
You screwed me, man! I had a beautifuI,
caring, funny, intelligent woman,
1034
01:16:52,516 --> 01:16:54,977
and you made her disappear!
1035
01:16:55,061 --> 01:17:01,734
Oh, no, I didn't. I just made Rosemary appear.
There's a difference. It's called reality.
1036
01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:07,989
Hey, if you can see something and hear it
and smell it, what keeps it from being reaI?
1037
01:17:08,073 --> 01:17:10,325
Third-party perspective.
1038
01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:12,911
Other people agreeing that it's reaI.
1039
01:17:13,870 --> 01:17:18,541
OK, let me ask you a question.
Who's the all-time love of your life?
1040
01:17:20,168 --> 01:17:21,795
Wonder Woman.
1041
01:17:21,878 --> 01:17:25,548
OK. Let's say Wonder Woman
falls in love with you, right?
1042
01:17:25,632 --> 01:17:29,385
Would it bother you if the rest of the world
didn't find her attractive?
1043
01:17:29,468 --> 01:17:31,845
Not at all. Cos I know they'd be wrong.
1044
01:17:31,887 --> 01:17:35,474
That's what I had with Rosemary!
1045
01:17:35,516 --> 01:17:39,395
I saw a knockout!
I don't care what anybody else saw!
1046
01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:42,690
Jeez, I never thought about it that way.
1047
01:17:45,234 --> 01:17:51,406
- Hey, I guess I really did screw you, huh?
- What am I gonna do?
1048
01:17:51,531 --> 01:17:55,577
Hey, hey, don't panic.
We just get Tony Robbins back here,
1049
01:17:55,618 --> 01:17:58,788
he puts the Vulcan mind-meld on ya
and he puts you back under.
1050
01:17:58,913 --> 01:17:59,747
Good idea.
1051
01:17:59,872 --> 01:18:02,959
- In the meantime you just avoid Rosemary.
- Why?
1052
01:18:03,084 --> 01:18:07,964
Because if you see the reaI Rosemary,
hypnosis is not gonna help you.
1053
01:18:08,047 --> 01:18:11,050
You'll need the jaws of life
to get that image out of your head.
1054
01:18:19,057 --> 01:18:21,059
HaI, open up. It's me.
1055
01:18:26,773 --> 01:18:28,859
I hear you in there.
1056
01:18:30,527 --> 01:18:32,613
Just a sec, Rosemary.
1057
01:18:38,618 --> 01:18:42,163
What happened to you
at the restaurant?
1058
01:18:42,246 --> 01:18:45,625
I got something in my eye.
I had to run back here and flush it out.
1059
01:18:45,708 --> 01:18:49,253
Yeah, the hostess said
that you seemed a little cuckoo.
1060
01:18:49,337 --> 01:18:52,215
- So, come on, open up.
- I can't.
1061
01:18:52,298 --> 01:18:53,132
Uh...
1062
01:18:53,216 --> 01:18:55,051
- Let her in. We'll club her.
- No.
1063
01:18:55,218 --> 01:18:57,136
I'm, uh... I'm...
1064
01:18:57,220 --> 01:18:59,388
I'm very sick.
1065
01:18:59,472 --> 01:19:01,848
I've got, uh... um...
1066
01:19:01,932 --> 01:19:04,643
- CC!
- You have what?
1067
01:19:06,144 --> 01:19:08,563
Contagious conjunctivitis.
1068
01:19:10,607 --> 01:19:12,776
I'll take my chances. Now open up.
1069
01:19:14,694 --> 01:19:16,780
All right. In a minute.
1070
01:19:30,084 --> 01:19:32,253
I told you it was nasty.
1071
01:19:32,336 --> 01:19:36,131
Are you OK? Do you need
to go to the hospitaI?
1072
01:19:36,215 --> 01:19:39,343
Nah, nah. I got some drops. I'll be fine.
1073
01:19:41,804 --> 01:19:44,390
- My poor baby.
- Yeah.
1074
01:19:44,473 --> 01:19:48,059
Well, I should probably rack out.
This has taken a lot out of me.
1075
01:19:48,142 --> 01:19:50,228
OK.
1076
01:19:51,646 --> 01:19:54,732
Well, I'll call you in the morning
and see how you're doing.
1077
01:19:54,816 --> 01:19:57,527
Great, great. Bye-bye.
1078
01:20:02,657 --> 01:20:05,368
* Pop the cork, a champagne glass
1079
01:20:05,451 --> 01:20:08,329
* Raise to the future, drink to the past
1080
01:20:08,413 --> 01:20:10,914
* Thank the Lord for the friends he cast
1081
01:20:10,998 --> 01:20:13,792
* in the play he wrote for you
1082
01:20:13,876 --> 01:20:17,087
* And if you love the girl, man, light up a torch
1083
01:20:17,170 --> 01:20:20,090
* Blaze a trail to her front porch
1084
01:20:20,173 --> 01:20:22,509
* Kiss her till your lips are scorched
1085
01:20:22,593 --> 01:20:24,887
* Till the rain comes down on you
1086
01:20:26,013 --> 01:20:28,724
* Bless your sweet mistakes...
1087
01:20:30,517 --> 01:20:33,645
HaI, is everything all right with you?
1088
01:20:35,021 --> 01:20:37,523
Yeah. Yeah, it's topnotch, sir.
1089
01:20:38,316 --> 01:20:40,234
Why?
1090
01:20:40,318 --> 01:20:43,404
Well, it's just that Rosemary's been telling me
1091
01:20:43,446 --> 01:20:49,035
that she's having a bit of trouble getting you
on the telephone the last couple of days.
1092
01:20:49,118 --> 01:20:52,663
Now, I wouldn't be working you
too hard, would I?
1093
01:20:53,497 --> 01:20:56,500
No. I mean, I'm working hard,
1094
01:20:56,584 --> 01:21:00,128
but I guess I've just been
a little preoccupied with things.
1095
01:21:00,253 --> 01:21:04,591
But I'll make sure and touch base with her.
1096
01:21:06,176 --> 01:21:08,261
Right. Right.
1097
01:21:09,387 --> 01:21:11,431
OK, then.
1098
01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:21,941
I'm sorry. Apparently Tony Robbins is a lot
tougher to track down than I thought he'd be.
1099
01:21:22,024 --> 01:21:25,236
- I'll come through. I promise.
- I can't keep this up, man.
1100
01:21:25,402 --> 01:21:28,155
Calm down.
1101
01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:32,284
I don't know, Mauricio.
Maybe I should just see her.
1102
01:21:33,452 --> 01:21:35,955
I mean, I do have...
1103
01:21:38,082 --> 01:21:40,251
you know, the heart thing.
1104
01:21:40,334 --> 01:21:43,795
Maybe that's enough
to overcome her appearance.
1105
01:21:43,878 --> 01:21:46,464
It could be like in that movie -
The Crying Game.
1106
01:21:46,548 --> 01:21:49,050
When the guy fell in love
with a beautifuI woman?
1107
01:21:49,133 --> 01:21:53,680
And then when he found out it was a guy,
it didn't matter, cos he already loved her.
1108
01:21:53,763 --> 01:21:59,143
HaI, if a set of hairy boys was
your biggest hurdle here, I'd say go for it.
1109
01:22:10,654 --> 01:22:13,323
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
1110
01:22:13,407 --> 01:22:15,701
Hey, what's up, Rosemary?
1111
01:22:15,784 --> 01:22:18,745
- What happened yesterday?
- Hm?
1112
01:22:18,829 --> 01:22:22,749
Well, I stopped by your office to say hi,
but you just took off running.
1113
01:22:23,166 --> 01:22:25,627
- Oh, you're kidding.
- No.
1114
01:22:25,752 --> 01:22:29,506
- What were you doing?
- I was jogging.
1115
01:22:29,590 --> 01:22:34,635
- In your business suit?
- I had a sweat suit underneath.
1116
01:22:34,719 --> 01:22:36,762
Oh.
1117
01:22:38,389 --> 01:22:41,017
Is everything...?
1118
01:22:41,100 --> 01:22:43,895
What's going on, HaI?
1119
01:22:43,978 --> 01:22:46,397
Things haven't felt the same lately.
1120
01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:48,983
- No?
- No.
1121
01:22:50,651 --> 01:22:53,612
Hey, Rosemary, don't worry. Everything...
1122
01:22:54,905 --> 01:22:58,867
I'm just in a little funk right now,
and everything's gonna be fine.
1123
01:23:01,703 --> 01:23:04,414
Yeah. So, uh...
1124
01:23:04,497 --> 01:23:07,000
I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow?
1125
01:23:07,834 --> 01:23:08,627
Bye.
1126
01:23:10,337 --> 01:23:12,464
Bye.
1127
01:23:12,547 --> 01:23:16,551
* What happened to you?
1128
01:23:18,928 --> 01:23:22,806
* I can�t get to you
1129
01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:27,144
* Cos there's a wall in your heart
1130
01:23:27,186 --> 01:23:30,356
* That no one can get through
1131
01:23:30,522 --> 01:23:33,651
* And it�s cold and it's dark
1132
01:23:33,734 --> 01:23:36,779
* And you don�t have a clue
1133
01:23:36,862 --> 01:23:40,031
* But this wall, it will fall
1134
01:23:40,114 --> 01:23:42,242
* If it�s the last thing I do
1135
01:23:43,034 --> 01:23:45,537
* I'll get through
1136
01:23:48,373 --> 01:23:50,708
* This wall in your heart
1137
01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:55,171
- Who is it?
- HaI, is that you? It's Jill.
1138
01:23:55,255 --> 01:23:57,340
Comin'.
1139
01:23:58,466 --> 01:24:00,093
Hey, what's up?
1140
01:24:00,176 --> 01:24:03,554
Hey. My girlfriend just bailed on me,
1141
01:24:03,637 --> 01:24:07,474
and I was wondering if I could
take you out to dinner.
1142
01:24:07,558 --> 01:24:09,893
I'm sorry. Tonight's not good.
1143
01:24:10,018 --> 01:24:13,981
Don't be such a stiff.
There's some stuff I wanna talk to you about.
1144
01:24:14,064 --> 01:24:18,026
- No, really, I can't.
- Please? We'll go out just as friends.
1145
01:24:19,236 --> 01:24:21,905
Oh, come on. You gotta eat, don't you?
1146
01:24:23,532 --> 01:24:27,451
- Can I ask you something, Jill?
- Yeah.
1147
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,788
Why the sudden thaw?
1148
01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:34,917
Well, I've... I've been thinking a lot.
1149
01:24:36,752 --> 01:24:42,758
HaI, I... I made a mistake. I never
should have broken it off with you.
1150
01:24:42,842 --> 01:24:46,596
Well, you didn't really break it off.
We only had that one date.
1151
01:24:46,679 --> 01:24:51,308
Besides, you did the right thing. We didn't
have anything in common, remember?
1152
01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:54,936
But that was my fault.
I shut you out emotionally.
1153
01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:58,481
We could have had more things
in common if I'd wanted to.
1154
01:24:59,274 --> 01:25:02,068
- Mr Shanahan, how are you this evening?
- How am I?
1155
01:25:02,235 --> 01:25:05,989
Tonight I feeI like a thorn
amongst a bed of roses.
1156
01:25:06,072 --> 01:25:09,993
- Your table's ready. John'll seat you.
- Right this way, please.
1157
01:25:10,076 --> 01:25:14,580
- I'm just gonna go to the ladies' room.
- OK, Rosie. We'll be at the table.
1158
01:25:35,601 --> 01:25:40,438
Yeah. See, why did you shut me out
in the first place? I'm just curious.
1159
01:25:40,521 --> 01:25:45,401
Well, frankly,
I guess I... thought you were shallow.
1160
01:25:47,570 --> 01:25:48,530
Me?
1161
01:25:48,613 --> 01:25:54,577
Yeah. You struck me as this
kind of superficiaI... dickwad.
1162
01:25:54,661 --> 01:25:57,747
I don't know. What do you call it?
1163
01:25:58,414 --> 01:26:00,332
HaI, it's OK.
1164
01:26:00,415 --> 01:26:05,128
I've been watching you in the past few weeks.
I've seen the women you've been out with.
1165
01:26:05,212 --> 01:26:11,301
And now I know appearances
mean absolutely nothing to you.
1166
01:26:11,385 --> 01:26:15,264
If anything, you're pathologically unshallow.
1167
01:26:16,515 --> 01:26:18,767
- I don't know about that.
- It's true.
1168
01:26:20,561 --> 01:26:22,646
Listen, I have an idea.
1169
01:26:23,813 --> 01:26:26,482
Why don't we get all this food to go?
1170
01:26:26,524 --> 01:26:31,529
- Why?
- Because it'll taste a lot better in bed.
1171
01:26:39,328 --> 01:26:43,708
You know, there are
a few times in a guy's life -
1172
01:26:43,791 --> 01:26:46,918
and I mean two or three, tops -
1173
01:26:47,002 --> 01:26:50,338
when he comes to a crossroads,
and he's gotta decide.
1174
01:26:50,422 --> 01:26:55,594
If he goes one way, he can continue what he's
doing and be with any girI who will have him,
1175
01:26:55,677 --> 01:26:59,764
and if he goes the other way,
he gets to be with only one woman,
1176
01:26:59,848 --> 01:27:01,933
maybe for the rest of his life.
1177
01:27:02,767 --> 01:27:06,521
It seems like by taking the second road,
he's missing out on a lot.
1178
01:27:06,605 --> 01:27:09,899
But the truth is, he gets much more in return.
1179
01:27:09,982 --> 01:27:12,735
He gets to be happy.
Are you wearing panties?
1180
01:27:13,777 --> 01:27:16,280
God! What am I saying? No!
1181
01:27:16,822 --> 01:27:22,786
No, I'm sorry. Jill, this...
this isn't gonna happen. I, uh...
1182
01:27:25,289 --> 01:27:28,876
I think I'm gonna go down
that other road for once.
1183
01:27:39,427 --> 01:27:41,512
- Hi.
- Hello.
1184
01:28:06,578 --> 01:28:07,412
Hello?
1185
01:28:07,871 --> 01:28:11,291
Hey, hey, hey now. It's me, your love bunny.
1186
01:28:11,375 --> 01:28:14,920
I miss you and I wanna see you.
1187
01:28:15,003 --> 01:28:18,382
What's the matter? You sound upset.
1188
01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:21,175
What are you, some kind of psycho?
1189
01:28:25,888 --> 01:28:27,974
Hello? Rosie?
1190
01:28:36,774 --> 01:28:38,901
Just you leave me daughter alone.
1191
01:28:40,027 --> 01:28:43,530
- I don't understand.
- The jig is up, and she knows it.
1192
01:28:43,613 --> 01:28:47,075
Well, she hasn't returned my calls.
What's going on?
1193
01:28:47,158 --> 01:28:51,413
It's a little late to be worrying
about that now, don't you think?
1194
01:28:51,454 --> 01:28:55,667
Besides, she went and accepted
that Peace Corps assignment.
1195
01:28:59,170 --> 01:29:02,340
No offence, but I think
I have a right to hear this from her.
1196
01:29:02,424 --> 01:29:04,301
I'll give you your rights.
1197
01:29:04,384 --> 01:29:08,137
I'll give you your last rites,
you self-righteous little shit!
1198
01:29:09,513 --> 01:29:13,058
You know, I wanted to like you. I truly did.
1199
01:29:13,142 --> 01:29:18,522
And all of that malarkey that you gave me
that night at the house. I bought into it.
1200
01:29:18,981 --> 01:29:23,152
In spite of all me better instincts,
I took the hook.
1201
01:29:24,987 --> 01:29:28,908
I don't know.
Maybe I share in the blame of it all.
1202
01:29:28,949 --> 01:29:34,078
Maybe I just... I just wanted to believe
that there was still a decent guy out there.
1203
01:29:34,162 --> 01:29:36,873
A lad that would be right for me daughter.
1204
01:29:36,956 --> 01:29:40,418
- But, sir...
- Don't speak. Just you listen!
1205
01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:46,299
Now, thankfully, as it turns out,
there is a guy out there.
1206
01:29:46,382 --> 01:29:50,803
- His name is Ralph Owens.
- RaI... Pretty-boy Ralph?
1207
01:29:50,845 --> 01:29:54,097
Don't be a smart ass. Now you listen to me.
1208
01:29:54,223 --> 01:29:58,852
They're back together,
and me daughter has a chance to be happy.
1209
01:29:58,936 --> 01:30:02,189
And you, you'll be respectin' that.
1210
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:14,618
* Well, I dreamed I saw
the knights in armour coming
1211
01:30:14,701 --> 01:30:18,871
* Saying something about a queen
1212
01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:25,753
* There were peasants singin'
and drummers drummin'...
1213
01:30:25,836 --> 01:30:30,049
Excuse me. Could you tell me what floor
Rosemary Shanahan works on?
1214
01:30:30,132 --> 01:30:32,510
I think she's up in Pediatrics.
1215
01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:35,304
- Yeah. That's third floor.
- Thank you.
1216
01:30:45,146 --> 01:30:47,065
HaI, is that you?
1217
01:30:47,148 --> 01:30:49,442
Hey.
1218
01:30:49,526 --> 01:30:52,028
- What are you doing here?
- I, uh...
1219
01:30:53,363 --> 01:30:56,658
I, uh... came to see Rosemary.
1220
01:30:56,783 --> 01:30:57,784
Oh.
1221
01:30:57,868 --> 01:31:01,079
Well, she left early.
She seemed upset about something.
1222
01:31:02,746 --> 01:31:05,916
- Any idea where she went?
- You got me.
1223
01:31:07,167 --> 01:31:09,253
Hi, HaI.
1224
01:31:11,213 --> 01:31:13,299
Hi.
1225
01:31:13,716 --> 01:31:15,342
Um...
1226
01:31:15,426 --> 01:31:19,180
- How do you know my name?
- It's me - Cadence.
1227
01:31:36,779 --> 01:31:38,865
Oh, hi, Cadence.
1228
01:31:44,120 --> 01:31:45,747
How are you, beautifuI?
1229
01:31:45,830 --> 01:31:48,750
How come you haven't come back to see us?
1230
01:31:49,875 --> 01:31:51,168
Um...
1231
01:31:51,293 --> 01:31:55,797
Well, me and Rosemary have been
having some problems.
1232
01:31:55,839 --> 01:31:57,883
I, uh...
1233
01:31:57,925 --> 01:32:01,136
- I was really stupid.
- Oh.
1234
01:32:01,220 --> 01:32:05,599
Well, why don't you go buy her a present
and then maybe you can make up?
1235
01:32:44,010 --> 01:32:46,096
You were right.
1236
01:32:46,805 --> 01:32:49,224
Huh?
1237
01:32:49,307 --> 01:32:54,104
In the gym last week when you said
I was scared of women, you were right.
1238
01:32:56,773 --> 01:33:01,986
- Nah, I didn't mean that. I was just...
- No, come on, HaI. It's the truth.
1239
01:33:03,529 --> 01:33:05,823
I'm terrified of 'em.
1240
01:33:05,906 --> 01:33:10,661
I haven't been close to a woman...
my whole life.
1241
01:33:15,916 --> 01:33:18,002
I'm a coward, all right?
1242
01:33:27,802 --> 01:33:32,140
But why? I mean, look at you.
You're a mountain of a man.
1243
01:33:32,223 --> 01:33:38,855
You got more style than Mr Blackwell.
You're pulling in what - 28, 29 Gs a year?
1244
01:33:38,938 --> 01:33:41,858
- 29,500.
- You're the perfect catch!
1245
01:33:41,941 --> 01:33:44,819
I know, I know. It's crazy.
1246
01:33:45,777 --> 01:33:49,072
I just... have this thing.
1247
01:33:49,990 --> 01:33:53,118
- What thing?
- It's kind of a...
1248
01:33:54,912 --> 01:33:57,789
birth defect... thing.
1249
01:33:58,999 --> 01:34:01,835
Jeez, man. I didn't know.
1250
01:34:01,919 --> 01:34:04,421
- What is it?
- I have a taiI.
1251
01:34:06,131 --> 01:34:07,674
Huh?
1252
01:34:07,716 --> 01:34:10,635
- A taiI.
- What do you mean, like a story?
1253
01:34:10,718 --> 01:34:13,846
No, a taiI. It's like a waggy taiI.
1254
01:34:14,931 --> 01:34:17,600
My backbone is longer
than it's supposed to be.
1255
01:34:17,642 --> 01:34:21,979
It's like a genetic abnormality.
It's a vestigiaI taiI.
1256
01:34:22,063 --> 01:34:25,233
- You do not.
- Yeah, I do.
1257
01:34:25,316 --> 01:34:26,901
Get out!
1258
01:34:26,984 --> 01:34:31,906
If I can't even get my best friend to accept it,
how am I supposed to expect a woman to?
1259
01:34:31,989 --> 01:34:36,243
Wait a second. Are you for reaI?
Cos if you are, I gotta see this.
1260
01:34:36,326 --> 01:34:40,497
- No, you don't wanna see it.
- No, I don't wanna. I gotta.
1261
01:34:53,051 --> 01:34:56,971
- Good Lord!
- All right, you believe me now?
1262
01:34:57,888 --> 01:34:59,974
Oh, man. It really does wag.
1263
01:35:00,516 --> 01:35:03,644
Only when I'm nervous... or happy.
1264
01:35:05,604 --> 01:35:07,690
Wow.
1265
01:35:09,942 --> 01:35:14,238
Have you ever thought about,
you know, maybe getting it cut off?
1266
01:35:14,321 --> 01:35:19,075
Cut off? I don't know
why I never thought of that...
1267
01:35:19,117 --> 01:35:23,955
when I was getting pummelled in gym class
by a bunch of barking seniors!
1268
01:35:25,582 --> 01:35:28,710
- All right, calm down, calm down.
- God!
1269
01:35:31,838 --> 01:35:36,259
The damn thing is wrapped around an artery!
No doctor will touch it!
1270
01:35:36,342 --> 01:35:40,638
Well... it's not so bad.
1271
01:35:42,098 --> 01:35:45,934
I guarantee you there are some girls
who would think it was adorable.
1272
01:35:46,018 --> 01:35:48,770
Like a little puppy dog.
1273
01:35:48,854 --> 01:35:52,524
Really? You think it's like a puppy dog?
1274
01:35:52,649 --> 01:35:54,735
It's cute as a button.
1275
01:35:57,070 --> 01:36:00,616
- Do you wanna... pet the little fella?
- No!
1276
01:36:01,325 --> 01:36:04,244
But, you know, I'm not much of a dog person.
1277
01:36:08,498 --> 01:36:12,502
By the way, you're gonna need
a little sod on the fairway there.
1278
01:36:12,585 --> 01:36:15,087
Huh? What do you mean?
1279
01:36:16,964 --> 01:36:19,091
So, what are you doing right now?
1280
01:36:20,092 --> 01:36:23,888
- Nothing. Why?
- Can I get a lift? I gotta go see someone.
1281
01:36:24,430 --> 01:36:25,640
Yeah. Sure.
1282
01:36:25,723 --> 01:36:28,643
* Seems like longer than for ever, yeah
1283
01:36:28,725 --> 01:36:31,770
* My home is now a distant land
1284
01:36:31,853 --> 01:36:35,774
* If I had one wish, I wish you could be
1285
01:36:35,815 --> 01:36:38,735
* Back on that rock in the middle of the sea
1286
01:36:38,818 --> 01:36:42,572
* My heart is calling me to the islands
1287
01:36:42,697 --> 01:36:45,784
* My home is now a distant land
1288
01:36:45,867 --> 01:36:49,663
* If I had one wish, I wish I could be
1289
01:36:49,746 --> 01:36:52,122
* Back on that rock
1290
01:36:52,581 --> 01:36:55,543
Hey! Um... HaI, right?
1291
01:36:56,877 --> 01:36:59,630
- Have we met?
- It's me, Li'iBoy.
1292
01:37:01,799 --> 01:37:04,927
I met you up in the mountains with Ralph.
1293
01:37:04,969 --> 01:37:09,640
- Oh, yeah, Li'iBoy. How ya doing?
- Yeah.
1294
01:37:09,765 --> 01:37:13,352
- You look like you been working out.
- Nah.
1295
01:37:13,853 --> 01:37:16,479
So, do you know if Ralph is in the office?
1296
01:37:17,105 --> 01:37:19,023
Yeah. Ralph!
1297
01:37:22,110 --> 01:37:24,988
HaI! Hey, HaI.
1298
01:37:26,030 --> 01:37:28,658
Hey. How ya doin'?
1299
01:37:28,741 --> 01:37:33,329
I'm doing great. You're looking good.
So, what can I do you for?
1300
01:37:35,582 --> 01:37:39,543
- I came here to congratulate you.
- On...?
1301
01:37:40,085 --> 01:37:42,171
Look, um...
1302
01:37:43,005 --> 01:37:46,133
you got a great girI, and you deserve her.
1303
01:37:48,010 --> 01:37:53,432
More than me. And the truth is,
I'm happy for Rosemary.
1304
01:37:54,349 --> 01:37:58,770
But I want you to understand one thing.
You better be good to her, Ralph.
1305
01:37:58,854 --> 01:38:02,857
Ralph, if you ever mess up
and make her unhappy,
1306
01:38:02,982 --> 01:38:06,903
I'll be waiting in the wings,
and I'll pounce on you. Like a tiger!
1307
01:38:06,986 --> 01:38:11,866
Like a tiger on a deer,
with a cloven hoof and with a broken arm!
1308
01:38:11,949 --> 01:38:14,744
Whoa, whoa, whoa, HaI.
What are you talking about?
1309
01:38:14,827 --> 01:38:17,330
You're back together. Let's not play games.
1310
01:38:17,413 --> 01:38:20,708
- Rosemary and I aren't back together.
- You're not?
1311
01:38:21,709 --> 01:38:27,339
Let's put it this way. Her parents are throwing
a going-away party for her as we speak.
1312
01:38:27,380 --> 01:38:29,925
I wasn't even invited.
1313
01:38:38,642 --> 01:38:42,938
* We are building a religion,
we are building it bigger
1314
01:38:42,979 --> 01:38:47,275
* We are widening the corridors
and adding more lanes...
1315
01:38:47,359 --> 01:38:50,152
- This seems crazy.
- Yeah. That's cos it is.
1316
01:38:50,236 --> 01:38:53,155
- But crazy's all you got.
- Amen to that.
1317
01:38:55,991 --> 01:38:58,077
Good luck, HaI.
1318
01:39:12,340 --> 01:39:17,387
Well, I could use a drink. What do you say
we slide around the side here?
1319
01:39:17,512 --> 01:39:19,973
Yeah, we'll blend in.
1320
01:39:21,182 --> 01:39:22,475
Yeah.
1321
01:39:25,353 --> 01:39:27,438
Hello?
1322
01:39:31,776 --> 01:39:33,903
- Rosie?
- Excuse me. What are you...?
1323
01:39:33,987 --> 01:39:35,946
Shh.
1324
01:39:36,029 --> 01:39:39,992
I love you. I'm not going anywhere
untiI you hear me out.
1325
01:39:56,300 --> 01:39:58,384
What are you doing?
1326
01:40:01,179 --> 01:40:03,973
- Who are you?
- Who am...?
1327
01:40:04,056 --> 01:40:07,685
HaI, are you drunk? It's me, Mrs Shanahan.
1328
01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:13,191
I have some things to say to your daughter.
I'm not leaving here untiI I do.
1329
01:40:13,316 --> 01:40:18,362
OK. But could you release Helga
so she can get back to work?
1330
01:40:35,879 --> 01:40:38,757
Get ready, Li'iBoy. It's showtime.
1331
01:40:43,011 --> 01:40:46,138
Well, HaI, now's your chance.
1332
01:41:18,294 --> 01:41:20,672
What are you doing here?
1333
01:41:20,755 --> 01:41:24,509
Oh, my God. You're beautifuI.
1334
01:41:26,052 --> 01:41:29,138
You have no right to be here.
1335
01:41:31,182 --> 01:41:34,476
- HaI, come on. This isn't working out.
- I'm OK.
1336
01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:37,062
What the hell are you doing here?!
1337
01:41:39,523 --> 01:41:42,901
- I'm having a word with your daughter.
- It better be "goodbye"!
1338
01:41:42,985 --> 01:41:45,696
- You've got her all up...
- Steve! Shut up.
1339
01:41:52,578 --> 01:41:55,496
Rosemary, I am so sorry that I hurt you.
1340
01:41:56,497 --> 01:41:59,333
I've been... really dumb.
1341
01:41:59,417 --> 01:42:03,588
I'm immature, I'm unthoughtfuI,
I'm a friggin' idiot.
1342
01:42:06,966 --> 01:42:11,762
But I love you.
You're the only girI I've ever loved.
1343
01:42:14,140 --> 01:42:18,810
And I just didn't want you to go away
without knowing that.
1344
01:42:26,318 --> 01:42:29,654
You really hurt me.
1345
01:42:29,738 --> 01:42:36,578
I know. But if you'll let me, I wanna spend
the rest of my life making it up to you.
1346
01:42:41,916 --> 01:42:44,210
Well, your timing is terrible.
1347
01:42:44,293 --> 01:42:49,298
I mean, I'm leaving for Kiribati
tonight for 14 months.
1348
01:42:53,260 --> 01:42:56,805
I'm sorry, Rosemary.
I just can't wait that long.
1349
01:42:59,183 --> 01:43:01,268
I understand.
1350
01:43:03,103 --> 01:43:06,022
Which is why I'm going with you.
1351
01:43:11,236 --> 01:43:13,404
What?
1352
01:43:13,488 --> 01:43:18,952
It's true, Rosie. Big Kahuna here just swore
him into the Corps about a half-hour ago.
1353
01:43:19,035 --> 01:43:21,120
That's right. He's officiaI.
1354
01:43:24,290 --> 01:43:26,668
Are you sure that's what you wanna do?
1355
01:43:29,378 --> 01:43:32,130
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
1356
01:43:34,007 --> 01:43:39,263
* It could never explain your heart
1357
01:43:39,721 --> 01:43:45,102
* And the touch of my lips
1358
01:43:45,602 --> 01:43:50,941
* It could never tell you my thoughts
1359
01:43:51,024 --> 01:43:55,236
* And you want me to change
1360
01:43:56,737 --> 01:44:00,116
* I can�t get used to
1361
01:44:00,199 --> 01:44:02,618
* All you want me to be
1362
01:44:03,327 --> 01:44:07,039
* I just can�t pretend
1363
01:44:08,666 --> 01:44:12,086
* To be anyone else
1364
01:44:12,170 --> 01:44:13,713
* Cos it's not really me
1365
01:44:13,796 --> 01:44:19,092
* This is my world, this is who lam
1366
01:44:19,176 --> 01:44:23,388
* I'm not gonna give up myself
1367
01:44:23,472 --> 01:44:25,515
* To make your life better
1368
01:44:25,599 --> 01:44:30,520
* She said this is how it is
1369
01:44:30,604 --> 01:44:33,440
* I got my own life to live
1370
01:44:33,523 --> 01:44:35,567
* And you can either accept me
1371
01:44:35,650 --> 01:44:42,031
* Or, baby, if it�s love that we share...
1372
01:44:43,324 --> 01:44:45,618
- Here's your bag, Rosemary.
- Thank you.
1373
01:44:45,701 --> 01:44:48,120
- Congratulations, HaI.
- Thank you.
1374
01:44:48,204 --> 01:44:49,622
- Rosemary.
- Bye.
1375
01:44:49,705 --> 01:44:54,084
Just keep it right there at the airport.
I'll pick it up later. Congrats.
1376
01:44:54,168 --> 01:44:56,670
- We love you, Rosie.
- I love you, Mom.
1377
01:44:57,880 --> 01:45:01,466
And, Rosemary, you'd better
be looking after me lad.
1378
01:45:01,549 --> 01:45:03,635
I will.
1379
01:45:05,512 --> 01:45:06,930
Later, dudes!
1380
01:45:10,725 --> 01:45:15,563
* Oh, but love grows
where my Rosemary goes
1381
01:45:15,647 --> 01:45:18,066
* And nobody knows like me
1382
01:45:18,149 --> 01:45:20,735
Say bye-bye. Bye-bye.
1383
01:45:28,283 --> 01:45:31,370
You... you like puppy dogs, do ya?
1384
01:45:31,453 --> 01:45:33,956
Anything to do with dogs, I melt.
1385
01:45:36,250 --> 01:45:39,419
Why don't we go around back,
get a little drink?
1386
01:45:39,503 --> 01:45:42,005
- Sure.
- Yeah? Come on, big fella.
1387
01:45:43,006 --> 01:45:46,760
* It's a feelin' that's fiine,
and I just gotta say, hey
1388
01:45:48,886 --> 01:45:51,681
* She's really got a magical spell
1389
01:45:51,764 --> 01:45:55,226
* And it�s working' so well that I can�t getaway
1390
01:45:57,770 --> 01:46:02,066
* I'm a lucky fell a and I just gotta tell her
1391
01:46:02,150 --> 01:46:05,403
* That love her endlessly
1392
01:46:05,486 --> 01:46:10,533
* Because love grows
where my Rosemary goes
1393
01:46:10,616 --> 01:46:17,372
* And nobody knows like me
1394
01:46:26,465 --> 01:46:29,384
* There's something
about her hand holdin' mine
1395
01:46:29,468 --> 01:46:35,097
* It's a feelin' that's fiine,
and I just gotta say, hey
1396
01:46:35,181 --> 01:46:38,017
* She's really gotta magical spell
1397
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:44,732
* And it�s workin' so well that I can�t getaway
1398
01:46:46,233 --> 01:46:50,404
* I'm a lucky fell a and I just gotta tell her
1399
01:46:50,488 --> 01:46:53,949
* That love her endlessly
1400
01:46:54,033 --> 01:46:59,120
* Because love grows
where my Rosemary goes
1401
01:46:59,204 --> 01:47:06,753
* And nobody knows like me
1402
01:47:13,051 --> 01:47:16,805
* It is true, everything she's been through
1403
01:47:16,888 --> 01:47:21,517
* And nobody knows like me
1404
01:47:22,392 --> 01:47:25,771
* If you met her you'd never forget her
1405
01:47:25,854 --> 01:47:29,775
* And nobody knows like me
1406
01:47:40,494 --> 01:47:44,664
* We are building a religion,
we are building it bigger
1407
01:47:44,747 --> 01:47:48,292
* We are widening the corridors
and adding more lanes
1408
01:47:48,376 --> 01:47:52,672
* We are building a religion, a limited edition
1409
01:47:52,755 --> 01:47:56,592
* We are now accepting callers
for these pendant key chains
1410
01:47:56,676 --> 01:48:00,638
* To resist it is useless,
it is useless to resist it
1411
01:48:00,721 --> 01:48:04,433
* His cigarette is burning
but he never seems to ash
1412
01:48:04,517 --> 01:48:08,603
* He is grooming his poodle,
he is living comfort eagle
1413
01:48:08,687 --> 01:48:12,232
* You can meet at his location
but you better come with cash
1414
01:48:12,315 --> 01:48:16,528
* Now his hat is on backwards,
he can show you his tattoos
1415
01:48:16,611 --> 01:48:20,115
* He is in the music business,
he is calling you "Dude!"
1416
01:48:20,198 --> 01:48:24,411
* Now today is tomorrow,
and tomorrow today
1417
01:48:24,494 --> 01:48:28,165
* And yesterday is weaving
in and out, out, out
1418
01:48:28,248 --> 01:48:32,251
* And the fluffy white lines
that the airplane leaves behind
1419
01:48:32,334 --> 01:48:36,172
* Are drifting right in front
of the waning of the moon
1420
01:48:36,255 --> 01:48:40,301
* He is handling the money,
he's serving the food
1421
01:48:40,384 --> 01:48:43,846
* He knows about your party,
he is calling you "Dude!"
1422
01:48:43,971 --> 01:48:48,309
* Now do you believe in the one big sign?
1423
01:48:48,392 --> 01:48:51,812
* The doublewide shine
on the boot heels of your prime
1424
01:48:51,896 --> 01:48:55,815
* Doesn't matter if you're skinny,
doesn't matter if you're fat
1425
01:48:55,899 --> 01:48:59,819
* You can dress up like a sultan
in your onion-headhat
1426
01:48:59,903 --> 01:49:04,073
* We are building a religion,
we are making a brand
1427
01:49:04,157 --> 01:49:07,702
* We're the only ones to turn to
when your castles turn to sand
1428
01:49:07,785 --> 01:49:11,623
* Take a bite of this apple,
Mr Corporate Events
1429
01:49:11,706 --> 01:49:15,627
* Take a walk through the jungle
of card board shanties and tents
1430
01:49:15,710 --> 01:49:19,546
* Some people drink Pepsi,
some people drink Coke
1431
01:49:19,630 --> 01:49:23,467
* The wacky morning DJ
says democracy's a joke
1432
01:49:23,550 --> 01:49:27,971
* He says "Now do you believe
in the one big song?"
1433
01:49:28,055 --> 01:49:31,391
* He's now accepting callers
who would like to sing along
1434
01:49:31,475 --> 01:49:35,479
* He says "Do you believe
in the one true edge
1435
01:49:35,562 --> 01:49:39,399
* By fastening your safety belts
and stepping towards the ledge?"
1436
01:49:39,483 --> 01:49:43,361
* He is handling the money,
he is serving the food
1437
01:49:43,444 --> 01:49:47,824
* He is now accepting callers,
he is calling me "Dude!"
1438
01:49:47,907 --> 01:49:51,702
* Do you believe in the one big sign?
1439
01:49:51,786 --> 01:49:55,248
* The doublewide shine
on the boot heels of your prime
1440
01:49:55,331 --> 01:49:59,335
* There's no need to ask directions
if you ever lose your mind
1441
01:49:59,418 --> 01:50:03,172
* We're behind you, we're behind you,
and let us please remind you
1442
01:50:03,256 --> 01:50:07,384
* We can send a car to find you
if you ever lose your way
1443
01:50:40,791 --> 01:50:44,336
* I think of you
1444
01:50:48,174 --> 01:50:50,633
* Wherever you may go
1445
01:50:52,677 --> 01:50:57,682
* I know that you are only one dream away
1446
01:50:57,765 --> 01:51:02,645
* So don�t give up, baby
1447
01:51:02,729 --> 01:51:05,815
* Don�t give in
1448
01:51:06,941 --> 01:51:13,239
* If we try, we can begin again
1449
01:51:15,616 --> 01:51:18,660
* I know what we've been through
1450
01:51:19,870 --> 01:51:24,291
* But I still think of you
1451
01:51:42,058 --> 01:51:45,186
* I think of you
1452
01:51:49,315 --> 01:51:51,400
* Whenever I get down
1453
01:51:53,736 --> 01:51:56,823
* Whenever I get weary
1454
01:51:59,242 --> 01:52:02,744
* I think of you
1455
01:52:06,873 --> 01:52:08,959
* When you're not around
1456
01:52:11,128 --> 01:52:16,174
* I wonder if you hear me call out your name
1457
01:52:16,258 --> 01:52:20,887
* So don�t give up, baby
1458
01:52:20,971 --> 01:52:23,889
* Don�t give in
1459
01:52:25,391 --> 01:52:31,814
* If we try, we can begin again
1460
01:52:33,983 --> 01:52:37,194
* I know what we've been through
1461
01:52:38,446 --> 01:52:42,408
* But I still think of you
1462
01:53:00,425 --> 01:53:03,136
* I think of you
1463
01:53:08,183 --> 01:53:10,268
* Whenever I get down
1464
01:53:12,186 --> 01:53:14,688
* Whenever I get weary
1465
01:53:17,941 --> 01:53:20,694
* I think of you
1466
01:53:22,029 --> 01:53:26,825
Hey, kid. How 'bout these Rossi boots?
Do they fit like a glove or what?
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