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Magic.
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It has been a part
of my son's life
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for as long as I can remember.
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I swear, he just could never
get enough of that stuff.
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He was always setting
shit on fire,
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cutting things in half.
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When he was ten, he had
my tired ass driving him
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to every novelty shop
and garage sale
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to find whatever
little thingamajig
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that he could use for a trick.
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He even had me buy him
a damn rabbit.
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Where I come from, we eat them.
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Can anyone say rabbit stew?
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When he was 15,
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he decided
to become a magician.
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'Cause there's only two things
in life he's crazy about.
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One is magic and
the other, Robin.
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Presto!
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Stop messing around, Merlin.
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I'm not messing around.
I'm stuck.
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Can you help me out, please?
The key's beside Poof.
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Just here, over there.
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Why do trick handcuffs
need a key?
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Ouch! Okay, okay,
I got it. Okay.
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You better figure it out.
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You don't want to blow it
in the show.
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I'm so not ready for this.
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Don't say that.
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You've wanted this
since we were kids.
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You always said one day
you'd performed in Vegas.
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Okay. Let's see.
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Am I ready for this?
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I guess you're right.
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This really never does lie.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Let me check.
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Will Robin marry Merlin one day?
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Okay, no, no. Okay, I doubt
that that will happen now
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because you're literally
going away to college.
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Julliard is not just college.
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If I'm going to be a dancer,
it's where I need to be.
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The only time I'll see you
is what?
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Holidays and summer breaks.
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You'll forget about me.
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You just... You just...
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You just...
You put your lips on my...
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Why'd you do that?
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I could never forget you, Merlin.
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Now you got something good
to think about.
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And try not to lose
that key again.
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Wait. You got...
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You got something on your...
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on your...
on your...
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How did you do that?
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Hope you're ready, Merlin.
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Time to go.
- That's my mom! Go!
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You gotta hide.
You know how she is.
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She's crazy.
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Whatchu doing, Son?
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Lord, I hope you ain't in there
jerking your johnson.
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No!
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Come on. We'll be late.
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We got... I don't
want to be late.
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What?
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What is that?
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Robin, is that you
on your knees over there?
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Get up!
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Hi...
Yes, ma'am.
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Your little narrow ass hiding
behind the bed. What the hell?
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How did you know?
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'Cause it smells like
Now and Laters
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and ProStyle in here.
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Smell like hood rat pudding.
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I mean, we weren't doing
nothing. I swear.
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Oh, honey, I know.
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He wouldn't know what to do
with a girl anyways,
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unless she was in a catalog.
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Victoria may have its secrets,
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but Merlin, he ain't got none.
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- Mom!
- Now, look, we got to go.
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- Okay.
- I don't want to be late.
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Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
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What's that she said
about jerking?
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Get your little
fresh ass out of my house!
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You gotta go.
You gotta go.
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See,
everywhere Merlin went,
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Robin went too.
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They were ride or die
from day one.
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So when my son decided
to enter the talent show,
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there was no doubt who
his assistant would be.
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Just try to relax, Merlin.
Nothing to worry about.
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Except the routine.
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- Routine. The routine.
- Yeah.
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The routine...
The routine!
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Oh, I forgot my extra boxers
for the endless ribbon trick.
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And that's a whole punch line.
- Okay. Wait. Wait.
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How about you just use
the ones that you have on?
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No one will be able
to tell the difference.
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- You really don't think so?
- No.
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You're all set.
And you guys are going on last
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because you had
the best audition.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Best audition?
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Must be talking about us, right?
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Ghetto Gangstas in da house!
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We ain't just rappers.
We gangstas!
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Alright, we about that life.
We come from the streets.
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The streets of Beverly Hills.
That's what it must be.
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Because there's no ghetto
gangsters here honestly.
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You guys are straight
out of the cul-de-sac.
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Wait a second.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's definitely Armani.
- Is that Armani?
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Yeah, my dad has the same... yes.
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Ah, y'all got tricks!
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Man, we oughta smoke
this fake-ass clown!
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I'm not a clown.
Okay, I'm a magician.
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And you ain't smoking nobody, honey.
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Oh, whatchu gonna do
about it, old lady?
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Pour some hot coffee on me?
Bitch, please.
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Oh!
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Oh well, since you asked nicely.
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Sit your ass down somewhere!
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Talking to me crazy like that.
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Y'all, come on. Go on.
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Look here, baby.
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You forget about them dumbasses, okay?
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You either go big
or you go home, Merlin.
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Got that?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Go knock them out.
- I got you.
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All right.
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Y'all thirsty?
Hmm?
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You obviously like
your coffee black.
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Behold, just an ordinary
deck of cards.
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Now, watch closely,
very intently.
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That's my baby.
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This is gonna be
the most remarkable thing
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you've ever seen
in your entire life.
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Now, I can make them turn
into something
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that's kind of big, like that.
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Whoa!
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There's no way he's gonna win.
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And with Robin
by his side on that stage,
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he finally found his passion.
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Oh! Oh my God!
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I was so proud of him,
I damn near pissed myself.
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Okay, I did, but I had an extra
pair of panties in my purse.
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Anyway, he had everyone inside
that gym feeling the magic,
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except for a few stupid
ass haters.
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For my last trick, I will be
escaping these handcuffs here
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before this candle
burns this rope
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and drops this water balloon
over my amazing assistant.
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As you guys can see,
she is a black woman
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who just got her hair done.
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So if I screw this up,
I'm screwed.
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Alrighty, let's get this show
on the road.
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And... we're lit.
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Can you guys actually help me
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get this on?
- Yeah.
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Give it up for
the Ghetto Gangsters.
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They from the streets.
They know what's going on.
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They know about some handcuffs.
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It's on there, right?
It's on there.
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Oh, it's on there.
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So I know what y'all thinking.
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These are impossible
to get out of.
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I guarantee, he ain't
getting out of that.
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But that is why they call me
the Amazing Merlin!
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And, oh, presto!
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Presto! Prest...
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Presto.
- Merlin!
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Them fools
was so salty
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about losing to a magician,
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they decided to let
the rabbit out of the hat.
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Except for my son,
it was more like a snake.
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It's a good thing
Robin had her blindfold on
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because some tricks
ain't for kids.
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Oh, Lord have mercy!
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That boy is blessed!
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- Merlin!
- What do you want, Robin?
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- What's going on?
- I have a situation.
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I literally have a situation.
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Y'all stop!
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Oh my God!
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That's a freak show, man.
Not a magic show.
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It's a clown.
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I told you, I am not a clown!
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Really? You need
to tell your face!
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Very funny, little girl.
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But I can assure you all,
I am not a clown.
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I'm a magician. Now watch.
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You see this ball here?
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Alright, so I'm gonna put it
in this hand.
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Where'd it go?
Where did the ball go?
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Yeah, yeah, thank you!
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It's in the other hand, dummy!
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Now, shut up and
make a balloon animal.
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A orangutan basically
snuck me.
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Do you guys know about
me and orangutan?
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No? Baby, you ever talk
about me and orangutan?
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Turn her on.
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Haha, stupid clown.
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Stupid?
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Why would you...
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So, when he get me
in the chokehold,
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I can't breathe.
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I basically took
the orangutan here, right?
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Dropped down this left leg.
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Right? I drop it down.
Took that like that.
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When I dropped to here,
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I pivoted.
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Orangutan on his back.
I showed him mercy.
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Orangutan obviously
didn't want no more.
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You guys do know I'm...
What is it?
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Second degree black belt, baby?
Second degree.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Hey, man.
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Get yo ass down!
Get down off of that, man!
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What are you doing?
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- The wig is...
- I don't want to hear it.
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Tell me, who did I hire?
'Cause you must be confused.
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Did I hire Trixie the Clown
or Dixie the Clown?
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'Cause right now you got
your dick all on display.
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I'm not actually a clown.
I'm a magician.
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Okay. Let me try to find
some give a fuck.
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'Cause I don't care.
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I don't care what you are
or who you are.
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All this flipping and flopping
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and your goddamn elephant trunk acting.
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You can't do that here, man.
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If I wanted my daughter
to see that,
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I'll take her to the zoo.
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But instead she got
to look at this now.
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Now I turn around, she crying.
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Now you got my sweet daughter crying.
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She's actually not that sweet.
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What? Boy...
237
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If I take off this watch,
you gonna know it's time.
238
00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,592
Time to whoop your ass.
Is that what you want?
239
00:09:53,592 --> 00:09:55,594
- No, I don't...
- You want it off?
240
00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:56,943
Alright, brother,
I really apologize.
241
00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:58,292
But I mean,
you know how it is.
242
00:09:58,292 --> 00:09:59,729
I mean,
it's not a big deal, right?
243
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,601
We all got one. Right?
244
00:10:02,601 --> 00:10:03,863
That's your shot at me?
245
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:05,648
Hmm?
246
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,214
That's a shot at me and
my personal situation?
247
00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:11,392
We don't all have one, brother.
Some of us got skipped.
248
00:10:11,392 --> 00:10:14,961
Me, my dad, Earl, Rob.
249
00:10:14,961 --> 00:10:16,223
None of us have it.
250
00:10:16,223 --> 00:10:18,095
If I had one, you think
I'd be in his house?
251
00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:19,923
You think I spent this type
of money on a house
252
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,707
for my goddamn wife?
A Tesla?
253
00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,057
If I had a dick that big,
you think I'd have to do this?
254
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,755
I'm obviously overcompensating.
255
00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,408
So this little thing that
you're talking about,
256
00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:28,366
that you bragging about,
257
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,368
it's something that you have.
258
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,979
With that being said,
you're done. You're done.
259
00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:35,155
Get your ass up out of here.
- I really need this gig.
260
00:10:35,155 --> 00:10:37,984
I said get up out of here!
Now! It's coming off.
261
00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,683
Get your dick dragging ass
up out of here.
262
00:10:41,422 --> 00:10:42,902
Honey, if you don't pick
your eyes up,
263
00:10:42,902 --> 00:10:44,643
I'll put them down.
God damn!
264
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,340
I'm done with this.
265
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:47,602
Time to hang up
my bag of tricks.
266
00:10:47,602 --> 00:10:49,909
What? You can't quit.
267
00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:52,303
I thought you were gonna
take the act to Vegas.
268
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,740
Does it look like
I'm ready for Vegas?
269
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,133
Look at me, man.
270
00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:59,179
God, it's just time
to give up on the dream.
271
00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,356
Bubbles, FX, do you mind?
Like I'm serious. Okay?
272
00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:04,619
Ever since I was a kid, there's
only one thing in this world
273
00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:06,012
I love more than magic.
274
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,623
And her plane is landing
right now.
275
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,759
So I'm gonna go clean up
276
00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,413
and I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.
277
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,763
Alright. Alright.
278
00:11:17,763 --> 00:11:21,027
Ladies and gentlemen, sounds
like we got true love here.
279
00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:23,377
Alright. Alright.
280
00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:26,816
Let's get Trixie
to go see his girl!
281
00:11:29,035 --> 00:11:31,472
Go on. Pick all this stuff up.
Close the door. Let's go.
282
00:11:31,472 --> 00:11:33,605
So Merlin was ready
to give up one passion
283
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,476
to chase after another one.
284
00:11:35,476 --> 00:11:37,217
And after not seeing Robin
in years,
285
00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:39,654
he finally planned
to speak his truth.
286
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,352
Funny thing about plans.
287
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,397
They don't always go
as planned.
288
00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:46,226
Just like I never planned
on being pregnant at 23,
289
00:11:46,226 --> 00:11:48,141
but I'm allergic
to condoms, y'all.
290
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,753
Okay. I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna change.
291
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,145
Okay. Alright. Alright.
292
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,407
I'll be right back.
293
00:11:53,407 --> 00:11:54,887
I just gotta get something
out of the car.
294
00:11:54,887 --> 00:11:57,324
- Robin?
- Merlin?
295
00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:58,369
Is that you?
296
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,066
Do you still believe
in magic?
297
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,112
Oh my God!
298
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,027
Oh my God! I was trying
to surprise you,
299
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,463
but you beat me here!
300
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,812
I was going to change but, yo,
301
00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,031
I got something big to tell you.
302
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,816
Well, I have
a big surprise too.
303
00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,470
What's up, babe? Oh.
304
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,427
Oh.
305
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:14,907
Who's this clown?
306
00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:17,301
Don't let the clown makeup
fool you.
307
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,216
I'm a serious magician.
Not a clown.
308
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,348
You having trouble
over there, Trix?
309
00:12:24,264 --> 00:12:25,570
Um...
310
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,920
I don't know them.
- Oh. Yeah.
311
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,661
Anyways, I'm a Merlin.
312
00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,315
Grew up with Robin.
313
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,273
She'd been my girl
since back in the day.
314
00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:35,972
Oh, well, I'm Blaze.
315
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,843
And while you were
at circus school,
316
00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:42,369
Robin got a new boyfriend.
So she's kind of my girl now.
317
00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:44,023
Surprise!
318
00:12:44,023 --> 00:12:45,068
Hold still.
319
00:12:49,855 --> 00:12:51,683
Can I get everybody's
attention?
320
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,425
Thank you everyone so much
for coming out to see me
321
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,730
and meet Blaze.
322
00:12:56,383 --> 00:12:59,473
Though some of you know him
already from his viral videos.
323
00:12:59,473 --> 00:13:02,607
"You just got blazed!"
324
00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,479
And now I can finally
share the secret
325
00:13:05,479 --> 00:13:07,525
of why I've come back to LA.
326
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,093
I'm a mentor dancer
on Hollywood and Grind.
327
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,575
We're so excited. It's a black
Dancing with the Stars.
328
00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:16,969
And Blaze is my celebrity
dance partner.
329
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,277
Please, everybody
go vote for us.
330
00:13:21,974 --> 00:13:23,976
Hi, Verna. How are you?
- Excuse me?
331
00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:25,151
- Miss Owen.
- Thank you.
332
00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:26,718
Hope you're doing great.
333
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,895
You still smell like Now and
Laters and ProStyle, huh?
334
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,245
Hey, girl!
335
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,769
- Hey!
- Wow, he looks amazing.
336
00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:37,598
See, I told you
everyone would love him.
337
00:13:37,598 --> 00:13:39,078
You really hit the jackpot.
338
00:13:39,078 --> 00:13:43,126
First with the great job
and then the hot boyfriend.
339
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,650
Yeah, all 'cause my friend
took me to her audition.
340
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,217
- Yeah.
- I still can't believe this.
341
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,001
Yeah, you and me both. Yeah.
342
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,874
Remind me why I did that again?
It was crazy.
343
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,049
You know I'm just
playing with you.
344
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:58,010
Anyway, he's really
fine and funny.
345
00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:59,577
And making bank.
346
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,926
Who wouldn't love that?
347
00:14:00,926 --> 00:14:02,275
Well...
348
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,538
I can think of one person.
349
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:07,193
That old Humpty Dumpty
over there?
350
00:14:07,193 --> 00:14:10,588
Okay, forget the nerdy neighbor
and go dance with your star.
351
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,156
Okay, because if you don't,
I will.
352
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,420
Okay. I'm gonna go talk
to Merlin.
353
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,551
Yeah. Okay.
354
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,293
Hey, everybody. Y'all okay?
355
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,208
Hey!
- Hey!
356
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,950
Oh my God,
what a wonderful surprise!
357
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,692
Sorry, I didn't tell you
about the show, Merlin.
358
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,824
But they wanted me
to keep it a secret.
359
00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:31,696
You know, spending all
that time with Blaze,
360
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,480
rehearsing and dancing closely,
361
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,527
sometimes stuff
just sort of happens.
362
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,138
Yeah, I just don't get
what you see in him.
363
00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:41,184
All his jokes are put downs
and insults.
364
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,837
I've seen his videos.
365
00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:44,578
- That's just an act.
- Really?
366
00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:46,450
Well, he's not that good
an actor.
367
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,234
Wow.
368
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,934
Alright. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that, okay?
369
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:55,241
And I never even told you that
I was proud of you for the show.
370
00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,808
That's so amazing. Like...
371
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,984
I couldn't imagine dancing
in front of all those folks.
372
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,290
You never know.
373
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:02,683
Yo, look who it is!
374
00:15:02,683 --> 00:15:03,858
It's the magic man.
375
00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:04,990
It's magic. He's goofy.
376
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,079
Hey. Doesn't he look goofy?
377
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:09,081
I bet you when you take the
rabbit out your hat,
378
00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,300
the rabbit's like,
"Put me back in!"
379
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,823
- Stop. Blaze.
- I'm just clowning.
380
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,564
Nah, I'm gonna stop.
I'm not gonna clown you anymore
381
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,261
because you already clowned yourself.
382
00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:16,654
Guys, look at this picture.
- Stop!
383
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,525
- Do you see it?
- Stop.
384
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:19,962
Blaze. Blaze. Stop.
385
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,093
Okay.
386
00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:23,008
Merlin is so much
more than that.
387
00:15:23,008 --> 00:15:25,010
What was that big news you were
gonna tell me out front?
388
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:26,620
Yeah, yeah, drop that scoop, Brodini.
389
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,231
I'm going to Vegas
for a magic gig.
390
00:15:28,622 --> 00:15:30,581
Las Vegas?
391
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,104
Merlin, that's terrific!
392
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:34,237
Oh my God,
this is so unbelievable!
393
00:15:34,628 --> 00:15:36,108
So much to celebrate.
- Yeah.
394
00:15:36,108 --> 00:15:38,154
- Who wants to see us dance?
- Yeah, let's dance.
395
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,633
Come on, let's make
some space, everybody.
396
00:15:39,633 --> 00:15:41,157
You're gonna want to see this.
397
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,464
Now, I knew
my boy was lying.
398
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:47,859
But I also knew that every lie
hides a little truth.
399
00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:52,646
Why are they cheering?
Is it over?
400
00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:54,474
No. It's only just beginning.
401
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:55,954
What are you doing?
402
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,043
Oh my God.
403
00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:59,436
I just want to keep dancing, baby.
404
00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:03,962
So with your family watching,
all your friends watching
405
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,224
and these cameras watching,
406
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,704
I want to know;
407
00:16:06,704 --> 00:16:07,705
will you marry me?
408
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,620
- What?
- Yeah?
409
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,319
Okay. Okay, yes!
410
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,627
And I knew the truth
was if he lost Robin,
411
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:20,457
he'd have to find a way
to get the magic back.
412
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,329
The Amazing Merlin!
413
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:25,418
And presto!
414
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:28,813
Is it too late for me and Robin?
415
00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:45,090
I figured you'd be here.
416
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,310
Back where it all started.
417
00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:50,182
My baby's first performance.
418
00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:52,489
I'll never forget it.
419
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,795
That day didn't end well
for me.
420
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,667
No.
421
00:16:57,537 --> 00:16:58,973
You got a chance to do it over.
422
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,106
You know, mom, it's fine.
423
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:04,327
Okay, don't worry about me.
It's cool.
424
00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:08,070
Boy, I'm worried about me.
425
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,723
When you moving out?
426
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,377
You 24 years old.
427
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:14,772
I am tired of sneaking men in
late at night.
428
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,253
The last one I had there
was so loud,
429
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,429
when I let him come
in my back door,
430
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,952
I was scared he was gonna
wake you up.
431
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,475
We ain't got no back door.
432
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,433
Hmm!
433
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,960
Anyways, it's time
for you to move on.
434
00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:31,615
Okay? Follow your dreams.
435
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,530
Okay, no, I get that.
But if I leave,
436
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,922
Robin will forget all about me.
437
00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:37,316
And I've always imagined us
being together.
438
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,013
Boy, I always thought
me and your daddy
439
00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:41,103
would end up being together.
But ta-da!
440
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,061
That didn't happen.
441
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:44,976
Look.
442
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:49,111
I opened up my Expedia app
443
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,678
and I got you something
you needed.
444
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,726
Wait, seriously?
That's...
445
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,554
Mom, thanks, but it's
a one-way ticket though.
446
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,730
Exactly.
'Cause there's only one way
447
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,253
you're going to do this, Merlin.
448
00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,428
Your way.
449
00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,038
So he made his flight
450
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:06,171
and I made his room
into a rec room.
451
00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:08,173
'Cause Lord knows
I had a few men
452
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,348
I've been waiting to wreck.
453
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:13,874
Meanwhile, I told Merlin to go
find Rita at the Hotel Moxie.
454
00:18:13,874 --> 00:18:15,398
Hey, are you sure
this is Hotel Moxie?
455
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,834
This place is supposed
to be history.
456
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,184
It is. Ancient history.
457
00:18:28,889 --> 00:18:30,413
Rita is my homegirl
458
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,415
from back when I used
to work in Vegas
459
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,764
inside The Cookie Club.
460
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,722
The hottest spot on the strip.
461
00:18:35,722 --> 00:18:38,986
Sadly, it has seen better days
and so had Rita.
462
00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:43,382
Only way I leave here is
with a fat check or a pine box.
463
00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:44,862
You can tell those vultures
464
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,691
they can kiss
Rita's big white juicy ass.
465
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,355
For my glaucoma.
466
00:19:00,225 --> 00:19:02,053
Welcome to the Vagrant Inn,
Las Vegas.
467
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,228
How many nights you need?
468
00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:05,622
You know,
I'm actually not sure
469
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:06,753
how long I'll be here.
470
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,929
Well, that makes
two of us, honey.
471
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,671
Well, I'm Jason Owens,
472
00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:13,760
but everybody
just calls me Merlin.
473
00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:16,937
I'm Verna's son.
474
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:18,678
I guess she used
to work for you years ago.
475
00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:20,506
I'll be damned!
476
00:19:20,506 --> 00:19:24,162
She was one terrific lady
and a great waitress.
477
00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:26,033
She stood by me through
some tough times
478
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:26,947
after my daddy passed.
479
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:31,038
If you are Verna's child,
480
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,910
I got a room for you
481
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,651
and it overlooks the pool.
482
00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:36,827
It ain't much to look at now,
483
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,611
but once upon a time,
it sure was something.
484
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,091
This was my daddy's pride
and joy
485
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,006
and I ran it
for a good 28 years.
486
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:45,096
Billionaire owners are trying
to just take Rita's ass
487
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,445
for less to nothing.
488
00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:48,230
Motherfucker bloodsuckers.
489
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,797
But we do have happy hour
every day at six
490
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:52,495
in the Cookie Club out back.
491
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,978
It's not called
the Hotel Moxie anymore.
492
00:19:57,978 --> 00:20:00,851
It's called The Vagina?
493
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:02,418
Wait, that's...
494
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,810
That sounds cozy.
495
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,899
Is it moist in there?
496
00:20:05,899 --> 00:20:07,292
Okay, Mama, don't.
497
00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:08,859
Are the people there nice,
498
00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,469
or is it mostly dicks?
499
00:20:10,469 --> 00:20:11,949
You tell me.
500
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,472
Does it smell funny in there?
501
00:20:13,472 --> 00:20:14,952
Mom! Really?
502
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,867
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.
503
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,260
That was a little too much.
504
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,565
Yeah, whatever. I mean,
505
00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:20,740
I got some auditions tomorrow,
506
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:22,307
which is kind of cool,
507
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:25,310
but I don't know.
I feel like I'm wasting my time.
508
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,747
Boy, you been wanting this
since you was in diapers,
509
00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:30,141
watching Merlin the Magician cartoons.
510
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,361
Now I know you was
full of shit then.
511
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:35,451
You have to ask yourself;
are you full of shit now?
512
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,582
You right.
513
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,193
It's now or never.
514
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:42,371
Now, never call me with
this bullshit again.
515
00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,591
You ready for round two?
- Uhn-uhn! Uhn-uhn!
516
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,550
Oh, no, you ready
for round two.
517
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,814
Stop crying! Stop crying!
Shut up.
518
00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:55,732
This is my first audition.
I'm really excited.
519
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,867
Just get right into it then.
520
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,876
So Merlin took
his first step
521
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:13,010
to becoming a real
Las Vegas magician.
522
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,534
Unfortunately,
his first audition
523
00:21:15,534 --> 00:21:17,362
kind of was like
the first time I had sex.
524
00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:18,581
Y'all know what I mean.
525
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,497
Awkward, messy,
a little painful.
526
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:24,935
And for some reason,
there was glitter in my ass.
527
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,632
But I digress.
528
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,899
And just like bad sex,
529
00:21:32,899 --> 00:21:36,207
the only way to get good at it
is to keep trying
530
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:38,340
and trying and trying.
531
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:42,387
And Merlin, well,
he wasn't ready to give up yet.
532
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,614
No, no! Shit!
533
00:21:52,484 --> 00:21:54,051
Jesus.
534
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,495
Oh...
535
00:22:03,495 --> 00:22:05,105
It's for my arthritis.
536
00:22:05,105 --> 00:22:06,933
Don't you mean glaucoma?
537
00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:08,282
What, are you my doctor now?
538
00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:09,545
No, but...
539
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,285
You're a little early
for happy hour.
540
00:22:11,285 --> 00:22:13,418
Yeah, well, I just bombed
my audition,
541
00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:16,290
so it's gonna take a lot longer
than an hour to get me happy.
542
00:22:16,290 --> 00:22:17,814
Yeah, well, you ain't
the only one unhappy.
543
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:19,511
Look at this.
It's my busiest night
544
00:22:19,511 --> 00:22:21,687
and this damn karaoke machine
broke down.
545
00:22:22,122 --> 00:22:23,472
Can I get you anything?
546
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,910
Yeah. Uh, what's the hardest
stuff you got?
547
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:28,781
My private stash.
548
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:31,436
I get it from the local Paiutes.
It's straight firewater.
549
00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:34,091
- Okay.
- You ain't ready for that.
550
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,398
But we do have some
Crown Royal apple.
551
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:37,442
How about that?
552
00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:39,313
- Crown Royal apple.
- Oh, yeah.
553
00:22:39,313 --> 00:22:41,533
Miss Rita, I am kind
of tight for money.
554
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:43,709
So you know,
I got a deck of cards,
555
00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:45,842
so how about you draw for it?
556
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,931
But if you win, I owe you.
557
00:22:47,931 --> 00:22:50,455
But if I win, you owe me.
558
00:22:50,455 --> 00:22:52,979
So pick a card, Miss Rita.
559
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:56,461
- This is so dumb.
- Hmm!
560
00:22:56,461 --> 00:22:58,028
That's a good card.
I know it is.
561
00:22:58,028 --> 00:23:00,247
I know it is a good card.
Oh, I can't look at it.
562
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:02,119
I can't look at it.
- No, you cannot look it.
563
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,077
Go ahead. Put that thing back
in the deck. Anywhere.
564
00:23:04,077 --> 00:23:05,470
That is beautiful, Miss Rita.
565
00:23:06,471 --> 00:23:07,951
That's so good, Miss Rita.
566
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,387
That's so lovely.
567
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,389
Okay.
- Testing. Testing.
568
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,912
Was this your card?
569
00:23:12,912 --> 00:23:15,437
This had to be your card, right?
- No, it's not my card.
570
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,483
All right, um...
571
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:19,963
Was that your card?
This had to have been.
572
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,182
No. I don't have time
for this.
573
00:23:22,182 --> 00:23:24,228
I have a whole group
of single ladies coming in.
574
00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,577
It's their busiest night
in town.
575
00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:28,667
And with no karaoke to keep
them eating my wings
576
00:23:28,667 --> 00:23:30,495
and drinking my liquor...
- Yeah.
577
00:23:30,495 --> 00:23:32,192
...what am I gonna do
for entertainment?
578
00:23:32,192 --> 00:23:34,499
Will you stop playing?
I need to make some dough, kid.
579
00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:36,806
Have any ideas? What?
580
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,503
Jesus, what is that?
581
00:23:38,503 --> 00:23:41,245
That's your card, right?
That's your card, right?
582
00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:44,683
Wow.
583
00:23:44,683 --> 00:23:46,685
These ladies ain't
the magic show type.
584
00:23:46,685 --> 00:23:49,035
But if you keep the bar flowing,
I'll pay you 50 bucks.
585
00:23:49,035 --> 00:23:51,516
Cool. This is a nice place
you got here.
586
00:23:51,516 --> 00:23:54,737
Nice place?
The Cookie Club was famous.
587
00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:57,696
We used to pack the house.
Believe it. Once upon a time,
588
00:23:57,696 --> 00:24:00,264
we had the finest male
dancing troupe in town.
589
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:01,570
The Chocolate Chips.
590
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,268
Look, Mr. Face, Mr. Body,
591
00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:06,792
Mr. Slim Sexy, Dr. X.
592
00:24:06,792 --> 00:24:09,403
And the one and only Mr. Big.
593
00:24:09,403 --> 00:24:10,927
It was a goddamn goldmine.
594
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,624
So what happened?
Why'd it stop?
595
00:24:12,624 --> 00:24:16,367
Egos. Too much success.
They argued all the time.
596
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:17,760
And then they just split up.
597
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,457
They talked about
going back together,
598
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:21,372
but Mr. Big suffered
a big depression
599
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:24,636
and crashed his car,
almost lost his leg.
600
00:24:24,636 --> 00:24:27,204
The Cookie Club was over
just like that.
601
00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:30,816
We lost our biggest draw.
And when I say big I mean big.
602
00:24:30,816 --> 00:24:32,644
Now why don't you just go
get ready?
603
00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:34,559
You got a tough crowd
waiting for you.
604
00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:36,387
Miss Rita, you talking
about the lonely bunch
605
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,302
of happy hour ladies?
606
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,564
They do not scare me.
607
00:24:39,564 --> 00:24:42,524
Bet you didn't expect flowers!
608
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,743
Now my baby
was fearless for sure,
609
00:24:44,743 --> 00:24:46,876
but sometimes, fear is good.
610
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,661
There are things
you should be afraid of.
611
00:24:49,661 --> 00:24:51,489
Give him a chance.
612
00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:54,187
This guy sucks!
We want karaoke!
613
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,494
- You want karaoke?
- Yeah.
614
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,540
You want karaoke? Well, have
y'all heard of that one song
615
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,280
about the guy who liked
chicken wings with two thumbs
616
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,979
because you know who wrote that?
- No.
617
00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,329
Who wrote it? It was me!
I wrote it 'cause it's me.
618
00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:09,507
Like doing magic
for some thirsty hoes
619
00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:12,423
who'd rather be getting drunk
or getting laid.
620
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,425
You real feisty. Now you been
giving me problems all night.
621
00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:16,166
What you sipping on?
'Cause I'm trying to get loose.
622
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:18,081
Oh, I'm drinking
on that firewater, baby.
623
00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:20,213
- Oh, that firewater?
- Yeah.
624
00:25:20,213 --> 00:25:21,606
Firewater? She's sipping
on that firewater.
625
00:25:21,606 --> 00:25:23,477
Y'all want to see some
entertainment, right?
626
00:25:23,477 --> 00:25:25,523
Give me some firewater.
Jesus Christ
627
00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:27,873
Y'all want to see some
entertainment? Y'all want it?
628
00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:29,353
We're gonna get some
entertainment in the house!
629
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,529
We're gonna get some
entertainment! Okay?
630
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:33,096
This is a disaster.
631
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,576
Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
632
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:38,188
Or like trying
his fire-breathing trick
633
00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:40,625
for the first time
in front of the Cookie Club's
634
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,627
biggest star of all time.
635
00:25:43,628 --> 00:25:46,413
Luther "Mr. Big" Ellis.
- Goddamn.
636
00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:47,719
Oh, my god!
637
00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:49,242
Oh, my god, no!
638
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,332
I don't know how to...
639
00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:55,118
It's on my shirt too!
640
00:25:56,032 --> 00:25:58,600
It's on my leg! It's on my leg!
641
00:25:58,904 --> 00:26:01,472
Oh, wait! Wait! Yes!
642
00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:06,608
- Um...
- Shake that magic rod, yes!
643
00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:10,612
That's my kind of trick!
644
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,961
Oh!
645
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,137
Good Lord.
646
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:17,053
Luther, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
647
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,055
We back in business.
648
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,449
Man!
649
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,543
- Hello?
- Hey, Merlin.
650
00:26:29,543 --> 00:26:31,371
Robin. Oh, hey, Robin!
651
00:26:31,371 --> 00:26:32,895
You left without saying
goodbye the other day.
652
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:33,765
Is everything okay with you?
653
00:26:33,765 --> 00:26:35,811
Yeah, yeah, it's amazing.
654
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:37,421
It's great. It's great.
655
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:39,641
In fact, I just had
my first Vegas gig
656
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:42,165
and I got a standing ovation.
657
00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,080
Wow! Sounds like it
was a hot show!
658
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,737
Yep, it was fire, but not
as surprising as the party was.
659
00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:53,524
Yeah, I had no idea
he was going to propose.
660
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,961
Yeah, um...
661
00:26:55,961 --> 00:26:58,834
I guess you and Blaze
will be dancing together
662
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,009
for a long time.
663
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,012
Yeah.
664
00:27:07,233 --> 00:27:10,410
Merlin, there's someone
out here I want you to meet.
665
00:27:10,410 --> 00:27:11,803
I actually got to go.
666
00:27:12,717 --> 00:27:14,023
Me too.
667
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,680
Bye.
668
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,208
Wait, so you want me
to be a stripper?
669
00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:28,211
A stripper? No, a Chip.
670
00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:30,039
But I can't dance.
I'm a magician.
671
00:27:30,039 --> 00:27:32,737
Can't, can't, can't.
Ain't no can't in Vegas.
672
00:27:32,737 --> 00:27:35,609
Boy, Vegas, you got to be
whatever you got to be
to survive.
673
00:27:35,609 --> 00:27:37,829
Them women gave you more tips
than you ever made
674
00:27:37,829 --> 00:27:39,657
doing all of
that magic bullshit.
675
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:43,052
That's right. And after
you jiggled your jewels tonight,
676
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:46,229
those horny bitches ran out
my highest bar tab in weeks.
677
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,753
You see? Everybody wins.
678
00:27:48,753 --> 00:27:51,103
Rita gets to pay her bills
679
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:54,193
and you get more cash
for your stash.
680
00:27:54,193 --> 00:27:58,850
Okay, so you want me
to go out there alone
681
00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:02,071
and shake my ass for money
every night?
682
00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,812
Of course not.
683
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,291
You've got Sundays off.
684
00:28:08,033 --> 00:28:09,992
Boy, you ain't gonna be alone.
685
00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,689
So, what, you gonna hire
more dancers?
686
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,909
Fuck no, we ain't got
no money for that.
687
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:17,434
No, you and The Chips.
688
00:28:17,434 --> 00:28:20,698
The Chips? You haven't talked
to The Chips in years.
689
00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:22,787
How are you going to find them?
690
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,356
So my son left LA
looking for magic,
691
00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:29,054
but now the one and only
Mr. Big
692
00:28:29,054 --> 00:28:31,317
was about to teach him
some new tricks.
693
00:28:31,317 --> 00:28:32,536
God dang, man,
694
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:34,146
I just hope you got AC
up in this place.
695
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,800
I'm sweating my balls off
out here in this heat.
696
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,498
Ain't no hotter than
you lighting your ass on fire.
697
00:28:38,498 --> 00:28:40,196
You're lucky
you still got balls.
698
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:41,284
Yeah.
699
00:28:41,806 --> 00:28:44,200
How a young kid like you
get into magic anyway?
700
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,332
My mom let me try a bunch
of different things
701
00:28:46,332 --> 00:28:48,204
and magic was just
the best path for me.
702
00:28:49,727 --> 00:28:52,034
Well, every path has a detour.
Thank God.
703
00:28:52,034 --> 00:28:54,210
Yeah, no kidding.
704
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,690
I mean, I'm already lying
to Robin about my magic working.
705
00:28:56,690 --> 00:28:59,084
Now I gotta fool her about me
being a stripper too.
706
00:28:59,084 --> 00:29:00,216
Who is that, Robin?
707
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:01,304
Robin, who is that,
your girlfriend?
708
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:05,134
No, she's...
she's a girl, and...
709
00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:08,137
Okay, well, she's a girl
and she's like a friend.
710
00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:10,661
She would be my girlfriend too,
711
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,794
but she's got this
stupid fiancé so I'm...
712
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,318
- Oh, she got a fiancé?
- Yeah.
713
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:17,842
- Your girl got a fiancé?
- Hm-hmm.
714
00:29:17,842 --> 00:29:19,888
Well, it seems to me the only
person that you're fooling
715
00:29:19,888 --> 00:29:20,802
is yourself.
716
00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,935
Whatever, man.
717
00:29:23,935 --> 00:29:26,111
Glad you got a big ding-ding, boy.
718
00:29:31,029 --> 00:29:32,030
All right.
719
00:29:33,945 --> 00:29:34,859
Yeah.
720
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:38,384
Des. Look at that body.
Still in shape!
721
00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:44,564
Baby, I need...
No, two more 255 on seven!
722
00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:48,830
Oh, so, I guess the shape
you meant was round.
723
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,092
Des?
724
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:56,011
Luther Ellis? Oh, man!
725
00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,056
It's been like 20 years, baby!
726
00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:00,015
You still look good,
look at you!
727
00:30:00,015 --> 00:30:01,407
You sure as hell don't!
728
00:30:01,407 --> 00:30:02,931
Oh, I gained a little weight.
729
00:30:02,931 --> 00:30:04,671
I mean, look, just a smidge.
730
00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:06,543
- Des!
- What, baby?
731
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,197
This is good living, baby.
732
00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,851
And the shirt's too small.
733
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,330
Who's your compadre right here?
734
00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:13,767
- I'm Merlin.
- Did you say breakfast?
735
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:15,334
Who said pancakes?
736
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,510
Well, shit, let's go.
Let me wash up.
737
00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:18,903
Shit, you're looking good, baby!
738
00:30:18,903 --> 00:30:22,689
Grits, you a grits guy.
I know you like grits.
739
00:30:23,081 --> 00:30:25,518
So, you thinking about putting
the band back together, huh?
740
00:30:25,518 --> 00:30:28,043
Do you think he'd be here
if he wasn't?
741
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,827
Who the fuck is you?
742
00:30:30,784 --> 00:30:32,482
And are you eating
this right here?
743
00:30:33,135 --> 00:30:34,266
Nah.
744
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,354
What about your leg?
745
00:30:35,354 --> 00:30:37,443
My dancing days
is over, buddy.
746
00:30:37,443 --> 00:30:39,489
But I got a ringer.
747
00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,926
So, Luther done found himself
a new Mr. Big, huh?
748
00:30:41,926 --> 00:30:43,841
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
749
00:30:43,841 --> 00:30:46,452
Oh, the boy's talented.
So talented.
750
00:30:46,452 --> 00:30:49,586
Well, we had fun back then, man.
751
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:50,935
Didn't we?
752
00:30:50,935 --> 00:30:52,937
I don't think that group
would work out now.
753
00:30:52,937 --> 00:30:55,244
It ain't the group
that needs to work out, Des.
754
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:57,202
Listen, I'm still
the same body
755
00:30:57,202 --> 00:30:58,900
underneath all of this, baby.
756
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,119
Well, stop acting like
you don't miss it.
757
00:31:01,119 --> 00:31:03,600
I mean, the women, the cheers.
758
00:31:04,209 --> 00:31:06,211
The tips! The tips?
759
00:31:06,211 --> 00:31:10,259
I do. But look, business
is booming, baby.
760
00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:12,130
Did you know that Pahrump,
761
00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:14,219
the place you in right now, Pahrump,
762
00:31:14,219 --> 00:31:17,527
is the number one city
to kill yourself?
763
00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:18,745
Get me out of here, man.
764
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,183
I'm so God damned bored.
765
00:31:22,140 --> 00:31:23,707
I got you.
766
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,927
Where's the party?
Where's the party?
767
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,885
Where's the party at, uh!
768
00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,800
That's right!
769
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,584
- I'm in.
- All right. Good.
770
00:31:31,584 --> 00:31:33,456
You know where to find
the rest of the guys?
771
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,588
Hell no, especially
that crotch-stuffing,
772
00:31:35,588 --> 00:31:37,199
no-talking Dr. X.
773
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:39,636
And you know I don't talk
to Slim!
774
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,072
After he took my girl.
775
00:31:41,681 --> 00:31:42,987
Get over it, baby!
776
00:31:42,987 --> 00:31:44,467
Well, I might have
Face's number.
777
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:45,729
He came here last year
wanting me
778
00:31:45,729 --> 00:31:47,687
to customize his car
for his girls.
779
00:31:47,687 --> 00:31:51,517
My man Tyriq, huh?
Still pampering the ladies?
780
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:53,867
He's pampering, all right.
781
00:31:53,867 --> 00:31:55,130
Quadruplets?
782
00:31:56,435 --> 00:31:57,784
Brother!
783
00:31:57,784 --> 00:31:59,786
A lot has changed since
the last time I saw you
784
00:31:59,786 --> 00:32:02,920
with four girls in one bed,
but this right here?
785
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,488
I never pictured you
settling down.
786
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:07,707
- Does it look like I settled?
- No!
787
00:32:07,707 --> 00:32:09,361
He got you there, Luther.
788
00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:11,320
I mean, yo,
your home is beautiful.
789
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,670
It's not mine, it's my lady's.
790
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:17,195
When the Chips closed, I applied
for every type of job.
791
00:32:17,195 --> 00:32:18,370
I got nothing.
792
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,763
So, I went back to stripping.
793
00:32:20,459 --> 00:32:22,984
I actually did a party here
for this rich chick.
794
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,942
Next thing I know,
spent the night,
795
00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:27,684
she said I could spend
another day, a week,
796
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,816
a month, a year.
797
00:32:29,816 --> 00:32:31,818
Then she just woke up
one morning and she said,
798
00:32:31,818 --> 00:32:34,734
"You can stay here as long
as you want if we have a baby."
799
00:32:35,126 --> 00:32:37,737
And we started using
fertility drugs
800
00:32:37,737 --> 00:32:40,653
and, as you can see, it worked!
- No shit!
801
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,961
So, you finally
got them to sleep?
802
00:32:46,224 --> 00:32:49,619
Oh, that's a nice pic of you
and your girls, man.
803
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,099
Check you out, flexing the guns!
804
00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:53,014
Those are not mine,
those are my lady's.
805
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,929
She's a top ranked
mixed martial arts fighter.
806
00:32:55,929 --> 00:32:57,192
While she's out there
kicking ass,
807
00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,324
I'm stuck up in here wiping ass.
808
00:32:59,324 --> 00:33:02,501
Damn, Face,
your girl is jacked!
809
00:33:02,501 --> 00:33:04,373
Two-time champ,
810
00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:06,636
and she'd put me
in a four-legged oomoplata
811
00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:09,291
if she knew I was two-timing her
with the Chips.
812
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:11,815
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You ain't cheating, now.
813
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:12,685
You dancing.
814
00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:16,733
And it looks like she spends
a lot of time out of town, right?
815
00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,169
True.
816
00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:20,215
Well, how she going to know?
817
00:33:20,911 --> 00:33:23,479
You think you guys could hook
me up with some daycare
or something?
818
00:33:23,479 --> 00:33:26,221
- Brother!
- Oh, baby, come on!
819
00:33:28,179 --> 00:33:30,442
- Don't wake up the babies.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
820
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:31,269
I'm sorry.
821
00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:32,705
Look, do you got any idea
822
00:33:32,705 --> 00:33:34,707
how the hell we could find
the rest of the guys?
823
00:33:34,707 --> 00:33:36,274
Dr. X is a mystery to me.
824
00:33:36,274 --> 00:33:38,233
I don't know what happened
to his flat ass.
825
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,191
But I do know how
you can get to Slim.
826
00:33:40,191 --> 00:33:42,541
And he's a long way from hell.
827
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:53,683
I see today we got
a lot of empty pews
828
00:33:53,683 --> 00:33:57,121
in this church of God.
829
00:33:57,121 --> 00:33:59,254
Oh, you've got
to be shitting me.
830
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:03,127
Because people spent the night
partying in the club.
831
00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:05,564
I see a few people
missing right now!
832
00:34:05,564 --> 00:34:08,567
Where is Joseph?
Where is Corinne?
833
00:34:10,003 --> 00:34:11,092
I don't see Bernadette.
834
00:34:12,223 --> 00:34:14,356
Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!
835
00:34:16,401 --> 00:34:19,709
But couldn't find it
in their will or in their soul
836
00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:21,406
or in their presence
837
00:34:21,406 --> 00:34:24,670
to get up and make their way
to church
838
00:34:24,670 --> 00:34:26,759
to praise the Lord.
839
00:34:26,759 --> 00:34:29,110
Man, I thought you said
he was the sexy one.
840
00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:32,069
That ain't the Slim
I used to know.
841
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:34,550
Church ain't popping!
842
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:37,379
You mean to tell me
the Lord ain't popping?
843
00:34:37,857 --> 00:34:39,816
You think church can't turn up?
844
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:43,385
Well, they say the Lord
will help you find the way...
845
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:46,214
...but you got to meet
the Lord halfway.
846
00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:50,000
Can I get an amen?
- Amen!
847
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,438
What's happening
in them clubs?
848
00:34:53,438 --> 00:34:55,397
You know what they doing
in the club?
849
00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:57,138
Bumping and grinding
all over each other!
850
00:34:57,138 --> 00:35:00,053
They're in that club last night.
Oh!
851
00:35:00,053 --> 00:35:02,708
They're shaking, they bumping
852
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,580
and they grinding
all over each other.
853
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,757
Hey, what's going on in here?
This ain't for us!
854
00:35:07,757 --> 00:35:10,151
They teabagging!
They teabagging!
855
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:13,545
You don't get no tea.
The Lord ain't in them!
856
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:15,808
Boom, bang, boom,
pow, boom, pow!
857
00:35:15,808 --> 00:35:17,593
Do the washing machine!
858
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,203
Damn, he's still got it!
859
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:26,471
Bumping and grinding,
bumping and grinding,
860
00:35:26,471 --> 00:35:28,169
bumping and grinding
all over each other!
861
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,303
So, you fools are really
thinking about
862
00:35:32,303 --> 00:35:34,218
putting the Chips back together?
863
00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:35,872
Oh!
- Here you go, dear.
864
00:35:36,742 --> 00:35:38,091
Thank you, sweetie.
865
00:35:39,092 --> 00:35:41,443
It's so nice to see you all.
866
00:35:41,443 --> 00:35:43,445
Have a blessed day.
867
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:44,837
Thank you, sweetie.
868
00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:50,408
Are you out of
your God damn mind?
869
00:35:50,408 --> 00:35:51,844
Excuse me, Lord.
870
00:35:51,844 --> 00:35:54,238
But that's got to be
the stupidest motherfucking idea
871
00:35:54,238 --> 00:35:55,413
I ever heard in my life!
872
00:35:55,413 --> 00:35:58,677
Oh, it's stupid, is it?
It's stupid?
873
00:35:58,677 --> 00:36:01,811
Man, I just saw you do
half your old dance moves.
874
00:36:01,811 --> 00:36:04,770
You had these church ladies
about to make it rain, baby.
875
00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:06,381
I'm just using my calling
876
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:08,470
to excite these ladies
about the gospel.
877
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,428
That is all.
878
00:36:10,428 --> 00:36:13,039
And also release some
pent-up tension I got going on.
879
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:14,389
Yeah, no offense, Pastor,
880
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,086
but if you get them
any more excited,
881
00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:17,827
your church is going
to need a champagne room.
882
00:36:18,393 --> 00:36:20,743
Well, if it's sexual tension
you mean,
883
00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:22,266
then maybe I need
to talk to your wife.
884
00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:23,659
Hey, don't you go near
my wife!
885
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:24,921
Don't you go near my wife.
886
00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:26,227
I done told you about
that before.
887
00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:29,099
I done told you!
Leave my wife alone.
888
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,017
I need some sugar.
889
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,589
There's some sugar.
890
00:36:40,589 --> 00:36:42,112
Desmond?
891
00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:43,156
Eve!
892
00:36:43,156 --> 00:36:46,247
- Oh my goodness!
- Oh, wow!
893
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,726
- Um...
- Whoa!
894
00:36:47,726 --> 00:36:48,901
You look...
895
00:36:48,901 --> 00:36:50,642
I grew a beard.
896
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,949
It's a little different for me.
897
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:54,820
But you look lovely as ever.
898
00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:58,215
Oh, thank you.
899
00:36:59,303 --> 00:37:01,653
So, how are you?
- Amazing.
900
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:06,179
I have a little auto body place
out in Pahrump, you know.
901
00:37:06,179 --> 00:37:07,572
Still single, though.
902
00:37:08,007 --> 00:37:10,706
Still haven't found anybody
to treat me as well as you did.
903
00:37:12,316 --> 00:37:14,492
That's very sweet.
904
00:37:14,492 --> 00:37:17,582
Listen, Desmond,
I need to apologize to you.
905
00:37:17,582 --> 00:37:21,064
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No. Please.
906
00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:25,851
For years, I was very judgmental
of your work.
907
00:37:25,851 --> 00:37:28,680
And now, in hindsight,
908
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,639
I see how women may enjoy it.
909
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:36,688
Listen, no need to apologize.
As long as you're happy.
910
00:37:40,126 --> 00:37:42,607
- Amos and I are very happy.
- Hmm!
911
00:37:42,607 --> 00:37:46,089
We are blessed and he always
treats me with the utmost...
912
00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:47,569
Respect!
913
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,310
I would never do anything
inappropriate to my wife.
914
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,355
He'd never do anything
inappropriate to me.
915
00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:55,185
But after 25 years,
things can feel a little too...
916
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:58,406
Tame! My wife's an angel.
I'm a lucky man to have her.
917
00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:02,235
But sometimes you just want
to get wild!
918
00:38:02,235 --> 00:38:06,152
...so mild. In private,
he's the perfect gentleman.
919
00:38:06,152 --> 00:38:09,373
Too gentle! I just want
to go crazy!
920
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:10,809
You know me!
921
00:38:10,809 --> 00:38:13,812
I'll tell you what's crazy is...
922
00:38:13,812 --> 00:38:15,901
Slim Sexy is now a preacher.
923
00:38:15,901 --> 00:38:18,382
I can't even look at you.
924
00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:21,777
I'll tell you what you can't
look at is your feet, big man.
925
00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:23,909
What about you,
Reverend Gyrate?
926
00:38:23,909 --> 00:38:26,347
I don't know if you born again
or porn again.
927
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,870
- Oh!
- Huh?
928
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:31,613
I don't care what you say.
I'm satisfied with who I am.
929
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:33,571
Are you, big man?
930
00:38:33,571 --> 00:38:36,095
The question is; is your wife?
931
00:38:36,095 --> 00:38:38,359
- Oh Lord.
- Hold this.
932
00:38:38,924 --> 00:38:41,927
Hey, come on. I done told you
about my wife.
933
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:48,630
Yo, are you going
to do something?
934
00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:50,371
I brought him here
to work this shit out.
935
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:52,938
- Well, it ain't working! Yo!
- Keep on calling!
936
00:38:52,938 --> 00:38:54,418
All right, all right,
all right.
937
00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:55,898
You all in the Lord's house now.
938
00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:58,335
- Sit your ass down!
- Pushing it!
939
00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,164
Dignified.
You're in the church.
940
00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,646
Luther, I don't care
how you say it, nothing,
941
00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:06,343
I mean, nothing,
942
00:39:06,343 --> 00:39:08,345
is going to change my mind.
I'm good!
943
00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:10,129
- Oh, is that right?
- That's right.
944
00:39:10,129 --> 00:39:11,827
Hey, Rita, are you there?
945
00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,045
Yes, I am.
946
00:39:13,045 --> 00:39:14,656
Are you fuckers going
to help or not?
947
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:18,137
Now, look here, The Moxie's in
trouble and it needs money ASAP.
948
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:20,444
Now, if you ain't going
to do it for us,
949
00:39:20,444 --> 00:39:22,490
then do it for Rita.
950
00:39:22,968 --> 00:39:25,580
Oh, you remember when
she found your homeless ass
951
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:28,191
on the bus stop
and made you a Chip.
952
00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:30,323
And Face is already in.
953
00:39:30,323 --> 00:39:32,978
Come on, man,
what would Jesus do...
954
00:39:32,978 --> 00:39:34,240
if he was an old ass stripper?
955
00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:39,332
Look, even if I did say yes,
you're still down a Chip.
956
00:39:39,332 --> 00:39:41,334
And no one's seen that
mask-wearing mute
957
00:39:41,334 --> 00:39:42,640
Dr. X anywhere.
958
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,120
Well, I saw him.
959
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,775
I got lucky and found him
on a medical database.
960
00:39:47,471 --> 00:39:49,342
You mean, X became
a real doctor?
961
00:39:49,342 --> 00:39:51,736
Plastic surgeon.
I just called his office.
962
00:39:51,736 --> 00:39:55,087
He's exactly where you'd expect
to find a doctor on a Sunday.
963
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:59,483
We do have some special gifts,
and I want to say--
964
00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:01,006
Rita must have gave us
the wrong address,
965
00:40:01,006 --> 00:40:03,226
because the only brothers
I see here are the waiters.
966
00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:05,054
And we're going
to go ahead now
967
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,272
and give our final award.
968
00:40:06,272 --> 00:40:07,883
I think you know who
I'm talking about.
969
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:10,625
Let's give it up
for Dr. Xander Pike.
970
00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:22,724
I know you Harvard men
really wanted this,
971
00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:24,465
just like you guys want my wife.
972
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:26,292
I see you looking, she's mine.
973
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:29,774
Xander's white?
974
00:40:29,774 --> 00:40:31,341
Thus the mask.
975
00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:34,126
- And the flat ass.
- And the small dick.
976
00:40:35,388 --> 00:40:36,999
I'm sure you guys got
a lot of questions.
977
00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,870
Um, back in the day,
978
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,437
I was trying to get through
medical school,
979
00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:42,613
and the Chippendales rejected me
because I danced too big.
980
00:40:43,788 --> 00:40:45,181
Saw the Chip auditions.
981
00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:47,009
So, I went to the tanning bed,
982
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:49,881
shaved my head, got a mask
and, bam, Dr. X!
983
00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,318
And, bam, you lied
about being black.
984
00:40:52,318 --> 00:40:54,538
Did not lie, I never said
I was black. You just assumed.
985
00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:56,018
You know what they say
when you assume.
986
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:57,933
Yeah, you make an ass
out of you
987
00:40:57,933 --> 00:40:59,804
and some dumbass
black strippers.
988
00:40:59,804 --> 00:41:02,154
Doc is out for the reunion.
989
00:41:02,154 --> 00:41:04,766
Why am I out? That was
the best time of my life.
990
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:08,117
I loved being black.
Being white is so boring!
991
00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:12,425
Between the food, the music,
the dance and the TV shows.
992
00:41:12,425 --> 00:41:13,775
You ever tried to stay awake
993
00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,341
to watch an episode
of The Crown?
994
00:41:15,341 --> 00:41:16,821
You know what
it was like for me?
995
00:41:16,821 --> 00:41:18,693
I couldn't get a job anywhere
when the Chips broke up.
996
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:21,217
Now, you, you're a doctor?
997
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,827
I did get into
a top medical school.
998
00:41:22,827 --> 00:41:25,134
I'm sure you got in
the top everything.
999
00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:26,788
You know how easy it is
to get in
1000
00:41:26,788 --> 00:41:28,877
when your name's Alexander
and not Tyriq?
1001
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:31,183
I didn't name you that,
blame your parents!
1002
00:41:31,183 --> 00:41:34,273
Could we at least take a vote?
I am an original Chocolate Chip.
1003
00:41:34,273 --> 00:41:37,407
No! You was just
chocolate dipped.
1004
00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:38,495
The conditions have changed.
1005
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,149
Okay, you know,
you all changed!
1006
00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,673
All right, Face, look,
you got four kids.
1007
00:41:42,673 --> 00:41:44,501
Amos is a preacher.
- I'm a damn good preacher.
1008
00:41:44,501 --> 00:41:46,372
I know, I know. And Des, Des...
1009
00:41:46,372 --> 00:41:47,896
I gained a smidgen of weight.
1010
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:49,419
He got a smidgen
of weight, exactly.
1011
00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:52,117
Look, look, look,
it's all or nothing, okay?
1012
00:41:52,117 --> 00:41:54,076
You got it?
Look, if you down with us,
1013
00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:56,644
meet us at the Cookie Club
at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow night.
1014
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:58,602
I'll be there 4:45.
1015
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,432
Okay, I guess I'm in.
1016
00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:04,565
Now, you said you had daycare,
so who is it?
1017
00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:08,917
Oh, come on, man,
you can't expect me
1018
00:42:08,917 --> 00:42:12,268
to leave Ella, Della, Bella,
and Stella with Rita!
1019
00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:13,922
She can't handle
all these babies!
1020
00:42:13,922 --> 00:42:15,532
Well, let me get
this straight.
1021
00:42:15,532 --> 00:42:17,055
After I washed all your mankinis
1022
00:42:17,055 --> 00:42:19,841
and then I cleaned all the crabs
out of the champagne room
1023
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:22,104
that I could handle
all you babies,
1024
00:42:22,104 --> 00:42:24,541
but I can't handle those babies?
1025
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,544
Get the fuck out of here.
1026
00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:30,068
- We got it, Luther, we got it.
- It's been a minute.
1027
00:42:30,068 --> 00:42:31,592
Everybody remember
the steps, right?
1028
00:42:32,244 --> 00:42:35,987
Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight!
1029
00:42:41,906 --> 00:42:43,778
So,
after two decades,
1030
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,562
the Chocolate Chips
were finally back on stage
1031
00:42:45,562 --> 00:42:47,651
to show Merlin their routines.
1032
00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:50,872
Too bad these old motherfuckers
couldn't remember them!
1033
00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:52,656
- What you doing?
- I'm doing...
1034
00:42:52,656 --> 00:42:53,962
I can't move that fast, man!
1035
00:42:53,962 --> 00:42:56,181
Y'all, get this shit right.
1036
00:42:56,181 --> 00:42:58,227
You know how we do this.
Set this mother off.
1037
00:42:58,227 --> 00:43:01,056
Five, six, seven, eight!
1038
00:43:02,274 --> 00:43:04,407
Bring it down, bring it down.
1039
00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:16,419
Terrible!
1040
00:43:20,989 --> 00:43:22,643
- Come on, man.
- The women...
1041
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:26,037
- This is not a Lil Nas X video!
- Good God!
1042
00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:28,605
Man, do you think
they'll ever get it together?
1043
00:43:29,606 --> 00:43:32,478
Don't know, kid.
Could go either way.
1044
00:43:33,392 --> 00:43:35,220
Lot of issues to work through.
1045
00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:37,222
Yeah, tell me about it.
1046
00:43:37,222 --> 00:43:39,660
No wonder y'all split up
with all that drama.
1047
00:43:40,138 --> 00:43:41,966
I could see why
you're still pissed off
1048
00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:43,794
about losing all that money.
1049
00:43:43,794 --> 00:43:45,535
I could see why you're
so depressed.
1050
00:43:47,276 --> 00:43:49,234
Rita tell you that?
1051
00:43:49,234 --> 00:43:50,888
Rita don't know shit.
1052
00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:53,108
Nobody knows what
really went down.
1053
00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:56,894
All right!
1054
00:43:58,722 --> 00:43:59,767
Let's try it again.
1055
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:04,641
Work for it! Sexy, let's go!
1056
00:44:04,641 --> 00:44:06,948
Go on. You don't want it.
You don't want success.
1057
00:44:06,948 --> 00:44:08,645
I can tell you don't want it.
1058
00:44:08,645 --> 00:44:10,386
One, to the right.
1059
00:44:12,127 --> 00:44:14,869
To the right, to the left!
1060
00:44:14,869 --> 00:44:16,740
Crush again, crush again!
1061
00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,655
Merlin, I expect more of you.
1062
00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:20,875
Bang-bang,
or bang-bang bang-bang?
1063
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,572
The bang's up, you pop
your bangs up too high!
1064
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:23,573
Yeah, he over-banging.
1065
00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:26,750
Push it! Push high, push high!
1066
00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:29,100
Roll with it, roll with it.
1067
00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,147
Suck it up.
Five, six, seven, eight!
1068
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:35,237
Three... four... go!
1069
00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:39,415
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
1070
00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:40,982
Sexy, that's what
you're going to give me?
1071
00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:42,679
Shut up!
1072
00:44:42,679 --> 00:44:44,637
This is how you
make champions, guys!
1073
00:44:59,783 --> 00:45:01,132
How do you even eat a salad?
1074
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:04,440
All right, all right.
1075
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,530
Now they started looking
like the way it used to. Yeah!
1076
00:45:08,531 --> 00:45:10,228
Searching for music.
1077
00:45:10,228 --> 00:45:11,708
Picking out costumes.
1078
00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:13,841
And X pretending to be black.
1079
00:45:13,841 --> 00:45:15,190
It's not black, it's caramel.
1080
00:45:15,190 --> 00:45:17,018
Well, it looks
like shit to me.
1081
00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:18,584
This is bullshit, Luther.
1082
00:45:18,584 --> 00:45:20,848
Hey, hey, hey,
it's a reunion show.
1083
00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,980
He's supposed to look
the way he did before.
1084
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:25,417
What's Des going to do?
1085
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:28,159
Unless you got a time machine,
that ain't going to happen.
1086
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,118
See, that's a fat joke.
1087
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:32,033
I'm getting tired of these
God damned fat jokes!
1088
00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:34,470
Matter of fact, you know what?
Give me this piece of pie.
1089
00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:36,385
Hey, don't you touch
that pizza now!
1090
00:45:36,385 --> 00:45:37,734
- It's him!
- Yo, yo, guys!
1091
00:45:37,734 --> 00:45:38,909
I think I found
my showcase song,
1092
00:45:38,909 --> 00:45:40,998
and it's one of my mom's
favorite jams.
1093
00:45:45,394 --> 00:45:47,831
- Yo.
- Turn it off, kid.
1094
00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:49,702
All right, God damn it,
enough of this.
1095
00:45:49,702 --> 00:45:51,530
No more bitching
about X's colour
1096
00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:53,271
and no more touching the pizza.
1097
00:45:53,271 --> 00:45:55,578
And nobody plays that song!
1098
00:46:01,889 --> 00:46:03,412
You know what?
1099
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:06,589
I'm going to work
on my wardrobe.
1100
00:46:07,851 --> 00:46:10,201
I'm going to go look
for a gym.
1101
00:46:15,467 --> 00:46:17,165
I almost smacked you with
the black hand side.
1102
00:46:17,165 --> 00:46:18,862
Don't ever play that song again!
1103
00:46:19,471 --> 00:46:23,780
That song you just played
was Mr. Big's closing song.
1104
00:46:26,435 --> 00:46:27,392
Oh, boy!
1105
00:46:27,392 --> 00:46:30,787
Help me, Lord! Help!
1106
00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:38,969
Now, Merlin had
performed for crowds before,
1107
00:46:38,969 --> 00:46:40,536
but never like this.
1108
00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:43,713
So, he was nervous about
showing his ass, literally.
1109
00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:46,716
But with Robin and magic
both out of the picture,
1110
00:46:46,716 --> 00:46:48,849
he figured he had
nothing to lose.
1111
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:51,503
And the only person
he could talk to about it
1112
00:46:51,503 --> 00:46:54,550
was a man who had
lost everything.
1113
00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:56,291
Oh, wow!
1114
00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,424
I know what I'm doing here late
1115
00:46:59,424 --> 00:47:01,035
trying to fix
this doggone sound system,
1116
00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:02,645
but what you doing here so late?
1117
00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,560
I'm still trying to figure out
my solo, okay?
1118
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,997
I have no idea what it should
be. Luther, I can't do this!
1119
00:47:06,997 --> 00:47:09,695
Here you go with that can't
again. Ain't no can't in Vegas!
1120
00:47:10,522 --> 00:47:12,350
Boy, you good,
don't worry about it.
1121
00:47:12,350 --> 00:47:15,179
You just have to figure out
what your alter-ego is.
1122
00:47:15,179 --> 00:47:16,833
Yeah, your special identity!
1123
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:20,924
Find something that's unique
to you, that makes you unique.
1124
00:47:20,924 --> 00:47:22,578
Okay, well, that's easy
for you to say!
1125
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,885
It's not like you have to get
up here and dance anymore.
1126
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,582
- Oh, you think I don't want to?
- No!
1127
00:47:26,582 --> 00:47:28,062
I would if I could.
1128
00:47:28,062 --> 00:47:30,586
But I can't, so that's
why they got you!
1129
00:47:30,586 --> 00:47:32,544
All right, well, I didn't
mean nothing by that.
1130
00:47:32,544 --> 00:47:34,982
I just know you had to stop
dancing because of your leg.
1131
00:47:34,982 --> 00:47:37,723
Well, it wasn't just
my leg that got broke.
1132
00:47:37,723 --> 00:47:39,464
But that's, you don't know
nothing about that.
1133
00:47:39,464 --> 00:47:42,815
We ain't worried about it.
Tomorrow is a big night!
1134
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,556
Been a while since
the Chips danced
1135
00:47:44,556 --> 00:47:45,775
in front of a live audience,
1136
00:47:45,775 --> 00:47:48,256
so we're going to have
a little preview.
1137
00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:00,921
Back the fuck up.
1138
00:48:02,531 --> 00:48:03,662
Sorry.
1139
00:48:04,141 --> 00:48:06,361
You're a doctor! Why don't you
just create a bigger cock?
1140
00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:07,797
Well, that's why I became one.
1141
00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:09,973
Women got a lot of options
for body enhancements
1142
00:48:09,973 --> 00:48:11,496
and men, we just don't.
1143
00:48:11,496 --> 00:48:12,802
But I plan to change that.
1144
00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:15,413
- Like, dick implants?
- Close.
1145
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,460
I know one woman who'd like
a little something extra.
1146
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,549
I just can't give it to her.
1147
00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:23,856
How did we not know
this dude was white?
1148
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,382
And as my baby looked
into the crowd,
1149
00:48:27,382 --> 00:48:29,950
he couldn't believe how much
his world had changed.
1150
00:48:29,950 --> 00:48:32,256
But what the Chips
didn't realize
1151
00:48:32,256 --> 00:48:34,824
was that the world
had changed on them, too.
1152
00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:38,219
Oh, shoot!
1153
00:48:38,219 --> 00:48:40,917
What's wrong, kid, you nervous?
- Yes, man!
1154
00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:42,136
There's so many people
out there!
1155
00:48:42,136 --> 00:48:43,659
It's a small crowd,
just work out!
1156
00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,661
Yeah, so if you mess up,
nobody is going to know!
1157
00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:49,230
You about to pop your cherry!
1158
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:51,449
You old and stuff, but haven't
you all heard of the internet?
1159
00:48:51,449 --> 00:48:54,148
They record one mistake,
and it's on there forever.
1160
00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,497
He's scared!
1161
00:48:56,324 --> 00:48:57,629
This is DJ St. Aubyn.
1162
00:48:57,629 --> 00:49:00,241
It's been a long time,
but guess who's back?
1163
00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:01,764
The Chocolate Chips!
1164
00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:05,333
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1165
00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:06,508
Let's go!
1166
00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,379
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1167
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:14,472
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
1168
00:49:14,472 --> 00:49:16,561
Des The Body,
Dr. X,
1169
00:49:16,561 --> 00:49:18,955
Slim Sexy, The Face,
1170
00:49:18,955 --> 00:49:21,566
and Merlin.
The Chocolate Chips!
1171
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,836
We fucking froze, man!
1172
00:49:30,836 --> 00:49:32,795
Ain't nobody said it
was going to be easy.
1173
00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:34,057
All right, just shake it off!
1174
00:49:34,057 --> 00:49:35,928
We looked like fools
out there, man!
1175
00:49:35,928 --> 00:49:38,192
But that's what tonight
is for, right?
1176
00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:39,280
To work the kinks out.
1177
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,369
Face, you up next, baby.
- What?
1178
00:49:41,369 --> 00:49:44,415
Man, there's somebody's babies
out there, go be they daddy.
1179
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,549
- You got it, Face.
- Come on, man, come on, baby!
1180
00:49:47,549 --> 00:49:49,681
- Give them the Face!
- Bring it home, Face.
1181
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,381
Ladies, welcome to the stage
your new daddy,
1182
00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:55,078
The Face.
1183
00:50:13,227 --> 00:50:16,143
Face out here trying
to be your father figure.
1184
00:50:16,882 --> 00:50:18,884
Hey, hey, wait, wait, what?
1185
00:50:18,884 --> 00:50:20,582
Is the stripper
brushing her hair?
1186
00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:24,064
That's kind of weird!
1187
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,848
And kind of sexy.
1188
00:50:25,848 --> 00:50:28,068
Oh, hell. Dang it, Face,
1189
00:50:28,068 --> 00:50:30,200
I didn't literally mean
be their daddy.
1190
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,509
Uh-oh.
1191
00:50:35,553 --> 00:50:37,729
Looks like someone
needs a spanking.
1192
00:51:00,404 --> 00:51:03,799
Watch out, ladies, he's about
to put you in time-out!
1193
00:51:04,408 --> 00:51:06,018
Shit!
1194
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:09,674
And even though
my son's new path
1195
00:51:09,674 --> 00:51:12,242
was drifting away
from one of his passions,
1196
00:51:12,242 --> 00:51:14,157
Merlin never let his journey
1197
00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:16,594
take him too far away
from the other,
1198
00:51:16,594 --> 00:51:18,161
Robin.
1199
00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:19,510
Quick, turn on your TV!
1200
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:21,512
A Different World marathon
is on right now.
1201
00:51:21,512 --> 00:51:24,124
Remember how your mom would let
us watch reruns with her
1202
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:25,516
when we were kids?
1203
00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:27,910
You know I'm watching it
already!
1204
00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:29,346
Dwayne Wayne's about
to crash the wedding,
1205
00:51:29,346 --> 00:51:30,347
it's about to go down!
1206
00:51:30,347 --> 00:51:31,435
I know.
1207
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:36,788
You do know he's
the bad guy, right?
1208
00:51:37,180 --> 00:51:38,790
Byron was going to be like Obama
1209
00:51:38,790 --> 00:51:40,183
and Whitley could
have been his Michelle.
1210
00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:42,185
Robin, you can't be serious
right now.
1211
00:51:42,185 --> 00:51:43,621
He's literally saving her.
1212
00:51:43,621 --> 00:51:45,449
Whitley is Dwayne's true love.
1213
00:51:45,449 --> 00:51:47,799
Yet he waits for
the last second to speak up?
1214
00:51:47,799 --> 00:51:49,975
He should have left her
with Olivia Pope's daddy
1215
00:51:49,975 --> 00:51:51,151
and sat down.
1216
00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:52,891
Yeah, all right.
1217
00:51:52,891 --> 00:51:55,155
All right, it's about
to go down.
1218
00:51:55,590 --> 00:51:58,114
Whitley, I love you,
and if you'll have me,
1219
00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,595
I want you to be my wife.
- What the hell are you doing?
1220
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:01,987
Hey, I'm sorry, Byron,
I love her!
1221
00:52:01,987 --> 00:52:03,554
Die! Yes, die!
1222
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:05,556
- Let him go, man!
- Will you have me, Dwayne,
1223
00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:07,950
as your lawfully wedded husband
from this day forth,
1224
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:10,474
to have and to hold
in richer, for poorer?
1225
00:52:10,474 --> 00:52:12,998
Baby, please? Please?
1226
00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:14,435
I do!
1227
00:52:17,655 --> 00:52:20,180
It's iconic, Robin.
It's iconic!
1228
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:21,790
It gets me every time.
1229
00:52:22,225 --> 00:52:25,228
See? Dwayne is the true hero.
1230
00:52:25,228 --> 00:52:27,709
Nope, still the bad guy.
1231
00:52:27,709 --> 00:52:29,101
What if somebody
wanted to stop you
1232
00:52:29,101 --> 00:52:30,277
from marrying the wrong person?
1233
00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:32,366
I'd hope he'd have
the courage to do it
1234
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,976
before my damn wedding day.
1235
00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:36,761
This is real life,
not a TV show.
1236
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:38,720
Yeah...
1237
00:52:40,025 --> 00:52:41,897
I guess it is a different world.
1238
00:52:43,855 --> 00:52:46,380
Is anybody
getting married here today?
1239
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,033
Oh, hey, hey!
1240
00:52:48,033 --> 00:52:51,602
Hey, Slim Sexy.
You ready for your big night?
1241
00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:55,693
Look, man, I'm not sure.
1242
00:52:55,693 --> 00:52:59,262
Look, yesterday, those ladies
were way more handsy
1243
00:52:59,262 --> 00:53:01,612
than even in our day!
- Yes, they were.
1244
00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,005
They got me pacing
back and forth
1245
00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,615
talking to the Lord right now!
1246
00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:07,488
Look, look, I want to help Rita,
believe me.
1247
00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:10,752
But I love my wife, man.
I can't be in no room
1248
00:53:10,752 --> 00:53:14,973
playing grab ass with a room
full of horny women like that!
1249
00:53:14,973 --> 00:53:16,627
- Okay, okay!
- I'm missing my birthmark!
1250
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:18,629
Look, put it in your solo.
1251
00:53:18,629 --> 00:53:20,457
All right, just pick a song.
1252
00:53:20,457 --> 00:53:23,112
Pick a song that tells them
what to do.
1253
00:53:23,112 --> 00:53:24,896
And, Luther, I'm sorry to
interrupt, I'm sorry Slim,
1254
00:53:24,896 --> 00:53:26,202
but I asked you about the name,
1255
00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:27,856
but you didn't tell me
if it was cool yet.
1256
00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:29,249
Like, it sounded
good in my head,
1257
00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,728
but I didn't know
if it was too much
1258
00:53:30,728 --> 00:53:32,034
or if it was too...
1259
00:53:33,165 --> 00:53:34,732
- Look.
- Nah.
1260
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:36,821
Nah!
1261
00:53:38,345 --> 00:53:39,215
I'm a Chip?
1262
00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:42,436
You a Chocolate Chip.
1263
00:53:45,352 --> 00:53:48,529
You have anything mocha-brown
and sugar-sweet?
1264
00:53:53,185 --> 00:53:56,101
Good choice.
It's the best in town.
1265
00:53:56,101 --> 00:53:57,799
Eve!
1266
00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,757
So, what are you doing here?
You're not in Pahrump?
1267
00:53:59,757 --> 00:54:01,759
Are you doing some body work
here in Vegas?
1268
00:54:01,759 --> 00:54:03,848
Yeah, you could say that.
1269
00:54:03,848 --> 00:54:05,589
Well, I'm happy to see you.
1270
00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:07,025
What are you doing here?
1271
00:54:07,025 --> 00:54:09,201
I always stop in here
after I drop Amos off
1272
00:54:09,201 --> 00:54:11,203
at our sister chapel
to teach Bible study.
1273
00:54:14,468 --> 00:54:16,121
Hands off, ladies,
1274
00:54:16,121 --> 00:54:18,385
Slim's about to take you
to church.
1275
00:54:19,647 --> 00:54:21,562
Hallelujah.
1276
00:54:24,652 --> 00:54:26,349
I hope I didn't give you
the wrong idea
1277
00:54:26,349 --> 00:54:28,308
the last time we spoke.
- No!
1278
00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,005
Amos and I are fine,
1279
00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,529
I just think
we've lost that spark.
1280
00:54:33,051 --> 00:54:34,749
Well, you can always
get that back.
1281
00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:36,751
You know what they say
about a spark;
1282
00:54:36,751 --> 00:54:39,667
it doesn't take much
to turn into a flame.
1283
00:54:41,233 --> 00:54:43,279
Guess that depends on
who's lighting it.
1284
00:54:46,369 --> 00:54:47,892
Do you like what you see?
1285
00:54:47,892 --> 00:54:50,025
Yes, Lord.
1286
00:54:50,504 --> 00:54:52,288
I'm talking about
the menu, silly.
1287
00:54:52,288 --> 00:54:55,378
I was talking about the same
thing you were talking about!
1288
00:54:55,378 --> 00:54:57,206
It's like we were reading
the same menu.
1289
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:58,947
- Exactly. Pie. Menu.
- It's weird.
1290
00:54:59,730 --> 00:55:01,732
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1291
00:55:01,732 --> 00:55:03,734
Um...
1292
00:55:04,996 --> 00:55:06,781
Um! Um!
1293
00:55:08,522 --> 00:55:11,133
Forget church, this is heaven.
1294
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:14,354
Come on, a little cheating
ain't so bad. Little bit?
1295
00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:17,444
No, I got to watch what I eat.
1296
00:55:21,622 --> 00:55:25,016
Look at that big old handsome
block of chocolate.
1297
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,631
Whipped cream,
rainbow sprinkles,
1298
00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,328
maraschino cherries!
1299
00:55:32,328 --> 00:55:35,505
We're going to change your name
from Big Des to Big Diabetes!
1300
00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:43,383
Yo, we're going to need some
more money to cover that body.
1301
00:55:48,388 --> 00:55:49,737
Hey, baby.
1302
00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:51,826
Ladies.
1303
00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,567
You all ladies looking good.
1304
00:55:53,567 --> 00:55:55,699
You all looking real good
out there.
1305
00:55:55,699 --> 00:55:59,137
I'm Mr. Big,
and it has been 25 years
1306
00:55:59,137 --> 00:56:00,269
since we've been on this stage.
1307
00:56:00,269 --> 00:56:03,141
And I want to say,
it is so good,
1308
00:56:03,141 --> 00:56:05,796
it is so good...
1309
00:56:07,972 --> 00:56:09,365
...to be back on the strip!
1310
00:56:12,063 --> 00:56:14,283
All right, well,
without further ado, ladies,
1311
00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:16,546
I'm going to give you
what you all been waiting for,
1312
00:56:16,546 --> 00:56:19,549
Mr. Black Magic!
1313
00:56:36,653 --> 00:56:40,265
And abracadabra!
Just like that, my Merlin...
1314
00:56:40,265 --> 00:56:42,050
I mean, Black Magic,
1315
00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:43,965
made all his fears disappear
1316
00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:47,621
and kept his fans coming back
for more. For real!
1317
00:56:47,621 --> 00:56:50,275
Them crazy ladies went lining
up every night
1318
00:56:50,275 --> 00:56:53,453
hoping to get a look at what
my baby had up his sleeve.
1319
00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,942
Shake your booty!
1320
00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:08,903
Oh, that's right,
the Chips are back
1321
00:57:08,903 --> 00:57:10,165
and they've never been bigger.
1322
00:57:27,051 --> 00:57:30,359
Hold on just a second.
Yeah, credit card, hold on.
1323
00:57:37,148 --> 00:57:38,585
All right, there you go.
1324
00:57:51,989 --> 00:57:54,122
But I don't want
any threesomes in the bathroom.
1325
00:57:54,122 --> 00:57:55,340
The last time you did this,
1326
00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:57,342
we needed a spackle knife
to take it off.
1327
00:58:00,084 --> 00:58:01,085
Hey, Merlin!
1328
00:58:01,085 --> 00:58:02,434
Hey, Robin, what's up?
1329
00:58:02,434 --> 00:58:03,784
I have something to tell you,
1330
00:58:03,784 --> 00:58:06,221
but it sounds super loud there.
1331
00:58:06,221 --> 00:58:08,571
Oh, yeah, yeah, well,
I'm about to do a show.
1332
00:58:08,571 --> 00:58:10,442
Wow, they sure do love magic!
1333
00:58:10,442 --> 00:58:12,575
Magic is really big out here.
1334
00:58:12,575 --> 00:58:14,185
Show us your dick!
1335
00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:16,144
Wait, what was that?
1336
00:58:16,144 --> 00:58:18,581
They said,
"Show us your tricks!"
1337
00:58:18,581 --> 00:58:19,974
I'm a magician.
1338
00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:21,628
They're actually
calling me now, Robin,
1339
00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,151
so I'm sorry!
We can talk later.
1340
00:58:23,151 --> 00:58:23,978
Wait, wait, Merlin...
1341
00:58:23,978 --> 00:58:25,545
Okay. Bye, bye.
1342
00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:26,850
Bye.
1343
00:58:31,289 --> 00:58:34,684
I knew this shit would work.
I knew it would work! I knew it.
1344
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,299
What's that new move called?
1345
00:58:41,299 --> 00:58:42,997
I call it the Apple Pie.
1346
00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:44,738
I like that. Yeah.
1347
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,134
That's a nice ride.
1348
00:58:50,134 --> 00:58:52,746
You working that white man
privilege stereotype.
1349
00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:54,878
Stereotype?
Look who's talking, dude.
1350
00:58:54,878 --> 00:58:56,532
You've got four kids
and a baby momma.
1351
00:58:56,532 --> 00:58:57,881
Says the man
that wears blackface.
1352
00:58:57,881 --> 00:58:59,100
Never painted my face.
1353
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,362
Says the man
that wears black ass!
1354
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:01,755
I only do it for the show,
1355
00:59:01,755 --> 00:59:03,408
it's not like I walk around town
like that.
1356
00:59:03,408 --> 00:59:05,149
Dude, there's nothing
you could say
1357
00:59:05,149 --> 00:59:06,368
to convince me
that I'm privileged!
1358
00:59:06,368 --> 00:59:08,109
Agreed. There's nothing else
to say.
1359
00:59:08,109 --> 00:59:10,546
You ever heard of a place
called Duke's Diner?
1360
00:59:11,895 --> 00:59:13,941
I got some of Eve's receipts.
1361
00:59:13,941 --> 00:59:15,551
And I call over there,
and they says
1362
00:59:15,551 --> 00:59:19,120
she's been having coffee
every week with her husband,
1363
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,817
but I've never been there
before!
1364
00:59:20,817 --> 00:59:22,514
Maybe he's a friend.
1365
00:59:22,514 --> 00:59:25,343
If there's a male friend
who has the audacity
1366
00:59:25,343 --> 00:59:28,608
to take his ass over there
and sit with my wife
1367
00:59:28,608 --> 00:59:30,479
and have coffee every damn week,
1368
00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,829
he deserves an ass whooping!
1369
00:59:33,525 --> 00:59:35,136
Come on, you're overreacting.
1370
00:59:35,136 --> 00:59:36,790
Eve wouldn't do you like that, man,
1371
00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:38,400
she's not that kind of woman!
1372
00:59:39,401 --> 00:59:40,532
I don't know, man.
1373
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,753
The romance has cooled.
1374
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:46,234
And it's crazy,
because I'm out here
1375
00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:47,975
shaking my ass for strangers,
1376
00:59:47,975 --> 00:59:50,804
but I can't do it
with my own damn wife!
1377
00:59:50,804 --> 00:59:52,675
I feel like a damn hypocrite!
1378
00:59:52,675 --> 00:59:54,634
I may need to practice
what I preach.
1379
00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:57,724
Maybe you should preach
what you practice.
1380
00:59:57,724 --> 00:59:59,464
If you like shaking ass in
front of women,
1381
00:59:59,464 --> 01:00:01,118
maybe you should do it
in front of your wife.
1382
01:00:02,119 --> 01:00:04,426
If you don't,
somebody else will.
1383
01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:06,950
And they ain't going to want
no coffee.
1384
01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:09,300
That's for damn sure.
1385
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,651
They're going
to want that pussy.
1386
01:00:15,393 --> 01:00:17,918
So, as the Chips
blew up again,
1387
01:00:17,918 --> 01:00:19,267
word started to spread
1388
01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:21,791
and Rita got calls
for some big money gigs.
1389
01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:23,271
It's going to be worth it.
1390
01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:28,798
So, Rita dug up some
old ass superhero costumes
1391
01:00:28,798 --> 01:00:31,714
and booked Merlin and the guys
for a bachelorette party.
1392
01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:39,853
All right, everyone!
1393
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:46,773
And while my baby was
up there bumping and grinding,
1394
01:00:46,773 --> 01:00:48,644
they brought in
the bachelorette.
1395
01:00:48,644 --> 01:00:49,993
Night Man!
1396
01:00:49,993 --> 01:00:52,953
And y'all never going
to guess who it was.
1397
01:00:52,953 --> 01:00:55,346
Aw, shit, y'all already know!
1398
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,741
Robin? Robin, oh sh...
1399
01:00:58,741 --> 01:01:00,700
Oh my! Oh, it's so big!
1400
01:01:01,657 --> 01:01:03,398
I'm sorry, sir.
1401
01:01:03,398 --> 01:01:06,096
It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.
1402
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,359
Look, I'm sorry
to alarm you, ma'am.
1403
01:01:08,359 --> 01:01:11,101
Hey, wait one second,
Night Man.
1404
01:01:11,928 --> 01:01:16,541
Come on, Gia! All I asked
for was spa time, massage,
1405
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:19,153
and to hang with my girls.
I mean, what is this?
1406
01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:20,720
But we did all that, sweetie!
1407
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,547
Now it's time to hang
with the guys.
1408
01:01:22,547 --> 01:01:24,158
When I mean hang, it's like...
1409
01:01:24,898 --> 01:01:26,464
Okay, music, thank you!
1410
01:01:31,774 --> 01:01:33,733
- Hi.
- Hi.
1411
01:01:42,045 --> 01:01:44,308
Wait, where do I put this?
1412
01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:48,835
Oh... Um...
1413
01:01:51,315 --> 01:01:53,491
It's not like that...
1414
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:03,893
Oh my God, I'm so random!
1415
01:02:03,893 --> 01:02:05,939
Wait, what the hell?
Gia, what are you doing?
1416
01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:07,418
You need to take these off!
1417
01:02:07,418 --> 01:02:09,377
No, you two need
to get a room.
1418
01:02:09,377 --> 01:02:11,422
You guys are
a regular dynamic duo.
1419
01:02:11,422 --> 01:02:12,815
Okay? All right,
1420
01:02:12,815 --> 01:02:14,948
I'm going to lock you in a room
until you get laid
1421
01:02:14,948 --> 01:02:17,472
or we run out of stripper tips,
whoever comes first.
1422
01:02:17,472 --> 01:02:18,647
Um, great.
1423
01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:27,699
I'm sorry about all that.
1424
01:02:27,699 --> 01:02:29,527
So, you have no keys, huh,
do you?
1425
01:02:30,485 --> 01:02:33,531
I guess it's time for plan B.
1426
01:02:33,531 --> 01:02:36,665
Oh, uh-uh! Sorry, we are not
having sex, no.
1427
01:02:36,665 --> 01:02:40,060
No, no, no, no.
I just meant for the cuffs.
1428
01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:41,583
For the handcuffs.
1429
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:44,629
Do you happen to have
a bobby pin or...
1430
01:02:44,629 --> 01:02:48,068
Oh, no. But I know where
we can find one.
1431
01:02:49,460 --> 01:02:52,289
I just thought you should know
Robin just left
1432
01:02:52,289 --> 01:02:55,031
with one of
these stripper brothas.
1433
01:02:55,031 --> 01:03:00,297
Damn, I can't believe
she would do me like that!
1434
01:03:00,297 --> 01:03:01,995
Yeah, Rob's my girl,
1435
01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:05,041
but I would hate to see a good,
fine man like you get played.
1436
01:03:05,737 --> 01:03:07,217
Good looking, I'm on it.
1437
01:03:07,217 --> 01:03:08,523
Of course, B, any time!
1438
01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:10,481
You know I am here
for you for whatever...
1439
01:03:10,481 --> 01:03:11,874
I'm on it, thank you,
good looking.
1440
01:03:11,874 --> 01:03:13,833
Literally what...
1441
01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:14,703
Blaze?
1442
01:03:15,573 --> 01:03:17,532
I think we're in
this room right over here.
1443
01:03:18,402 --> 01:03:20,709
- I'm Night Man!
- Right here.
1444
01:03:23,016 --> 01:03:24,974
Oh, nice place.
1445
01:03:25,975 --> 01:03:27,629
As soon as Gia said
1446
01:03:27,629 --> 01:03:28,935
she was giving me
a bachelorette party,
1447
01:03:28,935 --> 01:03:30,371
I booked this room.
1448
01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:32,112
I'm not into that kind
of thing. No offense!
1449
01:03:32,503 --> 01:03:34,201
I just don't think
it's appropriate
1450
01:03:34,201 --> 01:03:35,419
if you already found
the right guy.
1451
01:03:35,419 --> 01:03:37,769
I see. Um...
1452
01:03:37,769 --> 01:03:39,684
But are you sure
he's the right guy?
1453
01:03:40,163 --> 01:03:42,513
Huh... Yeah!
1454
01:03:42,513 --> 01:03:44,124
I mean, he's handsome.
1455
01:03:45,038 --> 01:03:46,953
His career is on fire.
1456
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:50,434
And everyone says I'd be crazy
not to marry him anyway.
1457
01:03:50,434 --> 01:03:52,436
So, yeah.
1458
01:03:53,698 --> 01:03:56,440
But are you in love...
1459
01:03:59,052 --> 01:04:00,357
...with him?
1460
01:04:02,011 --> 01:04:05,319
What? Damn it!
I can't do this.
1461
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:07,277
Why don't you just
call it off?
1462
01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:09,410
Um...
1463
01:04:10,237 --> 01:04:14,154
No, the handcuffs.
I can't open them.
1464
01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,633
The handcuffs.
1465
01:04:17,505 --> 01:04:18,898
Silly Night Man!
1466
01:04:18,898 --> 01:04:21,117
911? There's an emergency.
1467
01:04:21,117 --> 01:04:24,773
There's a young innocent woman
being taken advantage of
1468
01:04:24,773 --> 01:04:26,383
by some strippers
in a hotel room.
1469
01:04:26,383 --> 01:04:28,995
Did I mention that
they're all...
1470
01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:30,039
Black?
1471
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:31,693
Yeah.
1472
01:04:31,693 --> 01:04:34,130
I'll take one of these.
Hold tight, hold tight.
1473
01:04:36,219 --> 01:04:38,787
It's not my first time in cuffs.
1474
01:04:38,787 --> 01:04:40,484
Right.
1475
01:04:40,484 --> 01:04:42,225
Guess that's part of your job.
1476
01:04:42,225 --> 01:04:44,097
Nice work. Thank you.
1477
01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:53,106
I want them to think
they got their money's worth.
1478
01:04:53,106 --> 01:04:54,934
Can you stay a while
before you go?
1479
01:04:57,893 --> 01:04:59,939
- Sure, sure.
- Thanks.
1480
01:05:01,114 --> 01:05:03,507
- I can give you a hand.
- Yeah, I think I need that.
1481
01:05:03,507 --> 01:05:04,508
Yeah, okay.
1482
01:05:12,429 --> 01:05:14,083
You think Merlin's
all right, man?
1483
01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:15,650
Oh, he's good, man.
1484
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:18,087
He's probably somewhere butt
naked with the bride-to-be!
1485
01:05:18,087 --> 01:05:19,915
- He did leave his cape.
- I got it!
1486
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,222
Why are they searching
the cars?
1487
01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:23,397
What?
1488
01:05:23,397 --> 01:05:24,659
Why are they checking
inside the cars?
1489
01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:25,790
Can't be for us, right?
1490
01:05:25,790 --> 01:05:27,531
We the only brothers out here.
1491
01:05:27,531 --> 01:05:30,578
- Dr. X, you better drive.
- Why, it's your car?
1492
01:05:30,578 --> 01:05:31,405
You're white.
1493
01:05:32,797 --> 01:05:34,408
We all know the routine.
1494
01:05:34,408 --> 01:05:36,845
We all get in the back
and we all hide.
1495
01:05:36,845 --> 01:05:38,412
Yeah, but what
are we hiding for?
1496
01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:39,804
We didn't do anything wrong.
1497
01:05:39,804 --> 01:05:42,285
Come on, guys, I'm not scared
of the police.
1498
01:05:42,285 --> 01:05:44,722
That's 'cause they're
not looking for you, Exy.
1499
01:05:44,722 --> 01:05:46,333
Right.
1500
01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:49,858
Help us out, X.
Drive the car.
1501
01:05:49,858 --> 01:05:52,252
- I'm just saying.
- Son of a bitch!
1502
01:05:52,252 --> 01:05:54,167
- What?
- It's you!
1503
01:05:54,167 --> 01:05:57,039
You're the one who's been
going out with my wife!
1504
01:05:58,171 --> 01:05:59,346
It's you!
1505
01:05:59,346 --> 01:06:00,521
You dropped my fucking cigarette.
1506
01:06:00,521 --> 01:06:02,349
No, you backstabbing bastard!
1507
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:05,439
- She likes pie!
- Guys, guys, chill out!
1508
01:06:05,439 --> 01:06:07,658
It's him! He needs
to chill out!
1509
01:06:07,658 --> 01:06:09,965
Tell that snake ass right there
to chill out!
1510
01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:11,140
Somebody going down.
1511
01:06:11,140 --> 01:06:12,968
According to your wife,
it ain't you!
1512
01:06:12,968 --> 01:06:14,187
That's all I'm saying.
1513
01:06:14,187 --> 01:06:15,275
What did you say?
1514
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:17,103
I said, "According
to your wife..."
1515
01:06:19,061 --> 01:06:21,063
God! Jesus Christ, Amos!
1516
01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:26,155
I'm going to snatch your beard
off your fucking face!
1517
01:06:32,161 --> 01:06:33,684
Hello, Officer,
what's the problem?
1518
01:06:34,076 --> 01:06:36,426
Oh, just looking for some
thug male dancers.
1519
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:37,819
You are free to go.
1520
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:41,301
Um, hold on, why did you
call them thugs?
1521
01:06:41,301 --> 01:06:43,042
Because they fit
the description.
1522
01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:45,261
Really?
1523
01:06:45,261 --> 01:06:48,743
Just some ghetto stripper motherfuckers.
1524
01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:51,354
I'll have you know, Officer,
1525
01:06:51,354 --> 01:06:54,879
I am one of those
ghetto strippers...
1526
01:06:54,879 --> 01:06:56,142
motherfucker!
1527
01:06:56,142 --> 01:06:58,753
Keystone cop, shit,
you got me fucked...
1528
01:06:58,753 --> 01:07:00,624
Sorry, I'm sorry!
1529
01:07:00,624 --> 01:07:02,539
My name is Dr. Alexander Pike,
I work at Memorial Health.
1530
01:07:02,539 --> 01:07:03,801
I'm sorry, I'm insured!
1531
01:07:03,801 --> 01:07:05,716
I give to the Policeman's Ball
every year!
1532
01:07:06,108 --> 01:07:08,154
I guess you feel
pretty black now.
1533
01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:11,026
Hey, man, I never understood
1534
01:07:11,026 --> 01:07:12,810
all this shit you guys
go through every day
1535
01:07:12,810 --> 01:07:14,725
that I don't have
to worry about.
1536
01:07:14,725 --> 01:07:16,945
I'm really sorry.
- Don't be.
1537
01:07:16,945 --> 01:07:18,816
You know what, it's just like
you said the first time;
1538
01:07:18,816 --> 01:07:20,340
we didn't do anything wrong.
1539
01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:21,428
It's just how it is.
1540
01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:22,994
You know what?
1541
01:07:22,994 --> 01:07:24,648
I got an idea
to get us out of here.
1542
01:07:25,954 --> 01:07:27,999
All right, do your thing,
Baby Jesus.
1543
01:07:27,999 --> 01:07:30,350
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
1544
01:07:30,350 --> 01:07:31,916
- We're good!
- What are you doing?
1545
01:07:31,916 --> 01:07:34,093
Officer, excuse me,
can I speak to you for a minute?
1546
01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:36,007
Slim, pray, pray for us, Slim.
1547
01:07:36,007 --> 01:07:37,531
We going to jail.
1548
01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,968
I got a thong on,
we going to jail.
1549
01:07:39,968 --> 01:07:41,970
- We going to jail, bro.
- I got a thong...
1550
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:44,277
- Hey, you four are free to go.
- What?
1551
01:07:45,278 --> 01:07:47,062
What did you show him
in your phone?
1552
01:07:47,062 --> 01:07:48,542
I showed him a picture
of Bambi,
1553
01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:51,806
and then I offered him
a free boob job for his wife.
1554
01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:55,070
I got to do it for free,
but now we're free!
1555
01:07:55,070 --> 01:07:56,202
So...
1556
01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:57,377
All right, well, hey!
1557
01:07:57,377 --> 01:07:59,814
Oh God, oh God!
1558
01:08:00,206 --> 01:08:01,946
He's talking to you.
1559
01:08:01,946 --> 01:08:04,993
I am privileged! Oh God!
1560
01:08:04,993 --> 01:08:06,690
Well, you got the privilege
of driving now.
1561
01:08:06,690 --> 01:08:08,692
- Yeah.
- Least I could do.
1562
01:08:17,701 --> 01:08:18,876
Next thing you know,
1563
01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,617
my son woke up
in a strange bed,
1564
01:08:20,617 --> 01:08:22,184
unsure where he was,
1565
01:08:22,184 --> 01:08:25,187
wearing a mask
and some torn leopard panties.
1566
01:08:25,187 --> 01:08:27,189
But we all been there,
am I right?
1567
01:08:27,189 --> 01:08:29,191
Oh, just me?
1568
01:08:37,199 --> 01:08:39,506
I'm Night Man. Night Man.
1569
01:08:41,029 --> 01:08:43,074
I can't go out there like this.
1570
01:08:47,035 --> 01:08:48,732
A stripper
in a superhero outfit?
1571
01:08:48,732 --> 01:08:50,212
I can't believe
you just let them run off.
1572
01:08:50,212 --> 01:08:51,735
I didn't know she
had another room!
1573
01:08:51,735 --> 01:08:53,259
And what's up with security?
1574
01:08:53,259 --> 01:08:55,348
When I called, they treated it
like it was some big joke.
1575
01:08:55,348 --> 01:08:57,219
Okay, well, you do have
a prank show, B.
1576
01:08:59,787 --> 01:09:01,397
Hold on!
1577
01:09:02,224 --> 01:09:04,444
Well, look who has
their own room.
1578
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:07,316
So what? I just needed
to be alone. I mean...
1579
01:09:07,316 --> 01:09:09,405
And... are you?
1580
01:09:09,927 --> 01:09:11,886
Alone?
- What?
1581
01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:14,193
Of course I'm alone, I swear!
1582
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:15,759
Why would you ever
think otherwise?
1583
01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:17,370
Good morning, guys,
welcome to Vegas!
1584
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:18,414
What?
1585
01:09:18,414 --> 01:09:19,546
Yo...
1586
01:09:19,546 --> 01:09:21,025
Why is the clown in your room?
1587
01:09:21,025 --> 01:09:22,026
Magician!
1588
01:09:22,026 --> 01:09:23,680
Why are you in my room?
1589
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,552
Well, momma said that
you were out here,
1590
01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:28,729
so I asked the maid to let me in
to surprise you!
1591
01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:31,906
Okay, then what's up with
the outfit, Mervin?
1592
01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:33,124
It's Merlin.
1593
01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:36,519
And a charity magic show
at the hospital.
1594
01:09:36,519 --> 01:09:40,784
The kids love The King,
so I'm Black Elvis.
1595
01:09:40,784 --> 01:09:43,004
Blelvis!
- You satisfied?
1596
01:09:43,004 --> 01:09:46,225
How is this going to work
if we don't have trust, Blaze?
1597
01:09:46,616 --> 01:09:47,835
Not cool, Blaze.
1598
01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:49,271
That's really not cool, man.
1599
01:09:49,271 --> 01:09:53,057
Anyway, if you don't mind,
1600
01:09:53,057 --> 01:09:55,059
I just came to take
my old friend out on the town.
1601
01:09:55,059 --> 01:09:57,975
Yeah, I don't think so,
because we got other plans.
1602
01:09:57,975 --> 01:10:00,587
Right, baby? We got other plans.
- No, not anymore.
1603
01:10:00,587 --> 01:10:03,459
I think I'd rather go be
with someone who truly knows me.
1604
01:10:03,459 --> 01:10:04,895
Okay, it's like that?
1605
01:10:05,592 --> 01:10:07,463
It's like that,
so I should just...
1606
01:10:07,463 --> 01:10:08,943
I should leave then, huh?
1607
01:10:09,465 --> 01:10:11,772
All right. Let's go.
1608
01:10:11,772 --> 01:10:13,121
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Let's go.
1609
01:10:14,731 --> 01:10:16,516
He's an asshole sometimes.
1610
01:10:16,516 --> 01:10:19,301
I know. Yeah,
I sense it, I sense it.
1611
01:10:21,825 --> 01:10:25,351
Hey, man, that's my sign!
Don't worry about the door.
1612
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,484
First room service,
now a limo. How do you do it?
1613
01:10:28,484 --> 01:10:30,225
A magician never reveals
his tricks.
1614
01:10:30,225 --> 01:10:33,750
Hey, man! Hey, man,
that's my suit, that's my car!
1615
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:34,969
Blelvis has left the building!
1616
01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:37,276
Drive, drive, sir, please!
1617
01:10:38,755 --> 01:10:40,279
So, you said
he was the only one
1618
01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:42,019
in and out of Robin's room
all night?
1619
01:10:43,020 --> 01:10:45,501
Whoa, so the clown
is the stripper?
1620
01:10:46,241 --> 01:10:47,895
Humpty is hung!
1621
01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:51,333
And he's playing my girl
for a fool.
1622
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,856
I better text her.
1623
01:10:52,856 --> 01:10:54,205
Wait, wait, wait.
1624
01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:55,946
I know a better way
1625
01:10:55,946 --> 01:10:57,731
you and I could show her
who's the real fool.
1626
01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:00,429
So, when can I see
your magic show?
1627
01:11:00,429 --> 01:11:02,388
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1628
01:11:02,388 --> 01:11:04,128
So, this is actually
my week off.
1629
01:11:04,128 --> 01:11:06,217
But this trip isn't about me,
1630
01:11:06,217 --> 01:11:08,698
it's about you and
your bachelorette party.
1631
01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:11,048
Not really. This trip
is about Blaze.
1632
01:11:11,048 --> 01:11:12,789
We came to see Blaze's
first comedy show.
1633
01:11:12,789 --> 01:11:15,836
He's been blowing up ever since
he announced our engagement.
1634
01:11:15,836 --> 01:11:17,098
But are you, um...
1635
01:11:17,098 --> 01:11:18,491
Are you ready to marry him?
1636
01:11:20,188 --> 01:11:22,321
I have to be.
1637
01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:23,626
He made a deal
1638
01:11:23,626 --> 01:11:25,193
to livestream the wedding online
as a big event.
1639
01:11:25,976 --> 01:11:27,238
Blaze's dream wedding.
1640
01:11:27,238 --> 01:11:29,066
Wait, you're livestreaming
your wedding?
1641
01:11:29,066 --> 01:11:30,372
Yeah.
1642
01:11:30,372 --> 01:11:32,026
That does not sound like
your dream wedding!
1643
01:11:32,026 --> 01:11:34,637
I pictured your wedding
as something smaller,
1644
01:11:34,637 --> 01:11:36,900
just people you know
and a little less planned.
1645
01:11:36,900 --> 01:11:39,033
More free, like you and...
1646
01:11:40,077 --> 01:11:42,428
Damn, that does sound like me.
1647
01:11:42,993 --> 01:11:45,431
But the publicity helps him,
so it's all good.
1648
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:48,347
I just wish he knew me
like you do, you know?
1649
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:51,959
For the wedding, he wants me
to wear my hair straight.
1650
01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:54,309
But I don't know,
I'd rather go natural.
1651
01:11:54,309 --> 01:11:57,486
He's buying me a Chanel gown, yeah.
1652
01:11:57,486 --> 01:12:00,576
But I prefer something simple. He...
1653
01:12:02,012 --> 01:12:04,754
He literally wants trap music
for our first dance.
1654
01:12:05,407 --> 01:12:06,495
I mean, really?
1655
01:12:06,495 --> 01:12:08,541
Why don't you just
tell him that?
1656
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,803
Don't you want him to know?
1657
01:12:10,369 --> 01:12:13,110
I want him to want to know.
You know?
1658
01:12:13,110 --> 01:12:16,810
Like I just try to be positive,
one day he will.
1659
01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:18,594
How do you do that?
1660
01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:20,770
No, seriously,
ever since we were kids,
1661
01:12:20,770 --> 01:12:22,511
I ain't ever seen you mad.
1662
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,383
Why bother?
1663
01:12:25,035 --> 01:12:27,516
If I trust you,
I can't be mad at you.
1664
01:12:28,517 --> 01:12:32,086
And if I don't trust you,
why are we even together?
1665
01:12:34,436 --> 01:12:36,264
But just as
Robin was wondering
1666
01:12:36,264 --> 01:12:38,658
if her fiancé
really had her back,
1667
01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:41,704
turns out it was Merlin
who needed to cover his ass.
1668
01:12:43,053 --> 01:12:44,707
- There's my Robin.
- Hey, babe.
1669
01:12:44,707 --> 01:12:47,188
I'm sorry about what happened
this morning. I just...
1670
01:12:47,188 --> 01:12:48,755
The thought of you being
with another man,
1671
01:12:48,755 --> 01:12:49,756
it just drives me crazy.
1672
01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:50,974
Blaze,
don't even trip, man,
1673
01:12:50,974 --> 01:12:52,367
we're just friends.
- Yeah, no, no,
1674
01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:53,890
I wasn't talking about you, Melvin.
1675
01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:55,501
I was talking about someone
who could be competition.
1676
01:12:55,501 --> 01:13:01,071
But listen, my warm-up comic
dropped out of my show tomorrow,
1677
01:13:01,071 --> 01:13:02,421
and I need a new act.
1678
01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:04,684
What?
1679
01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:06,250
You want me to be...
1680
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,513
Tomorrow, do my magic act?
1681
01:13:07,948 --> 01:13:10,646
Yeah. You don't do
another act, do you?
1682
01:13:10,646 --> 01:13:12,735
- No, man, of course not!
- So, you're free?
1683
01:13:12,735 --> 01:13:15,825
- I'm all free, man, thank you!
- I appreciate you, bro.
1684
01:13:15,825 --> 01:13:18,306
I want to catch up with my girl,
but bring your A-game tomorrow.
1685
01:13:18,306 --> 01:13:19,568
No problem, Mr. Blaze, sir.
1686
01:13:19,568 --> 01:13:20,613
I'll be there early, too.
1687
01:13:20,613 --> 01:13:22,136
Congrats. Congrats, Merlin!
1688
01:13:22,136 --> 01:13:24,051
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
1689
01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:26,314
Yo, can I get some of
this Bulleit bourbon, please?
1690
01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:27,620
Man!
1691
01:13:28,011 --> 01:13:29,491
Thank you.
1692
01:13:29,491 --> 01:13:30,710
Um!
1693
01:13:34,496 --> 01:13:37,020
Okay, you heard Merlin.
1694
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:38,326
This is a huge shot for him
1695
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:40,241
that could lead to a lot
of really big things.
1696
01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:43,853
And it could also be
the end of the Chips.
1697
01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:46,073
So, I say, fellas,
we go out there tonight,
1698
01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:48,118
perform like it's our last show.
1699
01:13:48,118 --> 01:13:49,685
Hey, let's go out
with a bang, guys.
1700
01:13:49,685 --> 01:13:52,253
Bang, bang!
- Bang!
1701
01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:55,299
Wait, guys, so...
Where's Luther at?
1702
01:13:56,126 --> 01:13:59,260
Honestly, he wasn't too happy
when he heard
1703
01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:01,305
that the Chips might be
breaking up again.
1704
01:14:01,828 --> 01:14:03,743
Oh, look, guys,
let's wrap this up,
1705
01:14:03,743 --> 01:14:06,223
because I got a private show
with a lady.
1706
01:14:06,223 --> 01:14:07,834
Oh!
1707
01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,357
Okay, all right!
1708
01:14:09,357 --> 01:14:10,837
Let me get the room, okay?
1709
01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:12,447
All right, guess we better go.
1710
01:14:12,447 --> 01:14:15,319
Mr. X here a lot of time
to put on that spray tan.
1711
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:19,672
Nope, not anymore.
I threw all that stuff out.
1712
01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:22,588
From now on, I'm 100 % me.
1713
01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:25,242
What about
stuffing your crotch?
1714
01:14:25,242 --> 01:14:26,374
Okay, 95 %.
1715
01:14:26,374 --> 01:14:27,810
I've got to keep
the schlong, man.
1716
01:14:27,810 --> 01:14:29,551
Got to keep a big schlong,
you know?
1717
01:14:29,551 --> 01:14:30,596
Get out of here, man!
1718
01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:32,598
- Dr. X!
- Yeah.
1719
01:14:32,598 --> 01:14:35,514
Get them, kid. Oh, man!
1720
01:14:36,427 --> 01:14:38,952
Put on something sexy,
a little...
1721
01:14:39,953 --> 01:14:41,389
...thong-thong.
1722
01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:44,827
Wow, this should
be a good night.
1723
01:14:45,436 --> 01:14:50,180
We ought to dim these lights,
give it the right setting.
1724
01:14:51,442 --> 01:14:53,401
Cookie Club!
1725
01:14:54,010 --> 01:14:55,925
Going to miss the guys
being together.
1726
01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:58,188
Cookie Club in pink.
1727
01:14:58,188 --> 01:14:59,712
Back at it again.
1728
01:14:59,712 --> 01:15:01,844
Some things never change.
1729
01:15:01,844 --> 01:15:04,151
Know what'd be a good
color to put this in?
1730
01:15:04,151 --> 01:15:06,066
Black and blue.
- Black and blue?
1731
01:15:06,066 --> 01:15:07,850
Yeah, uh-huh.
1732
01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:09,504
What's up with that, huh?
1733
01:15:09,504 --> 01:15:11,158
You think I'm a bitch
or something?
1734
01:15:11,158 --> 01:15:13,987
You think I'm going to sit here
while you seduce my wife?
1735
01:15:13,987 --> 01:15:15,771
You think that's going
to happen, Playboy?
1736
01:15:16,163 --> 01:15:19,122
First of all, I wasn't trying
to seduce your wife, okay?
1737
01:15:19,122 --> 01:15:22,430
I set up your solo
1738
01:15:22,430 --> 01:15:24,606
so she could see you dance.
1739
01:15:24,606 --> 01:15:28,044
She... loves you, okay?
1740
01:15:33,397 --> 01:15:35,225
Tired, ain't you?
1741
01:15:40,317 --> 01:15:43,451
I want you to share
the spirit that you have
1742
01:15:43,451 --> 01:15:45,758
with these other women
with your wife, man!
1743
01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:48,282
When I was choking you...
1744
01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:49,196
did you feel anything?
1745
01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:50,501
No.
1746
01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:51,807
Boop!
1747
01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:58,379
Desmond, I came as you asked,
1748
01:15:58,379 --> 01:15:59,685
but I think you got
the wrong impression.
1749
01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:02,035
I love my husband
very, very much.
1750
01:16:03,253 --> 01:16:05,647
And your husband loves you.
1751
01:16:05,647 --> 01:16:07,388
Amos, what...
1752
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:09,999
Do you work here?
1753
01:16:11,653 --> 01:16:12,698
Yeah.
1754
01:16:13,829 --> 01:16:15,918
We've been helping Rita out
with the hotel.
1755
01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:18,094
But the truth is,
1756
01:16:18,094 --> 01:16:21,097
a part of me was gone
and I had to find it.
1757
01:16:22,490 --> 01:16:26,929
Look, now, I know you're upset,
but I needed an outlet.
1758
01:16:29,366 --> 01:16:30,629
Yeah.
1759
01:16:32,282 --> 01:16:33,501
I'm sorry.
1760
01:16:35,111 --> 01:16:37,418
I'm not upset
at what you're doing!
1761
01:16:37,418 --> 01:16:39,550
I'm upset at who
you're doing it for.
1762
01:16:40,551 --> 01:16:41,857
It should be me.
1763
01:16:42,728 --> 01:16:44,468
I didn't think
that's what you wanted.
1764
01:16:45,295 --> 01:16:47,558
You're a virtuous woman, Eve.
1765
01:16:47,558 --> 01:16:49,082
I ain't a nun!
1766
01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:51,258
All you had to do was ask.
1767
01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:53,652
Whatever it is
you've been looking for,
1768
01:16:53,652 --> 01:16:55,654
you can share it with me!
1769
01:16:59,353 --> 01:17:00,659
So...
1770
01:17:01,703 --> 01:17:03,183
...what do we do now?
1771
01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:10,103
I said,
"Share it with me, damn it!"
1772
01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:11,495
- Oh.
- Oh.
1773
01:17:11,495 --> 01:17:13,715
I just happen
to have an opening.
1774
01:17:15,717 --> 01:17:17,850
DJ, how about a little
something?
1775
01:17:17,850 --> 01:17:19,808
I got you, Slim!
1776
01:17:19,808 --> 01:17:21,331
Oh...
1777
01:17:22,289 --> 01:17:23,594
Oh!
1778
01:17:24,639 --> 01:17:25,684
Come on!
1779
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,164
Oh, oh!
1780
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:30,123
Pray for me.
1781
01:17:30,123 --> 01:17:31,951
That's a good thing you did, Des.
1782
01:17:32,647 --> 01:17:34,562
Yeah, I guess I'm just
a regular old saint.
1783
01:17:35,868 --> 01:17:38,131
Good looking out for me, too.
I see you called my wife.
1784
01:17:39,436 --> 01:17:41,656
Come on, give me
some big brown sugar!
1785
01:17:43,484 --> 01:17:45,268
I didn't call your wife.
1786
01:17:45,268 --> 01:17:48,358
Listen, it doesn't matter
who she came for.
1787
01:17:48,358 --> 01:17:51,274
All that matters is
who she's going home with.
1788
01:17:51,274 --> 01:17:54,451
Now, go out there and give her
a reason to want to go home.
1789
01:17:54,974 --> 01:17:56,932
Easy for you guys to say,
you both got brown sugar!
1790
01:17:56,932 --> 01:18:00,283
Come on, this brown sugar,
white sugar, it's just sugar!
1791
01:18:02,982 --> 01:18:04,940
I'm about to put her
in a diabetic coma!
1792
01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:13,557
Ladies, I hope you all are
ready for some white chocolate!
1793
01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:44,414
Go, white boy, go,
white boy, go!
1794
01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:49,158
Guess whose credit score
just went up?
1795
01:19:08,003 --> 01:19:11,093
Uh-uh, girls, put your money
back in your purses.
1796
01:19:11,093 --> 01:19:12,921
That there is my man!
1797
01:19:35,857 --> 01:19:39,078
All right, all right,
all right.
1798
01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:42,864
Now a man with something big
in front of him.
1799
01:19:44,387 --> 01:19:47,129
No, not that.
I'm talking about his future.
1800
01:19:47,913 --> 01:19:51,177
Yes, coming to the stage for
his final performance
1801
01:19:51,177 --> 01:19:52,743
with the Chocolate Chips...
1802
01:19:53,092 --> 01:19:54,441
Jesus!
1803
01:19:54,963 --> 01:19:57,009
Mister...
1804
01:19:57,009 --> 01:19:58,793
Mr. Black Magic.
1805
01:20:09,891 --> 01:20:13,329
Shake those jewels, baby,
the crown jewels!
1806
01:20:13,329 --> 01:20:15,288
Oh, God!
1807
01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:40,617
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
1808
01:20:40,617 --> 01:20:42,706
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
1809
01:20:46,928 --> 01:20:48,974
So, as my baby gave
his last dance
1810
01:20:48,974 --> 01:20:50,671
with the Chocolate Chips,
1811
01:20:50,671 --> 01:20:52,760
it was clear that
he had finally learned
1812
01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:54,675
how to do things his way.
1813
01:20:57,286 --> 01:21:00,028
Like I've been telling him
all his life,
1814
01:21:00,028 --> 01:21:02,944
you have to decide if you are
going to go big or go home.
1815
01:21:02,944 --> 01:21:04,511
Shake 'em, shake 'em,
shake 'em!
1816
01:21:06,643 --> 01:21:09,211
And for Merlin,
there was only one choice.
1817
01:21:10,256 --> 01:21:11,692
Go big!
1818
01:21:33,366 --> 01:21:34,802
Wow!
1819
01:21:36,804 --> 01:21:38,371
Haven't been this excited
for your show
1820
01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:39,415
since I was your assistant.
1821
01:21:39,415 --> 01:21:42,723
Yo, me too! Man!
1822
01:21:43,854 --> 01:21:46,031
God, I just hope
I don't blow it.
1823
01:21:46,031 --> 01:21:47,728
Now, Merlin, stop.
1824
01:21:47,728 --> 01:21:49,860
You know what I'm going to say.
- What?
1825
01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:51,601
Clearly you can do this.
1826
01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,387
You believe me, don't you?
1827
01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:57,956
I do.
1828
01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:01,046
Oh my fucking...
Everything is so unprofessional.
1829
01:22:01,046 --> 01:22:03,613
You all, can I have the stage?
- Hey, babe.
1830
01:22:03,613 --> 01:22:05,833
Babe, I do love you,
but I need y'all to leave.
1831
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,008
- Okay.
- Okay.
1832
01:22:07,008 --> 01:22:08,749
- So that I can rehearse.
- See you.
1833
01:22:08,749 --> 01:22:10,098
Okay, I'll catch you
later, babe.
1834
01:22:10,098 --> 01:22:12,013
Blaze? Sorry, I know
you're kind of busy.
1835
01:22:12,013 --> 01:22:14,015
But I just wanted to say thank
you again
1836
01:22:14,015 --> 01:22:15,582
for looking out for me.
- Yeah.
1837
01:22:15,582 --> 01:22:18,019
And I just wanted
to return the favor
1838
01:22:18,019 --> 01:22:20,021
by looking out for you,
so listen, okay.
1839
01:22:20,021 --> 01:22:22,415
So, about that wedding
you're planning.
1840
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,069
Robin not feeling it.
- She told you that?
1841
01:22:24,069 --> 01:22:25,679
How do you know that?
- I just know her.
1842
01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:27,811
And she's not into all the hype,
you know what I mean?
1843
01:22:27,811 --> 01:22:30,336
Like, she's all about small and...
1844
01:22:30,336 --> 01:22:31,902
- Small.
- ...personal at her wedding.
1845
01:22:31,902 --> 01:22:34,079
And, dude, about the designer
gowns and all that stuff?
1846
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,994
She's not really into it,
it don't really float her boat.
1847
01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:38,561
Go more like, cultural.
- Cultural.
1848
01:22:38,561 --> 01:22:40,389
Cultural. I'm telling you,
it's the move, it's the move.
1849
01:22:40,389 --> 01:22:42,000
That's the move. All right.
1850
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,045
And she really prefers
old school R&B over trap music.
1851
01:22:44,045 --> 01:22:46,395
Yeah, good looking out.
1852
01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,006
Good looking out,
I'll keep that in mind.
1853
01:22:51,618 --> 01:22:53,750
Finally,
my baby's big night.
1854
01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:56,405
I even flew my ass in
to see Merlin shine.
1855
01:22:56,405 --> 01:22:58,407
And he was ready
to leave stripper life,
1856
01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:02,063
but he still had another
big dick to deal with.
1857
01:23:02,063 --> 01:23:03,543
What's up, y'all?
You all know me.
1858
01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:05,719
You just got Blazed,
you know me.
1859
01:23:06,241 --> 01:23:07,851
Blazed.
1860
01:23:08,330 --> 01:23:10,941
Welcome to Blaze's house,
y'all.
1861
01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:15,772
And when you're in my house,
it's all about fun, okay?
1862
01:23:15,772 --> 01:23:18,079
So, I have a special treat
for you tonight.
1863
01:23:18,079 --> 01:23:19,341
A special treat!
1864
01:23:19,341 --> 01:23:20,516
I want to introduce you
1865
01:23:20,516 --> 01:23:23,867
to start the show off
to my main man,
1866
01:23:23,867 --> 01:23:27,306
the Amazing Marlow!
1867
01:23:27,306 --> 01:23:29,090
Come out here, Marlow.
1868
01:23:30,526 --> 01:23:34,965
Did he just call him Marlow?
Internet jackass.
1869
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:37,533
His name is Merlin.
1870
01:23:37,533 --> 01:23:38,708
Hey, what's up, everybody?
1871
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,232
- That's my baby.
- Is this thing on?
1872
01:23:40,232 --> 01:23:44,105
Okay, so, it's actually
the Amazing Merlin.
1873
01:23:44,105 --> 01:23:47,021
I'm actually here
to perform the art
1874
01:23:47,021 --> 01:23:50,720
of presta-digitation!
1875
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:53,332
Hey, whoa, enough with
the big words, buddy, okay?
1876
01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:55,725
But you're here, yes?
- Yeah.
1877
01:23:55,725 --> 01:24:00,339
Because you have
an impressive gift, yes?
1878
01:24:00,339 --> 01:24:02,776
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's quite impressive.
1879
01:24:02,776 --> 01:24:04,560
But let me just tell you
a little backstory.
1880
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,736
It's always been a big part
of me since I was a kid
1881
01:24:06,736 --> 01:24:10,914
and it just kind of kept
growing as I got older.
1882
01:24:10,914 --> 01:24:12,829
Wow, yeah, well,
yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
1883
01:24:12,829 --> 01:24:15,963
Well, I'm glad
that you hung in there.
1884
01:24:15,963 --> 01:24:17,704
I've been hanging.
1885
01:24:17,704 --> 01:24:19,358
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah,
'cause it's clear to see
1886
01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:22,404
that you are
the total package.
1887
01:24:22,404 --> 01:24:24,406
- That shit ain't funny.
- Come on, man.
1888
01:24:24,406 --> 01:24:26,713
You're like a natural.
Like me.
1889
01:24:26,713 --> 01:24:30,456
Like I consider myself like
the Michael Jordan of comedy.
1890
01:24:30,456 --> 01:24:32,458
Whereas with you, I feel like
1891
01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:35,417
you're more of a Magic Johnson!
1892
01:24:36,636 --> 01:24:39,160
That's literally
what I've been saying.
1893
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,902
I've been saying that
the whole time!
1894
01:24:41,902 --> 01:24:43,556
My mom been telling me that,
too!
1895
01:24:43,556 --> 01:24:45,340
Your mom told you that?
Your mom told you that.
1896
01:24:45,340 --> 01:24:46,472
Well, look at the screens.
1897
01:24:46,472 --> 01:24:47,995
Like, what do the screens
tell you?
1898
01:24:48,778 --> 01:24:50,040
That's you, yeah?
1899
01:24:51,477 --> 01:24:54,741
That's you, that's you, right?
Yeah?
1900
01:24:58,962 --> 01:25:00,747
Oh my God.
1901
01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:02,488
That's you, right?
1902
01:25:04,185 --> 01:25:06,622
It looks like you, so.
1903
01:25:13,107 --> 01:25:17,416
You just got Blazed!
1904
01:25:24,553 --> 01:25:27,252
Did homie just trip
on his third leg?
1905
01:25:28,644 --> 01:25:30,690
Lady and gentleman,
1906
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:33,954
it's time for us
to suit up. Come on!
1907
01:25:38,437 --> 01:25:39,612
Merlin!
1908
01:25:42,658 --> 01:25:45,183
You spent that whole night
with me and didn't tell me?
1909
01:25:46,184 --> 01:25:47,576
I don't believe this!
1910
01:25:56,803 --> 01:25:59,458
I think he just did that.
I know you're not laughing.
1911
01:25:59,849 --> 01:26:01,895
I know you're not laughing,
Mr. Narcos.
1912
01:26:01,895 --> 01:26:04,376
You know what? You're kind
of like a knockoff Narcos.
1913
01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:06,421
You probably put baking soda
in that shit?
1914
01:26:15,169 --> 01:26:16,997
After seeing
that video,
1915
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:19,260
I realized that my son
had a big secret
1916
01:26:19,260 --> 01:26:21,480
he was too afraid to tell me.
1917
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:24,265
But it was hard for me
to be mad at him
1918
01:26:24,265 --> 01:26:26,833
since I kept a big secret
from him too.
1919
01:26:27,355 --> 01:26:30,619
Merlin, you know I would
never judge you.
1920
01:26:31,751 --> 01:26:33,405
Why didn't you tell me?
1921
01:26:33,405 --> 01:26:35,189
I was tired
of being a big joke.
1922
01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,365
I just wanted
to do things my way.
1923
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,106
But you did.
1924
01:26:39,106 --> 01:26:40,847
You came to Vegas,
you pursued your dreams...
1925
01:26:40,847 --> 01:26:43,241
Mom, but it's still
just a dream.
1926
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:44,851
Blaze exposed me in front
of everybody
1927
01:26:44,851 --> 01:26:47,027
like a kid
at a talent show and...
1928
01:26:47,027 --> 01:26:49,290
The point is;
I'm not a magician!
1929
01:26:49,290 --> 01:26:51,031
Okay, I'm...
1930
01:26:51,031 --> 01:26:52,162
It's just time to wake up.
1931
01:26:52,162 --> 01:26:53,729
No, it's not!
1932
01:26:53,729 --> 01:26:56,384
You have to see it if you're
going to achieve it, baby.
1933
01:26:56,384 --> 01:26:57,777
Forget about him, he's a hater.
1934
01:26:57,777 --> 01:26:59,300
Well, that's easy for you
to say.
1935
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:01,302
I just lost the girl
and the job of my dreams.
1936
01:27:01,302 --> 01:27:02,695
I can't see nothing good
about it.
1937
01:27:02,695 --> 01:27:04,871
Hey, kid, you need to get back
on that stage
1938
01:27:04,871 --> 01:27:06,481
before this fool crash and burn.
1939
01:27:06,481 --> 01:27:08,135
You can still save
this shit show!
1940
01:27:08,135 --> 01:27:10,268
- Wait, for real?
- Yeah, come on!
1941
01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:12,531
Luther! Um!
1942
01:27:12,531 --> 01:27:14,881
Good to see you again, baby.
1943
01:27:14,881 --> 01:27:17,623
Verna? God damn, that's you?
1944
01:27:17,623 --> 01:27:19,102
How do y'all two know
each other?
1945
01:27:20,452 --> 01:27:24,499
Well, the truth is me and
Luther used to get it in
1946
01:27:24,499 --> 01:27:26,806
back in the day until
he fucked it all up.
1947
01:27:26,806 --> 01:27:28,503
Well, that's because
you ran out on me
1948
01:27:28,503 --> 01:27:30,810
when you caught me
with the waitress.
1949
01:27:30,810 --> 01:27:32,855
Look, Verna, you had the flu,
it was...
1950
01:27:32,855 --> 01:27:36,511
It wasn't the flu, stupid,
it was morning sickness!
1951
01:27:36,511 --> 01:27:40,123
And don't try to blame me
for your cheating ass ways.
1952
01:27:40,123 --> 01:27:43,518
Merlin, I have something
I need to tell you.
1953
01:27:44,867 --> 01:27:47,087
That's your daddy.
- What?
1954
01:27:47,087 --> 01:27:50,090
Now, I sent you to Rita so
that you could find yourself
1955
01:27:50,090 --> 01:27:53,180
and potentially find him,
1956
01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:55,051
and you guys could meet
on your own terms.
1957
01:27:55,051 --> 01:27:57,924
This is your son?
This is your boy?
1958
01:27:57,924 --> 01:28:01,362
That's our son.
Happy Father's Day.
1959
01:28:03,364 --> 01:28:05,410
You funny, mom, that's...
1960
01:28:07,586 --> 01:28:09,370
You're being serious.
You're being serious?
1961
01:28:09,370 --> 01:28:11,720
Yes. But we don't have time
to talk about this right now.
1962
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:13,548
We do have time for it!
What the hell?
1963
01:28:13,548 --> 01:28:15,071
Can I get a minute
to process this?
1964
01:28:15,071 --> 01:28:17,117
I mean, I've been with this man
for a whole month,
1965
01:28:17,117 --> 01:28:19,032
I don't even understand why...
- Merlin!
1966
01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:20,338
It's time for you to get
on stage
1967
01:28:20,338 --> 01:28:21,513
and live out your dream.
1968
01:28:21,513 --> 01:28:24,167
Now, go and do it your way.
1969
01:28:24,167 --> 01:28:25,430
You can cuss me out later.
1970
01:28:30,739 --> 01:28:32,741
- My way.
- Your way.
1971
01:28:32,741 --> 01:28:35,353
Yeah, okay. Okay.
1972
01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:38,007
All right.
1973
01:28:38,007 --> 01:28:39,313
And make that magic.
1974
01:28:42,403 --> 01:28:43,709
Okay.
1975
01:28:45,319 --> 01:28:46,494
That's my boy?
1976
01:28:47,713 --> 01:28:49,323
That's your son.
1977
01:28:49,323 --> 01:28:51,238
Especially from the waist down.
1978
01:28:56,548 --> 01:28:58,550
Give Drake his jacket back.
1979
01:28:58,550 --> 01:29:00,247
- Hey, hey, what's up?
- I know Drake!
1980
01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:02,031
No, no, he doesn't know Drake,
it's fine.
1981
01:29:02,031 --> 01:29:04,338
Hey, I'm about to save the show.
I'm going to save the show.
1982
01:29:04,338 --> 01:29:06,340
Hey, what's up, guys?
1983
01:29:06,340 --> 01:29:08,603
I hope you remember me.
I'm the Amazing Merlin.
1984
01:29:08,603 --> 01:29:09,996
And I'm going to perform a trick
1985
01:29:09,996 --> 01:29:11,911
that I've never performed
in my entire life,
1986
01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:14,522
and Blaze here is
my little assistant, okay?
1987
01:29:14,522 --> 01:29:17,786
And basically, I'm going to
make him disappear! All right?
1988
01:29:17,786 --> 01:29:19,658
So, I actually need
your guys' help,
1989
01:29:19,658 --> 01:29:21,877
and on the count of three.
1990
01:29:22,530 --> 01:29:24,445
One...
1991
01:29:24,445 --> 01:29:26,273
two...
1992
01:29:26,273 --> 01:29:27,187
three.
1993
01:29:27,753 --> 01:29:29,929
Get the fuck out!
1994
01:29:31,887 --> 01:29:33,019
Man...
1995
01:29:34,324 --> 01:29:35,413
Yeah!
1996
01:29:37,719 --> 01:29:40,853
All right, so, now that
that's out the way,
1997
01:29:40,853 --> 01:29:42,768
I think it's time
to get some real magic.
1998
01:29:42,768 --> 01:29:44,552
What you all think?
You all think that's cool?
1999
01:29:46,685 --> 01:29:47,947
All right.
2000
01:29:50,645 --> 01:29:52,517
And just like that,
my baby performed
2001
01:29:52,517 --> 01:29:54,432
his first Vegas magic show.
2002
01:29:54,867 --> 01:29:57,522
Meanwhile, outside,
Blaze was about to get clowned.
2003
01:29:57,522 --> 01:29:59,088
Boim!
2004
01:30:00,133 --> 01:30:01,395
Boim!
2005
01:30:02,178 --> 01:30:02,962
Boink!
2006
01:30:05,747 --> 01:30:07,357
Hey, look, guys,
I don't do free handouts.
2007
01:30:07,357 --> 01:30:10,709
We don't want your money.
We just saw your act.
2008
01:30:11,231 --> 01:30:13,233
Let me tell you, it sucked.
2009
01:30:13,233 --> 01:30:16,062
I just wanted to come out here
and give you a joke.
2010
01:30:16,062 --> 01:30:21,154
What did the bowling pin
say to the balls?
2011
01:30:21,633 --> 01:30:22,895
I don't... I don't know.
2012
01:30:22,895 --> 01:30:25,027
Welcome to the club!
2013
01:30:26,594 --> 01:30:28,161
That's clown life, baby!
2014
01:30:40,216 --> 01:30:42,871
I'm telling you,
my baby was a star.
2015
01:30:44,046 --> 01:30:46,222
It was a night
he always dreamed of.
2016
01:30:46,222 --> 01:30:48,311
Everybody was feeling the love!
2017
01:30:52,446 --> 01:30:54,622
Well, everybody except Merlin.
2018
01:30:55,405 --> 01:30:58,234
Because even though
he killed it onstage,
2019
01:30:58,234 --> 01:31:00,323
he had lost Robin
2020
01:31:00,323 --> 01:31:02,238
and found out who his dad
really was
2021
01:31:02,238 --> 01:31:03,544
all in one night.
2022
01:31:05,546 --> 01:31:07,722
So, the whole thing
was kind of bittersweet.
2023
01:31:10,333 --> 01:31:13,946
And so, by the next morning,
he was just...
2024
01:31:13,946 --> 01:31:14,816
bitter!
2025
01:31:22,563 --> 01:31:24,565
Let me guess;
it's for your migraines?
2026
01:31:24,565 --> 01:31:26,654
No, I'm getting high.
2027
01:31:26,654 --> 01:31:29,352
I invited the guys here
to celebrate.
2028
01:31:29,352 --> 01:31:30,876
I'm selling the hotel.
2029
01:31:30,876 --> 01:31:33,618
When my buyer saw us packing in
that house,
2030
01:31:33,618 --> 01:31:35,228
they stopped lowballing me.
2031
01:31:35,228 --> 01:31:37,360
I'm going to be
a rich old bitch!
2032
01:31:38,884 --> 01:31:40,668
That's good, Miss Rita.
That's real good.
2033
01:31:40,668 --> 01:31:43,062
I'm glad reviving the Chips
worked out for you,
2034
01:31:43,062 --> 01:31:45,978
because it sure came back
to bite me in my ass.
2035
01:31:45,978 --> 01:31:49,285
Yeah, I heard what happened.
I'm sorry.
2036
01:31:49,285 --> 01:31:53,028
But I heard your magic show
kicked ass.
2037
01:31:53,463 --> 01:31:55,683
I also heard about
your little family reunion.
2038
01:31:56,336 --> 01:31:57,946
You better go talk to Luther.
2039
01:31:57,946 --> 01:32:00,253
You've been around him enough
to know that he's a good man.
2040
01:32:00,253 --> 01:32:01,907
Yeah, he is.
2041
01:32:03,778 --> 01:32:06,215
Everyone deserves
a second chance.
2042
01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:23,363
Hey, baby,
we need to talk.
2043
01:32:23,363 --> 01:32:25,234
I know you're hurting,
so don't shut me out.
2044
01:32:25,234 --> 01:32:26,627
Okay, look...
2045
01:32:27,019 --> 01:32:28,673
Don't take it out
on your momma, Son.
2046
01:32:29,064 --> 01:32:30,588
Oh, so, what, it's Son now?
2047
01:32:30,588 --> 01:32:32,415
Okay, whatever
you want it to be, kid.
2048
01:32:33,373 --> 01:32:36,681
Listen, I'm just saying don't
take it out on Verna, all right?
2049
01:32:37,682 --> 01:32:39,640
I was wild when
we started dancing.
2050
01:32:39,640 --> 01:32:42,469
The Chips started blowing
up and blew up quick!
2051
01:32:42,469 --> 01:32:45,646
I mean, temptation
was everywhere.
2052
01:32:45,646 --> 01:32:47,300
And I fell all in it.
2053
01:32:49,215 --> 01:32:52,610
Your momma, she was, you know...
She got hurt and so she left me,
2054
01:32:52,610 --> 01:32:54,960
took off to LA
I wanted to find her.
2055
01:32:55,569 --> 01:32:58,354
I wanted to say, you know,
"Verna, give me another chance."
2056
01:32:58,354 --> 01:32:59,617
Yeah, sure you did.
2057
01:32:59,617 --> 01:33:01,314
Oh, if I'm lying, I'm dying.
2058
01:33:01,314 --> 01:33:02,750
Lookie here.
2059
01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,056
I even got her a proper ring.
2060
01:33:05,144 --> 01:33:06,885
She deserved it,
2061
01:33:06,885 --> 01:33:09,844
and I wanted to make up
for my past mistakes.
2062
01:33:09,844 --> 01:33:12,717
You know, I wrecked
my car and my leg, and...
2063
01:33:13,979 --> 01:33:15,458
...it took a lot out of me.
2064
01:33:16,285 --> 01:33:18,505
I mean, I was young and dumb.
2065
01:33:19,985 --> 01:33:21,813
Well, age ain't made you
no smarter.
2066
01:33:23,553 --> 01:33:26,687
Okay, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
2067
01:33:26,687 --> 01:33:29,777
But who's being
the dumb one now?
2068
01:33:30,648 --> 01:33:32,084
Hm?
2069
01:33:32,084 --> 01:33:35,435
I know what a mistake it is
to lose the right woman.
2070
01:33:36,175 --> 01:33:38,699
I just don't want that
to happen to you.
2071
01:33:38,699 --> 01:33:41,267
So, you think I should chase
after Robin?
2072
01:33:41,702 --> 01:33:43,486
Well, she ain't chasing
after you.
2073
01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:46,359
Merlin, there's a girl
in the Cookie Club
2074
01:33:46,359 --> 01:33:47,665
here for you.
2075
01:33:48,709 --> 01:33:52,321
Don't be so sure
about that, Pops.
2076
01:33:54,976 --> 01:33:56,891
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
2077
01:33:56,891 --> 01:33:58,327
Uh, what's up?
2078
01:33:58,327 --> 01:34:00,155
Is there like a girl here
or something, for me?
2079
01:34:00,155 --> 01:34:01,504
Yep, right there.
2080
01:34:05,770 --> 01:34:07,902
- Hi, Merlin.
- Hey, Gia.
2081
01:34:07,902 --> 01:34:09,904
Look, I don't have
a lot of time,
2082
01:34:09,904 --> 01:34:13,516
but I wanted to say I'm sorry
about last night.
2083
01:34:14,648 --> 01:34:15,823
I took the video,
2084
01:34:15,823 --> 01:34:18,304
but I didn't know
what he was up to.
2085
01:34:18,783 --> 01:34:21,742
You seem really nice,
and I know you care about Robin,
2086
01:34:21,742 --> 01:34:25,703
so I felt like
you should know...
2087
01:34:25,703 --> 01:34:26,965
they're getting married today.
2088
01:34:28,401 --> 01:34:30,577
Seems Blaze got it in his head
2089
01:34:30,577 --> 01:34:32,622
to surprise her
with some resort wedding
2090
01:34:32,622 --> 01:34:33,754
away from the strip.
2091
01:34:35,016 --> 01:34:37,540
Unless someone wants
to speak up.
2092
01:34:38,803 --> 01:34:40,326
So, what you going to do,
Mr. Magic?
2093
01:34:40,326 --> 01:34:42,067
What you going to do?
- I don't know, Luther,
2094
01:34:42,067 --> 01:34:43,242
I can't stop a wedding
by myself.
2095
01:34:43,242 --> 01:34:44,199
Can't, can't, boy!
2096
01:34:44,199 --> 01:34:45,461
I told you about
that word can't!
2097
01:34:45,461 --> 01:34:46,462
There's no such thing.
2098
01:34:46,462 --> 01:34:48,421
And you're not by yourself.
2099
01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:50,597
Your brothers got your back.
Boop!
2100
01:34:50,597 --> 01:34:51,772
All right, well, thanks, guys,
2101
01:34:51,772 --> 01:34:52,991
but it's not like
we got invited.
2102
01:34:52,991 --> 01:34:54,819
How are we going to get them
to let us in?
2103
01:34:54,819 --> 01:34:58,344
I wonder;
have they hired a pastor yet?
2104
01:34:58,344 --> 01:34:59,780
Yeah, it wasn't hard in Vegas.
2105
01:34:59,780 --> 01:35:01,434
I'm about to confirm one
for Blaze now.
2106
01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:04,872
Ah, ah, ah, baby girl!
You just found one!
2107
01:35:04,872 --> 01:35:06,613
And a security team,
2108
01:35:06,613 --> 01:35:08,920
like we used to do
for Luther's old routine.
2109
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:11,270
But only if Mr. Big is in.
2110
01:35:11,270 --> 01:35:13,707
How about it?
Ready to get back on your feet?
2111
01:35:13,707 --> 01:35:15,840
Huh? Well, it has been a long time
2112
01:35:15,840 --> 01:35:17,624
since I've been out the game, so...
2113
01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:20,322
Hell yeah, I'm in!
Let's go do what we do.
2114
01:35:24,544 --> 01:35:26,241
Please just put that away, okay?
2115
01:35:26,241 --> 01:35:28,156
I'm only coming to whatever
this surprise is
2116
01:35:28,156 --> 01:35:31,159
because I feel bad you got
jumped by a motorcycle gang.
2117
01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:33,074
I'm still mad at you for
what you did to Merlin.
2118
01:35:33,074 --> 01:35:34,815
Hey, it wasn't me who
lied to you, okay?
2119
01:35:35,816 --> 01:35:37,426
Now, trust me,
you're going to love this!
2120
01:35:37,426 --> 01:35:40,125
Get in. After you. After you,
my love, come on.
2121
01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:41,735
She's going to love this.
2122
01:35:42,257 --> 01:35:43,302
It's going to be great!
2123
01:35:45,826 --> 01:35:48,263
- Mom, hey, hey, mom.
- You okay, baby?
2124
01:35:48,263 --> 01:35:49,612
I'm riding back to the airport,
2125
01:35:49,612 --> 01:35:51,179
but I can turn around
if you need me to.
2126
01:35:51,179 --> 01:35:52,790
No, it's fine. And you know,
2127
01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:54,269
I can't even really talk
about that right now.
2128
01:35:54,269 --> 01:35:55,967
The guys are waiting
for me outside.
2129
01:35:55,967 --> 01:35:57,795
But Robin is getting
married today...
2130
01:35:57,795 --> 01:36:02,190
and look, I'm thinking about
trying to stop it.
2131
01:36:02,625 --> 01:36:03,931
What the hell, Merlin?
2132
01:36:03,931 --> 01:36:06,281
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy,
right? I know.
2133
01:36:07,065 --> 01:36:09,067
Ain't nothing crazy
about love.
2134
01:36:09,545 --> 01:36:11,852
Hell, I've been feeling
a little crazy
2135
01:36:11,852 --> 01:36:13,723
after seeing Luther last night.
2136
01:36:14,115 --> 01:36:16,683
We all need a little
crazy sometimes.
2137
01:36:16,683 --> 01:36:18,598
Go get your girl.
2138
01:36:19,338 --> 01:36:22,167
I will. Yeah, I will.
I will, mom.
2139
01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:24,822
I love you.
I love you, thank you.
2140
01:36:27,215 --> 01:36:28,260
Uh...
2141
01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:30,436
Driver.
Can you pull over
2142
01:36:30,436 --> 01:36:31,872
so I can change clothes?
2143
01:36:31,872 --> 01:36:33,004
Close your eyes, though.
2144
01:36:33,004 --> 01:36:34,483
You know what?
2145
01:36:34,483 --> 01:36:35,963
You ain't got
to close your eyes.
2146
01:36:38,139 --> 01:36:40,141
So, Merlin texts me
the address
2147
01:36:40,141 --> 01:36:42,404
and then got ready
to go get his girl back
2148
01:36:42,404 --> 01:36:45,103
while Blaze had other plans.
2149
01:36:45,103 --> 01:36:46,756
But just like
I been telling y'all,
2150
01:36:46,756 --> 01:36:48,889
plans don't always come true.
2151
01:36:48,889 --> 01:36:51,892
Because it was
about to pop off!
2152
01:36:51,892 --> 01:36:53,851
- Oh my God!
- Mm-hmm!
2153
01:36:53,851 --> 01:36:57,332
- Blaze, what is this?
- Yep. Surprise.
2154
01:36:57,332 --> 01:36:59,030
It's your dream wedding,
girl, right?
2155
01:37:00,031 --> 01:37:01,510
Oh my God!
2156
01:37:01,510 --> 01:37:03,556
This is a little more you,
you know what I mean?
2157
01:37:03,556 --> 01:37:05,166
- Yeah.
- It's, like, intimate.
2158
01:37:05,166 --> 01:37:08,343
I even had a gown
made by a local designer
2159
01:37:08,343 --> 01:37:10,911
because I wanted to match
your spiritualness...
2160
01:37:10,911 --> 01:37:12,652
- Oh my God!
- ...and your natural beauty.
2161
01:37:12,652 --> 01:37:14,741
Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's...
2162
01:37:14,741 --> 01:37:17,178
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
2163
01:37:17,744 --> 01:37:19,050
Surprise.
2164
01:37:19,050 --> 01:37:20,790
Blaze, I never knew
you knew me this well.
2165
01:37:20,790 --> 01:37:22,880
Oh, I know you.
Hell, yeah.
2166
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,446
Now all you gotta do
is get dressed,
2167
01:37:24,446 --> 01:37:26,274
and walk down that aisle
2168
01:37:26,274 --> 01:37:27,797
and say those two magic words.
2169
01:37:27,797 --> 01:37:29,843
There's the dress. Look at that.
2170
01:37:29,843 --> 01:37:32,933
Gia! What are you doing here?
I am absolutely shocked!
2171
01:37:32,933 --> 01:37:34,413
I need to take
a picture of that.
2172
01:37:34,413 --> 01:37:35,805
This is beautiful!
2173
01:37:35,805 --> 01:37:37,546
Oh, girl, you ain't seen
nothing yet.
2174
01:37:37,546 --> 01:37:38,765
Let's go, come on.
2175
01:37:38,765 --> 01:37:40,332
- Where are we going?
- To go get ready.
2176
01:37:40,332 --> 01:37:41,594
I'm going to see
you later, baby.
2177
01:37:41,594 --> 01:37:42,682
- Bye, babe!
- Yeah.
2178
01:37:42,682 --> 01:37:43,596
Where are we going?
2179
01:37:43,596 --> 01:37:44,684
Hey! Where's my suit at?
2180
01:37:44,684 --> 01:37:45,903
You sure I look good?
2181
01:37:45,903 --> 01:37:47,817
This look good?
- You look great.
2182
01:37:51,517 --> 01:37:52,910
Okay, um...
2183
01:37:54,650 --> 01:37:56,261
I'm going to need some
time alone with Robin,
2184
01:37:56,261 --> 01:37:58,219
but I can't get to her
with Blaze around.
2185
01:37:58,219 --> 01:38:00,221
So, look, I'm going
to need a distraction.
2186
01:38:00,221 --> 01:38:02,615
Listen, boy, the one thing the
Chips know how to do
2187
01:38:02,615 --> 01:38:04,312
is distract people.
2188
01:38:04,312 --> 01:38:06,532
Hell yeah, let's do it!
Look at us!
2189
01:38:06,532 --> 01:38:08,795
We got on Luther's old outfits.
2190
01:38:08,795 --> 01:38:10,449
And Luther's old music.
2191
01:38:12,581 --> 01:38:14,714
Yeah, but do we get
the old Luther?
2192
01:38:15,541 --> 01:38:18,152
Hell, yeah.
It's showtime, fellas.
2193
01:38:19,937 --> 01:38:21,547
Luther's back!
2194
01:38:24,028 --> 01:38:26,247
Let them through,
please, okay?
2195
01:38:26,247 --> 01:38:29,033
This is the Pastor and
the groom's personal security.
2196
01:38:29,033 --> 01:38:30,512
Blaze is expecting them.
2197
01:38:30,512 --> 01:38:32,427
That's all you have to say.
All right, let's go.
2198
01:38:36,214 --> 01:38:37,519
Thank you.
2199
01:38:38,651 --> 01:38:40,218
- We back.
- We back.
2200
01:38:45,527 --> 01:38:47,138
You can do this, Robin.
2201
01:38:47,138 --> 01:38:49,488
All you have to do is say
those two magic words.
2202
01:38:51,011 --> 01:38:53,709
It's only magic if it's true.
2203
01:38:55,320 --> 01:38:57,496
Merlin?
What are you doing here?
2204
01:38:57,496 --> 01:38:59,715
Look, I'm stopping you
from marrying the wrong guy.
2205
01:38:59,715 --> 01:39:01,282
You're about to make
a big mistake, Robin.
2206
01:39:01,282 --> 01:39:04,329
No, the only mistake I made
was believing you.
2207
01:39:04,329 --> 01:39:05,852
Here I was doubting Blaze,
2208
01:39:05,852 --> 01:39:07,854
but it turns out it's you
I can't trust.
2209
01:39:07,854 --> 01:39:09,290
You can't trust me?
2210
01:39:09,290 --> 01:39:11,553
Meanwhile, Blaze knew me
better all along.
2211
01:39:11,553 --> 01:39:12,772
I mean, look at this wedding.
2212
01:39:13,599 --> 01:39:15,209
No, he didn't.
2213
01:39:18,604 --> 01:39:21,824
Where were you,
and why are you so hot?
2214
01:39:21,824 --> 01:39:24,392
I'm cool, I'm cool!
Super cool.
2215
01:39:24,392 --> 01:39:25,872
Yeah, but it's about
to get hotter.
2216
01:39:25,872 --> 01:39:27,134
Well, hello. Hello.
2217
01:39:28,222 --> 01:39:30,746
Hey, now. Hey, people.
2218
01:39:31,747 --> 01:39:32,966
Who's this guy?
2219
01:39:32,966 --> 01:39:35,969
Hold up. Hello, hello.
2220
01:39:35,969 --> 01:39:37,753
- He's the pastor.
- This the person you hired?
2221
01:39:37,753 --> 01:39:39,538
Yes, yeah, no, trust me,
he's huge in Vegas.
2222
01:39:40,017 --> 01:39:42,497
Hello! Girl...
2223
01:39:43,846 --> 01:39:45,979
He does not look
like a Pastor.
2224
01:39:45,979 --> 01:39:48,025
Yeah, hey.
2225
01:39:48,025 --> 01:39:50,549
Good people, we came together
today so that we can join
2226
01:39:50,549 --> 01:39:52,986
two people who are destined
to be together.
2227
01:39:53,552 --> 01:39:56,990
That's a love
that cannot be denied.
2228
01:39:58,383 --> 01:40:00,167
It's a beautiful thing,
it's a special thing.
2229
01:40:00,167 --> 01:40:01,690
It's a special day.
2230
01:40:01,690 --> 01:40:03,997
It's a special day for me,
it's a special day for her.
2231
01:40:03,997 --> 01:40:05,520
It's a special day for him.
2232
01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:07,653
It's a special day for you!
2233
01:40:08,915 --> 01:40:10,047
It's a special day for humans!
2234
01:40:10,047 --> 01:40:11,744
- Amen!
- Amen!
2235
01:40:11,744 --> 01:40:13,485
Yeah!
2236
01:40:14,312 --> 01:40:16,662
Yeah, because, you know,
make no mistake about it.
2237
01:40:16,662 --> 01:40:19,143
I done made some big mistakes,
let me tell you.
2238
01:40:19,143 --> 01:40:21,536
Let me tell you,
I lost the woman
2239
01:40:21,536 --> 01:40:23,060
that I cared for the most.
2240
01:40:23,930 --> 01:40:25,105
It's terrible when
you make a mistake
2241
01:40:25,105 --> 01:40:26,324
and you lose your soulmate.
2242
01:40:26,324 --> 01:40:29,283
If you got somebody
that you love,
2243
01:40:29,283 --> 01:40:30,893
hold on to them tight!
2244
01:40:31,981 --> 01:40:33,331
Tight!
2245
01:40:33,983 --> 01:40:36,595
You understand me?
Make sure you...
2246
01:40:37,770 --> 01:40:40,077
Make sure you find somebody
that got your back.
2247
01:40:40,816 --> 01:40:42,035
Yeah.
2248
01:40:42,557 --> 01:40:44,733
Because when the chips are down,
2249
01:40:44,733 --> 01:40:46,300
the Chips are never out.
2250
01:40:46,300 --> 01:40:48,128
So, listen here, good people.
2251
01:40:48,128 --> 01:40:49,869
When you find somebody,
2252
01:40:49,869 --> 01:40:52,785
and if you're lucky enough
to find somebody that loves you,
2253
01:40:52,785 --> 01:40:55,092
you better jump on it!
2254
01:40:55,701 --> 01:40:57,006
Jump on it!
2255
01:41:10,890 --> 01:41:12,935
I told him everything,
I told him what you like!
2256
01:41:12,935 --> 01:41:14,981
This is me. This wedding is me.
2257
01:41:14,981 --> 01:41:16,461
Wait...
2258
01:41:16,461 --> 01:41:17,549
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're saying
2259
01:41:17,549 --> 01:41:19,420
all of this was your idea?
- Yes.
2260
01:41:19,420 --> 01:41:21,161
- You told Blaze for me.
- Yes, Robin!
2261
01:41:21,161 --> 01:41:22,597
So, who am I supposed
to marry, you?
2262
01:41:22,597 --> 01:41:24,033
Yeah.
2263
01:41:26,471 --> 01:41:29,430
It's not a damn TV show.
You got to go!
2264
01:41:29,430 --> 01:41:31,171
So, I'm the bad guy now?
2265
01:41:31,171 --> 01:41:33,956
How can I believe
anything you say anymore?
2266
01:41:33,956 --> 01:41:35,784
I'm done, like,
I'm done with this. No, don't.
2267
01:41:35,784 --> 01:41:37,830
Robin, come on.
2268
01:41:39,788 --> 01:41:40,920
Robin.
2269
01:41:50,059 --> 01:41:51,931
Can you stop?
Can you all stop?
2270
01:41:51,931 --> 01:41:53,541
Can you all stop?
Can you stop this?
2271
01:41:55,500 --> 01:41:57,371
Come on, Robin,
let me just talk to you!
2272
01:41:57,371 --> 01:41:58,677
Son of a bitch!
2273
01:42:07,816 --> 01:42:09,862
I don't even mean it
like that!
2274
01:42:09,862 --> 01:42:11,516
Well, I did mean it
like that, but just...
2275
01:42:11,516 --> 01:42:13,082
- Robin!
- Hey, hey, hey!
2276
01:42:13,692 --> 01:42:15,911
Hey, Frank, film this.
2277
01:42:15,911 --> 01:42:17,565
I'm about to kick
this motherfucker's ass.
2278
01:42:17,565 --> 01:42:19,306
Get me in the shot, come on.
2279
01:42:19,306 --> 01:42:20,612
I'm going to kick
this motherfucker's ass
2280
01:42:20,612 --> 01:42:21,613
for crashing my wedding!
2281
01:42:33,233 --> 01:42:35,757
You know how it is.
You remember?
2282
01:42:39,848 --> 01:42:41,633
I got you smiling again.
2283
01:42:43,112 --> 01:42:45,158
Why don't you tell her
who told you what she wanted?
2284
01:42:45,158 --> 01:42:47,247
Man, shut, man, shut up.
Get this. Shut up, okay?
2285
01:42:47,247 --> 01:42:49,336
No one's going to believe you,
because he's a clown, okay?
2286
01:42:49,336 --> 01:42:52,296
I'm a clown. Who gives...
Yo, I'm a stripper, too.
2287
01:42:52,296 --> 01:42:53,775
Hell, I'm even a liar!
2288
01:42:53,775 --> 01:42:55,864
But you know what I'm not?
I'm not a fake!
2289
01:42:55,864 --> 01:42:58,258
You don't love her like I do.
- I'm the one she's marrying.
2290
01:42:58,258 --> 01:43:00,652
Boy, you got these cameras
going all the time.
2291
01:43:00,652 --> 01:43:01,696
It's all just one big act!
2292
01:43:01,696 --> 01:43:03,437
You about to hear my vows, bro.
2293
01:43:03,437 --> 01:43:05,874
Wedding vows? Let me tell you
the wedding vows that I wrote.
2294
01:43:05,874 --> 01:43:09,095
"Do you, Robin,
take me, Merlin...
2295
01:43:09,095 --> 01:43:10,923
to be my first kiss?
2296
01:43:11,706 --> 01:43:15,362
To make magic with me,
to watch old tv shows together?
2297
01:43:15,362 --> 01:43:17,843
To always make
each other laugh,
2298
01:43:17,843 --> 01:43:19,801
to always have
each other's backs?"
2299
01:43:20,846 --> 01:43:23,414
See, because she is my Whitley.
2300
01:43:23,414 --> 01:43:24,545
And I'm in love with her.
2301
01:43:24,545 --> 01:43:26,199
I'm in love with you, too,
Merlin!
2302
01:43:26,721 --> 01:43:27,853
Wait,
what did she just say?
2303
01:43:30,682 --> 01:43:32,771
- Merlin.
- Did you mean it?
2304
01:43:32,771 --> 01:43:34,251
Of course.
2305
01:43:38,167 --> 01:43:42,259
I love you, Merlin, so much.
- Yeah, I know.
2306
01:43:42,259 --> 01:43:43,782
And unlike him...
2307
01:43:43,782 --> 01:43:45,784
I was going to Blaze her
ass at the altar, anyway.
2308
01:43:45,784 --> 01:43:48,743
...I know you.
2309
01:43:52,834 --> 01:43:54,445
You know?
2310
01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:06,805
Will Robin marry Merlin?
2311
01:44:08,763 --> 01:44:10,678
I mean, is this what
you want, Merlin?
2312
01:44:11,592 --> 01:44:13,246
I want a different world.
2313
01:44:14,421 --> 01:44:15,683
Do you?
2314
01:44:16,118 --> 01:44:17,294
I do.
2315
01:44:18,730 --> 01:44:21,123
Wow, those words
really are magic.
2316
01:44:22,777 --> 01:44:25,127
Well, then...
2317
01:44:25,127 --> 01:44:29,175
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
2318
01:44:30,263 --> 01:44:31,569
You may kiss the bride.
2319
01:44:38,750 --> 01:44:41,056
See, just like
when I get a massage,
2320
01:44:41,056 --> 01:44:43,363
my tale had a happy ending.
2321
01:44:43,363 --> 01:44:44,843
Merlin got his girl,
2322
01:44:44,843 --> 01:44:47,498
somehow Robin magically
got my damn wedding ring
2323
01:44:47,498 --> 01:44:49,456
with that little ass diamond,
2324
01:44:49,456 --> 01:44:51,197
Luther finally got to be a dad,
2325
01:44:51,197 --> 01:44:52,851
and we buried the hatchet.
2326
01:44:52,851 --> 01:44:56,724
And by hatchet,
I mean his dick in my vagina!
2327
01:44:56,724 --> 01:44:58,073
We're going to go ahead
2328
01:44:58,073 --> 01:44:59,640
and make you a little sister
or brother, okay?
2329
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:01,120
Momma, really?
2330
01:45:01,120 --> 01:45:02,861
I got about four eggs left.
2331
01:45:02,861 --> 01:45:03,992
I'm going to scramble
everything!
2332
01:45:03,992 --> 01:45:07,039
So, husband,
are you retired now?
2333
01:45:07,039 --> 01:45:09,389
From stripping?
Yeah, absolutely.
2334
01:45:10,434 --> 01:45:12,087
What if I want you
to dance for me?
2335
01:45:12,087 --> 01:45:13,480
What you mean, like...
2336
01:45:13,480 --> 01:45:14,655
I mean, that can be arranged.
2337
01:45:14,655 --> 01:45:15,961
Back in the hotel room, later?
2338
01:45:15,961 --> 01:45:18,833
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
What if I want it right now?
2339
01:45:18,833 --> 01:45:20,661
- Right now?
- DJ!
2340
01:45:21,401 --> 01:45:23,447
Robin, don't do this to me.
2341
01:45:23,447 --> 01:45:26,188
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to bring to the stage right now
2342
01:45:26,188 --> 01:45:31,150
Dr. X, Mr. Body, Mr. Face,
2343
01:45:31,150 --> 01:45:34,675
Mr. Slim Sexy, Mr. Big,
2344
01:45:34,675 --> 01:45:38,766
and the one and only
Mr. Black Magic!
2345
01:45:38,766 --> 01:45:42,379
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring
to you the Chocolate Chips!
2346
01:45:55,653 --> 01:45:57,350
Like I said,
Merlin and Robin
2347
01:45:57,350 --> 01:46:00,135
have been crazy about
each other from day one.
2348
01:46:00,135 --> 01:46:02,007
So, while we get our dance on,
2349
01:46:02,007 --> 01:46:04,575
it's time to let them get to
the best part of the wedding,
2350
01:46:04,575 --> 01:46:06,185
the honeymoon!
2351
01:46:06,185 --> 01:46:08,448
You all know I meant fucking,
right?
2352
01:46:08,448 --> 01:46:11,146
So, come on, here's to love.
2353
01:46:11,146 --> 01:46:12,800
Here's to the future.
2354
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:14,498
Here's to magic.
2355
01:46:20,199 --> 01:46:22,201
Raise your hand
if you fought a tiger.
2356
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,555
- Bam!
- Hit them with it.
2357
01:46:28,555 --> 01:46:30,296
- Bam!
- Double it up.
2358
01:46:30,296 --> 01:46:31,906
Who's talking? Who's talking?
2359
01:46:34,822 --> 01:46:36,433
Well, come on in here.
2360
01:46:36,433 --> 01:46:39,740
By the time you get in here,
I'll be on the stage butt naked.
2361
01:46:46,660 --> 01:46:47,835
I heard it.
2362
01:46:57,497 --> 01:47:00,544
Good living and good pussy.
2363
01:47:03,503 --> 01:47:04,896
Stop messing around, Merlin.
2364
01:47:04,896 --> 01:47:06,593
Okay. I'm not messing
around! I'm stuck.
2365
01:47:06,593 --> 01:47:08,987
Oh, shit. Robin?
2366
01:47:08,987 --> 01:47:09,901
Help!
2367
01:47:12,860 --> 01:47:14,688
Amen, talk about the Lord!
2368
01:47:18,344 --> 01:47:20,433
Get... wrong way!
2369
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:23,131
Cut!
2370
01:47:23,610 --> 01:47:25,438
Yo, how do you open this door?
2371
01:47:25,438 --> 01:47:26,570
Use your dick.
2372
01:47:31,618 --> 01:47:33,707
Earl said, "Well, yeah,
I'm not where I should be."
2373
01:47:33,707 --> 01:47:35,056
I said, "Don't show me,
2374
01:47:35,056 --> 01:47:36,710
but if you could give me
an example."
2375
01:47:36,710 --> 01:47:38,843
Well, Earl sent me
a goddamn cup!
2376
01:47:38,843 --> 01:47:41,454
Yeah. So Earl's dealing
with a fucking sardine.
2377
01:47:42,150 --> 01:47:44,457
Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it.
2378
01:47:44,936 --> 01:47:48,243
Huh! Baby,
talk about the Lord!
2379
01:47:48,243 --> 01:47:51,029
You see these calves?
Ladies love them.
2380
01:47:51,029 --> 01:47:52,596
Can't get them at the gym.
2381
01:47:52,596 --> 01:47:54,467
Literally you can't.
They're implants.
2382
01:47:54,467 --> 01:47:56,600
Talking, who's talking?
I'm talking.
2383
01:47:56,600 --> 01:47:58,645
Who's working?
I'm working.
2384
01:47:58,645 --> 01:48:00,386
It should be two, then slide.
2385
01:48:00,386 --> 01:48:01,648
That's what I was trying
to tell...
2386
01:48:01,648 --> 01:48:04,477
See? Perky, right?
2387
01:48:05,391 --> 01:48:07,436
Maybe you need
a second opinion.
2388
01:48:07,959 --> 01:48:11,745
Jesus, Bambi! Stop having guys
put their hands on your tits!
2389
01:48:11,745 --> 01:48:13,573
Took that orangutan! Huh!
2390
01:48:19,797 --> 01:48:21,494
You wanna come back
to the party with me?
2391
01:48:21,494 --> 01:48:23,627
Hell, nah. I got plans.
2392
01:48:23,627 --> 01:48:26,978
Huh? They want to do
all that right there? Huh?
2393
01:48:26,978 --> 01:48:28,980
Get the hell up out
of my back door!
2394
01:48:28,980 --> 01:48:30,808
The fuck do you think this is?
2395
01:48:30,808 --> 01:48:32,200
Did we get it right?
2396
01:48:34,376 --> 01:48:35,595
All right, all right,
all right.
2397
01:48:35,595 --> 01:48:36,857
Sit your asses down!
2398
01:48:36,857 --> 01:48:38,467
Say it again.
2399
01:56:07,568 --> 01:56:09,657
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