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[shouting]

Oh, that's right.

Hod's left the building.

So in need of
putting in his box.

Congratulations, Colin.

You once again prove
you're a psychopath.

Hod let me, now he's back,
and I want to know why.

Possibly because
you are very angry.

It shouldn't matter
what mood I'm in.

It's meant to have gone.

I have always wanted
to get into politics,

and I want to be
one of those people

behind the scenes walking and
talking, pulling the strings.

People like Dawn, she
is the sort of person

that makes this city tick.

Go on, take a guess.

What do they all have in common?

They're all me.

Apart from you.

Proof the Colin's working
tirelessly on the campaign.

11 functions, 11
different women.

What message does that send?

That he's a man of the people.

As long as those people
are attractive women.

So half the population
are getting a piece

of the future Mayor Gunderson
while the other half

wish they were him.
What's your point, Dawn?

How old is that girl?

COLIN: Woman, please.

As long as she's legal,
what does it matter?

I mean, she's early 20s, right?

18, maybe.

Definitely 16, though.

Your PR sensibilities
are very astute, Dawn.

Why can't you be more like her?

What, I'm
supporting your style.

And sending the wrong
message to the voters.

And the correct message is?

Do you want to be seen
as a serious candidate

or as a rich playboy
having a laugh?

I presume there's
no middle ground.

We'll pick this up tomorrow.

I'm kidding.

Message received loud and clear.

She can be a tad puritanical.

Don't worry about it.

I have a raging
hard-on that is

both pleasurable and painful,
and it's not for you, Anders.

For Dawn?

Are you serious?

And when she tells us off,
that feels like a spanking.

Do you feel that?

No.

Really?

It's that a jellyfish or
a dick in your trousers?

No, I have Dawn
as an employee.

Tell me she's single.

No, she's very unsingle.

She's crew and we
don't screw the crew.

Now who's being puritanical?

Seriously, Colin, no.

[laughs]

[music -- gin wigmore, "oh my"]

SONG LYRICS: Oh, my God, I'm
beaten in the game of love.

And I fall down, I fall
down on my knees, I fall.

DAWN: Hi.

Hey, babe.

Are you ready?

Oh, all right, the film.

Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Totes mcgotes.

What are you going to see?

"Non Plus de Biciclette."

It's supposed to be really good.

It's French, dude.

Oui, oui.

What's all that?

Swings and
roundabouts, eh, babe?

Yes, Lance, tomorrow
night we indoor rock climb.

Oh, I didn't know
you climbed rocks.

I didn't-- until recently.

She loves it now, bro.

It's more fun than it sounds.

Unlike French film.

Oh, you know a bit
about French film?

I had a girlfriend once.

For a while.

She loves French cinema.

So she took me to a couple.

And?

We're not together anymore.

Well, this film's
got bikes in it, bro,

and apparently French chicks
love getting their gear off,

so it's not all bad.

Wow, we should go then,
before we miss any nudie bits.

LANCE: Let's go.
See you later, Ty, then.

How's that beer?

Nice and cold?

[music playing]

Ta-da.

Yeah.

What's that?

It's your finder's fee.

For Taupo.

Hey-ya!

It is 10 grand for the
littlest hole, right?

Yep.

It's good to
have you back, bro.

Yeah.

It's nice to be back.

ZEB: Axl?

Zeb?

I haven't eaten in three days.

Why?

Are you sick?

There's no food.

I have food.

Meat.

Meat?

Meat packs-- from pub raffles.

Glad you've been having fun.

I've kept the Kwans
at bay, and the power

company, and watercare.

I've stopped bathing
to save water.

OK, that's not good.

But, uh, I have money now.

And here's some other stuff
we can sell to get money.

If you're OK with me
moving back in, that is.

Cook the meat and
we'll talk about it.

Ingrid?

Mike.

We weren't expecting you.

I wasn't expecting you
in my bar when it's shut.

Oh, you have
one of those games

with the little spinny soccermen
with the very tight shorts.

So why are you here?

At night?

When all the booze is gone?

I'm waiting for Michelle.

We've been working together.

Right.

On?

Your renovations.

I've been helping her make
a few design decisions.

You'll love what you see, and
it's great to have you back.

So I'll wait for
Michelle in the car.

She's here?

She's upstairs.

I thought she'd be at
her place with Karen.

No.

No, Karen's gone and
you've moved back in.

Congratulations.

[music playing]

MICHELLE: Hello, traveller.

Hello.

SONG LYRICS: Do you approve?

You have achieved miracles.

Turns out another
of the many things

I'm good at is finding
builders and motivating

them to do my building.

Oh, through fear?

Fear, cleavage, few tears
about how my boyfriend

abandoned me mid-renovation.

Bless you.

You're welcome.

So how am I
paying for all this?

I have money.

I hope you don't
feel emasculated that I

took the bull by the horns.

Little bit.

We can cure it.

Hold that thought.

I'll be back later.

Hey.

- Have you seen Olaf?
- You mean.

Mr. Grumpy Pants?

Where's my car?

Hey, Grandpa.

Great to see you, too.

Did you get my car back?

No.

Why not?

Uh, because I
was a bit too busy

sorting out my
life to track down

the Koreans Joe sold it to.

Dude, it's just a car.

And it's the best surf
out west in 15 years,

and it's me stuck in
town with no wheels.

So while you've
been poncing around,

thinking about
yourself, what about me?

I need to talk
some oracle stuff.

I need to know
about Jormungandr.

You got your car?

Yeah.

Then we're going to the beach.

Do we have to go to the beach?

No beach, no talk.

DAWN: Do you
understand the types

you'll be mixing with tonight?
COLIN: Appraise me.

DAWN: Well, they're
wealthy, for starters.

I'm wealthy, Dawn.

Very.

So we should get on
like a house on fire.

And conservative,
so you'll need

to get across a
genuine sense that you

care about the community.

And community means
family values.

Family being a more valuable
commodity than monetary wealth.

She is astonishing, isn't she?

But I'll never
remember all of this.

I'm a mere man.

No, you must accompany me.

What?
No, no.

No, no, no.
COLIN: Why not?

Well, I'm the PR guy.

It should be me.

That's exactly the
reason why you shouldn't.

People see you and
they see PR heck.

Dawn, on the other hand,
is wholesome and real.

The public face
of this campaign.

A face that should
be seen in public--

with me.

I have a prior engagement
with my boyfriend, sorry.

Ah, I see.

Practicing what you preach.

Family values.

I like that.

Well, that's sorted.

Colin will fly solo.

Who knows?

I may meet a young
artist woman who

will agree to be my chaperone.

Would that be all right, Dawn?

In the name of being
real and red-blooded.

I could be rearrange my plans.

You shouldn't have
to do that, Dawn.

No, that's fine.

I'll just go and message Lance.

[music playing]

You happy now
you've had your surf?

The waves and I
were not as one.

Did you follow my instructions?

Yeah, beer and asparagus roll.

Good.

So, let me get this straight.

Eggther, the small-brained
wiffy giant mentioned something

about Jormungandr stirring.

Yeah, I just thought
it was giant mumbo-jumbo.

Then the same
message in Norsewood?

We need to go back to the city.

What?
Now?

Why?

I left my weed there,
and the asparagus

has to work its magic.

Bring the board.

Grandpa, is that wise?

Wisdom is just another word
for nothing left to lose.

I think that's freedom.

Freedom is the
ultimate wisdom.

And the questions you ask
concern something that's

bigger than you can imagine.

So the more chilled
one is, the better.

No, I think I want
to keep a clear head.

And I really want to know
what Jormungandr actually is.

The giant sea serpent, also
known as the Midgard serpent.

Well done, Zeb.

He's put in the ocean by
Odin, and it grew so big

that it wrapped right around
the Earth to the point

where it holds its
own tail in its mouth.

See?
Big.

So, I'm guessing stirring
isn't a good thing?

Stirring means that it's
unhappy about something.

As long as it doesn't
let go of its tail.

Because?

Ragnarok.

Someone has been
reading his myths.

I've tried, but they
were all too weird

and you said they
were fairy tales.

They are.

So Jormungandr
is a fairy tale?

No.

What about Ragnarok?

Might be, might not be.

We won't know for sure
till it's going to happen.

Ragnarok's the
end of the world.

It'd be good to have
some advance notice.

Why?

Because everybody
dies, gods and mortals.

Not me.

God of rebirth.

Are we talking
about Armageddon?

You call it what
you will, but humans

will tread the road to hell.

Seriously bad for me.

And gods fight
among themselves.

Which sucks for Odin,
cause Odin gets eaten

alive by the wolf, Fenrir.

Little token of my
appreciation for your work,

and something to wear
tonight as we promenade.

And I apologize now if
I got the size wrong,

but I'm usually pretty good
when it comes to judging women--

size-wise not, judgementally.

Colin, you didn't
need to do that.

What is wrong with
a client showing

a worker some appreciation, hm?

I buy you expensive
food and wine.

buy Dawn a pretty dress.

Really, you shouldn't have.

And it's so expensive.

And Dawn's not really a
"look at me" kind of person.

But I do adore their clothes.

Then try it on.

At least proved my
estimations were right.

Sure.

Why not?

So let me get this straight.

Jormungandr is stirring.

Yes, Mike, big time.

And he's a giant sea serpent.

That goes right
around the globe.

And if he lets go his
tail, the seas will rise.

And the air will turn toxic,
and Ragnarok will ensue.

Shit.

The sea is rising.

The air's turning toxic.

I caused global warming.

How stoned are you?

It's pretty intense, yeah.

I'm not.

Not at all.

I mean, you're right,
this-- this sounds big.

Axl, can you get us some beers
from the secret, secret stash?

You've got a
secret, secret stash?

Yeah, good idea.

What the fuck?

I have just got
Axl back on track.

But it could be true.

Axl caused global warming?

Odin, not Axl.

Then I suggest you prove
it, because until you do,

I do not want to hear
another word about this shit.

Don't you worry, because
I'm already onto it.

- Follow me.
- Where?

The asparagus is kicking in.

Bring the beers,
we'll need hydration.

COLIN: Can I ask you a question?

Sure.

If you could only ever
use one sexual position

for the rest of your life,
which one would you choose?

Well, hello, dolly.

Oh, it's too much, isn't it?

Not at all.

And might I blow my own trumpet
and say the fit is exquisite.

But perhaps a little more
revealing than I'm used to.

Especially for a
family-orientated

charity event.

A beautiful woman
in a beautiful dress--

I'm not seeing a problem.

LANCE: Tally-ho.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Pretty sure you weren't
wearing that when

you left this morning.

It's for a work
function tonight.

Oh, the one you
texted me about?

Yes.

When you cancelled our date.

We can go rock
climbing next week.

Why?

Because you've got
your work thing?

Yes.

Well, if it's a
work thing, than why

are you dressed up like
you're going out on the pole?

Excuse me?

No, no, excuse me.

Your girlfriend is not
going out on the pole,

as you say charmingly put it.

She will be on a date with me.

Well, she's my
girlfriend, mate.

Why is she going
on a date with you?

Work thing, Lance.

Yeah, work thing if you're
a high-class hooker maybe.

[scoffs]

Dawn is dressed
appropriately for the function

that she is attending.

She is stepping up in the world.

Are you threatened by that?

What?

Me?

No way.

Lance, we can talk
about this later.

No, I want to
talk about this now.

No way am I threatened, but
you're a receptionist, Dawn.

Not somebody that goes
around dressed like this.

You fucking loser.

What, babe, I'm
sticking up for you?

COLIN: Really?

By putting your girlfriend
down the very moment

she's never felt more beautiful?

Stay out of this,
"Colon," all right?

This is between me and
her, and that dress.

The dress that I bought her?

So she could walk into
a room full of snobs

and they will all envy her.

Ah, you bought her
that dress, did you?

Mm, and doesn't
she look magnificent?

You know what you are, mate?

You're a cock with a capital C.

Lance.

You know what I
say to you, dude?

I say cock-a-doodle-doo
to you, dude.

Lance, you should go.

Right, you got a
choice to make, Dawn, OK?

Me and rock climbing
tonight or your work thing.

Work thing.

This is a choice you
shouldn't make lightly, OK?

Work thing.

Right, well this
isn't over, OK?

But this is.

This is over.

Right, I never want
to see you again.

You don't sign for this.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong,
but isn't Dawn now single?

[music playing]

The time is nigh.

Come on, you, too.

Aye?

You want to know the truth?

Why do we have to
take our clothes off?

Because it's the way.

Come on.

An offering to the gods.

[clinks]

[waves crashing]

OK, that's quite cold.

Harden up.

Not possible right now.

[shivering]
A warm bit.

You just peed, didn't you?

Shh.

[shouting]

Asparagus rolls.

Did you have to, bro?

[laughs]

Well, I had to
get your attention.

We had beers as well.

I'm on the wagon.

Pussy.

Strange times, Baldr.

Sobriety is called for.

Tigilau, Odin.

Odin, Tigilau, guardian of
the sharks and the fishes.

Hi.

I know this turkey.

Ah!

Thanks a bunch, bro.

So, it's true?

You bet your lily white it is.

What?

Ah!

Aye, that was you, that day.

That's how I take
care of people that are

unwelcome in my neighborhood.

Jormungandr's stirring.

Stirring?

I wish.

It's chaos down there.

My fishes are dying.

Current's all arse-faced
about backwards.

It's madness.

The big snake is
getting ready to let go.

With Odin here in
Midgard, the verdict's in.

The road to Ragnarok,
my bold friend.

Surely we can stop this?

Yeah, good luck
with that, and, uh--

Ah!

Can you stop doing that?

Next time you release
a metaphorical serpent

into the world,
think 1,000 years

into the future when it's a
grown metaphorical serpent, OK?

There was a previous Odin.

He who fits the
jandle wears the jandle.

Good seeing you, Baldr.

[laughing]

What are those
pigs looking at?

I asked you not
to mess with Axl.

You asked me to prove
my theory, which I did.

How does prancing around
naked, getting arrested

prove anything?

Mike, it's not my
fault the police were

being entirely unreasonable.

Naked we born, naked we die.

You fascists!

[shouting]

Hey, get back here.

Axl, get in.

Hey, not you.

What?

You're walking.

Hey?

[car starts]

It's an excellent
speech, Dawn.

Now even I am interested
in Auckland sewage.

Ta.

And I apologize if
the dress was to blame

for what happened before.

It's OK, Colin.

I'll still be your plus one.

It's not as if I'm going
rock climbing, is it?

That's the spirit.

Go and get some lunch.

I need to talk to
Anders for a bit.

Anything I need to be across?

No, just boys talk.

OK.

What the fuck are you doing?

It's called charm, Anders.

Dawn's not going to fuck you.

And whatever
gives you the idea

that's my dark, insidious plan?

The charm, mainly.

OK, fair cop.

I fully intend to
end this evening

with Dawn's legs wrapped
around me as she screams

"yes" over and over and over.

That is so not
going to happen.

She's way too smart and
she's so not your type.

The thing is, Anders, having
made Dawn the face of the city,

I'm consumed with the idea
that somehow as I fuck Dawn,

I'll actually be
fucking the entire city.

And you can't imagine what a
turn on that is, my Lord Bragi.

No.

A word in her ear.

Your sweet powers of persuasion,
just to tip her over the edge.

- Never.
- You hypocrite.

You use your powers
all the time.

Not for this.

[music playing]

Let me put this
in perspective.

I bankroll your life.

I'm your ticket to
wealth and power.

I can also end your life--

now, if I choose.

And all that will be left, they
will suck up in a Dust Buster.

I can also end the life of
any member of your family,

if you needed a heads up
on our relative positions

in the pantheon.

So you see, there's a lot
riding on your decision, Anders.

Can you believe women, bro?

In what way?

Oh, Dawn.

Had to break up with her.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I appreciate it, man.

Thanks.

What happened?

LANCE: Oh, she chose some rich
prick over me, didn't she?

What rich prick?

That dick running for mayor.

There's no way he's getting
my vote now, I can tell you.

Colin Gunderson?

There's no way, bro, being
rich and buying someone

leg-opening dresses and then
poncing them off to these

fancy shindigs is fair play.

[voice muffles]

[door opens]

Is Dawn here?

No.

Is there no depth to
how far you'll sink?

- Eh?
- Pimping Dawn out to your mate?

How did you find that out?
Oh, right, Lance.

No, he's not my mate, and
no, I didn't pimp him.

Why else would she
go on a date with him?

Look, the first thing
that needs to happen

is you need to get
off your high horse

and you need to understand
that there is way more going on

here than a stupid
date, which Dawn

entered into willingly, BTW.

Dawn would never
willingly go on a date--

It's a work thing,
you pious prick.

It's a work-related
social function.

It's what Prince Charming
has planned after the ball

that you should
be worried about.

Which is what?

Loki's put the hard
word on me to, you know,

do the groundwork for him
so that she'll, you know--

You mean, be the drug that
means Colin can rape her.

OK, I'm not loving
the term "rape"

because technically
speaking, it wouldn't be rape

because she'd be saying yes.

Only because you made her.

No, she'd be saying yes to the
notion that Colin is her type.

Why are you even
considering this?

Look, you know of all
people what Loki can do when

he doesn't get his own way.

This is Dawn
we're talking about.

Grow some fucking balls!

Ty, why is it cold in here?

Yes, it seems that
Hod has come back.

[scoffs]

How?

I don't know.

Olaf reckons maybe he
never entirely went away.

I'm still trying
to figure it out.

Please, don't do this.

Look, no way do I want to
do this because, you know,

I actually do care for Dawn.

But would it be so
bad if she hooked

up with a rich guy like Colin?

Maybe it would make
her truly happy.

I mean, who are we to deny
Dawn a chance at happiness?

I swear, I'll smack
you in the face.

Hm, well, Hod is
well and truly back.

Bummer for you, bro.

Look, at least admit
it's a gray area.

There's nothing gray about it.

Don't do it.

Or else what?

I'm stuck between
fire and ice, bro.

I'm running out of alternatives.

Then you had better
think of one, hadn't you?

We heard it from
Tigilau, Mike.

And did anyone else
see this Tigilau?

I told you, I wasn't stoned.

Zeb, what's all this?

Supplies.

For Ragnarok.

I would have got more, but this
is as far as your money went.

Should give us a
couple of weeks though.

OK, OK, this has
gone far enough.

Why shouldn't we get prepared?

What, for an Armageddon
that isn't coming?

Odin through
Jormungandr into the sea.

I have to own that.

[sighs]

Axl, listen.

We had a great week.

Yeah?

Bit of a road trip.

It was fun, right?

Life was fun, yes?

So don't throw that away on
stuff that makes no sense.

Makes sense to me.

No, what makes sense
is you sitting down

and getting yourself a job.

- I'm a crap builder, Mike.
- Not building.

It doesn't have to be building.

Any job would be good.

But please, just
get on with life.

Real life.

Because that is the only life
that truly matters, and you--

[sighs]

- -you have to trust me on this.

- Where is my beautiful date?
- Doing makeup stuff.

Mm, the womanly art of
applying rouge to the lips to

imitate a fullsome labia.

Gets me every time.

I presume you had your
little pep talk with her?

No, Colin, I didn't.

[music playing]

Was I not clear
enough about this?

Oh, no, you were crystal.

You want Dawn as a way of
reminding me who's boss.

Maybe a smidge.

But don't overestimate
your importance in this.

Maybe I want her because I
want her, pure and simple.

Promise me you won't hurt her.

- Not unless she wants me to.
- No, no, no.

No jokes.

I need to know that you're
not going to mess her up.

I am sick of sluts only
after me for my money.

I am after an intelligent,
but not unattractive woman

to be at my side
in public office.

Dawn appeals to me
because she puts

the respect into respectable.

She is quite simply
the woman of my dreams.

Is this what you want to hear?

OK, here's the deal.

Deal?

I'm not going to do
all the work for you.

If you can get her to the
point where she'll kiss you,

that'll be the cue for
my words to kick in, OK?

Oh, I do like a bit of sport.

Love your thinking.

Hi.

Dawn, my God, you
look sensational.

Thank you.

You look amazing.

And on that note, I shall
check the taxi situation.

I was thinking limo, but then
thought, no, man of the people.

Did I do right, Dawn?

Yes, Colin, you did.

Good.

Well, I shall attend to that
while Anders has a quick word.

You wanted to speak to me?

Dawn, listen to me.

I want you to go out tonight
and have a good time.

You deserve it.

And with Colin, you'll
have the best time.

He's a great guy.

You'll laugh at all his jokes
and indulge him in every way.

And then at some stage,
he'll want to take you away

from the crowd to
kiss you, and it will

be the best kiss of your life.

[music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

It's really nice
of you to come.

Not a problem.

It's such a good cause.

Excuse me.

Could you come with me?

Excuse us.

I'm so sorry, but
there's something I've

been wanting to do all evening.

I was hoping
you'd get to that.

I'm not sure that look in
your eyes is family acceptable,

Dawn.

Come with me.

My sweet, dirty girl.

How could I possibly say no?

You exceed my
expectations, Dawn.

Nothing like a quick one against
the wall to keep it real.

[chuckles]

ANDERS: Thank you, Dawn.
You can go now.

[music playing]

Wanker.

What did you say to her?

And after you kiss him, you
must take him to the alleyway

so I can talk to him.

And then you'll walk away
and forever think that Colin

Gunderson is a wanker.

You wanted to fuck her
cause you could then discard

her like a broken
toy, and in my books,

no one does that to Dawn.

[laughs]

You do realize that with
this attack of morality,

you're throwing everything away?

And I mean everything.

No.

You'll leave my brother alone.

Piss off, mortal boy.

Come within 100 meters
of Dawn or Anders,

or any member of
my family or anyone

I even vaguely know,
and I will kill you.

How?

By beating me with
your bicycle pump?

You get one warning.

That's all.

Fuck off.

I don't like threats,
especially from mortals.

Riles me, and when I get riled.

[flames whoosh]

Next time, that's you, mortal.

Who are you calling mortal?

[screaming]

Yeah, that's right.

Hod's back.

[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming]

Ty, that's enough, mate.

Ty, let's go.

Loud and clear, Colin?

COLIN: You're dead, Johnson.

Dead!

Jesus, Ty.

Fuck!

There's not going
to be a Ragnarok.

What?

Because I already have a job.

To find Frigg.

When Mike said
"get a job," I'm

not sure that's what he meant.

No, forget Mike.

If I, Odin, find the Frigg,
then I get my powers, right?

That's always been the plan.

Then surely, as a
fully powered-up Odin,

I can change things, right?

You'd hope so.

Then the first thing I'll
do is deal to Jormungandr

and therefore stop Ragnarok.

And thereby save the world.

Exactly!

Dude, I've never known
why I had to find Frigg.

It was always this twist
I was told I had to do,

but now I get it!

OK, but say we run with this.

How does this
realization actually

get us closer to finding her?

It just will.

We need to get moving.

We have Ingrid and
her genealogy stuff.

OK, now we're relying on
Ingrid to save the world.

No, no.

we'll be searching too.

But we have no money.

We can't drop
everything and search.

I'll get a job.

Just like Mike said,
I will get a job

and search in my spare time.

Jobs don't grow on trees.

Oh, Zeb, stop
putting up obstacles.

I bet once you start looking,
there are jobs everywhere.

[music playing]

Pizza delivery.

That's me.

That, my friend, is a job.

Dude, that is like a sign.

And what's more, pizza delivery
involves knocking on doors.

Meeting complete strangers.

And behind any door
could be the Frigg.

Awesome.

Zeb, I'm going to find her.

I've never felt more sure about
anything in my entire life.

What's happened?

Ty broke Colin's arm.

It was Anders' idea.

Why isn't there champagne?

Because,
unfortunately, he's not

dead in a lead-lined casket,
so he's kind of pissed off.

I thought you and Colin
were bosom buddies these days?

He crossed a boundary.

You have boundaries?

If you want to blame
anyone, blame me.

Anders, for once in his life,
is doing the right thing.

Why does everyone say
"for once in his life?"

I do the right
thing all the time.

He was doing good.

I was the one who lost
control of my powers.

You have powers?

Sort of, but different.

I think I can control it now.

I'm not-- I'm not sure.

You didn't exactly
control it when you

broke his arm though, did you?

If you want to have
a go at me, fine,

but I wasn't going
to stand by and--

I'm not having a go.

It's just-- it's
time we ended it.

I don't need your
fighting my battles, Mike.

You're my brother.

Your fight is my fight.

[music playing]

[rattling]

Saddest sound in the world--

man playing foosball
all on his own.

Yeah, tragic.

You crossed the line with Dawn.

Please, Michael,
she's a bit of sport.

Any chance you
call it even at that?

Crawl back into your hole?

I will destroy his business,
his home, and then him.

When gods betray gods, the
retribution must be epic.

Can't we sort this out like
gods who are also gentlemen?

Over a drink, a game of cards?

I mean, I would
have said foosball,

but you do need
two hands for that.

Do I look like a moron?

Can I be honest?

With the cast and the sling,
just a little bit, yeah.

I have no intention of playing
games with the god of games.

I can't twist your arm?

Sorry, too soon for jokes?

Take your transparent plan
to beat me on your terms

and shove it up
your arse, Michael.

For unless you're about to
prostrate yourself in front

of me and beg for clemency
for your pathetic brothers,

then this meeting is over.

It's not over.

I don't see you on your knees.

And you never will because
I am sick of your bullshit.

I'm sick of you treating mortals
like second-rate citizens.

And I am sick of you
trying to manipulate

my brothers into
doing things which

rank lower than the lowest.

We're through with it.

We're over you.

We Johnsons will always
defeat a loser like you.

[laughs]

Good luck with that.

Oh, it's going to happen.

COLIN: I bet it won't.

And I accept.

Accept what?

Your offer to play.

Play what?

The game that
we're playing now.

What game?

The bet, which is an
invitation to a challenge.

A challenge, being a game.

You just turned it into
a game and I accepted.

There is no game.

Oh, you know there is.

There is no game!

You, Loki, want to
destroy my family.

I, Ullr, said I would stop you.

You bet that I wouldn't.

You entered into a game.

I accepted.

It's game on.

[groans]

You're trying to set
me on fire, right?

Wait.

Wait, yeah, I'm feeling
a warm kind of glow.

It's quite pleasant actually.

In a game, my powers will
always trump your powers,

so I'm afraid this is as
far as your powers will ever

extend when it comes
to me or my family.

Now piss off forever.

Well done, Michael,
on your quest to suck

all the fun out of life.

If it protects my
family, so be it.

Hey Colin, bet you
don't win the election.

Thank you.

Next time, talk to me
before you break him, OK?

You can go now.

Leaving.

I think she wants you, mate.

So, was that acceptable as far
as going to war with Loki goes?

Uh, let me put it this way.

Carry on.

I am very interested in
what you have to say.

[MUSIC -- MULHOLLAND,
"FAIRYTALES

AND CONSTELLATIONS"]

SONG LYRICS: Parts
of a normal life.

Withered roses in a parking lot.

Parts of a normal life.

Scattered needles
in a vinyl haystack.

Fairy tales and constellations.

Endless days of hesitation.

The last of it, boys.

As I said, straight to the dump.

So we've clearly just
lost our major client.

Not so much losing
as letting go, Dawn.

Who happened to
be our only client.

We don't need him.

Well, sure, because
he's a wanker.

I'm not even sure
why I keep saying

that because I
actually hate the term,

but he really was a wanker.

So we have no clients.

But we do have potential.

Oh, oh, what about
the dog food people?

Yeah, I miss those guys.

I'll get on the phone.

You do that.

It's a new dawn, Dawn.

It's a new Dawn.

[flames whooshing]

TY: That's right.

Hod's back.

[music playing]