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As Odin has his Frigg,
Idun has her Bragi.
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So if Helen meets Anders?
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She will fall in love with Bragi,
like she has countless times over
thousands of years.
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The next girl I see, I'm gonna
make my cock her destiny.
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Anders, are you in there?
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Ty!
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Hey, messing with the
cock of destiny, bro!
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Gaia! Listen to me!
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Before it's...
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too late.
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You tell me where she is right
now, or I will rip your...
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We need to flee here now.
Before he wakes up!
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You, giant; you, dwarf;
what's your business here?
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What?
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Well, if Gaia's not a giant,
then how can her dad be a giant?
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Clearly, he's not her dad.
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We were chosen.
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And trained to hunt out the child.
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She is Frigg.
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Bring her to me, or your
friend, Zeb, he die.
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Hi. I'm Odin. And you, Gaia,
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are soon to become Frigg,
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my truly beloved.
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I'm serious.
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Yes. Yes, of course
you are. I'm a goddess!
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Yes.
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Do I get, like, wings?
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No.
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But wings would be really awesome.
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That's the domain of fairies.
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Ooh, I could be a fairy
goddess, flying over the city,
spreading pixie dust.
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OK, now you're getting
fairies and pixies mixed up.
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Ooh, can I make rainbows?
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Gaia, we're serious, here
you are about to become a goddess.
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Yes. And you are a god!
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Yes.
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You don't look like a God.
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Yet I am.
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Maybe if you grew a beard,
you might look more like a god.
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Now, see, you've got a beard and
you don't look like a god.
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I'm a giant, not a God.
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You don't look like
a giant, either.
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Gaia, are you still stoned?
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A little bit.
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Excellent!
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But it doesn't matter, because I'm
a goddess now and I can do whatever
I want!
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And right now I want to paddle
in the water! Whee! I'm a goddess!
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Look at me! I can fly!
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I don't think she's quite
got her head around this yet.
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No, not entirely.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wait! We should approach cautiously.
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Do what you want. I'm getting
out of these clothes.
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OK, whoever did that
is paying for a new one.
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That will be the giant who came here
to kill you. The one who has taken
Zeb hostage.
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Stop it.
Stop what?
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Messing with my head.
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I'm not messing with your head.
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Yeah, you are.
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OK, yeah, I am, but only because
what you need to know, it messes
with your head.
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Why would anyone want to kidnap Zeb?
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Eggther will stop at nothing to get
to you. Those Terminator films
loosely based on him.
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Eggther? Is this this
made-up giant's name?
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I really wouldn't give him a hard
time about his name... he's very
sensitive
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Oh, for Christ's sake! I am
not a goddess, you are not Odin,
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and you are definitely not a giant,
because giants do not exist!
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Uh, this is Derrick. Not a giant
just a very large man.
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Do you have any idea what the
fucking traffic is like out
on that motorway?
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Yes, Derrick... I live here.
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My lord Odin, I have come.
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And he's Thor.
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Why can I smell pie?
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That'll be Bryn.
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Giant!
No, no, no, no! No! No! No.
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He is a sneaky tiny giant
who's come to kill you, my lord!
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No, he's a good giant!
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The only good giant's a dead giant!
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War criminal!
Thor, listen to me! He is one of us!
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He must come to no harm.
Do you understand?
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But giants must die.
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Not this one. He's a special giant.
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Axl, can I speak to you?
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Sure.
Alone.
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Thor, no touching the giant.
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OK?
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Thor!
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OK. This was funny at the beach;
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Because you were stoned.
...not funny any more.
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No, it's not.
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Stop, because you're really
starting to freak me out.
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I know, but you have to believe us.
Everything we're telling you is the
truth. And we need to rescue Zeb.
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There are no such
things as Norse gods!
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Yes, there are.
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In books, in stories,
not studying building in NZ.
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This one is.
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Is this some kind of plan to
get me to go back to Waiheke?
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No! How could this possibly do that?
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I don't know, but I wouldn't
put it past him.
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Gaia, this is me you're
talking to... Axl.
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I thought you were Odin!
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Yeah, well, I'm that too, but
right now I'm Axl, standing here,
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trying to explain how this explains
everything that's happened between
us.
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Remember when we got together
wasn't that magical? Didn't
that feel right?
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I dumped you and couldn't explain
why... it was because of a Frigg
alarm.
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But she turned out to be Hel, not
Frigg, and she married Ty, who is
Hod, instead,
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but that didn't end so well, so
we won't worry about that now.
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The thing is, the thing is, I've
been looking for you everywhere,
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and all this time you've
been here, and you are her.
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Isn't that amazing?
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I guess so.
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Yeah.
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But right now I just want to
get out of these wet clothes.
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And then we'll rescue Zeb.
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I'll wait outside.
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Ta.
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This is amazing, eh?
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Sure is.
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Thor! No!
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A tap, just one little tap on his
forehead, just to let him know who's
in charge.
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Do it, slaughterer of innocents!
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No! No! No-one is
slaughtering anyone!
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Because if we're to rescue Zeb, we
need to work together, as a team.
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What's a Zeb?
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Call him a friend of Odin's.
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Oh, you're that kind of Odin.
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No.
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Hey, do you know that chick?
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Helen... her name is Helen.
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Is she always that,
you know, forward?
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I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm a
great believer in spontaneous sex,
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but that was... that was surreal.
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The first time I laid my eyes
on her, it was the strangest, most
remarkable feeling, like.... like...
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...like your soul
has been given wings?
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Yeah, like my dick was trying
to drill out of my trousers
and right into her.
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I was ready to nail her right there
and then, if she wanted to or no.
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But let me tell you, Ty, she wanted
it. Oh, Lord, she wanted it.
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Hey.
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So this Ellen chick, was
she like this with you?
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Helen.
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I bet she wasn't, cos you're
you and I'm me. And, I mean,
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I bet you never left her barely
conscious with pleasure in the
toilets.
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OK, you've had your
fun; can we leave now?
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Here we are, boys.
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Oh. Sweet.
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Hello, Ty.
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Hey.
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Long time, no see. Are you
keeping in, out of the dark?
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Trying to.
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I suppose an introduction
is called for.
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I would consider us introduced.
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Well, I don't normally
throw myself at strangers.
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Pity. That's what I like about you.
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I'm Helen.
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Helen. I know. I'm Anders,
Ty's better-looking brother.
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Your brother?
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As in, he is also a...?
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Yep.
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Helen is as we are.
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Half drunk?
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A goddess, you mong.
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No shit?
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Idun.
Idun, the apple chick?
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That's one way of putting it.
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Huh. I'm Bragi. Weren't we, like,
married or something, in Asgard?
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Ooh. In this world we've only
shagged once, so let's not get
too far ahead of ourselves.
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Idun, the apple chick.
How do you like them apples?
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I mean, owning your
own club is fine,
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as long as you're looking to party
all night, get laid, partake in
illicit substances...
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All admirable goals in life.
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Inevitably, it all
went down the toilet.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Nah, it's fine. Sure,
I had a breakdown,
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hooked up with the wrong guy,
did unspeakable things for money,
but apart from that, it was fine.
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And then, until today,
I ended up here.
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Until today?
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Yeah. I quit. Just before,
when I was getting these drinks.
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Why?
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You guys seemed like
much more fun than work.
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Undoubtedly true.
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So drink up, boys... this is my
severance package we're working
our way through.
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Yee-haa.
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The question you ask
is a very complex one.
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Is she Frigg... yes or no?
What is complex about that?
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Simplicity can be
complexity in disguise.
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Don't try and hide behind oracle
crap. Especially when you're not
very good.
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Pot, kettle... black.
Hey! Straying off topic!
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I know she's becoming
a goddess. So which?
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We think Frigg. Confirm or
deny. You promised you would.
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And soon, soon you will find out.
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Things are running their course.
It'd be unfair if you knew before
the lady in question.
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Do we look like we give
a shit about 'fair'?
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No. No, you don't.
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Incoming.
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Hi. Can I have a word with you?
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Is Axl with you?
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In private?
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Sure.
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So confirmed.
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She's not exactly a very
Norse Norse goddess is she?
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Sorry about the welcoming committee.
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I'm kinda getting used
to weird shit today.
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Yeah, I bet.
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I'm worried Axl and Bryn have gone
to Crazy Town and they're not coming
back.
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Because they keep saying
weird shit about Norse gods?
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Seriously, I don't know where it's
all come from. And Axl, he really
believes it.
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Yeah.
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That would be because...
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it's true.
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Look, right now you are probably
feeling like you're the last
sane person on Earth, right?
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And that is totally understandable.
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The thing is, Gaia, a long time
ago, for reasons right or wrong,
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the Norse gods made the
decision to walk the Earth.
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Sometime later they made another
decision, to come to NZ, essentially
to hide.
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I won't go into the history,
but the important bit is
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there is a long line of people
who have, at one time or another,
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become the living, breathing
incarnation of one of those gods.
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I'm one... I'm Ullr.
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And... hard to believe,
I know, but... Axl is one too.
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Odin.
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Yeah.
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And the signs are
the prophecies are
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that you...
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will join our ranks very soon.
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Look, I'm probably not the
best person to explain this.
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Come with me.
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Ladies, um, Gaia here is having
a little trouble coming to grips
with the change in her situation.
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Gaia, meet Sjofn, Snotra and Fulla.
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Yeah, all goddesses.
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And when you say 'situation'?
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The one where, yes, apparently,
Gaia is about to become Frigg.
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Oh!
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Whoa.
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So maybe you could talk her through
what all this nonsense actually
means.
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We can do that.
Be gentle with her.
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Always.
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Are you going to
get me stoned again?
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No. But we should go somewhere
quiet, where we can talk,
away from these silly men.
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I know we like rooting them,
but can we trust these goddesses?
240
00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:27,703
What? Not everything is deducible.
241
00:14:27,704 --> 00:14:33,003
Hrungnir was a hero, a good giant
who had his head knocked off with
a grindstone at the hands of Thor.
242
00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:35,172
His head... knocked right off!
243
00:14:35,339 --> 00:14:37,091
Will you shut up?
They're only stories.
244
00:14:37,341 --> 00:14:42,889
And what about Geirrod, eh? And his
beautiful daughters Gjalp and Greip?
Murdered!
245
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:46,101
Their backs broken in
their own home by Thor!
246
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:51,273
Gjalp was trying to drown Thor in a
river of her piss and womanly blood.
What was he meant to do?
247
00:14:51,398 --> 00:14:52,983
Shut up! Both of you.
248
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,786
Gaia, this is no time to get all
chick about getting dressed
we really need to move.
249
00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:14,632
What have you done with her?
250
00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:17,218
Me? I was out there with you
the whole time, you numbskull!
251
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:19,513
Don't call me a numbskull, you
252
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:21,682
Shut the fuck up!
253
00:15:21,807 --> 00:15:22,975
Hello?
254
00:15:23,142 --> 00:15:25,477
My instructions, were they
too complicated for you?
255
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:26,687
No.
256
00:15:26,937 --> 00:15:30,483
Bring the girl, and one of those
roast chickens from the supermarket
to a place
257
00:15:30,608 --> 00:15:33,319
There's a problem. With the chicken.
258
00:15:33,445 --> 00:15:35,947
Problem? What problem?
259
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:40,995
I'll call you when it's sorted. But
if you harm my mate, I will destroy
you, OK?
260
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:47,293
I thought it was my job
to destroy the giant.
261
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:49,671
Why does anyone have
to destroy any giant?
262
00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,923
Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.
263
00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:57,012
I don't know... the how is up to you.
Just get him here. Hang on; I've got
another call.
264
00:15:58,889 --> 00:16:00,141
Hello?
265
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:02,351
Mike, Gaia's disappeared again.
266
00:16:02,477 --> 00:16:03,686
No, she hasn't.
267
00:16:03,853 --> 00:16:05,980
Well, that's easy for you to say,
cos you can, like, find anything.
268
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,316
She was here. At the bar.
269
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:09,860
What do you mean 'was'?
270
00:16:10,027 --> 00:16:13,405
You need to get here now.
I'm on another call.
271
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:18,411
OK. You got that?
You and him... here.
272
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,997
That could be easier said than done.
273
00:16:21,122 --> 00:16:23,250
I don't care. Make it so.
274
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:41,853
Hi. Uh, sorry to interrupt, but,
uh, I kinda need to talk to Anders.
275
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,440
Anders really
can't talk right now.
276
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:48,986
Right. OK. It's just that something
urgent has come up and we need
to go.
277
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:51,698
It's OK... I'm real close.
278
00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:54,200
Good. Good to know.
279
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:59,706
Just, he needs to know that it
turns out Gaia is going to be Frigg.
280
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:02,710
Bullshit.
281
00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:05,129
Apparently.
Really?
282
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:13,680
All these people, they
have no idea we exist.
283
00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:15,278
Isn't that cool?
284
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,322
If you say so.
285
00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:20,325
Oh, it is. Accept it, Gaia.
286
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:22,494
Just let it wash over you.
287
00:17:25,331 --> 00:17:28,042
Once someone sat down
and explained it to me,
288
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:34,549
the 10 years of my life where I had
no idea what was wrong with me made
so much more sense.
289
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:36,927
The lesson here, Gaia, is...
290
00:17:37,052 --> 00:17:39,680
you can't fight it, so...
291
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:41,807
embrace it.
292
00:17:41,932 --> 00:17:44,435
So Fulla...
293
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,853
is my... handmaiden?
294
00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:47,397
Yep.
295
00:17:47,522 --> 00:17:49,315
Do I need a handmaiden?
296
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:52,068
I am your handmaiden
you don't get a choice.
297
00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:54,821
Oh. And what do you do,
298
00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:56,657
as my handmaiden?
299
00:17:56,782 --> 00:17:58,951
Cleaning and shit.
300
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:03,373
Oh, Gaia. Are you OK?
301
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:07,002
Am I OK?
302
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,087
Good question.
303
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,886
I have just found out the world is
full of creatures that are only
meant to exist in storybooks,
304
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,682
some of whom apparently
want to kill me;
305
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:29,485
my entire life has been a lie up
to this point; and my flatmate is
in the hands of some psycho giant,
306
00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:32,697
all because of me.
307
00:18:34,115 --> 00:18:38,411
Yeah, I'm a bunch of fucking
fluffy ducks, actually!
308
00:18:40,163 --> 00:18:42,374
But you're with us now.
309
00:18:42,624 --> 00:18:48,756
We're goddesses, we're your kind,
and we will look after you, all
the way.
310
00:18:53,386 --> 00:18:58,558
You are kidding me, right?
Axl's drippy girlfriend is Frigg?
311
00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:01,437
She's not exactly
a Valkyrie, is she?
312
00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:04,565
It's not my fault she doesn't meet
your blonde-bombshell fantasies.
313
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,567
And then you let her go with them.
314
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:08,653
You mean her fellow goddesses.
315
00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:12,657
They tried to kill Axl. Did your
dick erase that part of the story
from your memory?
316
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:13,950
I trust Michele.
317
00:19:14,117 --> 00:19:17,496
Then you are a soft fool.
We will never see Frigg again.
318
00:19:17,663 --> 00:19:22,627
Or we could simply accept the
cosmos moves in the way it moves.
319
00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:26,089
Oh, excuse me if I move to the bar,
before I spontaneously move my
bowels.
320
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:27,507
Yeah, just help yourself.
321
00:19:27,632 --> 00:19:29,342
I was going to.
322
00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:35,307
I knew a previous you... we made
love at a Led Zeppelin concert.
323
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,644
I love Led Zeppelin.
There you go.
324
00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:41,606
Hey. Anything you'd like to add?
325
00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:44,150
I feel less than ideal.
326
00:19:57,332 --> 00:20:00,293
Isn't the cosmos a weird
and wonderful place?
327
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:02,337
If you say so, Grandpa.
328
00:20:02,587 --> 00:20:07,593
The forces that must have been
at work to bring Bragi and Idun
together before your very eyes.
329
00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:14,934
The weird thing is, by Anders'
standards, he's being nice to her.
330
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:17,145
I bet he is.
331
00:20:17,395 --> 00:20:22,401
No, not just that. I mean,
he actually listens to her
and asks her questions,
332
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:25,613
and for two seconds it
isn't him being an arsehole.
333
00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,573
Well, she is his beloved.
334
00:20:31,202 --> 00:20:33,121
You told me it would
end badly for her.
335
00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:39,920
Oh, it will end badly for her.
It doesn't mean it has to start
badly. You should talk to her.
336
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:42,673
About Anders?
337
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:45,176
No, about apples.
338
00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:08,869
He's trying to kill us all!
339
00:21:09,036 --> 00:21:10,746
He's just not used
to Auckland traffic.
340
00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:12,123
This the place?
341
00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:13,749
Yeah, it is.
342
00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:16,210
It's not one of those
Auckland gay bars, is it?
343
00:21:16,377 --> 00:21:19,005
I understood Thor likes to
dress in women's clothes.
344
00:21:19,130 --> 00:21:21,174
Not this Thor.
345
00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:29,725
Oh! Who's idea was bringing him in?
346
00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:31,269
Top work, Grandpa.
347
00:21:31,352 --> 00:21:34,147
Mike, uh, this is Thor. Thor, Ullr.
348
00:21:34,314 --> 00:21:36,107
G'day.
G'day.
349
00:21:36,232 --> 00:21:38,193
And that's Ty, who is Hod.
350
00:21:38,318 --> 00:21:39,319
I'm sorry about that.
351
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:40,487
Tell me about it.
352
00:21:40,654 --> 00:21:43,908
And you know Bragi, and I
have no idea who this is.
353
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:46,619
Hi. Idun. Goddess.
354
00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:47,954
OK.
355
00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:49,539
Beer.
356
00:21:49,664 --> 00:21:51,207
Where is she?
357
00:21:51,332 --> 00:21:52,417
She's with the goddesses.
358
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:53,543
Where?
359
00:21:53,668 --> 00:21:54,920
I have no idea.
360
00:21:55,045 --> 00:21:56,296
You let them take her away?!
361
00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,382
Can I get an 'amen' to that?
362
00:21:58,465 --> 00:22:00,176
She needed to be with her own kind.
363
00:22:00,301 --> 00:22:02,094
Her kind who cannot be trusted!
364
00:22:02,219 --> 00:22:03,638
They'll bring her back.
365
00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,640
How do you know?
366
00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:08,393
Don't we have more important
things to discuss?
367
00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:14,608
Oh. OK. Yes. We definitely need to
talk about that. Um, I've managed
to stall Eggther for a bit.
368
00:22:14,775 --> 00:22:17,319
I doubt the chicken story's
gonna hold him for long.
369
00:22:17,486 --> 00:22:20,198
Find giant, kill giant
what's there to talk about?
370
00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:22,283
The fact he's holding my
friend hostage, for starters.
371
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,785
You mean 'mortal friend'.
372
00:22:23,952 --> 00:22:26,788
Uh, as much as I hate
to say it, I'm with Thor.
373
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,290
Arse-licker.
374
00:22:28,457 --> 00:22:32,795
You have to ask yourself, 'How
much of a friend is Zeb really?'
375
00:22:33,045 --> 00:22:37,550
What's the alternative? Give him
Frigg? I think we all know that's
not going to happen.
376
00:22:37,717 --> 00:22:41,346
Fight him, kill him? Come on, we're
not the fighting, killing kind.
377
00:22:41,471 --> 00:22:43,265
I am.
378
00:22:43,515 --> 00:22:47,102
We send MC Hammer, and what happens
happens. Meanwhile we get on with
our lives,
379
00:22:47,269 --> 00:22:51,148
and if your friend Zeb turns into
a martyr along the way, so be it.
380
00:22:51,315 --> 00:22:54,319
So Odin and Frigg get it on
and we get our proper powers,
381
00:22:54,569 --> 00:22:59,157
then we can kick some serious giant
arse to revenge his scrawny arse.
Sounds straightforward to me.
382
00:22:59,324 --> 00:23:02,703
Sounds to me like the arrogant
god shit we were trying to stop.
383
00:23:02,953 --> 00:23:08,334
Yeah. If you haven't got anything
useful to say, you can piss off back
to whatever bar you crawled out of.
384
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:12,547
What was not useful about that? That
made perfect sense. Ty, did that not
make perfect sense?
385
00:23:15,008 --> 00:23:17,344
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
So defrost your ears.
386
00:23:17,594 --> 00:23:22,516
OK. This is what we'll do. We're
going to meet the giant, talk to him
and find out what he really wants.
387
00:23:22,683 --> 00:23:25,103
He wants to kill she
who is meant to be Frigg.
388
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:32,694
And so did he, and instead he ended
up raising her. People can change.
Even giant people, I bet.
389
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,490
Yeah, but what about the bit where
I bury my hammer in his eye socket?
390
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,159
There isn't one.
391
00:23:38,326 --> 00:23:40,953
Oh, come on.
Too bad. It's what we're gonna do.
392
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:42,247
Make the call.
393
00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:45,000
OK, fine, ignore me. Play
nice with the giants, Mike;
394
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:49,004
I mean, you already handed Frigg to
the enemy... top day's work! And,
uh, hey,
395
00:23:49,254 --> 00:23:52,967
good luck for your friend's scrawny
little neck when you turn up without
the girl.
396
00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:55,344
You can leave any
time you want, Anders.
397
00:23:55,511 --> 00:24:00,809
Now is good for me. It's much more
hospitable at my office, I swear.
398
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:05,314
It was really nice to meet you all.
I wish there was something I could
do.
399
00:24:06,690 --> 00:24:08,609
Is there anything I can do?
400
00:24:08,734 --> 00:24:10,528
After you've been drinking all day?
401
00:24:10,695 --> 00:24:12,864
Well, to be fair, when I started
I didn't know any of this was gonna
402
00:24:12,989 --> 00:24:14,866
Go.
403
00:24:16,534 --> 00:24:18,370
Apples.
404
00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:24,611
Apples.
405
00:24:27,531 --> 00:24:29,617
How come you're not as
wide as you are tall?
406
00:24:29,742 --> 00:24:32,036
My metabolism... it is very fast.
407
00:24:35,498 --> 00:24:37,167
Have you sorted out the chicken?
408
00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:39,127
The chicken is good to go.
409
00:24:39,252 --> 00:24:40,754
About time.
410
00:24:40,921 --> 00:24:44,383
I wanna speak to Zeb.
I need to know he's alive.
411
00:24:44,508 --> 00:24:46,385
He wants to speak to you.
412
00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:48,971
Hey.
Are you OK?
413
00:24:49,138 --> 00:24:51,641
So it turns out
that Gaia is Frigg?
414
00:24:51,766 --> 00:24:53,309
Yeah. Apparently.
415
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,941
It's like one of those movies where
it turns out he should have got with
the nice chick, not the hot one.
416
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:02,152
Enough! Give me the telephone!
417
00:25:02,319 --> 00:25:05,323
Are you happy now? You see
what I have to put up with?
418
00:25:05,448 --> 00:25:06,741
Where do we meet?
419
00:25:06,908 --> 00:25:09,285
I don't know. Where do
NZ gods normally meet?
420
00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:11,705
In a forest, usually.
421
00:25:11,872 --> 00:25:15,709
Yah. I can work with that.
What is the forest?
422
00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:19,713
I don't know... they all look
the same to me. I'll text you
the directions and when.
423
00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:22,550
OK. And don't forget... come alone.
424
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:29,307
I thought you wanted him
to bring Gaia as well.
425
00:25:31,518 --> 00:25:33,854
We need to, like, Google a map.
426
00:25:36,857 --> 00:25:37,817
Hello?
427
00:25:37,984 --> 00:25:41,654
Uh, when I said, uh, come alone,
I meant with the girl, obviously.
428
00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,323
Obviously. And the chicken.
429
00:25:43,448 --> 00:25:45,492
Yah. That too.
430
00:25:47,578 --> 00:25:50,372
I think if it turns into
a battle of wits, we'll be OK.
431
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,751
It's Michele.
What do you want?
432
00:25:55,169 --> 00:25:59,257
OK, Michele, I don't know where you
guys are, but you need to bring Gaia
back here now.
433
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,927
Michele wouldn't really
do anything to her, right?
434
00:26:02,052 --> 00:26:04,763
No.
435
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:09,101
I mean, when she put the arrow in
me... that's all in the past, right?
436
00:26:09,226 --> 00:26:10,728
Sure.
437
00:26:19,655 --> 00:26:21,991
Ah, see... you could
have answered your phone.
438
00:26:22,157 --> 00:26:24,577
What's the matter, Mike
don't you trust me?
439
00:26:28,498 --> 00:26:30,542
Are you OK now?
440
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,878
Not entirely.
441
00:26:33,003 --> 00:26:35,005
What's going on with Zeb?
442
00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:36,715
Uh, we're gonna go meet the giant.
443
00:26:36,882 --> 00:26:39,218
When?
Kind of now-ish, really.
444
00:26:39,385 --> 00:26:41,178
Then, let's do it.
Except you're not going.
445
00:26:41,304 --> 00:26:43,431
But it's me he wants.
446
00:26:43,598 --> 00:26:45,683
Exactly why you're
not going. I'm going.
447
00:26:45,809 --> 00:26:46,851
Yeah, we'll go.
448
00:26:47,018 --> 00:26:48,687
No, no, no, no,
you're not going either.
449
00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,147
He'll expect me to be there.
450
00:26:50,397 --> 00:26:54,777
And if he kills you, it has exactly
the same effect as if he kills Gaia,
which is why you are not going.
451
00:26:54,902 --> 00:26:56,570
I'll go.
452
00:26:56,737 --> 00:27:00,074
Thor, we're trying diplomacy
it's more my game.
453
00:27:00,158 --> 00:27:01,826
I can go pretending to be Gaia.
454
00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:03,203
How?
455
00:27:03,370 --> 00:27:05,997
By dressing as her
and wearing make-up.
456
00:27:06,123 --> 00:27:07,624
Mm-hm. And then what?
457
00:27:07,749 --> 00:27:09,752
Well, she could sleep with him.
458
00:27:09,877 --> 00:27:11,837
OK. I am going alone.
459
00:27:11,962 --> 00:27:13,172
End of story.
460
00:27:13,422 --> 00:27:18,887
No, not end of story. This is all
because of me, and there's no way
you leave me here. Zeb is my friend.
461
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:22,057
Yeah, and mine too. So I'm going
whether you like it or not.
462
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,433
Me too.
463
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,644
And where my daughter goes, I go.
464
00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,355
But I'm not your daughter, am I?
465
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:33,820
In my heart, you are my daughter
and you will always be.
466
00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:39,618
I vowed to protect you always, and
I will... even against my own kind.
467
00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:43,747
Well, if the giant's going, I'm
going too. This could be some
sort of a trap.
468
00:27:43,914 --> 00:27:47,084
You just wanna kill Eggther.
No-one is killing anyone.
469
00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:50,046
Because you say so?
No, because I say so.
470
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,760
Then it's just the
five of us... alone.
471
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,889
I am not going with him!
472
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:06,812
I have already given my lord Odin my
solemn oath that my hammer will not
split thy skull, giant.
473
00:28:06,858 --> 00:28:09,069
It's your fucking driving
I'm worried about.
474
00:28:09,118 --> 00:28:10,203
What if I drive?
475
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:12,808
My truck? Fuck off. You may
be Odin, but there are limits.
476
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:18,355
Oh, for Christ's sake! You go with
Thor; me and you will go with Mike.
Is that OK with everyone?
477
00:28:21,108 --> 00:28:24,404
Stay safe honey, and headbutt
the giant in the nuts for me.
478
00:28:24,529 --> 00:28:27,574
I'm sure he's not that tall.
479
00:28:27,657 --> 00:28:29,660
But neither are you.
480
00:28:44,301 --> 00:28:49,390
It's like the Wild West... the men
at the shoot-out, while the women
and old folk look after the saloon.
481
00:28:49,557 --> 00:28:52,602
What are we meant to
do while we're waiting?
482
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:55,730
There is a very large,
empty bed upstairs.
483
00:28:55,855 --> 00:28:58,024
Yes!
484
00:28:58,191 --> 00:29:02,613
You know, sometimes I loathe the
hyperactive sex drive of us gods.
485
00:29:02,779 --> 00:29:05,491
Now Anders has hooked
himself a goddess, I hear.
486
00:29:05,741 --> 00:29:10,246
I know. Isn't it exciting? Suddenly
there's goddesses popping up all
over the show.
487
00:29:10,371 --> 00:29:12,248
And Idun is important, right?
488
00:29:12,415 --> 00:29:15,085
As Frigg is to Odin,
so she is to Bragi.
489
00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:16,670
I meant generally.
490
00:29:16,837 --> 00:29:20,674
The Constant Goddess... without her
or her apples, there would be no us.
491
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,468
She can't be that important.
492
00:29:22,718 --> 00:29:29,350
Yes, she is. And she is way more
powerful than me or you. Way,
way, way, way more powerful.
493
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,853
Tell me about Anders' stick.
494
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,816
The World Tree, some call it.
495
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,945
Ingrid, I don't care what it's
called... I want to know how
Yggdrasil works.
496
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:46,202
Mm. Life flows through it. I can't
believe Anders just lopped a branch
off it.
497
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:49,748
I didn't know it was real; I heard
it was a metaphor, like the apples.
498
00:29:49,915 --> 00:29:52,209
Well, it is a real tree,
and we have a piece of it.
499
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,755
Anders has a piece of it.
For now. But it's useless to him.
500
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,633
Mm. Because he has no life in him.
501
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,094
Unfortunately, Anders
has plenty of life in him.
502
00:30:01,219 --> 00:30:03,805
No! No life. No womb.
503
00:30:03,972 --> 00:30:08,394
He cannot grow life, and so
life cannot grow through him.
504
00:30:09,979 --> 00:30:14,233
You sound like Agnetha... she was
always asking me questions about
the Tree.
505
00:30:14,358 --> 00:30:16,319
I bet she was.
506
00:30:29,554 --> 00:30:31,974
They're called 'indicators'
for a reason!
507
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:34,727
Indicating is a sign of weakness.
508
00:30:34,894 --> 00:30:38,189
I thought we were dealing
with giants, not clowns.
509
00:31:25,825 --> 00:31:29,204
Let's see who's got the power now.
510
00:31:34,668 --> 00:31:39,465
Quite often, when there's important
god stuff to do, we end up in a
forest. You'll get used to it.
511
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,886
I guess this is the place!
512
00:31:45,054 --> 00:31:47,432
Yah, this is the place.
513
00:31:50,852 --> 00:31:53,480
A chicken. As requested.
514
00:31:57,026 --> 00:31:59,445
Put the chicken on the table.
515
00:32:04,242 --> 00:32:06,036
Hey, Zeb. How's it going?
516
00:32:06,203 --> 00:32:11,500
Still digesting the whole
Gaia/Frigg news. Hi, Gaia.
517
00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:12,918
Hey, Zeb.
518
00:32:13,169 --> 00:32:18,216
You can call me Freki from now
on. Even though the real Freki
is apparently dead.
519
00:32:18,341 --> 00:32:19,968
If you say so.
520
00:32:20,135 --> 00:32:22,262
Have you finished?
Has everybody finished?
521
00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:25,015
Finished. Chicken.
522
00:32:25,182 --> 00:32:28,352
Chicken is for after;
now I want the girl.
523
00:32:28,477 --> 00:32:29,937
I'm not a girl.
524
00:32:30,062 --> 00:32:32,190
Girl, goddess, whatever.
525
00:32:32,357 --> 00:32:37,362
No, we're not handing her over
to you. We're here for Zeb.
526
00:32:37,612 --> 00:32:41,575
How about I start by ripping his
head off? You can have that part
to start with.
527
00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:45,204
Do that, and it'll be the
last thing you'll ever do.
528
00:32:45,454 --> 00:32:53,880
Oh. Wow. What a surprise, you didn't
come alone! Gone over to the god
side, have you?
529
00:32:54,131 --> 00:33:00,805
This has nothing to do with gods.
I vowed to protect Gaia, and I will,
even from my own kind.
530
00:33:00,930 --> 00:33:03,516
Still makes you a traitor.
531
00:33:03,641 --> 00:33:05,143
There are worse things to be.
532
00:33:05,310 --> 00:33:07,896
There's more of us than
there are of you, so give it up.
533
00:33:08,063 --> 00:33:11,567
How about instead, I kill him
and then I kill the rest of you?
534
00:33:11,817 --> 00:33:15,404
How about you try it and find my
hammer sticking out of your forehead
like it's a tusk?
535
00:33:17,031 --> 00:33:19,659
Just let Zeb go, OK?
536
00:33:19,826 --> 00:33:23,788
Why? So the butcher of Thrymheim
here can pound my bones to dust?
537
00:33:23,955 --> 00:33:26,458
He's not gonna do that.
He will if he gets half a chance.
538
00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,418
No.
539
00:33:28,544 --> 00:33:32,214
Look, I'm kinda new to this...
540
00:33:32,381 --> 00:33:36,302
god-giant stuff, and I don't
know anything about the past,
541
00:33:36,469 --> 00:33:41,433
but apparently I'm quite important
to the future of gods and giants.
542
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,144
Otherwise you wouldn't keep
sending people to kill me, right?
543
00:33:44,269 --> 00:33:46,981
Yah, to prevent the new Dark Age.
544
00:33:47,106 --> 00:33:48,441
Which is what?
545
00:33:48,691 --> 00:33:53,446
When gods are all-powerful and the
likes of him rule the earth, killing
my people at will.
546
00:33:53,696 --> 00:34:00,454
But he won't be running the world;
we will. And I don't know what
we'll do if and when that happens,
547
00:34:00,621 --> 00:34:04,500
but the one thing I know we won't be
doing is letting Thor, or any God,
548
00:34:04,667 --> 00:34:08,129
run around killing giants
just because they feel like it.
549
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:12,634
Seriously? What type of
magical, fluffy bunny world,
550
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:17,264
where unicorns pee rainbows and
everything tastes of chocolate
do you two live in?
551
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,225
You cannot change what we are.
552
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,770
Exactly. So let's just kill
this prick and get on with it.
553
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,813
Thor! No!
554
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,398
No! Don't!
555
00:34:25,523 --> 00:34:27,484
Thor, don't!
556
00:34:29,694 --> 00:34:31,530
Thor, let him alone!
I command you!
557
00:34:31,697 --> 00:34:34,158
Axl, leave them.
Let them sort it out!
558
00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,910
Daughter, no!
559
00:34:36,035 --> 00:34:38,079
Shit.
560
00:34:46,505 --> 00:34:49,133
Thor!
561
00:34:49,258 --> 00:34:51,218
Fucking giants!
562
00:34:51,343 --> 00:34:53,304
Thor, stop!
563
00:34:58,601 --> 00:34:59,811
Die, giant!
564
00:34:59,978 --> 00:35:01,605
In the name of Odin,
I command you to stop!
565
00:35:01,730 --> 00:35:03,774
Leave him alone!
566
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:14,494
I am Odin, the all-father... obey me.
567
00:35:14,619 --> 00:35:16,204
Obey me!
568
00:35:16,329 --> 00:35:17,956
Yes, My Lord.
569
00:35:21,543 --> 00:35:23,671
Eggther! Don't!
570
00:35:23,796 --> 00:35:25,589
Don't do it, man.
571
00:35:25,715 --> 00:35:27,508
It is what I was sent here to do.
572
00:35:27,675 --> 00:35:31,179
But that isn't you
that's not who you are.
573
00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:38,145
You're not a killer; you're just a
tall, scary guy who's got by on his
reputation.
574
00:35:40,648 --> 00:35:43,317
You don't go around killing girls.
575
00:35:43,484 --> 00:35:46,446
I'm not a girl.
Work with me, Gaia.
576
00:35:48,531 --> 00:35:50,617
Put the stick down, bro.
577
00:35:50,742 --> 00:35:54,038
Here, take the chicken instead.
578
00:35:57,458 --> 00:35:59,585
Rise above it, man.
579
00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:01,671
Rise above.
580
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,151
OK, now I'm pretty sure
I've seen everything.
581
00:36:26,034 --> 00:36:30,664
In your own way, Thor, you are a
fine servant, and I thank you for
your effort today.
582
00:36:30,831 --> 00:36:34,293
I can stay longer, my lord, in case
this is some kind of giant ruse.
583
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,423
No, no, no, we're good. And you've
probably got goats to farm.
584
00:36:38,837 --> 00:36:40,297
Eaten all the goats.
585
00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:43,634
You probably don't want to stay
in Auckland a moment longer, eh?
586
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:46,387
Thought I might check out
the Sky Tower, actually.
587
00:36:46,512 --> 00:36:48,765
Good idea. You go do that.
588
00:36:48,890 --> 00:36:50,475
Any time you need me, My Lord.
589
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,560
I will call... I promise.
590
00:36:56,773 --> 00:36:59,151
I look forward to the
rekindling of our powers.
591
00:36:59,276 --> 00:37:01,278
Don't we all!
592
00:37:07,744 --> 00:37:09,955
One nutbar down, one to go.
593
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:14,960
Are we all good here?
Yah, we are good.
594
00:37:15,127 --> 00:37:17,422
So you'll take our message
of peace back to your people?
595
00:37:17,463 --> 00:37:21,676
You will hear the laughter all
the way from Jotunheimr to here.
596
00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:25,430
And you... you know you
are forever banished, yah?
597
00:37:25,555 --> 00:37:26,973
I figured as much.
598
00:37:27,224 --> 00:37:32,354
And I know you gods... you think we
giants are thickos, but the reason
I am here?
599
00:37:32,605 --> 00:37:38,570
The reason we checked out Hlebard's
possum heart in the first place?
Jormungand is stirring.
600
00:37:40,488 --> 00:37:42,491
If you say so.
601
00:37:45,202 --> 00:37:46,745
Facebook me when you get home.
602
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:49,123
I will. Goodbye, little buddy.
603
00:38:10,521 --> 00:38:11,689
What?
604
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:13,358
Are you gonna tell
us how you did it?
605
00:38:13,441 --> 00:38:14,401
Did what?
606
00:38:14,484 --> 00:38:16,445
Saved my life, dick.
607
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:24,579
Oh, that. You've heard of Stockholm
syndrome, right, where hostages
fall in love with their captors?
608
00:38:24,829 --> 00:38:28,750
When I realised I was unlikely
to defeat Eggther in a physical
contest,
609
00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:31,128
I used reverse Stockholm syndrome.
610
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:37,676
That's right. My best friend is a
god, the most powerful god of them
all... Odin.
611
00:38:39,053 --> 00:38:42,056
You know, this burger's pretty good.
612
00:38:42,181 --> 00:38:44,476
Thanks. I made it myself.
613
00:38:44,601 --> 00:38:46,520
No, you didn't.
614
00:38:49,231 --> 00:38:55,738
I really like what you're doing
there. It sends a strong, clear
message.
615
00:38:55,863 --> 00:38:58,116
No, I mean die die.
616
00:38:59,617 --> 00:39:03,163
This is a very tiny car for a giant,
617
00:39:03,288 --> 00:39:04,539
eh?
618
00:39:04,706 --> 00:39:08,335
Yah. There was a mix-up with the
rental car company, at the airport.
619
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,296
I hate it when that happens.
620
00:39:10,463 --> 00:39:13,591
When I said come alone,
I meant with the girl, obviously.
621
00:39:13,716 --> 00:39:15,510
Obviously. And the chicken.
622
00:39:15,635 --> 00:39:17,596
Yah. That too.
623
00:39:20,098 --> 00:39:22,434
This so can't be easy for you,
624
00:39:22,601 --> 00:39:26,063
having the expectations of all the
giants resting on your shoulders.
625
00:39:26,188 --> 00:39:28,983
Yah. It is hard sometimes.
626
00:39:29,108 --> 00:39:30,860
I'm sure it is.
627
00:39:30,985 --> 00:39:33,113
I didn't even kill Freki.
628
00:39:34,614 --> 00:39:40,246
We got drunk together and he slipped
over on the ice and hit his head.
629
00:39:40,371 --> 00:39:43,082
But everybody thinks I did.
630
00:39:43,332 --> 00:39:52,050
Because you're Eggther, the bad-ass
baddest giant of them all. Dude, you
can so rise above that reputation.
631
00:39:52,134 --> 00:39:54,178
I know you can.
632
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,227
I so had that situation
totally under control.
633
00:40:01,352 --> 00:40:02,729
Sure you did.
634
00:40:06,191 --> 00:40:09,444
You are my trusted Girl Friday,
Dawn. Without you, I would die.
635
00:40:09,611 --> 00:40:12,448
Go thirsty, you mean.
Exactly. Off you go.
636
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:17,328
But the apples are what
make us gods gods, right?
637
00:40:17,453 --> 00:40:19,080
That's what they tell me.
638
00:40:19,205 --> 00:40:20,874
'They'? Who are 'they'?
639
00:40:20,999 --> 00:40:22,709
The books that I've read about me.
640
00:40:22,876 --> 00:40:25,504
Oh. So not actually a real 'they'.
No.
641
00:40:25,629 --> 00:40:27,339
Ty, stop boring Helen.
642
00:40:27,506 --> 00:40:31,761
I'm not bored... I love talking about
me. I am my own favourite subject.
643
00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:34,430
Hey, hang on. I am not so sure
I like the sound of this.
644
00:40:34,597 --> 00:40:36,558
You should be writing
a poem about me.
645
00:40:36,808 --> 00:40:41,313
Uh, 'There was a young goddess
named Helen, whose tits were
round like two melons '
646
00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:43,065
Oh! I'm going to stop you there.
647
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:47,069
But how do the apples
keep gods being gods?
648
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:48,613
Apple martinis.
649
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,823
No.
650
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:54,703
I think the apples are
metaphorical apples.
651
00:40:54,828 --> 00:40:56,955
Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess so.
652
00:40:57,122 --> 00:41:00,709
'Whose buttocks were
firm like ripe apples.'
653
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:03,629
Really? Want a feel?
654
00:41:03,713 --> 00:41:05,548
Mmm.
655
00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:09,177
Are you sure?
656
00:41:09,302 --> 00:41:11,263
Little firm buttocks.
657
00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:16,894
Ta-da!
658
00:41:17,061 --> 00:41:19,772
Yay, the heroes have
freed the hostage!
659
00:41:19,897 --> 00:41:21,691
We were so worried about you.
660
00:41:21,816 --> 00:41:23,443
We can tell!
661
00:41:23,610 --> 00:41:26,279
Oh, forget about her
she's a total lush.
662
00:41:26,446 --> 00:41:29,574
At least I didn't find her in
my bed, doing unspeakable things.
663
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:33,162
We apologised... get over it.
664
00:41:33,287 --> 00:41:35,706
I take it you slew the dragon.
665
00:41:35,831 --> 00:41:37,792
In a manner of speaking.
666
00:41:37,917 --> 00:41:39,878
What an awesome god you are!
667
00:41:41,004 --> 00:41:42,047
Are you OK?
668
00:41:42,172 --> 00:41:43,632
Not entirely.
669
00:41:43,757 --> 00:41:46,134
Come upstairs, I'll have a look.
670
00:41:46,301 --> 00:41:49,013
Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I could do with a beer.
671
00:41:49,179 --> 00:41:51,641
Hell yeah.
Allow me.
672
00:41:52,934 --> 00:41:54,936
Take off your shirt.
673
00:41:59,774 --> 00:42:01,818
Ouch.
674
00:42:02,069 --> 00:42:04,363
Is that your opinion as a
medical professional, is it?
675
00:42:11,537 --> 00:42:14,040
What are you doing?
Shh.
676
00:42:14,207 --> 00:42:16,126
Normally I'd be right
into this, but right now
677
00:42:16,251 --> 00:42:18,545
I don't want you getting distracted.
678
00:42:20,172 --> 00:42:21,382
While what?
679
00:42:21,507 --> 00:42:24,218
While I fix your back.
680
00:42:24,343 --> 00:42:26,137
You're going to fix it, are you?
681
00:42:26,262 --> 00:42:28,640
I am a medical professional.
682
00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:37,483
What are you doing?
Shh.
683
00:42:54,919 --> 00:42:59,257
Ooh, yeah. OK. I don't know
what you are doing, but
684
00:42:59,382 --> 00:43:01,426
Shh.
685
00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:15,775
Oh! OK.
686
00:43:18,612 --> 00:43:21,198
I might head home.
Oh, I'll come with you.
687
00:43:21,323 --> 00:43:23,659
No, you stay here.
688
00:43:23,826 --> 00:43:26,370
See you.
Bye, love.
689
00:43:32,669 --> 00:43:34,629
Are you OK?
690
00:43:36,089 --> 00:43:38,342
What do you expect from me, Axl?
691
00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:39,968
How do you mean?
692
00:43:40,219 --> 00:43:44,557
What's expected of me, when
I miraculously become your
beloved Frigg?
693
00:43:44,724 --> 00:43:46,768
Oh, we don't usually talk about
that kinda stuff in public.
694
00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:49,354
So when I finally turn 21, again,
695
00:43:50,897 --> 00:43:55,486
are we meant to, like, immediately
get it on and spend the rest of
our lives making god babies?
696
00:43:55,736 --> 00:44:01,993
Is that how it works? Because if
it is, I'm not entirely thrilled
by that idea.
697
00:44:03,453 --> 00:44:09,501
Where, in there, do I get to choose
what I do and who I do it with?
Or is it just you?
698
00:44:09,751 --> 00:44:15,007
That's it... that's my lot. When
do I get to be the one to make
that decision, Axl?
699
00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:21,598
Sorry. I'm...
700
00:44:21,848 --> 00:44:27,479
in a weird mood, and it's been a
weird day, and it couldn't possibly
get any weirder.
701
00:44:40,368 --> 00:44:42,371
Gaia!
702
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,277
Gaia!
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