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- Think we'll be able
to get it started?

- Well, of course, we will.

Won't we, Orville?

- Sure we will, Wilbur.

- Took me and my dad
almost a month to build it.

I sure hope it'll fly.

- Oh, I'm sure it will.

The aspect ratio
seems to be all right.

Could use a little
more dihedral.

And it wouldn't hurt
to have a low drag

laminar flow airfoil section.

- Oh, Ricky.

Stop talkin' like a child.

- Honored guests, men of
the United States Air Force.

Four--

- Somebody left the
television set on.

- Oh, no.
That's my father.

He's practicing his speech.

- I thought his voice
sounded familiar.

- That speech is getting
kind of familiar, too.

Hand me the fuel,
will you, Rick?

- I thought he was supposed to
make that a couple weeks ago.

- Heck no.
It's supposed to be tonight.

- You think he'll
know it by then?

- Think we get the
motor started by then?

- Hi, fellas.
Terry.

[interposing voices]

- Hey, what are you doing here?

- Well, David is trying
to get my motor started.

- Hey, that's a beauty.

Did you build this?

- My father did most of
the work, but I helped.

- Well, that's real nice.

- Hiya, fellas.

How you doing in there?

- Well, Harriet, would you
mind listening to my speech

for me, please?
- Well, go ahead.

I'll stand here and listen and
see how your voice carries.

- OK.

Honored guests and men of
the United States Air Force.

Four months and seven days ago,
our city fathers brought forth

through this community a
new Air Force base dedicated

to the proposition...

Dedicated to...

Harriet?

- Yes?

- What did I say the new Air
Force base was dedicated to?

- Dedicated to the proposition--

[motor running]

- ... our peaceful
little community.

- I'm sorry, Pop.
I didn't think it would start.

- I hear they got a
whole jet squadron

at the new air base, Pop.

Let's go out and
see 'em some time.

- OK.
- Stop bothering Pop.

Can't you see he's trying
to memorize the speech?

- It's just that one
spot I keep forgetting.

What was that again, Harriet?

- What was what?

- The part I forgot.

- You got the gas, Ricky?

- ... to this community
a new air base,

dedicated to the proposition--

[motor running]

- ...in our peaceful
little community.

- That's a swell speech, Pop.

- Oh, well, thank you, son.

- Where are you going to make
this speech, at the air base?

- No, over at the men's club.

- What are you going to
say between "dedicated to"

and "our peaceful
little community"?

- That's a good question.

I better get your
mother and find out.

- What time is
Colonel Claypool going

to stop by and pick you up?

- Oh, about 8 o'clock.

- Who's Colonel Claypool?

- Well, he's the new
commander at the air base.

- Well, how come you're
making the speech, Pop?

- Well, who knows, Dave?

How does anybody get stuck
with a thing like that?

- Oh, you're being too modest.

Actually, it's quite an honor.

They needed somebody to welcome
the members of the Air Force

to our town.

- Maybe if you get to know this
Colonel Claypool pretty well,

we could go out to the
Air Force base sometime.

I'd sure like to see one
of those jets up close.

- Gee, I would, too.

They travel faster than the
speed of sound, you know.

- Well, if you ask me,
that's a little too fast.

- Well, how'd you
like to ride in one?

- You're not talking
to me, I hope.

- Well, gee, it
sounds like fun to me.

- You aren't serious, are you?

- Well, sure.

It sounds pretty exciting.

- Oh, that's for sure.

- Hey, Pop.

Why don't you ask
Colonel Claypool

if you can fly in
one of the jets?

- Oh no, Rick.

I don't know him well enough to
ask a personal favor like that.

Besides, he's a pretty
busy man right now.

- I'll ask him for you.

- No, no.

Don't do anything like that.
Look.

When he comes here
tonight, I don't

want you to bother him now.

- I hate to rush you, dear,
but hadn't you better get

going on your speech?

- Oh, yeah.

Honored guests, members of
the United States Air Force.

Four months and seven
days ago, our city fathers

brought forth to this
community a new Air Force base

dedicated to the proposition--

[motor running]

- ...in our peaceful
little community.

And so I say to you
gentlemen that we

are embarking on a
new age, an age that

will take men of strength,
of character, men of steel.

- You better take your top coat.

Looks like rain.

- Oh.

Listen to this
carefully now, Harriet.

I'm going to start
right from the top.

Honored guests, men of the
United States Air Force.

- Here's your tuxedo coat, Pop.

- Oh, I wasn't going to
wear my tuxedo, Dave.

Harriet, do you think I
ought to wear my tuxedo?

- I don't know.

What are the others
going to wear?

- I think they're just
going to wear regular suits.

Looks kind of nice.

Hey, what's this?

- Lipstick.

- Well, is this yours, Harriet?

- Oh, no.

I'd never wear that shade.

This belongs to a redhead.

- Oh, yes, of course.

Lucy Calhoun.

Remember, I was dancing
with her New Year's Eve?

She must--

- Oh, I've been
looking for that, Pop.

- Well, you?

- Yeah, it belongs
to Mary Mahoney.

Remember I borrowed your
tuxedo for the sophomore hop?

- Oh, oh.
Yes.

Yes, of course.

Well, give it back to her, Dave.

See, I knew there
was some explanation.

- OK, wipe the perspiration off
your brow and put on your coat.

[door bell rings]

It's kind of warm in here.

- Oh, Dave, would you get that?

It's probably the colonel.

- Tell him I'll be
right there, Dave.

[music playing]

- Colonel Claypool?
- Well, yes.

- I'm David Nelson.

This is my brother Ricky.

- Well, I'm glad
to know you fellas.

- Why don't you come
in and sit down?

My father will be
right with you.

- Oh, thank you.

- Colonel, we were
asking my father

if we could come out to
the air base sometime.

- Why, of course.

I'd be happy to
arrange that for you.

- I'd sure like to see some
of those jets up close.

Do you have any of those
new jet bombers out there?

- Yes, we have quite a few.

- Well, how fast do they go?
- Oh, Ricky.

Don't put the
colonel on the spot.

That's probably
classified information.

- That's OK.

I won't tell anybody.

- If you'll excuse
me for a minute,

I'll go tell Pop you're here.

- Thank you, David.

Well, are you fellas
interested in jets?

- Yes, sir.

Pop is pretty
interested in them, too.

- Really?

- Yeah, he said he'd
like to fly in one

of those new planes of yours.

- Oh, you mean in one of
our F100 Super Sabres?

- Yes, sir.

That sounds good.

- Oh, that's a
pretty fast airplane.

- Oh, he wouldn't care,
as long as it's a jet.

- Colonel Claypool?
- Hello, Mr. Nelson.

- I'm sorry to have
kept you waiting.

- Oh, it's a pleasure.

I've been having a
very nice little chat.

- Oh, fine.

This is Mrs. Nelson,
Colonel Claypool.

[interposing voices]
- I'll be right with you.

I just want to get my coat.
- Fine.

I'm afraid your son Ricky has
let the cat out of the bag,

so to speak.

- Oh, has been telling
family secrets?

- Well, he's just been telling
me how anxious Mr. Nelson is

to ride in one of our new jets.

- Oh.

I wouldn't want
to embarrass you.

- I'm really sorry, Mr. Nelson.

You and the other
gentleman on the committee

have been such a help to us,
but there's a firm Air Force

policy against
that sort of thing,

especially in the
new Super Sabre.

- Oh, well, then
you mean there's

no chance of my
taking a ride in one?

- I'm sorry.

But I'm afraid not.

Not the Super Sabre anyway.

- Oh, that's a darn shame.

That's life as the
old saying goes.

Well, shall we go, Colonel?

- Nice having met
you, Mrs. Nelson.

- Thank you, colonel.
- Good night, Ricky.

- Good night, colonel.
- Good night, dear.

- Good night.

Good luck with your speech.

- Oh, my speech.

- It's in your pocket.

- Oh.

Oh, I already kissed
you goodnight.

Yeah.

[music playing]

- Now, gentlemen,
it's my pleasure

to present the chairman of
our Better Business Boosters

Committee, my good friend
and neighbor, Ozzie Nelson.

- Thank you, Dr. Williams.

Honored guests, men of the
United States Air Force.

Four months and seven
days ago, our city fathers

brought forth to this county--

- Louder!

- I think the public
address system has gone out.

Testing, 1, 2, 3.

- Just speak up a little, Oz.

- Honored guests, and men of
the United States Air Force.

Four months and seven days--

- Turn it down!

- Would somebody turn it down?

- It's feeding
back a little here.

Testing.

1, 2, 3.

Honored guests, and men of
the United States Air Force.

Four months and seven
days ago, our city fathers

brought forth to this
county a new Air Force base.

[music playing]

...in our peaceful
little community.

And so it is with
great pleasure that I

welcome you, Colonel
Claypool, on behalf

of the entire community.

Colonel Claypool.

- Thank you very
much, Mr. Nelson.

It certainly is a great
honor for those of us

who represent the Air Force
to have the cooperation

and understanding of the Better
Business Boosters Committee

in securing good
community relations.

Now, our jets may make a little
noise flying over your homes,

but I know that you
realize they guarantee

the safety of our country in
the event of enemy air attack.

Now, I have been trying
to think of something

I could do to express the
gratitude the Lincoln Air Force

base feels towards your fine
committee, and particularly

Mr. Nelson for all his
help and cooperation.

Well, earlier this
evening, Mr. Nelson

expressed a desire to fly
in one of our Super Sabres.

Unfortunately,
Air Force policy--

- What kind of a line
where you handing him, Oz?

- Well, I figured it
might be kind of a kick.

- However, I
telephoned the Pentagon

and was fortunate enough to
contact my old friend, General

Sam Johnson, and I am now
happy to tell you that tomorrow

afternoon, Mr. Nelson
is going to get his wish

and be the first
civilian passenger

to ride in our new North
American supersonic F100 Super

Sabre.

- Say something.

- Honored guests, men of
the United States Air Force,

this is all so unexpected.

May I say to you,
Colonel Claypool, thanks.

[music playing]

- Ozzie.

- Oh.

- What's the matter, dear?

- Oh, nothing.

I just started
thinking about riding

in that jet plane, and all of
a sudden, I got kind of dizzy.

I'll be OK in a minute.

- Well, for goodness sakes,
why don't you call it off?

Nobody would blame
you if you did.

- Well, I have been sort
of mulling over the idea.

I mean, I know how it's
upsetting you and the boys.

And I certainly don't
want to worry you.

- There he is, Bobby.

That's Mr. Nelson.

He's going to fly a jet plane
a thousand miles an hour.

Will you wave to
Bobby, Mr. Nelson?

- Hello, Bobby.

I don't imagine there's really
anything to worry about.

Those Air Force pilots
fly jet planes every day.

I'm sure they'll have a
capable man at the controls.

- Well, I certainly hope so.

- Actually, it should be a
very exciting experience.

Not many people get
a chance like this.

- Well, not many
people want one.

- Naturally, there
won't be much to it.

Probably just circle
a field a few times.

That's about all.

Just circle a field at
eight or 900 miles an hour.

- Want me to put the other
pillows under your head, dear?

- Oh, no thanks.

I'll be all right in a minute.

Just started to get a little
dizzy again all of a sudden.

Say, I could always say that
our insurance company won't

let me fly on a jet plane.

- There he is, Joey.

Take off your cap.

That's Mr. Nelson.

He's going to fly a jet plane
a thousand miles an hour.

He's not afraid of nothin'.

Will you say a few words
to Joey, Mr. Nelson?

- Hello, Joey.

Say, what do you
suppose the boys would

say if I should chicken the--

If I decide not to
go on the flight?

- Well, I'm sure whatever you
do is all right with them, dear.

- It's not that I'm
afraid to fly in a jet,

but you know what the
insurance company said.

- No, I don't believe I do.

What'd they say?

- Oh, well, they really
didn't say anything.

I'll bet they'd say plenty
if they heard about this.

They might even
cancel my policy.

And we certainly don't
want that to happen.

[doorbell rings]

Oh would you get that, please?

- OK, you stay where you are.

Well, hello, doc.
Come on in.

- Thank you, Harriet.

Just came over to have a look
at Flash Nelson, boy jet jockey.

- I'll leave you to
entertain each other.

- Move over, Oz.

- What do you think
you're going to do?

- I'm just checking you over.

Now don't worry.

It's free.

- Look.

If you came here
to frighten me--

- What'd you say?

- I said, if you came
here to frighten me,

you're wasting your time.

- I guess I am.

Pretty frightened already.

- Frightened about what?

What's there to be afraid of?

- I'm sorry, Oz.

- What do you mean?

You're sorry about what?

- You're in perfect
physical condition.

You'll have to figure out some
other reason for not going.

And maybe you could
use that other excuse.

You know, claim your
insurance company

won't allow you to
fly in a jet plane.

- What makes you think I'm
afraid to fly in a jet plane?

I'm looking forward to it.

- Oz, watch your blood pressure.

- There he is, fellas.

That's Mr. Nelson.

He's going to fly a jet
plane 1,200 miles an hour.

Mr. Nelson, would you say hello?

- Hello, boys.
- OK, boys.

That'll be $0.10 apiece.

[music playing]

- Gee, I don't see Colonel
Claypool any place.

Maybe this is the wrong day.

- Oh, he wouldn't
send his staff car out

to meet us because
it was the wrong day.

Oh, look.

There goes a jet.

- Boy, they sure go
fast, don't they?

Just think, in a
couple of minutes,

you'll be flying in
one of those, Pop.

You sure picked a
nice day to go, Pop.

- What's that, Dave?

- To fly.

Oh, oh.

- There's Doc.

- Doc, what are you doing here?

Did you bring your ambulance?
- Oh no.

Nothing like that.

Hi, Harriet.

Hello, boys.

Well, what do you think, Oz?

About a minute and a half?
- What are you talking about?

- Well, the boys
down at the golf club

have started a little pool
on how long you'll stay up.

I drew a minute and a half.

Think you'll hold out that long?

- Oh, I may surprise you.

- Well, maybe so.

But the guy who drew 30 seconds
sold his chance for five bucks.

- Oh.

- Well, Mr. Nelson,
right on time.

- Yes, Colonel.
You remember Doctor Williams.

- Oh, yes.
- And Mrs. Nelson.

[interposing voices]

- Well, I suppose you're anxious
to get started, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, I'm raring to go.

- What plane is Ozzie
going to fly in?

- Oh, the TF100
right over there.

- Boy, that's a beauty.

- Would you like to watch
from the control tower?

- Oh, yes.

- I meant Mrs. Nelson
and the doctor.

- Oh.

- No thanks, Colonel.

I got to get back to the office.

I just came out to
wish Oz good luck.

Good luck, Oz.
- Oh, thank you, Doc.

- Bye, Colonel.
- Good night, Doc.

- Yeah, sure is a swell plane
you're going up in, Pop.

- Yeah, you sure are lucky.

- Oh, you remember Colonel
Claypool, David, and Ricky.

- Yes, hi.
- Hi, fellas.

- Now, the sergeant over
there will take you up

to the control tower.
- Oh, fine.

- Well, I met Mrs.
Nelson and the boys.

We have to go this way
to get your equipment.

- Oh.

- Goodbye, Pop.
- Oh, thank you.

- Good luck, dear.

- Right this way, Mr. Nelson.

Oh, here's your pilot now.

- Bill.
- Gordon.

Mr. Nelson, this is First
Lieutenant Charlie Gordon.

- Oh, how did you
do, Lieutenant?

- How do you do, sir?
- Well, our plane is all set.

Any instructions, Colonel?

- No, we'll just leave
that up to Mr. Nelson.

Anything he asks for
is all right with me.

I'll be in the control tower.

- Very good, sir.

This way, Mr. Nelson.

- Happy landings.

- Oh.

Thank you.

Boy, there sure are a
lot of instruments here.

- Yes.
It's the trainer.

It's for student pilots.

You don't have to
worry about them.

I've plugged in your oxygen. And
that's your oxygen regulator.

- Oh, roger.

- Now, if you need more,
just flip that switch.

That'll turn it over to 100%.

- Oh, let's say I
want 100 proof--

100%?
- Be careful, though.

Don't gulp it in too fast.

It might make you a
little lightheaded.

- Lightheaded?

- Yeah, kind of like a New
Year's Eve celebration.

- Oh.

- Well, good luck, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, thanks a lot.

Good luck to both of us.

- Any questions
before we take off?

- Oh, yeah.
Just one.

Where's my parachute?

- That heavy thing
they put on your back.

- Oh.

I wondered why it was such
a tough job climbing up

the ladder.

Hey, won't this be
a little cumbersome

in case I have to get
out of here in a hurry?

- Don't worry.

You're strapped to the seat.

Right underneath you, there's
a 37 millimeter shell.

- Ooh.

- It doesn't go off unless
you squeeze that handle

under your right armrest.

Then it blows you right
out of the cockpit.

- Oh.

Well, that's comforting to know.

- OK, here we go.

We'll start up the engine.

[engine starts]

- Wow.

Kind of noisy, isn't it?

- You'll hardly notice
it after we take off.

OK, we're on our way.

- There they go.

Boy, they sure climb fast.

- 10,000 feet, Mr. Nelson.

You better turn on your oxygen.

- OK, Lieutenant.

I'm right with you 100%.

Hey, this stuff is pretty good.

- I'll ease up another
10,000 feet, Mr. Nelson.

Enjoying your ride?

Mr. Nelson?

Are you enjoying the ride?

- Oh yes.

Wonderful.

Off we go into the
wild blue yonder.

Smiling high into the sun.

- Mr. Nelson, go
easy on that oxygen.

It's like champagne if
you get too much of it.

- Oh, don't worry
about me, old pal.

I'm fine.

How fast are we going, Charlie?

- Oh, about 550.

- Is that all?

Speed her up, boy.

Let's get some action here.

- Watch that oxygen.

- Off we go into the wild
blue yonder, smiling high.

How fast are we going now?

- Approaching the
speed of sound.

- Let's put her into
a dive, Charlie,

oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

- Dive?
- Sure.

How fast do you
think she'll go then?

- Oh, about 1,300 miles an hour.

What do you want to do,
join the mach busters?

- What's that?

- Anybody who's gone faster
than the speed of sound.

- Well, what are you
waiting for, boy?

Let her go.

Last one down is a chicken.

- I'd better check
with the colonel.

Hurricane to control tower.

- This is Hurricane
to control tower.

Going into a power dive.
- Power dive?

Is that the plane Ozzie is in?

- Yes, ma'am.

- Starting to dive.

- Off we go in the
wild blue yonder.

Smiling high into the sun.

- Is Ozzie all right?

- 25,000.

20, 17, 13.

12.

- Boy, look at that
plane come down.

- 8,000, seven, six.

I'm going to pull
out now, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, not yet, Charlie.

- Five, four, three.

I've got to pull up now.

- Hey, look.

They're doing barrel rolls now.

- Off we go into the
wild blue yonder,

smiling high into the sun.

- Don't you think
you better tell

him to come down now, Colonel?

- Well, there's nothing to
worry about, Mrs. Nelson.

Gordon is one of
our best pilots.

But if you feel
better about it--

- Yes.
Thank you.

- Control tower to Hurricane.

Colonel Claypool.

Can you hear me?

- Oh, we can hear you
just fine, Colonel.

Roger.
Over.

Out.
Under.

Wilco.

- Lieutenant Gordon.

- Well, he's busy.

I'm taking his
calls temporarily.

- Sorry, Colonel.

- You better bring
her in now, Gordon.

- Yes, sir.
- We're going in, Mr. Nelson.

- Well, don't hurry on
my account, Charlie.

Off we go into the
wild blue yonder.

Come on, Charlie.

Sing.

Charlie.

- Well, don't just
sit there, Charlie.

Go ahead and sing.

- Off we go into the
wild blue yonder,

flying high into the sky.

[music playing]

- What did we do after
the barrel rolls?

- Some more barrel rolls.

- And then some loops.

- Weren't you scared, Pop?

- Well, I was at first.

But, well, then I took in
that oxygen. And I felt great.

It's wonderful stuff.

It gives you kind of a--

it's wonderful stuff.

At least this will prove to doc
and the rest of those wise guys

I'm not afraid of little speed.

After all, we're living
in an age of speed,

and daring, and jet planes.

- Dear, can't you
go a little faster?

- Well, Harriet, this is
a 25 mile an hour zone.

- I know.

But you're only doing 15.

[music playing]

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