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- Cut it kind of short on
the top, will you, Bob?

- Whatever you say.

You're the doctor.

I'll shave it all
off if you want.

- [chuckles] No thanks.

Not this season.

I know the girls are supposed to
go crazy over that King of Siam

thing, but I think I'll wait.

- I don't blame you.

- My wife's over at the
woman's club right now

listening to some fellow
lecture on hairstyles.

- Oh, you mean Charles?

- Yeah, that's right.

Monsieur Charles.

- He's a good hairstylist.

A little extreme, but
he knows his business.

- Well, you know, those
guys have a tough job.

Women like to change
their hairstyles,

get new personalities
every year or so.

Sort of like the automobiles
coming out with new models.

- Well, it all helps to
make life more interesting.

- Yeah, I suppose.

Well, I was looking
at some pictures

in a magazine the other day,
this, uh, hairstyle show.

Some of those hairdos
are really crazy.

- No kidding.

- [chuckles]

Well, my wife's hair always
looks real nice, though.

It's conservative.

It always looks
good, but, you know,

nothing crazy or mad like that.

- That's nice.

- I think Mrs. Eisenhower
has the right idea.

She wears her hair
pretty near the same

all time in those bangs.

It's very becoming on her.

The President likes it, and she
likes it, so she stays with it.

And personally, I think
that makes a lot of sense.

- Sure does.

- I ought to be the barber.

I'm doing all the talking.

- That's all right.

[music playing]

[buzzer]

[applause]

- Now, I'm sure
none of you ladies

would ever dream of wearing
the same dress day after day,

week after week,
year after year.

You wouldn't think of serving
your husband the same menu

every night for dinner.

Of course you wouldn't, because
you are intelligent, smart,

chic women who epitomize
the modern adult

approach to the challenge of
keeping your husband interested

and your marriage a success.

Your hair, my dear ladies,
is truly your crowning glory.

- Is the lecture almost over?

- In just a few more minutes.

I think there are several seats,
if you'd like to sit down.

- Oh, well, I--

I'll just sit over here
in the back quietly.

Thank you.
- ... key note with personality.

I have a little production
that I'm sure you will enjoy.

[applause]

Mademoiselle, we are ready.

[piano music]

[applause]

This hair style, I
call "excitement."

It has just a suggestion
of sophistication

and a soupcon of,
shall we say, je ne

sais quoi-- something
to attract the men.

[applause]

Can you all see, ladies?

If you cannot, you are certainly
welcome to move up closer.

[applause]

This hair style, I
call "sophistication."

It brings to us memories
of Monte Carlo, or perhaps

an evening of gaiety at the
El Morocco or the Stork Club.

[applause]

Ah, here is our typical
American girl type.

Tennis, anyone?

[chuckles] Isn't she refreshing?

Right from the campus,
our fraternity sweetheart.

Now, the sports car fad is
sweeping our nation from coast

to coast.

Regardez, si vous plait.

Our daredevil maker
windswept hairdo,

we call it "the egg beater."

[applause]

The junior prom, the
campus sweetheart.

Soft light and sweet music.

Youthful sophistication in a
setting of refreshing naivety.

[applause]

Oh, isn't she sweet?

Our debutante, all ready for a
brisk canter around the park.

Note the ponytail.

Gay, charming,
youthful, sophisticated.

Ah, to be young again.

[french]

Frailty, thy name is woman.

Beauty in the boudoir,
within the beds or madame

herself softly caressed by
romantic dreams, moonlight

and roses, soft, willowy hair.

Pleasant dreams, ma cherie.

- There's a chair up
there on the stage, dear.

- Oh!

I've been looking
all over for you.

- Well, here I am.

[applause]

- And now, memories
of last summer.

- Monsieur Charles
sure is a good speaker.

- --perhaps anticipation of--

- What has he said?

- For goodness sakes,
dear, pay attention.

- You're watching for the surf.

[applause]

Thank you.

Thank you very much, ladies.

Now that concludes our
performance for this afternoon.

We still have a little time
if there are any questions

that you ladies may want to ask.

Uh, yes, Madame?

- What good does it do to change
your hairstyle if your husband

never notices it?

- Why, I think you
are mistaken, ladies.

I'm sure you underestimate the
male powers of observation.

- I'll bet if I ask my husband
to describe my hairstyle,

he couldn't do it, and I doubt
if any of these other ladies

husbands could either.

[chatter]

- I must take issue with you.

Let us see if I
can prove my point.

I notice there is a gentleman
seated in our audience.

I wonder, sir, if
you could help us.

- What do you want me to do?

- Is your wife present?

- Yes, here she is right here.

- Look away from her, please.

Now, would you describe
her hairdo for us?

- Well--

- Ah, no fair peeking.

- [chuckles] Let's see now.

It's kind of-- kind
of short in the back.

Not too short.

Uh, sort of a modified ducktail.

It's got a few
waves in the front.

It's, uh, light brown.

It's got a part on the side.

And it-- it looks very neat.

[applause]

- Thank you, sir.

I'm sure you ladies will find
that your husbands are all

equally observant, although
they may not want to admit it.

And for the benefit
of those ladies

who may want a new,
refreshing personality,

I will be at the Parisian salon
this week only by appointment.

Oh, one more thing.

If any of you would care to
examine the model's hairdos

at closer range, you are
welcome to come backstage.

Thank you.

[applause]

- Well, shall we?

- Shall we what?

- Oh, uh, shall we go home?

- I meant to ask you, how was
the lecture this afternoon?

- Oh, just fine, Dave.

- Oh, were you there, Pop?

- He certainly was.

He was the hit of the afternoon.

- Oh.

- What you do, Pop,
fall off your chair?

- Well, I done near did.

They had some pretty cute
looking models there.

- No kidding.

Hey, why didn't somebody
tell me about these things?

- You're underage.

What'd you do, Pop?

- Oh, they just used me
as a horrible example

for an experiment.

- Oh, don't be so modest, dear.

I was very proud of your father.

He got up and described
my hairdo perfectly

in front of all those women.

- How about that?

- Didn't choke up or
anything, huh, Pop?

- Look, boys, let's not make
such a big deal out of this.

I don't think it's
unusual for a man

to be able to describe
his wife's hairdo.

Besides, your mother hasn't
changed it for 15 years.

- What's this?

- Oh, well, I mean naturally,
you've changed your hair.

I mean the color.

Well, that is-- you
know what I mean.

- I've changed my hairdo about
15 times in the past 15 years.

- Well, sure.

You've cut it.

And, you know, your hair always
looks beautiful, short or long.

- What was this about
changing the color?

- Well, you know,
in the summertime,

how the sun bleaches it.

Uh, not bleaches it, but gives
it those little highlights

and overtones.

And then as the winter--

personally, I think it shows
a frivolous personality

to change your
hair all the time.

- And it shows a
pretty dull personality

to wear it the same
way for 15 years.

- Well, no.

What I meant is, well, sure,
you vary your hair styling

just enough to
make it interesting

and to keep up with the trends,
but you don't change your--

I mean, you always
have the same--

- The same head?

- Ricky, don't you have some
homework to do or something?

And speaking of hairstyles--

- I'll get it cut tomorrow.

- And so will I.

- What do you mean?

- Well, if my hair has looked
the same to you for 15 years,

it's time I did
something about it.

I'm going to make an appointment
with Monsieur Charles

the first thing in the morning.

[music playing]

- Oh, that's wonderful, dear.

I'm glad to see you've
changed your mind.

- Changed my mind about what?

- Well, about letting this
crazy guy do your hair over.

Your hair looks beautiful
just the way it is.

And I like it very much.

I always have.
- What a minute.

What crazy guy are
you talking about?

- Well, Monsieur Charles.

- Well, what makes you think
I'm not going to him tomorrow?

- Well, you're doing
your hair up in clips.

- Well, naturally.

I want to look nice
when I go down there.

- Harriet, this is ridiculous.

Do you know what I said
to the barber today?

I said there's one
thing I'm glad about,

my wife never goes in
for those silly hairdos.

Her hair always looks nice and
neat, and yet, it's not crazy.

- I had an arithmetic teacher
in junior high school.

Her hair always looked
neat and tidy, too.

She was about the dullest
woman I ever met in my life.

- Harriet, you don't need
Monsieur Charles to tell you

how to do your hair.

- Well, I've got an
appointment with him,

so I might as well keep it.

- Well, OK, it's your head.

But in my opinion,
your hair looks

beautiful just the way it is.

- Well, thank you, dear.

[music playing]

- No.

That's awful.

That's awful.

Ooh!

Oh, that's-- oh.

Oh, that's--

- What's the matter?

- Oh.

Oh.

Go back to sleep, Harriet.

[music playing]

- Good morning, Pop.

- Oh, good morning, boys.

- I got a couple
of eggs here, Pop.

Do you want them?

- Are they fried or scrambled?
- Burnt.

- Oh.

[chuckles] No thanks.

- We got some toast
over there to match.

- Oh, no thanks.

Where's your mother?

- Well, she went down
to the hairdresser.

Boy, I hope we have a couple
of good pictures of Mom

around here.

- What are you talking about?

- She said we might
not recognize her

when she got back.

- Oh, I'm sure your
mother's not going

to have anything radical done.

- I don't know.

She looked like she meant
business when she left here.

- Really?

Maybe I'd better get
down to the beauty shop

and see what's goin'
on, coming off for her.

- Good luck, Pop, but she
left a couple of hours ago.

- You sure you don't want
these burnt eggs, Pop?

- No thanks.

- Well, David, I guess
you'll have to 'em.

- What are you
eating there, Dave?

- It's a sugar donut, Pop.

It's real good.

Haven't you better hurry?
- Oh.

Oh, yeah.

As soon as I have one of those
donuts and a glass of milk,

I'll rush right down.

- No, I'm sorry.

Monsieur Charles is all booked
up for the next few days.

Well, try again next week.

Thank you very much.

Monsieur Charles has been
so busy since his lecture.

- I imagine so.

- As you know, he can
change your personality

with your hairstyle.

- So I understand.

- Oh, Madame, you
look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- So different.

Your own husband will
never recognize you.

- Thank you.

Tell Monsieur Charles I'll
be in again next week.

- Au revoir, madame.

- May I help you, sir?

- Oh, uh, yes.

I was looking for Mrs. Nelson.

Do you know where she is?

- Oh, yes, she's right
there under the dryer.

- Oh.

Well, may I go in there?
- Surely.

Go right ahead.

- Looking for my wife.

Harriet?

Harriet?

What are they
doing to your hair?

What are they
doing to your hair?

- Ah, no fair
peeking, Mr. Nelson.

- Oh, Monsieur Charles!

I just wanted to find
out what you were

doing with Mrs. Nelson's hair.

- You wouldn't want to spoil
the surprise, would you?

- Oh, there's a
surprise coming up?

- Just wait until you
see what I have done.

- Well, yes, that's what I was--

I-- uh, what have you done?

- No telling.

Excusez-moi.

Just see what I have done
with this lady's hair.

Oh, it's beautiful!

- Wow!

[slow jazz]

Think I'll have another, Joe.

- This early in the
day, Mr. Nelson?

- Well, I'm in the mood for it.

Make it a double this time.

- OK.

Here you are.

- Women.

- Yeah?

Well, first today.

Care to talk about it?

- Well, it's really nothing.

My wife's having her
hairstyle changed.

- Changing her hairstyle, huh?

- She went to one
of these lectures

yesterday about hair
style, personality.

Came home, seemed happy enough.

- And you said the wrong thing.

- [chuckles] Yeah,
how'd you know?

- Figures.

You never come in
here this early.

- She's over at the beauty shop
right now gettin' the works.

Who knows what she's going to
look like when she comes home?

I probably won't
even recognize her.

- It's a funny thing.

I used to have a customer.

He was banana split man,
easy on the whipped cream.

He had the same kind of
problem with his wife.

She was always changing
the color of her hair.

One week, she'd be a blonde.

Next week, a redhead.

Next week, a brunette.

It started to drive him nuts.

He got so bad, I
used to find him

outside waiting
for me to open up.

- Smart guy.

Did he finally do
something about it?

- Yeah, he took the
bull by the horns,

went out and had his hair dyed.

Snow white.

- How about that?

- When he went home that night,
his wife took one look at him

and nearly passed out.

Told her his hair
had turned snow white

because he was
worrying about her.

- [chuckles] She believe him?

- She hasn't touched a bottle
of hair dye since that day.

- That was a pretty
clever idea at that.

Keep the change, Joe.

- Ah, thank you, Mr. Nelson.

Oh!

You want me to call a
cab for you, Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, no, no, no.

That's fine.

I'll be seeing you, Joe.

- Yeah.

[music playing]

- Hello, dear.

- Oh, hi there.

- I looked for you when I
got out of the beauty shop.

- Oh.

Well, I had a few things to do.

Uh, were they working
on your hair very long?

- Mm, about three hours.

- Oh.

And were you satisfied
with the results?

- Yes.

- Oh, that's nice.

- I think you're going
to have quite a surprise.

- Oh.

Well, I have a little
surprise for you, too.

- Yes, I see it.

You bought a new
hat, didn't you?

- Yeah, I bought it just
after I left the barbershop.

- Did you go to the
barbershop again today?

- Yeah, I had kind
of a little problem.

- Did you get it all
straightened out?

- Yeah, I think so.

Oh, is dinner almost ready?

- Yeah, come on in.

Oh, uh, after you, dear.

Do you like it?

Do you think it makes
me look too young?

I understand this is a very
popular style with the college

boys nowadays, especially the
fellows who are being initiated

into fraternities.

- How could you do
a thing like that?

- Well, why not?

After all, women
aren't the only ones

who can change
their personalities

with their hairstyles
every year.

You mean you don't like this?

- How long will it
take to grow back?

- Well, how long
will it take yours

to grow back or recover
from whatever it

is they've done to your hair?

- What do you mean grow back?

Look.

- You haven't changed it at all.

That's the same as
you always wear it.

- Oh, that's a surprise.

We tried five or six
different styles,

but somehow they just
didn't seem to be me.

So we all finally agreed
that you were right.

This is the hairstyle
that suits me the best.

- Oh, gee.

But you've been
wearing it that way

for 15 years-- no, no, no, no!

I didn't say that.

- No, that's OK, dear.

The most important thing is
that you like it this way.

And when someone
you're very fond of

likes your hair a certain way,
well, then if it's possible,

you wear it that way.

- And you really don't
like my hair this way?

- Are you kidding?

- Hiya, Pop.

- Oh, hi, Rick.

- David!

- Come on in the house, dear,
before the neighbors see you.

- Come here, quick.
Take a look at Pop.

- Oh, hi, Dave.

- Holy smokes!

How did that happen?

- Looks like the Indians
got to the wagon train.

- Apparently, you folks don't
approve of my new hairstyle.

- Why'd you do it, Pop?

- Well, I kind of felt
my personality was

getting a little dull
after 15 years of wearing

my hair the same way.

- For goodness sakes, dear, you
have a wonderful personality.

And I've always liked the
way you've had your hair cut.

- Oh, do you really mean that?

- Yes.

Why didn't you ask me before
you did a crazy thing like this?

Now it's too late.

- No, not necessarily.

My whole scalp
comes off, courtesy

of Jackson's Joke Shop.

[thud]

Well, come on, fellas,
pick up your mother.

- The boys left yet?

- Well, I didn't know
they were going out.

- Oh, sure.

They're going to a big
costume party tonight.

- Oh, I thought
they weren't going.

I thought they couldn't
buy any costumes.

- Well, they just decided
on them this afternoon.

- Oh.

Uh, who are they going as?

- Ricky said if he told
us who he was going

as, we wouldn't let him go.

- [chuckles] How about that.

What about Dave?

- Well, Dave said you
gave him the idea for his.

- Me?

Well, no, I didn't
talk to him about it.

- I don't know.

[rock music]

[guitar strums]

- [SINGING] Love me tender.

Love me sweet.

Never let me go.

[guitar picks off-tune]

- [laughs] Oh, gee,
that's terrific, Rick.

Daniel Boone, huh?

- You're kidding, of course.

Wait till you see
David's outfit.

- Oh, who is he going as?

- I'm not supposed to
tell you, but he told me

it was your idea.

- My idea?

Well, Dave!

Harriet, look at David.

Holy smokes.

- Et cetera, et
cetera, et cetera.

How do you like it, Mom?

- It's wonderful, Dave.

- That's terrific.

- Here's your hat, Curly.

You don't want to catch cold.

- See you later.

- Oh, well, have
a good time, boys.

- Yeah, have a good time.
Good night, fellas.

- Good night.

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