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[music playing]

- The Norwich Pharmacal Company,
famous for fine drug products,

makers of hospital-tested
Pepto-Bismol,

presents America's
favorite family comedy,

"The Adventures of
Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

and, of course, his lovely wife,
Harriet, as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelsons' next-door
neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

[music playing]

- Good morning, ma'am.
May I help you?

- Good morning.

Just thought I'd look around
for a couple of trinkets

for my bracelet.

- Well, we have a lot
of nice things here.

Say, aren't you David and
Ricky Nelson's mother?

- Yes, that's right.

- I thought so.

I haven't seen the
boys in quite a while.

How are they?
- Oh, they're just fine.

Thank you.

- Well, they used to buy
a lot of stamps here.

- Yes, they did quite a bit of
stamp-collecting for a while,

but you know how it is--

They lost interest.

Got too old for it, I guess.

- Well, that's the
way it goes sometimes.

- Pardon me, buddy, uh,
how much are these stamps?

- $2.00 each.

Oh, out of $5.00.

- My nephew's birthday.

- Oh, congratulations.

- Here you are, sir.

Your change.

Now, do you see anything
you like, Mrs. Nelson?

- Yes, I was just
looking at those coins.

They're very interesting.

- Oh, yes, they are rather
unusual, aren't they?

They're Spanish doubloons.

And there's quite a
history attached to those.

- Oh, really?

- Yes, in fact, there was an
article in last Sunday's paper

about them.

I think I-- oh, I thought
I had the article,

but I guess I don't.

Well, anyway, they're
supposed to be

part of the original
treasure of Camino Palmero.

- Oh, yes, it seems to me
I saw something about that.

I thought it was just
a legend, though.

- Oh, no, not according to
some of our leading historians.

Of course, nobody's
ever turned up

any large quantities of these,
but it's pretty generally

accepted there's quite a
fortune buried somewhere

in this vicinity.

- How about that?

- Of course, I imagine it must
have been buried pretty deep

or someone would have
unearthed it by now.

- Still, it's an
exciting thought.

- Yes, it is at that.

You know, I imagine
almost everybody

has dreamed of finding gold
in his own backyard in one

form or another.

- Well, are these
particular coins very rare?

- No, not especially.

These are coins that were
left at the old mission.

They are, of course, part of
the original treasure, but not

especially valuable themselves.

- They are unusual
looking, though.

- Yes, they are.

You know, they'd look very
nice on your bracelet.

Uh, maybe a little noisy.

- Oh, that's all right.

I don't mind jingling
a little bit.

It gives the boys
a chance to I'm

approaching when
they're supposed

to be doing their homework.

- I must say, that's
rather sporting of you.

- I think it is.

I hope they appreciate it.

I think I'll take two of them.

- Two?

Oh, all righty, fine.

Now, uh, would there be
anything else, Mrs. Nelson?

Uh, perhaps something
for your husband?

- Oh, no, thank you.

I just bought these
garden tools for him.

- Oh, yes, so I see.

Well, nothing like fresh
vegetables from the garden.

- Oh, yes, we're planning on
quite a nice garden this year.

- Of course, it's a lot
of work, all that digging,

and hoeing, and
raking, and weeding.

How do you manage to get your
husband to do all that stuff?

- Well, that's one
detail I'll have

to figure out on the way home.

- [laughs]

[music playing]

- Suppose Pop doesn't
want to go fishing?

- We're just out of
luck, that's all.

- I'd kind of like to go.

Can't we just borrow
the money from him?

- Well, it isn't only the money.

We have to borrow his car,
his fishing rod, his reel,

all his equipment.

I think it's much easier if we
just invited him to come along.

- Well, I suppose so.

- Besides, it's a much
more adult approach

to the situation.

- Suppose he says no?

- You just said that.

What's the matter
with you lately?

You're developing a
defeatist attitude.

- As long as I'm developing,
at least that's something.

- Oh, hiya, boys.

- Oh, hiya, Pop.
- Hiya, Pop.

- What's the big discussion?

- Oh, nothing really.

- Dave and I were just
talking about going fishing.

- Oh, it's a nice day for it.

- Here, Pop, let
me have your coat.

- Oh, thanks, son.

- We could be up at the
lake in about an hour.

- Yeah, I guess
you could, at that.

- Sure wish my car was running.

- Oh, there's something
the matter with your car?

- How about it, Pop?

You want to go fishing with us?

- Oh, no, thanks, Rick.

It doesn't sound
like much fun to me.

- Well, gee, Pop,
fishing's a lot of fun.

- Well, yeah, it is if
you're in the mood for it,

but I just don't feel like
driving all the way up there

and sitting on a wet
riverbank all afternoon.

- Well, we'll do all the work.

I'll drive if you want me to.

- I'll even dive in and
put the fish on your hook.

- Gee, thanks a lot, but I
just don't feel up to it.

I'm not young enough
for fishing anymore.

[knock on door]

Open the door, somebody!

[knocking on door]

- Be right there, Mom.

Boy, you're really
loaded down there.

- Oh, don't get worried.

I didn't buy off the
store, but almost.

- Like Santa Claus
out of season.

- Yeah, I feel like it, too.

I think I've got something
here for everybody.

- I hate to sound vulgar,
Mom, but what'd you get me?

- Well, I got you some of those
new tennis shirts you wanted.

- Oh, thanks.
- But don't go swimming in them.

- What's the good news
for the number one boy?

- Oh, I got you some new socks.

- Oh, thanks a lot, Mom.

- And don't wear them
around without your shoes.

You've got practically all
your good socks worn out.

- Uh-- [chuckles] as long as
we're in the spirit of this

thing, did you buy
anything for dear old dad,

or shouldn't I ask?

- Well, of course I did,
but I thought you'd guess.

- Oh, now wait a
minute, don't tell me

you bought a box of
those extra long cigars.

- [chuckles] Just
this rake and hoe.

I bought it just for you.

- Oh, how about that?

- Remember?

You stepped on the old rake
last summer and broke it.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember.

Uh, when you step on
a rake the way I did,

you don't forget it right away.

[chuckles] Hey, uh, how
come these are for me?

- Well, I figured you might
want to use them for the garden

later on.

- We haven't even
spaded up the yard yet.

Besides, I thought
you were going to take

over the garden this year.

- Well, it's such
a beautiful day,

I thought these might
give you an incentive.

- Say, that's a nice,
polite way of putting it.

- I thought we could run
the garden all the way

over to the fence this year.

- All the way over to the fence?

- Well, it's not so far.

Isn't that a beautiful rake?

- Oh, yes, it's real nice.

Of course, I'm not what
you'd call a rake man.

I mean, I can take my
rakes or leave them alone.

- Well, how about it?

Can I coax you to turn
over a little of the soil

this afternoon?

- Oh, gee, not this
afternoon, Harriet.

- Why not?

- Well, I sort of half-promised
the boys I'd take them fishing

this afternoon.

- Oh, gee, that's swell, Pop!

- How about that?

- Golly, when'd
you change your--

- David, what are you doing?

- I'm sorry, Ricky.

I thought I saw a mosquito
on Ricky's upper lip.

- I think you got him.

- I'm sure you wouldn't
want me to disappoint

the boys, Harriet.

- Well, I've been after
you for about a month

to spade up the garden.

- Well, you've got to keep
after me and keep after me.

- That's for sure.

- I was reading an
article in the magazine

about that just the other day.

It said happy marriages
are based on trickery.

The successful wife
should never just ask

her husband to do something.

She should trick him into it.

- What magazine did
you read that in?

- Well, I don't know, one
of the family magazines.

It was in the barbershop.

It was the Racing Forum, I
think, or the Police Gazette.

- I'll try and remember
that for the next time.

- Well, come on, Rick, let's
get the fishing stuff together.

- I'll dig up the worms.

- Yeah, that's a
good idea, boys.

I think I'll be inside
resting up a bit.

Let me know when you're ready.

- OK, Pop.

- Well, looks like I'm
left holding the rake.

- Oh, David, who do you
think you're kidding?

- If you don't
believe me, ask Pop.

- OK, I will.

Hey, Pop?

- Ah, fire!

Oh.

- I'm sorry.

I didn't think you were asleep.

- Oh, I wasn't asleep, exactly.

I was just reading the paper.

That is, I had the paper
stretched across my face.

What's the trouble, son?

- David says there's some
buried treasure around here.

Is he kidding me?

- Oh, well, uh, I don't know
if it's in this neighborhood

especially, but
there is a legend

that there's buried treasure
somewhere in this vicinity.

Why?
- See, wise guy?

What did I tell you?

- Honest, Pop?

- Well, I've never
seen any of it,

but that's the way
the story goes.

In fact, there was
an article about it

in the paper just a
couple of days ago.

- Come on, David, I
bet you we're rich.

- Wait a minute.

What's this all about?

- I'll bet the buried treasure's
right out in our backyard.

See what I found when I
was digging for worms?

- Oh, yeah.

This looks like one
of those old pennies

they used to have years ago.

- It looks like gold to me.

- Oh, no, Dave.

Look, I'll show you this pencil.

If this were gold, it would
ring like a little bell

when I tapped it,
but listen to this.

See, when I tap this, it just--

[ding]

By golly, this is gold!

This looks like one of those
Spanish doubloons they showed--

Where'd you say you found this?

- Out in the backyard.

- He was digging for
worms, and he dug it up.

What are you doing, Pop?

- Looking up the number
of the coin shop.

- Wouldn't that be terrific?

Buried treasure right
in our own backyard.

- Hello?

This is Ozzie Nelson.

- Don't give your
right name, Pop!

- Uh, I mean, this
isn't Ozzie Nelson.

Uh, this is a man.

I wonder if you could
give me some information

about the Camino
Palmero treasure.

Well, there was an article
in the paper about it

the other day.

Yeah, could you give me a
description of the coins,

please?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Thank you very much.

Don't get excited,
boys, but this

is one of the original
Spanish doubloons!

The treasure could
very well be buried

right in our own backyard here!

How about that, David?
- Pop!

- David!
- Pop!

- David!
- I'm Ricky.

- Oh, hello, Ricky.

Gee, buried treasure
right in our own backyard!

This is unbelievable!

- This is fantastic!

- This is terrific!

- This is the end
of the first act.

[music playing]

Hey, look what I found!

- Did you find
the treasure, Pop?

- No, but I found another coin.

- Just one coin?

- Well, it shows you
we're on the right track!

- Yeah, but two
coins in two days,

it's hardly worth
the trouble, Pop.

- How can you say that, Dave?

We may be just a couple of
feet from the whole treasure.

Come on, let's go, boys.

- Gee, I'm getting
kind of hungry.

- Me, too.

- Well, you guys
do what you want.

I'm going to keep digging.

- Make sure and call us
if you find the treasure.

[music playing]

- Hi, Oz.

- [gasps] Goodness
sakes, Thorny.

What's the idea of sneaking
up on a guy like that?

- I wasn't sneaking up on you.

- Well, you made a
mighty quiet entrance.

- Gee, I'm sorry.

From now on, I'll wear a
cowbell around my neck.

Kind of jumpy today, aren't you?

- Oh, not necessarily.

What brings you
over here, anyway?

- Strictly curiosity.

I was watching
you dig this hole,

and finally I couldn't
stand it any longer.

What's up, Oz?

Or should I say, what's down?

- Well, it's nothing
that interests you.

- Looks like about
three feet deep.

Looks like a trench, or a--

Where's Harriet?

- Harriet?

- Yeah, I haven't seen
her around all day long.

- Oh, well, she went
downtown shopping.

Why?

- No special reason.

You mind if I sit down
here for a little while?

- Uh, Thorny, I hate to seem
rude, but I have a lot of work

to do.

- Digging, you mean?

- Yes, digging.

- Well, then I won't bother you.
- Thanks a lot.

- I'll just sit down
here very quietly.

When'd you say
Harriet would be back?

- She'll be back when she
finishes her shopping.

- Mhm.

That makes sense.

Say, Oz, I'm just
wondering if you

could help me with a little
financial matter I've

been considering.

- OK, what is it?

- Well, I've been thinking about
buying some life insurance,

and I thought you might give me
some advice as the best to buy.

- What makes you think I'd
know anything about that?

- Didn't you take out a large
policy on Harriet last year?

- For goodness sakes,
Thorny, will you

stop reading those
detective magazines?

- Well, you must admit, you've
been acting mighty suspicious.

- OK, I give up.

I can't keep a secret
from you anyway.

I saw you spying on me
from the kitchen window.

- Not me.

That was Catherine.

I was spying on you
from the bedroom window.

Now, come on, Oz,
what's this all about?

- Well, I'm sorry to
disappoint you, Thorny.

It's nothing lurid.

It's nothing exciting.

I'm simply digging
for buried treasure.

- Buried treasure?
- Shh!

Not so loud.

- Oz!

- Thorny, do you want the
whole neighborhood to hear us?

- That's a good idea.

Put some cold
water on your head.

The sun's been beating
down on you too long.

- I'm not kidding.

Have you ever heard of the
treasure of Camino Palmero?

- Yeah, I've heard about it.

Never paid much attention to it.

- Well, it seems there was
this tremendous fortune

in gold coins stolen
from some Spaniards.

- Oh?

When was this?

- About 200 years ago.

- Well, then what are
we whispering for?

They can't hear us.

- Just a second.

Look at these.

- A couple of coins.
What about them?

- That's right,
they're gold coins.

They're Spanish doubloons, and I
dug them up from our yard here.

There's a good chance the
entire fortune is buried here!

- Oh, sure, sure, Oz.

- Well, you think I'm
kidding, but it's worth a try.

- I don't think you're kidding.

In fact, you could
find a lot of money

if you went about it
a little differently.

- What's your suggestion?

- We'll keep digging straight
down for about 20 feet,

then start digging north
for a couple of blocks.

That should put you right
under the First National Bank.

They've got millions there.

- Hey!

[music playing]

- Ozzie!

- What do you want?

- Where are you?

- Down here.

- Oh, for goodness sakes.

- Deep, isn't' it?

- Did you dig all that today?

- Yeah, how about this?

I'm liable to strike
oil before I find gold.

- But I didn't want you to--

I mean, why dig in one spot?

Why don't you dig a little
bit all over the yard?

- Well, no.

That's where we found
the coins right here.

- Well, don't you think
you'd better stop now?

- Oh, are you kidding?

Give up $8 million?

- $2 million.

- No!

It was $8 million
according to the paper.

If it was only $2 million, I
would have quit this morning.

- OK, I just don't want
you to get too tired.

- Oh, I'm not tired.

I am kind of hungry, though.

Hey, would you get a rope
and lower a sandwich down

to me, or maybe a bowl of soup?

- I'll tell you, why
don't you stop now,

and I'll fix you
something to eat

and then you can
try again tomorrow?

- OK.

I would like to go downtown.

- Well, come on.

- How am I going
to get out of here?

- I'll get a rope.

- How do you do, sir?

May I help you?

- Yes, I'd like to get some
information about some coins,

please.
- Most certainly.

Thinking of starting
a collection?

- Yes, a rather
large one, I hope.

- Well, it's a
fascinating hobby.

What coins were
you interested in?

- Uh, these coins right here.

- Oh, yes.

What did you want to know?

- Well, I found
these in my backyard,

and I want to know whether
they're the real thing or not.

- Well, just let me
take a look at them.

Ah.

Oh, there seems to be a
big fingerna-- thumb--

For heaven's sake,
let go over the coin.

I'm not going to
steal it from you.

- Oh!

Sorry.

- Mhm.

- What do you think?

- Well, these are Spanish
doubloons, all right.

In fact, they look like the same
coins I sold to a Mrs. Nelson

yesterday.

Yes, I'm sure they are.

- Mrs. Nelson?

Are you sure that was her name?

- Oh, yes, she has two
boys, David and Ricky.

I used to sell stamps to them.

- And you're sure these
are the same coins?

- Oh, yes, they're the
same coins, all right.

- Why would she--

well, no, it was Ricky that--

Well, still and all--

Yet, if she took the--

Well, I-- on the other hand, it
wouldn't be just a coincidence.

- Well, perhaps if you--

- No, no, no, she
wouldn't do a thing.

like that.
- No, I guess not.

- You know how women are.

- You know, all women--

- No, I'm sure she wouldn't.
- No, I--

- Maybe she did.

- Oh, stop it!

You're driving me crazy.

- Look, I'd like to buy two
more coins exactly like these.

Something tells me I've
been stabbed in the back.

- Are you sure you weren't
kicked in the head?

[music playing]

- Don't tell me you're going
to start digging again.

- Oh, hello, dear.

No, I'm just putting
the equipment away.

In fact, I'm going to
fill the hole in tomorrow.

I've been thinking
this whole thing over,

Harriet, and this is
just a big waste of time.

What makes us so sure
there's buried treasure here

just because we found
four Spanish doubloons?

- No, two.

- Oh, uh, didn't I tell you?

I found two more.

- You did?

- Yeah, here.

- Let me--

Why, they're just
like the others.

Where did you find these?

- Oh, uh, the same place
I found the others.

But I'm going to take
your advice, Harriet.

It's silly to go on with this.

- Oh, Ozzie, you can't stop now.

We're liable to have
millions of dollars buried

right here in the backyard.

- Well, so what?

Who cares?

What's millions of dollars?

What's buried treasure?

Who needs it?

We have our health,
our happiness.

We have each other.

- Give me the shovel.

- Oh, if you're going to
dig, dear, uh, dig over here.

You might fill in the hole first
and then try this area right

through there.

Here, I'll take your sweater.

You know, this might not
be a bad idea, at that.

If there's anything down there,
a woman driver will hit it.

This is tough work for a woman.

I can't bear to watch this.

I'm going in the
house and lie down.

[music playing]

Well, Harriet, for goodness
sakes, what's the matter, dear?

- Oh, my back.

- Oh, you poor darling.

Is your back awfully sore?

- Oh, it feels like somebody
set fire to my shoulder blades.

- Oh, isn't that a shame?

Well, I told you you shouldn't
have done all that digging.

- I know, but I just couldn't
let you shovel dirt back on top

of $2 or $3 million.

- Oh, well, who cares
about the money?

It's your back.

Oh, what a shame, dear.

- [GROANING] Oh.

- Something the matter?

- I could have sworn I
saw you smile just then.

- How could you
think such a thing?

- I didn't think it.

I saw it.

- Harriet, for goodness sakes.

- There, you did it again.

- I wouldn't smile
at your discomfort

any more than you
would smile at mine.

- I know.

- You were so sympathetic
when I blistered my hands

and strained my back, digging
that deep hole out there.

I'll get some water
for you, dear.

- Ozzie?

- Yes, dear?

- Do you know something I know?

- Uh, yes, I do.

- Well, in that case,
I have something

I want to confess to you.

- Well, it's about time.

- You know that first gold
coin that Ricky found?

Well, I planted that
so that you'd find it,

and then I dropped another one
in so that you'd keep digging.

But honestly, I didn't plant
those other coins you found.

- Uh, Harriet?

I have a little confession
to make to you too, dear.

- What is it?

- Well, uh, let me
take the shovel first.

I planted the other coins.

- You did?

- Yeah, pretty funny, eh?

- And you got me to
do all that digging?

- You practically snatched
the shovel out of my hand.

How could I stop you?

- Well, you didn't
try very hard.

- You're darn right I didn't.

- Oh, that was a dirty trick.

If my back didn't hurt me so--
- Now, wait a minute.

You just shoveled
for a little while.

I've been digging for
the past two days.

How come you made me
do all that digging?

- Well, how else was I
to get the yard spaded up

for my garden?

- Oh, Harriet, how could you
stoop to such a dirty trick?

After all, marriages are based
on mutual trust and confidence.

- No, they're not.

They're based on trickery.

You said so yourself.

- You ought to know better
than to listen to me.

After all, what do I know
about things like that?

- Well, I think it
was wonderful advice.

- Well, at least you
got the yard spaded up.

- Well, there's a big hole
dug in the middle of the yard,

if that's what you mean.

About the only thing we can
plant is a small Redwood tree.

- [chuckles] It's
not as bad as that.

After all, the boys spaded up
a couple of sections over here.

I have a feeling we're liable
to find a treasure right

here in our backyard after all.

- What's this about
the treasure, Pop?

- Oh, hiya, Rick.

I was talking about the treasure
everybody has in his backyard.

All you have to do is spade up
the earth, plant a few seeds,

and good old Mother
Nature does the rest.

- Well, that's a
beautiful thought, dear.

How about starting
tomorrow afternoon?

- What about our fishing trip?

- Oh, yes, the
fishing trip, Harriet.

- Don't change the subject.

- Well, you wouldn't want me
to break a promise to the boys.

I'll get to the garden
one of these days.

Besides, there are so many other
treasures in a man's backyard;

a hammock under the tree, a good
book, the singing of the birds.

- How about next week for sure?

- The greatest treasure of
all, the finest treasure

a man can have is a loving wife.

- By next month, maybe?

- An understanding wife.

She never argues with
him, never nags him.

She just wants him to be happy.

Yes, sir, it's the greatest
treasure a man can have.

- Ricky, will you go
into the hall closet

and get your father's
old violin, please?

- Harriet, how can
you say such a thing?

- It's not going to work.

You can talk all you want
to, but my mind's made up

and I'm not going to change it.

- Yes, dear.

- We start work on the garden by
next summer, and that's final.

[music playing]

These coins are really
beautiful, aren't they?

- Yeah, they sure are.

- They'll make a
lovely bracelet.

Did I tell you that's the
reason I bought them originally?

- Uh, no, you didn't.

- I was only going to
use two, but I think

these will be even better.

A little jangly, perhaps,
but they're unusual looking.

- Yeah, they are.

- Do you think
five are too many?

- Five?

No, four.

You bought two and I bought two.

- Oh, stop, you're kidding.

You bought three,
the two you showed me

and the one I found
when I was digging.

- You mean you found another
one while you were digging?

- Sure, I did.
Here they are.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Are you sure you
only bought two?

- Well, I'm positive.

Harriet, do you realize
what this means?

- Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

- I'm going downtown
to rent a steam shovel.

[ending theme]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] Every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

- I'm Happy Hotpoint,
here to remind you

that next week,
your Hotpoint dealer

will bring you the Nelsons:
Ozzie, Harriet, David,

and Ricky.

- You ought to see the
Hotpoint all-electric kitchens.

- Yeah, and laundries,
too, in color.

- Your Hotpoint dealer will
be glad to show them to you.

- Believe me, every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

[ending theme]

- Tonight's "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"

has been brought to you by
the Norwich Pharmacal Company,

famous for fine drug products,
makers of hospital-tested

Pepto-Bismol, America's leading
remedy for the relief of upset

stomach.

Joseph Kearns was
seen as the coin shop

proprietor, and Scott Seaton
as the elderly gentleman.

This is Verne Smith speaking.

This has been an ABC Television
Network presentation.