All language subtitles for The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet S04E09 Ball of Tinfoil 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-CRFW (1)_track4_[eng]

[music playing]

- Aunt Jemima.

- Aunt Jemima, America's
favorite pancake mix presents--

- The Nelsons.

- With--

- Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

[banjo music]

[theme music]

- And now, Aunt
Jemima Pancake Mix

presents America's favorite
family comedy, "The Adventures

of Ozzie and Harriet," starring
the entire Nelson family--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--

with Don DeFore as Thorny.

- Have you seen
my baseball, Pop?

- No, I haven't, son.

- It's around here someplace.

I thought I'd play some catch,
if I could find the ball

and if I could find
somebody to play catch with.

- Oh, I think that
can be arranged.

- There sure is a lot
of junk around here.

Hey, what's this?

- Hey, let me see that.

That's my old ball of tinfoil!

I've been saving that for years.

I didn't know what
happened to it.

- What have you
been saving it for?

- Well, uh, tin foil
is very, uh-- you know,

you never know when somebody's--

- Heads up, everybody.

Glass jars coming through.

- Oh, Harriet, look we found,
my old ball of tinfoil.

- Well, good for you.

What are you saving that for?

- We just covered that.

- I don't know where
I can put these.

I haven't any room
for them in the house.

- Well, I have a suggestion.

Why don't you throw them out?

- Oh, well, I can't do that.

I'll need them the next time
I go to put up preserves.

- Uh, may I ask when was the
last time you put up preserves?

- Never mind.

You just tell me where
you want me to put them.

- Here, I'll take them.

I'll put them over
here with the others.

- Oh, uh, honestly,
Harriet, don't you

think it's a little silly
saving all these old jars?

And while we're on the subject,
these magazines of yours

are becoming a
regular fire hazard.

If you want to save
recipes, why don't you

cut them out of the magazines
and save them some place else?

- My magazines?

"Field & Stream."
- Oh, well, that's mine.

- "Sports Illustrated."
- Well, maybe that--

- "Lawn Tennis."
- Well, uh--

- "Ring Magazine."
- Well, the--

- "Ourdoor Life."
- Well--

- "Fishing Yearbook."
- I--

- "Esquire."

- Here, that's mine.

- You know, come to
think of it, we're

accumulating an awful lot
of junk around the house.

Uh, why don't I go down
and rent a trailer,

and then we can take all
this stuff down the junkyard?

- Well, it's all right with me.

I have plenty of
time this afternoon.

- Well, good.
I'm available.

- I pass.

- I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll go down and I'll make
arrangements for the trailer.

And meanwhile, you and the
boys can gather all this junk

together here and from
the attic and the cellar

and put it in one
big heap on the lawn.

And you can have it ready
by the time I get back

with the trailer.

- Pop?

- Uh, yeah?

- What about our game of catch?

- Oh.

Well, here, catch.

- Boy, this runs into work.

I'm sure glad you
were willing to help.

- That's all right.

Next time, I'll tell
them where to find you.

[car horn honks]

- Hey, there's Pop
with the trailer.

[car horn honking]

Why didn't he
bring it back here?

[car horn honking]

- Sounds like he's
honking for us.

Be right there!

What's the matter, Pop?

- Oh, I'm having
a little trouble

backing this trailer in here.

Can't seem to keep
it on the driveway.

- Looks like you're
kind of hung up here.

There's a trick to
this, you know, Pop.

You're supposed to turn the car
wheels in the opposite way you

want the trailer to go.
You want me to do it for you?

- No, no.

I'll drive, if
you'll just guide me.

- Move back, Rick.

OK, Pop, straight ahead now!

OK, hold it!

- OK, easy does it.

Pardon me, Dave.

OK, straight back.

To the left, Pop.

To the last, Pop!

To the left!

[crash]

Oh, I'm sorry.

I meant to the right.

- Straight back.

Straight back.

Easy does it.

OK, straight back.

Hey, careful, Rick.

Don't bust the stuff.

- Gee, Pop, it's
all busted already.

- Well, I know, but you don't
want to scratch up the trailer.

If you're going to do
a job, do it right.

Whoa, whoa.

Well, Dave, you sure your
mother wants to throw that away?

- Well, sure, Pop.

The leg's busted off.

- Oh.

Well, uh, maybe we can find
another leg around the house.

You'd better save that, Dave.

That looks pretty good to me.

No sense throwing
out good stuff.

Hey, where did you find this?

- Up in the attic.

- This is my old lacrosse stick!

- Oh.

Is it a good game, lacrosse?

- Oh, it's a wonderful game.

- How come you never
play it any more?

- Well, it's, uh, kind of hard
to get up a game around here.

It's an old Indian game.

Here, uh, throw this to me.

See, you catch
the ball like that

and you run and kind of, uh,
cradle it and sort of dodge.

It's a beautiful game.

Kind of rough, but
it's a good game.

- What happens when the
other team has the ball, Pop?

- Well, when the other team
has the ball, naturally,

you go on defense.

And as they run with
the ball, you just, uh,

guard them like this.
You see?

You got to be in a
crouched position--

Ooh!

This guy bit me.

Are you sure he's dead?

- Let's see you throw one, Pop.

- Oh, gee, I'm afraid
I'm kind of rusty.

- Oh, you could do it.

- Uh, well, it's kind of tricky.

- Is it trickier than
backing up the trailer?

- Uh, yeah, it's trickier.

- Then you'd better not try it.

- Oh, I think I might
be able to manage it.

Uh, step back a second,
would you, Dave?

You see, you work out plays
sort of like in basketball.

Now, for instance,
suppose, Rick, you

would cut across
there toward the goal,

and I throw it to you.

Go ahead, cut across there.

[glass breaking]

[music playing]

- OK, who's the wise guy?

- Oh!

[chuckles] Uh, Harriet,
what do you think?

Rick found my lacrosse
stick up in the attic.

- Good.

Throw it on the trailer.

- It's practically
as good as new.

- Then throw it on the trailer.

- Harriet, we don't throw
away perfectly good, usable

articles.

- Well, anyway,
right now, I want

you guys to come in the house to
help me carry out some stuff--

an old ironing board,
six curtain rods,

and a box of broken glass.

- Well, uh, you heard
your mother, fellas.

Go in and give her a hand
carrying that stuff out.

Meanwhile, I'll, uh,
lug some of this heavier

stuff over to the trailer and--

go ahead, boys.

- Boy, I'll sure be glad when
I'm the head of a family.

[music playing]

- Hi, Oz.

- Oh, hello, Thorny.

- Hey, what's all this
stuff out here for?

- Oh--
- You're not moving, are you?

- No, no, no.

We just rented this
trailer, and we're

going to take this stuff
down to the junkyard.

- Say, as long as
you've got the trailer,

do you mind if I
put a few things on?

- No, no, go right--

I think I should
warn you, though.

You'd better not tell Catherine.

You know how women are.

Harriet's trying to throw
out everything we've got--

This vinyl, chair, for instance.

Nothing wrong with
it except a spring

that can be fixed very easily.

- Well, I only have
some junk in the garage.

I'll go get it.

- Hey, wait a minute.

I'll give you a hand.

[spring sound effect]

[music playing]

- Well, I guess that's it.

- I think I'll go wash up.

- Me, too.

- OK.

Easy does it.

Oh, gee!

Uh, pardon me, dear.

- Where'd you disappear to?

- See, I was sitting--

I mean, I was, uh--
well, Thorny came over,

and he saw the trailer.

Uh, Thorny?

- Ozzie said I could put some
of my junk in the trailer too.

- In the trailer too, uh, uh--

- Help yourself.

- Well, oh, gee, I'm sorry.

You and the boys have got all
the stuff loaded on there,

haven't you?

I'm sorry, dear.

My timing was so bad.

- Oh, no, no, your
timing was perfect.

- She knows you pretty
well, doesn't she, Oz?

- Well, you know how women are.

Well, you sure got
enough stuff here.

- It's amazing the useless
junk you can accumulate.

- Wait a minute.

You're not gonna throw
this away, are you?

- Well, I was going to.

- Well, gee, Thorny, it's
a perfectly good umbrella.

It's probably genuine
Swedish steel.

- Well, go ahead and
take it, you scavenger.

Hey, Oz, you're not going
to throw this away, are you?

- Well, yeah.

It's got a dent there.

- Well, you can
always use a wheel.

- Help yourself if you
can find a use for it.

- Gee, thanks!

Hey, wait a minute.

Well, you're not going to
throw this away, are you?

- Uh, Thorny, uh, you weren't
going to throw this away,

were you?
- Sure.

- Well, uh, gee, I've been
looking for a bar like this

to chin myself on.
Can I have it?

- Yeah.
Can I have the chandelier?

- Well, yeah, help yourself.

Oh.

Uh, Thorny, can I have this?

- Sure.

- What have you got there, Dave?

- I just found a couple more
small things up in the attic.

- Well, good for you.

You got everything cleaned
out over there, Rick?

- Yes, ma'am,
everything I could find.

- We're not talking about
the refrigerator, you know?

- Can I help it if work
gives me an appetite?

- Boy, I'm glad this
is the last of it.

I must admit, I'm
getting kind of tired.

- Yes, but it was worth it
to get rid of all that junk.

Hey, look at the trailer.

It's practically empty.

- What happened
to all the stuff?

- Oh, hello, dear.

- Ozzie, where is everything?

- I have the most
wonderful surprise for you.

Thorny took just about
everything home with him.

- Thorny did?
- Yeah.

Boy, what a pack
rat that guy is.

It seems he took a
fancy to just about

everything we were
throwing away.

- Well, that's fine, but what
happened to all that old stuff

he brought over here?

- Well, I was going to
tell you about that.

See, he was throwing away
some really wonderful stuff,

so I traded with him.

Come here.

I want you to see for yourself.

- Something tells me
I don't want to look.

- How about this stuff?

Pretty nice, huh?

- Nice for what?

- Oh, Harriet, are you kidding?

You've really hit
the jackpot here.

Look at this beautiful butterfly
collection, for instance.

Oh, and here.

How about this tow chain?

Strong as iron.

Just has one weak link
here in the middle.

Two beautiful books
of the encyclopedia--

This is really educational.

Nice stuff, huh, fellas?

- I'd rather not
commit myself, Pop.

- Well, I will.

We're not going to keep
the Thornberrys' junk.

- Now, Harriet, this isn't junk!

These are useful
household articles.

- Look, we spent the whole
morning getting rid of stuff

just like this.
Now, you'll never use any of it.

Come on, get to work.

We'll load it all
on the trailer.

- Well, you heard
your mother, boys.

Let's get to work.

- Come on, Ricky, you too.

- Huh?

- Come on!

[music playing]

- I guess that does it.

I'll haul all this stuff
down to the junkyard

and I'll be back
in about an hour.

- Well, drive carefully.

- Oh, I will.

- And try not to
do any backing up.

- Oz, Oz!

- Oh, hiya, Doc!

- I'm sure glad I caught you.
- What's the trouble?

- Oh, no trouble.

I heard you were running
a shuttle service down

to the junkyard, and I wondered
if I could throw a few things

on the trailer.

- Oh, yeah, help yourself.

Uh, where's the stuff?

- Over at my house.

Would you mind stopping
by on your way downtown?

- Oh, no, not at all.
Hop in the car.

I'll drive you over there.

- Thanks, Oz.

Boy, you sure got
a lot of junk here.

- You've been cleaning
out your garage, too?

- Oh, yeah, and my office
stuff sure piles up.

I got an old diathermy machine.

- Ooh, did you say
diathermy machine?

- Yeah.

- Well, uh, you're not going
to throw that out, are you?

- Oh, it's no good
for anything anymore,

except for interfering with
my neighbor's television set.

- But aren't they
kind of expensive?

- Ozzie, no.

- Well, gee, I--
I just--

- You can have
anything you want, Oz.

I got 20 years of X-rays.

There are a couple
of swell shots

of fractures you might like.

Oh, and the prize
of my collection

is a skeleton with
three ribs missing.

- How about that?

- I can't remember
whether I bought him

or whether he's
one of my patients.

- [chuckles] Well, come
on, I'll drive you over.

- So long, Harriet,

- Just put it all in
Ozzie's trailer, Doc,

and point him
toward the junkyard.

OK, right straight out.

You're all right.

- Hey, Mom, guess
what just happened.

- What?

- I went into the closet
to look for my track shoes,

and I found them.

How about that?

- Didn't you expect to?

- Yeah, but I usually have
to wade through a whole bunch

of junk before I can find them.

- Well, I cleaned
out your closet

and threw all that junk away.

- Gee, how come
you did that, Mom?

There's a whole bunch of
stuff I was saving in there.

- Well, you saw it
all on the trailer.

- I know, but I just
didn't recognize it

outside of the closet.

- Well, that goes to show
you how important it was.

You didn't even miss it.

- Oh, I missed it.

It's just that I didn't
realize it wasn't there.

- Well, it's gone now,
so forget about it.

- Hey, Mom, did you
happen to see my--

- It's out on the trailer.

- You don't even
know what it is.

- Well, if you're looking
for it and you can't find it,

that's where it is.

- Gee, Mom, I've been
trying to save it.

- Oh, that's the trouble
with this family.

We all save a bunch
of useless stuff,

and we pile the closets
and the garage full

and we never use any of it.
- Yeah.

- Isn't it much better this way?

Clean closets, empty
garage, lots of room.

- I suppose so.

- Yeah, now I can start
saving stuff all over again.

- You'll do no such thing.

[clatter]

- What's the matter, Mom?

- Thought I heard something
fall out in the garage.

- Me, too.

- Is that you, Thorny?

- Oh, hi, Harriet.

Hi, fellas.
- Hi, Mr. Thornberry.

- I thought I heard a crash
out here a moment ago.

- A crash?

- Oh, uh, well,
I'll see you later.

I'm in a bit of a hurry.

It's OK, fellas,
I can go this way.

- Sounded like it came
from the garage here.

- Tell Oz I'll see him later.

- Thorny?

- Yes, dear?

I mean, yes, Harriet?

- Did you dump all this stuff
in our nice, clean garage?

- Well, I didn't
exactly dump it there.

I turned the wheelbarrow
and it all fell out.

- This is all our junk.

I thought you traded Oz for it
and took it over to your house.

- Well, I did.

I'm awfully sorry
about it, Harriet.

I wanted to keep it,
but Catherine said

either the junk went or I went.

It's kind of hard to
find a room these days.

- Uh, thanks a lot.

- I knew you'd take
it this way, Harriet.

You're a real sport.

- Hey, wait a minute!

You forgot your wheelbarrow.

- Oh, that's OK.

I'll get it later.

In fact, it belongs to you.

- Well, what do we do now?

- Why don't we just throw
it back over the fence?

- Mrs. Thornberry would just
make him throw it back again.

- If Pop hadn't left, we
could pile all this stuff back

on the trailer.

- Say, maybe I can
catch your father over

at Doc Williams' house.

- Well, let's start piling
this stuff back out in the yard

again.

- Come on, David.

Who do you think you are, Pop?

- Hello, Doc?

This is Harriet Nelson.

- Oh, hi, Harriet.

- Is Ozzie still there?

- No, he left about
half an hour ago.

He went over to
Herb Darby's house.

- What did he go there for?

- Well, Darb stopped by while
Ozzie was loading the trailer,

and he asked Oz if he
could stop by his house

and pick up some stuff.

Yeah, I think you can
get him over there.

- Oh, well, thanks a lot.

- All right, Harriet.

Bye.

[music playing]

[glass breaks]

- Hello, Darb?

Is Ozzie there?

- No, he isn't, Harriet.

He stopped by here
about 20 minutes ago,

but he said he had to go over
to Van Skyler's and pick up

some junk for him.

- Well, thanks, Darb.

- Goodbye.

[music playing]

- No, Harriet.

He left here about
15 minutes ago.

I think he went over
to the junkyard.

That's OK.

[music playing]

- Oh, hi, Doc.

- Hi, Harriet.

Did Oz get back yet?

- No, not yet.
- Oh.

Well, is it all right if
I leave this stuff here?

- What's all this?

- The stuff I traded with Oz.

- Did Ozzie trade with you?

- Oh, sure.

There's some real
fine things here.

It's just too bad my wife
didn't appreciate them.

- I'm with her.

- Well, I'm sorry, Harriet.

- Oh, that's all right, Doc.

Ozzie can make another trip when
he gets back with the trailer.

- Oh, I almost forgot.

This belongs to Oz, too.

- It goes right
back on the trailer.

- Oh, would you ask him
to put this on, too?

- What's that?

- A box of broken window glass.

- It's beginning to look like
old times again, huh, Mom?

- Oh, you're not kidding.

I wish your father would
hurry up and get back.

[car approaching]

- That sounds like Pop now.

- No, it isn't our car.

It's Mr. Darby's car, and
it's filled with junk.

Hi, Darb.

- Hi, Harriet.

- Hello, Mr. Darby.

- Hello, David.

Ozzie around?

- No, he isn't.

- Well, has he already
gone to the junkyard?

- I guess so.

- Oh, dear, that's too bad.

I have a whole car full
of things he traded me.

Now, of course, I think
they're splendid--

- But your wife won't allow
you to keep them in the house?

- Precisely.

How do you guess?

- Oh, it wasn't hard.

- Yes, well, I'll
just unload them.

- Let me help you.

- Thank you.

- Oh, hello, Harriet.

- Hi, Van.

Welcome to the junkyard.

- Oh, thank you.

[music playing]

- Hey, it looks like Pop.

- Don't be silly.

- No, I mean backing
in the driveway.

- Oh, it's about time.

- How about that?

Pretty neat job, eh?

Notice how I back the
trailer in the yard?

- Well, never mind that.

What's all this junk?

I thought you went
down to the junkyard.

- I didn't have to.

See, the object was
for us to get rid

of all the junk
we'd accumulated,

so I traded it for this
beautiful stuff you see here.

- Well, now wait a minute.

First of all, what makes
you think you got rid

of all your old junk?

- Well, I told you, I
traded it for these things.

- Well, what do you think
this is all over the backyard?

- Where did this come from?

- Your friends brought it back.

- But why, for goodness sakes?

- Their wives didn't
appreciate it.

- Oh.

Well, I suppose some wives
just aren't understanding

about things like this.

- No, we're not.

- Harriet!

- Every bit of this junk goes
right down to the junkyard.

- How can you call this junk?

Look at these beautiful things.

Look at this diathermy machine.

Look at this.

Have you ever seen such
a beautiful bear trap?

How about Frankie here?

- Oh, so that's who it is.

- Yeah.

- I didn't recognize
him with his hat on.

- See, Harriet?

This is all beautiful stuff.

We just can't throw this away.

- Will you listen to me, please?

We're going to load every bit
of this junk on the trailer

and it's going right
down to the junkyard.

- Well, you heard
your mother, boys.

Let's get all the stuff and
load it on to the trailer.

We've done it so many
times, it's routine by now.

Everybody knows his job.

- That's for sure.

OK, boys, hand your father a
magazine and let's get to work.

[music playing]

- Well, I guess that's
just about it, Pop.

- Oh, gee, you guys
are too quick for me.

I was going to help you load
some of that heavy stuff on.

- Oh, that's OK.

- Come on, your work
is just starting.

You're supposed to drive
all this stuff down

to the junkyard.

- Oh, well, I will in
just a second, Harriet.

I want to finish this
article I'm reading.

- Oh, here.

Let's not forget this.

This is what started
the whole thing.

[creaking]

- Hey, look out!

[music playing]

The yard sure looks nice
all cleaned up, doesn't it?

- It sure does.

It looks wonderful.

We'd better hurry up if we
want to catch the early show.

No, not that way.
Around here.

You can't get in that way.

- Oh.

- Well, at least we
accomplished something.

This stuff is piled
in much neater now.

- Well, let's go.

[theme music]

[music playing]

- [SINGING] Every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

- I'm Happy Hotpoint,
here to remind you

that next week,
your Hotpoint dealer

will bring you the Nelsons--

Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky.

- You ought to see the
Hotpoint all-electric kitchens.

- Yeah, and laundries, too.

In color.

- Your Hotpoint dealer will
be glad to show them to you.

- Believe me, every day's
a holiday with Hotpoint.

[theme music]

Oh, be sure and get a
copy of the current issue

of "McCalls" magazine.

It's on your
newsstand right now.

There's some swell
pictures of a teenage party

taken at the Nelson household.

- The part of Doug Williams
was played by Frank Cady.

Parley Baer was seen as Mr.
Darby, and Claude Stroud

as Mr. Van Skyler.

This is Verne Smith speaking.

This has been an ABC Television
Network presentation.