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- What are you doing?

- I'm doing my homework.

I've got to make a list
of good things to eat.

- Some homework.

What's this?

Listerine Antizyme toothpaste?

You're not supposed to eat that.

That's toothpaste.

- It may be toothpaste
to everybody else,

but it's bread and
butter to us, boy.

[theme music]

- Listerine, the most widely
used antiseptic in the world,

and Antizyme, the first
all-day anti-enzyme toothpaste,

present "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family.

Here is Ozzie, who plays
the part of Ozzie Nelson.

And, of course, his lovely wife,
Harriet, as Harriet Nelson.

The older of the Nelson boys,
David, appears as David Nelson.

And his younger brother,
the irrepressible Ricky,

played by Ricky Nelson.

The Nelsons' next-door
neighbor, Thorny,

is played by Don DeFore.

- What are you doing, Pop?

- Oh, just cleaning out
these bureau drawers.

They sure do get
filled up with junk

if you don't keep after them.

- If you think that's something,
you ought to see mine.

- Kind of messed up, huh?

- I don't know.

I can't get them open.

- Well, the answer is never let
this stuff get ahead of you.

Make a habit of putting
the right things

in the right place.

- Oh, they're in
the right place.

It's just that there's
too many of them.

You know me, Pop.

I like to save stuff.

- Well, I think that's
a common characteristic.

Almost everybody
likes to save things.

- Yeah.

I guess the dresser drawers of
the world are full of stuff.

Hey, it's pretty
philosophical, huh, Pop?

- Yeah.

Of course, you can't just
go on collecting things

indiscriminately.

- That's pretty
philosophical, too.

I guess we have a pretty
philosophical family.

- Well, my point is you
can't just save everything.

You've got to have the
courage to throw out

the stuff you don't
need so you have room

to save the valuable things.

- Yeah.

Pop?

- Yeah?

- What exactly does
"philosophical" mean?

- Well, it's kind of
a hard word to define.

Why don't you look it
up in your dictionary?

- I would, but the
dictionary's in one

of the drawers I can't get open.

Hey, what's this?

- Oh, uh, that's
just a little box

I use to save important things.

- That's what I ought to
have, a box to keep things in.

What's this, Pop?

- Oh, that's just a lens
from a pair of sunglasses.

You never know when a thing like
this is going to come in handy.

- Hey, this is a good thing.

- Oh, yeah, that's a
very nice cufflink.

- Where's the other one?

- I lost it.

- What are you
saving that one for?

- Well, in case I find the
other one, I've got a nice pair.

- What's this from, Pop?

- Oh, that's a caster
from the tea table

your mother gave
Grandma Hilliard.

I keep forgetting to drop
that off at her house.

- Gee, how can you remember
what all these things are from?

- Well, I wouldn't be saving
them if they weren't important.

I just put important
things in that box.

- What's this, Pop?

- Oh.

I don't know.

Some bolt of some sort.

- Looks pretty important.

- Oh, it is, or I
wouldn't be saving it.

Uh, look, do you
want to drop this off

at Grandma Hilliard's for me?

- Right now?

- Well, yeah.

We keep forgetting it.

- OK.
Oh, hi, Mom.

- Hi, Rick.

- Uh, Harriet, uh, where
does this bolt come from?

Do you know?

- Let me see.

I don't know unless it's
off the shower handle.

That's been loose
for two months.

- Yes, by golly, I
think you're right.

Yeah.

- Unt-uh.

- I want to put it
back in the box.

Oh.

Uh, Ricky?

Rick?

- Yes, sir?

- Uh, never mind Grandma
Hilliard right now.

Instead, would you
get me some tools--

my hammer and a screwdriver?

I might as well fix the
shower handle as long

as I've got this bolt here.

[music playing]

- All finished?

- Uh, yeah.

I was lucky I got
it this when I did.

The washer was all shot.

- The handle is on
good and tight now.

- Yeah.

- Where'd the bolt go?

- Oh, well, I thought it
went on the handle there,

but evidently I was wrong.

There's a little
bolt there already.

- Where was it supposed to go?

- What's that?

- The bolt?

- Oh, well, gee, I don't know.

I haven't figured it out yet.

- Is it OK to take
a shower now, Pop?

- OK, but close the shower door
and don't slop up the bathroom.

- Oh, quiet, stringbean.

Is the shower fixed yet, Pop?

- Uh, yeah, I fixed it, Dave.

- What was wrong with it?

- Oh, the shower
handle was loose.

I thought this
bolt went in there.

Do you know where
this comes from?

- No, I don't, Pop.

Looks familiar though.

- Probably came
out of your head.

- Well, you go ahead
and take a shower, Dave.

Oh, hey, that's a thought.

- Yeah, that's what
I was thinking.

[water running]

[gasping yelp]

[water stopping]

- Come on, cut it
out, will you guys?

- That's the thanks
I get for turning

on the cold water for him.

[music playing]

- [WHISPERING] What
are you doing, Oz?

- [WHISPERING] Oh, hiya, Thorny.

Time to figure out
where this goes.

- [WHISPERING] What
are we whispering for?

- [WHISPERING]
Well, I don't know.

You started that.

See, I was cleaning
out my bureau drawer,

and I came across
this darn thing

and I can't figure
out where it goes.

- Well, that doesn't make sense.

If you don't know
where it goes, why

don't you just throw it away?

- No, no, I can't do that.

You didn't listen.

I said I found it in my bureau
drawer in this little box,

so obviously, I was saving
it for some special reason.

It doesn't fit in
the shower handle.

I found that much
out, the hard way.

- Wait a minute, Oz.

I've got an idea.

Come on over to my garage.
- What for?

- I think I can help you.

[music playing]

Put the bolt right
there on the bench.

- Now, what's your big idea?

Look out, Thorny!

You want me to lose this?

- Well, that's the idea.

Then, you won't have to
worry about it anymore.

- Thorny, will you let me
live my own life, please?

- I've got some pretty
interesting things here.

Say, how about that?

Came out of my watch.

- Wait a minute.

Hey, here's a bolt
just like mine!

Where did this come from?

- How much is it worth to you?

- Come on, Thorny, where
did this come from?

- Now, look, Oz, you come in
here and mess up my garage

and waste my time asking
a lot of silly questions

and expect to get the benefit
of my professional knowledge

without paying for it?

- Thorny.

- OK, I'll tell you.

Came off my furnace.

- Your furnace?

- Yep.

Fixing the furnace last week,
and I had that left over.

- Whereabouts on the furnace?

- Way in the back by the grate.

[ding sound effect]

[music playing]

- Ozzie?

- Yeah?

- Where are you?

- I'm in here, cleaning
out the furnace.

- Ozzie?

- Hey!

[coughing]

- Oz.

Come out.

- [coughs] What do you want?

- Oh, well, I was
just wondering,

what made you suddenly
decide to clean the furnace?

- Oh, well, uh, Thorny
thought the bolt went in here,

but it doesn't fit here.

So as long as I was here, I
figured I'd clean the furnace.

- Oh, good for you.

Have a good time.
- Thank you.

If you want me, you
know where to find me.

[music playing]

- Mr. Baxter?

- Oh, Mr. Nelson!

Well, I haven't seen
you in quite a while.

It's nice to see you again.

- Well, thank you very much.
It's nice to see you.

I have a bit of a problem here.

- I know, don't tell me.

Crabgrass.

- No, no, it's
nothing like that.

- Well, I'm glad to hear that.

You know, everybody's
coming in here,

worried about their crabgrass.

I think it's a waste
of time to fight it.

- Oh, yeah?
You--

- Do you know what my
solution to the problem is?

It's a crabgrass fertilizer.

- A fertil--

- You're never going
to get rid of it,

so you might as well cultivate
a nice, healthy crop.

[laughs]

- Yeah, that's an idea.

- Say, I got a special
on elbow joints today.

- Oh.

- Factory shipped me a
whole extra crate of them.

Costs too much to
send them back,

so they said sell them
for whatever I wanted to.

- Oh, well, thanks a
lot, but I don't think--

See, I came in to
see about this.

- Oh.

Gee, I'm sorry.

We don't have any
of those in stock,

but I could order you some.

How many do you need?

- You know what this is for?

- Certainly.

Television antennas.

- Oh!

Oh, gee, thanks a lot.

That's what I
wanted to find out.

- Don't you want to order any?
- Uh, no.

See, I was cleaning out my
bureau drawer this morning

and I came across this.

I stashed it away
very carefully.

And, uh, I couldn't
figure out why.

See, obviously, I was
saving it to remind me

to fix the television antenna.

- Oh.

Say, that television
is sure catching on.

Mrs. Baxter and I
are crazy about it.

We're seeing all the
movies we couldn't afford

to see during the Depression.

Do you think there will be
another depression, Mr. Nelson?

- Oh, no, no.

I think things are stabilizing
themselves pretty well.

- Well, I don't know.

Money isn't as free
as it used to be.

Two years ago, people would tear
down the doors for these elbow

joints.

- Yeah, well, I can, uh--

well, thanks very much for--

- That's all right.

"Service" is our motto.
- Well, good.

I'll--

- Oh, say, Mr. Nelson, you've
always been a good customer.

Here, have an elbow
joint on the house.

[music playing]

- Oh, hiya, Thorny.

- Hi, Oz.

What are you-- oh, no.

Don't tell me you're still
fooling around with that thing.

- I think I found
out where it goes.

- Oz, I told you, it
goes in the furnace!

- No, no, I tried it there.

It doesn't work.

But Mr. Baxter seems to think it
goes on our television antenna

up there.

- Oh, no.

- Well, it's a possibility.

- Oz, I've got a better idea.

- No, I told you, I
tried it in the furnace.

It doesn't work there.
- No, no, I don't mean that.

Here, let me have that thing.
- Hey, wait a minute!

What are you doing?

- Just trying to
save you from losing

your mind over a silly
thing like that bolt.

- Well, it's not a
silly thing, Thorny.

This goes some specific spot,
and I want to find out where.

- Oh, Oz, will you
forget about it?

- What do you mean
forget about it?

You don't just forget
about a thing like this.

Look, you're looking
through your bureau drawer,

you open a little box
and what do you find?

You find a bolt. Not an ordinary
bolt but a very unusual bolt.

- Right.

- Now, how did the
bolt get in the box?

Because you put it there, right?

All right, now why
did you put it there?

Because you knew it came
from some specific place

and you wanted to save it.

Now, where did it come from?

Think, think, think!

- Well, it didn't come from
the furnace because I looked.

Oh, wait a minute, Oz!

It's not my bolt. It's your
bolt. And stop yelling at me.

You'll have me as
crazy as you are.

- Well, that's a
fine thing to say!

- Well, I mean it, Oz!

You let this whole
thing upset you.

- I have not, Thorny!

It's merely aroused my
curiosity, that's all.

For goodness sakes, if
it'll make you happy, I'll--

there.

The whole thing is forgotten.

- Well, for a
minute, I thought you

were going to throw it away.

- You'd rather I throw it away?

There.

- Well, if you're going to throw
it away, really throw it away!

[thud]

[ding sound effect]

- What are you trying to prove?

That you can throw your
arm out at the elbow?

- Oz, just trying to stop
you from blowing your top!

- I am-- you're the--

why don't you go in
the house and cool off?

- OK, I will!

[music playing]

Now remember, stop
worrying about it!

- Forget it, will you?

[door closes]

- Hi.

- Hi.

Well, I finally found it.

- Good.

Where does it go?

- Harriet, you didn't listen.

I said I found it.

I found the bolt.

- What do you mean you found it?

- Well, don't you remember?

Thorny threw it in the bushes,
and I had to crawl away--

Oh, uh, you weren't
out there, were you?

- No, but don't
let that stop you.

- Uh, well, see, Thorny and
I got talking about the bolt,

and he threw it
under the bushes.

Oh, uh, you want to
know, uh, where it goes?

- Well, yes, isn't
that the problem?

- Uh, yes.

Uh, well, I don't
know where it goes.

- At least you're back
where you started from.

- Well, say, listen, Mr.
Baxter made a very interesting

observation.

He thinks this might possibly
come from our television

antenna up on the roof.

- You don't mean you're
going way up on the roof?

- No, no, no, no,
I didn't say that.

I just said that Mr. Baxter made
this interesting observation.

- Oh, well, I was
wondering because it's

pretty slippery up there.

- Oh, yeah.

I'd have to get out the ladder
and, uh, get my sneakers.

Uh, Harriet, I'm not going
to climb up on the roof.

- Well, I should hope not.

- Well, don't be silly.

- Come on, dear.

- Come on where?

- I'll give you a
hand with the ladder.

[music playing]

- Sure is heavy.

And to think I used to
want to be a fireman.

- You be careful up there, now.

- Yeah.

Hold the ladder for
me, will you, Rick?

Rick?

Where'd he go?

- Where does any smart kid go
when there's work to be done?

- Uh, will you hold the
ladder for me, Harriet?

- Oh, I don't know.
It's pretty steep up there.

I don't know whether I want
to be an accomplice to this

or not.

- [chuckles] I'll only
be up there a minute.

- Hey, Mom, where's Pop?

We wanted him to play
basketball with us.

- Oh, he's up on the roof, dear.

[wind blowing]

- Ma?

- Hmm?

- What happened to David?

- Be my guest.

[music playing]

[rustling thuds]

What happened up there?

Ozzie!

- Uh, nothing serious!

I dropped the bolt!

Would you get it for me?

- Oh, well, it didn't
come down here.

- No, no, you'll
find it in the attic!

We had some weak
shingles, and my foot

happened to break through here!

[music playing]

Gee, I can't imagine
how Mr. Baxter

made a mistake like that.

There wasn't any bolt
missing from the antenna.

- Well, at least you
fixed the shingles.

Here's the bolt.

- Oh, thanks.

- Say, maybe you
misunderstood him.

Maybe he meant the
television set.

- No, the television
set's working perfectly.

- Well, it wasn't yesterday.

- Well, I fixed it.

- What'd you do?

- Well, same as usual.

I kicked it.

- Hey, Pop, let me
see that bolt again.

You don't suppose this could
have come off the car, do you?

- Harriet, wait a minute.

I think David's
got something here.

Remember the other night
we were coming home

from the Dunkle's party
with the Thornberrys,

and you opened the car door
and I heard something fall out?

- That was Thorny.

- No, no, no, no, no.

This had a metallic sound.

Don't you remember
after a while, I

looked underneath the car
and I picked something up?

Uh, what part of the
car do you think it

could have come off of, Dave?

- Well, I don't know,
Pop, but just guessing,

it probably came off the engine.

- Well, uh, let's go out in the
garage and take a look here.

- Boys, uh, the ladder.

- Yeah, the ladder, boys.

Uh, yeah.

Get a good grip on it.

It's heavy.

- Hey, cut it out you guys!
Put me down!

- Oh!

[chuckles]

Sorry, son.

- You can't get rid
of me that easy.

- [chuckles] OK, here we go.

- You want to start
the engine, Pop?

[engine starting]

Yeah, there's some
loose in there.

You'd better come out
here and take a look.

- Oh, yes, very definitely.

Seems to be right over here.

Uh, cut the engine,
will you, Rick?

[car horn honking]

For goodness sakes,
Ricky, cut it out!

- Come on, Ricky!

- Look, if you want to do
something constructive,

go in the garage and get
my toolkit, will you?

- Yes, sir.

- I'm gonna take
this carburetor off.

[music playing]

There are no bolts
missing from here.

- None missing from here either.

- Well, I could
have told you that.

- Why?

Where do you think
it's missing from?

- Well, it's from
the distributor.

- Dopey, there are no
bolts on a distributor.

- Oh.

Well, I guess it
couldn't be from there.

The process of elimination.

- Let's see now.

We've tried the horn.

It's not from there.

We've tried the garage door.

It's not from there.

We tried the license
plates, front and back.

- Maybe there's nothing
something loose under here!

- Where are you?

- Underneath the car!

Go ahead, David, shake it!

- Anything loose under there?

Rick, anything
loose under there?

- There was, but
there isn't any more.

[music playing]

- Nothing missing here, Pop.

- Hey, I got an idea.

Let's go for a drive.

- We can do without
the heckling, Ricky.

- If you think
that's heckling, wait

till you start putting
the motor back together.

- Wait a minute.

Isn't there a bolt missing from
there, right done in there?

- Yeah, I think
you're right, Pop!

I think you found it!

Hand me our bolt.

- Does it fit?

- Just a second.

- I'll bet it does!

It fits, doesn't it?

Does it fit?

It does, it does!

I know it!

- No, I'm sorry, Pop.

It doesn't fit.

Hey, wait a minute.

There is a bolt missing
from the generator, though.

Hey, that could be serious.

- From the generator?

Oh, yeah.

- What could happen, Pop?

- Oh, lots of things.

It could tear the whole--

Uh, wait.

Uh, it'd cause a
big repair bill.

- Sweep it up and call
the automobile club.

[music playing]

- Ozzie, aren't you
coming to bed pretty soon?

It's awfully late.

Ozzie?

- I'm just brushing my teeth!

I wish I could remember where
this darn thing comes from.

- I wish you'd forget about it.

- I've wasted the
whole day on it.

- Well, I wouldn't exactly
say the day was wasted.

You fixed the shower,
and repaired the roof,

and cleaned the furnace, and
saved a big bill on the car.

- Say, wait a minute.

You didn't by any
chance plant this

so I'd do all that
work today, did you?

- Oh, don't be silly.

Of course I didn't, but only
because I didn't think of it.

- Well, I'll tell you this much.

I'm not going to spend
tomorrow worrying about it.

Now, I'm not going
to stay up all night

tonight worrying
about it either.

- What are you going to do?

- Gonna throw this darn
thing out the window.

- Good for you.

- Well, that takes care of that.

Oh, I thought you were
anxious to get the light out.

- I'll turn it out, just as
soon as I finish this chapter.

- That's a woman for you.

[thud]

Harriet, this is it!

That's where the bolt came
from, from my bed here!

[music playing]

Well, good morning, Thorny.

- Hi, Oz.

- Well, I suppose you
heard I discovered

where the bolt came from.

- Yeah, and I hear you
found out the hard way, too.

[laughter]

What a coincidence.

I seem to have found a
stray bolt here myself.

- Oh, let's see that.

How about that?

Wonder where it came from.

- Well, I don't know, but
I'll tell you one thing.

I'm not going to spend the
whole day worrying about it.

- Hey!

- [laughs]

- Well, I'll say
this much, you've

got a lot more
willpower than I have.

[laughter]

- Well I got to go in, Oz.
I smell breakfast cooking.

- All right, see you, Thorny.
- Yeah.

[ending theme]

- Next week, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"

starring the entire
Nelson family--

- Ozzie.
- Harriet.

- David.

- Ricky.

- --will be brought
to you by Hotpoint.

- And remember, Hotpoint
changes your viewpoint.

- Automatically.

- The part of Mr. Baxter
was played by Frank Cady.

This is Verne Smith speaking.

A portion of the Listerine
Antiseptic commercial

was dramatized.