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I don't even know why I
bother opening my mail.
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It's always the same thing.
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Yeah, I know. Bills, huh?
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Checks. Yeah...
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Some days you just want
to dump the whole thing...
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Checks?
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Ever since my dad died
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and my brother took
charge of my estate,
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I've been getting
checks, lots of checks.
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I suppose this is
a silly question.
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In fact, uh, knowing you,
I think it might turn out
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to be a silly
question, but anyway,
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uh, why don't you cash those?
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Alex, Alex, Alex...
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Yeah, I knew it was absurd.
I knew it.
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When you cash them,
what have you got?
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Money.
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Money can be lost,
stolen or wasted
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and you feel terrible.
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This way,
if anything happens to them,
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what have I lost?
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Checks.
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Iggy? Yo.
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Iggy, come over
here, come over here.
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You know what you need?
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You need somebody to
handle your money.
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Now let me be your business
manager, iggy.
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Oh, uh...
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I don't know, boss.
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I've heard about
business managers
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running off to Mexico
with their clients' money.
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And if you did that,
I'd miss you like crazy.
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Jim, Jim, Jim, come here. Yeah.
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I think we better go open up a
bank account for you right now.
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Come on.
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Okeydoke.
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You got any
identification on you?
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Sure.
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"Jim ignatowski."
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Yeah.
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You'll-you'll need
your driver's license.
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Oh, you need two ids?
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Yeah. Got it!
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Louie!
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What do you want?
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I want to say something to you,
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you miserable,
selfish, nasty man!
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Maybe you noticed
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that we have not had
you over to dinner
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to our house in
over a month now.
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Last night Tony
had us to dinner.
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Now, everybody we
have had to dinner
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has paid us back except you.
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In my country,
that is a terrible insult!
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And I am tired of waiting!
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You are no longer
welcome in my home!
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And I just want to tell
you that to your face!
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You're never gonna taste my
jellied weasel feet again!
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I'm going to be a
little bit late.
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I love to touch her all
over when she's like this.
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Louie, you seem upset.
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So?
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No, I mean genuinely upset.
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Yeah, nardo, I'm upset.
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The wife of the guy I
like most in this garage
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just said I'm not welcome
in their home anymore.
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You see,
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I used to look forward
to those evenings.
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So why don't you just
invite them over for dinner
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at your apartment?
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No, no, no, no.
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You haven't seen
where I live now.
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I don't invite any
guests over there.
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It's cheap, but it's a sewer.
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I don't-i don't know why I stay.
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Because it's you?
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I'm sorry.
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So, Louie, you know,
you can afford a better place.
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Why don't you get
yourself a nice apartment?
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You know,
it could be a first step for you.
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Eh...
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If you could improve
your style of living,
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next thing you know,
you could improve your whole life.
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I love the way you're talking to
me, nardo.
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Nobody ever talks to me nicely,
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and what you're
saying makes sense.
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I've always wanted a
really great apartment.
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And, you know, something plush
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with the-with the
pipes inside the walls.
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You know,
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this could be the birth of
a whole new Louie de palma.
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Yeah.
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Thanks, nardo.
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Sure.
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Louie!
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Ignore it! Ignore it!
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Ignore it!
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That was the old
Louie saying good-bye.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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Oh, ho-ho.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho.
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Mr. De palma, is, uh,
is this what you had in mind?
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How can I have this in mind?
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I've never seen anything
like this in my life!
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This is-this is-this is great!
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Look at this fireplace.
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Look at that.
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And the rug.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh...
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Ooh!
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This is... whoo-hoo!
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And an ice maker!
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An ice...
I always wanted an ice maker.
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Look, look, look,
it makes those little ice cubes
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with the hole in it.
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Whoo!
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Microwave?
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You know,
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I read somewhere where
this guy in Jersey
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claims that he got
sterilized by one of these,
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but-but I figure he
must have been cooking
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in some weird position.
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Oh, this is... a balcony!
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Oh... whoo-whoo!
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This is... this place...
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I mean, this is...
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Was that the doorbell?
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Mr. De palma, I'm awfully sorry.
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I normally wouldn't dream of
scheduling two clients at once,
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but, you see, this was the
only time they could make it.
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Hello. Man: Hi.
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Please, won't you come in?
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Now, uh, Mr. De palma,
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this is Mr. and Mrs. Sheffield.
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They both just
graduated law school.
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Now what do you think of that?
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Well, give me a minute to
rub down the goose bumps.
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We wanted a place like
this all our lives.
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That long, huh?
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Oh, it's just perfect for now.
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Oh, Scott doesn't want to
have children right away.
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Go stand by the microwave.
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Mrs. Bascome,
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I'm prepared to talk financing.
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Well, now this is what
we call a 50% building.
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Mm-hmm.
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Half the purchase
price must be paid
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in cash, no financing.
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Now in this case,
that comes to $95,000.
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Geesh!
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I'm afraid that's just a
little too rich for our blood.
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Whoo!
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Oh, me, too!
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Ugh!
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Ooh!
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Aw!
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Ah-ha!
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Hah!
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Hah! Whoo!
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Ha!
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Oh-ho!
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$95,000... I'll take it!
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All right, Mrs.
Bascome, you wait right over here.
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Okay, who wants a
really good cab today?
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Oh, I do, boss.
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Oh, good.
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I'm glad you do, iggy.
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You know the rules now.
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Oh, okeydoke.
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How much do you want?
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$48,000.
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Okay, but if I'm gonna
pay that kind of money,
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I want a cab with a heater.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Louie, what're you trying to do here?
Louie...
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Don't-don't listen to them.
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Don't listen to them.
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Now, iggy,
I found a co-op apartment
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that I can buy into... uh-huh.
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That is the apartment
of my dreams.
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Now, I got most of the money,
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but I need $48,000 more
for the down payment.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, now wait a minute, Louie.
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I'm not gonna let you take
advantage of him like that.
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Uh, let the man speak.
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Jim, you're the only
one I can turn to.
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That's incredible.
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I know, I know.
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It's a lot of money,
I know, I know.
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You called me "Jim."
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This marks a turning
point in our relationship.
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I want to remember this day.
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The red-letter day
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when my boss and buddy
finally called...
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I called you Jim. Jim. Jim.
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I know they say...
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That money can't buy love.
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Uh-huh.
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But if you give me
these for 48 big ones,
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it'll be Valentine's
day forever.
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You got it... 48 thou.
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Wait a minute, Louie.
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What are you trying to do here? Hey,
Louie, what're you trying to pull here?
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I am gonna pay him back.
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And this is all gonna be legal.
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I'm gonna sign a
promissory note.
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And I am gonna pay him
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the prime interest rate.
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Three percent.
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12.75.
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Okeydoke.
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Okeydoke.
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I got it.
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I got the money!
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Okay, now let's-let's do
the proper papers here.
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Okay, okay.
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Let's start the
paperwork rolling.
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But before you
buy the apartment,
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you still have to be interviewed
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and approved by the co-op board.
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And let me tell you,
they are very straitlaced
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and they have this kind
of preconceived notion
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of what their neighbors
should be like.
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Oh.
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Don't despair, boss.
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When I applied to
Harvard, they told me
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I'd never get past their
stodgy admissions board.
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But I did.
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All you've got to
do is dress nicely,
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shake hands firmly,
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and have your dad
finance a gymnasium.
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Yeah, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Reiger.
What the hell are you doing?
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You got to help me.
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I've got to face that
interview board in an hour,
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and I am not ready.
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Well, I'm not gonna help you.
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There's justice in
this, you know that?
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You're finally gonna have
to take the responsibility
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of being what you really are.
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You're as ready as
you're ever gonna be.
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You're wrong.
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I can't even pick out a
suit, reiger.
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My appearance is crucial.
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Oh, would you get out of here?
I can't. I can't.
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I told iggy to meet me
here with the money.
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What do you think, huh?
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What do you think?
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Well, if you're really, uh,
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so concerned about
your appearance,
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you might start with
a few personal items.
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Like what?
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Like your fingernails for one.
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What? You think they
should be trimmed?
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I think they should
be condemned.
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You can at least soak
them in something
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to get the crud off.
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Great. Soak the crud off.
264
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,473
These are the little
grooming tips I need.
265
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:31,428
I don't mean here. Not here...
266
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,912
Oh, your banker is here.
267
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,348
Hi, Alex. Hi, Jim.
268
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,417
Iggy. Hi, iggy.
269
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,086
What's the boss doing?
270
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,321
Well, you see, he's, uh,
271
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,924
he's very self-conscious
about his appearance.
272
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:53,898
Well, then it's our job
to put him at his ease.
273
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,866
No, no, no, no,
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
274
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:57,468
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
275
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,503
It's all right, it's all
right, it's all right.
276
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,272
He's-he's gonna put
a suit on any minute.
277
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,607
Don't worry about it. All right.
278
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,786
Come on, come on, reiger,
you got to help me
279
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,010
pick a suit for the interview.
280
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,143
No, I don't.
281
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,514
All right then,
if you're not gonna help me
282
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,815
pick the clothes out,
283
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,449
at least you can come with me.
284
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,650
I'm not gonna go with you.
285
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,153
Then help me pick out a suit.
286
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,521
What are you going so
nuts over this for?
287
00:14:17,556 --> 00:14:18,734
Because I don't want to be beat
288
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,191
by the system again, all right?
289
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,325
What system?
290
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,860
The system.
291
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,028
You know,
292
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,964
like when some guy thinks that,
293
00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:28,932
I don't know,
that you don't look right,
294
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,768
and-and you're not good enough
295
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,104
to get something
that you really want.
296
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,471
I don't know, the system.
297
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,018
I can't explain it.
You wouldn't understand.
298
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,342
I'll wear the blue one.
299
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,143
No, I think I understand that.
300
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,745
I think I know what
you're talking about.
301
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,458
You mean like when you're
returning to your seat
302
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:46,250
at a ball game and the, uh,
Usher wants to check your stub
303
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,952
because, uh,
you look like somebody
304
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,987
who might have snuck in
from the cheap seats.
305
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,155
Like that?
306
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,057
Yeah, yeah, like that.
307
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,559
Yeah.
308
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,995
When you go to a clothing store,
you got one arm in the suit
309
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,508
and the salesman runs
off to help another guy
310
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,776
who looks like a
better prospect.
311
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,110
Yeah, yeah, that's
it, that's the...
312
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,834
Or when you're at a restaurant
313
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,436
and they seat you at a table...
314
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,082
They seat you with the
guy with the rented tie.
315
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:08,773
Or the rented jacket.
Yeah, like that.
316
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,642
Yeah, or when you walk into
a bank to open an account
317
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,946
and a security guard undoes
the flap on his holster.
318
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,047
Exactly.
319
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,516
Exactly.
320
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,962
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
321
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,497
You don't think I
know about the system?
322
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,953
I know about the system.
323
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,534
Here, put on the gray suit.
The gray suit.
324
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,758
Wear the gray suit. Gray suit.
325
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,103
And I'm gonna give
you one of my ties.
326
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,893
Reiger, reiger,
will you go with me?
327
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,062
Yeah, I'll go with you.
328
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,229
Oh, good.
329
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,801
Here. Put this one on.
330
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,402
Oh, ooh.
331
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,972
All right.
All right, look, look, reiger...
332
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,407
That's very nice...
look, you don't have to say anything.
333
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,776
All you've got to do is-is watch
me, you know,
334
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,447
and give me a look in case
I say something stupid.
335
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,148
What do you mean,
"give you a look"?
336
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,785
I don't know.
Perhaps something like this?
337
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,088
Iggy, will you cut it out.
338
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,057
Do you...
do you still love me, boss?
339
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,926
You got 48 grand in your jeans?
340
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,827
You bet.
341
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,464
You're my heart's desire.
342
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,801
Very lovely.
343
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,680
Welcome, miss Marshall.
344
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:23,814
I'm Mrs. Gwinn.
345
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,116
This is Mr. Blount
and Mr. Parker.
346
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,319
Gentlemen,
this is miss Marshall.
347
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,056
She's interested in buying 16-b.
348
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,162
Well, I see you have
quite a nice annual income
349
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,064
for a single person.
350
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,167
That's her weekly income.
351
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:44,802
No.
352
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,007
What exactly do you
do for all that money?
353
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,743
I star in a television
comedy series.
354
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,478
Uh, maybe you've seen it.
355
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,813
It's been on for eight years.
356
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,418
It's on every day and at
night, you know,
357
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,524
"one, two, three..."
358
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,125
Do you have any kids?
359
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,494
Can you describe it?
360
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,664
Well, um,
361
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,834
it's more like a
physical comedy show.
362
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,769
Physical?
363
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,903
Yeah, like last week
I was in a space suit
364
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,650
flying across the room
doing flips and stuff.
365
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,907
And another week
366
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,342
I was in a fish tank
swimming around with fish.
367
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,244
And then the other
week I was a chicken.
368
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:31,014
They pay you all that
money to be a chicken?
369
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,583
I just don't act like a chicken.
370
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,551
It's based on reality.
371
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:37,755
You know, see, I had to live
in a store window for a week
372
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,090
and I was claustrophobic,
373
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,425
so they sent for a hypnotist,
and so he hypnotized me,
374
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,194
but every time a bell went
off, I acted like a chicken.
375
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:48,866
If I ding like a bell,
would you do the chicken?
376
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,568
Oh, please, lady.
377
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,438
Oh, please, you do want to live
in this building, don't you?
378
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,040
Oh, go on, please.
379
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,075
Ding.
380
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,623
Thank you, miss Marshall.
381
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,729
We, speaking truthfully,
382
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,066
don't like the lifestyle
383
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,703
or the type of people
associated with show business.
384
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,039
Frankly...
385
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,208
We wouldn't allow an
actor to live here
386
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,311
even if he were English.
387
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,983
Good day, miss Marshall.
388
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,185
Good day?
389
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,155
Because I'm an actress?
390
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,500
I didn't even want
to do the chicken.
391
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:49,159
She rang the bell.
392
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,196
Look, I happen to work very
hard at being an actress,
393
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,965
and I'm very proud of being one.
394
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,602
You know, acting happens to be
395
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,904
a very noble and
dignified profession.
396
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,773
So on behalf of myself
397
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,608
and all the other
members of my profession,
398
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,245
there's just one thing that
I'd like to say to you all.
399
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,392
I didn't know you
lived in this building.
400
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,428
Boy, I'm getting into
some classy building. Hey.
401
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,496
No, no, no,
I'm not living in this building.
402
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,565
They rejected me
because I'm an actress.
403
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,834
Look, I don't know what
you do for a living,
404
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:31,969
but if they accept you,
405
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,304
please don't let me know.
406
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:43,113
Uh, that woman
looked very familiar.
407
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,182
She's an actress.
408
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,661
She's not gonna live
in this building?
409
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,319
Oh, no.
410
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,826
No, no, no, we rejected her.
411
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,995
We can begin.
412
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,865
Uh, this is Alex reiger.
413
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,500
Hi.
414
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,202
See, he's my accountant.
415
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,972
What do you do for a
living, Mr. De palma?
416
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,707
Well, uh,
417
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:15,379
i'm-I'm a supervisor in
the transportation field.
418
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:18,248
Mr. De palma is a
taxi dispatcher.
419
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,918
It's an honest job providing
a very valuable service
420
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,653
to the people of this city.
421
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,388
Anything wrong with that?
422
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,091
Mr. De palma, you're Italian.
423
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,626
Is that right?
424
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,994
Yes, i'm... why do you ask that?
425
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:33,530
I'm sorry,
i'm not talking to you.
426
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,500
Oh, uh, I don't mean that.
427
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,935
Reiger, reiger, reiger...
I mean, what does that matter.
428
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,371
I mean, does that determine
429
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,617
whether he gets into
the building or not?
430
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,974
Do you object to
certain ethnic groups,
431
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:45,476
is that-is that what it is?
432
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,811
Reiger... no, no, Mr. Reiger,
433
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,213
we have all kinds
in this building,
434
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,848
including three Jewish people.
435
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:56,787
Oh, and what makes you
assume that I'm Jewish?
436
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,556
Point well made, sir.
437
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,959
We-we shouldn't
jump to conclusions.
438
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,128
Perhaps someone in his
family was a pelican.
439
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,042
Reiger, reiger, reiger.
440
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,667
Pelican...
the pelican, it's a regal bird,
441
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,636
it's a noble bird,
it's a fine bird.
442
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,870
A very good bird.
443
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,238
It was a compliment.
444
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,273
Please, please, please,
please, please, please,
445
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,308
please, please, reiger...
446
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:28,452
What kind of friends do you
have, Mr. De palma?
447
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:31,288
What? What do you, what are you
asking something like that for?
448
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,789
We have to know
what sort of people
449
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,269
will be coming and
going in our building.
450
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,326
Oh, you do, do you?
451
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,996
I never entertain.
452
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,731
Oh, now, now, now, Louie.
453
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,399
Let's be honest.
No, let's be honest.
454
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,045
Once a year the British
ambassador comes over
455
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,903
for a spot of Sherry.
456
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,304
Is that all right with you?
457
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,439
You're very hostile, Mr. Reiger.
458
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,841
Yes, you bet I am.
459
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,976
And I'm getting so,
more so, by the minute.
460
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,689
I don't like anything
that's been said here.
461
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:55,713
You don't need this.
462
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:56,858
You don't need these people.
463
00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:58,815
You don't need this humiliation.
464
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,151
No... no apartment in
this city is worth it.
465
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,597
Let them sell to one
of their own kind,
466
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,399
one of them as pompous and
self-righteous as they are.
467
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,922
Come on, Louie,
let's get out of here.
468
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,131
You're fired.
469
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,433
You are no longer my accountant.
470
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:18,836
What could I say?
471
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,637
I don't know what
got into the man.
472
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,373
He came highly recommended.
473
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,641
Look,
I never want to cause a scene,
474
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,511
but, uh, I mean, his...
his rudeness
475
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,380
was just too much,
just intolerable.
476
00:22:30,415 --> 00:22:34,017
Well, well, well, Mr. De palma.
477
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:37,455
I think you've shown us
what we need to know.
478
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,623
Welcome to the building.
479
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,927
Call me Louis.
480
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,632
Wait a minute, Louie.
481
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,901
Are you gonna go
through with this?
482
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,814
So that you can have the
privilege of living here
483
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,406
with these-these
posturing chowderheads?
484
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,746
And you're gonna allow
this-this canker sore of a man
485
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,314
into your building?
486
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:06,183
To live with day after day,
487
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:09,519
possibly for the
rest of your lives?
488
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,355
That's right, Mr. Reiger.
489
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,657
And what are you
going to do about it?
490
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,995
Cartwheels, all the way home.
491
00:23:58,337 --> 00:23:59,836
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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