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Here is your lunch, my latka.
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Now I will go to make
our apartment a home
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and watch Richard Simmons
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so my body will be lean
and supple for your return.
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I shall fly through my day
knowing what awaits me.
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And I shall puke my guts out...
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If you don't knock it off.
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Louie is angry
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because he does not
have what we have.
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A green card?
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He needs somebody to love.
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Get out of here with the...
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And soon, he will have somebody.
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You all will. Alex: Hey,
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what's this all about?
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Okay, please,
listen very carefully.
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It's difficult to explain.
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Wow. Sounds serious.
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It is.
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I'm going to tell you
about the shloogel.
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Shloogel.
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The shloogel is one of our
most sacred traditions.
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Oh.
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Don't laugh again.
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A shloogel is the ceremony
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where a newly married
couple shares their elation
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by introducing their
closest friends
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to the man or woman
so perfect for them
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that they will fall so in love,
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they will never want to part.
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Oh.
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Sounds like a group blind date.
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It's not a blind date, reiger.
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Okay.
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It's nothing like a blind date.
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Right.
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I have been looking for
people for two months now,
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and I have found them.
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Oh, I have such a wonderful
man for you, Elaine.
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Yes! And Louie?
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Yeah?
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Perfect.
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Yeah?
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Tony, wait till you see her.
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Ooh, ooh!
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Surprise, surprise, Jim.
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And Alex...
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Now hold it right there.
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You sound very sure of yourself.
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Well, like many people
from my country,
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I am born with the
gift to match people.
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Comes to us naturally as eating,
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sleeping and
disemboweling sheep.
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I'm free.
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I'm there. I'm going.
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Hey. Great.
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I'll go if Alex goes.
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I'm not going.
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Well, I sure am.
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I'm not gonna pass this up.
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That's it. I'm going.
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Alex,
what are you talking about?
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You got to go. It'll be fun.
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Come on, I don't want to go!
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No, I'm sorry, but,
uh, in this country,
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there are still a few of
us who believe in romance
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and chance encounters
and that old black magic.
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And, yes, I like to think
of myself as someone
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who will fight any tradition
that denies individual choice.
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See,
this shows how good simka is.
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That's exactly what
your date said.
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She did?
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Be there or be square.
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Everybody take a load off.
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Now the introductions.
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Hey.
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Tony banta,
this is Vicki destefano.
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Tony, describe for
us, if you will...
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How you doing?
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Your perfect woman.
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Well, blond, feminine, leggy.
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But who cares about looks?
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I mean, uh...
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No. Look...
who cares about looks?
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Oh, the most important thing is
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that they have a
great personality.
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Vicki, now you describe
your perfect man.
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It ain't this meatball.
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What was that supposed to mean?
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You heard me.
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Yeah, I know I heard you, but...
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Now there will be plenty
of time for that later.
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All right, now Elaine nardo,
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this is Arnie Ross.
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Hello. How do you do?
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Elaine, we know that you
usually date the type
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that's hard to catch.
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You know, lady killers,
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handsome rogues
who can wrap women
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around their little finger.
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So they found you one.
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You are next, Jim.
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Oh, finally.
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Hey, Jim,
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what is your all-time
favorite TV comedy show?
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Oh, that's easy.
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Uh, the Bob newhart show.
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Are you a fan of the Bob...?
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Why, you're Carol,
played by marcia Wallace.
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And-and you're...?
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Jim ignatowski as himself.
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I bet you're curious how
we got a such a big star
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like marcia Wallace for
you, Jim.
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I'm curious.
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I'm mystified.
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Tell him, marcia.
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I wanted a date.
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Louie de palma,
this is Judy Griffith.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Very nice to meet you.
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How come my date's blind?
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Glaucoma.
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Oh, you-you think that
simka picked a blind girl
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so she could not see you?
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The thought did cross my mind.
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You may be right.
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All right, Alex
reiger, Susan mcdaniel.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What are you doing, latka?
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Uh, I'm going to write
down the first words
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you say to each other so in case
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you want to repeat them
to your grandchildren.
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Hello, grandchildren.
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Simka?
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What?
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Great shloogel!
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I know.
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That's a...
that's a pretty outfit you got on.
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Thank you.
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Who picked it out for you?
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I made it myself.
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No, I'm serious.
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What a wise-ass.
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Blind people can do
all sorts of things.
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Archery?
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I think I may like you, Louie.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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When will you know?
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When I decide
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whether you're acting
this way because you sense
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that I hate to be pitied,
or you're just gross.
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Well, maybe it would help
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if you told me a little
something about yourself.
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Well, there's not much to tell.
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At the moment, uh,
I'm sitting here, uh,
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picturing you, uh, naked.
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What?
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You know, I have never
said anything like that
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in my entire life,
but I made up my mind
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that tonight,
I was not gonna pussy-foot around
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like I always do and
then go home afterwards
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and think about all the things
that I should have said.
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At least,
if i'm gonna strike out,
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I'm gonna go down fighting.
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So, good night and
thank you very much.
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Wait. Wait a minute.
Wait. No, no, no.
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Sit down.
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Oh, good.
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You're gonna prolong my agony.
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Ah, come on.
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Just do that laugh you
did on the Christmas show.
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When there was eggnog
in the water cooler?
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Oh, all right.
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Uh, remember, you were drunk.
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Mm.
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Ah!
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And you never won an Emmy?
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Hey, what's it to you
how I drink my beer?
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Hey, I don't care how
you drink your beer.
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Drink it any way you like.
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I just thought it, uh...
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It didn't look very ladylike.
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How come every slob who manages
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to wipe the spit off
his face thinks he knows
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how a lady should act?
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What are you smiling about?
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You remind me of my mom.
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What kind of a
childhood did you have?
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Nice.
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And you loved your
mother and father?
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I loved my parents.
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And you had a great relationship
with your brother and sister?
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Right.
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And half the football team.
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Oh, just kidding.
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Oh. Just having a little fun.
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You're wonderful.
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You're absolutely wonderful. Oh.
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She's absolutely wonderful.
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You know, you haven't told
me anything about yourself.
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Yes, I have.
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I told you all about how
ineffectual I am with women.
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Oh.
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No, but I haven't
told you the one thing
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that makes women really
come running after me
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like pussycats in
a tuna factory.
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Oh, I know.
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It's because you listen so well
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and because you're genuinely
concerned for children.
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No, it's because
I'm incredibly rich.
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Hot dog, huh, honey?
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I think it's terrible
that you think
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money is the reason
women respond to you.
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Believe it or not,
I have been having a lovely time tonight
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because you are so, uh...
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Y-You seem so decent
an-and unusual a-and dear
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and because...
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Woody Allen has conditioned us
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to reevaluate our
concept of male beauty.
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You seem to be saying that
you, you like me...
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Yes. For myself.
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Yes, that's right.
Irrespective of the money.
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Absolutely.
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Good,
because I lied about the money.
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Arnie!
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I don't want to embarrass
you, but, uh,
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I think you're fantastic.
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I mean,
you're not only beautiful...
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You act like you don't
even know you're beautiful.
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You know, somehow I, uh,
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I forgot what it was to feel
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the way I feel now about
meeting somebody new.
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What a difference a couple
of hours can make, huh?
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Suddenly I'm afraid of dying.
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Thank you.
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That's...
that's always nice to hear.
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You're wonderful,
you're wonderful.
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She is absolute... abso...
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You're absolutely wonderful.
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True, I-I can't really
enjoy a painting,
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but I have a greater
enjoyment of things
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that appeal to the
other senses...
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Listening to music,
eating fine food, making love.
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Whoo.
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Oh,
you assumed because I'm blind
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that I'm not interested
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in what other women
are interested in.
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N-No, I meant "whoo,"
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like when a guy
hits the jackpot.
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More wine?
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Ah, no thanks.
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I'll just finish what
I have in my glass.
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Oh, okay.
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Good ears, good ears.
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How come, out of 142 Bob
newhart show episodes,
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covering the years 1972-78...
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Only 39 stories were about you?
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Well,
I wasn't the star of the show.
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Really?
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Who was the star of the show?
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Bob newhart.
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Yeah, that's why they called
it the Bob newhart show.
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This is fascinating.
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This is just the kind of stuff
I was hoping we'd get into.
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00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:43,373
Do you mind if I ask
you something else?
270
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,209
No, not at all.
271
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:49,880
I would be honored if
you would become my wife.
272
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,490
You're not serious.
273
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,591
Why?
274
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,326
Well, you know,
if you were serious,
275
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,296
this would just be too bizarre.
276
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:07,998
Uh... do you like bizarre?
277
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,239
Well...
278
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:24,581
Uh, actually I do, yes.
279
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,118
No, no, but wait.
280
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,652
No, you're getting
ahead of yourself,
281
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,987
far ahead of yourself.
282
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,623
I-I'm sorry.
283
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,325
It's just that a long time ago,
284
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,428
I fell in love with someone
285
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,966
who used to get coffee
for Bob and Jerry,
286
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,636
and now she's here,
and she's real,
287
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:50,607
and she's more beautiful
than I ever thought possible.
288
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,444
Golly, Jim.
289
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,746
I know.
290
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,749
Come on.
291
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,183
I mean, look,
292
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,351
if the guy doesn't
have the talent,
293
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,221
the least he should
do is hire a manager
294
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,422
to point out the obvious things.
295
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,291
Oh, yeah, like what?
296
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,825
Like dropping your left.
297
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,227
I don't drop my left.
298
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:11,340
I don't know what you're talk...
299
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,197
Show me your stance.
300
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,199
Come on.
301
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,300
Show me your stance.
302
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,302
I'll show you my stance.
303
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,872
All right, here's my stance.
304
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,873
Okay.
305
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,042
Yeah, just like... yeah. Okay.
306
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,352
You know, you're great.
307
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,821
You know, with a little bit
more leverage out of this leg,
308
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,167
and if you threw it like this...
309
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,390
I hit her, I hit her.
310
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,726
Tommy, I need some ice.
311
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,005
Vicki, Vicki, are you all right?
312
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,029
Are you all right, Vicki?
313
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,397
Yeah.
314
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,465
I'm lucky you're a bum.
315
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,208
I'm gonna take a big
chance with you right now.
316
00:17:57,276 --> 00:18:00,544
Bigger than the ones
you've already taken?
317
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,380
Oh...
318
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,983
Okay, excuse me, everyone.
319
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:10,688
Uh, it is almost 1:00,
and the shloogel must end.
320
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:11,989
Aw...
321
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,868
Can't we bend tradition a
little and stay a while?
322
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,327
Tradition has nothing
to do with it.
323
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:17,694
Tommy is kicking us out
324
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,765
and we only have time for the
last ritual of the evening.
325
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,767
What's that?
326
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:25,669
Paying the check.
327
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,104
All right, who had the pizza?
328
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,706
Oh, we did.
329
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,645
Oh, no, no.
330
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,748
All right, come on,
let's get out of here.
331
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:38,949
I'll lead you home.
332
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:43,154
Thank you.
333
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,522
Do you two like each other?
334
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,991
Yeah, yeah.
335
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,728
Yeah, we might get serious.
336
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,864
Before you know it,
337
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,800
she'll be taking me
home to meet the dog.
338
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,089
Good night. Oh, latka,
simka, thanks for everything.
339
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,545
Thanks. Thank you very much.
340
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,614
Let's go dancing at the big sky.
341
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,683
The big sky's a dive.
342
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,117
Let's go to the parrot room.
343
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,118
The parrot room?
344
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:15,319
Yeah. Are you nuts?
345
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,954
You know,
you've got some mouth on you.
346
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,222
Oh, come on.
347
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,057
Come here.: Get
your hands off me!
348
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,059
You love it, you love it.
349
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,430
Two for two.
350
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,466
Good night, latka. Good night.
351
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,946
Good night, honey, bye.
Good night, Elaine.
352
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,068
Good night.
353
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,338
Good night.
354
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,373
Look, if she says anything
about me tomorrow,
355
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,177
please let me know,
even if it's negative.
356
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,478
Will you stop it
with that stuff?
357
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,913
It's not going to be negative.
358
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:43,982
Aw...
359
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,186
You know...
360
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:53,190
I wrote a lyric to
your theme song.
361
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,027
Uh, Jim, could we just,
you know, spend five minutes
362
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,163
without talking about
the newhart show?
363
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,299
Good. Okay.
364
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,234
Nice to meet you; I
had a real nice time.
365
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,670
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
366
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,806
Oh, all right, sing
it, you big lug.
367
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,719
Catchy. Thanks.
368
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,187
This was the best
night I've ever had.
369
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,089
Jim. Thank you.
370
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,598
They are singing.
371
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:38,135
Looking good, latka.
372
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,236
Good night.
373
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,538
Good night.
374
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:42,839
Listen, maybe, uh,
375
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,743
maybe you can tell him that
I'm not really interested.
376
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,712
Hey, come on,
just let me drive you home.
377
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,580
Oh, no, that's okay,
I'll just get a cab.
378
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,617
I am a cab.
379
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:57,121
Well... oh...
380
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,259
Thank you, uh, good night.
381
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,460
Good night, simka.
382
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,629
Good night.
383
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:14,004
Oh, boy, you really know
how to throw a shloogel.
384
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,440
I tell you,
that was a real barn burner.
385
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:20,544
You know,
everybody fell happily in love.
386
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,114
Everyone turned out
just splendidly...
387
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:28,419
Except Alex,
but I think he'll recover one day.
388
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,454
What do you think, simka?
389
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:34,191
I think we're all going to die.
390
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:41,532
I think love is an illusion.
391
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:50,307
I think we failed with Alex,
who laughed at our traditions.
392
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:56,547
And he was right because that
girl will never see him again.
393
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:01,552
And so we are
frauds, my darling.
394
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,055
Oh.
395
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,723
Too bad.
396
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,462
Damn right, too bad.
397
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,174
Well, good night.
398
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,243
Night.
399
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,381
Well, ordinarily I'd ask
you for your phone number,
400
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,616
but I'd feel kind of
silly asking for that now,
401
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,552
so I'll just...
402
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:37,755
Settle for the
first four digits.
403
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,060
You laughed.
404
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,262
That was funny.
405
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:50,701
I'm sorry.
406
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:54,171
Have you ever been in
a terrible mood all day
407
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,708
and then got a
headache and cramps,
408
00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:02,179
and then had some guy start
to fall in love with you?
409
00:23:02,247 --> 00:23:05,149
Sounds rough.
410
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,352
5552.
411
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,120
Is that the first four?
412
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,089
Mm-hmm.
413
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,494
And the last three are 437.
414
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:01,005
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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