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I waited till everybody
was over at Mario's
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because I didn't want to take
any more razzing over this.
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Now, you say this poison works
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on all kinds of cockroaches
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because I got a
monster in there.
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A monster.
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No insect can
survive this poison.
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Respect your foe.
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We're not talking
about just any insect.
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This is the biggest
cockroach in the world.
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I'm telling you,
he barks at the mailman.
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Don't worry about it, Mac.
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I'll get him.
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Take no prisoners.
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Right.
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Describe to me again what
this stuff does to him.
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Well, it, uh,
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paralyzes the central
nervous system,
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blocking and then
causing cessation
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of all the metabolic functions.
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At least,
that's what the can says.
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As long as I can see his little
feelers twitching in the air,
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I don't care how you do it.
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Oh...
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Excuse me, latka?
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I said, oh...
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Is something wrong, latka?
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I enjoy watching her.
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Oh, yes, she's very enjoyable.
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Yeah,
she has been in here before.
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Each time she gets more
beautiful than the last.
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Look at the way she
sits on the stool
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like a Princess.
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Oh...
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You got a little crush on her,
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don't you, latka?
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Why didn't you tell us, huh?
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It brings me too much pain.
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She doesn't know I'm alive.
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Can't she tell you're alive
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by the way you move
around and talk and stuff?
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Huh?
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Hey, latka,
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just go over there and
introduce yourself.
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Say hi, she may like your style.
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No, I could not do that.
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Why not, latka? Why not?
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Well, how do I say this?
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You see,
I do not have too much success
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with American women.
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You see, the men from my country
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are not, for some reason,
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attractive to the
women in your country.
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We do not, as a matter of fact,
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have much luck with the
women in my country.
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Latka, if I were you,
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I'd go over there and say hello.
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Bobby, if I were you,
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I would go over and say hello.
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But, unfortunately, I am me.
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Oh, what kind of attitude is
that, latka?
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Come on,
you are an attractive person
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with a lot to offer.
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Remember that. Yeah.
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By golly, I will do it.
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All right.
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Tomorrow.
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Tomorrow, first
thing, I promise.
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Latka, there is no
time like the present.
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No, wait. Come on.
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Wait, wait, guys, guys!
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Come on, don't force him.
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Let him make up his own mind.
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Alex. What?
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Mind your own business.
Mind my own business.
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Come on, guys.
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Okay, now,
you're going to do fine, latka.
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Shh.
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Hello, I am latka gravas.
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You're what?
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Hello, I am latka gravas.
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That is my name...
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Latka gravas.
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I think you are very
pretty American woman.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Maybe could I please
have a drink with you?
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Or food?
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Or... or even gum?
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Bubble gum?
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I'm really not interested.
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Thank you.
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Then I guess it will
not be necessary for us
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to look for a house
over the weekend.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, bye-bye.
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It was nice meeting you.
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Boy,
it sure is a long walk back.
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Sorry, latka.
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She shot you down, huh?
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Yeah, she shot me down.
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Ah, she didn't even
give you a chance.
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That stinks.
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It's all right, I forgive her.
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Yeah, well, I don't.
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There's such a thing as
sensitivity to other people.
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I think I'm gonna go over there
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and tell miss high-and-mighty
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where to get off.
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Hey, wait a minute, Bob.
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Let it go, will you?
Alex, it's okay,
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I'm not going to make a scene.
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It's just I can't
let this thing rest.
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You know, latka,
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I bet it has nothing
to do with you.
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You know, I bet that
she's committed somewhere.
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You know,
she's engaged or married,
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or, you know,
living with someone.
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Okay.
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She needs a cab.
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Yeah,
i-I'm just going to give her
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a ride home, professionally,
and talk about latka
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all the way. Hey, now...
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Alex, what can I do?
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She needs a cab, huh?
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Hey, latka, if it bothers you,
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listen,
I'll forget about it right now.
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Oh, no, you don't worry about
it, Bobby.
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You just go and have a
wonderful time with the woman
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who makes every tissue in
my body scream with desire.
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Okay, thanks a lot, latka.
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Boy, what a nice person.
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Ooh, look at this.
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Get a load of this one.
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Ooh.
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Hey, latka, what are you doing,
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reading playboy magazine?
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Oh, yes, I am studying it, Alex.
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I want to be up front with you.
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I want to be an American fun guy
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taking each day in high gear.
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Did I say that right?
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I hope not.
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Well, what's the point?
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Well, the point is
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that I am sick of
you all calling me
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a cute, little foreigner.
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We don't call you a
cute little foreigner.
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Well, maybe not to my
face, but behind my back.
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Uh-uh, we don't call you
that behind your back.
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Well, maybe you don't say it out
loud, but you think it.
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We don't even think it.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, how about the time Tony
said his uncle was broke,
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and I said, "well,
why doesn't he go to the doctor?"
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Yeah, that was kind of cute.
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See, "cute" again.
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Everything always cute.
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I am sick of being cute.
When will it end?
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But latka, I don't see how
reading a bunch of magazines
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is going to make you
more sophisticated?
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Well, Alex,
I am not only going to read it,
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I am going to take a
vacation from the garage,
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I am going to lock myself in,
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every spare minute,
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I am going to
study this playboy.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I have a tape of an f.M.
D.J.
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I am going to learn
to talk like him
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so that when women
hear my voice,
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they will just relax.
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See, I will do it
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even if it takes me eight days.
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Look, here it is.
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I have it marked.
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I am going to...
"Alter my lifestyle
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to fit the fast Lane."
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Huh?
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"Alter my lifestyle
to fit the fast Lane."
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"Alter my lifestyle
to fit the fast Lane."
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"Alter my lifestyle
to fit the fast Lane."
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"Alter my lifestyle
to fit the fast Lane."
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"Alter my lifestyle
to fit the fast...
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"Lane." whoop!
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There, that ought to do it.
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Now... now, how soon is it safe
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to go back in there?
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Well, that depends on your
system, you know.
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Some people, they go in there
the first day, they get sick.
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Other people might
get a headache.
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Me, I like it.
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All right.
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Thanks, pal.
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Ha!
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It's great to have
the cage back.
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All right.
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It's worth every penny
for the piece of mind.
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Come on in here, Jeff.
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I'm starving.
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Sandwich.
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Mustard.
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♪ No bugs allowed
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♪ no bugs allowed
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♪ no bugs allowed.
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Jeff...
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It's Karen.
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The Princess is honoring us
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with her presence.
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I bet you she's insulted
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we're not groveling at her feet.
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Oh, you're handling rejection
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so much better than you used
to, Bobby.
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Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
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Latka's back from his vacation.
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He's on his way in right now.
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I got to pick a good spot
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so I can see all your faces
when you first see him.
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I got it. Go ahead.
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Oh, my god.
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What did I tell you?
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Latka?
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Hey, I love you guys,
you're beautiful.
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Hey, Tommy, making any money?
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Latka?
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What kind of imported
beer you got?
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Schlitz.
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Schlitz.
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I love you, Tommy, you're a mug.
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Give me one of those.
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Thanks.
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I can take one look at you
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and tell that you've heard
every phony line in the book...
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So one more isn't going to hurt
you, right?
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She's laughing.
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Ah...
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But seriously now.
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The first few moments
of a relationship
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set the tone for
the whole thing,
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if you know what I mean,
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so let's be honest.
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My name is Vic.
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I'm into Italian cars,
technics stereos,
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Australian films and
beautiful ladies.
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If you're interested,
let's talk.
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If not, it's been fun.
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Vic, huh?
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No, not "Vic, huh?"...
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Vic Ferrari.
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Vic Ferrari?
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That isn't your real
name, is it?
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Why don't you tell me
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after you see how I
perform on a tight corner.
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Terrible humor, Vic,
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but I love that smile.
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Come on, walk with
me, talk with me.
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Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
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It's like Dr. Jekyll
and Mr. Hekyll.
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Latka.
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Excuse me, I think these
people have mistaken me
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for someone else.
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I'm a dime a dozen.
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Don't you believe it.
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Be right back.
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All right, latka, way to go.
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You got her, buddy.
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Hey, she's a woman, not a prize.
267
00:13:48,901 --> 00:13:50,200
Hey, I love you guys,
268
00:13:50,234 --> 00:13:52,968
but I don't like your
"keeping score" attitude.
269
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,534
Latka, she can't hear you now.
270
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,000
You can drop the act.
271
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,234
The act?
272
00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,734
Hey, man, you got it backwards.
273
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,133
I dropped my act.
274
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,667
You guys could stand
to do the same thing.
275
00:14:02,701 --> 00:14:04,934
Hey, Elaine.
276
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:08,133
You're looking dynamite tonight.
277
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,567
Corny, but sincere.
278
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:17,734
Gotcha.
279
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,701
Come on, let's go, honey.
280
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:24,300
Poor, latka.
281
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:25,567
What do you mean, Jim?
282
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:30,133
Everybody's beating
time with his woman.
283
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,567
First Bobby, and now that jerk.
284
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,634
Latka!
285
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,300
Latka!
286
00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:57,133
Latka!
287
00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,067
Latka!
288
00:15:04,701 --> 00:15:08,901
Hey, man, what is your problem?
289
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:16,534
I don't like people playing
music in this garage.
290
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,133
Well, I don't like
this authority trip
291
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,667
that you're always laying on
me, man.
292
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,934
Hey, you just wasted
Elvis costello.
293
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:26,534
Latka, you're getting
weirder every day.
294
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,434
Now, I don't want
to have to fire you
295
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,567
for this, because...
296
00:15:30,601 --> 00:15:34,067
I don't want to
have to fire you...
297
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,501
I was hoping to fire
you just for no reason.
298
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:39,200
Look, you better wise up.
299
00:15:39,234 --> 00:15:41,734
Knock it off.
300
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:44,367
And try wearing some
decent clothes to work.
301
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,300
You look like a foreign banana.
302
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,100
Well...
303
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:56,601
Time for my sparkling
water break.
304
00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:57,968
Anybody want some?
305
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,868
He's not coming out of this.
306
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:03,300
If anything, it's getting worse.
307
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:04,834
It's been going
on for a week now,
308
00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,167
night and day.
309
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,510
Maybe somebody
should talk to him.
310
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,801
Hey, I tried.
311
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,934
He just keeps telling me
I'm one dynamite lady.
312
00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:14,801
I keep telling him
that's beside the point.
313
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,534
Get an answering service.
314
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:19,868
Hello.
315
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:21,067
Yeah, Vic's here.
316
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,300
Hold on a second.
317
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:25,067
Hey, latka, it's Karen for you.
318
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,300
I'm not here.
319
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,534
Latka, it's the girl you're crazy
about, remember?
320
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:35,000
Hey, I am out man, read my lips.
321
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,367
Uh, yeah, no, he's not here.
322
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,834
Yeah, okay, sure.
323
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,467
I'll tell him you called. Bye.
324
00:16:50,934 --> 00:16:52,567
Latka, what's going on?
325
00:16:52,601 --> 00:16:54,567
It's over between her and me.
326
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:56,367
You see,
Karen is the kind of chick
327
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,801
who craves rejection
328
00:16:57,834 --> 00:16:59,701
and goes around
creating it for herself.
329
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:03,033
So what's a boy to do?
330
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,701
This is too much.
331
00:17:08,734 --> 00:17:11,267
Latka, we got to talk to you.
332
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,667
Hey...
333
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,167
You know I always have time
to talk to you, Elaine.
334
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,734
You're one dynamite lady.
335
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,567
Latka, shut up.
336
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:22,067
Ooh-hoo, redheads.
337
00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:24,133
I'm glad you feel
338
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,267
that you can be so
honest with me like that.
339
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,601
Latka, come here and sit
down, okay?
340
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,734
Hey, latka, latka, you're weird.
341
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:39,200
Hey, we're all coming
342
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:40,767
from a different direction,
343
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,000
and sometimes it
doesn't get in synch.
344
00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:45,400
Sorry about that,
but you had it coming.
345
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,033
Latka,
can't you see what's going on?
346
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:53,133
Can't you see what
you're doing to yourself?
347
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,534
Yeah, I'm assimilating.
348
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,934
Hey, latka,
why don't you come off it, huh?
349
00:17:57,968 --> 00:18:00,267
Hey, if I have to
be a cute little guy
350
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,901
who strikes out every time
351
00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:04,467
in order to be
Mr. Popularity around here,
352
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,400
well then you can
just keep your trophy.
353
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,467
Would you just stop it?
354
00:18:10,501 --> 00:18:11,701
Well, excuse me.
355
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,701
I thought that I had
the right to evolve,
356
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:17,734
but I'm sensing a lot
of hostility here.
357
00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,567
Fortunately,
I got my friend Alex.
358
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,067
My man, Alex.
359
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,901
With a heart as
big as his schnoz
360
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,834
and a brain as sharp
as his profile.
361
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,334
Yeah, well, i'm very flattered.
362
00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:35,501
Very flattered.
363
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:36,667
Hey, man, you understand
364
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,033
what I'm talking
about, don't ya?
365
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,400
Yes, I think I do.
366
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,534
Yeah.
367
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,501
God bless the people.
368
00:18:42,534 --> 00:18:44,200
Adios, kids.
369
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:45,367
Hey, where you going?
370
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,534
Hey, come on back.
371
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,133
Hey, man, don't leave me.
372
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,367
Come on. I tell ya, latka,
373
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,567
I've been going back and
forth about this thing,
374
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:53,868
because I think maybe
you're justified in thinking
375
00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:56,033
that there was a
patronizing element
376
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,601
in the way people used
to treat the old latka.
377
00:18:58,634 --> 00:19:00,834
But the thing that keeps
coming through to me is
378
00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:02,133
I like that old latka,
379
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:04,834
and I don't like you.
380
00:19:10,868 --> 00:19:14,400
Ooh, hard to get
happy after that one.
381
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,501
Hey, Alex,
382
00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:36,174
I think we've got some
head-butting to do.
383
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,000
You dropped a real load
of guano on me today,
384
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,667
and I think we should
get out our shovels
385
00:19:39,701 --> 00:19:41,067
and see if we can...
386
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,844
Please,
don't slam the door on me again,
387
00:19:55,868 --> 00:19:57,376
because I don't think
I could take that.
388
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,834
I really want to talk to you.
389
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,801
What do you have to say
you haven't said already?
390
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,534
I cry at night.
391
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:10,801
Alex, please help me,
you've got to help me.
392
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,000
I don't know what to do.
393
00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:13,376
I'm stuck inside of here.
I don't like this guy.
394
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,543
I don't remember how I got in.
No, no, no.
395
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:15,810
I'll help you, I'll help
you, I'll help you.
396
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:17,667
Listen, just sit down.
Just sit down.
397
00:20:17,701 --> 00:20:19,100
I don't like the fast Lane.
398
00:20:19,133 --> 00:20:21,200
Well, I understand that.
399
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,801
Well, can't you just stop it?
400
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,400
I mean,
be the guy you used to be.
401
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:26,033
Talk like you used to talk.
402
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:27,767
I don't remember
how I used to talk.
403
00:20:27,801 --> 00:20:29,267
You don't remember?
404
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,701
Think.
405
00:20:30,734 --> 00:20:33,367
I... I remember I was
a cute little guy.
406
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,701
I had some kind of an accent.
407
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,234
But I've worked at it so hard
408
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:38,934
I've been doing it for so long,
409
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,534
I just don't remember
what I used to sound like.
410
00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:43,167
Well, not much different
than you do now.
411
00:20:44,801 --> 00:20:45,934
You remember?
412
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,267
Latka gravas.
413
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,133
Latka gravas, ibeda.
414
00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:53,000
Yeah.
415
00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:57,767
Yeah, I do remember "latka
gravas, ibeda."
416
00:20:57,801 --> 00:20:59,834
I'll try it.
417
00:20:59,868 --> 00:21:03,434
Okay, latka gravas.
418
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,334
Ibeda.
419
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,501
Oh, it's no use,
Alex, I can't cut it.
420
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,167
I can't, I went too far.
421
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,667
I don't remember
what I sounded like.
422
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:21,734
I can't sound like him
anymore so this is it.
423
00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,367
From here on in,
the highway's full of honky-Tonks
424
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,400
and one-nighters and no place
to go when the bars close.
425
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:28,734
No, no, no, no, no.
426
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:29,976
No, it doesn't have
to be that way.
427
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,801
Oh, come on, cadet,
stop the snowfall.
428
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,367
I can take the truth.
429
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,901
Latka, latka, just calm down.
430
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:37,901
Don't try so hard.
431
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:40,067
I mean,
just trust that latka's in there,
432
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,534
that he'll come out.
433
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:42,534
Just trust it and relax.
434
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,634
No way, buddy boy.
435
00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,601
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
436
00:21:45,634 --> 00:21:47,868
Now, remember,
latka was a kind of quiet guy.
437
00:21:47,901 --> 00:21:49,100
Trust me.
438
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,767
Just be quiet, just relax, okay?
439
00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:52,968
Mm-hmm. Think.
440
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,667
He's in there somewhere?
441
00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:55,968
Right.
442
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:01,234
Come on, latka.
443
00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:02,968
Come on out, latka.
444
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,968
I know you're in
there somewhere.
445
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,267
Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
446
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,601
All right.
447
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:36,267
Latka.
448
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,334
Yes, yes, yes.
449
00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,367
Good, good, good.
450
00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:41,234
Right, right,
right, right, right.
451
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:43,234
You got it.
452
00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,634
Alex? Yes, latka.
453
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,534
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
454
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,200
Oh, there's so much
I want to tell you
455
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,200
that has happened to me
since I last saw you.
456
00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:51,901
Oh, great, I'd love to hear
it, sit down.
457
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:54,067
Okay. Well...
458
00:22:56,601 --> 00:22:57,901
Oh, yeah.
459
00:23:00,534 --> 00:23:02,901
Wasn't that silly?
460
00:23:04,534 --> 00:23:06,033
I remember that.
461
00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,234
Yeah?
462
00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:08,701
Playboy.
463
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,067
Oh, yeah.
464
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,434
I'll get us a couple of beers...
I'm listening.
465
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,567
Yeah, well, you know,
that was another time.
466
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,167
Oh, well...
467
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,067
don't like you.
468
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,467
Well, I'm sorry about that.
469
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:30,033
Guano, guano...
470
00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:32,033
Yeah, well, yeah, here.
471
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:36,868
Then...
472
00:23:36,901 --> 00:23:38,567
Thank you very much.
473
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,067
So go ahead, tell me
more, tell me more.
474
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:44,567
Well, that's it. Oh...
475
00:23:44,601 --> 00:23:47,067
Then here I am,
and here you are.
476
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,100
Well, it's nice to have you
back, latka.
477
00:23:49,133 --> 00:23:50,667
All right.
478
00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:52,400
No, no, I'm only fooling.
479
00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:54,467
Where is your sense of humor?
480
00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:33,133
Night, Mr. Walters.
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