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Saturday night is just fine.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Bye-bye.
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Guys!
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Doug Johnson from
the art gallery
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just asked me out for
this Saturday night!
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Oh, that's very nice.
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That's wonderful.
That's terrific.
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Yes, and I don't have a
baby-sitter, so could...?
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Uh, uh, uh, Bobby,
do you think...?
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Uh, Elaine, I-I already have plans.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, well, um,
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Tony...
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I'd like to, Elaine,
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but I got a fight
Saturday night.
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Bobby, just this once? Come on.
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Look, I have a date Saturday
night, Elaine, with a great girl.
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Oh, but i-I've
been dropping hints
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for months now for
Doug to ask me out.
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Hey, you know,
this may be hard for you to believe,
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but other people
have relationships
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that are important to them, too.
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And-and this girl I'm going
out with Saturday night
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is every bit as important
to me as Doug is to you.
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What's her name?
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What time do you want me there?
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8:00.
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Rieger, come in here.
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Rieger!
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Come in here!
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Rieger!
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Come in here!
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Wait a minute!
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Stay right where you are!
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I'll come down there!
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Alex?
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I got problems
with my love life.
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Get away from me.
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Things aren't right
between zena and me.
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That's right, the girl you like.
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So now you got to listen to me.
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I could have got you
to come in the cage
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if I'd have said her name, yeah.
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I don't understand it.
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I mean, it's like somehow
we got out of sync.
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Our gears aren't meshing
as often as they used to,
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if you know what I mean.
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Rieger, I'm pouring
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my guts out to you.
You're not pouring your guts out to me.
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You're telling me that you're
not getting enough action.
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Insatiable lust doesn't
make you sympathetic.
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Why not?
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All right, all right.
I'll tell you the real reason.
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The real thing...
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Yeah? What?
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Go ahead. What?
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What? Say it.
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I... Say it. Say it.
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Say it! Say it! I...
Say it! Say it!
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I'm afraid of losing her.
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Ohh.
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Alex...
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Zena sees something in me
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that no other woman ever saw...
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That no other person ever saw...
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That isn't there.
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All right, all right,
do you want to keep zena?
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You're going to have
to treat her better.
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What makes you think I
don't treat her good now?
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Well, describe a typical
evening with zena.
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We watch a little TV
and then hit the sheets.
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Well,
some people call that corny,
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but that's the way we are.
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All right, all right.
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Describe a typical good evening
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to you experienced,
romantic types.
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All right, you go out to dinner
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maybe you take in a movie,
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you go home, and you talk.
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Dinner, talk...
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Yeah? Well, well, well?
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You don't want to know
what you talk about?
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Yeah.
I mean, give me an example.
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Sports,
people you have in common.
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You talk.
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Sports...
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People in common...
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You mean, like, uh,
if the house looks clean
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I could say, "hey,
the place looks great."
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Sure.
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That was my idea.
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I thought of the words.
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You just said, "talk."
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I got the golden key here.
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Look out, world.
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Dinner, movies...
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Sports...
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Gee, the place looks immaculate.
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You're going to get it.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about your attitude.
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Trying to romance
you is like trying
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to blow your nose
without a handkerchief.
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That's disgusting.
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I can't do nothing
right tonight.
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87 bucks for a French meal
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you don't want to eat,
they don't want me to take home.
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I got to go out and find my
own bags at 8:00 at night.
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I don't know what
the hell this is.
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You order something with eyes?
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No.
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Me, neither.
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Look, Louie, I'd like to
get to sleep early tonight,
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so if you don't mind...
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No, no, no. I don't mind.
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Louie. Louie!
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What, what?
I'll brush my teeth in the morning.
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I want you to leave here.
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I want you to
leave my apartment.
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I want you to leave me alone.
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Boy, this place
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looks immaculate.
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Louie,
I don't want to be ignored.
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I need to be alone.
I'm very tense tonight.
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I know what'll take
the tension out of you.
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Oh, no. No.
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Zena, you seem
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a little distant tonight.
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What did I do so bad?
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Send me to jail.
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I think you're beautiful.
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You arouse me.
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Officer, take me away.
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I want you to leave.
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All right.
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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Listen...
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How about one little
glass of apricot Brandy,
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just for the trail home?
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I don't have any apricot Brandy.
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Louie does.
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Louie,
don't you even want to know
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what's bothering me?
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Well, whatever it is,
it couldn't be that bad.
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I mean, you still love
me, don't you?
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Please let me be deaf.
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Louie...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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But I met another man.
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Louie, I didn't want to bring it
up, because...
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See, I was just hoping it
would kind of sort itself out.
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I'm a little bit confused.
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You see...
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Two weeks ago
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a girlfriend and
I went to Mario's
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for a drink after work,
and I met this guy, Dwight.
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He's the day bartender there.
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At Mario's?
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Mario's.
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He asked me to go out with him.
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And normally I
would have said no,
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and I did think of you,
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but he was so nice,
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and right away there was
something good between us.
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I'm sure you don't want
to know the details.
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No, you don't, really.
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We had lunch together.
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We had several lunches.
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Then one evening we had dinner.
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Then we had more dinners.
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I don't know what happened,
but I kept on seeing him,
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but we weren't physical.
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We were just friends,
and it was really great.
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And then, one day,
without my seeing it coming
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or anybody planning it,
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we became lovers.
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It came out of our friendship...
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Out of the fact
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that we enjoyed each
other's company.
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I don't know,
maybe if I'd seen it coming
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I could have done
something to stop it,
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but I didn't see it coming.
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What's wrong?
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"I can't...
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Breathe!"
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Oh, my god!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What?
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Oh, drink!
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Okay. Here.
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So what are you saying, zena?
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I mean, I'm missing something.
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What are you saying?
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I think it would be best
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if we didn't see each
other for a while
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uh, okay.
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I see you got your mind
made up about this.
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If that's the way you want it,
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that's the way it will be.
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Let me just... I'll get dressed
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and I'll leave you alone.
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One for the road.
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You know something, zena?
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Someday...
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You're going to
come back to me...
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Crawling on your knees,
begging me to take you back...
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And when you do...
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You know what I'll say?
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I'll say...
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Thank god.
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Have a beer, please?
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Hey, now, look, Elaine,
you tripped me up
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on this date thing
Saturday night.
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Now, I know I agreed
to baby-sit your kids,
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but I've reconsidered.
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I've always been bad with names,
and it's really important to me,
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and her name is Gloria.
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Gloria who?
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You said 8:00, right?
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Elaine?
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Would you care to dance?
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Jim, um, there's not any music.
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There will be soon.
I put a quarter in the jukebox.
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No. You just put a quarter
in the cigarette machine.
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Well, Elaine,
would you care to smoke?
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I hate to do this,
but I got to get out of here.
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Got to get up early
in the morning.
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What for?
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I'm meeting you guys
here for breakfast.
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Mm. Ah. Right.
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We all better get going.
Thanks, yeah.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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They haven't played
my cigarette yet.
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- Jim, let's go.
- Let's go, Jim.
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Hey, Louie.
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You look awful.
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What is that smell?
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Apricots?
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I'm shattered.
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It's terrible.
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My life is over.
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Oh. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
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See you, Louie.
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Hey, Lou?
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Come on. Sit down.
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All right.
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Hey, Lou...
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What's wrong?
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Zena left me.
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Oh, no.
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I was up all night, drinking.
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The worst part about it is
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I kept ma up all night too.
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Why was that?
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What do you want me to do?
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Talk to the walls?
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Rieger, did you ever
have your guts ripped out
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by some woman?
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Louie,
I know exactly how you feel.
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I mean, just four years ago
I was going with this girl...
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What am I supposed to do, here?
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My life is falling apart
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so I should listen
to stories about you?
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I mean, you know, let's put
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the little selfishness
in check here.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I ain't even told
you the worst part.
269
00:14:19,868 --> 00:14:22,467
Zena told me that she...
270
00:14:24,968 --> 00:14:28,434
She said she fell for a...
A bartender
271
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:32,167
who works here at
Mario's, named Dwight.
272
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,901
And I think
273
00:14:34,934 --> 00:14:36,601
that's him over there.
274
00:14:36,634 --> 00:14:38,400
Maybe not.
275
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:39,567
Maybe not.
276
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,000
He doesn't look like a Dwight.
277
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:45,901
Well, I know there's
one way to find out.
278
00:14:45,934 --> 00:14:47,334
Look out, Dwight!
279
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,667
I think it's him.
280
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:56,934
What was that all about?
281
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:58,543
Forget it. Forget it.
It's a false alarm.
282
00:14:58,567 --> 00:14:59,643
I'm going to go talk to him.
283
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:00,667
No, no, no, no!
284
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,067
Rieger, rieger, rieger, I'm only
285
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,701
going to go buy us
a couple of beers.
286
00:15:03,734 --> 00:15:04,767
No, no, no, no!
287
00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:05,767
I'll buy the beers.
288
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:06,968
You sit. You sit.
289
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:07,968
All right.
290
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,367
Uh, fine,
but while you're over there
291
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,567
pump the scum for information.
No pumping.
292
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:13,701
Pump him! No pumping.
293
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,033
Pump the scum! Just beer!
294
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,601
Pump the scum! No! Just beer!
295
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,100
Pump him! Pump the scum...
296
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,400
No, Louie, I'm not going to
be a spy for you. Now, sit.
297
00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,400
Sit! Pump the scum.
298
00:15:21,434 --> 00:15:22,801
I said sit.
299
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:25,667
Pump the scum!
300
00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:26,801
Sit!
301
00:15:26,834 --> 00:15:28,067
Pump him.
302
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,334
Stay...
303
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:30,434
Stay.
304
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,400
Pump the scum. Pump...
Stay. Stay.
305
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,100
Stay. Sit, sit, sit!
306
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,901
Pump him!
307
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,501
Stay. Stay. Stay.
308
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,467
Stay. Stay...
309
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:43,567
Pump him.
310
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:45,033
Two beers, please.
311
00:15:45,067 --> 00:15:46,367
What?
312
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,667
Uh, two beers, please.
313
00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:50,367
Yeah. So how are you doing?
314
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,534
Huh? Fine. How are you?
315
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,000
Well...
316
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:54,243
I'm great now. But I'll tell ya,
317
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,543
if you'd asked me yesterday,
I would have been in trouble.
318
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,634
But, uh, I think I finally
got it figured out.
319
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,734
I met this new girl in
here a few weeks ago
320
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,100
named zena sherman.
321
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,701
She came in one day.
I was working the day shift.
322
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,334
Uh, we hit it off real well right
away, you know?
323
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,100
Next thing I know,
we're seeing each other almost every day.
324
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,400
Things are getting better
and better all the time.
325
00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:17,334
All of a sudden,
she starts getting serious on me.
326
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,133
I mean, I don't have
to tell you that, uh,
327
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,000
that takes all the fun out of
it, you know?
328
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,801
So, I mean, I decided, hey,
329
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:25,734
I'm just going to stop seeing
her, you know?
330
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:29,300
Oh, uh, thank you.
331
00:16:29,334 --> 00:16:31,167
Thank you.
332
00:16:33,901 --> 00:16:35,367
What did he say?
333
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,334
Uh... Did you find out
334
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:37,334
anything? No, nothing much.
335
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:38,400
He didn't get around
336
00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:40,200
to telling me his
dog tag numbers.
337
00:16:40,234 --> 00:16:41,534
Tell me. Tell me.
338
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,133
Uh, all right. Uh, it is Dwight.
339
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,367
No, no, no! Scum!
340
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,176
They been going with each
other for a couple of weeks.
341
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,734
She's serious. He's not.
342
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,501
He's going to break
it off with her.
343
00:16:54,968 --> 00:16:56,234
I don't believe it. Yeah.
344
00:16:56,267 --> 00:16:58,167
He's going to dump her? Right.
345
00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:02,200
He's going to
break zena's heart.
346
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:04,300
That's good for me.
347
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:06,634
But it's terrible for her.
348
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:10,934
I can't help but have
mixed feelings about this.
349
00:17:10,968 --> 00:17:13,868
I'm torn between joy...
350
00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,300
And rapture.
351
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,367
I'm sorry, zena.
352
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,601
I just thought I'd
tell you how I feel.
353
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:32,400
Hi.
354
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:34,367
Sorry it couldn't work out.
355
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,567
Okay, okay.
Nobody's blaming you.
356
00:17:40,634 --> 00:17:41,601
Hi, zena.
357
00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:42,968
Louie.
358
00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:47,934
Okay, okay. So you got hurt.
359
00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:50,267
We all get hurt.
360
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:54,567
Everybody gets theirs.
361
00:17:54,601 --> 00:17:56,167
I got mine.
362
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,601
You got yours.
363
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:02,267
Everybody gets
everybody else's here.
364
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,367
Everybody destroys,
365
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,400
and everybody destroys
everybody else.
366
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:09,934
It's what separates us
367
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:11,200
from the animals.
368
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,868
I think we can resume
on our old footing.
369
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,567
I was going to make you beg,
370
00:18:24,601 --> 00:18:26,100
but I can't now.
371
00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,267
Maybe a teeny bit.
372
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,834
Louie, I don't want you back.
373
00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:36,300
You're going to have to do
a little better than that.
374
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,534
I'm serious.
375
00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:42,534
What are you talking about?
376
00:18:42,567 --> 00:18:44,033
No, Louie, I really don't.
377
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:45,133
We're through.
378
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,434
Look...
379
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,701
I didn't stop seeing you
only 'cause of Dwight.
380
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:51,634
Most of the reasons
I stopped seeing ya
381
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:52,934
have only to do with you.
382
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,934
I suppose that's my fault.
383
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,601
Louie...
384
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:01,767
You have an attitude problem.
385
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:04,167
You've got a
personality problem.
386
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,467
You got a sensitivity problem.
387
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:08,200
You got a selfishness problem.
388
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,901
You got an emotional problem.
389
00:19:09,934 --> 00:19:11,501
You got a maturity problem.
390
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:13,801
You got a sexual problem.
391
00:19:17,167 --> 00:19:19,634
What do you mean?
392
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,701
It's all you ever think about.
393
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:24,934
You mean, that's the problem?
394
00:19:24,968 --> 00:19:26,467
Yeah.
395
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,767
Zena...
396
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,367
Look... There is no way
397
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,000
I am going back with you.
398
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,434
Zena, don't you love me?
399
00:19:57,467 --> 00:20:00,534
I don't know what love is.
400
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,534
Well, you're in
luck, 'cause I do.
401
00:20:03,567 --> 00:20:06,167
And you know something, zena?
402
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,834
You couldn't hear this
from anybody else,
403
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:12,300
because I think that I'm
the only person alive
404
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,100
who knows what love is.
405
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,934
Because I read what
everybody else says it is,
406
00:20:16,968 --> 00:20:19,067
and I never see
the right answer.
407
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,200
Okay.
408
00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,300
All right.
409
00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:23,934
You don't want to
know what love is?
410
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,767
All right.
You won't know what love is.
411
00:20:25,801 --> 00:20:26,901
I'll know what love is.
412
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,801
This is your last chance
to know what love is.
413
00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:44,067
Okay. What is it?
414
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,934
Love... is the end of happiness.
415
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,534
Because one day,
416
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:55,033
all a guy's got
to do to be happy
417
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:57,200
is to watch the mets.
418
00:20:57,234 --> 00:21:00,133
The next day,
you got to have zena
419
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:05,200
in the room watching
the mets with you.
420
00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:07,300
You don't know why.
421
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,734
They're still the mets,
422
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,767
it's the same room,
423
00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:15,534
but you got to have zena there.
424
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,467
Ugh!
425
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,434
You really feel that way, Louie?
426
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:24,934
Yes.
427
00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:28,133
You can't watch the
mets without me?
428
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:35,501
Nope.
429
00:21:35,534 --> 00:21:37,467
Well, I can't watch them
now, anyway,
430
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:39,734
because it's the
middle of the winter.
431
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:44,567
But the philosophy's the same.
432
00:21:57,701 --> 00:22:00,400
You want to see me again, zena?
433
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:07,901
Oh, god.
434
00:22:12,734 --> 00:22:15,167
Here I am, back in the same old
435
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,801
stinking, lousy, crummy,
rotten relationship
436
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,100
all over again...
437
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,367
The same place I was
in to begin with.
438
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,567
I'll never get
out from under it.
439
00:22:24,601 --> 00:22:27,601
Oh, zena, you don't know how
happy that makes me feel.
440
00:23:06,467 --> 00:23:08,267
Night, Mr. Walters.
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