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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[blondie singing "one way or another"]
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-[diane] I see you!
-[laughing]
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Oh, I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
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Oh, I'm gonna get you!
Where did she go? Boo!
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Ah...
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I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
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Ah... Ha-ha...
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I'm gonna get you. Ah?
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Did you see where katie went?
Oh, no.
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[kate] look at those two,
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Laughing and giggling.
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That is some pure love right there.
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Oh! I gotcha!
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I should know because that pipsqueak
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With the wide eyes and pouty lips, that's me.
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And the badass hottie? That's my mom.
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She met my fatherat a juice bar near copacabana.
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He was the life of the party, and she was up for anything.
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They got hitched, I got hatched,
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And pretty soon after, he got lost.
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♪ I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get you ♪
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But my mom said it was no big deal
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Because we'd always have each other.
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♪ I'll get ya I'll get ya one way... ♪
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[car honking]
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Yup, I always knew how good I had it,
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And I wasn't gonna let anything screw it up.
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♪ I'll meet ya ♪
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Not even pure unadulterated love.
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Oh, please! I don't even know this guy's last name.
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[upbeat music on phone]
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♪ got it made ♪
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♪ a little sexual for your taste ♪
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♪ let's go out tonight ♪
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Venice and garlic.
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Nice combo.
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♪ out of spite we go hard ♪
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-Off in the sea. It's so pretty.
-[cell phone ringing]
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What's the shelf life for cake?
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-Fridge or freezer?
-Left on the counter.
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-Three days.
-Oh!
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You could try grocery shopping.
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That sounds judgy.
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I was going for maternal.
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Hey, were you in the city
last night?
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Find my friends
is for emergencies only.
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[diane] was he cute?
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-Firefighter.
-Hot!
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Hey, do you want sushi Thursday?
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Sure. What are you working on?
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I am still editing
this travel cookbook.
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I mean, this woman has eaten
in 88 different countries.
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I can barely make it to the local diner.
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Where should we go?
Italy? Spain?
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[sighs]
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Best travel buddy ever. Are you sponsoring?
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-I can pick up a meal or two.
-I'm in.
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So, firefighter...
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-Love you.
-Love you more.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ move before my hands ♪
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♪ all across the face ♪
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I love these two.
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You love the idea of these two.
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-I give it two years, tops.
-Huh!
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♪ and you won't be the same ♪
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♪ let us do it so stand up stand up and party ♪
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-Oh.
-Mn-mn, no, no.
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Flowers are fine.
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[both gasping]
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Mm...
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Please tell me
you have an extra.
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This was my extra.
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[indistinct song on pa]
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When are you gonna
perform again, tommy?
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He's still traumatized
by that stint in d.C.
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Oh, he's still traumatized
by the eighth grade.
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Gotta get back up
on the horse sometime.
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-You only live once, right?
-Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
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-Ooh-ooh-ooh!
-[cell phone chimes]
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Oh. Hold on. Hold on.
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Oh!
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I'm out, ladies. There's
another bad day for uniforms.
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Will you tell
your grown-ass daughter
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To do her own damn shirts?
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-My baby needs me.
-[tom] uh!
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See if she can play next week.
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Kathy's getting her hip
replaced.
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She's getting her knee replaced.
I have the hip.
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I love you, aunt marci.
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It says she's here.
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[indistinct song on pa]
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Ah. Yes!
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-Ooh! Ha-ha!
-[kate] aaah!
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-I brought one for each of you.
-Thank you.
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Hey, aunt marci wants you
to sub-in at cards next week.
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Ah. I'm not ready to give up
on life just yet.
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What's that? Curling iron?
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-A chiropractor.
-Gross.
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-Ew. True.
-Living, breathing human here.
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Okay, so one of the groomsmen
is recently divorced,
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And the bride's brother is
a lawyer with really good hair.
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-Oh. Hey.
-Hey, diane.
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-Lamb's extra juicy tonight.
-Yeah.
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-Oh! Baah!
-Oh.
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Hey, guys, table 14, tan suit.
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[mike] oh! She's good.
[diane] hm! Mm-hmm.
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-You're good.
-I just know what you want.
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-Hm. And what is that?
-Janie, you want a puppy.
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-Adorable, doting and loyal.
-Yes.
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[diane] uh, kate wants
a carnival goldfish.
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Shiny, immediate and temporary.
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Mm. And what do you want?
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I'm good.
I've got everything I need.
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Oh, she didn't ask
what you need,
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She asked what do you want.
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Um, oof, if I wanted anything,
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It would be a unicorn.
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But they don't actually exist,
so I'm good.
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-I'm gonna miss this, ladies.
-Oh.
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-Hey, you guys.
-Muah.
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-Bye.
-Come on, hurry.
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-She needs a boyfriend.
-She has plenty of those.
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One that lasts
more than six weeks.
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[instrumental music]
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[engine sputtering]
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[man] it cranked fine before.
I got here.
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What's the problem?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Do I look like
I know anything about cars?
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[bruce] cars are
just like people.
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-They like to be understood.
-Okay.
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Not so much about fixing it
as understanding it.
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-[engine starts]
-or in your case...
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Unlocking the steering wheel.
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-Take care.
-All right, then.
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Let's get out of here.
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[instrumental music]
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-Nice board.
-Oh, thank you.
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So do you just, like,
paddle out and sit?
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Paddle out and sup.
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-Standup yoga. It's a thing.
-Hm.
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Picked it up in australia.
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Sounds complicated.
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Well, easy is boring.
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[bruce grunts]
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Hey, are you married?
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How old are you?
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Oh, no. Um...
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[chuckles] I definitely have
daddy issues,
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But I'm not interested
in sleeping with someone
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To address them.
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Hm.
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This is my mom.
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I think you two
might hit it off.
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Your mom? Ah.
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Did this just get weird?
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Well, I think
it just got interesting.
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Right.
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Well, uh, see you around.
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-Have a good evening.
-Okay.
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[car door shuts]
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Was that triple a?
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I think that was a unicorn.
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I want you to feel your breath
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Coming in through your nose...
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[inhaling]
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And slowly releasing out...
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[exhales]
through your mouth.
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-She hasn't responded.
-Holy co-dependence.
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[man] you can return to this
throughout the day
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Whenever you need to reset.
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I've barely seen her all month.
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[shushing]
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She canceled Thursday dinner
last week.
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Book deadline?
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-Man of the moment?
-One or the other.
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Well, whatever it is,
sure won't last long.
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[diane] oh. Uh, uh...
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Ooh! Ooh.
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Oh.
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[diane panting]
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-Are you tan?
-Hamptons.
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Who? What? When?
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Businessman.
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[kate] what kind of business
exactly?
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Well, he was all up
in my business last month.
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-[laughs]
-shh!
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[kate] we on for dinner
tomorrow?
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Oh!
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Yes. Thursday.
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I'll order chinese.
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[exhales sharply]
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I don't know how we missed this
last time.
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Honestly, I'm surprised
you're not purring.
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-Ow!
-This is a full-blown whisker.
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-[buzzing]
-I've to change the laundry.
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What time did you order
the food?
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00:10:00,507 --> 00:10:02,799
-Um...
-[cell phone chimes]
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Kate's...
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Hm.
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[dramatic music]
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No.
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-[diane] oh, no.
-What? Is the driver lost?
209
00:10:27,575 --> 00:10:30,201
I mean, how many times have we
ordered from that place?
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No. Um, you know what?
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I actually have...
Oh! I have a headache.
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-Oh, I'll get some advil.
-No!
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Uh, I'm just gonna go upstairs
and, you know, rest.
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Um, let's do a rain check.
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Okay. I'll just finish
my laundry and head out.
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No, no, no! I'll do it.
I'll do it.
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-I need shirts for the weekend.
-Yeah.
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I'll bring them by after work.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Ugh!
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-Someone's coming.
-[kate] what? Who?
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-The businessman.
-Oh!
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00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:06,946
-Is he stalking you?
-No.
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00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:11,033
No, he's actually really smart
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00:11:11,077 --> 00:11:14,579
And-and funny
and-and handsome and...
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00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,748
I think you'd like him. He's...
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He's more of a inventor
than he's a-a businessman--
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-Mom.
-He's...
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I wanna meet him.
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-Right. Sorry.
-Yeah.
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-I told him that.
-So, what, it's an ambush?
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B-b-basically.
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-[doorbell ringing]
-ah, ah!
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-It's the food!
-Uh...
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Okay, here, you take the money,
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Take the food,
take it all and run.
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-Okay? Here.
-[knocking on door]
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-Ah.
-Hurry!
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Sixty, right?
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00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:54,452
Fifty-eight, actually.
But I won't take it personal.
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-On the house. Hello, diane.
-Oh.
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00:11:57,332 --> 00:11:59,582
The delivery guy?
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00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:04,670
The inventor. Uh, kate, bruce.
Bruce, kate. But I...
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00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:07,548
I-I think you two actually
already know each other.
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00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:08,758
-Triple a.
-[bruce] yes.
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I followed the delivery guy.
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Okay. Well, you two have fun.
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-Oh. No, she was just leaving.
-Oh-oh! No, no, no. Not so fast.
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[instrumental music]
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00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:20,895
-So how's penelope?
-[diane] good.
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00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:22,188
-Who's penelope?
-[diane] juicy.
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00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:24,565
Their kiss at the eiffel tower?
253
00:12:24,651 --> 00:12:26,275
Chapter five.
254
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:27,902
-[bruce] I called that.
-Well, uh...
255
00:12:27,987 --> 00:12:30,071
A new memoir just came in.
256
00:12:30,156 --> 00:12:32,823
Um, american woman in paris.
Lots of lovers.
257
00:12:32,867 --> 00:12:35,076
Oh. We should go to paris.
258
00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:37,203
We should.
259
00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:40,623
Uh, you, you-you can come, too.
260
00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:41,999
You didn't think I'd call, huh?
261
00:12:42,085 --> 00:12:45,544
I guess I just didn't really
give it much thought.
262
00:12:45,630 --> 00:12:48,839
I guess I did.
And I thought, "what the hell?"
263
00:12:48,925 --> 00:12:53,344
And it's been
a hell of a six weeks so far.
264
00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,179
-Six weeks?
-[bruce] mm-hmm.
265
00:12:55,223 --> 00:12:58,349
Six weeks? Uh?
It's already been six weeks?
266
00:12:58,393 --> 00:13:01,227
Yes. It's been six weeks.
267
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:06,190
Yeah, it's six weeks. Hm.
268
00:13:06,234 --> 00:13:07,483
I'm, uh, guessing a tiger.
269
00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:10,111
[diane] origami something.
[bruce] no?
270
00:13:10,196 --> 00:13:14,573
-Oh, a swan.
-[bruce] ah. Solid guess.
271
00:13:14,659 --> 00:13:17,118
-A flower.
-Oh!
272
00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:21,080
-Oh, it gets me every time.
-Very nice.
273
00:13:21,124 --> 00:13:23,499
[diane] kate's amazing
with flowers.
274
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:26,627
Oh! I have one.
275
00:13:26,671 --> 00:13:30,381
-Oh, this is good.
-Okay. Okay.
276
00:13:31,926 --> 00:13:33,801
[diane grunting]
277
00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:36,762
-[kate screams]
-prepare to be a beast!
278
00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:39,932
-[grunting]
-[all screaming]
279
00:13:40,643 --> 00:13:43,352
-A what?
-Ah!
280
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:46,022
Wait. How did you do that?
281
00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:49,275
[singing in foreign language]
282
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,821
Okay. All right.
I don't really have one.
283
00:13:53,906 --> 00:13:58,617
Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
I do. I have one.
284
00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:02,705
Watch this.
285
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:05,041
What's happening?
That's my mom. Why are you...
286
00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:06,917
-Oh! Oh!
-Hm!
287
00:14:07,003 --> 00:14:08,586
Oh! Oh!
288
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,884
That is an amazing trick.
289
00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:16,343
[both laughing]
290
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:20,056
No, sorry. Mom wins.
Apple always wins.
291
00:14:20,099 --> 00:14:22,641
Love the apple.
I can't beat the apple.
292
00:14:23,144 --> 00:14:25,811
Well... Oh.
293
00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:29,482
-[bruce] this was fun.
-It was.
294
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,609
It was very nice
re-meeting you, bruce.
295
00:14:31,694 --> 00:14:34,695
-Oh. And you.
-Hm.
296
00:14:40,453 --> 00:14:43,037
Oh. Oh.
297
00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:44,330
Yes.
298
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,249
Right. Okay.
299
00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:49,752
Okay, bye.
300
00:14:49,796 --> 00:14:52,463
-Bye.
-Bye.
301
00:14:52,548 --> 00:14:54,673
[bruce] I think she digs me.
302
00:14:54,717 --> 00:14:58,302
-[diane] she thinks you're nuts.
-She may be right.
303
00:14:58,346 --> 00:15:01,639
[instrumental music]
304
00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:14,860
So, will you marry me?
305
00:15:15,738 --> 00:15:17,613
Oh, my god...
306
00:15:19,742 --> 00:15:22,701
Don't... Don't do that.
Don't do that.
307
00:15:23,496 --> 00:15:27,623
I have never been this...
308
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,376
Comfortable, happy...
309
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:33,629
Oh, my god!
I know. I think I have you.
310
00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,172
This is crazy.
311
00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:39,385
[upbeat music]
312
00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:41,428
Hey, siri, call janie.
313
00:15:41,472 --> 00:15:45,599
-[line ringing]
-[janie] hi!
314
00:15:45,685 --> 00:15:47,977
[kate on phone] I just had dinner with the businessman.
315
00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:51,355
-Ew! Why?
-Remember triple a? Same guy.
316
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,190
-[janie gasps] stop it!
-Yeah.
317
00:15:53,276 --> 00:15:55,609
That's why she's been so mia.
318
00:15:55,653 --> 00:15:58,112
-[janie] how long's it been?
-Six weeks.
319
00:15:58,197 --> 00:16:00,239
I think she feels kind of bad
for the guy.
320
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:04,535
[kate] he seems nice. And he has no idea what's coming.
321
00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,579
-They never do.
-[chuckles]
322
00:16:06,622 --> 00:16:09,748
[janie] ooh. I found what I was looking for.
323
00:16:11,127 --> 00:16:12,835
Okay, bye.
324
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:14,753
Hi.
325
00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:21,760
[music continues]
326
00:16:21,846 --> 00:16:23,429
Hey, siri, text mom.
327
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:26,724
Uh, forgot my laundry.
Be there in five.
328
00:16:29,228 --> 00:16:32,563
[instrumental music]
329
00:16:36,652 --> 00:16:39,528
-What the...
-[diane] oh, my god!
330
00:16:39,614 --> 00:16:41,572
Please be a gift card.
Please be a gift card.
331
00:16:41,657 --> 00:16:45,367
-Please be a gift card.
-Oh... Oh, my god! Oh!
332
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:47,661
[bucket clattering]
333
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:52,791
Katie?
334
00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:55,586
[gasps] katie! Look!
335
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:58,422
[both squealing]
336
00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:01,258
I couldn't do it
until we met again.
337
00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:02,426
Like, ten minutes ago.
338
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:04,428
[groans]
you know what we need?
339
00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:08,390
-Champagne.
-Okay. I'm on it.
340
00:17:08,434 --> 00:17:10,476
Are you crazy?
That is an engagement ring.
341
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:13,604
-I know. Can you believe it?
-Listen. It's okay.
342
00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:16,315
We can fix this. You know...
Mom, mom, look at me.
343
00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,817
It's been six weeks. It is time
you run for the hills.
344
00:17:18,861 --> 00:17:21,278
-I don't think I want to.
-Of course, you do.
345
00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:24,531
You don't wanna get married.
You cherish your freedom.
346
00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:26,367
And, yes, it will be hard
for him at first,
347
00:17:26,452 --> 00:17:29,286
But he'll get over it.
348
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,621
Oh, my god. Wait.
349
00:17:30,706 --> 00:17:32,539
-Are you sick?
-No, katie, no, no.
350
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,874
-Just calm down.
-Are you broke?
351
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:36,085
Listen, let me have it.
Whatever it is I can handle.
352
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,212
Katie, I want this.
353
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:40,631
[gasps]
is he blackmailing you?
354
00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:41,882
-Oh, no...
-Flutes?
355
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:44,885
Uh, bottom cabinet, on the left,
behind the bar.
356
00:17:46,472 --> 00:17:49,723
Katie, I get it.
This is a shock, okay?
357
00:17:49,809 --> 00:17:51,600
And in retrospect, maybe
I should have mentioned him
358
00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:53,727
A little bit more,
but, to be honest,
359
00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:55,312
I didn't really know
where it was going--
360
00:17:55,398 --> 00:17:56,981
I'll tell you
where this is going. Nowhere.
361
00:17:57,066 --> 00:18:01,277
But now it makes complete sense
as to why he was so pushy
362
00:18:01,404 --> 00:18:03,696
And kind of insisted
on meeting you.
363
00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:06,407
I mean,
it's actually kind of sweet.
364
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:10,661
Mom, please, think about
what you're saying.
365
00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:15,332
I'm in love.
366
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:18,711
What?
367
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:20,546
[instrumental music]
368
00:18:20,631 --> 00:18:22,298
I'm in love.
369
00:18:23,301 --> 00:18:25,634
Oh, wow, wow!
370
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,096
That feels so good
371
00:18:29,181 --> 00:18:30,639
To be able to say.
372
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:32,599
I-I wasn't really
looking for it, but I guess
373
00:18:32,643 --> 00:18:34,435
That's probably the way
it goes, right?
374
00:18:34,562 --> 00:18:35,894
You, when you're least expect--
375
00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:40,607
To, to katie,
who set this all in motion.
376
00:18:40,693 --> 00:18:43,193
[chuckles]
don't blame this on me.
377
00:18:48,034 --> 00:18:50,576
[screaming]
378
00:18:51,495 --> 00:18:52,661
[screams]
379
00:18:53,456 --> 00:18:54,371
Okay.
380
00:18:54,457 --> 00:18:56,790
That's done. Here we go.
381
00:19:00,671 --> 00:19:02,087
Damn it, jeep!
382
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,256
[breathing heavily]
383
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,301
Okay. Okay.
384
00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:09,845
We are okay. We are okay.
385
00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:15,768
-Hey, siri. Call janie.
-[siri] calling janie.
386
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:18,729
[janie] hi! You've reached janie. Leave a message.
387
00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:23,150
Okay. You're okay.
388
00:19:23,235 --> 00:19:25,819
This is fine. You can handle it.
389
00:19:27,156 --> 00:19:29,865
I can handle this. Yeah.
390
00:19:29,909 --> 00:19:33,160
I was an eighth-grade girl once.
391
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:36,080
Am I gonna meditate right now?
I think I'm gonna meditate.
392
00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:37,790
Okay. Here we go.
In through the nose...
393
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,333
[inhales sharply]
394
00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:42,294
Out through the mouth.
395
00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:44,838
In through the nose...
396
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,841
Out through the mouth.
397
00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:50,427
-Ah!
-[tires screeching]
398
00:19:50,513 --> 00:19:53,138
-My freaking luck!
-Uh...
399
00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:55,766
-Ow!
-Oh, my god.
400
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:57,935
-Are you okay?
-Oh!
401
00:19:57,978 --> 00:20:00,813
-Yeah, you almost killed me!
-I know. I'm sorry, I was...
402
00:20:00,898 --> 00:20:02,189
-On your phone?
-No.
403
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:04,817
-I saw you talking.
-I was meditating.
404
00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:06,443
-What?
-I was meditating.
405
00:20:06,529 --> 00:20:09,905
-I-I can't hear you.
-I was meditating!
406
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:13,033
You were meditating in the car?
407
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,911
I know. I just started.
It's not really working.
408
00:20:15,996 --> 00:20:17,287
-Really help... Ow!
-Oh, god!
409
00:20:17,331 --> 00:20:19,373
-Are you drunk?
-I wish.
410
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,208
-These are sharp.
-Yeah. I hadn't noticed.
411
00:20:21,293 --> 00:20:23,669
I'm, I'm sorry, but you came
out of nowhere. And...
412
00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:26,463
-You're basically camouflaged.
-There's a trail right there.
413
00:20:26,549 --> 00:20:27,714
You should wear something
more visible.
414
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,508
I'm sorry, you're saying
that this is my fault?
415
00:20:29,593 --> 00:20:31,260
-No, but...
-But what? I should...
416
00:20:31,303 --> 00:20:32,594
Wear a construction vest
next time?
417
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,304
You know, wave a flag,
flashing light?
418
00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,098
I don't know.
419
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,307
Maybe.
420
00:20:39,603 --> 00:20:42,688
You're right. I'm sorry.
I should be the one apologizing.
421
00:20:42,731 --> 00:20:44,731
There is an urgent care
in columbia. Come.
422
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:47,276
No, it's okay.
They are just scratches, really.
423
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:50,237
I'm josh.
424
00:20:51,615 --> 00:20:54,700
This is the part where you
tell me your name, maybe.
425
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:56,660
Are you gonna sue me?
426
00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:59,329
No, but you can buy me
a drink, hm?
427
00:20:59,415 --> 00:21:01,623
-Are you serious?
-Yes.
428
00:21:03,461 --> 00:21:06,420
-Fine. Kate. One drink.
-Yeah?
429
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,755
One drink. All right.
430
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:13,510
-So why the meditation?
-Ugh! My mom just got engaged.
431
00:21:13,596 --> 00:21:16,680
Wow. Daughter of the bride.
That's cool.
432
00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:18,223
As in, cool, not cool.
You know, obviously.
433
00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:21,643
-Have you been to dylan's?
-You live around here?
434
00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:25,522
Yeah, I'm on ashland. Do you
know the, uh, the frog mailbox?
435
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:27,065
That's me.
436
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:29,485
What's-what's wrong?
Do you hate amphibians?
437
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:32,446
I didn't buy it.
It-it came with the house.
438
00:21:32,531 --> 00:21:35,657
No? You just... What? Sober?
439
00:21:35,701 --> 00:21:37,409
-Married?
-Uh-uh.
440
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:42,039
-We're neighbors.
-Ah.
441
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,958
I'm sorry. What am I missing?
442
00:21:45,044 --> 00:21:47,744
Let's say we get that drink
at our mutual favorite spot.
443
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:49,463
I'm all freaked out
because my mom's about to marry
444
00:21:49,548 --> 00:21:51,131
A complete stranger,
and a little shaken from
445
00:21:51,175 --> 00:21:52,925
Almost committing
vehicular manslaughter.
446
00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:54,635
You're spooked
because you were nearly victim
447
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,386
Of said crime,
and not at all thinking clearly.
448
00:21:56,472 --> 00:21:58,388
-I'm fine though. Really.
-One drink turns into three.
449
00:21:58,474 --> 00:22:00,682
We flirt, swap stories,
swap spit.
450
00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:02,059
-Maybe it's awesome.
-It is awesome.
451
00:22:02,144 --> 00:22:03,769
-Maybe sloppy.
-Now who've you been talking to?
452
00:22:03,854 --> 00:22:05,729
We go out a few more times,
then around date three or four,
453
00:22:05,814 --> 00:22:07,648
We realize the initial chemistry
has worn off.
454
00:22:07,733 --> 00:22:10,025
Normally that's fine because we
would just ignore each other's
455
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:12,861
Texts and never see each other
again, but that's not likely
456
00:22:12,947 --> 00:22:15,155
Since we live just
a few blocks apart and share
457
00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:16,740
The same local bar. And, well...
458
00:22:16,784 --> 00:22:18,909
The thing is,
I really like my apartment.
459
00:22:18,994 --> 00:22:21,078
So unless
you're willing to move,
460
00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:23,163
I say we call this
whole thing off.
461
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:27,209
You think there's chemistry.
462
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,753
-That's what you got from this?
-Mm-hmm.
463
00:22:29,838 --> 00:22:32,464
All right, those were all
very valid points.
464
00:22:32,591 --> 00:22:34,716
But what if we go,
we get a couple of drinks,
465
00:22:34,802 --> 00:22:38,011
We swap stories, swap spit,
and we discover, you know,
466
00:22:38,055 --> 00:22:40,681
We have a few things in common
other than our zip code?
467
00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:42,099
We thoroughly established
that neither one of us is
468
00:22:42,184 --> 00:22:45,686
A serial killer
and that, in fact, we're...
469
00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:47,563
Moderately well-suited
for each other.
470
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:49,565
And then, you know,
fast forward a bit,
471
00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:51,733
We're telling stories
about the night we met,
472
00:22:51,819 --> 00:22:55,279
You almost mowed down
your future husband,
473
00:22:55,364 --> 00:22:56,655
Or boyfriend of six months.
474
00:22:56,699 --> 00:22:57,573
But either way, that is
475
00:22:57,658 --> 00:23:01,326
A classic win-win scenario.
476
00:23:02,913 --> 00:23:05,080
You have issues.
477
00:23:05,124 --> 00:23:06,832
I'm an optimist.
478
00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:10,961
Josh, sorry
for the near-death experience.
479
00:23:11,046 --> 00:23:13,797
Kate, good luck
with the wedding.
480
00:23:16,427 --> 00:23:19,761
[instrumental music]
481
00:23:20,681 --> 00:23:21,930
[clears throat]
482
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,612
[bruce snores]
483
00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:51,835
[kate] she thinks she's in love.
[janie] maybe she is.
484
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,837
-Janie, there's a ring.
-Okay.
485
00:23:53,881 --> 00:23:57,215
It's the second ring that
you need to be worried about.
486
00:23:58,802 --> 00:24:01,345
You really think she's gonna
go through with it?
487
00:24:02,473 --> 00:24:04,056
-You're right.
-Mm-hmm.
488
00:24:04,099 --> 00:24:05,432
You're totally right.
489
00:24:05,476 --> 00:24:08,518
-I love you! Muah!
-Now try this.
490
00:24:08,604 --> 00:24:10,145
Breathe in...
491
00:24:10,189 --> 00:24:11,521
Breathe out.
492
00:24:11,565 --> 00:24:12,606
Yeah, that, that doesn't work.
493
00:24:12,691 --> 00:24:16,109
Well, just try.
See, they are doing it.
494
00:24:16,195 --> 00:24:18,320
♪ step on up take your best shot ♪
495
00:24:18,364 --> 00:24:20,489
♪ fire all all you've got ♪
496
00:24:20,574 --> 00:24:22,532
♪ don't delay keep in everything ♪
497
00:24:22,576 --> 00:24:24,242
♪ we're rising up to the top ♪
498
00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:25,911
♪ we'll never give up ♪
499
00:24:25,954 --> 00:24:27,537
♪ we'll never back down ♪
500
00:24:27,581 --> 00:24:29,998
♪ keep on moving won't stop ♪
501
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,836
♪ we're in this together we're in this together ♪
502
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,089
♪ bring in everything we're ready to shine ♪
503
00:24:37,174 --> 00:24:39,424
♪ ain't giving up tonight ♪ ♪ oh oh ♪
504
00:24:39,468 --> 00:24:41,551
♪ we're in this together ♪
505
00:24:41,595 --> 00:24:43,720
♪ light and fire out in the high ♪
506
00:24:43,764 --> 00:24:46,056
♪ bringing it home tonight ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh ♪
507
00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,893
♪ oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh ♪
508
00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:56,692
Oh! Smells delicious.
509
00:24:56,777 --> 00:24:58,276
It's from that cookbook
you were editing.
510
00:24:58,362 --> 00:24:59,820
You-you left the manuscript out.
511
00:24:59,905 --> 00:25:01,405
Is this meat?
512
00:25:01,448 --> 00:25:03,448
You don't eat meat? You didn't
tell me she didn't eat meat.
513
00:25:03,534 --> 00:25:05,575
No, I do, but she doesn't.
514
00:25:05,703 --> 00:25:08,245
Well, actually, uh,
we were at bruce's friends
515
00:25:08,288 --> 00:25:09,955
Last week, grilling...
516
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,915
After sky diving.
517
00:25:11,959 --> 00:25:13,875
You jumped out of a plane
without telling me?
518
00:25:13,961 --> 00:25:15,502
Well, I-I-I didn't wanna
worry you.
519
00:25:15,587 --> 00:25:16,837
And I don't know if it was like,
520
00:25:16,922 --> 00:25:18,714
It was like
the adrenaline rush or what.
521
00:25:18,757 --> 00:25:21,591
Or the ribs that had been
marinating for three days.
522
00:25:21,677 --> 00:25:23,677
-You ate ribs?
-It was like a primal instinct.
523
00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:26,680
[scoffs] so all that stuff about
the cute, fluffy animals--
524
00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:28,473
Oh, it was organic
and grass-fed.
525
00:25:28,517 --> 00:25:30,058
-They still kill them, you know?
-Well...
526
00:25:30,102 --> 00:25:32,477
You've been trying to get me
to eat meat for years.
527
00:25:32,521 --> 00:25:34,855
I'm pushing for lamb chops
at the wedding.
528
00:25:34,982 --> 00:25:40,444
We want to get married,
black tie, at the legacy castle.
529
00:25:40,487 --> 00:25:42,863
Hm. Sounds expensive.
530
00:25:42,948 --> 00:25:46,450
If I don't fly first class,
my son-in-law will.
531
00:25:46,535 --> 00:25:49,745
-You have kids?
-[laughs] no.
532
00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:51,121
It's just an expression.
533
00:25:51,165 --> 00:25:52,706
[both laughing]
534
00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:56,585
Anyway, miriam is going
to give us a tour next week.
535
00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:58,503
Don't you think you're more of
a sundress
536
00:25:58,589 --> 00:26:00,088
In the backyard kind of bride?
537
00:26:00,132 --> 00:26:03,633
I eloped the first time around,
this time, I think it would be
538
00:26:03,719 --> 00:26:06,720
So much fun to just, like,
do it big!
539
00:26:06,805 --> 00:26:09,139
Of course, it is booked through
next September.
540
00:26:09,266 --> 00:26:11,475
-Oh, bummer.
-That's okay.
541
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,227
It'll just give us
more time to plan it.
542
00:26:14,938 --> 00:26:16,188
Who?
543
00:26:16,231 --> 00:26:17,355
You and me.
544
00:26:17,399 --> 00:26:18,815
Doesn't every mother dream about
545
00:26:18,901 --> 00:26:20,484
Planning a wedding
with their daughter?
546
00:26:20,569 --> 00:26:24,446
-I always have.
-No, you haven't.
547
00:26:24,490 --> 00:26:26,698
Well, I dreamt about it
last night.
548
00:26:30,746 --> 00:26:32,621
[kate] don't you think this is
all moving a little fast?
549
00:26:32,664 --> 00:26:35,832
[diane] katie,
I know this is right for me.
550
00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:37,667
Just like you knew it was right
with the pharmacist
551
00:26:37,753 --> 00:26:39,169
Who turned out to be
a drug dealer?
552
00:26:39,213 --> 00:26:40,587
I had no idea, I was having
553
00:26:40,631 --> 00:26:43,048
So much fun
until he got arrested.
554
00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:45,467
That part wasn't fun. Okay?
555
00:26:45,511 --> 00:26:47,844
Listen, I know, I know, I swore
556
00:26:47,930 --> 00:26:51,097
I would never again sleep
with someone who snores.
557
00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:53,308
And god knows I didn't wanna
share a bathroom with somebody.
558
00:26:53,352 --> 00:26:57,312
But I-I realized that's why
they created ear plugs
559
00:26:57,356 --> 00:26:59,397
And second bedrooms.
560
00:26:59,441 --> 00:27:02,067
Katie, when it's right,
you just work it out.
561
00:27:02,152 --> 00:27:03,777
I'm gonna introduce you
to evan mcmillan.
562
00:27:03,862 --> 00:27:06,363
-I don't need you to set me up.
-Come on, you set me up.
563
00:27:06,406 --> 00:27:07,864
-Look what happened.
-Exactly.
564
00:27:07,908 --> 00:27:09,950
Since when do you subscribe
to this societal
565
00:27:09,993 --> 00:27:11,326
Dictation
that we need to couple up?
566
00:27:11,411 --> 00:27:13,578
I don't, but it is nice
567
00:27:13,664 --> 00:27:15,372
To have someone
to share things with.
568
00:27:15,457 --> 00:27:17,082
Hello! You have me.
569
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:21,628
Kate, do you really wanna be
naked in a hot spring with me?
570
00:27:22,089 --> 00:27:23,713
Hm?
571
00:27:23,715 --> 00:27:26,424
We can't be everything
for each other all the time.
572
00:27:26,468 --> 00:27:28,093
Is this one of your
tinder rejects?
573
00:27:28,178 --> 00:27:30,595
No. He works with dr. Markow.
574
00:27:30,597 --> 00:27:32,472
You wanna set me up
with your gynecologist?
575
00:27:32,516 --> 00:27:34,516
He's not my gynecologist.
576
00:27:34,601 --> 00:27:36,476
He looks at hoo-has
for a living.
577
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,687
Well, he is an expert
in his field.
578
00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:42,357
-No, won't do it.
-Come on. He's a catch.
579
00:27:43,735 --> 00:27:46,152
-Think about it?
-Hm...
580
00:27:46,196 --> 00:27:48,196
Still no.
581
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,366
So do I start therapy now,
or wait for it to fully explode?
582
00:27:51,410 --> 00:27:54,661
[indistinct song]
583
00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,125
Um, who is that?
584
00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:02,919
Crash victim. You'd like him.
585
00:28:04,423 --> 00:28:05,589
Yeah.
586
00:28:07,426 --> 00:28:08,967
Kate.
587
00:28:09,052 --> 00:28:10,760
-As predicted.
-We meet again.
588
00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:12,429
I, uh, you know...
589
00:28:12,472 --> 00:28:14,556
-Josh, janie.
-Hi. I, uh...
590
00:28:14,641 --> 00:28:17,350
Now, that would be perfect
for walking the trail.
591
00:28:17,436 --> 00:28:18,560
Yes. That's actually
why I bought it.
592
00:28:18,604 --> 00:28:20,896
-Oh, you're a doctor?
-Optometrist.
593
00:28:20,939 --> 00:28:23,481
-An optimistic optometrist.
-Well, I-I...
594
00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:25,859
I do see things clearly
through rose-colored glasses.
595
00:28:25,944 --> 00:28:28,945
-You just come up with that?
-No, years in the making.
596
00:28:29,031 --> 00:28:31,156
[chuckles]
wanna join us?
597
00:28:31,241 --> 00:28:33,909
I-I would love to. Um...
598
00:28:33,994 --> 00:28:37,412
-I'm just picking up my supper.
-Mm.
599
00:28:37,456 --> 00:28:40,957
But I guess I will be seeing you
around, after all.
600
00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:43,960
[song continues]
601
00:28:46,048 --> 00:28:47,172
Don't.
602
00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:49,716
[instrumental music]
603
00:28:49,801 --> 00:28:51,676
I'm sure kate has
told you already,
604
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:54,888
But we can accommodate
up to 200 guests.
605
00:28:54,973 --> 00:28:57,182
Oh. Would you excuse me
a moment?
606
00:28:57,225 --> 00:29:00,518
This place is
so fabulously over the top.
607
00:29:00,562 --> 00:29:03,229
It's perfect. What do you think?
608
00:29:03,315 --> 00:29:06,274
Well, if you love it, I love it.
609
00:29:07,527 --> 00:29:10,987
So, July 11th just called off
their wedding.
610
00:29:11,031 --> 00:29:12,948
[miriam] I have several couples
on the waiting list,
611
00:29:13,075 --> 00:29:16,701
But you guys are family,
so say the word, and it's yours.
612
00:29:16,745 --> 00:29:18,620
-This July?
-[miriam] yeah. 7-11.
613
00:29:18,705 --> 00:29:21,289
-It's a very lucky date.
-But that's in three weeks.
614
00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,959
-Can we even do that?
-No. No. No.
615
00:29:24,002 --> 00:29:27,003
No, you don't have a dress,
a photographer or an officiant.
616
00:29:27,047 --> 00:29:29,381
-We were hoping you'd officiate.
-Hm?
617
00:29:29,499 --> 00:29:31,758
And do the flowers, of course.
618
00:29:31,843 --> 00:29:33,718
Oh, now, that is lovely.
619
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,221
Three weeks?
620
00:29:36,932 --> 00:29:38,264
Let's do it!
621
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:40,809
-[both laughing]
-ah...
622
00:29:40,894 --> 00:29:43,353
-Get in here.
-Get in there.
623
00:29:43,355 --> 00:29:46,982
[diane] [gasps] I cannot believe
we are actually doing this.
624
00:29:47,067 --> 00:29:48,858
-I know.
-I mean, three months ago...
625
00:29:48,902 --> 00:29:52,946
I was dodging calls from
a guy in texas named smokey.
626
00:29:53,031 --> 00:29:55,115
-Don't ask.
-Now look at you.
627
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,367
Ready to have and hold,
through thick and thin,
628
00:29:57,494 --> 00:30:01,287
Sickness and health,
rain, sleet, snow,
629
00:30:01,331 --> 00:30:03,790
Till death do you part.
630
00:30:03,834 --> 00:30:05,709
-No?
-No.
631
00:30:05,794 --> 00:30:08,878
[instrumental music]
632
00:30:11,591 --> 00:30:12,382
[diane] come on.
633
00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:15,760
[instrumental "bridal chorus"]
634
00:30:18,432 --> 00:30:21,016
Welcome, and congratulations!
635
00:30:21,101 --> 00:30:25,311
Are you so excited? This is
the best part. Some water or...
636
00:30:25,355 --> 00:30:27,939
Okay, you're nervous, huh?
Don't be.
637
00:30:27,983 --> 00:30:31,317
Nothing makes a girl feel more
beautiful, feminine, confident,
638
00:30:31,403 --> 00:30:34,863
Graceful and powerful
than a wedding dress.
639
00:30:34,990 --> 00:30:36,740
-Hm! Really?
-Mm-hmm.
640
00:30:36,825 --> 00:30:38,074
Not financial autonomy?
641
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,784
Or being appointed
at the supreme court?
642
00:30:39,828 --> 00:30:40,910
Becoming an astronaut.
643
00:30:41,038 --> 00:30:43,196
-Record going platinum? Mm.
-Ooh, good one.
644
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:45,206
-[clears throat]
-oh, no, no. They are really...
645
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:47,333
They are beautiful dresses,
they are. They're...
646
00:30:47,377 --> 00:30:49,169
-So pretty.
-[hailey] mm-hmm.
647
00:30:49,296 --> 00:30:51,921
[hailey] do you have
a particular style in mind?
648
00:30:52,007 --> 00:30:54,132
Uh, column, mermaid, princess?
649
00:30:54,217 --> 00:30:56,718
[kate] ooh. How about
mermaid princess?
650
00:30:56,803 --> 00:31:01,556
Oh, I have just the one.
Let's get your measurements.
651
00:31:01,641 --> 00:31:02,682
Oh, uh, mom...
652
00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,601
I wanna get you
into the right bra.
653
00:31:04,644 --> 00:31:06,394
The undergarments
lay the foundation--
654
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,063
Mom!
655
00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:09,397
[gasps] oh!
656
00:31:12,527 --> 00:31:14,944
Oh. Oh.
657
00:31:17,783 --> 00:31:19,074
Oh, ah... Okay.
658
00:31:19,201 --> 00:31:21,910
-Hm, I really need this job.
-No, no, no. It's okay.
659
00:31:21,995 --> 00:31:23,286
I probably
should've said something.
660
00:31:23,330 --> 00:31:25,538
Yeah, I just assumed
since you're...
661
00:31:25,624 --> 00:31:27,165
I mean,
I shouldn't have assumed.
662
00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:29,542
It's just that
you are the perfect age, so...
663
00:31:29,628 --> 00:31:32,087
You know, we get
so many mothers and daughters,
664
00:31:32,214 --> 00:31:34,756
And it's just usually like...
665
00:31:34,841 --> 00:31:36,633
-Shut up, hailey!
-Aha...
666
00:31:36,718 --> 00:31:38,593
-Shut up, right?
-Don't worry about it.
667
00:31:38,678 --> 00:31:40,428
You must be so happy
for your mom.
668
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:42,639
-Oh, I am.
-Thank you, sweetheart.
669
00:31:42,724 --> 00:31:45,558
I mean, after all those years
being on her own,
670
00:31:45,602 --> 00:31:47,894
She finally has someone
to cuddle with
671
00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:49,646
On the couch night after night.
672
00:31:49,731 --> 00:31:52,315
They can stroll through
the farmer's market,
673
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,609
Nibbling on organic kale,
674
00:31:54,653 --> 00:31:59,447
Start all their sentences
with "us" and "we."
675
00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:02,200
And on rainy days,
they can stay in and do puzzles
676
00:32:02,285 --> 00:32:03,535
And make s'mores
in the fireplace,
677
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:07,163
Because, no matter what,
he will always be there.
678
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,581
-Aww...
-Kate.
679
00:32:08,625 --> 00:32:10,250
I remember all those stories
you used to
680
00:32:10,293 --> 00:32:11,835
Tell me about marriage
when I was younger
681
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,586
Okay, kate, that's enough.
682
00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:18,466
That how draining
and suffocating it could be.
683
00:32:18,468 --> 00:32:20,218
How it sucks away your identity
684
00:32:20,262 --> 00:32:22,971
And how the monotony
can be totally unbearable.
685
00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:25,014
-True.
-[kate] but here we are.
686
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,976
Ring on your finger,
love in your heart.
687
00:32:28,061 --> 00:32:30,311
I am so glad
you finally realized that
688
00:32:30,355 --> 00:32:34,023
None of that stuff you told me
is true anymore.
689
00:32:34,109 --> 00:32:35,942
Me, too.
690
00:32:36,027 --> 00:32:38,278
-Who needs a drink?
-Me!
691
00:32:38,363 --> 00:32:40,029
-[woman laughs]
-mm-hmm.
692
00:32:40,115 --> 00:32:42,198
So, you're not married?
693
00:32:42,284 --> 00:32:44,200
-Oh.
-Hard pass.
694
00:32:44,286 --> 00:32:46,911
We should set her up with kevin.
What's your number?
695
00:32:46,997 --> 00:32:48,830
-I'm texting him right now.
-Oh.
696
00:32:48,832 --> 00:32:50,999
-Oooh!
-Ooh!
697
00:32:51,042 --> 00:32:52,542
[indistinct chatter]
698
00:32:52,586 --> 00:32:56,379
-So, what do you think, huh?
-[woman] oh!
699
00:32:56,464 --> 00:32:58,590
-[hailey] oh, it's pretty.
-Mm.
700
00:32:58,675 --> 00:32:59,883
Uh-huh-huh.
701
00:32:59,926 --> 00:33:02,927
You promised power
and confidence. Do better.
702
00:33:03,013 --> 00:33:05,555
You're right. I'm so sorry.
703
00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:08,016
[woman] you've been married
before, right?
704
00:33:08,101 --> 00:33:09,517
How do you know
this time will last?
705
00:33:09,561 --> 00:33:12,979
Till death do us part
is a really long time.
706
00:33:13,064 --> 00:33:15,815
-Longer for some than others.
-Mm.
707
00:33:18,236 --> 00:33:21,613
I just know my life will be
better with him in it.
708
00:33:21,656 --> 00:33:24,574
♪ can you feel it moving? ♪
709
00:33:24,618 --> 00:33:28,328
♪ it's got me moving I can feel it ♪
710
00:33:28,371 --> 00:33:30,663
♪ I can feel it ♪ ♪ it's got me moving... ♪
711
00:33:30,707 --> 00:33:32,040
I love it.
712
00:33:32,167 --> 00:33:33,708
♪ it's got me moving ♪
713
00:33:33,793 --> 00:33:36,252
♪ moving ♪ ♪ I can feel it ♪
714
00:33:36,338 --> 00:33:38,630
♪ it's got me moving ♪
715
00:33:40,175 --> 00:33:45,178
Oh! Now, that's a dress.
716
00:33:46,473 --> 00:33:47,722
Wow!
717
00:33:47,807 --> 00:33:49,265
That is gorgeous!
718
00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:55,855
It's... It's too much, isn't it?
719
00:33:55,941 --> 00:33:59,442
I told you it was too much.
Just come help me out of it.
720
00:33:59,527 --> 00:34:04,906
I look like,
like a giant marshmallow cloud.
721
00:34:04,950 --> 00:34:08,284
-You could say it, go ahead.
-You look beautiful.
722
00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:10,536
Well, maybe, uh, you should go
get me the other one.
723
00:34:10,580 --> 00:34:13,039
-Maybe that's better for me.
-Mom.
724
00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:14,832
It's perfect.
725
00:34:14,918 --> 00:34:16,668
[hailey] let's try a veil.
726
00:34:17,337 --> 00:34:19,420
Oh, my god. Okay.
727
00:34:19,464 --> 00:34:22,632
-[woman] aw...
-[hailey] mm, mm, mm!
728
00:34:25,553 --> 00:34:27,762
-Now it's too much.
-[woman] mm-hmm.
729
00:34:30,517 --> 00:34:33,142
Oh, here. Can you keep this
for me, sweetheart?
730
00:34:33,228 --> 00:34:34,435
-Yeah.
-You've gotta take it home.
731
00:34:34,562 --> 00:34:37,188
Because he can't see it,
you know?
732
00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:41,943
I mean, it's bad luck if the
groom sees the bride's dress.
733
00:34:41,945 --> 00:34:44,654
Seat belt, sweetheart. You good?
734
00:34:45,198 --> 00:34:46,447
[engine starts]
735
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:49,450
And we're off,
like a herd of turtles.
736
00:34:50,495 --> 00:34:54,497
Never have I met
two people so different,
737
00:34:54,582 --> 00:34:57,667
Yet so well suited
for each other.
738
00:34:58,461 --> 00:35:01,462
Their love is everlasting.
739
00:35:01,548 --> 00:35:03,923
Their love is sacred.
740
00:35:03,967 --> 00:35:05,591
I don't think I could do that.
741
00:35:05,677 --> 00:35:08,052
You'll be great. It's your mom.
742
00:35:08,096 --> 00:35:10,179
Can an officiant
object to the wedding?
743
00:35:10,265 --> 00:35:12,223
[shushes]
744
00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:14,100
Since we spoke all of this,
I was like, "I'm done!"
745
00:35:14,144 --> 00:35:16,978
-Ah! Congratulations.
-That was so freaking romantic.
746
00:35:17,022 --> 00:35:20,189
Thanks. Okay, my cousin jim
really wants to meet you.
747
00:35:20,275 --> 00:35:22,275
He's been divorced,
but the marriage was so short,
748
00:35:22,402 --> 00:35:23,776
Like, I don't even think
it counts.
749
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:25,737
-Hm.
-What about chucks?
750
00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:27,322
-Hm?
-Hm.
751
00:35:27,365 --> 00:35:30,616
Oh. I like that pairing
so much better.
752
00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,577
Uh, yeah,
ben was my college roommate.
753
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:36,456
Not afraid of commitment.
Good job, great parents.
754
00:35:36,499 --> 00:35:39,417
-But?
-Oh, why is there always a but?
755
00:35:39,461 --> 00:35:41,419
Actually, he's got
a really good butt.
756
00:35:41,504 --> 00:35:44,422
-Ooh.
-But his butt lives in boston.
757
00:35:44,466 --> 00:35:46,341
-Uh!
-There you go.
758
00:35:46,384 --> 00:35:49,719
You know what? Whatever.
I want to introduce you to him.
759
00:35:49,763 --> 00:35:51,929
-Okay.
-Come on.
760
00:35:52,015 --> 00:35:55,475
♪ you're all that I want ♪
761
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:59,479
♪ you're all that I need ♪
762
00:35:59,522 --> 00:36:03,274
♪ you can count on me ♪
763
00:36:06,905 --> 00:36:10,698
♪ I won't let you down ♪
764
00:36:10,784 --> 00:36:13,576
♪ honey you will see ♪
765
00:36:14,371 --> 00:36:17,955
♪ you can count on me ♪
766
00:36:21,461 --> 00:36:25,254
♪ I won't let you down ♪
767
00:36:25,298 --> 00:36:29,133
♪ honey you will see ♪
768
00:36:29,219 --> 00:36:32,804
♪ you can count on me ♪
769
00:36:45,443 --> 00:36:46,692
Hm.
770
00:36:49,531 --> 00:36:51,197
[upbeat music]
771
00:36:52,492 --> 00:36:53,908
♪ well you got something special ♪
772
00:36:53,993 --> 00:36:55,785
♪ never seen in my life ♪
773
00:36:55,870 --> 00:36:59,205
♪ lighting up my world make a future bride ♪
774
00:36:59,249 --> 00:37:02,125
♪ say hey hey ♪
775
00:37:02,168 --> 00:37:05,962
♪ so now whenever you're with me I got everything I need ♪
776
00:37:06,047 --> 00:37:09,132
♪ when I'm with you I get happy ♪
777
00:37:09,217 --> 00:37:12,093
♪ when I'm with you I get happy ♪
778
00:37:12,137 --> 00:37:16,514
♪ when I'm with you I get happy ♪
779
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:19,851
♪ whenever you're with me I got everything I need ♪
780
00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:21,185
♪ to get happy ♪
781
00:37:21,229 --> 00:37:22,854
♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
782
00:37:22,939 --> 00:37:27,191
♪ so get happy ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪
783
00:37:31,156 --> 00:37:34,282
[cell phone vibrating]
784
00:37:38,204 --> 00:37:40,246
[cell phone chimes]
785
00:37:46,296 --> 00:37:48,212
[diane] hey, murat.
786
00:37:48,256 --> 00:37:51,340
Hey, congratulations.
I'll help you with that.
787
00:37:51,426 --> 00:37:53,384
-[diane] no, no.
-[gasping]
788
00:37:56,639 --> 00:37:59,265
Okay. Okay.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
789
00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:02,643
[instrumental music]
790
00:38:03,646 --> 00:38:07,023
Oh, my god!
Get off me! Get off...
791
00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:10,234
-[knocking on door]
-[keys jingling]
792
00:38:13,198 --> 00:38:15,573
Okay. Okay. Calm...
793
00:38:20,538 --> 00:38:22,872
[keys jingling]
794
00:38:27,212 --> 00:38:28,753
[clatters]
795
00:38:31,132 --> 00:38:32,215
[diane grunts]
796
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:35,593
[music continues]
797
00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:39,305
[diane groans]
798
00:38:44,145 --> 00:38:46,187
[leaves rustling]
799
00:38:48,816 --> 00:38:51,901
[music continues]
800
00:38:55,198 --> 00:38:58,324
[upbeat music]
801
00:39:15,468 --> 00:39:16,592
Whoop!
802
00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:20,805
[music continues]
803
00:39:27,605 --> 00:39:30,690
[quirky music]
804
00:39:36,114 --> 00:39:37,780
[panting]
805
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,284
Okay. Okay.
806
00:39:49,502 --> 00:39:52,795
[sighs] okay. Okay. Okay.
807
00:39:54,841 --> 00:39:57,258
-Okay.
-[doorbell rings]
808
00:40:01,639 --> 00:40:03,764
-Hey.
-Hello.
809
00:40:05,268 --> 00:40:07,643
Well, now who's the optimist?
810
00:40:07,729 --> 00:40:10,563
-Is now a bad time or...
-Oh, uh... Oh.
811
00:40:10,648 --> 00:40:13,316
-Mostly for the chicken, um...
-Oh.
812
00:40:13,359 --> 00:40:15,151
-Can I come in?
-Um...
813
00:40:15,194 --> 00:40:17,445
Yeah, yeah, of course.
No, I'm sorry, I... Please.
814
00:40:17,530 --> 00:40:19,363
-I'm just gonna... I'll just...
-Um...
815
00:40:19,407 --> 00:40:21,490
-Uh...
-All right. Uh, uh, I, um...
816
00:40:21,534 --> 00:40:22,867
-Hi.
-Hi.
817
00:40:22,952 --> 00:40:25,369
-Here, let-let me help you out.
-Yeah, that would be...
818
00:40:25,413 --> 00:40:27,204
If you just kind of give it
a good kick.
819
00:40:27,248 --> 00:40:29,040
Yeah. Oh. Oh, that's my slipper.
820
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,375
-Oh, god! Oh, god!
-Hold on.
821
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:33,628
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
822
00:40:35,214 --> 00:40:36,797
-You good?
-[kate] yup.
823
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,887
You know you can buy chicken
already butchered, right?
824
00:40:42,930 --> 00:40:44,597
Yeah, but where is the fun
in that?
825
00:40:44,641 --> 00:40:46,557
Why, why is this zipper
so small?
826
00:40:46,601 --> 00:40:49,268
Oh, it's meant to be invisible.
Oh, let's go to the light.
827
00:40:49,354 --> 00:40:50,811
Oh, all right, okay.
828
00:40:50,855 --> 00:40:53,731
-Okay. What are you making?
-Yeah. Uh, chicken paillard.
829
00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:55,399
Uh, I, um,
I challenged myself to cook
830
00:40:55,485 --> 00:40:56,942
Six days a week for six months.
831
00:40:57,070 --> 00:40:58,235
Ambitious.
832
00:40:58,321 --> 00:40:59,737
-Oh, don't pull.
-Sorry, sorry.
833
00:40:59,781 --> 00:41:01,364
I'm trying to be careful.
834
00:41:01,449 --> 00:41:04,158
-Do you, do you, do you cook?
-Uh, no.
835
00:41:04,202 --> 00:41:06,869
-No, I-I-I mostly eat at work.
-All right.
836
00:41:06,913 --> 00:41:11,082
So, what, are you-you an actor
or writer, post grad?
837
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,458
I-I just thought catering was,
you know,
838
00:41:12,585 --> 00:41:14,460
A side hustle or gateway job.
839
00:41:14,545 --> 00:41:16,587
-Gateway to what?
-You-you tell me.
840
00:41:16,631 --> 00:41:18,130
-What, what gets you going?
-Is it warm in here?
841
00:41:18,216 --> 00:41:19,465
It's like,
feels a little warm, right?
842
00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:20,591
Are you okay?
Do you want some water?
843
00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:21,959
-I'll get you some water.
-No.
844
00:41:22,011 --> 00:41:23,177
It's okay,
just wanna get it off.
845
00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:24,512
-Yeah.
-Okay. Um, I just...
846
00:41:24,597 --> 00:41:25,763
-I don't wanna tear it--
-it's okay.
847
00:41:25,807 --> 00:41:27,014
You know what? Just pull it.
848
00:41:27,058 --> 00:41:28,641
You expressly told me not to
pull it though.
849
00:41:28,726 --> 00:41:29,892
-Do it.
-Okay. Um...
850
00:41:29,936 --> 00:41:31,477
-Are you sure?
-Do it now!
851
00:41:31,562 --> 00:41:34,230
-Fine, fine. All right, here!
-Oh!
852
00:41:36,693 --> 00:41:38,359
I'm a doctor. It's okay.
853
00:41:39,362 --> 00:41:42,655
[instrumental music]
854
00:42:00,299 --> 00:42:01,799
What are these?
855
00:42:01,884 --> 00:42:03,634
[josh] my favorite thermals.
856
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,679
I mean, they were all the rage
circa 2015.
857
00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,597
I respect the confidence,
although, it does feel
858
00:42:08,683 --> 00:42:10,725
A little cliche
wearing your clothes.
859
00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:14,270
Well, I am trying to impress
my neighbors,
860
00:42:14,355 --> 00:42:17,440
So I quite like it.
861
00:42:17,483 --> 00:42:20,317
-Have you considered watering?
-Uh, yes.
862
00:42:20,361 --> 00:42:23,112
I have considered it.
863
00:42:23,197 --> 00:42:25,072
I, uh, I have something for you.
864
00:42:25,116 --> 00:42:27,992
All right. Come on.
Through here.
865
00:42:28,035 --> 00:42:29,827
-Okay.
-Right, yeah.
866
00:42:29,912 --> 00:42:33,330
Uh... Here, this magic bag.
867
00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:35,374
-Ah!
-Oh, god. Uh, right, okay.
868
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:38,377
So we've got a wide selection
of threads, mum.
869
00:42:38,463 --> 00:42:40,713
-Oh.
-We have the crimson red.
870
00:42:40,798 --> 00:42:44,133
The navy blue.
Or, my personal favorite, brown.
871
00:42:44,218 --> 00:42:46,594
-No white?
-Nope.
872
00:42:46,679 --> 00:42:48,012
Something borrowed,
something blue?
873
00:42:48,055 --> 00:42:49,180
I love it, genius.
874
00:42:49,265 --> 00:42:52,183
I'll get that.
Do you mind just holding it?
875
00:42:52,226 --> 00:42:54,393
-Yes.
-Okay. Thanks.
876
00:42:55,021 --> 00:42:56,228
Thank you.
877
00:42:59,525 --> 00:43:01,358
So what about that drink?
878
00:43:06,365 --> 00:43:09,200
When this goes south,
the pub is mine.
879
00:43:09,243 --> 00:43:11,160
Well, hold on, not so fast.
880
00:43:12,163 --> 00:43:13,496
[clears throat]
881
00:43:14,332 --> 00:43:16,123
Are you sure? I'm really good.
882
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:18,167
You can't be good at rochambeau.
883
00:43:18,211 --> 00:43:19,960
I accept that challenge.
884
00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:23,380
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
885
00:43:23,466 --> 00:43:25,424
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
886
00:43:25,468 --> 00:43:27,092
It's okay, you can have the bar
in the basement.
887
00:43:27,178 --> 00:43:28,803
Sad bar?
888
00:43:30,973 --> 00:43:32,556
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
889
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,683
Have you been in there?
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
890
00:43:34,727 --> 00:43:36,727
Okay, tiebreaker, hm?
891
00:43:37,355 --> 00:43:38,729
[josh clears throat]
892
00:43:41,234 --> 00:43:42,399
Oh, it's okay.
893
00:43:42,443 --> 00:43:44,527
Guess we'll have
to make this work.
894
00:43:47,532 --> 00:43:49,031
Mm.
895
00:43:49,075 --> 00:43:50,157
[upbeat music]
896
00:43:50,284 --> 00:43:51,826
-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
897
00:43:54,789 --> 00:43:57,706
-The usual.
-Oh. Thank you. Thank you.
898
00:43:57,750 --> 00:44:00,376
-What is that?
-So cool. Vodka lemonade.
899
00:44:00,461 --> 00:44:03,087
-[kate] it's pink.
-Yeah. And delicious.
900
00:44:03,172 --> 00:44:05,548
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
901
00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:07,800
♪ will I see ♪
902
00:44:07,844 --> 00:44:10,094
-So, kate.
-Hm.
903
00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:13,514
Is the fiance,
um, an absolute twit?
904
00:44:13,558 --> 00:44:15,683
My mom is just not really big
on commitment.
905
00:44:15,726 --> 00:44:17,351
Um, and you?
906
00:44:17,436 --> 00:44:19,937
-That's direct.
-Yeah.
907
00:44:20,064 --> 00:44:21,689
[both chuckling]
908
00:44:21,732 --> 00:44:24,775
I guess I've just never really
seen it work out that well.
909
00:44:24,861 --> 00:44:27,486
My parents have been married
for 40 years.
910
00:44:27,572 --> 00:44:30,531
[chuckles]
that explains a lot.
911
00:44:31,951 --> 00:44:35,160
What are their names?
Your, uh, mum and her fiance.
912
00:44:35,246 --> 00:44:37,413
Diane and bruce. Why?
913
00:44:37,498 --> 00:44:38,998
Diane and bruce.
Diane and bruce.
914
00:44:39,041 --> 00:44:40,666
What's happening?
What are you doing?
915
00:44:40,751 --> 00:44:43,794
-You're a genius.
-What's going on?
916
00:44:44,714 --> 00:44:46,964
-What?
-Deuce.
917
00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:50,843
-Bam! Deuce.
-What's a...
918
00:44:50,928 --> 00:44:52,678
-What's deuce?
-It's-it's...
919
00:44:52,763 --> 00:44:54,138
It's their super couple name.
Come on.
920
00:44:54,223 --> 00:44:56,307
You have, you have bennifer.
921
00:44:56,350 --> 00:44:57,850
Kimye. Brangelina.
922
00:44:57,935 --> 00:45:00,895
-But they're not a super couple.
-Well, they are now with that.
923
00:45:00,938 --> 00:45:03,939
I mean, come on,
wedding hashtag "deuce."
924
00:45:04,025 --> 00:45:06,275
That's the best one I've,
I think I've ever come up with.
925
00:45:06,319 --> 00:45:08,944
That's all. Heh-heh.
926
00:45:09,030 --> 00:45:10,487
-You're a dork.
-I will...
927
00:45:10,615 --> 00:45:12,781
I will take that
as a compliment,
928
00:45:12,909 --> 00:45:15,743
With my pink lemonade. Hm.
929
00:45:16,996 --> 00:45:18,913
[josh] it's like an,
it's like an uber service.
930
00:45:18,998 --> 00:45:20,873
[laughing]
931
00:45:20,917 --> 00:45:23,083
All right, there, this one.
932
00:45:23,169 --> 00:45:26,003
-Uh! Delivery!
-Oh. Five stars. Thank you.
933
00:45:26,047 --> 00:45:28,172
Five stars.
934
00:45:28,215 --> 00:45:29,590
I'll trade you for the dress.
935
00:45:29,634 --> 00:45:32,718
-Yeah.
-I was, I wasn't gonna ask.
936
00:45:33,721 --> 00:45:36,805
[instrumental music]
937
00:45:40,353 --> 00:45:42,311
[clears throat] it's her.
938
00:45:43,230 --> 00:45:44,647
Right there. Right there.
939
00:45:44,690 --> 00:45:47,274
-Oh. Mm-hmm.
-Hi.
940
00:45:49,862 --> 00:45:52,571
-Okay. Um, thank you.
-Uh...
941
00:45:52,657 --> 00:45:53,948
Anytime.
942
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,286
[music continues]
943
00:46:02,667 --> 00:46:04,375
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
944
00:46:05,628 --> 00:46:07,169
Do you think
catering is a gateway job?
945
00:46:07,296 --> 00:46:09,421
Catering? Well, it's hardly
your life's passion.
946
00:46:09,465 --> 00:46:11,423
Is being a book editor
your life's passion?
947
00:46:11,467 --> 00:46:13,342
I happen to enjoy it.
948
00:46:13,427 --> 00:46:15,219
Plus, that job
got you through college.
949
00:46:15,262 --> 00:46:16,470
-Yeah.
-Why?
950
00:46:16,514 --> 00:46:18,764
Are you thinking of a change?
951
00:46:18,849 --> 00:46:21,433
I don't know, just asking.
952
00:46:21,477 --> 00:46:23,310
Ah, hey, we've got
that game night
953
00:46:23,396 --> 00:46:25,521
And tasting
at the legacy castle next week.
954
00:46:25,564 --> 00:46:27,064
Do you want me to invite
evan mcmillan?
955
00:46:27,149 --> 00:46:29,733
-Vino with the gyno? No, thanks.
-[chuckles]
956
00:46:29,777 --> 00:46:33,070
I'll take janie.
She loves that stuff.
957
00:46:33,155 --> 00:46:34,947
[kate] what's that?
958
00:46:35,032 --> 00:46:37,157
I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
959
00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:38,951
You're selling our house?
960
00:46:38,995 --> 00:46:41,745
Well, I've been thinking
about it for a really long time.
961
00:46:41,789 --> 00:46:43,580
You didn't tell me.
Why didn't you tell me?
962
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:46,166
I was waiting
for the right moment.
963
00:46:46,293 --> 00:46:47,835
I didn't find it.
964
00:46:47,878 --> 00:46:52,548
Look, katie, I don't need
all this space anymore.
965
00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:55,384
Plus, the realtor thinks
I can get a really good deal.
966
00:46:55,469 --> 00:46:59,054
It's our house. That's my tree.
967
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:01,223
Aww...
968
00:47:01,267 --> 00:47:04,560
But you haven't lived here
for a really long time.
969
00:47:04,645 --> 00:47:06,353
Plus, I am gonna be able
to start
970
00:47:06,439 --> 00:47:08,188
Writing again and traveling.
971
00:47:08,274 --> 00:47:12,067
Don't sell. Rent it out,
you know, just, just in case.
972
00:47:12,111 --> 00:47:15,904
Katie, I know this is a lot
to stomach, but now is the time.
973
00:47:15,990 --> 00:47:18,824
It is a seller's market.
Plus, bruce is on the lake.
974
00:47:18,868 --> 00:47:20,868
So that would be a very nice
change for both of us.
975
00:47:20,953 --> 00:47:24,538
-[diane and tom laughing]
-you dirty canasta.
976
00:47:24,623 --> 00:47:25,748
-I'll get you next time.
-No, no--
977
00:47:25,833 --> 00:47:29,168
That is showing off.
You're such a show-off.
978
00:47:29,253 --> 00:47:31,003
Un, deux, trois. No.
979
00:47:31,047 --> 00:47:35,299
I told bruce, that if he doesn't
impress you guys, he's out.
980
00:47:35,342 --> 00:47:37,217
-Damn straight.
-[tom] well...
981
00:47:37,303 --> 00:47:40,304
You do seem like a nice guy,
982
00:47:40,347 --> 00:47:43,640
But it's time we beat your ass.
983
00:47:43,768 --> 00:47:47,436
-[diane laughing]
-[marci] oh, yes.
984
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,229
Tasting with my mom
Thursday night.
985
00:47:49,273 --> 00:47:51,231
I know the whole thing's super
cheesy, but the food's good
986
00:47:51,317 --> 00:47:52,441
And alcohol's free.
987
00:47:52,526 --> 00:47:56,445
Well, I would, but ben's coming.
988
00:47:56,530 --> 00:48:00,199
-Who? Really?
-Chucks.
989
00:48:00,242 --> 00:48:01,325
You know I'd drop everything,
990
00:48:01,452 --> 00:48:04,328
But he already booked
his ticket.
991
00:48:05,831 --> 00:48:07,956
Ask crash victim.
992
00:48:08,709 --> 00:48:09,917
He was cute.
993
00:48:11,337 --> 00:48:14,630
[instrumental music]
994
00:48:19,595 --> 00:48:20,761
Hm.
995
00:48:44,703 --> 00:48:47,830
[music continues]
996
00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:04,054
-[instrumental music on pa]
-hm, I want this.
997
00:49:04,098 --> 00:49:05,848
Caramel, pecan.
998
00:49:05,975 --> 00:49:08,308
-Mm, this has--
-chocolate.
999
00:49:08,352 --> 00:49:10,227
-And this...
-Hm.
1000
00:49:10,312 --> 00:49:12,813
[music continues]
1001
00:49:13,649 --> 00:49:15,566
Someone has a date.
1002
00:49:22,658 --> 00:49:24,158
-Hi.
-[bruce] hi, katie.
1003
00:49:24,201 --> 00:49:26,535
-[chuckles] hi.
-Hi.
1004
00:49:26,579 --> 00:49:28,495
-Muah. How are you?
-Oh!
1005
00:49:28,581 --> 00:49:32,291
Uh, mom, bruce,
this is josh, my neighbor.
1006
00:49:32,334 --> 00:49:35,377
Ah, so the infamous deuce.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
1007
00:49:35,462 --> 00:49:36,920
-How do you do?
-Deuce.
1008
00:49:37,006 --> 00:49:38,630
-[josh] yeah. You'll get there.
-Deuce.
1009
00:49:38,716 --> 00:49:41,508
Diane bruce, deuce.
I get it, clever.
1010
00:49:41,594 --> 00:49:43,093
-Clever, clever, clever.
-I know.
1011
00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:45,345
Oh, wow, these are good.
1012
00:49:45,431 --> 00:49:47,347
Oh, scrumptious.
Wait, is that cardamom?
1013
00:49:47,391 --> 00:49:49,850
Yeah, a hint,
with a touch of cinnamon, maybe.
1014
00:49:49,935 --> 00:49:51,977
-Oh, yeah.
-All right.
1015
00:49:52,021 --> 00:49:53,979
You guys ready for some
fun and games in the ballroom?
1016
00:49:54,064 --> 00:49:55,939
-Yeah.
-So where are you from?
1017
00:49:55,983 --> 00:49:58,692
I... Well, see,
I was born in derbyshire...
1018
00:49:58,777 --> 00:50:01,028
[upbeat music]
1019
00:50:01,071 --> 00:50:03,572
Left foot blue!
1020
00:50:03,657 --> 00:50:05,657
Left foot blue,
that's an easy one.
1021
00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:08,327
-[josh] how about those two?
-Oh, kinky, for sure.
1022
00:50:08,412 --> 00:50:09,703
Yeah, you-you can't know that.
1023
00:50:09,788 --> 00:50:12,039
[kate] eyebrow-piercing,
leather bracelet.
1024
00:50:12,082 --> 00:50:13,457
I bet he's wearing
her underwear.
1025
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:15,542
[miriam] ...Foot blue.
1026
00:50:15,628 --> 00:50:18,587
Wow! How did you know that?
1027
00:50:18,631 --> 00:50:20,214
I dated him.
1028
00:50:20,299 --> 00:50:22,341
-Really?
-No!
1029
00:50:22,384 --> 00:50:24,718
-Years of practice.
-Hm, right.
1030
00:50:24,762 --> 00:50:26,053
[kate] your turn.
1031
00:50:26,096 --> 00:50:28,555
[josh] high-school sweethearts,
right?
1032
00:50:28,682 --> 00:50:32,434
Once a week.
Missionary position.
1033
00:50:32,478 --> 00:50:34,853
-Never on sundays.
-Bleak.
1034
00:50:34,939 --> 00:50:36,730
[miriam] okay, you're next.
1035
00:50:36,815 --> 00:50:39,733
Looking at you!
Yes, diva, here we go.
1036
00:50:39,777 --> 00:50:41,610
-[crowd cheering]
-you're going down.
1037
00:50:41,695 --> 00:50:44,529
[miriam] let's start
with right foot blue.
1038
00:50:44,573 --> 00:50:47,157
-[diane] whoo-hoo!
-Right foot blue, okay.
1039
00:50:47,201 --> 00:50:50,410
Left foot yellow.
1040
00:50:50,496 --> 00:50:51,912
-Ah!
-[woman] you got it.
1041
00:50:51,956 --> 00:50:53,080
He likes you.
1042
00:50:53,207 --> 00:50:54,248
You sound surprised.
1043
00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:55,666
-Where did you meet?
-Prison.
1044
00:50:55,709 --> 00:50:57,626
Oh, I thought
he looked familiar.
1045
00:50:57,711 --> 00:50:59,419
Hey, just give him a chance,
would ya?
1046
00:50:59,463 --> 00:51:02,464
-No promises.
-[miriam] right hand green.
1047
00:51:02,549 --> 00:51:05,175
-Right hand green.
-[laughter]
1048
00:51:05,261 --> 00:51:07,052
[groaning]
1049
00:51:07,096 --> 00:51:09,471
-While you're down there...
-[laughs]
1050
00:51:09,556 --> 00:51:11,306
We should do this
on our honeymoon.
1051
00:51:11,392 --> 00:51:14,643
Winner's the one who doesn't
end up in the hospital, huh?
1052
00:51:14,728 --> 00:51:17,688
[miriam] and now we're gonna do
left hand red.
1053
00:51:17,731 --> 00:51:21,024
-Left hand red.
-[woman screaming]
1054
00:51:21,068 --> 00:51:23,443
-You're pretty flexible.
-I do yoga.
1055
00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:25,279
Ah, too bad we're in public.
1056
00:51:25,406 --> 00:51:28,156
Too bad
my mom's right behind you.
1057
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:29,825
[miriam] right hand yellow.
1058
00:51:31,328 --> 00:51:33,412
Oh. Pace yourself, kid.
1059
00:51:33,455 --> 00:51:35,664
No big gestures,
no advanced plans.
1060
00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:38,625
Get through the thorns,
and you might get some nectar.
1061
00:51:38,711 --> 00:51:43,630
-And she likes pancakes.
-[miriam] left foot yellow.
1062
00:51:44,091 --> 00:51:45,257
[groans]
1063
00:51:45,301 --> 00:51:46,508
-Any kids?
-No.
1064
00:51:46,593 --> 00:51:48,468
-Drugs? Jail time?
-No. No. No.
1065
00:51:48,554 --> 00:51:51,346
Anything you wanna disclose,
now's the time.
1066
00:51:51,432 --> 00:51:54,474
Uh, I cheated on
my third-grade geography test.
1067
00:51:54,601 --> 00:51:58,979
No. You cheat on her,
I kill you.
1068
00:51:59,023 --> 00:52:00,939
-[miriam] right hand blue.
-God.
1069
00:52:00,983 --> 00:52:03,734
-My mom's all in.
-Uh, I hope so.
1070
00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:05,152
She's a strong woman.
1071
00:52:05,195 --> 00:52:07,154
I, uh... That's what I love.
1072
00:52:07,281 --> 00:52:10,657
-You hurt her, I'll mess you up.
-Good to know.
1073
00:52:10,743 --> 00:52:13,660
Right foot blue.
1074
00:52:13,704 --> 00:52:16,246
-You're a good sport.
-Yeah, you owe me big time.
1075
00:52:16,332 --> 00:52:19,207
-I bet I can repay you.
-I-I-I like the sound of that.
1076
00:52:19,293 --> 00:52:20,876
[miriam] right foot green.
1077
00:52:21,003 --> 00:52:23,170
That's gonna be hard
for you guys.
1078
00:52:23,213 --> 00:52:25,172
-Ah!
-[miriam] oh, man.
1079
00:52:25,215 --> 00:52:26,923
We're gonna mix up
these couples here.
1080
00:52:26,967 --> 00:52:29,051
You might not leave
with who you came in with.
1081
00:52:29,094 --> 00:52:31,970
[music continues]
1082
00:52:32,056 --> 00:52:33,597
M-maya?
1083
00:52:33,682 --> 00:52:35,849
-Josh!
-[miriam] left foot blue!
1084
00:52:35,934 --> 00:52:39,144
[chuckles]
uh, uh...
1085
00:52:39,188 --> 00:52:41,605
-Are you getting married?
-No-no.
1086
00:52:41,648 --> 00:52:44,691
-Y-you?
-[miriam] left hand yellow!
1087
00:52:44,735 --> 00:52:48,445
My sister. Her fiancé got sick,
I'm-I'm filling up.
1088
00:52:48,489 --> 00:52:50,322
Oh, my god. Well, good for her.
1089
00:52:50,366 --> 00:52:52,491
[indistinct chatter]
1090
00:52:52,534 --> 00:52:55,285
-You look good.
-[miriam] left foot blue!
1091
00:52:55,371 --> 00:52:56,912
-[kate] oh.
-[groans]
1092
00:52:56,997 --> 00:52:59,206
-You do look good.
-Yeah?
1093
00:52:59,249 --> 00:53:00,499
-Ah!
-[diane laughs]
1094
00:53:03,087 --> 00:53:04,378
[keys jingling]
1095
00:53:08,967 --> 00:53:10,967
-[kate] mom?
-Well, well...
1096
00:53:11,053 --> 00:53:14,721
Luck be a lady last night. I
hope you worked up an appetite.
1097
00:53:14,807 --> 00:53:17,432
-What's going on?
-Oh, I just got some groceries.
1098
00:53:17,518 --> 00:53:19,810
-You were running really low.
-Mom.
1099
00:53:19,853 --> 00:53:21,645
Katie, I know
how upset you've been lately
1100
00:53:21,763 --> 00:53:23,271
With all the changes
that have been happening.
1101
00:53:23,315 --> 00:53:25,232
-Why is there a suitcase?
-With bruce and with the wedd...
1102
00:53:25,359 --> 00:53:27,192
-What happened with bruce?
-And everything. Oh, no, no.
1103
00:53:27,319 --> 00:53:30,362
It's all good. The house, sold!
1104
00:53:30,447 --> 00:53:31,738
-Amazing!
-Ah!
1105
00:53:31,824 --> 00:53:34,157
But they've only given us, like,
a week to clear out.
1106
00:53:34,243 --> 00:53:35,575
-A week?
-Completely! Yeah!
1107
00:53:35,661 --> 00:53:36,868
I know, fast, right?
1108
00:53:36,912 --> 00:53:39,037
So I-I put all the big stuff
over at bruce's
1109
00:53:39,081 --> 00:53:41,873
And I just brought my clothing
and my toiletries over here.
1110
00:53:41,917 --> 00:53:43,542
I see that. Why?
1111
00:53:43,627 --> 00:53:46,628
Katie, I think
it would be good for us
1112
00:53:46,672 --> 00:53:50,674
To spend some quality time
together before the wedding.
1113
00:53:50,717 --> 00:53:52,217
Hm? Come here.
1114
00:53:52,302 --> 00:53:54,177
-Just us?
-Just us.
1115
00:53:54,263 --> 00:53:58,849
Yes, no bruce. Just us.
1116
00:54:02,563 --> 00:54:04,020
♪ oh baby ♪
1117
00:54:04,064 --> 00:54:05,480
[diane] katie!
1118
00:54:05,524 --> 00:54:07,399
♪ I see you smile ♪
1119
00:54:07,484 --> 00:54:09,693
[diane] rise and shine!
1120
00:54:12,322 --> 00:54:14,656
♪ my heart goes every time ♪
1121
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:17,784
[diane mumbling]
1122
00:54:21,123 --> 00:54:23,373
[humming]
1123
00:54:24,126 --> 00:54:25,917
♪ I know ♪
1124
00:54:25,961 --> 00:54:28,420
♪ wrapped around your finger ♪
1125
00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:31,089
♪ so many times ♪
1126
00:54:31,175 --> 00:54:34,301
[song continues]
1127
00:54:36,013 --> 00:54:39,222
[vacuum cleaner whirring]
1128
00:54:53,655 --> 00:54:54,654
-Ah!
-Ah!
1129
00:54:54,698 --> 00:54:56,698
[chuckling]
1130
00:54:56,783 --> 00:54:58,658
-Mm.
-Okay.
1131
00:55:08,245 --> 00:55:11,379
[humming]
1132
00:55:11,965 --> 00:55:12,839
Ah, betty.
1133
00:55:12,925 --> 00:55:14,090
[cell phone vibrating]
1134
00:55:14,176 --> 00:55:17,302
[indistinct song on tape]
1135
00:55:21,767 --> 00:55:24,976
-Isn't great-uncle larry dead?
-Oh, maybe.
1136
00:55:25,062 --> 00:55:27,145
Ooh, I should check
with aunt marci.
1137
00:55:27,189 --> 00:55:29,523
If he is, that certainly helps
with the seating.
1138
00:55:29,566 --> 00:55:31,316
[scoffs]
1139
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,611
-How is josh?
-Uh, past ways drunker.
1140
00:55:34,655 --> 00:55:35,737
I dig the accent.
1141
00:55:35,822 --> 00:55:39,407
Hm, just having fun,
like you suggested.
1142
00:55:39,451 --> 00:55:42,536
-So, are we inviting him to--
-no.
1143
00:55:42,579 --> 00:55:45,247
[song continues]
1144
00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:48,375
Okay. Oh, speaking
of aunt marci...
1145
00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:50,460
She wants to get together
tomorrow night.
1146
00:55:50,546 --> 00:55:52,003
Are you tricking me
into playing canasta?
1147
00:55:52,089 --> 00:55:56,383
Oh. You know, maybe she just
wants a nice, quiet family meal.
1148
00:55:57,219 --> 00:55:58,343
[birds chirping]
1149
00:55:58,428 --> 00:56:00,011
[knocking on door]
1150
00:56:00,097 --> 00:56:01,346
[groans]
1151
00:56:10,524 --> 00:56:11,773
[groans]
1152
00:56:13,068 --> 00:56:14,401
[groans]
1153
00:56:17,030 --> 00:56:18,863
Hi.
1154
00:56:18,991 --> 00:56:21,616
Is she ready?
We have our final dance lesson.
1155
00:56:21,702 --> 00:56:23,285
That's unfortunate.
1156
00:56:24,871 --> 00:56:28,248
-Hi.
-[chuckles]
1157
00:56:28,292 --> 00:56:31,167
Those women are evil.
1158
00:56:31,253 --> 00:56:34,379
I guess we'll, uh, just
have to reschedule?
1159
00:56:34,464 --> 00:56:37,173
Stop screaming. God!
1160
00:56:37,217 --> 00:56:39,092
Take kate. It's too late.
1161
00:56:39,177 --> 00:56:40,135
You should reschedule.
1162
00:56:40,178 --> 00:56:43,346
Please leave me.
1163
00:56:46,602 --> 00:56:48,184
I'm not dancing.
1164
00:56:48,228 --> 00:56:50,478
I have a much better idea.
1165
00:56:50,606 --> 00:56:52,606
-Nice panties.
-[chuckles]
1166
00:56:52,691 --> 00:56:54,274
-[bruce] good one.
-Oh, don't make me laugh.
1167
00:56:54,359 --> 00:56:56,568
-[bruce] follow me.
-Oh, don't make me laugh.
1168
00:56:56,653 --> 00:56:58,445
And, and don't look down
the water.
1169
00:56:58,488 --> 00:57:01,114
You pick a point
in the horizon, a-a tree.
1170
00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:04,576
Don't look down,
and you got this. Go ahead.
1171
00:57:04,661 --> 00:57:07,787
-[instrumental music]
-I'm finding my zen.
1172
00:57:08,999 --> 00:57:10,248
Okay, okay.
1173
00:57:12,002 --> 00:57:14,044
Just stand up, just like
you're standing up anywhere.
1174
00:57:14,087 --> 00:57:15,503
But, no, no, no,
you don't look down.
1175
00:57:15,631 --> 00:57:17,464
-Oh, god.
-Yes, you look out, like...
1176
00:57:17,549 --> 00:57:19,674
-Okay.
-You know, just standing up.
1177
00:57:20,761 --> 00:57:23,386
[music continues]
1178
00:57:24,222 --> 00:57:26,806
-Here, here.
-[screams]
1179
00:57:27,643 --> 00:57:28,808
[bruce laughs]
1180
00:57:28,852 --> 00:57:30,685
Come on, you could do
1181
00:57:30,771 --> 00:57:32,187
Better than that, come on.
1182
00:57:32,314 --> 00:57:33,563
You look like
you're enjoying this.
1183
00:57:33,607 --> 00:57:36,066
I am, when you're using
your paddle to get up,
1184
00:57:36,151 --> 00:57:39,194
You know that you got the right
width if you just do that,
1185
00:57:39,279 --> 00:57:40,654
And you can put it on there.
1186
00:57:40,739 --> 00:57:42,489
And then you have
the right balance
1187
00:57:42,574 --> 00:57:44,532
For when you need to stand up.
1188
00:57:44,618 --> 00:57:47,952
Now we can do downward dog.
1189
00:57:49,289 --> 00:57:50,789
-There you go.
-Okay.
1190
00:57:50,832 --> 00:57:52,374
Yeah, look at you!
1191
00:57:52,459 --> 00:57:53,917
-I'm doing it!
-Look at you.
1192
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,168
-It's happening.
-Bend the knees.
1193
00:57:55,253 --> 00:57:56,628
It's happening.
1194
00:57:57,756 --> 00:58:00,131
You're not bringing josh
to the wedding?
1195
00:58:02,386 --> 00:58:05,011
Hey! He seems like
a nice young man.
1196
00:58:05,097 --> 00:58:07,097
Seriously? You, too?
1197
00:58:07,182 --> 00:58:08,682
I'm not suggesting
you marry the guy.
1198
00:58:08,767 --> 00:58:11,726
[scoffs] well, I have known him
a month, so...
1199
00:58:11,770 --> 00:58:13,687
-[kate chuckles]
-hey.
1200
00:58:13,772 --> 00:58:17,065
This may be your first rodeo,
but it's not mine.
1201
00:58:17,109 --> 00:58:20,735
And just for the record,
I was fairly content on my own
1202
00:58:20,770 --> 00:58:23,738
When you handed me
your mother's number.
1203
00:58:23,782 --> 00:58:25,740
What changed your mind?
1204
00:58:28,203 --> 00:58:30,286
Your mother.
1205
00:58:30,330 --> 00:58:32,747
[chuckles]
she's a hell of a woman.
1206
00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:36,292
-[scoffs] yeah.
-Force of nature, that woman.
1207
00:58:36,378 --> 00:58:38,878
-I won't go into details.
-Okay.
1208
00:58:40,632 --> 00:58:42,257
Listen, I've been
all over the world,
1209
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,927
I've had
plenty of cool experiences.
1210
00:58:47,597 --> 00:58:50,557
One day I found myself
sitting next to a teepee
1211
00:58:50,642 --> 00:58:55,145
In the boreal forest, staring
up at the northern lights.
1212
00:58:55,230 --> 00:58:57,814
And for the first time
in my life...
1213
00:58:58,567 --> 00:58:59,774
I felt...
1214
00:59:01,486 --> 00:59:02,652
Peace.
1215
00:59:04,448 --> 00:59:06,322
And I remember thinking,
1216
00:59:06,366 --> 00:59:08,775
The only thing that would make
this more beautiful
1217
00:59:08,827 --> 00:59:13,037
Would be have someone sitting
there right next to me
1218
00:59:13,081 --> 00:59:14,664
To share it with.
1219
00:59:19,171 --> 00:59:22,297
[instrumental music]
1220
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:24,841
-Uh...
-What are you doing?
1221
00:59:24,926 --> 00:59:26,593
I want you to keep it.
1222
00:59:26,678 --> 00:59:30,638
-No.
-No, no. It suits you.
1223
00:59:31,433 --> 00:59:32,474
Please.
1224
00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:35,477
Plus, your mom's got
a lot of stuff.
1225
00:59:35,562 --> 00:59:38,146
I gotta start making room.
1226
00:59:38,231 --> 00:59:39,773
-There you go. Got it?
-Oh, heavy! Yeah.
1227
00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:42,683
Wait, wait, wait. Can't go
anywhere without this.
1228
00:59:42,694 --> 00:59:44,444
Thank you.
1229
00:59:44,529 --> 00:59:45,570
-Okay.
-All right, see you later.
1230
00:59:45,697 --> 00:59:48,656
-Enjoy it. You did great.
-Thanks.
1231
00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:51,826
[instrumental music]
1232
01:00:05,801 --> 01:00:07,675
I love this house.
1233
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,889
-Me, too.
-Hm.
1234
01:00:13,683 --> 01:00:17,185
This is crazy.
1235
01:00:17,229 --> 01:00:20,188
Little. That's what you want.
1236
01:00:20,232 --> 01:00:23,316
-Right?
-Yeah.
1237
01:00:23,401 --> 01:00:27,612
[sniffles]
it's still a little scary.
1238
01:00:29,908 --> 01:00:32,242
Remember that time...
1239
01:00:32,327 --> 01:00:33,743
[chuckles] we thought
1240
01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:35,537
Someone broke into the house
that night,
1241
01:00:35,622 --> 01:00:39,332
And so we ran upstairs
and hid in the linen closet?
1242
01:00:39,459 --> 01:00:43,169
[diane] oh, and armed
with only an iron
1243
01:00:43,255 --> 01:00:45,713
And-and a box of light bulbs.
1244
01:00:45,799 --> 01:00:49,467
-You were so brave.
-I was freaking out.
1245
01:00:49,553 --> 01:00:51,845
But then we couldn't stay
in that closet forever.
1246
01:00:51,930 --> 01:00:53,179
Right? Because you had to pee.
1247
01:00:53,306 --> 01:00:54,514
Oh, and I definitely peed
in a little
1248
01:00:54,558 --> 01:00:56,182
When you ran downstairs
and screamed.
1249
01:00:56,268 --> 01:00:59,602
Well, that was the biggest
raccoon I had ever seen.
1250
01:00:59,688 --> 01:01:02,522
And then it was, it was,
it was staring straight at us,
1251
01:01:02,566 --> 01:01:05,775
Eating right out
of that trash can right there.
1252
01:01:05,819 --> 01:01:08,945
[music continues]
1253
01:01:15,495 --> 01:01:16,828
[sniffles]
1254
01:01:19,165 --> 01:01:20,623
This is great, right?
1255
01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:23,167
-Bruce, you like him?
-Yes.
1256
01:01:24,170 --> 01:01:28,047
Yeah, I... Get
why you fell for him.
1257
01:01:28,133 --> 01:01:32,719
Good, because
before I walk down that aisle,
1258
01:01:32,804 --> 01:01:34,762
I need to know
that you're gonna be okay.
1259
01:01:34,848 --> 01:01:37,932
[chuckles]
yeah, mom.
1260
01:01:37,976 --> 01:01:40,268
-I'll be okay.
-Okay.
1261
01:01:42,564 --> 01:01:43,313
Bye, house.
1262
01:01:43,356 --> 01:01:46,649
[music continues]
1263
01:01:56,536 --> 01:01:59,078
There's a reptile convention
in town next month.
1264
01:01:59,164 --> 01:02:00,830
Should be interesting.
1265
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:03,625
I may not be here.
1266
01:02:04,336 --> 01:02:05,418
♪ na-na-na ♪
1267
01:02:05,462 --> 01:02:07,420
I'm moving to boston.
1268
01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:08,838
Are you serious?
1269
01:02:08,924 --> 01:02:11,758
Well, it's a great city
with amazing opportunities--
1270
01:02:11,801 --> 01:02:13,676
Is this about that guy?
1271
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,511
Okay, I know you're gonna have
something to say,
1272
01:02:15,597 --> 01:02:17,180
So just say it.
1273
01:02:17,265 --> 01:02:19,682
You're gonna give up
your apartment, quit your job...
1274
01:02:19,768 --> 01:02:22,477
It's not like
I'm living my dream life.
1275
01:02:22,562 --> 01:02:23,811
What dream?
1276
01:02:25,857 --> 01:02:28,149
To take a leap of faith,
1277
01:02:28,234 --> 01:02:30,276
To get out of this town...
1278
01:02:31,696 --> 01:02:33,655
See where life takes me.
1279
01:02:34,741 --> 01:02:36,407
Do me a favor.
1280
01:02:36,534 --> 01:02:37,909
Don't insult my dream
1281
01:02:37,994 --> 01:02:41,079
If you don't have the courage
to have one of your own.
1282
01:02:41,164 --> 01:02:43,289
[indistinct song on pa]
1283
01:02:44,668 --> 01:02:48,670
What does one drink
with pancakes? Red or white?
1284
01:02:48,755 --> 01:02:51,130
Ooh, white.
1285
01:02:51,216 --> 01:02:53,549
You know, a guy came in today
1286
01:02:53,593 --> 01:02:56,886
With three contacts
stuck in one eye.
1287
01:02:56,972 --> 01:03:00,306
Took me over an hour
to get them out.
1288
01:03:00,392 --> 01:03:02,350
You have really done
a beautiful job with all this.
1289
01:03:02,435 --> 01:03:05,144
-It's just a hobby.
-It doesn't have to be.
1290
01:03:05,230 --> 01:03:06,854
[wine sloshing]
1291
01:03:08,191 --> 01:03:11,359
Come on, we can,
we can adult a little, right?
1292
01:03:11,444 --> 01:03:13,987
I talk about my day and then,
and you talk about yours--
1293
01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:16,531
Do you really believe everything
you said the night we met?
1294
01:03:16,616 --> 01:03:19,450
-[instrumental music]
-which part exactly?
1295
01:03:19,536 --> 01:03:23,246
Mm, grab a few meals,
share a few laughs,
1296
01:03:23,331 --> 01:03:26,457
Fall in love, get married?
1297
01:03:26,501 --> 01:03:29,460
-It's, it's just pancakes.
-[kate] is it?
1298
01:03:29,504 --> 01:03:31,337
Do you actually care about
my mom's wedding
1299
01:03:31,423 --> 01:03:33,631
Or-or-or what I do with my life?
1300
01:03:34,634 --> 01:03:37,802
-Uh, yeah, I guess I-I do.
-Why?
1301
01:03:41,349 --> 01:03:43,307
Because I like you.
1302
01:03:43,351 --> 01:03:45,351
[birds chirping]
1303
01:03:47,564 --> 01:03:50,189
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
this, this is my fault.
1304
01:03:50,233 --> 01:03:52,025
I, I knocked on your door.
1305
01:03:52,110 --> 01:03:54,861
-I, I sent out some signals.
-Are you serious right now?
1306
01:03:54,904 --> 01:03:58,031
But I told you I don't believe
in any of this. You know?
1307
01:03:58,116 --> 01:04:01,701
-What are you afraid of?
-I'm not afraid, I just...
1308
01:04:01,786 --> 01:04:04,412
I don't have
those rose-colored glasses.
1309
01:04:04,497 --> 01:04:09,167
I know how this story ends, so I
think we should just end it now
1310
01:04:09,252 --> 01:04:11,252
And save us both the trouble.
1311
01:04:15,884 --> 01:04:16,924
Okay.
1312
01:04:22,307 --> 01:04:24,265
[keys jingling]
1313
01:04:27,312 --> 01:04:29,729
Hey. Ha-ha-ha!
1314
01:04:29,898 --> 01:04:32,315
I am so glad that you're here.
1315
01:04:32,358 --> 01:04:36,569
I cannot wait for you
to try these.
1316
01:04:36,613 --> 01:04:38,154
No, thanks.
Have you seen my shoe?
1317
01:04:38,198 --> 01:04:41,616
Uh, no. I wanna put these
on all the tables.
1318
01:04:41,701 --> 01:04:45,620
I mean, who doesn't love
a little chocolate after dinner?
1319
01:04:45,663 --> 01:04:47,413
-[kate] I need my shoe.
-Come over here.
1320
01:04:47,499 --> 01:04:49,373
I want you try.
I wanna know what you think.
1321
01:04:49,459 --> 01:04:51,375
I think we need boundaries.
1322
01:04:51,461 --> 01:04:52,710
I-I-I meant
about the chocolates.
1323
01:04:52,796 --> 01:04:55,171
This isn't normal,
mothers don't just move in...
1324
01:04:55,215 --> 01:04:57,507
-With their adult daughters.
-Well, it's temporary--
1325
01:04:57,592 --> 01:04:59,008
They don't just
rearrange their furniture and...
1326
01:04:59,094 --> 01:05:00,384
-Change their towels.
-Actually...
1327
01:05:00,428 --> 01:05:02,095
I think that's pretty standard.
1328
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:03,930
I'm not joking.
1329
01:05:05,266 --> 01:05:06,599
Oh, um...
1330
01:05:06,768 --> 01:05:10,186
I, I didn't realize
you felt that way.
1331
01:05:10,230 --> 01:05:12,647
Uh, I've just,
I wanted to be close to you.
1332
01:05:12,732 --> 01:05:15,900
Well, it's suffocating,
and I need my space.
1333
01:05:15,944 --> 01:05:17,318
Well, I mean, I needed your help
with the wedding and--
1334
01:05:17,403 --> 01:05:21,072
Have you even thought about
how I feel about all this?
1335
01:05:21,157 --> 01:05:22,615
I always think about
how you feel.
1336
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:26,119
-Huh.
-Well-well, what about me?
1337
01:05:26,162 --> 01:05:29,247
Have you thought about
how I feel? I mean...
1338
01:05:29,332 --> 01:05:31,082
It's not easy, you know,
1339
01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:34,335
I mean, all of this change
1340
01:05:34,379 --> 01:05:37,505
A-and-and moving out
and moving in and the wedding.
1341
01:05:37,590 --> 01:05:39,173
Yeah, but it's all your choice!
1342
01:05:39,217 --> 01:05:41,425
Well, it doesn't mean it's easy.
1343
01:05:43,388 --> 01:05:46,389
You know, when I was little,
I wanted to be just like you.
1344
01:05:46,432 --> 01:05:48,766
[kate] free spirited
and-and independent.
1345
01:05:48,893 --> 01:05:51,269
But I'm starting to realize
that you're just impulsive
1346
01:05:51,312 --> 01:05:54,647
And careless, and just make
decisions without thinking
1347
01:05:54,732 --> 01:05:57,567
About the consequences or who
you might hurt along the way.
1348
01:05:58,987 --> 01:06:02,280
-This whole thing is ridiculous.
-[diane] the wedding?
1349
01:06:02,365 --> 01:06:05,074
Unicorns aren't real, mom.
1350
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:08,494
Just like you said,
the sooner you realize that,
1351
01:06:08,538 --> 01:06:10,204
The better off we'll be.
1352
01:06:11,332 --> 01:06:12,832
I gotta go to work.
1353
01:06:16,754 --> 01:06:17,962
[door opens]
1354
01:06:19,174 --> 01:06:20,339
[door shuts]
1355
01:06:27,682 --> 01:06:28,931
[bruce] coming in?
1356
01:06:35,106 --> 01:06:36,272
[bruce grunts]
1357
01:06:36,316 --> 01:06:39,192
Nice and cold,
the way I like it.
1358
01:06:39,277 --> 01:06:40,985
I know, you like it heated.
1359
01:06:41,029 --> 01:06:43,696
-No, I like it hot.
-[both laughing]
1360
01:06:43,698 --> 01:06:47,825
[bruce] we'll have to sort
that out. Alternate days.
1361
01:06:47,911 --> 01:06:52,663
Heated, cold. Heated, cold. Ah.
1362
01:06:53,082 --> 01:06:54,373
Phew.
1363
01:06:55,543 --> 01:06:57,168
[kate] mom?
1364
01:07:00,381 --> 01:07:03,633
[instrumental music]
1365
01:07:20,318 --> 01:07:21,734
[cell phone chimes]
1366
01:07:30,662 --> 01:07:33,788
[humming]
1367
01:07:40,046 --> 01:07:41,629
[water sloshing]
1368
01:07:46,552 --> 01:07:48,928
-[mumbling]
-[cell phone chimes]
1369
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,358
Hm.
1370
01:08:03,111 --> 01:08:04,819
[upbeat music]
1371
01:08:04,904 --> 01:08:08,197
[indistinct song on stereo]
1372
01:08:09,784 --> 01:08:12,827
[indistinct chatter]
1373
01:08:19,669 --> 01:08:20,918
[song continues]
1374
01:08:28,761 --> 01:08:31,929
[instrumental music]
1375
01:08:59,083 --> 01:09:02,251
[music continues]
1376
01:09:03,629 --> 01:09:04,962
[kate sighs]
1377
01:09:18,311 --> 01:09:21,187
-[keys jingling]
-[grunts]
1378
01:09:31,032 --> 01:09:34,158
[mellow music]
1379
01:09:36,245 --> 01:09:37,661
[chuckles]
1380
01:09:55,098 --> 01:09:56,847
[squeals]
1381
01:09:56,933 --> 01:09:58,432
Whoa!
1382
01:09:58,518 --> 01:10:01,644
Hey, I want you to know
you're gonna be just fine,
1383
01:10:01,687 --> 01:10:02,937
And I am, too.
1384
01:10:03,022 --> 01:10:04,730
It's perfect.
1385
01:10:12,990 --> 01:10:15,950
[birds chirping]
1386
01:10:34,345 --> 01:10:37,680
[laptop keys clacking]
1387
01:10:50,278 --> 01:10:52,069
[breathing heavily]
1388
01:10:52,113 --> 01:10:55,281
[birds chirping]
1389
01:10:56,701 --> 01:10:57,741
[keys jingling]
1390
01:11:07,545 --> 01:11:08,836
Mom?
1391
01:11:27,857 --> 01:11:29,732
[birds chirping]
1392
01:11:29,817 --> 01:11:32,401
[cell phone vibrating]
1393
01:11:32,445 --> 01:11:35,696
[instrumental music]
1394
01:11:37,158 --> 01:11:38,407
Hm.
1395
01:11:40,578 --> 01:11:43,704
[jazz music]
1396
01:12:06,854 --> 01:12:09,897
[music continues]
1397
01:12:21,911 --> 01:12:23,202
Hey.
1398
01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:29,708
-Sorry.
-Uh-huh, oh.
1399
01:12:29,794 --> 01:12:32,795
I just, I'm looking for my mom.
Is she here?
1400
01:12:33,839 --> 01:12:35,881
She left a few hours ago.
1401
01:12:36,926 --> 01:12:38,509
Did you try calling' her?
1402
01:12:38,553 --> 01:12:41,220
Yeah. Her phone's inside.
1403
01:12:41,305 --> 01:12:42,763
[bruce] listen.
1404
01:12:43,391 --> 01:12:44,890
We had a little...
1405
01:12:47,770 --> 01:12:50,729
She may be re-thinking
everything.
1406
01:12:52,608 --> 01:12:55,359
-It's my fault.
-What do you mean?
1407
01:12:56,529 --> 01:12:58,904
I told her it was a mistake.
1408
01:12:58,990 --> 01:13:01,365
You told her it was a mistake?
1409
01:13:03,035 --> 01:13:04,493
[scoffs]
1410
01:13:04,579 --> 01:13:07,329
Well, listen,
she's a grown-ass woman.
1411
01:13:07,832 --> 01:13:09,456
This is on her.
1412
01:13:12,128 --> 01:13:13,877
You really think
it was a mistake?
1413
01:13:16,382 --> 01:13:17,464
No.
1414
01:13:18,759 --> 01:13:20,134
Let's go get her.
1415
01:13:20,219 --> 01:13:22,553
[instrumental music]
1416
01:13:22,597 --> 01:13:24,930
-[grunts]
-[metal rattling]
1417
01:13:26,851 --> 01:13:28,934
-[clanking]
-[grunts]
1418
01:13:28,978 --> 01:13:30,394
[metal rattling]
1419
01:13:30,438 --> 01:13:33,480
[kate] when I was little,
whenever something went wrong,
1420
01:13:33,566 --> 01:13:36,692
We'd go to the batting cages
to blow off steam.
1421
01:13:37,403 --> 01:13:39,778
Uh, do you mind if I...
1422
01:13:39,864 --> 01:13:42,698
Oh, no, no. Please. Yeah.
1423
01:13:48,164 --> 01:13:50,456
I had a feeling
I might find you here.
1424
01:13:50,499 --> 01:13:52,875
-[machine clanking]
-[diane] yup!
1425
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,251
Hm.
1426
01:13:56,714 --> 01:13:58,881
-I'm sorry.
-[machine clanking]
1427
01:13:58,924 --> 01:14:03,385
I, uh, I think this whole thing
kind of caught me off-guard.
1428
01:14:03,429 --> 01:14:05,220
-[machine clanking]
-[grunts]
1429
01:14:05,348 --> 01:14:06,847
[metal rattling]
1430
01:14:07,683 --> 01:14:09,266
I know the feeling.
1431
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:14,730
I didn't mean what I said.
1432
01:14:14,774 --> 01:14:18,942
I just knew exactly what to say
to upset you.
1433
01:14:18,986 --> 01:14:21,862
-What if you're right?
-I'm not.
1434
01:14:23,032 --> 01:14:25,783
I just had to get used
to sharing you.
1435
01:14:27,703 --> 01:14:29,328
I didn't realize
that being with bruce
1436
01:14:29,413 --> 01:14:31,163
Would mean
pulling apart from you.
1437
01:14:31,248 --> 01:14:33,749
No, I'm not going anywhere.
1438
01:14:34,377 --> 01:14:36,627
Besides, it's time.
1439
01:14:36,671 --> 01:14:41,382
I'm a grownup
and bruce is a good one.
1440
01:14:41,467 --> 01:14:43,217
-Too good.
-Not possible.
1441
01:14:43,302 --> 01:14:46,220
-You deserve the best.
-And a terrible cook.
1442
01:14:46,305 --> 01:14:47,971
Hm, you make a mean reservation.
1443
01:14:48,057 --> 01:14:50,307
-I need my space.
-He's got plenty.
1444
01:14:50,434 --> 01:14:52,810
-I'm scared.
-That's 'cause it's real.
1445
01:14:52,895 --> 01:14:55,396
[instrumental music]
1446
01:14:55,481 --> 01:14:56,897
[sighs]
1447
01:15:00,903 --> 01:15:01,902
Katie.
1448
01:15:02,613 --> 01:15:04,613
[diane sighs]
1449
01:15:04,657 --> 01:15:08,242
You know, I never wanted you
to grow out of needing me.
1450
01:15:08,285 --> 01:15:10,327
I don't think I ever will.
1451
01:15:10,830 --> 01:15:11,787
It's mutual.
1452
01:15:11,872 --> 01:15:15,791
Hey, we will always have
each other.
1453
01:15:17,128 --> 01:15:18,085
Mm-hmm.
1454
01:15:18,170 --> 01:15:21,380
I love you more.
1455
01:15:22,967 --> 01:15:24,133
Hey.
1456
01:15:24,218 --> 01:15:26,927
[music continues]
1457
01:15:27,972 --> 01:15:29,263
-Hey.
-[bruce] we good?
1458
01:15:29,306 --> 01:15:31,682
[laughing]
yes.
1459
01:15:31,767 --> 01:15:33,600
We are good.
1460
01:15:33,644 --> 01:15:34,935
Yes!
1461
01:15:35,771 --> 01:15:37,813
We are good.
1462
01:15:37,898 --> 01:15:40,065
-Good.
-I'm coming in.
1463
01:15:40,151 --> 01:15:42,234
[diane laughs]
1464
01:15:43,112 --> 01:15:46,238
[music continues]
1465
01:15:56,041 --> 01:15:59,209
[birds chirping]
1466
01:16:04,341 --> 01:16:06,550
-Kate.
-Hey.
1467
01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,177
[josh] I thought
you were doordash.
1468
01:16:08,262 --> 01:16:10,721
Oh. No cooking tonight?
1469
01:16:11,766 --> 01:16:12,931
[kate] um...
1470
01:16:12,975 --> 01:16:15,392
Oh, I just wanted
to finish the job.
1471
01:16:15,436 --> 01:16:17,978
Um, you can put them
in the canoe.
1472
01:16:18,022 --> 01:16:21,064
-Next to the sempervivum.
-Right.
1473
01:16:21,150 --> 01:16:24,109
-The purple cabbagey...
-The purple cabbagey ones.
1474
01:16:24,153 --> 01:16:26,612
-Right.
-Um...
1475
01:16:27,198 --> 01:16:28,614
[kate sniffles]
1476
01:16:31,702 --> 01:16:33,660
The wedding's tomorrow.
1477
01:16:33,746 --> 01:16:35,454
Right, yeah.
1478
01:16:36,373 --> 01:16:38,415
Wish them congratulations.
1479
01:16:38,501 --> 01:16:39,833
I will.
1480
01:16:41,629 --> 01:16:42,920
I can't be the guy
you spend time with
1481
01:16:42,963 --> 01:16:45,255
Only when you need company,
kate.
1482
01:16:48,636 --> 01:16:49,802
I know.
1483
01:16:50,888 --> 01:16:52,179
I know.
1484
01:16:56,435 --> 01:16:58,143
You know, your parents, they,
1485
01:16:58,187 --> 01:17:00,729
They taught you
how to build a life together.
1486
01:17:03,234 --> 01:17:06,485
My mom taught me
I could do it alone.
1487
01:17:06,529 --> 01:17:09,655
And I'd like
to see it differently.
1488
01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:13,158
I'd-I'd like to fall in love
and get married one day.
1489
01:17:13,202 --> 01:17:14,660
I just...
1490
01:17:15,704 --> 01:17:17,329
I don't know how.
1491
01:17:19,124 --> 01:17:20,290
[kate] sorry.
1492
01:17:28,217 --> 01:17:29,716
[door shuts]
1493
01:17:39,478 --> 01:17:42,771
[instrumental "wedding March"]
1494
01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:12,885
[music continues]
1495
01:18:14,805 --> 01:18:17,681
-Hi.
-[all laughing]
1496
01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:19,600
[instrumental music]
1497
01:18:19,643 --> 01:18:23,812
For those of you who don't
know me, I'm kate york,
1498
01:18:23,898 --> 01:18:25,647
Daughter of the bride.
1499
01:18:28,193 --> 01:18:32,613
I, never in a million years,
thought I would be doing this.
1500
01:18:32,698 --> 01:18:34,781
[chuckling]
1501
01:18:35,951 --> 01:18:39,369
But it is with incredible
1502
01:18:39,455 --> 01:18:43,624
Love, pride and joy
1503
01:18:43,667 --> 01:18:46,376
That I stand here
to wish my mother...
1504
01:18:46,462 --> 01:18:47,210
Oh.
1505
01:18:47,296 --> 01:18:48,837
And her groom...
1506
01:18:50,758 --> 01:18:54,259
A wonderful and adventurous life
together.
1507
01:18:55,971 --> 01:18:59,431
♪ can I love you like this? ♪
1508
01:18:59,433 --> 01:19:02,643
♪ can I dress you? ♪
1509
01:19:02,686 --> 01:19:05,520
♪ can I love you in a safe place? ♪
1510
01:19:05,606 --> 01:19:08,774
[chuckles]
just want them to be perfect.
1511
01:19:08,859 --> 01:19:10,484
They are perfect.
1512
01:19:10,611 --> 01:19:12,152
We just booked
several new weddings.
1513
01:19:12,237 --> 01:19:15,197
-[janie laughs]
-I'm giving them your number.
1514
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:16,657
[chuckles]
1515
01:19:16,784 --> 01:19:17,991
♪ I finally found ♪
1516
01:19:18,035 --> 01:19:19,743
Janie!
1517
01:19:19,787 --> 01:19:21,119
♪ take my hand and ♪
1518
01:19:21,163 --> 01:19:22,287
[kate squeals]
1519
01:19:22,414 --> 01:19:23,580
♪ take my hand ♪
1520
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,457
[kate] oh, my lover!
1521
01:19:25,501 --> 01:19:30,796
♪ will you take my love? ♪
1522
01:19:32,925 --> 01:19:34,508
[man] ladies and gentlemen,
1523
01:19:34,510 --> 01:19:37,552
The bride and groom's
first dance.
1524
01:19:37,638 --> 01:19:40,973
♪ and I ain't gonna waste it ♪
1525
01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:43,225
♪ honey-dripping romance ♪
1526
01:19:43,268 --> 01:19:44,393
[indistinct chatter]
1527
01:19:44,478 --> 01:19:47,354
♪ the hours are fading ♪
1528
01:19:47,398 --> 01:19:51,608
♪ this world keeps coming back to bounce ♪
1529
01:19:51,694 --> 01:19:55,654
♪ so there ain't no use feeling down ♪
1530
01:19:56,865 --> 01:19:59,199
♪ feeling down ♪
1531
01:19:59,994 --> 01:20:02,327
♪ this is our time ♪
1532
01:20:03,706 --> 01:20:06,957
♪ it's a crazy cosmic journey ♪
1533
01:20:07,042 --> 01:20:08,750
[all cheering]
1534
01:20:08,836 --> 01:20:11,336
[man] let's give it up
for mother and daughter.
1535
01:20:11,422 --> 01:20:13,588
-Come on! Come on!
-Come on.
1536
01:20:13,674 --> 01:20:15,048
[diane] come on!
1537
01:20:15,134 --> 01:20:16,258
Oh, come on!
1538
01:20:16,343 --> 01:20:19,761
[blondie singing "one way or another"]
1539
01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:35,777
♪ one way or another I'm gonna find ya ♪
1540
01:20:35,821 --> 01:20:37,738
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya ♪
1541
01:20:37,823 --> 01:20:41,867
♪ one way or another I'm gonna win ya ♪
1542
01:20:41,910 --> 01:20:43,452
♪ I'm gonna get ya get ya ♪
1543
01:20:43,537 --> 01:20:46,413
[diane] come on, girl. Come on.
1544
01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:48,123
Ooh! Oh!
1545
01:20:48,167 --> 01:20:51,710
Okie-doke.
You are done for the day.
1546
01:20:52,629 --> 01:20:54,871
And now...
1547
01:20:54,882 --> 01:20:58,175
[instrumental music]
1548
01:20:59,386 --> 01:21:00,385
Hm.
1549
01:21:05,350 --> 01:21:07,601
You look beautiful.
1550
01:21:07,644 --> 01:21:09,227
I've never had a honeymoon.
1551
01:21:09,271 --> 01:21:10,645
[chuckles]
1552
01:21:11,982 --> 01:21:14,107
I'm really happy for you, mom.
1553
01:21:14,109 --> 01:21:15,358
Thank you.
1554
01:21:16,236 --> 01:21:18,195
Oh, you know, katie,
1555
01:21:18,238 --> 01:21:21,531
My heart has been full
since the moment you were born.
1556
01:21:21,617 --> 01:21:24,618
And I-I-I never thought
that I actually had room
1557
01:21:24,661 --> 01:21:27,120
For anything else.
1558
01:21:27,206 --> 01:21:30,457
But it turns out
that the heart never gets full.
1559
01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:33,418
It just grows and expands
1560
01:21:33,504 --> 01:21:37,172
To make room
for the possibility of love.
1561
01:21:41,595 --> 01:21:42,886
Oh, what is this?
1562
01:21:43,013 --> 01:21:44,805
I'm pretty sure
these are the key
1563
01:21:44,848 --> 01:21:47,808
To a good,
long-lasting relationship.
1564
01:21:47,893 --> 01:21:50,852
Oh. Ah! Batting gloves! Oh.
1565
01:21:50,938 --> 01:21:55,190
"his" and "hers." oh, katie.
1566
01:21:57,361 --> 01:21:59,986
-I love you.
-I love you more.
1567
01:22:00,030 --> 01:22:02,531
-[both chuckling]
-[car honking]
1568
01:22:02,616 --> 01:22:05,534
-Oh.
-I'll take care of the dress.
1569
01:22:05,619 --> 01:22:07,661
Well, it turns out that
it's bigger than I remembered.
1570
01:22:07,746 --> 01:22:11,039
Just try getting it
through a window.
1571
01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:13,083
[instrumental music]
1572
01:22:13,210 --> 01:22:15,877
[cheering]
1573
01:22:18,465 --> 01:22:20,257
Who wants the bouquet?
1574
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:22,050
[cheering]
1575
01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:23,552
Whoo!
1576
01:22:23,595 --> 01:22:26,805
One, two,
1577
01:22:26,932 --> 01:22:28,682
Three!
1578
01:22:28,725 --> 01:22:30,892
[cheering]
1579
01:22:31,895 --> 01:22:35,230
-[diane laughs]
-[all cheering]
1580
01:22:36,316 --> 01:22:37,774
For all the queens!
1581
01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:39,401
-[laughs]
-ah!
1582
01:22:40,445 --> 01:22:41,319
Whoo!
1583
01:22:41,405 --> 01:22:44,698
[music continues]
1584
01:22:47,744 --> 01:22:50,162
[all cheering]
1585
01:22:52,666 --> 01:22:55,750
[instrumental music]
1586
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:10,932
Kate.
1587
01:23:12,144 --> 01:23:14,394
[breathing heavily]
1588
01:23:15,314 --> 01:23:17,439
Are you stalking me?
1589
01:23:17,524 --> 01:23:18,732
Mm.
1590
01:23:20,027 --> 01:23:21,610
Yes. No.
1591
01:23:21,653 --> 01:23:23,778
The, the dress.
1592
01:23:23,864 --> 01:23:26,615
I'm actually stalking the dress.
1593
01:23:26,658 --> 01:23:27,532
[kate chuckles]
1594
01:23:27,576 --> 01:23:29,868
I grew rather attached, you see?
1595
01:23:31,914 --> 01:23:33,663
What are you doing here?
1596
01:23:33,749 --> 01:23:37,751
I've been thinking about those
rose-colored glasses, and, uh...
1597
01:23:37,878 --> 01:23:41,254
[clears throat]
I think I have the solution.
1598
01:23:41,298 --> 01:23:42,881
[kate chuckles]
1599
01:23:43,008 --> 01:23:44,174
Ah!
1600
01:23:46,929 --> 01:23:49,429
-Fancy.
-Well, they're handmade.
1601
01:23:50,807 --> 01:23:51,890
Do you think they'll work?
1602
01:23:51,975 --> 01:23:54,809
In your professional opinion.
1603
01:23:56,104 --> 01:23:57,395
Kate...
1604
01:23:58,857 --> 01:24:00,732
I'm rather confident.
1605
01:24:02,194 --> 01:24:03,693
And you?
1606
01:24:04,863 --> 01:24:08,615
I feel optimistic.
1607
01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:11,785
[instrumental music]
1608
01:24:14,164 --> 01:24:17,624
♪ why are you standing so far? ♪
1609
01:24:17,668 --> 01:24:19,125
[kate chuckles]
1610
01:24:19,169 --> 01:24:20,543
[josh clears throat]
1611
01:24:20,629 --> 01:24:24,005
-Uh-oh.
-May I have this dance?
1612
01:24:24,049 --> 01:24:25,548
♪ over my shoulder ♪
1613
01:24:25,634 --> 01:24:26,633
Is it a yes?
1614
01:24:26,718 --> 01:24:30,011
It's, um, it's a yes!
1615
01:24:30,097 --> 01:24:32,931
♪ tell me that you need me ♪
1616
01:24:33,016 --> 01:24:39,354
♪ for you I'd die in the deepest seas ♪
1617
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:42,816
♪ won't you love me now? ♪ ♪ love me now ♪
1618
01:24:42,901 --> 01:24:45,819
♪ just love me now ♪
1619
01:24:45,862 --> 01:24:48,113
♪ don't hold back baby ♪
1620
01:24:48,156 --> 01:24:51,408
♪ gotta be the one somehow ♪
1621
01:24:51,493 --> 01:24:55,161
♪ won't you love me now? ♪ ♪ love me now ♪
1622
01:24:55,247 --> 01:24:57,956
♪ please love me now ♪
1623
01:24:58,083 --> 01:25:00,375
♪ don't leave me honey ♪
1624
01:25:00,377 --> 01:25:04,212
♪ let's make our rounds ♪
1625
01:25:04,298 --> 01:25:05,588
♪ you can count on ♪
1626
01:25:05,674 --> 01:25:07,257
Let's party!
1627
01:25:07,259 --> 01:25:09,926
[upbeat music]
1628
01:25:14,766 --> 01:25:18,601
♪ yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ hey hey ♪
1629
01:25:18,687 --> 01:25:21,896
[kate] so here we are, jumping in head-first.
1630
01:25:21,940 --> 01:25:26,026
Sure, it's a little scary, but I guess somehow, someway,
1631
01:25:26,069 --> 01:25:30,572
When we least expect it, we all find our unicorns.
1632
01:25:30,657 --> 01:25:32,782
And I know what you're thinking.
1633
01:25:32,868 --> 01:25:35,618
Don't worry, I know how good I have it.
1634
01:25:35,662 --> 01:25:38,330
And I'm gonna do my best not to screw it up.
1635
01:25:38,415 --> 01:25:40,582
♪ all fired up ♪
1636
01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:44,544
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ ready to rock ♪
1637
01:25:44,629 --> 01:25:48,298
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ we're all fired up ♪
1638
01:25:48,383 --> 01:25:52,344
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ let me interrupt ♪
1639
01:25:53,305 --> 01:25:55,221
♪ because we're all fired up ♪
1640
01:25:55,265 --> 01:25:58,391
[music continues]
1641
01:26:08,945 --> 01:26:10,320
♪ wanna hear that bell ring ♪
1642
01:26:10,405 --> 01:26:12,572
♪ time is up we're on the brink ♪
1643
01:26:12,657 --> 01:26:14,282
♪ we all got to stay in sync ♪
1644
01:26:14,368 --> 01:26:16,409
♪ fancy nights we can do our thing ♪
1645
01:26:16,453 --> 01:26:17,994
♪ time is of the essence ♪
1646
01:26:18,121 --> 01:26:19,996
♪ so grace us with your presence ♪
1647
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,956
♪ come on ♪ ♪ we know where we belong ♪
1648
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:25,251
♪ so come on come on ♪
1649
01:26:25,295 --> 01:26:27,379
♪ all fired up ♪
1650
01:26:27,422 --> 01:26:31,341
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ ready to rock ♪
1651
01:26:31,385 --> 01:26:35,220
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ we're all fired up ♪
1652
01:26:35,263 --> 01:26:39,224
♪ hey hey ♪ ♪ let me interrupt ♪
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