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Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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I'll go get us a table.
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Kay-kay.
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Hey, you should go with him.
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Why?
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So you won't be near me.
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Sam, you make such funny jokes.
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I'll go with him.
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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Whoa. What?
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Hi.
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Bots is closed.
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This is a private party
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for a young boy's birthday.
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We know.
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We're invited to the party.
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We babysit for little Otis.
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Yeah, you big bucket o' nuts.
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I may be a machine,
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but I will live forever,
unlike you humans
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who will one day all be dead.
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Enjoy the party!
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Come on, I'm gonna
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go put my present for Otis on the table
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with all the other ones.
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I can't believe
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you didn't get Otis a present.
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I did. See?
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The card says right here,
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"from Uncle George... And Sam."
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Come on.
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Kind of a boring birthday party.
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I'll say.
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Poor Otis.
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Well, wait till Otis sees us.
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He loves us.
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Oh, there's Otis.
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Oh yeah.
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Otis. My man.
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What was that?
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What?
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I gave the kid a big friendly "hey"
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and all I get is... Well, I don't even
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understand this birthday party.
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Why aren't the children
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talking to each other?
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Whoa! Level 44!
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I'm on 44!
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Oh.
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They're playing "Brain Crush."
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Oh, of course.
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Oh yeah.
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What's "Brain Crush"?
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You don't know much, do ya?
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Dice.
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"Brain crush"
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is this new game that
every kid on earth
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is playing.
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Not just kids.
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Well, how come I've never
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heard of "Brain Crush"?
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Probably 'cause they
don't write about it
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in "Elderly magazine."
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Sam.
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You know, I don't
appreciate your comments
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about how elderly
people are not with it.
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I'm with it.
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Hey, you guys know that
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you can use your phone
to take a picture?
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Cheese.
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Cheese.
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I can't defend you anymore.
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Hey, hey, kids! It's me!
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Jug-o!
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Yay, I love jug-o!
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He's juggled for the vice president!
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Okay, kids.
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You see these three wigs on a stick?
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Well, check this out!
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Oh!
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Oh, wow!
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Now watch jug-o go!
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Whoa!
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Oh my stars, look at
those whirling wigs!
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Yeah, but look at the kids.
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They're not even watching.
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Nope, 'cause they're all
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obsessed with "Brain Crush."
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Hey, hey, look at me.
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I'm juggling flaming wigs.
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See me?
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Kids?
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Not one kid is even watching him.
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This is sad.
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Kids.
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Kids! Hey!
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There's a man right there
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juggling for your entertainment.
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He's worked his whole life for this.
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Yeah, give the guy a break.
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He probably still lives
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with his mother in her basement.
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He's probably never dated a woman.
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Jug-o can hear you.
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All those kids care about
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is playing that dumb game.
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It's terrible.
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Oh, here comes the birthday cake.
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That'll get their attention.
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♪ Happy happy happy ♪ Happy Birthday
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♪ happy happy happy ♪ Happy Birthday
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♪ everybody wants to wish you
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♪ a Happy Birthday look, kids.
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Cake!
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Who wants cake?
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They don't even want cake.
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Oh, come on.
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Nobody wants cake?
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Let me help you out here.
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♪ I'm never that far
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♪ no matter where you are ♪ believe it
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♪ we can make it come true
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♪ we'll do it our way
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♪ no matter what they
say ♪ 'cause no one's
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♪ gonna do it for you ♪ yeah
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♪ but I-I-I-I-I ♪ I'll never say never
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♪ as long as ♪ we keep it together
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♪ if you're living a dream
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♪ and you know what it means
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♪ then you can't let them
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♪ change your mind
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♪ it's the life that we choose
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♪ and we still break the rules
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♪ but it's all gonna be ♪ just fine
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♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be ♪ just fine
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♪ you and me ♪ we're gonna be just fine
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hey. Hey, Cat?
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Yeah?
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I'm trying to get a nail
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into this door frame here.
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Would you grab me a hammer
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out of that toolbox?
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Hammer.
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Hammer.
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No hammer in here.
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Well, how am I supposed
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to pound a nail into the...
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Sam!
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What?
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Don't use your head.
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Use this.
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I just asked you if
we had one of those.
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You asked if we had a hammer.
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Well, what do you call that?
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A nail banger.
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Wait. What's wrong with our
door?
- Well, I got home
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and I couldn't find my key
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so I kicked the door in.
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What's that black coat for?
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Oh, it's a part of my costume
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for my play tomorrow night.
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What play?
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I told you.
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My one-girl show, "Baberaham Lincoln."
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Baberaham?
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- "Baberaham Lincoln."
- Baberaham? - Yeah.
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Yeah.
All about the life
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of Abraham Lincoln were he a lady.
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Wow, that sounds so great.
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I'm not going.
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If you come to my play tomorrow night
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I'll pop that thing on your back.
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Okay.
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Yay!
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And gross.
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All right, I'll see
you in a little bit.
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Where you going?
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To Elderly Acres so Nona can help me
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finish my costume and do my laundry.
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Won't take much soap to wash this.
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Put it back.
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Hey, if I put my laundry
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in a bag and come with you,
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will Nona do mine, too?
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Yeah.
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Even my stinkables?
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We don't use that word.
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Stankables?
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What is all that?
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My dirty clothes.
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When was the last time you did laundry?
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When did I move in here?
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Ah geez.
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Look, instead of judging me,
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why don't you come over here
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and pick up a bag?
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What's wrong with Dice?
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I don't know.
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Hey man, what's up? Oh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's great, thanks.
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What are you doing?
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No, I'm not hungry.
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Hey, give it!
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"Brain crush"?
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Oh my God.
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Give me my phone.
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I'm almost on level 21!
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When did you start
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playing this stupid game?
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Last night.
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You look like you haven't slept.
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Why would I sleep
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when I can play "Brain Crush"?
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Give me my phone!
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Yes!
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, come on,
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crush the brains. Crush 'em. Ha!
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Ten more.
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Give me more brains to crush.
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He's moist.
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Why are you all wet?
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I think I might've
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walked through a car wash.
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This game's really fun.
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You guys should try it.
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I'll try it.
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No!
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Listen.
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People get addicted to that game
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and it could happen to you.
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Then what?
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And then your grades at school
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start to go downhill
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and then you forget to bathe
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and you lose all your friends
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and then you can't even
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feel anything anymore.
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See this?
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See?
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This game makes you dead in the head.
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Poor Dice.
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Yeah.
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Now, let's go to Elderly Acres
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so Nona can do my laundry.
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Wait, don't you have
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to finish fixing the door first?
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Oh yeah.
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It'll just take a sec.
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Oh, hey, your phone's about to die.
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What? My battery!
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Give me your charger!
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It won't work.
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Why not?
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'Cause I have a slightly
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older phone so my charger
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won't work with your phone.
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Doh! Why do they do that?
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To make us buy more cords.
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I got to go. Bye!
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No, no, no!
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Oh, Sam! Your fingers!
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Uh-huh.
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They're smushed in the door!
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Yes, that's right.
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Do you want me to... Open the door?
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Yes I do.
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Kay-kay.
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Hurry.
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But this cart is so heavy.
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I don't see why you can't walk.
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Look at my hands.
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My fingers are crushed
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and these bandages you put me in
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are the size of cabbages.
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Just help me out of
this thing, would you?
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All right.
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Take my, that's... You're not...
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You're not helping me.
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Oh God, oh God.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Now, let's find Nona.
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Oh my... so many brains to crush.
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00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,985
"Brain crush."
287
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,186
We have to help Nona!
288
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,222
It's too late for Nona!
289
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:59,924
Well, we've got to to try.
290
00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:01,926
Nona, put that game down!
291
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,396
And do my laundry!
292
00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:05,897
So many brains to crush.
293
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:06,831
So many brains.
294
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,033
She's lost her mind.
295
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:12,737
Well, we got to snap her out of it.
296
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,305
This is a really fun game.
297
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,573
You guys should try it.
298
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,474
No!
299
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,976
We need you to play a better game.
300
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,944
It's called "doing our laundry."
301
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:21,513
I just hit level nine!
302
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,250
Level nine.
303
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,053
Oh my God.
304
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:28,853
We gotta get outta here.
305
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,355
Nona, I need you to help me finish
306
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,356
my Baberaham Lincoln costume.
307
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,090
Please, Nona.
308
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,092
Please help me finish
my Baberaham costume.
309
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:34,993
What's happening?
310
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,361
What's happening?
311
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,029
What are all these people doing?
312
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,564
What's happening?
313
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,765
Close the doors!
314
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,233
Close the doors!
315
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:42,867
Lock them!
316
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:43,535
How?
317
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,403
I don't know! Oh gosh!
318
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,138
Ow!
319
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,843
They've gone insane.
320
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,611
What do we do?
321
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,213
Oh good, a cop!
322
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,014
Sir!
323
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,449
Officer, we need you to do something!
324
00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:58,950
My Nona and all these elderlies
325
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,652
are obsessed with this game
326
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:01,953
called "Brain Crush."
327
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:02,721
Have you heard about it?
328
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,690
Yes.
329
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,125
It's a really fun game.
330
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,993
You guys should try it.
331
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,595
Wait!
332
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:11,129
What?
333
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:11,896
Get his utility belt!
334
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:12,464
Why?
335
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:13,298
It's got cool stuff on it.
336
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,065
Just do it!
337
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,640
Ah!
338
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,075
Cat!
339
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,444
Come change the channel on the TV!
340
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,545
I can't.
341
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,881
I'm putting on my costume!
342
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,384
Hey!
343
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,086
Hey!
344
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,588
Ah! Will one of you brain-dead zombies
345
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,722
get off your bat futts
346
00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:40,492
and come change the channel?
347
00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:41,259
Crush the brains.
348
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,560
"Brain crush."
349
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,261
Purple brains.
350
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,529
Want more.
351
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,972
No. I wanted to change the channel,
352
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:58,076
not switch from hdmi
to composite video.
353
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,791
Look. I'm president Lincoln.
354
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:16,661
Had he been a lady.
355
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,062
What do you think?
356
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,264
You really want to know?
357
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,733
No.
358
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:22,600
Nona.
359
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,334
Dice.
360
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,770
Let's go.
361
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,005
Hey, look at my costume.
362
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:33,478
I'm Baberaham... Hey!
363
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,280
How do I get them to leave?
364
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,615
Grab their games and
run away screaming.
365
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,984
Kay-kay.
366
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,020
Hey! Hey, Cat!
367
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,789
Hey, gimme my phone!
368
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,523
Hey!
369
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,324
Gimme my phone!
370
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,025
Give it back!
371
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:47,992
Give it back, I say!
372
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,128
Give it back!
373
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:56,100
I hate everybody.
374
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,635
That's right.
375
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,071
I used to live in a log cabin.
376
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,840
But since I'm a lady,
377
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,476
I painted me log cabin
pink and called it
378
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,751
"Baberaham's cabin of pink logs."
379
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:14,619
Hey.
380
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,186
Hey.
381
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,188
Why were you in the
bathroom for so long?
382
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,190
'Cause both my hands are bandaged.
383
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,358
So?
384
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,434
There was a monkey in the bathroom?
385
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,169
Yes, Cat.
386
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,339
I was delayed by a
monkey in the bathroom.
387
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,608
I hate it when that happens.
388
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,380
What's all that racket?
389
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,283
There's a karate studio
next door for kids.
390
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,251
A karate studio?
391
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:46,718
Yeah.
392
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,853
They call it a "doojoo."
393
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,288
Dojo.
394
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,522
No, my friend says
395
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:53,024
they're called "doojoos."
396
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,892
What friend?
397
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,126
Jojo. You met him.
398
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,461
Oh yeah, the deejay.
399
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,061
Yeah.
400
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,563
And you're sure that
deejay jojo said that
401
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,798
dojos are called "doojoos?"
402
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,468
Cat?
403
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,769
Oh, hi!
404
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:05,770
Everyone's in their seats.
405
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,571
You can start your show
406
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,605
whenever you're ready.
407
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,073
All right.
408
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:09,707
How's the audience?
409
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:10,508
Are they excited?
410
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:14,913
Why don't you just leave me alone?
411
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:15,980
All right, kid.
412
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,081
You ready to go out there and put on
413
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,116
your dumb little play?
414
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,652
Yup.
415
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,220
Oh, Sam.
416
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:22,954
What?
417
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,824
Your pants. The zipper.
418
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,193
How am I gonna work a zipper?
419
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:35,166
Ask the bathroom monkey.
420
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:49,414
Well, tiddle me winks.
421
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,083
I am Baberaham Lincoln.
422
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,284
Me goodness, it certainly
423
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,519
is a lovely evening
424
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:58,056
here tonight in the 1800s.
425
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,924
Why is she doing a British accent?
426
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,926
No idea.
427
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,462
I live in this fine town
428
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,765
called Springfield.
429
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,000
And, yes, I lived here
430
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:15,573
long before the Simpsons did.
431
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,143
Ha, ha.
432
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,513
So, I built this here cabin
433
00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,816
out of logs me self.
434
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:32,357
And I painted them pink, I did.
435
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:40,064
And every night I would read
436
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,901
me self a book by the fireplace.
437
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,170
Oh gosh!
438
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,772
Too much. Too much.
439
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,476
You guys are missing a
heck of a show here.
440
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:55,046
So, one day I will be
441
00:16:55,048 --> 00:17:00,218
president of this fine land.
442
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,821
Hello, I'm acting up here!
443
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,589
Get to the point
444
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,623
where you get shot in the head.
445
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,792
They'll like that.
446
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,894
But nobody's even paying attention.
447
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:10,762
Excuse me?
448
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:11,729
What?
449
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,664
We're playing "Brain Crush."
450
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,932
So?
451
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,501
Could you shut up?
452
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:25,877
All right.
453
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,211
Are you guys happy now?
454
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:31,482
You made Baberaham Lincoln cry.
455
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,016
That's it!
456
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,352
Gimme your, hand me your phone.
457
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:34,952
Stop it.
458
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,522
This is not the time
to play "Brain Crush."
459
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:44,062
Gimme the... Stupid bandages!
460
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:48,132
There will be a short intermission!
461
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,669
I'm so sorry, Abe.
462
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,337
I tried.
463
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:57,241
I tried my best, but I failed.
464
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,644
I guess... I guess theaters
465
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:04,048
are just bad luck for us.
466
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,051
Hey, you okay?
467
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,487
No.
468
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,490
I worked really hard on this play.
469
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,525
And all those stupid people
470
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:18,429
care about is playing
stupid "Brain Crush!"
471
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,597
You're still gonna pop
472
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,101
that thing on my back, right?
473
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,302
I'm going home!
474
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,603
No you're not!
475
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,504
You're gonna go back out there
476
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:29,073
and finish your terrible play.
477
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,541
Make them pay attention!
478
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,375
How?
479
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,777
I mean, normally I'd
march right out there
480
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,511
and force those jerks
481
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,579
to quit playing their games,
482
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,746
but Dice crushed my hands
483
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:41,319
so I can't exactly...
484
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,553
Wait here.
485
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,888
Fix your makeup.
486
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:45,456
What? Why?
487
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:51,863
What are you gonna do?
488
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,898
Oh, Abe.
489
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,109
Why such a tall hat?
490
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,877
All right, people.
491
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,311
This is your last chance.
492
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,880
Are you gonna put your games away
493
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,582
and watch Cat's play or not?
494
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:12,650
Level 56!
495
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,954
Okay.
496
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:17,822
Kodomo tachi!
497
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,190
Koko eh koi!
498
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:27,965
Sah, sukuleen wo bukkowase!
499
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:34,939
Come on. Come on!
500
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,919
Get hers! Get hers!
501
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,520
Yes!
502
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,195
Kodomo tachi!
503
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,496
Take his!
504
00:19:58,498 --> 00:19:59,997
Yeah, what she said!
505
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:05,069
Get 'em!
506
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,279
Oh... yes!
507
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,389
You used the kids from the doojoo.
- Yup.
508
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,857
Now, I want you to
pull yourself together
509
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,326
and finish doing the worst play
510
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,594
that anyone's ever seen.
511
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:33,197
I'll do it!
512
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,834
Pay attention!
513
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,411
Well, tiddle me winks.
514
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,914
Sam, I can't get my beard off.
515
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:50,915
Why can't you?
516
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,084
'Cause I used grizzly glue.
517
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,318
What?
518
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,653
Grizzly glue is permanent!
519
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,121
Ya dip!
520
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,456
Oh, fiddle pie.
521
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,191
Come here, baby.
522
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:01,726
Nona, what are you gonna... w'cha!
523
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,794
Ow!
524
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:07,765
Smothers brothers!
525
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,268
That hurt!
526
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,435
I can't believe I got
527
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,070
so addicted to "Brain Crush."
528
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,172
Me either, but holy moth balls
529
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,141
did I love it!
530
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,476
Everybody loves it.
531
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,777
Yeah, until people get bored with it,
532
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,147
then get obsessed with
the next dumb game.
533
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,783
I feel so sad for the world.
534
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,517
Why?
535
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,319
'Cause it's so awful
536
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,121
how people spend so much time
537
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:33,524
staring at screens, playing dumb games,
538
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,459
tweeting, texting.
539
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,027
It's true.
540
00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:36,794
It's terrible.
541
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,228
Yeah.
542
00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:37,828
People have gotten so
543
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,430
obsessed with their electronics,
544
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:39,997
they've forgotten
545
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,699
to appreciate the real world
546
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,068
that's all around them.
547
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:44,769
Totally.
548
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,406
That's true.
549
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,309
So, what do you guys wanna do?
550
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,310
Watch TV?
551
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,077
Yes!
552
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,246
Yay, boy.
553
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,213
Don't rush it
554
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,815
'cause you gotta flush it.
555
00:21:58,518 --> 00:21:59,950
It's time for another episode
556
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,486
of "toilet wars."
557
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,863
Is that my toothbrush?
>> Would I own a pink toothbrush
558
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,365
that does this?
559
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,567
♪ Teeth, teeth, teeth ♪ I'm brushing
560
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,602
♪ all my teeth, teeth, teeth
561
00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:19,470
♪ you gotta always brush
562
00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:21,205
♪ your teeth, teeth, teeth
563
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:25,109
♪ to keep 'em clean all day
564
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,411
♪ teeth, teeth, teeth ♪ you know I love
565
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:29,246
♪ my teeth, teeth, teeth
566
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:30,081
♪ 'cause without 'em
567
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:31,916
♪ I can't eat, eat, eat
568
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:35,820
♪ so I brush 'em every way
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