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For organizing this
special program every year,
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we would like to welcome
the Shaandaliya family from Ladiya,
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with a huge round of applause.
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And a special thanks
to Zed Black Incense Sticks,
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for having built this 50 ft. tall
idol of Mother Goddess.
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The windows of my car are down…
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Never seen a Sikh tiger before.
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Oh, please!
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All Sikhs are tigers.
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Nonsense!
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And with a huge round of applause,
please welcome…
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a true devotee of Mother Goddess,
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and an amazing performer.
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My very own…
My personal son.
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Mr. Karam Kumar from Mathura.
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Please give him a big round of applause.
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When you hear the rhythm
Start to move
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Get on your feet and dance
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Raise your arms and swing them
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Get on your feet and dance
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Raise your arms and swing them
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Get all your wishes fulfilled today
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Just remember one thing
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Heart's full of mischief
But the body is restless
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Blessed by Her benevolence
Your time is now
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Even the moonlight's on you
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Dance like Michael
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Tonight the streets
Are our dance floor
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Dance!
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Come on, dance!
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Dance!
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Just dance, dance, dance!
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Let's go!
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Glory to Mother Goddess!
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Glory to Mother Goddess!
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She's made all your wishes come true
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Your actions were always rewarded
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She's made all your wishes come true
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Your actions were always rewarded
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She will bless you with more
My advice is, keep sharing
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Raise your hands, sway that waist
Do a few local steps
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You've been blessed once more
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Be like Govinda
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Tonight the streets are our dance floor
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Dance!
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Come on, dance!
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Dance!
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Just dance, dance, dance!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Let's go!
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Glory to Mother Goddess!
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Hail Mother Goddess!
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Glory to Mother Goddess!
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Glory to…
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I came especially on your request
for this program,
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yet you showed up late.
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You missed my entry.
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Listen…
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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I have four children,
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but I am still searching for true love.
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What are you doing, auntie?
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It didn't take me a minute
to understand your hints.
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Mother Goddess has answered my prayers.
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-Let's run away.
-Please, I wasn't hinting at you.
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Then who?
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My girlfriend.
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You cheat!
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Excuse me, dear.
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What was all that about?
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I don't know.
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Who was she?
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I signaled you but she showed up instead.
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Whatever! Listen.
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-It's been over a year since we met.
-I know.
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Will you talk to my father
about our marriage or not?
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Sure, I will.
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It's not like he's dying.
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-What?
-I mean he isn't going anywhere.
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Come here.
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Someone might see us.
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-Come on.
-What are you doing, Karam?
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How did the program suddenly stop?
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Radhe…
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Without you, Krishna's love is incomplete
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Radhe…
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Hello.
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Wait a second.
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Are you still sleeping?
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And I couldn't sleep all night.
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Were you missing me that desperately?
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On the contrary, my Dad was missing you.
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I told Dad everything.
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When we met,
when we fell in love, et cetera.
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What do you mean by et cetera?
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Don't get on my nerves!
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Dad will be arriving at your place soon…
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to talk about marriage.
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To talk about marriage?
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To talk about marriage?
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Yes. That's what he said.
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I don't know all the details.
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Now get up and get some snacks.
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Isn't he one of those strict
orthodox fathers?
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Shut up. And listen.
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Make sure you serve him dry fruits
and fruits.
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Please don't serve him peanuts.
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And yes, make sure
the cups you serve tea in are the same.
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Not different ones.
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The peanuts look stale.
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I guess the place hasn't
been maintained for a long time.
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The manor seems pretty old.
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Yes, yes.
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This place belongs to my ancestors.
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My son Karam told me several times,
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that we should move to a bigger place.
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But I said no.
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-Why?
-Because we don't have one.
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Oh!
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We'll make him pay today.
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-He's always making excuses.
-Jagjeet…
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-Radhe-Radhe.
-Radhe-Radhe.
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My money…
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-Later. Later.
-When?
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We are in no hurry.
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We want money, we aren't here to give any.
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You won't get a penny.
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Pay your old dues first.
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I don't want to embarrass you
in front of our guests. Try to understand.
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Come on, go out.
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At Pari's behest,
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I came to see your home.
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You don't have a job,
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nor do you own any property.
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And your bank balance is non-existent.
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How could you imagine…
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that you can have daddy's little girl?
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Does love mean nothing to you, uncle?
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It doesn't.
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Think before you speak.
This is not a rapid fire.
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I see.
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I should think before I speak.
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No!
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Why are the cups different?
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It's a cup exhibition, son.
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-Listen, mister.
-Get up. Get up.
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-What is all this? Police?
-Get up! Come on!
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-What is going on here? Come on.
-Dad, who… who are they?
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-You can't barge in like this.
-Having a feast, are you?!
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NOTICE
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The 40,00,000 rupees you borrowed from
the bank, using this house as leverage,
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clear those dues first
only then can you enter.
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A scam of 40,00,000 rupees…
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You see, mister, the thing is…
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The money we borrowed
using this house as leverage,
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was used to help
the needy during the pandemic.
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Really?
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What about the 1,00,000 rupees
you borrowed from me?
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-Did you give that too?
-Yes.
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They even borrowed our tea cups.
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Good God!
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Have you spoken about dowry?
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Don't mention dowry to me.
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I will hand you over to the police.
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They said that the money received
in dowry will be used…
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to pay off our loans.
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Ask them. Isn't that what you said?
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An alliance? With them?
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With these homeless people!
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Uncle, the pandemic hit us hard.
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Before that,
we didn't have monetary issues.
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Look, those programs you
do are a service to Mother Goddess.
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I bow to that.
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But is it a job?
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You call this a job?
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-Do you think it's easy?
-Yes…
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From Mohammed Rafi to Mohammed Aziz.
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From Jagjit Singh to Arijit Singh.
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No one dared to do these programs.
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Even internationally,
Justin Bieber, Shakira, and BTS
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aren't talented enough
to do these special programs.
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It's easy to sing a few songs
for a few million.
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But singing all night, dancing
with the neighborhood females,
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with the entire band for only a
handful amount isn't easy, Mr. Srivastav.
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Not to mention
our slippers get stolen.
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Only a handful of us are blessed by
Mother Goddess to do these programs.
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Please… I don't want
such a blessed son-in-law.
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Let's go.
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True love! What I have
for your daughter is true love!
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Look! A decent job,
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twenty to thirty lakh rupees in the bank,
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and a place of your own.
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If you can achieve all this,
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then prove yourself in six months.
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Then we'll talk. Let's go.
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Is this Roadies?
You're giving me tasks?
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I can't find a job
in six months, Mr. Srivastav.
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You can even find God
if you look properly.
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Then we'll find God instead.
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Please, let it be.
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Judging by your age,
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God must be looking for you now.
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Come on.
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I knew from the stale peanuts
that these people are…
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-Get lost.
-We're like a family, uncle.
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-Karam. You guys!
-What do you mean?
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He's here.
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What happened?
Did someone seal your house again?
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Not at all, son.
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We were passing by
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and thought of staying here
for a couple of weeks.
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So that you'll earn some
goodwill and blessings.
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-Radhe-Radhe.
-A couple of weeks?
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I understand. Come in.
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Don't you dare bring them inside!
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You don't know how lucky they are.
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A new hotel has opened up in Agra.
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And I've been appointed as the
manager of their lounge and bar.
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Then take them to that bar!
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If they come inside, they
will have to do it over my dead body.
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I hope I have made myself clear!
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-Dad, I…
-I won't let them inside.
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I won't listen. Not this time.
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-I won't let them go in!
-They already did.
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Son, that's how terrifying your father is.
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Please! They went inside.
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Missed it.
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I can't get hold of the queen.
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Be it in real life or carrom.
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Not to mention the
25,00,000 rupees I need.
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Don't worry. I am here for you. See.
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Like you're the son of some Sheikh.
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Son of a Sheikh?
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You never told me there are Sheikhs
in Sikhs, as well.
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It was a joke.
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Oh… that was a joke.
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You should mention that beforehand
so that we'll know when to laugh.
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Shut up.
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Pari. What brings you here?
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Dad said you need to have
25,00,000 rupees in your account.
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Here you go!
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Who smudged this painting?
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It's called an abstract art.
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Look.
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These mangoes have little heads.
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Are these Dasheri mangoes?
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Don't eat them.
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Baby, I did not know
you could paint too.
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Baby, you know this.
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Other than writing, dancing,
and singing, I love to paint.
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Just as popular painters
like M. F. Husain sir.
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Each horse he paints sells
for around 30,00,000 rupees.
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So I painted four horses.
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We can sell them for
at least 15,00,000 lakh rupees.
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Oh, really?
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But you can buy a living-breathing
horse for less than 7,00,000.
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With sound effects and everything.
265
00:12:05,580 --> 00:12:07,200
-Nonsense.
-What is he saying?
266
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:08,580
Don't pay attention to him.
267
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,620
Baby, I appreciate your talent.
268
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:15,000
You don't have to sell your horses.
269
00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,950
I will find a job.
270
00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:21,160
Four hundred for a beer.
271
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:26,530
Is this beer made from grapes,
oranges, or mahua?
272
00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:28,530
-It's free. Gulp it down.
-Right!
273
00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:29,830
Cheers, guys.
274
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:31,210
Repeat it.
275
00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,420
What is that?
276
00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:34,530
They are throwing money.
277
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,160
This is nothing.
278
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:41,030
People throw away their gold chains,
rings, scooters… everything.
279
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:44,200
They have no shortage of money,
only of love.
280
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:45,880
Of fondness.
281
00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:48,120
Some don't have a wife,
some don't have a girlfriend.
282
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,830
And some have both.
283
00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:52,280
And some old men only come to watch.
284
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:57,030
See… no energy, but full of lust.
285
00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:01,250
Money…
286
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,660
I won't become a bar dancer.
287
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,090
Not again.
288
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:12,830
Twice, he prayed at Vaishno Devi
and Govardhan to have a daughter.
289
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,200
But he had me instead.
290
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,030
Now turn me into a girl.
291
00:13:16,330 --> 00:13:19,620
I am not turning you into a girl
for my personal needs.
292
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,130
It's only going to make your life better.
293
00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,490
Watch it.
294
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,990
Okay…
295
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:27,080
Three thousand rupees per night
and the tip is extra.
296
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,540
You'll make at least
10,000 rupees a day.
297
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,700
And if the customers
like your moves…
298
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:33,700
which they will!
299
00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:38,620
Then you can make around 25,000 per night.
300
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,330
And this won't be
the first time you do it.
301
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:43,700
You've been dressing up as Sita, Radha,
302
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,750
Draupadi, or Paro since childhood.
303
00:13:45,830 --> 00:13:47,910
I was in a theater group.
304
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,370
That was my hobby.
305
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:55,880
Only the lucky ones can turn
their hobby into their profession.
306
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:57,660
Is this why you educated me?
307
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:02,780
I wasn't aware
of the salary package at bars.
308
00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:06,620
Otherwise, I wouldn't have
spent a dime on your education.
309
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,990
What kind of a father is he?
310
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,910
I should have strangled him
as soon as I was born.
311
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,030
I am not dressing up as a girl for anyone.
312
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,450
Daughter. Daughter.
313
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:18,780
Karam.
314
00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:19,780
My son.
315
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,000
Here. Talk.
316
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,910
-Who is it?
-Credit card people.
317
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,740
We haven't paid their bills
for the past few months.
318
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:29,870
He's called a dozen times, son.
Please talk to him.
319
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,200
Hello. Hello.
320
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,090
This is Tiger Pandey
speaking from Lena Dena Bank.
321
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,410
I called you a dozen times.
Why don't you answer?
322
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:40,700
Tell me. Now.
323
00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:43,490
Hello.
324
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,870
I am 36-24-36.
325
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,530
Fair complexion,
326
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,030
height 5 ft. 9 in.
327
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,170
Curvaceous body, semi-attractive.
328
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:54,740
I am his 24-year-old young wife.
329
00:14:55,410 --> 00:15:00,330
Madam, your voice
and figure are awesome.
330
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,090
But… why are you telling me this?
331
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,410
Because the nation wants to know,
332
00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:09,790
even after having so many features,
how can anyone leave his wife?
333
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,910
What?
Where did your husband go?
334
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,590
I don't know.
He hasn't come home for a week.
335
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,950
I wish I was a widow.
336
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,080
I would at least know where my husband is.
337
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:23,580
Look… your husband hasn't paid his
credit card bill for three months.
338
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,330
He hasn't paid attention
to me for a week,
339
00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:26,280
and you are worried about your bill.
340
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,160
I don't understand,
who will pay attention to me?
341
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,370
If you don't mind,
you can have all my attention.
342
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,370
Even the neighbors can do that,
343
00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:34,950
but who will pay the bill?
344
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,170
Don't worry about that.
345
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,580
I will get it adjusted.
346
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:42,130
Are you serious?
347
00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:44,660
By the way, what's your name?
348
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,580
Tiger.
349
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:46,780
Tiger Pandey.
350
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,200
Tiger Pandey.
351
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,280
The name itself gives a peek
into your personality.
352
00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,700
Long hair.
353
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:56,380
Tall, dark, handsome, wholesome.
354
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,870
I am something like that.
355
00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,950
By the way, if you ever need me…
356
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,780
be it during the day,
357
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,370
then do call.
358
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,370
I am just a phone call away.
359
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,790
Hello. Hello?
360
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,370
Bravo, Son. Bravo.
361
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:13,910
Son.
362
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,580
With your voice,
363
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,660
you can even have
Sri Lanka's loans waived off.
364
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:24,620
I tried many places
but I couldn't get a job.
365
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,370
I'll ask Dad
to join us in a few days.
366
00:16:28,870 --> 00:16:29,910
Wait here. I will go get Pari.
367
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,870
Come soon.
368
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,700
You are not ready yet?
369
00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,580
Sometimes the train is on time.
Let's go.
370
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:44,490
Karam.
371
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,530
Sell this.
372
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:48,040
Not the paintings!
373
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,460
Don't yap about the paintings again.
374
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:51,040
Selling these
won't solve our problem.
375
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,450
I know we are facing financial troubles,
376
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,710
but I will think of something.
On my own.
377
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,250
Karam, these are not paintings,
it's jewelry.
378
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,780
It was the only thing you hadn't done,
you started that too?
379
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:05,240
Look, Srivastav's don't
make good goldsmiths.
380
00:17:05,330 --> 00:17:06,580
-Let's go.
-Karam.
381
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:09,380
What?
382
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,040
My mom's jewelry is inside this.
383
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,660
My mom always said,
384
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,580
"Marry a nice guy,
and wear this jewelry. "
385
00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:29,700
But I know…
if my mother was still around,
386
00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:32,330
between the jewelry and a nice guy,
387
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,490
she would have chosen the nice guy.
388
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,790
You can sell these
and fulfill my father's conditions.
389
00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,280
We won't elope.
390
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,450
You would sell your mom's
jewelry for our relationship?
391
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:52,330
We middle-class
boys are a class apart.
392
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,250
We always give our best
393
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,750
and think on our feet.
394
00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:57,740
I'll give it all I have,
395
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,830
to fulfill your father's conditions.
396
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,280
I know you want it
397
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,080
I like it like that
398
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,330
I know you want it
399
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,030
Hi.
400
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,740
Waiter…
401
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:10,780
Excuse me.
402
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,830
How can I help you?
403
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,080
Stop boasting your English.
404
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:19,830
Call your boss.
405
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,160
Rascal, it's you.
406
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,740
I couldn't recognize you.
407
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,620
You would have
if you had looked at my face.
408
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,530
But you said you won't
dress up as a girl.
409
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:29,580
You were adamant.
What changed?
410
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,490
A helpless man has no options.
411
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:35,280
Never have I haggled with the vendor,
for size instead of rates.
412
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,370
It paid off.
413
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,040
Call your boss.
414
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,410
He'll be here soon.
415
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:44,120
There he is. That's the owner.
416
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:49,240
Him?
417
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,660
Fragile Pappi Lahiri.
418
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:54,030
Sona Bhai aka Saajan Tiwari.
419
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,950
The owner of two kids and four bars.
420
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,490
Don't underestimate him.
421
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,910
Drink your milk and off to bed.
Come on.
422
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,240
Yeah.
423
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,910
Take it.
424
00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:06,200
Sir. Good evening.
425
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,450
Good evening.
426
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:08,620
Sir, meet Pooja.
427
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,160
An acquaintance of mine.
428
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,790
From all those poor souls
who lost their jobs in the lockdown,
429
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,330
-she was affected the most.
-Oh!
430
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:16,950
Her mom passed away when she was a kid,
431
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,630
and her father
just passed from behind you.
432
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,200
-Where?
-Here.
433
00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,040
-Hello.
-Oh… hello, hello.
434
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:23,530
She is my daughter.
435
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:26,660
She said your office needs a dance girl,
436
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:27,950
-Yes.
-so I brought her here.
437
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,290
You did the right thing, uncle.
438
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:33,080
Well, we have many dancers here.
439
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:36,200
Tell me. What makes her stand apart?
440
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:37,920
They all are foreigners,
441
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:40,160
they have been around
even before the independence.
442
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:42,290
But she is made in India.
443
00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:44,450
A local.
And she sings well.
444
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,090
And she's been performing
for All India Radio for years,
445
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,620
so she is an amazing performer, as well.
446
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,700
Really?
447
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,410
Actually, God has packed me
with more features than a smartphone.
448
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,620
I can get the customers
to spend the kind of money,
449
00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:58,410
which even the bar girls couldn't
make them spend during demonetization.
450
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,130
Just give me one chance.
451
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:02,880
Show me.
452
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,450
Just… show me.
453
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:10,830
I know you want it
454
00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,410
I like it like that
455
00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:19,910
Waiting at the crossroad of love
456
00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,200
Feeling so lonely
457
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,960
My beloved is across the shore
458
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,880
I know you want it
459
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:39,120
Waiting at the crossroad of love
460
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,280
Feeling so lonely
461
00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:43,830
My beloved is across the shore
462
00:21:43,910 --> 00:21:48,450
I sent him several DMs
On vanish mode, my love
463
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,750
But he never gives a reply, I gave up
464
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:58,870
Every moment my eyes long for you
465
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,460
If you are my sweetheart
466
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:04,790
Come fall in love with me
467
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:07,120
If you are my sweetheart
468
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,330
Come fall in love with me
469
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:14,450
If you don't want to come
Then take me across the shore
470
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:19,040
If you are my sweetheart
471
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,240
Take me across the shore
472
00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:23,780
Take me across the shore
473
00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:26,120
Baby, take me across
474
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,030
Take me across the shore
475
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:33,990
I know you want it
476
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:45,410
With you
The mood is always romantic
477
00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:50,080
Every moment feels intoxicated
478
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,450
With you
The mood is always romantic
479
00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:04,370
Every moment feels intoxicated
480
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:09,160
Love me with no restrictions
481
00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:13,780
Cross all boundaries for my love
482
00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:18,700
Let your dormant heart beat faster
483
00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:22,630
Be as restless as I am
484
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:28,200
Even a little distance, seems too far
485
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:29,870
Too far…
486
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:32,490
If you are my sweetheart
487
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,700
Come fall in love with me
488
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,090
If you are my sweetheart
489
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,370
Come fall in love with me
490
00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:44,280
If you don't want to come
Then take me across the shore
491
00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:49,080
Take me across the shore
492
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:54,740
Take me across the shore
493
00:23:57,490 --> 00:23:58,370
Uncle… my hair.
494
00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:00,290
-Uncle, you're ruining my hair.
-Disgusting!
495
00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:03,410
What horrible color is this?
496
00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:06,040
I spent 5000 to dye it gold.
497
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,200
Idiots.
498
00:24:07,290 --> 00:24:09,500
You could have
used real gold for 5000.
499
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,370
Why have you glued copper to your hair?
500
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,660
Henceforth, you'll be following
all the rituals and traditions.
501
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,700
Praying five times a day.
502
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,530
Friday prayer.
503
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,740
Traditional attire and a cap.
504
00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:23,620
-Uncle, why not get us married, as well?
-What?
505
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,410
You always see all the problems
in innocent fellows like us!
506
00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:28,080
No, Uncs. This is wrong.
507
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,330
Uncs?
Am I your uncle or a WhatsApp group?
508
00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:33,870
If you weren't
the children of my late brother,
509
00:24:33,990 --> 00:24:36,830
you would be rotting
in jail under false implications.
510
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,450
Sakina has dyed her hair, as well. Look.
511
00:24:38,540 --> 00:24:39,920
Why don't you say anything to her?
512
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,620
Sakina will bear children in the future.
513
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,030
Can you?
514
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:44,880
She is the only one,
515
00:24:45,410 --> 00:24:48,030
upholding the honor of my family.
516
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,030
Slandered.
517
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,340
Father. Your honor has been slandered.
518
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:55,200
Please untie me. Untie me.
519
00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:57,090
Please… Untie me.
520
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:58,830
Whose funeral is this?
Who died?
521
00:24:58,910 --> 00:25:00,490
He died… in your daughter's love.
522
00:25:00,580 --> 00:25:02,490
What are your intentions? Let me go.
523
00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,580
What kind of behavior is this?
524
00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:04,490
Who is he?
525
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,660
I think he's a Punjabi.
526
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,580
He doesn't look like a Punjabi, he is one.
But who is he?
527
00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,030
He is Smiley.
528
00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,200
He is having an affair with Sakina.
529
00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:16,420
Abu Daddy, hello.
530
00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:20,590
Ours is one of the oldest
and most reputed families in Agra.
531
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:21,490
Yes. I know.
532
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:24,080
No Tom, Dick, or Harry
can be my son-in-law.
533
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,780
And even after being aware that
Sakina belongs to a different religion,
534
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:31,700
how dare you fall in love with her?
535
00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:35,250
I didn't know at first
that Sakina is a Muslim.
536
00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:36,450
-What did you think?
537
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:39,200
Is Sakina a Japanese name?
538
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,920
Not at all. Actually…
539
00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,410
Who is loitering in the back?
540
00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,030
Sakina's grandfather.
541
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,200
Does he ever stop?
542
00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:48,130
Why? Do you need a lift?
543
00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:50,200
-I would if you untie me.
-Quiet.
544
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,620
I have a question.
545
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:54,030
What is so special about you,
546
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,990
that I would let Sakina marry you?
547
00:25:56,410 --> 00:25:57,580
I will keep her happy.
548
00:25:57,950 --> 00:26:01,200
Even Kapil Sharma's show
makes my daughter happy.
549
00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:03,240
Should I let her marry Kapil Sharma then?
550
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,490
Why not?
551
00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:06,790
But always remember…
552
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:09,030
Kapil shows up only twice a week,
553
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,830
with an entire team and a judge.
554
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:11,950
I will come alone.
555
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,540
All seven days, twenty-hour hours,
without a break.
556
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,670
So, Sakina, you love me, nah?
557
00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:25,280
Son, we are not the kind of people…
558
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,620
who oppose two lovers
on grounds of religion and caste.
559
00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:33,120
I like you.
560
00:26:34,450 --> 00:26:35,280
Untie him.
561
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:36,830
Thank you, Abu Daddy.
562
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:43,160
-You two look marvelous together.
-Thank you.
563
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,950
But, son, there is a problem.
564
00:26:47,410 --> 00:26:48,620
What is it?
565
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:51,410
Sakina cannot get married,
566
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,740
unless and until Shahrukh gets married.
567
00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:55,280
What are you saying?
568
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,450
He has three children.
He is already married.
569
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,780
Not Shahrukh Khan,
Mohammad Shahrukh.
570
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:01,700
My elder brother.
571
00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:03,290
Oh… sorry.
572
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,490
So when is my brother-in-law
getting married?
573
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:09,700
Unfortunately, he had
a breakup six months ago.
574
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,200
Since then,
he's been gravely depressed.
575
00:27:12,290 --> 00:27:13,460
Did you take him to a doctor?
576
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:15,840
He said to take him to a better doctor.
577
00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:17,410
You should have
taken a second opinion--
578
00:27:17,490 --> 00:27:18,830
Second, third, fourth…
579
00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:20,080
We took every opinion available.
580
00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:21,200
But it was futile!
581
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,740
Whoever helps Shahrukh
to get out of depression,
582
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:27,120
will be awarded 10,00,000 rupees.
583
00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:30,370
-Ten lakh rupees?
-Ten lakh rupees!
584
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:35,780
Here's an idea.
Auction me away.
585
00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:39,450
Ten lakh rupees at
the snap of a finger, Son.
586
00:27:39,540 --> 00:27:41,340
I told them with full confidence,
587
00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,030
that you are a successful psychiatrist.
588
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,160
-Amazing.
-Can you even spell psychiatrist?
589
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,580
Psychiatrist, my foot!
590
00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:50,740
It starts with "P".
591
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,120
Are you serious?
Not with "C"?
592
00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,460
Only one thing starts with "C. "
593
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,380
And that's you.
594
00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:57,990
I am "cute. "
595
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,280
It's not "cute"…
Are you crazy?
596
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,460
I have barely finished high school.
597
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:04,750
You just complicated everything.
Me, a psychiatrist?
598
00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:07,740
Hello, boy.
599
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:08,990
Excuse me.
600
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,120
It's a better profile than a bar girl.
601
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,380
-Right, uncle?
-Yes. Yes.
602
00:28:13,450 --> 00:28:16,160
Singing, dancing, grace…
603
00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:18,910
It's all a part of
a psychiatrist's treatment.
604
00:28:19,290 --> 00:28:23,790
What if singing, dancing, and grace…
don't cure his depression?
605
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,370
His sister--
606
00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:30,370
Can only marry me
when her brother gets married.
607
00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:32,660
Do you get it?
His sister's marriage--
608
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:34,120
Not him… his sister.
609
00:28:34,370 --> 00:28:35,240
Right.
610
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:40,080
Oh my, these people are filthy rich.
611
00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,880
Ever seen a pauper's
son slip into depression?
612
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:44,870
I am one.
613
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:51,280
Who is that rolling on four wheels?
614
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:53,530
That's Sakina's rolling grandpa.
615
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,780
For his age,
he rolls more than we do now.
616
00:28:57,660 --> 00:28:59,080
Greetings.
617
00:29:01,290 --> 00:29:02,500
Greetings, Abu Daddy.
618
00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:04,080
-Greetings.
-Greetings.
619
00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:05,660
-Sit.
-This is Pooja.
620
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:07,660
And that's Sakina's father.
621
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:09,240
-Hi, Mount Abu.
-Father.
622
00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,370
By the way, where is the patient?
623
00:29:11,490 --> 00:29:14,410
I am Mohammad Shaukiya.
His eldest son.
624
00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:16,620
So you are in depression.
625
00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:20,090
When your height doesn't grow with age,
then a man's bound to be depressed.
626
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,580
No, no, don't judge me
by my personality, lady.
627
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:25,870
From top to bottom,
I am completely normal.
628
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:27,130
The patient is inside.
629
00:29:27,490 --> 00:29:28,410
-Sakina.
-Yes?
630
00:29:28,490 --> 00:29:30,240
Take her to Shahrukh's room.
631
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:32,700
No-not…
nein-nyet-none of the above!
632
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:34,410
Such a complicated no.
633
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:37,330
I won't go to any room.
The patient will come here.
634
00:29:44,490 --> 00:29:49,160
Look, I won't ask who dumped you.
635
00:29:49,950 --> 00:29:53,240
I just want to ask
how much you loved her.
636
00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:57,490
Okay.
637
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:01,530
Who proposed to whom?
638
00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:05,830
Ever sung a song for her?
639
00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:09,950
Well, I'll sing for you.
640
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:11,620
Would you like to hear it?
641
00:30:13,870 --> 00:30:15,740
Are you chewing tobacco?
642
00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:18,580
It's not your fault, brother.
643
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,240
Some faces are awful!
644
00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:21,700
Not a single grin.
645
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:28,330
When you divide it with 10,00,000 rupees,
each tooth is worth 31,250 rupees.
646
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,740
A single grin would fetch
me half a lakh or so.
647
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:32,660
But no.
648
00:30:32,740 --> 00:30:34,990
Forget it.
I'll find someone else.
649
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,950
Will you give this job to someone else?
650
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,130
Not the job. I'll find
someone else for you to marry.
651
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,370
Forget Pari.
652
00:30:40,450 --> 00:30:44,370
You don't know about my love for Pari,
and Pooja's charisma.
653
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,990
-I see.
-Yes.
654
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,490
If I want,
655
00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:50,830
I can make Abu Salim fall for me,
and become Shahrukh's mom.
656
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:57,030
Just wait and watch. Forget a grin,
I'll get a broad smile from Shahrukh.
657
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,080
CURSES COME HOME TO ROOST
658
00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:11,700
What is this aloofness?
659
00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:14,000
What kind of helplessness is this?
660
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,450
When two birds fall in love
661
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,630
Meeting each other is a must
662
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,950
Listen to me, oh tormentor
663
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,410
You have crossed all limits
664
00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:35,120
How long will you keep
Making false promises?
665
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,990
With your photo in my hand
666
00:31:39,990 --> 00:31:42,450
I stay awake at night
667
00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,420
I've lost my slumber
668
00:31:44,490 --> 00:31:47,280
Since I've grown wings of love
669
00:31:47,370 --> 00:31:48,910
Wing-Wing-Wing…
670
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:53,580
For you, my heart
Keeps ringing like a telephone
671
00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:58,410
My heart keeps ringing like a telephone
672
00:31:58,490 --> 00:32:03,160
Oh beloved,
It keeps ringing like a telephone
673
00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:07,910
My heart keeps ringing like a telephone
674
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,870
In your love
I spend my nights counting stars
675
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:29,280
Even with my friends
All I talk about is you
676
00:32:29,370 --> 00:32:34,330
You don't know how much I have to lie
677
00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:39,080
Whenever anyone asks
When the wedding is
678
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,120
When the wedding is
679
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,200
Love is a journey
680
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,700
That you can't tread alone
681
00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:53,200
Love is a journey
682
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:55,290
That you can't tread alone
683
00:32:55,370 --> 00:33:00,120
God knows when we'll start dating
684
00:33:01,870 --> 00:33:06,490
For you, my heart
Keeps ringing like a telephone
685
00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:11,410
My heart keeps ringing like a telephone
686
00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:14,030
Be my dream girl
687
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,030
I am searching for your love
688
00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:18,700
I might just die
689
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,750
I am searching for your love
690
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,450
Be my dream girl
691
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,500
I am searching for your love
692
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:28,120
I might just die
693
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,080
I am searching for your love
694
00:33:49,290 --> 00:33:51,710
Be my dream girl
695
00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:53,840
I am searching for your love
696
00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:56,410
I might just die
697
00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,530
I am searching for your love
698
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,990
No, no.
Abu Daddy, this is impossible.
699
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,240
Why?
700
00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:06,700
She is educated.
She is good-looking.
701
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:07,960
She is a psychiatrist.
702
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,340
And everyone in
my family likes Pooja.
703
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:12,490
-Right, Shaukiya.
-Yes, daddy dearest.
704
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,660
So, Pooja will be our daughter-in-law.
705
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,530
But… I…
706
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120
Daddy dearest.
707
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,910
I am your stepson.
708
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,490
But you're so concerned about me.
709
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:27,280
Thank you, daddy dearest.
I love you.
710
00:34:27,990 --> 00:34:29,120
You are God…
711
00:34:31,790 --> 00:34:33,630
You've been drinking again!
712
00:34:34,450 --> 00:34:36,950
I've told you countless times
to stop drinking.
713
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:40,540
This is why you can't get married.
714
00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:44,880
I am talking about Shahrukh
and Pooja's wedding.
715
00:34:47,870 --> 00:34:49,160
But why are you hung up on Pooja?
716
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,280
I'll find someone else for Shahrukh.
717
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:53,700
Amanpreet, my cousin from Jalandhar.
718
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,490
She recently came out of coma.
719
00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:56,740
It will be a perfect match! Won't it?
720
00:34:56,830 --> 00:34:57,870
Just say yes.
721
00:34:57,950 --> 00:34:59,200
-Yes.
-Not at all.
722
00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:01,080
Pooja and only Pooja.
723
00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:04,250
Okay. But…
724
00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:05,630
But what?
725
00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,330
Forget it.
You have made up your mind so…
726
00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:10,120
But what? Tell me.
727
00:35:15,370 --> 00:35:17,580
I… didn't want to say this,
728
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:21,080
but as the future
son-in-law of this family,
729
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:22,370
it's my duty.
730
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,450
Pooja is characterless.
731
00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:28,830
-What?
-Yes.
732
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,530
In fact, she had her
first boyfriend at the age of 18.
733
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:34,530
Do you know who?
The vegetable vendor.
734
00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:36,450
She would talk grossly
to a grocery seller.
735
00:35:36,540 --> 00:35:38,420
Stop. Stop.
736
00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:39,330
Yes, even the bus conductor--
737
00:35:39,410 --> 00:35:41,490
Stop. I meant, shut up.
738
00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:42,450
I don't want to hear anymore.
739
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:44,380
Our Shahrukh's just like her.
740
00:35:44,450 --> 00:35:46,330
That's why he doesn't get any proposals.
741
00:35:46,870 --> 00:35:48,030
Sir, why don't you understand?
742
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,620
Until Shahrukh doesn't get married,
743
00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:52,780
you cannot marry Sakina.
744
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:54,370
Get Shahrukh married,
745
00:35:54,450 --> 00:35:56,530
and take Sakina home the next day.
Leave.
746
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,040
-Abu Daddy--
-And another thing.
747
00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:03,910
I'll pay Pooja 50,00,000 rupees
to marry Shahrukh.
748
00:36:07,370 --> 00:36:09,030
-Look, please. Don't hit me.
-You dog.
749
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:09,990
Don't hit me…
750
00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:12,450
Do you think I am some charity,
that you're using everywhere?
751
00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:13,420
Auntie, Radhe-Radhe.
752
00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:14,580
-Where are you going?
-Don't hit…
753
00:36:14,660 --> 00:36:15,490
Listen to me.
754
00:36:15,580 --> 00:36:16,530
Don't hit me.
755
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:18,910
-Please, listen to me.
-Stop, you idiot! Go jump in the river.
756
00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:20,330
-I am falling. I am falling…
-Go jump.
757
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,200
I am not some sanitizer
that you're giving to everyone.
758
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:23,380
Now tell me.
759
00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:26,080
They are paying you 50,00,000 rupees
for this marriage.
760
00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:27,250
Fifty lakh rupees!
761
00:36:27,870 --> 00:36:29,200
You'll get fresh notes!
762
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:30,910
Fresh notes?
763
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:34,030
What about the performance
he'll demand in exchange at night?
764
00:36:35,290 --> 00:36:36,790
-Yes, I didn't think about that.
-Exactly.
765
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:39,160
Just manage for one night.
766
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,160
I will marry Sakina the next day.
767
00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:42,660
Then you can run away.
768
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,990
We'll say that she was a fraud.
769
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,120
Are you dumb?
What will Pari think if she finds out?
770
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,200
Who is going to tell her?
771
00:36:49,580 --> 00:36:51,660
You can become a bar girl
for your selfish means,
772
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:54,580
but can't help your dear friend out.
773
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,530
Son… it's a good deal.
774
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,490
-Very good deal.
-I see.
775
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:01,410
Then you marry him.
776
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:02,580
Me?
777
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,530
A couple of years ago
I would have taken up the offer.
778
00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:08,830
Such a big amount in a single night.
779
00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,620
How much for a single night?
780
00:37:14,330 --> 00:37:15,200
Who is paying?
781
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,080
Pari, what brings you here?
782
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,780
Dad wanted an update
on Karam's job search.
783
00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:22,280
So I thought I'd ask.
784
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:24,120
-Radhe-Radhe, uncle.
-Radhe-Radhe.
785
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:28,160
Please make him understand.
They are paying handsomely for one night.
786
00:37:28,870 --> 00:37:31,700
I mean, to sing.
But he doesn't agree.
787
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,990
Why?
Why aren't you singing?
788
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,620
Singing is not the problem.
789
00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:39,340
What scares me is
if they ask for a performance!
790
00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:40,990
You can charge extra for that?
791
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:42,950
Right, uncle?
792
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,340
Bravo, child.
793
00:37:44,410 --> 00:37:46,580
Child, we are very proud
794
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,080
that you're coming to my home
as a daughter-in-law.
795
00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:50,990
Did you forget, Karam?
796
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,630
The faster you make money,
the sooner I'll be your bride.
797
00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:04,160
Dad, I always knew,
798
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,370
I would be a bride when I grow up.
799
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,580
We've taken money from so many people,
that now I've to take wedding vows.
800
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,870
Only because of him.
801
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,580
My pleasure, brother.
802
00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:14,830
Pleasure, my foot!
803
00:38:14,910 --> 00:38:16,160
Don't be mad.
804
00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:19,910
What you're doing for me,
even my brother wouldn't do.
805
00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:22,790
I don't know how
I am going to pay off this favor.
806
00:38:22,870 --> 00:38:24,530
Don't take my skirt off instead.
807
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:25,620
-Back off!
-Sorry.
808
00:38:25,830 --> 00:38:26,740
I have a question.
809
00:38:27,410 --> 00:38:29,410
What was the need for a lavish wedding?
810
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,370
We could have had a small wedding.
811
00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:32,620
On top of that, such a huge resort!
812
00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:34,580
The resort isn't huge,
813
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,330
you've been a pauper for ages.
814
00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:37,990
This is how the rich roll.
815
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,120
They pay more for less.
816
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,530
And paupers like us…
817
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,710
We keep holding on
to whatever little we have.
818
00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:47,130
Who is it?
819
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,160
Enemy.
820
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,280
Blouse, dress…
821
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,490
-Go inside. Scarf!
-Wait.
822
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,080
-Your dress.
-Arrange the oranges properly.
823
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,330
-Don't open it until I say so.
-Yes.
824
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,240
Should I?
825
00:38:56,330 --> 00:38:57,780
-Open it now.
-Yes!
826
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,280
Is sister-in-law Pooja ready?
827
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,660
Yes… she is arranging her oranges.
828
00:39:24,870 --> 00:39:25,950
Oranges?
829
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:28,490
Interlude!
I meant, the interlude of the song.
830
00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:30,370
-She likes to sing.
-I see.
831
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:32,910
She wants to sing for
Shahrukh on their first night.
832
00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:34,700
Oh my, God. So romantic.
833
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,240
Let me introduce her.
834
00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,580
She is my aunt Jumani.
835
00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:39,630
Greetings.
836
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:40,580
Auntie?
837
00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:42,780
I don't believe you.
838
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,280
She's your younger sister.
839
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,410
And even if she's the eldest, then she
might only be by a couple of minutes.
840
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,160
You are being modest.
841
00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:54,700
I am like her elder sister.
842
00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:57,080
How soon will
sister-in-law Pooja be ready?
843
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,830
Well… she's ready… finally.
844
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,950
Hey. Did you ask the band to stop playing?
845
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,000
You're lucky I didn't stop this wedding.
846
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,410
You knew I love Pooja,
847
00:40:10,490 --> 00:40:14,410
yet you're getting
Pooja married to that Shahrukh.
848
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:15,870
You've been drinking again.
849
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:17,160
I have. And I am proud of it.
850
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,450
Always remember,
this is why no one likes you.
851
00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:25,840
Pooja likes me because of this.
852
00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:28,370
In Pooja's eyes, I've seen…
853
00:40:28,450 --> 00:40:29,740
Lust. You saw lust.
854
00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:31,740
Gleam.
855
00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:36,030
If you ever utter
Pooja's name again,
856
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,740
I will kill you.
857
00:40:37,830 --> 00:40:39,740
You bottle-less cork.
858
00:40:39,830 --> 00:40:40,660
Get out.
859
00:40:41,410 --> 00:40:42,530
Dearest, Sister-in-law.
860
00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:47,080
Scratch me, will you?
861
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,280
Scratch your own.
862
00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:49,450
My back needs scratching.
863
00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:51,880
-I see.
-Go lower. Lower.
864
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,700
Lower. Yes, there.
865
00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,870
My beard will grow back
in two hours. Arrange for a razor.
866
00:40:58,950 --> 00:41:00,780
Asking a Sikh for a razor.
Aren't you ashamed?
867
00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:03,910
He is touching her in illegal areas.
868
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,530
Let's go see his legal.
869
00:41:17,450 --> 00:41:18,330
What are you doing?
870
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:19,450
Suspecting…
871
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,490
Your boyfriend.
872
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:22,280
While you're busy taking selfies,
873
00:41:22,370 --> 00:41:24,280
your boyfriend is
tuning in to two channels at a time.
874
00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:26,490
We saw him… with sister-in-law Pooja.
875
00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,740
Your personal kitchen
is also doing charity outside.
876
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:31,330
They are friends.
877
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,880
Wait a minute,
I know what's going on.
878
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,620
Dad approved my love marriage,
879
00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:40,090
that's why you two are jealous.
880
00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,120
With the grace of God,
881
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,830
the wedding is happening
at a very auspicious moment.
882
00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:45,990
This relationship will
last for a lifetime.
883
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:46,990
Listen, sir.
884
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,030
Don't try to be an astrologer,
when we paid you to be a priest.
885
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,450
Please begin with the wedding.
886
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:51,630
Yes, I will.
887
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:55,870
Do you accept this holy matrimony
with Abu Salim's son Shahrukh?
888
00:42:02,580 --> 00:42:03,950
Oh…
889
00:42:04,540 --> 00:42:06,670
Shahrukh Weds Pooja.
890
00:42:07,410 --> 00:42:08,280
What a coincidence!
891
00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:10,950
There is a Pooja here, as well.
892
00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:16,920
Do you accept or not?
893
00:42:16,990 --> 00:42:18,450
I do. I do. I do.
894
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:19,380
Great.
895
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:20,490
And you?
896
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,200
I do.
897
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:31,410
Marvelous! Fantastic!
898
00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:37,780
So, angels have descended
from heaven here.
899
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,410
-Hello.
-Shut up.
900
00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:42,830
What is he doing here?
901
00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:45,740
I don't know.
I didn't invite him.
902
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,740
Buddy, I don't feel too well.
I'll go grab a bite.
903
00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:51,620
-Wait!
-I'll be right back.
904
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,700
Everyone has deserted me.
905
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:54,950
Grandpa.
906
00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,410
Drop me off at the salad counter.
907
00:42:57,660 --> 00:42:58,830
-What are you doing?
-Drive faster.
908
00:43:01,740 --> 00:43:02,910
Congratulations!
909
00:43:02,990 --> 00:43:04,740
Who invited you here?
Get out.
910
00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:07,700
I wish you hadn't invited me
to your sister's wedding,
911
00:43:08,290 --> 00:43:09,710
then my life wouldn't be ruined.
912
00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:10,630
What?
913
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:11,620
I have a question.
914
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:13,910
Your son isn't even fit to be cursed,
915
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,280
who gave him their daughter?
916
00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:17,700
Just like we gave you our sister,
without cursing you.
917
00:43:17,790 --> 00:43:19,500
Wish you had cursed me instead.
918
00:43:19,580 --> 00:43:20,660
That would have been better
than giving me your sister.
919
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:22,830
Throw him out, Brother.
920
00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:24,160
You don't get to see the bride.
Get lost.
921
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,330
I see.
922
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,740
Divorce papers are ready.
923
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:31,420
My lawyer will come tomorrow,
and throw it in your face.
924
00:43:31,490 --> 00:43:33,580
Send it over. I will sign it.
925
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:34,780
-And another thing.
-What?
926
00:43:34,870 --> 00:43:36,830
Do you have an
ice cream counter or not?
927
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:37,880
Get out.
928
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,630
Be careful on the stairs.
929
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:43,080
Come…
930
00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:49,250
This is how it goes…
931
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,120
Dad.
932
00:43:53,990 --> 00:43:55,870
How will I live without you?
933
00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:58,120
Even I cannot live without you.
934
00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:01,790
Respected Nawab sir,
935
00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:03,280
if you don't mind…
936
00:44:03,370 --> 00:44:05,830
can I accompany her for one night?
937
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:09,200
My daughter has never
gone anywhere alone.
938
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:11,040
I am worried about her.
939
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,410
Is she going to the border?
940
00:44:12,490 --> 00:44:14,660
Nawab sir, this is nothing
short of going on a border.
941
00:44:15,370 --> 00:44:16,700
Please let him come, Abu Daddy.
942
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,340
It's only for one night.
943
00:44:19,330 --> 00:44:20,490
Fine. Let's go.
944
00:44:28,990 --> 00:44:30,120
They're here.
945
00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:37,910
Tomorrow morning, we disappear
as soon as Smiley shows up.
946
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,870
Before that, I will make them
pay the 50,00,000 rupees.
947
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,490
They might go back
on their words later.
948
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:44,450
That's right.
949
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,030
Pari's calling.
950
00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:47,780
-Talk to her.
-Give it.
951
00:44:48,490 --> 00:44:49,870
Honey, where are you?
952
00:44:49,950 --> 00:44:52,530
Not honey. This is honey's dad.
953
00:44:54,410 --> 00:44:55,780
Radhe-Radhe, uncle.
954
00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:56,910
Where is Karam?
955
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,700
Pray to the Gods.
956
00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:04,830
She is gearing up for the most
dangerous performance of her life.
957
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,200
She?
958
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,330
The artist who is performing,
959
00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:12,120
Karam is going to sing a duet with her.
960
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,080
Have fun, Sister-in-law.
961
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:16,700
Brother Shahrukh is waiting for you.
962
00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:20,990
Hrithik's posters in Shahrukh's room.
963
00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:22,250
Weird.
964
00:45:33,370 --> 00:45:34,200
Who is it?
965
00:45:34,540 --> 00:45:35,420
A bad omen.
966
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,660
Sorry, I'll get another one.
967
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,660
No need.
968
00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:44,530
I took a pill.
969
00:45:44,790 --> 00:45:45,710
Pill?
970
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:47,500
Which pill?
971
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:49,870
Sleeping pill. Why?
972
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:51,290
Good God!
973
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,280
Tonight is our first night.
974
00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:55,280
Are you not going
to do anything funny?
975
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:59,450
Aren't you happy with this marriage?
976
00:46:09,910 --> 00:46:12,410
A huge place like this and
there's a freaking lizard in the bathroom!
977
00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:16,870
Hello. Can you hear me?
978
00:46:16,950 --> 00:46:18,080
Wait a second.
979
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,160
This is urgent.
980
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:28,920
Who is watering the plants at this hour?
981
00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,450
He's out of his mind.
982
00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,280
How was your first night?
983
00:46:34,370 --> 00:46:36,660
Don't be late in the morning.
984
00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,370
Don't worry.
I'll be there before you know it.
985
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:53,120
Daughter-in-law? Boy?
986
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,620
Grandpa.
987
00:47:01,870 --> 00:47:03,660
Why did you leave us, Dad?
988
00:47:04,660 --> 00:47:06,580
You weren't that old!
989
00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:08,080
He was 105 years old.
990
00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:11,080
He was born at a time
991
00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:13,830
when the army fought with their hands.
992
00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:14,780
This is unfair.
993
00:47:15,330 --> 00:47:16,740
Absolutely unfair.
994
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,830
Radhe-Radhe.
995
00:47:20,870 --> 00:47:23,870
Nawab sir,
why didn't you tell me this earlier?
996
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,780
We found out in the morning.
997
00:47:25,990 --> 00:47:27,240
Who told you?
998
00:47:27,330 --> 00:47:29,700
I spent the entire night
counting notes with these hands.
999
00:47:29,790 --> 00:47:32,090
They turned out
to be twenty-five instead of fifty.
1000
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,580
Are you out of your mind?
1001
00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:37,490
My grandpa is dead,
and you're crying over money.
1002
00:47:37,990 --> 00:47:40,700
He was alive and well till last night.
1003
00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:42,080
When did this happen?
1004
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,410
You want the balance amount,
don't you? Come with me.
1005
00:47:44,490 --> 00:47:45,740
You will pay me before the funeral, right?
1006
00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:46,870
I have such an uncouth father-in-law!
1007
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:49,620
It will make his soul rest in peace, dear…
1008
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,870
What happened to Grandpa?
1009
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,490
He was going to the lavatory.
1010
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:00,240
Which laboratory?
1011
00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:01,910
Not the laboratory, dear.
1012
00:48:02,410 --> 00:48:04,740
He was going to the bathroom.
It was urgent.
1013
00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:07,030
So urgent that he died.
1014
00:48:07,410 --> 00:48:08,950
Play the serpent tune.
1015
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,700
Stop!
1016
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,700
What will it take to make you stop?
The serpent gem?
1017
00:48:23,990 --> 00:48:24,950
Sorry, Abu Daddy.
1018
00:48:25,740 --> 00:48:26,580
Here you go.
1019
00:48:27,410 --> 00:48:28,660
Smiley weds Sakina.
1020
00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,580
Today 7 p. m. onwards, Milan Vatika Garden.
1021
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:33,200
My entire family has already reached.
1022
00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:35,490
Please don't be late.
This is my first wedding.
1023
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,410
You fool.
1024
00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,370
My father is dead,
1025
00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:40,580
and you are worried about your wedding.
1026
00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:45,530
Sorry, I didn't notice amid my excitement.
1027
00:48:46,330 --> 00:48:47,160
When did it happen?
1028
00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:48,200
Today, in the morning.
1029
00:48:48,910 --> 00:48:52,530
Look… when someone dies in the family,
1030
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:54,950
we cannot conduct any
auspicious ceremony for six months.
1031
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,710
What? How many months?
1032
00:48:56,790 --> 00:48:57,840
Six months.
1033
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:06,130
What is wrong with her?
1034
00:49:06,790 --> 00:49:09,540
-Oh, my God! Good Lord!
-What's this?
1035
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:12,870
What happened to grandpa? Why? Where?
1036
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,200
Why did he have to die now?
1037
00:49:14,290 --> 00:49:15,630
Happy realization!
1038
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:16,530
You didn't cry at first.
1039
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,910
You don't know how many
lives his death has ruined.
1040
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,030
And Abu Daddy,
1041
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,370
I got married yesterday,
and today he's dead.
1042
00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:26,280
I think I'm the unlucky one.
1043
00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,200
I don't deserve to stay here.
1044
00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:29,670
-I am leaving--
-Wait.
1045
00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:31,240
This is not your fault.
1046
00:49:31,330 --> 00:49:33,660
-It is my fault.
-Dearest, Sister-in-law.
1047
00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,830
Take a look at this before you leave.
1048
00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:39,780
See what Grandpa wrote
on the wall before he died.
1049
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:44,380
DAUGHTER-IN-LAW… BOY.
1050
00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:56,490
I am sorry. I was going to tell you--
1051
00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:59,870
His last wish was for his
daughter-in-law to give birth to a boy.
1052
00:50:00,830 --> 00:50:02,830
Or he could have written girl, as well.
1053
00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:04,530
Yes.
1054
00:50:05,450 --> 00:50:06,830
This is what I wanted to say.
1055
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:09,620
A family where children
are born to fulfill
1056
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:12,370
the elder's last wish
and not by the consent of parents,
1057
00:50:12,450 --> 00:50:13,910
I cannot stay there at all.
1058
00:50:13,990 --> 00:50:14,830
Wait. Stop.
1059
00:50:14,910 --> 00:50:16,830
-Dearest, Sister-in-law, stop!
-Don't stop me. I am leaving.
1060
00:50:16,910 --> 00:50:18,620
But I can't go.
1061
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:20,950
I don't want to leave Grandpa.
1062
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,910
-Grandpa.
-Grandpa, why did you leave us?
1063
00:50:24,910 --> 00:50:25,910
Radhe-Radhe.
1064
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,670
-Who are you?
-I am the lawyer. Pari.
1065
00:50:27,950 --> 00:50:31,080
Dad, Grandpa hasn't
even reached heaven yet,
1066
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,240
and you already called
a lawyer for the will!
1067
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:34,450
I get the Noida plot.
1068
00:50:34,540 --> 00:50:36,130
I am Mr. Saajan's lawyer.
1069
00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:38,240
-He sent these divorce papers.
-Divorce!
1070
00:50:38,370 --> 00:50:39,780
Give me. I'll sign them right away.
1071
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,280
What is going on here?
1072
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:44,330
Be it in marriage, children,
or divorce you're always in a hurry.
1073
00:50:44,410 --> 00:50:45,410
What's the hurry?
1074
00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:47,590
We'll have it sent over.
1075
00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:50,450
Did someone pass away?
1076
00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:53,950
No. Grandpa likes to play dead.
1077
00:50:56,290 --> 00:50:58,170
I cannot keep Pari in the dark anymore.
1078
00:50:59,410 --> 00:51:01,530
I will tell her the truth right now.
1079
00:51:02,790 --> 00:51:05,380
Man, the things I've to do for love,
friendship, and family!
1080
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,040
Where have you been?
1081
00:51:15,370 --> 00:51:16,660
I called six times.
1082
00:51:17,290 --> 00:51:18,460
And why have you tied this handkerchief?
1083
00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,960
So that your father
doesn't see me. Let's go…
1084
00:51:22,990 --> 00:51:24,030
You were going to tell me something today.
1085
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:24,950
-Me.
-Yes.
1086
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,130
Oh, yes. I got a job.
1087
00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:28,490
I've reacquired my house.
1088
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:29,700
-I see.
-Yes.
1089
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,740
How did you make so much money so soon?
1090
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,030
It's an easy and fun job.
1091
00:51:35,450 --> 00:51:37,580
Satisfy the customer, and get paid.
1092
00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:39,160
Sometimes they even give a bonus.
1093
00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:42,200
What do you think?
1094
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,740
They must pay you extra for a kiss?
1095
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:47,280
Extra money for hugs…
1096
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,700
-and other things.
-What do you mean?
1097
00:51:49,790 --> 00:51:52,380
Meeting with that auntie
during the program.
1098
00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:53,870
-And now this.
-What are you talking about?
1099
00:51:53,950 --> 00:51:55,490
Dad told you to earn money,
1100
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,580
not to do this.
1101
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,580
What do you mean?
1102
00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:59,740
Don't call or text me again.
1103
00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:02,120
-I hate you.
-Hate you? Hate you?
1104
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,330
That's all you ever say!
1105
00:52:03,410 --> 00:52:05,530
Listen, you blessed son-in-law.
1106
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,380
-Hello, uncle.
-It's okay.
1107
00:52:09,490 --> 00:52:11,870
This is not the kissing booth.
1108
00:52:11,950 --> 00:52:13,030
What do you mean?
1109
00:52:13,370 --> 00:52:15,330
Have you smeared tomato sauce
on your lips?
1110
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:19,120
Disgusting.
1111
00:52:26,330 --> 00:52:27,740
I am not dressing up as Pooja.
1112
00:52:27,830 --> 00:52:29,370
First of all, she's my girlfriend.
On top of that, she's a lawyer.
1113
00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:31,780
She always doubts me.
She isn't answering my calls.
1114
00:52:31,870 --> 00:52:32,780
I cannot do this.
1115
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,200
Are you out of your mind?
1116
00:52:34,290 --> 00:52:37,250
We'll never get the remaining
25,00,000 rupees.
1117
00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:38,530
Forget that!
1118
00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:40,620
What if they have us arrested for fraud?
1119
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:43,080
-It's only a matter of a few nights.
-Why couldn't you say day?
1120
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:43,990
Yes…
1121
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,080
Those who want to do it,
don't care whether it's day or night.
1122
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,280
Radhe…
1123
00:52:50,370 --> 00:52:51,200
Hello.
1124
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,080
Hello. This is your Tiger speaking.
1125
00:52:55,450 --> 00:52:57,490
-Tell me.
-I called to say,
1126
00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:01,830
I paid… your credit card bill.
1127
00:53:02,490 --> 00:53:04,240
You seem pretty eager.
1128
00:53:04,370 --> 00:53:05,330
Why did you pay it?
1129
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,700
Well… since I couldn't
pay any attention to you,
1130
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:09,330
I paid your bill.
1131
00:53:09,950 --> 00:53:10,870
Brother, your food.
1132
00:53:10,950 --> 00:53:12,530
Yes, you eat it.
1133
00:53:12,830 --> 00:53:15,530
My mother's eye needed surgery.
1134
00:53:15,620 --> 00:53:17,120
I had saved money for her.
1135
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,830
So I took some from that.
1136
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,370
Oh… you screwed your
mom's screwed-up eye.
1137
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,870
Mom can still see properly with one eye.
1138
00:53:25,950 --> 00:53:28,780
So… I can get the surgery done later.
1139
00:53:28,950 --> 00:53:31,620
And anyway, you are not different from me.
1140
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:36,620
To be honest,
I am desperate to meet you.
1141
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:38,780
I can't meet you.
1142
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:40,280
My husband is back.
1143
00:53:40,790 --> 00:53:42,170
What? When? How?
1144
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:43,580
Why did that wretch come back?
1145
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,620
Pooja. Your husband
is waiting for you on the sofa.
1146
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,160
Who are you talking to on the phone?
1147
00:53:50,490 --> 00:53:51,490
Don't know. It's a wrong number.
1148
00:53:51,580 --> 00:53:53,660
It's some mutt called Tiger.
1149
00:53:54,790 --> 00:53:55,960
I am sorry, Tiger.
1150
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,490
I can never talk to you again.
1151
00:53:57,580 --> 00:53:59,370
No, Pooja, please. Hello.
1152
00:53:59,450 --> 00:54:01,080
Don't call me again.
1153
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,080
Hello.
1154
00:54:05,830 --> 00:54:07,580
He will never call again.
1155
00:54:07,660 --> 00:54:10,530
-My credit card bill is paid.
-Where is he?
1156
00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:11,660
-That's it.
-Imposter.
1157
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:13,490
Abu Daddy.
1158
00:54:13,790 --> 00:54:15,130
-Liar.
-Nawab sir.
1159
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,620
You should fear God.
1160
00:54:16,950 --> 00:54:18,700
How could you keep
such a big secret from us?
1161
00:54:18,790 --> 00:54:21,090
-We're screwed.
-You know who I am.
1162
00:54:21,330 --> 00:54:23,410
Nawab sir, I was going to tell you…
1163
00:54:23,490 --> 00:54:24,330
When?
1164
00:54:24,450 --> 00:54:25,910
When were you going to tell me?
1165
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:30,280
You kept such a big secret from me,
even after my son's wedding.
1166
00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:33,290
Why didn't you tell me
that you also have a son?
1167
00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:35,540
That Pooja has a brother.
1168
00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:37,290
Yeah…
1169
00:54:37,830 --> 00:54:40,240
He's not. He's not her brother.
1170
00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:43,290
What's the point of having a brother,
1171
00:54:43,370 --> 00:54:44,990
who couldn't even
attend his sister's wedding?
1172
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,530
Or show up for the ritual
of Raksha Bandhan.
1173
00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:49,200
And he has the audacity to come now!
1174
00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,540
When I asked him why now?
1175
00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:53,780
This rascal wants half of the remaining
25,00,000 rupees…
1176
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:56,200
that you agreed to pay me.
1177
00:54:56,290 --> 00:54:57,420
Nawab sir.
1178
00:54:57,990 --> 00:54:58,870
Here you go.
1179
00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:02,740
Throw the 12,50,000 rupees on his face!
1180
00:55:02,830 --> 00:55:06,780
My father is not some ATM
who will throw money in your face.
1181
00:55:07,330 --> 00:55:08,660
-Greetings.
-Hello.
1182
00:55:09,490 --> 00:55:13,080
I am Shahrukh's aunt who
is more like his younger sister.
1183
00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:15,910
Jumani. You're supposed to button them.
1184
00:55:17,370 --> 00:55:18,700
Where is my daughter-in-law Pooja?
1185
00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:20,960
Dearest, Sister-in-law.
1186
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:23,870
Dearest, Sister-in-law.
1187
00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:25,700
Pardon my interruption,
1188
00:55:25,910 --> 00:55:28,950
but these two have
always been at loggerheads.
1189
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,750
She just stormed out of here.
1190
00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:33,370
I've been trying to call her but
she isn't answering. She is very stubborn.
1191
00:55:33,450 --> 00:55:35,580
-Very stubborn.
-You had me scared. I thought maybe she--
1192
00:55:35,660 --> 00:55:37,910
Doesn't matter. I'll call her.
1193
00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,620
Radhe…
1194
00:55:42,700 --> 00:55:45,280
Just like identical faces,
they even have identical phones.
1195
00:55:45,490 --> 00:55:46,990
She took his phone and left hers behind.
1196
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,490
Give me your number.
1197
00:55:48,790 --> 00:55:50,960
Listen… duplicate Humayun.
1198
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,250
I am talking to you.
1199
00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:56,530
I don't give my number
to any Tom Dick or an unknown person!
1200
00:55:57,990 --> 00:56:00,410
Tom and Dick are okay,
but who are you calling unknown.
1201
00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:02,450
Don't you have any manners?
1202
00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:04,880
Step Nawab sir,
he's been this way since childhood.
1203
00:56:04,950 --> 00:56:08,530
He didn't speak to me for the first couple
of years when he was born.
1204
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:10,950
-No one does.
-That's true.
1205
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:12,170
But he will now.
1206
00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:14,280
Now he is my responsibility.
1207
00:56:14,490 --> 00:56:17,700
-Why?
-Send Pooja over as soon as she returns.
1208
00:56:17,790 --> 00:56:19,130
I'll make them talk to each other.
1209
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,120
Marvelous.
1210
00:56:20,450 --> 00:56:22,240
-Come with me.
-Is this some exchange offer?
1211
00:56:22,330 --> 00:56:23,530
-Let's go.
-I won't go.
1212
00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:24,830
-Come on.
-I won't go.
1213
00:56:24,910 --> 00:56:25,830
Let's go.
1214
00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:26,910
I won't go.
1215
00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:27,870
Come, will you?!
1216
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:30,240
-Come.
-What kind of exchange offer is this?
1217
00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:31,580
-Uncle.
-Yes?
1218
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,660
Do you have prison uniforms?
1219
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,120
Your sweet torment…
1220
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,280
Surreptitious torment
Here and around…
1221
00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:05,410
I am angry…
1222
00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:09,660
Cajole me, my love
1223
00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,620
I will tease you…
1224
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:14,830
-Girl…
-Hey, hello.
1225
00:57:14,910 --> 00:57:16,410
Check. Check. Check.
1226
00:57:16,790 --> 00:57:17,670
Turn around.
1227
00:57:18,620 --> 00:57:21,120
Pardon me. I forgot to ask.
1228
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,700
Would you like tea or coffee?
1229
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:23,990
Booze.
1230
00:57:24,370 --> 00:57:25,830
I want booze. Can you get me some?
1231
00:57:27,870 --> 00:57:30,580
Booze is blasphemy in our religion.
1232
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:32,870
If you want,
1233
00:57:33,790 --> 00:57:35,540
I can intoxicate you with my eyes.
1234
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,830
There is a rumor in the market…
1235
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,580
I don't know how true it is.
1236
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:45,080
They say my eyes are identical to Rekha's.
1237
00:57:45,950 --> 00:57:46,870
Can I say something?
1238
00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:52,030
Your eyes are hardly identical
to each other, let alone Rekha's.
1239
00:57:52,290 --> 00:57:53,130
Oh…
1240
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,120
Bilal.
1241
00:57:55,790 --> 00:57:56,630
Bila…
1242
00:57:57,870 --> 00:58:00,410
Shocked, aren't you? I was too.
1243
00:58:00,490 --> 00:58:02,330
That's Pooja's twin brother Karam.
1244
00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,120
And he's your brother-in-law Shahrukh.
1245
00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:06,200
Him?
1246
00:58:06,580 --> 00:58:07,410
Shahrukh?
1247
00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:08,660
Then henceforth, I am Salman.
1248
00:58:09,990 --> 00:58:12,990
My father ruined his daughter's
life for the sake of money.
1249
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,330
-Who let this douche in?
-Who are you calling a douche?
1250
00:58:15,410 --> 00:58:16,740
You heard what I said. Feel it.
1251
00:58:16,830 --> 00:58:19,950
He is your future uncle.
1252
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,130
What uncle, brother-in-law… shit is this!
1253
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:23,870
Is this some kind of family drama?
1254
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:27,370
Sona bhai, she isn't answering
my calls either. What do I do?
1255
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,370
I don't drink on duty.
1256
00:58:31,540 --> 00:58:33,540
I have already dialed her number.
Just a minute.
1257
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,660
Radhe…
1258
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:37,410
Hello.
1259
00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:39,080
Hello, Pooja. Sona Bhai.
1260
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,490
Don't utter that idiot's name.
1261
00:58:40,990 --> 00:58:41,830
Sona Bhai.
1262
00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:43,870
Just because he gave me a job,
he won't stop chasing me.
1263
00:58:44,740 --> 00:58:45,830
Who did you call?
1264
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:47,790
I think her brother answered the phone.
1265
00:58:47,870 --> 00:58:49,370
Brother, give the phone to Pooja.
1266
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:51,950
Sona Bhai is here with me,
and you're on speaker.
1267
00:58:52,290 --> 00:58:53,750
Brother, give me the phone.
1268
00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:54,870
No, I won't.
1269
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,160
Please.
1270
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:57,080
First, tell me who is calling.
1271
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:57,990
It's Sona.
1272
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,160
You're not sleeping with anyone.
1273
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,910
Brother, my life, my rules,
my phone, my balance.
1274
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,840
Hello, Sona Ji.
1275
00:59:03,910 --> 00:59:06,870
My brother called
you an idiot, rascal, donkey,
1276
00:59:06,950 --> 00:59:08,830
stupid, and a good-for-nothing fool.
1277
00:59:09,870 --> 00:59:11,660
Your brother didn't
call me all these things.
1278
00:59:11,870 --> 00:59:14,160
He did. I am sorry for that.
1279
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,120
I want to know about your whereabouts.
1280
00:59:19,370 --> 00:59:20,700
You informed us about one day's absence.
1281
00:59:20,870 --> 00:59:21,740
Two.
1282
00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:23,080
It's been three days now.
1283
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,450
You neither answer my calls
nor do you reply.
1284
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:26,500
You've stopped coming to the bar, as well.
1285
00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:27,870
I can't for a few more days.
1286
00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:28,780
Why?
1287
00:59:29,490 --> 00:59:30,530
I am menstruating.
1288
00:59:30,620 --> 00:59:32,530
I can't do anything for a couple of days.
1289
00:59:32,620 --> 00:59:33,830
Ladies problem.
1290
00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:36,740
Oh… why didn't you say so?
1291
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,580
Here's what you do.
As soon as you're comfortable again,
1292
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,950
come immediately.
1293
00:59:41,950 --> 00:59:42,870
Bye.
1294
00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:44,490
Bye.
1295
00:59:48,290 --> 00:59:49,880
We can't do anything.
1296
00:59:50,290 --> 00:59:52,630
Can you get me a hot water bag?
1297
01:00:41,330 --> 01:00:44,030
Ladies problem! Ladies problem!
1298
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,740
Yes, I know.
1299
01:00:47,290 --> 01:00:48,130
Sleep.
1300
01:01:12,580 --> 01:01:13,450
Smiley.
1301
01:01:13,790 --> 01:01:14,630
Smiley.
1302
01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:17,740
-Who is it?
-You… come here.
1303
01:01:17,910 --> 01:01:18,740
It's you.
1304
01:01:19,540 --> 01:01:20,460
Come, let's shower together.
1305
01:01:21,370 --> 01:01:22,700
His SIM card has been activated.
1306
01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:24,700
-Whose?
-Shahrukh's.
1307
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,240
He can make a call at any time.
1308
01:01:26,740 --> 01:01:29,530
I don't know why he's so inclined
towards me these days. I don't know.
1309
01:01:29,830 --> 01:01:30,870
I am not doing this drama anymore.
1310
01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,490
Are you crazy? What are you doing?
1311
01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:34,330
Stand properly. Show some grace.
1312
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:35,490
You will get us killed.
1313
01:01:35,580 --> 01:01:37,870
If Pari finds out about this,
1314
01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:39,700
then we are doomed!
I am going to see her.
1315
01:01:39,790 --> 01:01:41,250
No need to go anywhere.
1316
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,740
I've called daddy's little girl here.
1317
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:44,910
-Here?
-Yes.
1318
01:01:44,990 --> 01:01:47,660
-Why?
-When she sees you dressed as a girl,
1319
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:50,450
her doubts like why you have
lipstick on your face will be cleared.
1320
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:51,630
Get it?
1321
01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:55,450
For the first time,
you're making sense, buddy.
1322
01:01:55,790 --> 01:01:56,790
Radhe-Radhe.
1323
01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:59,370
Thank you. Thank you.
1324
01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:03,330
-Man… I troubled you a lot, didn't I?
-It's okay.
1325
01:02:03,410 --> 01:02:06,160
I feel so peaceful
when I take you in my arms.
1326
01:02:06,370 --> 01:02:09,030
No wonder that idiot Shahrukh
is head over heels for you.
1327
01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:11,160
Touch me.
1328
01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:12,870
What is it… Shut up!
1329
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,280
Oh, my God.
1330
01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:21,660
Being an Indian, how can you be
half an hour early?
1331
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,030
This is wrong.
1332
01:02:23,410 --> 01:02:24,370
I am deeply hurt.
1333
01:02:24,740 --> 01:02:25,700
Shut up.
1334
01:02:26,330 --> 01:02:27,620
I had my doubts,
1335
01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:29,580
but Sister-in-law, you too?
1336
01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:33,580
Stop your drama.
1337
01:02:34,540 --> 01:02:36,090
What do I do?
Sakina.
1338
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,910
Sakina, listen to me.
It's not what you think.
1339
01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:43,740
Shameless fellow! He's crossed all limits.
1340
01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:46,120
My suspicion has been confirmed.
I hate him.
1341
01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:51,030
From today, no Pooja, only Karam.
1342
01:02:51,830 --> 01:02:52,910
Too much fun.
1343
01:02:53,990 --> 01:02:55,370
Hey! You are here.
1344
01:02:58,790 --> 01:02:59,670
I took it off.
1345
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:01,990
I see.
1346
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:03,660
Do you have no shame?
1347
01:03:04,450 --> 01:03:06,830
You're saying such
a disgusting thing so proudly.
1348
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:10,030
-No…
-First that lipstick and now this.
1349
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,950
Listen to me.
1350
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:11,880
What's there to listen?
1351
01:03:11,950 --> 01:03:13,700
-I've seen what I had to.
-But…
1352
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,500
How could you stoop
so low for money, Karam?
1353
01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:17,080
-No…
-Disgusting.
1354
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:17,990
What is disgusting?
1355
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,620
-Don't follow me!
-Where else should I go?
1356
01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,580
-Go to hell.
-Where?
1357
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:21,830
Go jump in the river.
1358
01:03:21,910 --> 01:03:23,700
I'm telling you that I took it off.
1359
01:03:23,790 --> 01:03:24,790
I forgot to add "from my body. "
1360
01:03:24,870 --> 01:03:26,780
I took it off my own body.
1361
01:03:27,870 --> 01:03:28,870
I own it!
1362
01:03:33,330 --> 01:03:34,240
Pari.
1363
01:03:34,370 --> 01:03:35,660
-Greetings, brother. Radhe-Radhe.
-Yes!
1364
01:03:35,740 --> 01:03:37,740
Pari, that was my bra.
At least, hear me out.
1365
01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:40,450
Really? I never saw you
wear it before. Go to hell.
1366
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:41,750
Those were my theater costumes.
1367
01:03:41,830 --> 01:03:44,240
You know I've been dressing up
as Radha, Sita, Draupadi since childhood.
1368
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,490
-Don't believe me?
-No.
1369
01:03:46,580 --> 01:03:47,990
-Want to speak to the organizer?
-Yes.
1370
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,990
Of course. Talk to him. Organizer!
1371
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,410
Hello, Karam.
1372
01:03:55,490 --> 01:03:57,620
Did you finish trying out your clothes?
Checked the bra yet?
1373
01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,330
Yes, it's a bit tight.
Have it loosened by two inches.
1374
01:04:04,830 --> 01:04:08,080
Karam, I thought… Forget it. I am sorry.
1375
01:04:09,330 --> 01:04:12,030
Don't doubt me. I am only yours.
1376
01:04:13,290 --> 01:04:14,250
I love you.
1377
01:04:17,370 --> 01:04:18,200
Love you, too.
1378
01:04:18,290 --> 01:04:19,920
You will have to go over my dead body.
1379
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:20,830
I will.
1380
01:04:20,950 --> 01:04:23,030
Please, buddy. Listen to me. Don't do it.
1381
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,200
He will have us both thrown in jail.
1382
01:04:24,290 --> 01:04:25,750
As if we are having the time
of our lives right now!
1383
01:04:25,830 --> 01:04:26,910
This place is worse than jail.
1384
01:04:26,990 --> 01:04:28,910
My girlfriend, for whom I was doing
all this would have left me.
1385
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:30,330
-What's the point of all this?
-Try to understand.
1386
01:04:30,410 --> 01:04:31,910
Let's find a solution. Let's Google…
1387
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,370
I'll go to Abu Salim right now,
strip off every piece of cloth,
1388
01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,620
and transform from Pooja to Karam.
1389
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:38,490
He should know,
what he purchased as a moped,
1390
01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:39,450
is actually a motorcycle.
1391
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,160
Forget the motorcycle.
Man, he will beat us black and blue.
1392
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,490
Such a big lie,
such a huge fraud.
1393
01:04:45,740 --> 01:04:47,580
I did have my doubts.
1394
01:04:47,870 --> 01:04:49,950
Keep hitting them. Don't stop.
1395
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:51,880
Uncle…
1396
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:54,830
-Hit like this.
-Oh, my!
1397
01:04:55,290 --> 01:04:56,500
Why are they hitting them so much?
1398
01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:57,780
-Hit these idiots.
-Brother, please.
1399
01:04:57,910 --> 01:04:59,120
They lied to us.
1400
01:04:59,290 --> 01:05:00,210
Lied?
1401
01:05:02,910 --> 01:05:04,240
-Come.
-Your bag…
1402
01:05:04,330 --> 01:05:05,830
Enough now, Uncle.
1403
01:05:07,870 --> 01:05:09,280
Please save me, Brother.
1404
01:05:09,370 --> 01:05:10,990
You rascals…
1405
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,660
Abu Daddy, what happened?
Why are you beating these pure souls?
1406
01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:14,740
They lied to me.
1407
01:05:14,990 --> 01:05:16,580
Said we're going to watch Sunny's film.
1408
01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:18,870
I said, "Let's go, nephews. "
1409
01:05:19,160 --> 01:05:21,030
I watched for 20 minutes.
1410
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:24,410
Sunny Leone was tearing
up the screen instead of Sunny Deol.
1411
01:05:24,490 --> 01:05:26,240
And someone else
was uprooting the hand pump.
1412
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,700
-It was a small lie.
-Small lie?
1413
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,780
You changed the entire gender,
don't you dare call it a small lie.
1414
01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:36,030
Daughter-in-law,
do you have anything to say?
1415
01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:39,160
Something about a moped
becoming a motorcycle, right?
1416
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:40,700
We never had such a conversation.
1417
01:05:41,620 --> 01:05:42,740
I was just saying,
1418
01:05:42,830 --> 01:05:45,080
there is nothing wrong
with watching Sunny Leone's film.
1419
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,160
Absolutely.
I have nothing against Sunny Leone.
1420
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:49,490
She is a lovely girl.
1421
01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:50,490
But lies.
1422
01:05:50,830 --> 01:05:52,660
I cannot tolerate lies.
1423
01:05:52,910 --> 01:05:53,740
Beat him.
1424
01:05:53,830 --> 01:05:55,160
Brother.
1425
01:05:59,040 --> 01:05:59,920
Bro…
1426
01:06:00,910 --> 01:06:05,450
it took me two hours, two burgers,
and three ice-creams to convince Sakina
1427
01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:08,290
that I wasn't having
an affair with her sister-in-law.
1428
01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:12,330
She checked my entire phone.
Even the batteries.
1429
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,490
Only then, she was convinced.
1430
01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:15,280
-It's not funny.
-Quiet. Be quiet.
1431
01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:20,120
Do you know how tough
it is to become a girl?
1432
01:06:20,950 --> 01:06:21,830
No.
1433
01:06:22,450 --> 01:06:25,870
Moreover, it's even more tough
to be a girl.
1434
01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:27,950
Ask me.
1435
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:33,740
You are drunk. Get up.
1436
01:06:34,450 --> 01:06:36,490
I'll drop you at your in-law's place.
1437
01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:38,620
We brothers will ride together. Come on.
1438
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,120
God knows whose house
you'll take me to this time.
1439
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,750
I'll go on my own. No, wait…
1440
01:06:57,580 --> 01:07:00,030
-Mom is awake.
-Mom is awake.
1441
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,370
-Mom is awake.
-Whose Mom?
1442
01:07:01,870 --> 01:07:04,200
-Dad.
-Dad.
1443
01:07:04,290 --> 01:07:05,460
-Dad.
-What happened?
1444
01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:06,710
Go to bed.
1445
01:07:08,990 --> 01:07:10,870
Mom is awake. Mom is awake.
1446
01:07:10,950 --> 01:07:11,990
-You are awake.
-Mom is awake.
1447
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,120
Mom is awake.
1448
01:07:14,290 --> 01:07:15,210
How did I get here?
1449
01:07:15,290 --> 01:07:18,000
You were lying unconscious
on the street. I brought you here.
1450
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,840
Who wouldn't want to lift a flower?
1451
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,660
-Did I seem like a flower to you?
-Absolutely.
1452
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,990
Even my first wife was a flower.
She came with a flower pot.
1453
01:07:28,580 --> 01:07:31,370
I have a question. Were you drunk?
1454
01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:33,990
Yes. Just a little bit of scotch.
1455
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,620
It smelled like oranges.
1456
01:07:36,830 --> 01:07:39,870
Yes. I gulp down a few pegs when need be.
1457
01:07:39,950 --> 01:07:42,080
As you know, dancing in the bar and all…
1458
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,700
Just a few more days.
1459
01:07:43,790 --> 01:07:47,460
As soon as I get divorced,
my children will have a mom.
1460
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,240
Dad, I want to swing in Mom's arms.
1461
01:07:50,330 --> 01:07:52,530
Dad, I want to drink milk.
1462
01:07:54,740 --> 01:07:57,240
Swinging in the arms is fine, but
what's this demand about drinking milk?
1463
01:07:57,330 --> 01:07:59,450
The milk is boiling in the kitchen.
He's talking about that.
1464
01:07:59,540 --> 01:08:01,130
Come on, son. Run along.
1465
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,120
Would you… like to be a mother?
1466
01:08:06,490 --> 01:08:08,830
I can't… be one.
1467
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:09,780
Leave that to me.
1468
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,710
But… I am marrying someone else.
1469
01:08:12,790 --> 01:08:14,250
I will kill him and marry you.
1470
01:08:16,490 --> 01:08:17,530
You're blushing!
1471
01:08:17,870 --> 01:08:19,580
It's pretty late. I should leave.
1472
01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:22,490
You cannot leave like this.
I will drop you home.
1473
01:08:22,910 --> 01:08:23,990
You will drop me home?
1474
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:24,950
Why not?
1475
01:08:25,410 --> 01:08:27,530
Even I like to do some charity.
1476
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:39,530
So, this is where you live.
1477
01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:41,030
In that back alley.
1478
01:08:41,490 --> 01:08:42,490
Then we missed it.
1479
01:08:42,990 --> 01:08:45,030
Stopping in front
of the house won't look nice.
1480
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,870
-Correct.
-Do you know anyone here?
1481
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,280
Yes… few wretched people I know.
1482
01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:50,830
Okay, thanks.
1483
01:08:52,830 --> 01:08:55,490
Before you leave,
say those three magic words.
1484
01:08:57,330 --> 01:08:59,660
I must… pee.
1485
01:09:00,620 --> 01:09:03,990
Oh, my! She was amazing!
1486
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:11,450
Sister-in-law. Uncle. Kiss.
1487
01:09:11,870 --> 01:09:12,780
Affair.
1488
01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:16,580
This is my case.
1489
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:22,160
I guess they arranged the money.
1490
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:24,030
I told you, Dad. Karam will manage.
1491
01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,950
Hey, you. Mr. Painter.
1492
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:33,530
Come here…
1493
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:35,830
Mister. Hello.
1494
01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:38,830
-Radhe-Radhe.
-Radhe… Radhe-Radhe.
1495
01:09:38,910 --> 01:09:40,280
Radhe-Radhe.
1496
01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:44,210
Did you apply for a top-up loan
to make more money?
1497
01:09:44,370 --> 01:09:47,490
Not at all. We've so much money now
1498
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:49,160
that we can even lend you some.
1499
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,280
-I see. Come, let's sit on the lawn.
-Please come.
1500
01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:54,240
Sit. I'll go make some tea.
1501
01:10:01,620 --> 01:10:06,580
Wow. She's a bit different
from what I imagined.
1502
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,370
But works for me.
1503
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,370
Pooja.
1504
01:10:12,740 --> 01:10:14,120
Pooja?
1505
01:10:14,370 --> 01:10:15,700
Who are you, brother?
1506
01:10:15,830 --> 01:10:18,740
Mind your language.
Do I look like a brother to you?
1507
01:10:18,830 --> 01:10:22,490
Credit card. Attention. Missing husband.
Adjustment. Remember?
1508
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,080
Tiger.
1509
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,780
-Do you recognize me?
-Tiger who?
1510
01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:31,410
I'll have you arrested
for female harassment, you fool!
1511
01:10:31,910 --> 01:10:34,370
What's that Tiger
from the bank doing here?
1512
01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:37,030
-Tell him. I am your Tiger.
-What?
1513
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,120
You are my Pooja.
1514
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,870
Listen, you lizard.
Have you ever seen Tiger's picture?
1515
01:10:41,330 --> 01:10:45,830
Uncle, you should be ashamed.
Look at your age and her age.
1516
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,410
She is like your daughter.
1517
01:10:48,490 --> 01:10:53,410
Not like my daughter!
She is my daughter.
1518
01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:56,530
-Aren't you Jagjeet?
-I am Jagjeet.
1519
01:10:56,990 --> 01:10:57,910
Who are you?
1520
01:10:58,290 --> 01:11:01,040
-Are you Jagjeet?
-Do you want to see my identity card?
1521
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,120
-You are back?
-Yes, I am.
1522
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:05,160
Why did you come back in your final days?
1523
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,700
If you go out with Pooja,
1524
01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:09,670
people will say, "What a beautiful
father-daughter duo. "
1525
01:11:09,740 --> 01:11:11,370
No one will call you Pooja's husband.
1526
01:11:11,450 --> 01:11:14,240
Listen, you idiot. Get lost.
1527
01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:15,580
Uncle, who is Pooja?
1528
01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:17,990
I don't know
which Pooja he is talking about.
1529
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,160
Mister, I think you have
the wrong Jagjeet.
1530
01:11:21,870 --> 01:11:23,660
I am so sorry. My mistake.
1531
01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:26,030
-If you need a credit card, please call--
-Get out.
1532
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:27,200
Get lost.
1533
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:29,950
-Have some.
-It's okay.
1534
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:36,950
Look, as soon as
you fulfill all my conditions,
1535
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,160
only then will we start preparing
for the wedding.
1536
01:11:40,290 --> 01:11:43,670
Otherwise, Pari gets dozens
of proposals. Every day!
1537
01:11:44,790 --> 01:11:45,670
Let's go.
1538
01:11:50,370 --> 01:11:51,280
Mr. Goldie.
1539
01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:52,370
Sona bhai.
1540
01:11:52,450 --> 01:11:54,660
Sir, Hindi is not allowed here.
1541
01:11:54,740 --> 01:11:55,990
Okay.
1542
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,450
-So, Mr. Goldie.
-Yeah?
1543
01:11:57,540 --> 01:12:00,750
Your kids are very weak
in dance and English.
1544
01:12:00,830 --> 01:12:01,740
No, no.
1545
01:12:03,330 --> 01:12:04,780
They can be weak in dance,
1546
01:12:04,870 --> 01:12:07,160
but in English… unpossible!
1547
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:09,540
Wait a minute.
1548
01:12:11,450 --> 01:12:13,160
It's the future mother of my children.
1549
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,530
Please talk in English.
1550
01:12:14,790 --> 01:12:15,670
Sorry.
1551
01:12:17,910 --> 01:12:18,740
Pooja.
1552
01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:19,950
Where are you?
1553
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,410
I am… kid's school. English medium.
1554
01:12:23,870 --> 01:12:25,200
Hindi no allowed here.
1555
01:12:25,370 --> 01:12:27,830
Even if Hindi isn't allowed,
who allowed this English?
1556
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,450
So, to what do I owe this call?
1557
01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:32,540
-Sir.
-Yes?
1558
01:12:32,620 --> 01:12:33,530
No Hindi, please.
1559
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:34,870
Pooja, talk.
1560
01:12:35,620 --> 01:12:37,410
A girl isn't safe even with you around.
1561
01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:38,530
Which girl?
1562
01:12:38,790 --> 01:12:39,630
Sir.
1563
01:12:41,540 --> 01:12:42,500
Which ladies?
1564
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:45,580
Me. Mrs. Pooja Saajan Tiwari.
1565
01:12:45,830 --> 01:12:48,410
Mrs. Pooja Saajan Tiwari?
1566
01:12:49,540 --> 01:12:51,500
Children, stop your ears.
1567
01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:56,000
Madam, how do you
say haraamkhor in English?
1568
01:12:57,870 --> 01:12:59,120
And what about Kanoon ki ijjat?
1569
01:12:59,490 --> 01:13:00,490
Honor of the law.
1570
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:06,160
Who put hand on honor of law?
1571
01:13:06,370 --> 01:13:08,950
Some leech called Tiger
from Lena Dena Bank.
1572
01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:10,740
I see.
1573
01:13:10,830 --> 01:13:12,530
He's sending me such dirty messages,
1574
01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:14,410
that every now and then I have
to clean my phone with a disinfectant.
1575
01:13:14,490 --> 01:13:16,370
-That sister--
-Sir.
1576
01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:17,910
Please.
1577
01:13:17,990 --> 01:13:18,870
Hold, please.
1578
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:24,530
Madam, how to say Tucche, behen
de takke and laundiabaaz in English?
1579
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:26,450
Stop chewing my brains, you bloody moron.
1580
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:30,210
You good for nothing fool!
Get lost, you wimp!
1581
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:33,120
Wasn't it fun to abuse in Hindi?
1582
01:13:33,290 --> 01:13:34,460
It's not the same in English.
1583
01:13:34,540 --> 01:13:35,420
Out!
1584
01:13:35,790 --> 01:13:38,170
Dad. Dad.
1585
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:40,240
You should drown yourself in booze.
1586
01:13:40,490 --> 01:13:45,410
My uncle Saajan Tiwari
aka Sona bhai,
1587
01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:49,200
the third husband of Aunt Jumani,
1588
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,580
is having an affair
with sister-in-law Pooja.
1589
01:13:55,370 --> 01:13:56,490
Have you been drinking in the morning?
1590
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:59,990
Will you believe me
when she bears his children?
1591
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:00,990
Enough!
1592
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,330
My daughter-in-law is naive and decent.
1593
01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:07,780
That man is a bloody… Forgive me, Lord.
1594
01:14:07,870 --> 01:14:08,830
Lord will forgive.
1595
01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:09,990
He's a rascal.
1596
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:11,370
He certainly is!
1597
01:14:12,370 --> 01:14:15,530
At times he's with aunt,
at times he's with sister-in-law.
1598
01:14:15,620 --> 01:14:19,660
He is slowly trapping all
the women in our house.
1599
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,700
Thank God, Mom is no more.
1600
01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:24,170
Or he would have become my father too.
1601
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,160
Fear God, Son.
1602
01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:28,750
At least leave the dead alone.
1603
01:14:29,620 --> 01:14:33,330
On top of that,
Jumani keeps marrying such idiots.
1604
01:14:33,490 --> 01:14:35,410
One hell of a hobby!
1605
01:14:35,490 --> 01:14:39,580
See, children. This is the home
of your new father. Go on.
1606
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:40,490
…paint it, brother!
1607
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:42,450
-Dad.
-Dad.
1608
01:14:46,790 --> 01:14:47,750
Oh, my!
1609
01:14:57,790 --> 01:15:02,750
My heart is restless without you
1610
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:08,490
I am secretly waiting for you
1611
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,030
Let them go. Let them breathe.
1612
01:15:10,450 --> 01:15:11,660
-Leave them.
-Oh, yes!
1613
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:14,740
-Mom!
-Mom!
1614
01:15:14,830 --> 01:15:16,200
Ms. Jumani, you're here.
1615
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:18,240
Don't be so formal.
1616
01:15:18,330 --> 01:15:21,620
It's been a while. Please, don't stop me.
1617
01:15:23,410 --> 01:15:25,910
I came here for an important discussion.
1618
01:15:25,990 --> 01:15:26,950
Say it.
1619
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:29,990
I was thinking
of being pretty open about it.
1620
01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,580
Be as open as you want.
I am open to everything.
1621
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:37,870
Secretly waiting for you…
1622
01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,240
What do you think about me?
1623
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,490
Like family.
1624
01:15:44,580 --> 01:15:45,530
Oh, my!
1625
01:15:45,830 --> 01:15:47,370
-Thank you.
-Welcome.
1626
01:15:48,620 --> 01:15:52,490
Actually, I've been married thrice.
1627
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:56,210
But I could never find true love.
1628
01:15:57,490 --> 01:16:00,490
So, I came to talk
about marriage with you.
1629
01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:01,490
Marriage?
1630
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:07,410
-Boys. Go play somewhere far away.
-Mom!
1631
01:16:07,490 --> 01:16:08,910
Far… far away.
1632
01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:12,910
Hey!
1633
01:16:16,870 --> 01:16:18,160
-Sit.
-Of course.
1634
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:19,080
Sit.
1635
01:16:22,830 --> 01:16:25,530
Even at this age, you bustle with energy.
1636
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:28,700
This is just a trailer.
The film is on another level!
1637
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,740
May God bless you with good health.
1638
01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:35,620
So, you have no objection
to this marriage?
1639
01:16:35,700 --> 01:16:36,910
Me?
1640
01:16:37,290 --> 01:16:41,710
I have no objection
to any kind of marriage or wedding!
1641
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,780
And what about the age factor…
1642
01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:51,080
Age is no restriction, nor is religion.
1643
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,740
These talks are rubbish.
1644
01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:55,120
And children?
1645
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,620
A few out of love are okay.
1646
01:16:58,700 --> 01:16:59,950
Otherwise, you already have two.
1647
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:03,410
Good God.
1648
01:17:03,490 --> 01:17:04,990
We'll surprise Karam.
1649
01:17:14,490 --> 01:17:18,120
Son, where does Tiger Pandey live?
1650
01:17:19,290 --> 01:17:20,130
Why?
1651
01:17:21,790 --> 01:17:23,090
He wants to open his account.
1652
01:17:25,410 --> 01:17:29,490
He drowned along with
his entire family in the floods.
1653
01:17:31,290 --> 01:17:32,130
Sad news.
1654
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,280
Why are you lying, brother?
1655
01:17:34,370 --> 01:17:36,280
You're the only Tiger Pandey
in the whole of Mathura.
1656
01:17:36,370 --> 01:17:37,240
Quiet.
1657
01:17:37,450 --> 01:17:39,780
But the name doesn't suit your body.
1658
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,200
Right.
1659
01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:42,500
I am thinking of dropping Pandey.
1660
01:17:42,580 --> 01:17:43,490
Lose the Tiger.
1661
01:17:43,790 --> 01:17:44,630
I see.
1662
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,240
Come here, you.
1663
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:48,580
No…
1664
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,700
Fourth marriage?
1665
01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:53,200
You've married more times
than the rooms we have in this house.
1666
01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:55,670
Brother, maybe you don't remember.
1667
01:17:55,740 --> 01:18:00,160
During my third wedding
when we went to Ajmer, the wise man said,
1668
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,450
"When I marry someone younger than me,
1669
01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,590
that marriage will last a lifetime. "
1670
01:18:05,950 --> 01:18:10,030
If she gets divorced then Sona bhai
will come after sister-in-law Pooja.
1671
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:11,030
No. No.
1672
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:15,620
Jumani. It's wrong
to end any relationship like this.
1673
01:18:15,790 --> 01:18:18,380
Try to understand each other.
1674
01:18:18,450 --> 01:18:20,950
Sona is a good catch.
1675
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,710
Don't dismiss him like that!
1676
01:18:22,790 --> 01:18:25,960
What if your next relationship
turns out to be worse than this?
1677
01:18:30,950 --> 01:18:34,950
They raise the glasses in the bar…
1678
01:18:38,990 --> 01:18:40,870
Careful, old man.
1679
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:44,580
Can't you spot the difference,
between young and old?
1680
01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,410
You seem familiar.
1681
01:18:52,490 --> 01:18:54,370
I am not God, I am a human being.
1682
01:18:54,870 --> 01:18:57,120
You must have seen me somewhere.
What brings you here?
1683
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,080
I came here to talk about my divorce.
1684
01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:01,990
-And I came here to talk about my wedding.
-Wedding?
1685
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:03,990
Really?
1686
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:07,960
There is only one woman in this house,
who offers a buffet of marriages.
1687
01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:10,840
Who are you here for?
1688
01:19:10,910 --> 01:19:12,240
Greetings, son-in-law.
1689
01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:14,120
-Here comes bad luck.
-Hello.
1690
01:19:14,290 --> 01:19:16,000
-It's my good luck…
-Him?
1691
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,370
He is not with me.
1692
01:19:17,450 --> 01:19:18,490
He is on his own.
1693
01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:19,830
Who are you, sir?
1694
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,460
I am Jagjeet Singh from Mathura.
1695
01:19:24,990 --> 01:19:25,830
Marvelous.
1696
01:19:25,910 --> 01:19:27,120
-Jagjeet.
-Yes.
1697
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,740
Shaukiya, take him inside.
1698
01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:31,450
-Come, I'll take you in.
-Yes, let's go.
1699
01:19:31,540 --> 01:19:32,960
I am self-dependent.
1700
01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:33,950
-Brother.
-Yes?
1701
01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,170
Quickly get done with him,
and then we'll discuss the wedding.
1702
01:19:36,490 --> 01:19:37,620
I see.
1703
01:19:38,490 --> 01:19:40,200
You are in a hurry to get married.
1704
01:19:40,290 --> 01:19:41,500
Planning a wedding without a divorce.
1705
01:19:41,580 --> 01:19:43,160
-Hey…
-Who?
1706
01:19:43,370 --> 01:19:44,700
I am talking to you.
1707
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,080
I found myself a new husband.
1708
01:19:48,330 --> 01:19:49,370
I see.
1709
01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:51,160
Radhe…
1710
01:19:52,330 --> 01:19:53,160
Excuse me.
1711
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,750
Dad… Dad?
1712
01:19:58,410 --> 01:20:00,740
What have you done to yourself?
Did you swallow a bat?
1713
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:03,090
I've come to talk about marriage.
1714
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:04,450
Whose marriage?
1715
01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:07,420
My marriage with Jumani.
1716
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,410
Don't let love drive
you crazy again, Jagjeet.
1717
01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:14,240
It's not me.
That gorgeous lady is crazy for me.
1718
01:20:14,330 --> 01:20:17,490
This man ruined three years of my youth.
1719
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,330
Youth?
1720
01:20:19,870 --> 01:20:22,990
You're that flop picture
that I saw after the interval.
1721
01:20:23,540 --> 01:20:25,540
The first half is still a mystery.
1722
01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,490
-I'll bash him now!
-Jumani.
1723
01:20:27,580 --> 01:20:29,410
-You look for an excuse to touch me.
-Leave!
1724
01:20:29,950 --> 01:20:34,330
She came home, son.
She said she can't live without me.
1725
01:20:34,410 --> 01:20:35,780
You've lost your mind in old age.
1726
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,030
You don't want to sign the divorce papers?
1727
01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:39,660
Don't.
1728
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,160
I'll get married without a divorce.
1729
01:20:45,410 --> 01:20:46,240
Hello.
1730
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:48,740
Pick up the phone sometimes.
1731
01:20:50,870 --> 01:20:54,370
Unfortunately,
until they don't get divorced,
1732
01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:56,030
she cannot get married.
1733
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,280
And, we can't have any auspicious
ceremonies for six months, anyway.
1734
01:21:01,330 --> 01:21:02,660
Let's get engaged then.
1735
01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:06,660
You are quite fast.
1736
01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:08,660
If you don't have any problem,
1737
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:10,870
then I don't have any objection.
1738
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,740
Let Karmu arrive.
1739
01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:14,580
Let's do the ring ceremony first,
1740
01:21:14,700 --> 01:21:15,700
Karam can join us later.
1741
01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:17,580
Then who will I exchange rings with?
1742
01:21:18,410 --> 01:21:19,530
Me.
1743
01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:25,910
What are you saying?
1744
01:21:26,540 --> 01:21:28,790
How can the father-in-law exchange rings
with the daughter-in-law?
1745
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:30,160
Father-in-law who?
1746
01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:31,780
Which daughter-in-law?
1747
01:21:32,290 --> 01:21:34,750
And why will she
exchange rings with Karam?
1748
01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:36,870
Who else will I exchange rings
with if not him?
1749
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:49,740
Jumani, if you didn't want to marry me,
then why did you make those promises?
1750
01:21:49,950 --> 01:21:52,950
How could you even imagine such a thing?
1751
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:55,530
I love Karmu
and I will only marry him.
1752
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,740
Then why did you talk
about marriage with me?
1753
01:21:57,990 --> 01:22:01,870
I came to talk about
my marriage with Karmu.
1754
01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:02,990
Have you seen your age?
1755
01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:05,380
Age hardly matters, Jumani.
1756
01:22:05,910 --> 01:22:10,780
I promise I will lay all
the comforts of the world at your feet.
1757
01:22:10,950 --> 01:22:12,490
You don't have that long.
1758
01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,500
Remember,
1759
01:22:14,580 --> 01:22:19,990
sometimes even if it's the last over…
the batsman swings pretty hard.
1760
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:23,080
I'll swing my arm so hard,
that you will never forget.
1761
01:22:23,330 --> 01:22:25,410
Pooja, tell your father to leave.
1762
01:22:29,410 --> 01:22:30,530
Don't cry, dear.
1763
01:22:30,620 --> 01:22:31,780
Don't cry, child.
1764
01:22:31,870 --> 01:22:33,580
It's not a recent tradition,
1765
01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:35,450
but one followed for many generations.
1766
01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:39,210
A father is always humiliated
at his daughter-in-law's house.
1767
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:40,950
I am leaving!
1768
01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:03,620
Hello! Hello, Pooja, please don't hang up.
1769
01:23:03,910 --> 01:23:07,490
I am completely in love with you.
1770
01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,700
True love.
1771
01:23:08,950 --> 01:23:10,450
I love you!
1772
01:23:12,580 --> 01:23:13,410
Hello.
1773
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:14,870
Hello.
1774
01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:17,280
What is all this?
1775
01:23:17,370 --> 01:23:18,280
Give me my phone.
1776
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:19,990
Who is Tiger?
1777
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,200
Tiger Shroff. Are you a little kid?
1778
01:23:22,290 --> 01:23:23,710
I am not talking about Jackie's kid.
1779
01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:25,210
Who is this Tiger Pandey
that's calling you?
1780
01:23:25,910 --> 01:23:26,780
Tiger Pandey.
1781
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,030
Someone I know. Why should I tell you?
1782
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:30,080
Why me?
1783
01:23:30,330 --> 01:23:31,990
It's about our family's honor, Pooja.
1784
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,370
About my father's reputation.
1785
01:23:33,450 --> 01:23:35,740
You take money from us,
and have an affair with someone else.
1786
01:23:35,830 --> 01:23:36,780
Enough!
1787
01:23:37,540 --> 01:23:40,000
You are yet to pay 10,00,000 rupees.
1788
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,330
You will never get it, madam.
1789
01:23:41,620 --> 01:23:44,080
You call yourself my husband, right?
Then behave like one.
1790
01:23:44,490 --> 01:23:46,530
-Let's do it tonight.
-What…
1791
01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:48,160
-Come on.
-Stay away.
1792
01:23:48,580 --> 01:23:49,530
Don't cross the line.
1793
01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:51,620
You never gave me any line.
1794
01:23:51,870 --> 01:23:53,700
Ravage this fruit orchard.
1795
01:23:53,830 --> 01:23:55,240
Destroy it.
1796
01:23:55,330 --> 01:23:56,580
Cover your orchard.
1797
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:58,990
This Kiran will be Shahrukh's today.
1798
01:23:59,080 --> 01:23:59,910
-No.
-Yes.
1799
01:23:59,990 --> 01:24:01,950
-No, no!
-Yes.
1800
01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:03,990
Pooja, please!
1801
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,370
Listen to me.
1802
01:24:05,450 --> 01:24:06,700
-I am listening.
-Please.
1803
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,290
-Stop.
-What are you doing?
1804
01:24:08,370 --> 01:24:13,240
You must prove
that you are my real husband.
1805
01:24:13,330 --> 01:24:14,700
Sleep.
1806
01:24:15,370 --> 01:24:16,580
Sleep…
1807
01:24:20,330 --> 01:24:23,330
-What?
-Seems like my old love is back.
1808
01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:24,830
Look, I was joking.
1809
01:24:24,910 --> 01:24:26,450
Forget whatever happened
in the last couple of minutes.
1810
01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:28,960
It was a prank. There's the camera. Hi.
1811
01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:30,380
Stop kidding!
1812
01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:31,830
Listen to my heartbeats.
1813
01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,830
-This is no joke.
-Control.
1814
01:24:33,910 --> 01:24:35,580
-Control.
-I can't.
1815
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,530
-Leave me.
-Listen…
1816
01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:39,530
-Stay away.
-It will be okay.
1817
01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:41,160
-One arm's distance.
-I won't do anything.
1818
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:54,830
I set out… on my vehicle
1819
01:24:54,910 --> 01:24:58,240
On the roads and streets
1820
01:24:58,330 --> 01:25:00,910
I came to a turn
1821
01:25:00,990 --> 01:25:04,370
Where I lost my heart
1822
01:25:04,910 --> 01:25:07,620
I came to a turn
1823
01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:10,330
Where I lost my heart…
1824
01:25:14,290 --> 01:25:15,170
Shit.
1825
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:23,780
What is this?
1826
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,870
Hair fall! Hair fall!
1827
01:25:27,990 --> 01:25:28,910
So much?
1828
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,450
Fake hair…
1829
01:25:33,870 --> 01:25:36,160
Not just the hair, everything is fake.
1830
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:38,030
See.
1831
01:25:39,540 --> 01:25:40,500
And these too.
1832
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:41,780
Have some vitamin C.
1833
01:25:43,450 --> 01:25:44,370
Hi.
1834
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:45,990
Myself Karam.
1835
01:25:46,490 --> 01:25:47,950
And Karam is Pooja.
1836
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:02,130
Good Lord!
1837
01:26:03,740 --> 01:26:04,950
What have you done?
1838
01:26:07,990 --> 01:26:09,030
Sorry, buddy.
1839
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:10,080
Sorry?
1840
01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:14,030
Sorry?
1841
01:26:17,870 --> 01:26:18,780
Oh…
1842
01:26:19,830 --> 01:26:20,830
Now I get it.
1843
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:25,200
The other night, when you fell in my arms,
1844
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:27,120
that feeling…
1845
01:26:28,740 --> 01:26:32,530
And the other day, when your hand
unintentionally touched mine,
1846
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:33,960
that feeling…
1847
01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:36,790
I knew it felt like a guy's touch.
1848
01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:39,490
Because you are not a girl,
1849
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,030
you are a guy.
1850
01:26:42,240 --> 01:26:44,660
-Yes, bro.
-My God…
1851
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,530
That's what I like. Boys!
1852
01:26:57,790 --> 01:26:59,000
So, he's your love?
1853
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:03,530
Good choice.
1854
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:04,580
Thanks.
1855
01:27:05,740 --> 01:27:07,490
Why did you get married?
1856
01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:11,160
Dad loves me a lot,
1857
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:13,080
and I love him.
1858
01:27:14,870 --> 01:27:16,120
I couldn't say no.
1859
01:27:16,620 --> 01:27:17,700
Ditto.
1860
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,240
And a father's love…
1861
01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:24,200
is the father of all kinds of love.
1862
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:27,240
A child stays
in a mother's womb for nine months,
1863
01:27:27,330 --> 01:27:29,740
but forever on a father's conscience.
1864
01:27:30,330 --> 01:27:32,700
I cannot spend a lifetime in this house.
1865
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:35,790
I've become so prone
to wearing a burka now,
1866
01:27:35,870 --> 01:27:39,490
yesterday when I ate kheer, I could
only get the milk and not the rice.
1867
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:47,330
What do we do? Where do we go?
1868
01:27:48,660 --> 01:27:49,990
We don't have a choice, man!
1869
01:27:51,950 --> 01:27:52,870
What happened?
1870
01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:54,700
No, not over here. Go out.
1871
01:27:54,990 --> 01:27:56,700
Why is his phone unreachable?
1872
01:27:57,580 --> 01:27:58,700
Smiley.
1873
01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:00,960
Hey, Sakina.
1874
01:28:07,330 --> 01:28:08,990
Who is vomiting at this hour?
1875
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:12,700
Wear your wig.
1876
01:28:13,830 --> 01:28:16,370
Otherwise, my father will die
of shock like my grandfather.
1877
01:28:23,740 --> 01:28:24,910
Daddy dearest.
1878
01:28:25,120 --> 01:28:27,030
There is no such thing as true love.
1879
01:28:27,290 --> 01:28:28,420
It's just a sham.
1880
01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:30,330
Absolutely right.
1881
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:33,960
Hello.
1882
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:37,420
Jagjeet. Congratulations.
1883
01:28:37,490 --> 01:28:38,830
Congratulations to you, too.
1884
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,920
But what are you congratulating me for?
1885
01:28:40,990 --> 01:28:44,120
With the grace of Allah,
Pooja is pregnant.
1886
01:28:45,370 --> 01:28:48,780
Pat… pat him on the back.
1887
01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:49,950
What happened?
1888
01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:52,240
When did this happen?
1889
01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:53,490
We just found out.
1890
01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:56,030
Are you paying more money?
1891
01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:57,370
Forget money,
1892
01:28:57,450 --> 01:29:00,830
we'll give everything
we have to our daughter-in-law.
1893
01:29:01,540 --> 01:29:03,420
You should celebrate too, Jagjeet.
1894
01:29:03,490 --> 01:29:04,700
You are going to be a grandfather.
1895
01:29:04,790 --> 01:29:05,750
Radhe-Radhe.
1896
01:29:05,870 --> 01:29:06,780
What happened?
1897
01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:12,120
Something that has never happened
in this universe before!
1898
01:29:12,910 --> 01:29:14,120
-Radhe-Radhe.
-Radhe-Radhe.
1899
01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:17,950
I am very happy today. Do pray.
1900
01:29:18,040 --> 01:29:18,880
Oh, yes.
1901
01:29:18,950 --> 01:29:21,660
First, at least know
who you should pray for.
1902
01:29:22,370 --> 01:29:23,280
Do tell!
1903
01:29:23,450 --> 01:29:25,370
My daughter-in-law is pregnant.
1904
01:29:25,450 --> 01:29:26,870
Marvelous.
1905
01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:27,950
What is happening?
1906
01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:32,530
If your blank check gets en-cashed,
this is how you lose your mind.
1907
01:29:32,990 --> 01:29:34,240
Has a murder ever taken place
in your house?
1908
01:29:34,830 --> 01:29:35,660
No.
1909
01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:37,700
Stop your father or there will be one.
1910
01:29:39,490 --> 01:29:42,120
Hey, mister. Get in line.
We've been waiting for a long time.
1911
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,030
Get lost.
1912
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:44,990
He is my son.
1913
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,030
We are seeing this day
because of his hard work.
1914
01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:49,030
I'll always be grateful for the happiness
1915
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,620
you've bestowed upon me today.
1916
01:29:52,200 --> 01:29:53,490
Dad, we need to talk.
1917
01:29:53,910 --> 01:29:54,740
Go ahead.
1918
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:58,170
I've something to tell you, but…
1919
01:29:58,450 --> 01:29:59,330
Tell me.
1920
01:30:01,330 --> 01:30:02,450
Pooja cannot get pregnant.
1921
01:30:04,870 --> 01:30:05,780
As in?
1922
01:30:05,870 --> 01:30:07,740
As in, I can't become a father,
she can't become an aunt.
1923
01:30:07,830 --> 01:30:09,490
You can't become a grandfather.
Him… I don't know.
1924
01:30:11,410 --> 01:30:12,410
But you…
1925
01:30:13,450 --> 01:30:14,410
No, no…
1926
01:30:14,790 --> 01:30:17,750
Don't blame daughter-in-law
for your weaknesses.
1927
01:30:17,830 --> 01:30:20,330
It's not my fault. The doctors advised
her against it. Go tell them.
1928
01:30:20,410 --> 01:30:22,080
-Are you sure?
-I swear on my father.
1929
01:30:23,370 --> 01:30:24,490
Good Lord.
1930
01:30:24,660 --> 01:30:26,080
Bilal. Javed.
1931
01:30:26,660 --> 01:30:29,660
Take all the gifts back.
Make sure you count the cash.
1932
01:30:29,870 --> 01:30:30,700
Goodbye.
1933
01:30:30,790 --> 01:30:31,880
But what happened?
1934
01:30:31,950 --> 01:30:34,620
Nothing happened, that's
why we're taking all the gifts back.
1935
01:30:34,700 --> 01:30:35,530
Please, leave.
1936
01:30:35,620 --> 01:30:36,490
I don't know how to tell you.
1937
01:30:36,580 --> 01:30:39,330
I thought I would become a grandfather…
1938
01:30:39,410 --> 01:30:41,410
I wanted to tell you, but…
1939
01:30:41,490 --> 01:30:42,780
-Leave.
-Tell him, Sakina.
1940
01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:44,830
-Dad. Let's talk about it.
-Dad…
1941
01:30:44,910 --> 01:30:45,950
-Dad.
-Dad.
1942
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,120
Dad!
1943
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:48,870
-Brother Shaukiya!
-Dad!
1944
01:30:49,410 --> 01:30:50,870
-Dad!
-Dad!
1945
01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,580
-Is he dead?
-Dad!
1946
01:30:52,660 --> 01:30:54,120
What is wrong with him?
1947
01:30:54,450 --> 01:30:56,780
Yes, tell him to stop drinking.
1948
01:30:56,870 --> 01:30:57,740
Brother.
1949
01:30:58,200 --> 01:30:59,240
Brother.
1950
01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:01,370
What happened to him?
1951
01:31:03,950 --> 01:31:05,620
What happened to my brother?
1952
01:31:05,700 --> 01:31:07,370
Brother is fine.
1953
01:31:07,450 --> 01:31:10,410
But what if something would have
happened to me because of your face?
1954
01:31:10,540 --> 01:31:11,670
Do you want a beating?
1955
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:13,620
What happened to my brother?
1956
01:31:13,910 --> 01:31:16,870
I came straight from
the beauty parlor when I got the news.
1957
01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:19,490
Thank God, you're not coming
from the spa. Otherwise…
1958
01:31:19,830 --> 01:31:20,780
Seems like he needs a beating, as well.
1959
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:22,530
Someone, please tell me what happened!
1960
01:31:22,620 --> 01:31:24,870
He had chest pain. Almost a heart attack.
1961
01:31:24,950 --> 01:31:26,240
How? Why?
1962
01:31:28,660 --> 01:31:30,990
Pooja cannot have children. That's why.
1963
01:31:32,580 --> 01:31:33,870
Pooja can't have children?
1964
01:31:37,580 --> 01:31:39,160
Pooja. Come here.
1965
01:31:39,910 --> 01:31:42,280
Take a glass of hot milk.
Add some turmeric…
1966
01:31:42,370 --> 01:31:46,120
We know the process.
Milk. Shilajit. We know.
1967
01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:47,450
Scientifically, she can't.
1968
01:31:50,950 --> 01:31:54,490
Where science ends, he begins.
1969
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:56,030
Who?
1970
01:31:57,950 --> 01:31:59,660
Is this Baba House or the Parliament?
1971
01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:03,580
Who is spitting?
1972
01:32:03,830 --> 01:32:06,450
I told you, Dad.
People will spit on us.
1973
01:32:06,540 --> 01:32:08,340
It's not spit. It's perfume.
1974
01:32:09,330 --> 01:32:10,660
-Let's go.
-I am not going in.
1975
01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,740
What are you doing?
1976
01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,380
This is Dad's wish. We must fulfill it.
1977
01:32:14,910 --> 01:32:16,580
You have come too far in the act now.
A little more won't hurt.
1978
01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:31,280
She can't have a child.
1979
01:32:31,370 --> 01:32:32,280
What?
1980
01:32:32,790 --> 01:32:35,290
It's okay, Pooja. We'll try again. Come.
1981
01:32:35,370 --> 01:32:38,740
She can have children! That too, twins!
1982
01:32:38,830 --> 01:32:39,830
This Baba is a fraud.
1983
01:32:39,910 --> 01:32:42,740
Absolutely right.
My innocent daughter is right.
1984
01:32:42,830 --> 01:32:43,990
When did you arrive?
1985
01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:45,620
On 20th February, 1956.
1986
01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:47,240
He isn't asking for your birth date.
1987
01:32:47,330 --> 01:32:50,530
Look, won't we both become grandparents?
1988
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:51,870
No. No. Let's go.
1989
01:32:51,950 --> 01:32:52,950
-Yes, let's go.
-Come on.
1990
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:53,920
Calling me a fraud?
1991
01:32:54,870 --> 01:32:57,240
All the children that you see here…
1992
01:32:57,490 --> 01:33:02,080
Raju, Bittu, Vikki, Donor,
Sonu's Titu's Sweety…
1993
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:04,450
They all are a result of my treatment.
1994
01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:07,590
-The doctor said I can't have children.
-Yes, the doctor…
1995
01:33:07,660 --> 01:33:10,950
I've blessed big doctors with little ones.
1996
01:33:11,740 --> 01:33:14,080
Look, we only want only one little one…
1997
01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,160
I mean only one child. Only one.
1998
01:33:16,240 --> 01:33:17,080
Right, child?
1999
01:33:20,330 --> 01:33:23,830
These people are hellbent on getting
me pregnant, which is impossible.
2000
01:33:24,080 --> 01:33:25,870
Talk to your family!
2001
01:33:25,950 --> 01:33:27,950
Even I am tired of them.
2002
01:33:28,290 --> 01:33:30,210
I would move out
if I found a better family.
2003
01:33:30,290 --> 01:33:31,750
Pooja. Pooja.
2004
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:33,830
I cannot take this anymore.
2005
01:33:33,910 --> 01:33:35,160
Then take the rollers off
and wash your face.
2006
01:33:36,490 --> 01:33:38,370
I wasn't talking about this.
2007
01:33:38,450 --> 01:33:40,700
I am talking about your brother Karmu.
2008
01:33:40,910 --> 01:33:42,330
He isn't answering my calls.
2009
01:33:42,580 --> 01:33:45,700
Tell him to talk to me.
2010
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:48,870
Look, Auntie. Karam is my brother.
2011
01:33:48,950 --> 01:33:51,030
But he's a womanizer!
2012
01:33:51,290 --> 01:33:53,250
Sorry for my language. He's a big flirt.
2013
01:33:53,330 --> 01:33:54,700
He proposes to anyone.
2014
01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:57,080
He still has a couple of ongoing affairs.
2015
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:01,710
You won't understand, Pooja.
2016
01:34:02,660 --> 01:34:07,120
Freelancers go from pillar to post.
2017
01:34:07,580 --> 01:34:11,780
And only those with
a permanent job stay in one place.
2018
01:34:12,450 --> 01:34:13,370
And anyway,
2019
01:34:16,410 --> 01:34:18,080
like a Pathaan once said,
2020
01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:21,380
"When you love someone with dedication,
2021
01:34:21,450 --> 01:34:25,240
the universe conspires to unite you two. "
2022
01:34:25,410 --> 01:34:26,280
Hello.
2023
01:34:27,410 --> 01:34:28,910
-One suggestion.
-What?
2024
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,120
-Don't ever say this dialogue again.
-Why?
2025
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,990
-If Shahrukh hears you…
-Not me. The real one.
2026
01:34:34,450 --> 01:34:35,370
He won't be able to bear it.
2027
01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:37,160
I don't care.
2028
01:34:37,830 --> 01:34:39,620
If your brother doesn't come and see me…
2029
01:34:39,870 --> 01:34:42,700
I will swallow poison and die.
2030
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:44,370
Good God!
2031
01:34:44,790 --> 01:34:46,590
Judging by the clowns
your family is made up of,
2032
01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:48,410
you should put them
on display and sell tickets.
2033
01:34:48,490 --> 01:34:50,990
I understand. But you must meet her once.
2034
01:34:51,290 --> 01:34:54,000
If she dies, then… What is the name
of your friend from Mathura?
2035
01:34:54,080 --> 01:34:55,370
Your brother-in-law. Smiley.
2036
01:34:55,450 --> 01:34:56,530
Yes. How embarrassing!
2037
01:34:56,620 --> 01:34:58,200
He and Sakina can never get married.
2038
01:35:03,040 --> 01:35:03,920
Radhe…
2039
01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:06,660
Smiley bro, are you feeling
restless without Pooja?
2040
01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:09,910
I don't, but Sona bhai does.
2041
01:35:09,990 --> 01:35:12,780
You sound as if he's pointing
a gun at your head.
2042
01:35:12,870 --> 01:35:14,530
Don't be stupid.
2043
01:35:14,620 --> 01:35:16,870
Sona bhai is a gem of a person.
2044
01:35:16,950 --> 01:35:19,620
He is a great guy. And he loves you a lot.
2045
01:35:20,330 --> 01:35:21,240
Am I right, Sona bhai?
2046
01:35:22,910 --> 01:35:23,950
Pooja.
2047
01:35:24,370 --> 01:35:26,030
Where are you?
2048
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:27,580
Hi, Sona.
2049
01:35:28,540 --> 01:35:30,420
I am good. Just hold on.
2050
01:35:31,870 --> 01:35:33,490
Hello, Karmu.
2051
01:35:34,870 --> 01:35:35,950
Where have you reached?
2052
01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:38,630
Yes, Jumani. Get to Pappu's Diner.
2053
01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:40,030
Order some food. I will be there.
2054
01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:43,000
Yes, what were you saying?
2055
01:35:43,540 --> 01:35:46,380
Tell me… when are we meeting?
2056
01:35:46,450 --> 01:35:50,120
I am busy right now. I'll meet you later.
Till then just chill.
2057
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,200
We have to meet today.
2058
01:35:51,290 --> 01:35:52,250
I can't.
2059
01:35:52,620 --> 01:35:54,330
Pooja, look.
2060
01:35:54,870 --> 01:35:56,740
If you don't show up in 30 minutes,
2061
01:35:57,040 --> 01:36:01,040
then you'll have to let me know
where to send Smiley's dead body.
2062
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,490
-Kill him.
-What are you saying?
2063
01:36:03,580 --> 01:36:04,700
I mean give him the phone.
2064
01:36:04,790 --> 01:36:06,790
-We're on speaker.
-Yes, we're on speaker. Go ahead.
2065
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:09,740
I'm sending you the location. See you.
2066
01:36:10,330 --> 01:36:11,200
She is sending it.
2067
01:36:14,330 --> 01:36:15,660
How am I going to meet them both?
2068
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:16,950
I'm doomed.
2069
01:36:17,700 --> 01:36:18,950
I know you want it
2070
01:36:22,450 --> 01:36:23,780
I like it like that
2071
01:36:24,790 --> 01:36:26,090
Pooja. Here…
2072
01:36:30,370 --> 01:36:31,740
Is this any way to call someone?
2073
01:36:31,910 --> 01:36:33,910
Threatening an innocent Sikh man.
2074
01:36:33,990 --> 01:36:35,830
Yes, sister, I am deeply hurt.
2075
01:36:35,910 --> 01:36:36,740
Shut up.
2076
01:36:37,830 --> 01:36:39,280
Is this any way
to call anyone for marriage?
2077
01:36:40,870 --> 01:36:43,910
How much does your mobile weigh?
2078
01:36:43,990 --> 01:36:45,160
Around 300 grams.
2079
01:36:45,240 --> 01:36:46,740
Then why don't you pick it up?
2080
01:36:47,410 --> 01:36:51,870
Look, Pooja, why don't you understand,
2081
01:36:51,950 --> 01:36:54,080
I cannot live without you.
2082
01:36:54,330 --> 01:36:55,160
Never.
2083
01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:58,080
I live for you, die for you!
I'll live down your street!
2084
01:36:58,160 --> 01:36:59,870
Life without you is impossible.
2085
01:36:59,950 --> 01:37:01,030
Life is short.
2086
01:37:01,120 --> 01:37:03,450
This is not a game.
Deewane, Parwane, Khurrane.
2087
01:37:04,790 --> 01:37:07,750
I told you a dozen times
I am getting married to a guy.
2088
01:37:08,490 --> 01:37:09,660
What does the guy do?
2089
01:37:10,040 --> 01:37:11,290
He loves me a lot.
2090
01:37:11,370 --> 01:37:13,910
I didn't mean personally.
I meant professionally.
2091
01:37:14,580 --> 01:37:15,660
He is in CBI.
2092
01:37:16,370 --> 01:37:18,030
Scared you, right?
2093
01:37:18,370 --> 01:37:19,490
It even scared me that night.
2094
01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,620
CBI stands for Central Bank of India.
He's a cashier there.
2095
01:37:23,700 --> 01:37:25,490
You should tell the full form then. Right?
2096
01:37:25,580 --> 01:37:26,620
Correct. Correct.
2097
01:37:34,120 --> 01:37:36,410
It's so hot in here. AC is not working.
2098
01:37:36,490 --> 01:37:37,530
I feel repressed.
2099
01:37:38,370 --> 01:37:40,410
I must rush to the toilet.
2100
01:37:40,490 --> 01:37:41,410
Go on, sister.
2101
01:37:41,910 --> 01:37:43,200
Or you might just do it here.
2102
01:37:43,910 --> 01:37:44,740
Right?
2103
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:48,580
Hello. Have you reached Pappu's Diner?
2104
01:37:48,660 --> 01:37:50,370
I already had half a dozen parathas.
2105
01:37:50,450 --> 01:37:51,530
Didn't like them at all.
2106
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,280
I am at the cafe next door.
2107
01:37:53,370 --> 01:37:54,950
-Come here.
-Coming.
2108
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,030
Two minutes.
2109
01:37:58,160 --> 01:37:58,990
Hey…
2110
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:00,380
This is the gents toilet.
2111
01:38:00,740 --> 01:38:02,410
-Ladies toilet is over there.
-Sorry.
2112
01:38:05,870 --> 01:38:07,030
I'm looking beautiful.
2113
01:38:08,620 --> 01:38:09,580
What is all this?
2114
01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:12,120
Is this the correct way?
You'll commit suicide if I don't come!
2115
01:38:12,990 --> 01:38:15,410
First, you took the sister,
and now you want the brother, as well.
2116
01:38:15,790 --> 01:38:17,710
Here's some advice, take my father too.
2117
01:38:17,990 --> 01:38:19,280
And end our family.
2118
01:38:19,370 --> 01:38:20,410
Your father?
2119
01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:22,200
He's a bad deal.
2120
01:38:22,830 --> 01:38:23,830
I want you.
2121
01:38:23,910 --> 01:38:24,910
I don't want you.
2122
01:38:25,410 --> 01:38:27,830
I love someone else. Her name is Pari.
2123
01:38:28,040 --> 01:38:29,090
I love her a lot.
2124
01:38:31,950 --> 01:38:33,280
Don't cry like that,
I won't be able to control my laughter.
2125
01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:35,200
What is it that I lack?
2126
01:38:35,290 --> 01:38:36,290
I'll WhatsApp you the entire list.
2127
01:38:36,370 --> 01:38:38,910
Right now, it's not you,
it's the place. Let's go to Pappu's Diner.
2128
01:38:38,990 --> 01:38:41,280
No, I don't want to go to Pappu's Diner.
2129
01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:42,750
Look around.
2130
01:38:42,830 --> 01:38:44,200
There are young people all around,
just like us.
2131
01:38:45,080 --> 01:38:45,910
Young?
2132
01:38:48,990 --> 01:38:50,280
It's time to go to the toilet.
2133
01:38:50,910 --> 01:38:52,240
How can there be a fixed time for it?
2134
01:38:52,330 --> 01:38:55,330
This is not like Swiggy or Zomato,
which arrives on order.
2135
01:38:55,410 --> 01:38:56,830
Hold it till tomorrow.
2136
01:38:56,910 --> 01:38:58,450
This is yesterday's!
2137
01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:01,950
She disconnected my call.
2138
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,910
Excuse me.
2139
01:39:20,370 --> 01:39:22,200
One orange on that table.
2140
01:39:22,580 --> 01:39:23,410
Sure, ma'am.
2141
01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:28,740
Well, my job was to unite two love birds.
2142
01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:31,080
-I'll see you guys later. Okay, sister.
-Yes, leave.
2143
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:31,990
Bye.
2144
01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:37,040
Pooja, why do you have
a hand on your heart?
2145
01:39:38,830 --> 01:39:42,530
You hurt me so much,
that my heart on this side is aching.
2146
01:39:42,910 --> 01:39:43,830
I see.
2147
01:39:46,870 --> 01:39:49,240
Madam, your orange juice.
2148
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:52,630
I asked for the fruit,
but you brought juice instead.
2149
01:39:52,990 --> 01:39:54,410
This is healthy as well, madam.
2150
01:39:54,490 --> 01:39:56,450
-Come on.
-Are you a dietician?
2151
01:39:56,830 --> 01:39:58,200
Just get what madam ordered.
2152
01:39:58,290 --> 01:39:59,250
Come on, out.
2153
01:39:59,870 --> 01:40:00,740
Pooja,
2154
01:40:01,910 --> 01:40:03,870
I have a small request.
2155
01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:06,910
If not me, think about my children.
2156
01:40:07,290 --> 01:40:08,960
How can they live without a mother?
2157
01:40:09,490 --> 01:40:12,740
If this was just an infatuation,
I would have cheated on him.
2158
01:40:12,830 --> 01:40:14,870
-But we are childhood sweethearts.
-Child…
2159
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,200
-Childhood?
-We used to play doctor-doctor together.
2160
01:40:17,950 --> 01:40:19,240
You know what doctor-doctor is, right?
2161
01:40:19,790 --> 01:40:22,340
Madam, we are out of fresh oranges.
2162
01:40:22,410 --> 01:40:24,160
Can I get you a watermelon?
2163
01:40:24,370 --> 01:40:25,200
Watermelon?
2164
01:40:25,870 --> 01:40:26,700
Do you have anything smaller?
2165
01:40:26,790 --> 01:40:28,340
Madam, grapes?
2166
01:40:28,410 --> 01:40:30,200
So… Narrow-minded!
2167
01:40:30,450 --> 01:40:31,450
That leaves us with bananas.
2168
01:40:31,660 --> 01:40:32,490
Shut up.
2169
01:40:32,580 --> 01:40:33,490
Get out!
2170
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:34,920
Banana!
2171
01:40:40,620 --> 01:40:41,450
Toilet…
2172
01:40:41,540 --> 01:40:43,170
-Toilet?
-I got to go.
2173
01:40:44,160 --> 01:40:47,200
Look, Pooja. Take ten minutes extra,
2174
01:40:47,290 --> 01:40:48,750
but finish your business this time.
2175
01:40:58,790 --> 01:40:59,920
Radhe-Radhe, Mr. Sona.
2176
01:40:59,990 --> 01:41:02,240
Radhe-Radhe. You are early.
2177
01:41:02,450 --> 01:41:04,120
Why did you suddenly call me here?
2178
01:41:04,330 --> 01:41:07,030
-Pooja isn't listening to me.
-Oh.
2179
01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:10,200
So I thought,
if one female speaks to another,
2180
01:41:10,370 --> 01:41:11,410
it will make a difference.
2181
01:41:11,580 --> 01:41:13,160
But where is Pooja?
2182
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:20,450
Karam.
2183
01:41:22,490 --> 01:41:23,330
Cake, sir.
2184
01:41:23,410 --> 01:41:24,410
Come on, stand up.
2185
01:41:24,490 --> 01:41:26,080
I was going to stand up anyway.
2186
01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:27,580
Close your eyes.
2187
01:41:28,450 --> 01:41:29,450
I won't.
2188
01:41:29,540 --> 01:41:30,670
Please do it.
2189
01:41:31,790 --> 01:41:32,670
Fine.
2190
01:41:33,870 --> 01:41:40,080
I always wished to go down on my knees
and propose to my boyfriend.
2191
01:41:40,660 --> 01:41:41,870
I love you, Karam.
2192
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,960
No woman should bow before any man.
2193
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:45,090
Get up. What are you doing?
2194
01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:47,530
Have you lost your mind?
2195
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:49,240
Yes, in your love.
2196
01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:57,700
Hello.
2197
01:41:57,790 --> 01:41:58,670
Where are you?
2198
01:41:58,950 --> 01:42:01,700
I am with a client, on duty.
2199
01:42:02,370 --> 01:42:03,660
Do it properly.
2200
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:07,040
Don't get fired from this job, as well.
2201
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:12,080
Hello.
2202
01:42:14,120 --> 01:42:15,030
Who was it?
2203
01:42:15,580 --> 01:42:18,740
It's… time to go to the toilet.
2204
01:42:18,830 --> 01:42:19,660
Again?
2205
01:42:19,870 --> 01:42:20,700
Yes.
2206
01:42:21,080 --> 01:42:21,950
But…
2207
01:42:30,040 --> 01:42:33,880
Now you two must take three dips
in the Yamuna River.
2208
01:42:34,370 --> 01:42:35,370
Hold hands.
2209
01:42:36,290 --> 01:42:38,090
Not mine. Hold your wife's hand.
2210
01:42:39,410 --> 01:42:41,950
Now take God's name and go ahead.
2211
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,590
You'll be successful. Okay?
2212
01:42:43,660 --> 01:42:44,490
-Go.
-Careful.
2213
01:42:44,580 --> 01:42:48,490
Dad, why travel all the way
from Agra to Mathura to take a dip?
2214
01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:51,620
-For the heir of the family.
-For what?
2215
01:43:06,540 --> 01:43:07,630
-One.
-One.
2216
01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:14,290
-Two.
-Two.
2217
01:43:16,830 --> 01:43:17,830
-Three.
-Three.
2218
01:43:21,660 --> 01:43:22,870
Good God…
2219
01:43:26,330 --> 01:43:27,160
Pooja.
2220
01:43:28,540 --> 01:43:29,790
-Pooja.
-Pooja.
2221
01:43:29,950 --> 01:43:31,240
Dearest… Sister-in-law.
2222
01:43:31,330 --> 01:43:32,200
Pooja.
2223
01:43:32,700 --> 01:43:34,700
-Baba, where's Pooja?
-Pooja!
2224
01:43:34,790 --> 01:43:35,710
Where is Pooja?
2225
01:43:35,990 --> 01:43:37,280
Pooja drowned.
2226
01:43:37,370 --> 01:43:38,330
Pooja.
2227
01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:40,910
My daughter has drowned.
2228
01:43:41,330 --> 01:43:42,740
Look for her!
2229
01:43:42,990 --> 01:43:44,370
-Pooja.
-Pooja!
2230
01:43:44,450 --> 01:43:46,030
Find her. Please, find her.
2231
01:43:46,120 --> 01:43:47,240
-Where did she go?
-Pooja!
2232
01:43:47,330 --> 01:43:48,410
Where did she disappear?
2233
01:43:48,490 --> 01:43:50,030
My daughter has drowned.
2234
01:43:51,160 --> 01:43:52,990
Not me. Find Pooja.
2235
01:43:53,580 --> 01:43:54,580
Uncle, careful! What are you doing?!
2236
01:43:54,660 --> 01:43:56,240
-Pooja!
-Pooja!
2237
01:43:56,330 --> 01:43:57,830
Pooja.
2238
01:43:57,910 --> 01:43:59,280
-Find her.
-Did you find her?
2239
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:02,200
Dearest sister-in-law, my foot!
You killed her.
2240
01:44:03,290 --> 01:44:04,290
Sister-in-law!
2241
01:44:11,410 --> 01:44:12,330
They killed her.
2242
01:44:12,450 --> 01:44:14,580
They killed Pooja.
2243
01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:17,450
For the sake of a child,
2244
01:44:17,790 --> 01:44:21,090
they took my daughter's life.
2245
01:44:21,540 --> 01:44:23,290
I had only one daughter.
2246
01:44:23,370 --> 01:44:24,870
I could have had another.
2247
01:44:25,990 --> 01:44:31,120
But an evil Surpanakha ruined my plan.
2248
01:44:31,450 --> 01:44:34,620
-Mom, who is this evil Surpanakha?
-Shut up!
2249
01:44:34,700 --> 01:44:38,660
Ladies and gentlemen, my countrymen…
2250
01:44:38,870 --> 01:44:42,580
these three men killed my daughter.
2251
01:44:42,740 --> 01:44:45,240
I couldn't save you.
2252
01:44:45,330 --> 01:44:49,030
Look, what happened was an accident.
2253
01:44:49,950 --> 01:44:52,080
Even we are sad about Pooja's demise.
2254
01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,460
You're lying, old man.
2255
01:45:00,740 --> 01:45:02,530
Why is he carrying a belt?
2256
01:45:02,620 --> 01:45:06,160
Maybe he forgot to put it
on after hearing about his sister.
2257
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:10,490
Who told my sister to bear a child?
2258
01:45:13,410 --> 01:45:16,330
So, you want me to utter his name?
2259
01:45:16,830 --> 01:45:18,370
Forget it. Let it go.
2260
01:45:18,450 --> 01:45:20,870
Have a big heart like
your big belt and forgive him.
2261
01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:22,700
It will give peace
to our daughter-in-law's soul.
2262
01:45:22,790 --> 01:45:23,710
Daughter-in-law!
2263
01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:25,240
That's the problem.
2264
01:45:25,830 --> 01:45:27,830
This wouldn't have happened
if you had treated her as a daughter.
2265
01:45:28,700 --> 01:45:30,200
Who took her to the Baba?
2266
01:45:30,790 --> 01:45:32,210
Where's the beauty queen of your family?
2267
01:45:32,290 --> 01:45:35,710
Beauty queen?
We have no such member in the family.
2268
01:45:35,790 --> 01:45:37,290
Idiot, your aunt.
2269
01:45:37,370 --> 01:45:38,700
There she is.
2270
01:45:39,740 --> 01:45:41,030
You took her to that Baba, right?
2271
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:42,990
I swear on my children.
2272
01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:45,490
I always treated Pooja
as my elder sister…
2273
01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:47,280
-and I have always helped her.
-Take this woman away.
2274
01:45:47,660 --> 01:45:49,200
I don't hit women.
2275
01:45:49,290 --> 01:45:51,210
You can hit her with the belt though.
2276
01:45:51,580 --> 01:45:53,240
Idiot. Do you want a beating?
2277
01:45:54,330 --> 01:45:59,410
But Karmu,
you said you don't talk to your sister.
2278
01:45:59,830 --> 01:46:01,450
Where is this love suddenly coming from?
2279
01:46:01,540 --> 01:46:02,920
I thought I'd speak to her today.
2280
01:46:02,990 --> 01:46:05,530
But my sister's life ended
before I could start a conversation.
2281
01:46:05,740 --> 01:46:09,280
You guys drowned my sister
in Yamuna and killed her, you rascals.
2282
01:46:10,370 --> 01:46:12,700
It's people like you
who inspire Crime Patrol episodes.
2283
01:46:13,490 --> 01:46:15,530
Daughter-in-law, dowry, children, murder!
2284
01:46:15,910 --> 01:46:17,660
And soon a web series will air.
2285
01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:19,530
"Revenge of my sister's death. "
2286
01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:23,780
A brother beats his sister's in-laws
to death with his belt,
2287
01:46:23,870 --> 01:46:25,280
and sets the manor on fire.
2288
01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:28,410
And then he surrenders
at Agra police station.
2289
01:46:28,490 --> 01:46:29,370
Hey, you!
2290
01:46:30,290 --> 01:46:32,380
Don't mistake our silence
for our weakness.
2291
01:46:32,450 --> 01:46:35,030
Hey, you…
I don't mistake you for anything.
2292
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:36,330
See… that's the problem.
2293
01:46:36,410 --> 01:46:38,780
The more you let these douches in,
the more harmful they are.
2294
01:46:38,870 --> 01:46:43,620
Pizza is better when served hot,
and brothers-in-law are better when calm.
2295
01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:44,950
Hi.
2296
01:46:45,620 --> 01:46:47,160
I am Tiger Pandey from Lena Dena Bank.
2297
01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:48,700
Is this Pooja's house?
2298
01:46:48,790 --> 01:46:50,670
-Yes, it is.
-Pooja is no more.
2299
01:46:51,580 --> 01:46:52,620
No more? No…
2300
01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:56,780
I am talking about Ms. Pooja.
36-24-36… curvaceous body.
2301
01:46:56,870 --> 01:46:57,950
-Where is she?
-Come here.
2302
01:47:01,490 --> 01:47:04,030
Aren't you ashamed
to describe a dead woman's figure?
2303
01:47:04,290 --> 01:47:05,250
Dead woman?
2304
01:47:05,660 --> 01:47:06,580
Pooja is dead?
2305
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:10,450
She is my Pooja? So beautiful!
2306
01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:12,950
She died before we could meet.
2307
01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:15,870
-How?
-In the process of having children!
2308
01:47:15,990 --> 01:47:17,910
In the process of having children?
2309
01:47:17,990 --> 01:47:19,240
Tell me this is a lie.
2310
01:47:19,490 --> 01:47:21,160
Tell me that Pooja can't die.
2311
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:26,660
U. P. POLICE ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE
2312
01:47:26,830 --> 01:47:28,160
-Sona bhai.
-Yes?
2313
01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:31,240
Sona bhai, I've been trying to tell you…
2314
01:47:31,330 --> 01:47:33,120
-but you don't listen.
-What is it?
2315
01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:36,330
The signal from Pooja's number
is coming from here.
2316
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:38,030
Here?
2317
01:47:38,120 --> 01:47:40,120
Right here.
2318
01:47:41,990 --> 01:47:44,580
Why do all my wives turn out from here?
2319
01:47:45,410 --> 01:47:46,910
Radhe…
2320
01:47:47,450 --> 01:47:48,370
Yeah.
2321
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,120
What are you saying?
2322
01:47:54,910 --> 01:47:55,740
Greetings.
2323
01:47:56,410 --> 01:47:59,370
What was Pooja doing here?
2324
01:47:59,450 --> 01:48:01,660
You're asking this as if you don't know.
2325
01:48:01,740 --> 01:48:03,490
Weren't you after my daughter-in-law?
2326
01:48:04,160 --> 01:48:05,530
Pooja is your daughter-in-law?
2327
01:48:07,540 --> 01:48:10,250
People won't even curse him,
and you gave Pooja to him.
2328
01:48:10,330 --> 01:48:11,990
-It's him, right?
-Listen, you uncouth Uncle!
2329
01:48:12,080 --> 01:48:14,990
Pooja gave her life
to get you off her back.
2330
01:48:15,080 --> 01:48:15,990
What?
2331
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:17,910
Gave her life?
2332
01:48:19,370 --> 01:48:21,870
What will I do with this ring now,
2333
01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:24,780
when the one who was supposed
to wear it is dead?
2334
01:48:27,790 --> 01:48:30,250
Sona bhai, Pooja's phone is still active.
2335
01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:31,950
So?
2336
01:48:32,410 --> 01:48:33,450
But Pooja is dead, isn't she?
2337
01:48:33,700 --> 01:48:36,450
Pooja is dead, not her phone.
2338
01:48:36,540 --> 01:48:39,340
By active I mean… it's moving.
2339
01:48:39,410 --> 01:48:40,870
-Walking…
-Show me.
2340
01:48:42,540 --> 01:48:43,840
I see!
2341
01:48:47,410 --> 01:48:49,530
Where were you?
Pari is getting married today.
2342
01:48:49,790 --> 01:48:52,340
Don't piss me off.
There's already a lot of chaos inside.
2343
01:48:52,410 --> 01:48:53,780
I swear she is getting married.
2344
01:48:54,950 --> 01:48:57,280
I am so unlucky. Pari is getting married?
2345
01:48:57,790 --> 01:48:59,380
Yes, she is. And she is doing it today.
2346
01:48:59,450 --> 01:49:01,240
Come with me. What are you waiting for?
2347
01:49:24,870 --> 01:49:25,830
Why are you here?
2348
01:49:29,450 --> 01:49:30,330
You're getting married?
2349
01:49:30,490 --> 01:49:32,370
Yes, I am getting married.
2350
01:49:32,660 --> 01:49:33,870
So, go away.
2351
01:49:34,450 --> 01:49:35,950
How can you do this to me?
2352
01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:37,880
Why? Who are you to me?
2353
01:49:38,240 --> 01:49:39,700
Why should I ask you
before getting married?
2354
01:49:41,870 --> 01:49:42,780
Your Karam.
2355
01:49:42,870 --> 01:49:44,660
You were mine. Not anymore.
2356
01:49:45,830 --> 01:49:48,580
Go be with the woman
that was with you.
2357
01:49:48,790 --> 01:49:50,090
Have you considered her age, Karam?
2358
01:49:50,160 --> 01:49:50,990
You are a creep!
2359
01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:53,410
That… Jumani.
2360
01:49:53,490 --> 01:49:55,370
Man! It's a mess. Let me explain.
2361
01:49:55,450 --> 01:49:56,490
-I don't want to listen--
-Hear me out…
2362
01:49:56,580 --> 01:49:58,580
I've heard enough, but not anymore.
2363
01:50:01,410 --> 01:50:02,740
I love you.
2364
01:50:02,870 --> 01:50:04,530
Don't. Please.
2365
01:50:05,870 --> 01:50:08,490
Now it's all about my family and my life.
2366
01:50:25,540 --> 01:50:27,710
Congratulations, Mr. Srivastav.
2367
01:50:27,790 --> 01:50:30,630
Your daughter's wedding…
that too, on such short notice.
2368
01:50:30,830 --> 01:50:31,870
Did you have dinner?
2369
01:50:31,950 --> 01:50:34,410
-Yes, I did. The food was delicious.
-Thank you.
2370
01:50:34,490 --> 01:50:36,660
Keep the envelopes over there.
Let me show you.
2371
01:50:40,290 --> 01:50:41,500
Who turned off the lights?
2372
01:50:41,580 --> 01:50:42,740
Why's the power out?
2373
01:51:11,830 --> 01:51:16,950
In your love, my vagabond heart
Searches for its destination
2374
01:51:21,990 --> 01:51:24,580
I've crossed every boundary
2375
01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:27,530
To make you mine
2376
01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:34,620
In your love, my vagabond heart
Searches for its destination
2377
01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:37,200
I've crossed every boundary
2378
01:51:37,290 --> 01:51:39,290
To make you mine
2379
01:51:39,370 --> 01:51:41,910
Take my life…
2380
01:51:41,990 --> 01:51:44,370
I can take my life
2381
01:51:44,450 --> 01:51:46,780
Hear me loud
2382
01:51:46,870 --> 01:51:52,120
If I find out anyone has touched you
2383
01:51:52,200 --> 01:51:54,370
I will die
2384
01:51:54,450 --> 01:51:56,580
I will die
2385
01:51:56,870 --> 01:52:00,410
What you couldn't imagine
2386
01:52:00,620 --> 01:52:04,450
Believe me, I'll do it
2387
01:52:04,540 --> 01:52:07,920
I will die
2388
01:52:15,910 --> 01:52:17,990
My Pooja is alive.
2389
01:52:27,080 --> 01:52:29,580
I couldn't stop thinking,
2390
01:52:29,660 --> 01:52:32,490
that my daughter-in-law drowned
in the water, for the sake of a child.
2391
01:52:32,580 --> 01:52:34,660
But she's prancing like a mermaid here.
2392
01:52:35,990 --> 01:52:40,780
I built a small abode in your heart
2393
01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:45,490
Wouldn't be right
If someone else dwells in it
2394
01:52:45,870 --> 01:52:51,160
Our names are written all over my heart
2395
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:56,330
I adorned it with dreams for you
2396
01:52:57,490 --> 01:53:02,410
I can turn them into ashes, hear me loud
2397
01:53:02,490 --> 01:53:07,620
If you fall in love
With anyone else other than me
2398
01:53:07,700 --> 01:53:10,120
I will die
2399
01:53:10,200 --> 01:53:12,370
I will die
2400
01:53:12,450 --> 01:53:15,990
What you couldn't imagine
2401
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:20,370
Believe me, I'll do it
2402
01:53:20,450 --> 01:53:22,530
I will die
2403
01:53:22,740 --> 01:53:27,740
If I find out anyone has touched you
2404
01:53:27,830 --> 01:53:30,330
I will die
2405
01:53:30,410 --> 01:53:34,240
I will die
2406
01:53:47,990 --> 01:53:50,370
It's easier to convince God
2407
01:53:50,450 --> 01:53:52,780
Than to convince your love
2408
01:53:52,870 --> 01:53:55,240
Day and night your memories are with me
2409
01:53:55,330 --> 01:53:57,580
Every night, you are all I talk about
2410
01:53:57,660 --> 01:54:02,160
Waiting for you on the path you tread on
2411
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:06,780
If you marry anyone else other than me
2412
01:54:06,870 --> 01:54:09,160
I will die
2413
01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:11,740
I will die
2414
01:54:11,830 --> 01:54:16,660
If I find out anyone has touched you
2415
01:54:16,740 --> 01:54:18,870
I will die
2416
01:54:19,040 --> 01:54:22,210
I will die
2417
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,370
Such a huge fraud!
2418
01:54:41,620 --> 01:54:43,660
We thought she was Shilpa Shetty,
2419
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:45,530
but he turned out to be Suniel Shetty.
2420
01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:47,120
Now I remember…
2421
01:54:47,830 --> 01:54:52,620
why your grandpa wrote on the wall
"Daughter-in-law… boy. "
2422
01:54:55,120 --> 01:54:56,830
Grandpa died due to this shock.
2423
01:54:56,910 --> 01:54:58,120
Good God!
2424
01:54:59,370 --> 01:55:01,490
Couldn't you find someone else in Agra?
2425
01:55:01,580 --> 01:55:03,700
That someone else is you!
2426
01:55:03,910 --> 01:55:05,030
I was the first one.
2427
01:55:05,910 --> 01:55:09,620
I checked every bottle in my bar.
2428
01:55:10,740 --> 01:55:11,990
But I couldn't check him.
2429
01:55:12,330 --> 01:55:16,490
This is where I put
my mom's surgery money.
2430
01:55:16,950 --> 01:55:19,950
He changed the time, situation…
2431
01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:23,210
In fact, he changed the entire gender.
2432
01:55:23,290 --> 01:55:25,540
So there is no Pooja?
2433
01:55:25,790 --> 01:55:27,210
Only Karam exists!
2434
01:55:27,990 --> 01:55:29,660
I am worried for Shahrukh.
2435
01:55:29,740 --> 01:55:31,120
He might slip into depression again.
2436
01:55:31,200 --> 01:55:32,370
I won't be depressed.
2437
01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:34,120
I never was.
2438
01:55:37,120 --> 01:55:38,530
Karam is Pooja. And Pooja is Karam.
2439
01:55:39,620 --> 01:55:41,030
And I was already aware of this.
2440
01:55:41,700 --> 01:55:42,530
You were?
2441
01:55:42,950 --> 01:55:44,280
Why didn't you tell me?
2442
01:55:44,370 --> 01:55:45,330
Why would he?
2443
01:55:45,790 --> 01:55:47,750
He wanted a boy!
2444
01:55:48,120 --> 01:55:49,370
What is all this, Karam?
2445
01:55:50,160 --> 01:55:51,030
Why?
2446
01:56:00,160 --> 01:56:03,870
To show you the things
I did to make you mine.
2447
01:56:06,330 --> 01:56:08,910
I am still trying to make money.
2448
01:56:09,450 --> 01:56:10,620
From Karam I became Pooja.
2449
01:56:10,870 --> 01:56:11,740
Now…
2450
01:56:12,830 --> 01:56:13,910
back to Karam.
2451
01:56:14,950 --> 01:56:17,240
And all of you must
be thinking why I did it.
2452
01:56:18,910 --> 01:56:20,370
To fulfill his conditions.
2453
01:56:21,370 --> 01:56:22,410
But I couldn't succeed.
2454
01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:26,660
A house, a job, around
30,00,000 rupees in the bank.
2455
01:56:26,740 --> 01:56:28,080
That too, within six months.
2456
01:56:28,870 --> 01:56:32,870
We middle-class people can't spend
such a huge amount in six months,
2457
01:56:32,950 --> 01:56:33,990
then how can we earn it?
2458
01:56:36,910 --> 01:56:38,530
I couldn't fulfill your conditions.
2459
01:56:40,790 --> 01:56:42,000
But that's not why I am sad.
2460
01:56:43,700 --> 01:56:45,330
I am sad because,
2461
01:56:45,870 --> 01:56:50,120
I changed my gender
for the sake of my love,
2462
01:56:50,490 --> 01:56:53,280
and she didn't think twice
before marrying someone else.
2463
01:56:54,370 --> 01:56:57,780
Being a lawyer doesn't mean
you doubt your love.
2464
01:56:58,330 --> 01:57:00,030
If it was a one-time thing,
2465
01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:01,280
I would have never doubted you.
2466
01:57:01,700 --> 01:57:02,830
I saw you several times.
2467
01:57:03,490 --> 01:57:05,530
And the other day
I saw you hugging Jumani.
2468
01:57:06,790 --> 01:57:07,920
I saw you take the red rose.
2469
01:57:07,990 --> 01:57:09,530
And my suspicion was confirmed.
2470
01:57:09,620 --> 01:57:10,870
That's what I am talking about!
2471
01:57:11,410 --> 01:57:13,370
It's my bad luck.
2472
01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:16,870
I say one thing, people hear another.
2473
01:57:17,830 --> 01:57:18,740
Ms. Pari,
2474
01:57:18,870 --> 01:57:21,950
not everything you see and hear is true.
2475
01:57:23,160 --> 01:57:25,120
This drama I did,
2476
01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:28,370
was only for the sake of my love.
2477
01:57:28,790 --> 01:57:31,880
Who pretends to be a girl for his love?
2478
01:57:32,200 --> 01:57:34,120
You could be whatever you wanted.
2479
01:57:34,330 --> 01:57:35,870
Why become our daughter-in-law?
2480
01:57:35,950 --> 01:57:38,950
I instantly recognized
Ranveer Singh in a skirt.
2481
01:57:39,160 --> 01:57:40,450
But I couldn't recognize him.
2482
01:57:40,830 --> 01:57:42,870
Such a big fraud in the name of love.
2483
01:57:43,370 --> 01:57:44,740
I had never seen it until now!
2484
01:57:44,830 --> 01:57:45,780
I see.
2485
01:57:47,040 --> 01:57:48,790
How would you know what love is?
2486
01:57:49,910 --> 01:57:52,160
If you did, you would
love your children so much,
2487
01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:53,830
they would never miss their mother.
2488
01:57:54,160 --> 01:57:57,660
You just wanted a lover under
the pretext of giving them a mother.
2489
01:57:58,120 --> 01:58:02,330
And Jumani, treat relationships like EMI.
2490
01:58:03,080 --> 01:58:06,280
Keep paying the EMI on time,
otherwise, you'll get a breakup notice.
2491
01:58:08,740 --> 01:58:09,910
And you… Lena Dena Bank.
2492
01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:12,830
You have no sympathy for the poor.
2493
01:58:13,490 --> 01:58:15,330
You'll never waive
off the loan of some poor man.
2494
01:58:15,790 --> 01:58:18,290
But a beautiful girl says a few words,
2495
01:58:18,370 --> 01:58:19,990
and you'll pay her loan from your pocket,
2496
01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:22,370
using the money kept
for your mom's surgery.
2497
01:58:22,830 --> 01:58:23,780
Shame on you.
2498
01:58:24,410 --> 01:58:25,280
Shaukiya.
2499
01:58:25,540 --> 01:58:29,090
Don't go on with… dearest sister-in-law…
Give her some respect.
2500
01:58:29,490 --> 01:58:30,330
Accepted.
2501
01:58:31,330 --> 01:58:32,240
Salim sir.
2502
01:58:33,700 --> 01:58:37,490
We wait for several years
for our child to start speaking.
2503
01:58:38,450 --> 01:58:40,870
But we don't listen when they do.
2504
01:58:42,370 --> 01:58:43,200
Bro…
2505
01:58:45,120 --> 01:58:46,080
love is love.
2506
01:58:48,490 --> 01:58:49,330
Love.
2507
01:58:50,490 --> 01:58:51,490
Love.
2508
01:58:53,160 --> 01:58:54,080
Love.
2509
01:58:55,240 --> 01:58:57,370
And my love's father.
2510
01:58:59,240 --> 01:59:01,370
Uncle, everything I ever did,
2511
01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:03,240
I did it for my love.
2512
01:59:04,540 --> 01:59:05,630
For Pari's love.
2513
01:59:06,370 --> 01:59:07,530
For my dad's love.
2514
01:59:08,040 --> 01:59:09,590
For my friend's love.
2515
01:59:10,830 --> 01:59:11,910
But I couldn't succeed.
2516
01:59:13,700 --> 01:59:15,660
So neither you are wrong nor is Pari.
2517
01:59:16,290 --> 01:59:17,420
I could be wrong.
2518
01:59:18,700 --> 01:59:21,580
Karam, I thought you
and Jumani were having an affair.
2519
01:59:22,330 --> 01:59:23,280
I thought…
2520
01:59:23,990 --> 01:59:24,950
I thought!
2521
01:59:26,830 --> 01:59:28,990
"I thought you will say sorry. "
2522
01:59:29,080 --> 01:59:30,910
"I thought you will call me. "
2523
01:59:30,990 --> 01:59:32,740
"I thought you will come to meet me. "
2524
01:59:32,830 --> 01:59:34,490
"I thought you are cheating on me. "
2525
01:59:34,580 --> 01:59:36,200
"I thought this… I thought that… "
2526
01:59:36,290 --> 01:59:38,670
This, "I thought" has screwed the world.
2527
01:59:40,160 --> 01:59:41,620
If you ever have doubts
about a relationship,
2528
01:59:42,490 --> 01:59:44,950
then clear it face to face.
2529
01:59:45,040 --> 01:59:46,960
It strengthens the bond.
2530
01:59:47,700 --> 01:59:51,030
So Ms. Pari, if you think…
2531
01:59:51,620 --> 01:59:53,780
you'll be happier with this guy,
2532
01:59:54,790 --> 01:59:55,790
then go ahead.
2533
01:59:56,830 --> 01:59:58,620
I won't be the first guy,
2534
01:59:58,700 --> 02:00:00,490
whose girlfriend
will marry another person.
2535
02:00:04,870 --> 02:00:05,780
And uncle…
2536
02:00:08,290 --> 02:00:11,500
never look down on lovers like us.
2537
02:00:12,580 --> 02:00:15,740
When the time comes,
we can go to great lengths.
2538
02:00:23,740 --> 02:00:24,830
Radhe-Radhe.
2539
02:00:54,330 --> 02:00:55,780
No fun at all.
2540
02:00:57,450 --> 02:00:58,660
That's true!
2541
02:00:59,450 --> 02:01:01,530
You didn't like the snacks either?
2542
02:01:25,160 --> 02:01:27,200
It's the same song.
2543
02:01:27,950 --> 02:01:29,700
But uncle, why didn't they come by road?
2544
02:01:29,790 --> 02:01:31,210
Let's ask them.
2545
02:01:35,450 --> 02:01:36,410
Karam.
2546
02:01:37,290 --> 02:01:38,130
Karam.
2547
02:01:38,330 --> 02:01:39,200
Hey!
2548
02:02:54,290 --> 02:02:55,380
I doubted you.
2549
02:02:56,490 --> 02:02:57,370
I am sorry.
2550
02:03:01,870 --> 02:03:02,740
Listen.
2551
02:03:04,290 --> 02:03:05,750
You become everyone's dream girl,
2552
02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:07,490
won't you become mine?
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