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( whistling sprightly tune )
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What'd you do last night?
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Oh... Helen and I
Took a walk.
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I drove into mt. Pilot
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And seen that foreign film
They got playing there.
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Oh, yeah.
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La vie da femme,
Something like that?
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Yeah. Them french people
Sure have a good time.
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Yeah.
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Staying up late,
Drinking champagne
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Dancing from one room
To the other.
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Not one fella in that picture
Was a working man.
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Hi, fellas.
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What's so funny?
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Oh, goober saw
A picture last night.
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You ever been
To france, harry?
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No. No.
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Boy, you call raleigh
A lively town.
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Hey, is floyd here?
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No. He went home
For a while.
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Well, I guess
That's it, then.
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Okay, up she goes.
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There it is.
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Well, what
Do you know?
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Mmm.
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That is kind of sudden,
Isn't it, harry?
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Yeah. I got a letter
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From the robinson family
This morning.
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Being out in california
All those years
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They figured
They might as well sell it.
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They've owned it
Long enough.
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20 or 30 years,
I expect.
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I think floyd's been in there
That long.
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Harry: yeah?
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Be a good buy for
Somebody, I guess.
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Yeah, it would.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Uh, andy, uh...
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How about you, huh?
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Me?
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Yeah. It's a
Good location
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Right in the heart of town.
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Yeah, and who knows?
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Someday-- I'm not saying
Tomorrow, of course--
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But this whole thing
Could be a high-rise area.
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"A high-rise area"?
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Yeah. You got to
Have vision, andy.
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Mayberry's just
A small town.
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About 200 years.
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Exactly.
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But when mayberry goes,
Look out, buster.
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The same thing happened
With detroit.
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Sleepy little town
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And all of a sudden,
Shot up like a weed.
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20 years from now
Where we're standing--
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Why, there could be a
20-story building here.
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If I had the money,
I'd buy this place.
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Goob, if I was you
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I'd just worry
About the gas station
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'cause that's probably
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Where the subway will
Be coming through.
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It's a good investment
The way it stands.
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It's only $1,500 down.
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No real estate, harry.
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Well, it's a good
Piece of property
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If you change your mind.
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Just don't block
My sign.
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See you, fellas.
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Harry.
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Boy, floyd's going
To be surprised
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When he gets back.
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Yeah.
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What?
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I was just thinking,
What if somebody buys this
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Who doesn't want
Just a tenant
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But wants it
For his own use?
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Are you saying
Maybe there won't be
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A floyd's barbershop
No more?
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Not much chance
Of that, is there?
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No.
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Well, I better go to work.
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Hey, andy.
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Now, I know it's not going
To happen for a long time
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But, uh, how wide does
The subway have to be?
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It was like a bolt
From the blue, andy.
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Like a bolt from the blue.
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I know.
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If I have to get out of there,
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There's not another shop
On main street
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That's vacant.
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Yep. Yeah, I know.
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Worries me.
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Floyd, a fella once said
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If you don't worry about
Things till they happen
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You'll save yourself
A lot of grief
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Because 90% of the
Things never happen.
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That's true.
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But when you think
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28 years
In the same location.
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I cut your hair, andy,
When you were this high.
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Yeah.
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I remember
You always wanted to eat
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The shaving cream.
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You thought
It was ice cream.
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You were pretty stupid,
You know that?
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It doesn't sound like
I was too smart.
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I should have bought
The building years ago,
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When I had the money.
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Well, floyd,
You can't look back.
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Oh, no.
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Oh... No.
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It'll be interesting to see
Who the buyer is, though.
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Yeah. Yeah, it will.
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You want to play
The winner, floyd?
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It's going to be me.
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No, no, thanks.
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Don't be so cocksure,
Goober, I'm not whipped yet.
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If you can get out of
That, you're a magician.
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How come you don't want
To play, floyd?
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I have my mind
On other things.
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When a man's whole business
Career is threatened,
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He's in no mood
For checkers.
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The work of over
A quarter of a century.
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Learning the profession
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And becoming more skillful
Over the years,
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To a point where
It's often been described
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As artistry.
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Oh, my.
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Well, floyd,
Nothing's happened yet.
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Hi, fellas.
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Floyd, you don't mind if I
Show my client around, huh?
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Harry.
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We just wanted to check
The structure a little, floyd.
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Look it over.
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( tapping on wall )
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It's solid as a rock, huh?
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Of course, there are
A few thin spots.
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It gives the building
Flexibility
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In case of
Earthquakes.
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Are you thinking
About buying it?
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Well...
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Let me answer that.
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If he knows value,
He's going to grab it up.
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I was considering
It, andy.
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I've saved a little
Money here and there
Over the years
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And it's a
Nice location.
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I've always sort of
Kind of had a yen
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To own a piece
Of the good earth.
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Howard.
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Yeah, floyd?
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Did you have anything
In particular planned
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For the place?
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I was hoping...
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Have you seen the back room,
Howard?
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I mean, they've got
Complete plumbing facilities
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And a genuine ceramic tile
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In that red and purple
That's so popular right now.
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I'll go listen and
See what I can hear.
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Floyd, I'm sure
If howard bought it
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He'd want you to stay.
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Sure. It sounds like
He might be thinking
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About buying it
For an investment.
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You never know what's
In the back of a man's mind.
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There could be things
Ticking back there.
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Boy, andy,
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What can happen overnight?
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Andy:
What?
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The aircraft industry's got
Their eye on mayberry.
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Oh, that harry is
Sure some salesman.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Well, I guess you got
The picture, huh, howard?
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Soon as you
Make up your mind
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Just give me a buzz
Down at the office.
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Oh, and, howard, uh,
I'll call you later.
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See you, harry.
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Howard, did you have
Anything planned for the place
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If you bought it?
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You were saying something
About "Hoping."
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Well, mayberry's
Always going to
Need a barbershop
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And I was hoping
You'd stay on
As a tenant, floyd.
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( all laughing )
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Told you you didn't
Have one thing
To worry about.
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Yeah, howard's going to buy it.
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Decided today.
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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And I know how relieved
Floyd must be.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, all of you,
As a matter of fact.
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That place has become
An institution.
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It's been the center of the
Town's activities for years.
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Say, paw,
When I get older,
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Can I loaf around
The barbershop, too?
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Well, I wouldn't call it
Loafing, opie.
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Well, gee, paw,
You don't do anything there.
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You just sit around
And play checkers
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And talk and grunt.
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Well, there's a... There's
A lot more to it than that.
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Isn't there, aunt bee?
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Oh, yes, it's a place
Where the men gather
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And they discuss
Things and --
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Whenever I go in there
For a haircut,
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They're just loafing.
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We're not loafing.
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Well, whatever you're doing,
Can I do it when I get older?
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Well, that's
A long ways off.
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Well, not to change
The subject,
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But when will howard
Own it?
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Well, harry says
In a week or 10 days.
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Are the papers all
Signed and everything?
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Oh, yeah.
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A lot of times,
When I go in there,
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Everybody's just leaning back
In the chairs, sleeping.
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Eat your supper.
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Well, here it is,
Howard,
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All signed, sealed,
And delivered.
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Oh, good, good.
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Yeah, there is
One thing, howard.
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You know, well,
The new tax bill came in
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And the insurance premium
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And, well,
They've gone up, howard.
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Oh?
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Of course, everything,
All over the country,
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Has gone up--
You know that.
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I mean, it'll just be
A matter of time,
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A year or two, and it'll
All go up, you know.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Well, of course,
This is going to affect
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The return on your
Property, you know.
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Well, I was planning on making
5% on my investment.
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Oh, you will, howard.
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There's no problem
There at all, it's the --
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Well, you may have to
Raise floyd's rent,
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Maybe $15 or something,
You know.
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He only pays $50
Now, howard.
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Gee, I wonder
If he'll object.
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No, no,
I don't think so.
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After all, floyd's
A reasonable man.
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He -- when it comes
To business, he knows.
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He just has to expect
A raise, that's all.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, I'll draw up a lease
And pop over and see him.
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Goo, good, good,
Good, howard.
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And good luck with
The property, huh?
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Thanks, harry.
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So long.
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( sigh )
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Hi, fellas.
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Hey, howard.
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Hello there,
Landlord.
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I thought you'd be
Popping in today.
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Well, howard, how does it feel
To be a property owner?
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Oh, great.
Just great.
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00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:51,051
We're just loafing around
Here, waiting on you.
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Setting around,
Not loafing.
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What's the difference?
258
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,824
Oh, forget it.
259
00:10:56,857 --> 00:11:00,460
Uh, floyd, I brought the lease
Over for you to sign.
260
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,931
Oh, that's the way
I like to do business--
261
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,799
Everything written out.
262
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,368
You're a smart
Landlord, howard.
263
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,937
Say, floyd...
264
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,940
Yeah, and you're going to
Fix the faucets
265
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,808
Like you said you would
266
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,878
And take care of
That hole in the wall
267
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,714
Where harry put
His fist through?
268
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:21,949
Oh, sure, sure.
269
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,216
Uh... Uh, floyd
270
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,286
A-about the lease,
Clause six there...
271
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:30,090
Maybe you might like to
Discuss that in private.
272
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,491
Aw, there couldn't
273
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,027
Possibly be
Anything in here
274
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,264
That my dear friends
Couldn't know about.
275
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,732
Clause six, eh?
276
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,067
Let's see here...
277
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,234
$65 a month?!
278
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,269
You robber!
279
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,871
Did you hear that?
280
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,906
He wants to raise my rent.
281
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,775
Now, look,
Floyd...
282
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:50,811
Yeah, crush the little man,
Will you?
283
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,846
Drive him into the ground.
284
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,981
Floyd...
285
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,483
Take the very food
Out of his mouth.
286
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,920
Floyd, I'm sure howard
Has an explanation
287
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:02,055
If you'd just listen to him.
288
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,960
Floyd, all I want to do
Is make five percent
On my investment
289
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,029
Which is certainly nominal.
290
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,899
It's just that
Costs have gone up.
291
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:13,300
It's inflationary!
292
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,835
Price spiraling.
293
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:18,005
That's what you did.
That's what he did.
294
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,072
He is?
295
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,274
I won't pay it!
I won't pay it!
296
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,476
But, floyd,
He's entitled
297
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,978
To five percent.
298
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,547
Floyd, I just got
To get to $65.
299
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,084
All right, howard,
If you've got to get it.
300
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,552
It's your building.
301
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,122
But you won't get it
From me!
302
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:36,857
I hereby give notice
303
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,993
That I'll vacate
The premises tomorrow.
304
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,494
Floyd, you're not serious.
305
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,063
I'm not?
306
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,416
Well, that does it.
307
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,485
Floyd get all
Of his stuff out?
308
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,454
Yeah, all except
The fixtures.
309
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,156
They go with the shop.
310
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,992
I guess you're going to rent it
To another barber?
311
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,027
Oh, yes.
I feel it's imperative
312
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,029
For the wellbeing
Of mayberry.
313
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,198
After all, a town
Without a barber
314
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,200
Would be in
Desperate straits.
315
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,568
Would be pretty shaggy,
Too.
316
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,003
( laughing )
317
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,604
I suppose you heard
318
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,473
About floyd's plans.
319
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:30,277
He's going to open up
A shop in mt. Pilot.
320
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,611
No comment, andy.
321
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,081
I thought floyd
Was very unreasonable--
322
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,449
Actually, to the point
Of being rude.
323
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,887
I've never in my entire life
Been called a scavenger.
324
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,989
I don't much care
What he does.
325
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,357
Well, I sure hate
To see this happen.
326
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,927
Me, too -- we ain't had
No bad blood in this town
327
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,863
Since that ferguson girl
Beat up harold lovett.
328
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,932
Well, I got
To be going.
329
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,268
I'll... I'll
See you fellas.
330
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,904
Okay.
331
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,048
What you going
To do now?
332
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,549
Go to work.
333
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,251
When will you
Be finished?
334
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:15,388
I don't know.
335
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,029
Finished work yet, andy?
336
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,897
No, not yet.
337
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:28,335
I'll just wait
Around, then.
338
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,288
I was just
Pouring them out
339
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,656
For when
You're finished.
340
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,474
Don't you have
Something to do
341
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,609
At the filling station?
342
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,378
Wally's there
This afternoon.
343
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,047
Don't you have something
To do somewhere?
344
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,382
No.
345
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,384
Well, how about
Your laundry?
346
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,685
Done that last night.
347
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,522
( door opens )
348
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,457
Hi, fellas.
349
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,993
Goober: hey, cyrus.
350
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,360
I see floyd
Closed down already.
351
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,262
I was wondering where
You fellas were.
352
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,663
Want to play
Some checkers?
353
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,165
I don't mind if I do.
Well, grab a chair.
354
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,234
Boys, this is
The sheriff's office,
355
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,036
Not the barbershop.
356
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,637
Andy, we won't
Make a sound.
357
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,339
You won't even know
We're here.
358
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,209
You take the red.
359
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,610
I bet you
I beat you this time.
360
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,645
Don't be so sure.
Don't be so sure.
361
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,327
Goober.
Huh?
362
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,428
( grunts ):
Get off.
363
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,996
Oh, sorry.
Thanks.
364
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,331
That's okay.
365
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,567
Don't want to be
No trouble, andy.
366
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,203
Wait a minute!
367
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,538
I moved one
Of your checkers.
368
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,140
You got to leave it there.
That counts.
369
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,507
No, it doesn't.
Doesn't it, goober?
370
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,143
I don't know.
Never seen it
Happen before.
371
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,410
Andy, if you're going
To make a move
372
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678
And you make a mistake
And you move
373
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,548
Another fella's checker,
Don't that count?
374
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,119
Honest, aunt bee,
I don't need a haircut.
375
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,687
It's getting
Very scraggly.
376
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,722
All the kids wear
It scraggly now.
377
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,425
I just remembered,
I've got to do my homework.
378
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,294
No, you sit
Right down there.
379
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,396
You sure you know
What you're doing?
380
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,565
Well, I used to cut
My brother's hair
381
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,467
When I was a little girl,
I'm perfectly capable.
382
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,734
I like the part over...
383
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,170
I'll decide that.
384
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,138
Floyd always used to...
385
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,173
Floyd isn't here.
386
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,540
Paw, will
You drive me
387
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,309
To mt. Pilot
For a haircut?
388
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,111
What are you
Talking about?
389
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,745
Please take me
To mt. Pilot.
390
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,447
I'll see, I'll see.
Thanks, paw.
391
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:57,717
Oh, andy. Well,
What's bothering us?
392
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,153
"What's bothering us?"
393
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,221
My office is
A checker parlor
394
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,590
And now my home's
A barbershop.
395
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,558
I don't know where
A man's supposed to work.
396
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,698
Floyd: hi, andy.
397
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,105
Well, hi, floyd.
398
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,506
Good to see you.
399
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,807
Just got back
From mt. Pilot.
400
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,409
Yeah?
401
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,812
Think I've got a nice
Place lined up there.
402
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,115
Two chairs,
Mirrors on both walls.
403
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:32,085
Automatic lather machine --
Oh, it's the big time.
404
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:35,688
Floyd, I still think that
You and howard...
405
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:40,727
I'll thank you not to mention
That man's name in my presence!
406
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,530
I happen to find it repugnant.
407
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,298
I'm sorry.
408
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:51,471
Still hasn't found
A tenant, has he?
409
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:56,176
No.
410
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,845
It's a shame, floyd.
411
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:03,416
After 28 years
In the same spot,
412
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,752
It's time for
A change.
413
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,455
A man can get in
A rut, you know.
414
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:15,495
Same old people,
Same old chitchat.
415
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,802
I'll see you, andy.
416
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,604
I got business
To attend to.
417
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,540
I'll see you, floyd.
418
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,878
Hi, andy.
419
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,480
Oh, hi, howard.
420
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,204
Got an appointment
With a mr. Coefield.
421
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,238
Oh.
422
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,506
Yeah.
423
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,641
Runs a whole chain
Of barbershops.
424
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,710
He's interested in having
One here in mayberry.
425
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:04,944
Sounds big.
426
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,947
Yeah.
Yeah, it sure does.
427
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,616
( knocking )
428
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,683
Mr. Sprague?
429
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:12,452
Oh, mr. Coefield,
I presume.
430
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,786
This is sheriff taylor.
431
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,523
Well, this might do
After a little fixing up.
432
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,524
"Fixing up"?
433
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,559
I'll take care
Of the costs.
434
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,761
Stainless steel walls
Halfway up
435
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,796
Mirrors the rest
Of the way.
436
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,898
I like my places neat,
Modern.
437
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,867
Those pictures
Will have to go, and...
438
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,702
What's this?
439
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,238
It's a bulletin board.
440
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,473
If anybody in town has
Anything to trade or sell
441
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,209
They kind of make a note,
Come in and tack it up.
442
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,310
That'll have to go.
443
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,911
What's this table
Doing here?
444
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,748
Well, a lot of the fellas
Come in from time to time
445
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,316
And play checkers.
446
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,585
Now I know why they didn't
Make a go of it before.
447
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,620
Too much talk,
Not enough haircuts.
448
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,423
Things will be different
When I put a man in here.
449
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,592
I run an efficient
Business.
450
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,927
No tomfoolery,
No time wasting.
451
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,264
Mr. Sprague, I'll
Give you $70 a month.
452
00:19:58,598 --> 00:19:59,799
Well, I...
453
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,669
I'll make it $75 and
That's my final offer.
454
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,005
Well, I'd sort of kind
Of like to think it over
455
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,874
If you don't mind,
Mr. Coefield.
456
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,309
Okay.
457
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,611
You know where
To get in touch with me.
458
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,346
Right.
459
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:17,350
( clears throat )
460
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:21,921
I just don't want
To jump into anything.
461
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,490
Of course.
462
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:29,329
Of course, I haven't
Signed the lease yet
463
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,832
At the mt. Pilot shop,
But it'll work out fine.
464
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,502
I'll be right next
To the jolly time snack bar.
465
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,036
That's good.
466
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,606
And then the other side
Is a pickle-bottling plant.
467
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,574
Uh-huh.
468
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,009
A lot of walk-in trade.
469
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,877
That sounds good, floyd.
470
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,313
What did you want
To see me about?
471
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,747
You said
It was important.
472
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,817
It's not real important.
It's just that...
473
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,918
( door opens )
474
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,052
Hi, andy. I...
475
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,921
What's he doing here?
476
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,756
Uh...
477
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,925
Come in, howard
And sit down.
478
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,928
If you don't mind, andy,
I'd rather not.
479
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,296
Good riddance.
480
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,932
Howard, sit down,
Sit down, sit down.
481
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,568
Now, the reason
You're both here
482
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,037
Is because I planned
It that way.
483
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,706
You've been friends
Much too long
484
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,041
To part like this.
485
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,810
So before you go
Your separate ways
486
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,712
I want you to shake hands.
487
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:20,780
That's all.
488
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:25,452
Well, go ahead and shake.
489
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:33,893
Now, don't you feel better?
490
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,963
I hope you like it
In mt. Pilot, floyd.
491
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:38,531
Thank you, howard.
492
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:42,001
Hope you rent the place
Soon to another barber.
493
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,405
If you two had sense enough,
You'd realize
494
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,040
You'll both be
Better off this way.
495
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,542
You really will.
496
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,845
Floyd, you're going to make
A lot more money
497
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,514
In mt. Pilot, right?
498
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,349
Well, yes, I expect to.
499
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,919
Yeah. And, howard, you're going
To rent the place
500
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,921
For more than $65 a month.
501
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,423
Yeah, I guess so.
502
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,591
So, you see?
503
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,527
Neither one of you
Is losing anything.
504
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,996
You're both gaining
A great deal
505
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,065
And all you're mad
At one another about
506
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,802
Is a stupid piece
Of real estate.
507
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,971
Well, it's a little more
Than that, andy.
508
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,874
The place had sort
Of a homey touch.
509
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,776
Yeah, it had atmosphere.
510
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,012
There's no question about that.
511
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,080
Oh, sure, it had atmosphere.
512
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:32,419
A bunch of guys hanging around,
Cluttering up the place.
513
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,387
But...
514
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,822
You can't make money
That way, floyd.
515
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,057
Those fellas that hung around
The barbershop--
516
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,426
They were friends.
517
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:41,060
Oh, I know
They were friends...
518
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,696
Yeah, and they weren't
Cluttering up the place,
519
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,566
Either, there was good
Talk and conversation.
520
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,834
Uh, world events.
521
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,969
We had very stimulating
Discussions.
522
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,505
There are other things
Besides money.
523
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:55,007
Absolutely. You just
Don't understand it.
524
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,510
The barbershop was
A town tradition.
525
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,912
I guess you just
Weren't aware of that.
526
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:01,714
Right.
A town tradition.
527
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,750
It's a shame
To see it change.
528
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,754
A real shame.
529
00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:12,725
I'll come down
$7.50 in the rent.
530
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,194
I'll go up $7.50.
531
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,563
Deal?
532
00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:17,697
Deal.
533
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,567
Funny thing, andy--
534
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:27,440
I always had you pegged
For a pretty smart fella.
535
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,542
Amazing -- after
All these years,
536
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,810
You never understood
537
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,446
What an institution
Floyd's barbershop was.
538
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,483
Well, he used
To think
539
00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:39,986
Shaving cream was
Ice cream.
540
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,754
I'm sorry, guys.
541
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:45,725
I guess I just never
Realized all this.
542
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:51,531
Yeah.
543
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,874
Aunt bee, honest,
I don't need a haircut.
544
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,510
Now, we postponed
This yesterday
545
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,545
And we're not going to
Postpone it any longer!
546
00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:06,979
I'll get one
In mt. Pilot.
547
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,549
No, your father hasn't
Got time to take you.
548
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:12,919
I'll ride my bike.
It only takes six hours.
549
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,788
Oh, nonsense. Now, will
You please sit still.
550
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:18,758
I have to get this pike's
Peak off, first of all.
551
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,159
Can I have a pill
Or something?
552
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,694
Oh, will you be still.
553
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,530
Good news --
Floyd's back.
554
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:25,732
Oh, boy!
Oh, well, how did
All that happen?
555
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,800
Well, howard
Went down $7.50
556
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,669
And floyd went up
$7.50.
557
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,638
Why didn't they do that
In the first place?
558
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,806
Then I wouldn't have had to
Go through all this.
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