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( whistling sprightly tune )
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You said, at the meeting, that
You were going to tell her.
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Well, one of you
Tell me.
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Well, we were hoping,
Maybe, we could do
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Something different
This year.
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Because we always
Send away for one
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Of those plays
In the catalog.
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Something about a farmer
Or a wood nymph or something.
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Yeah, let's do
Something that's fun.
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Well, we're certainly
Going to try.
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It's the basic idea
That makes the show
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A success or a failure.
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You know what we'd really
Like to do, miss crump?
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Hello, everybody.
Hello, helen, dear.
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Nice of you to help
Us this year.
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Oh, I'm looking
So forward to it.
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Isn't mr. Hampton coming?
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Yes, he's right out
In the hall.
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Well, well, well.Ght out
Good morning.All.
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Good morning.
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We were all
Just expressing
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High hopes for
The senior play.
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Well, it certainly
Looks like we have
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All the necessary
Ingredients for it.
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Miss crump,
I understand
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You've had quite
Some experience
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With this
Sort of thing.
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Well, I was
In a few plays at college.
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And, of course, we can
Always count on miss vogel
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And her fine
Home economics class
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For some
Wonderful costumes.
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Thank you.
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Uh, howard, how do
The finances look?
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Well, the budget is
Rather anemic
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But I think
We'll make it all right.
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Boy:
We didn't plan on spending
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Too much money.
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Just for scenery
And costumes.
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That's good.
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Well, have you
Given any thought
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As to the type of show
You want to do?
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We've sort of an idea.
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You see...
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Vogel:
I've been
Thinking about it
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And I do have
A suggestion.
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Fine. Let's hear it.
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I think this would be
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Very interesting
And informative.
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Oh?
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A series of skits
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Depicting great
Moments in history.
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Oh, that sounds
Like a wonderful idea.
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Vogel:
Just picture this.
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The great
Explorer balboa
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Trudging up the
Mountainside.
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He reaches the top
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Pauses to catch his
Breath and then stands
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Thunderstruck.
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Before him lies
The pacific ocean.
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Good, good, good.
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Vogel:
Or samuel b. Morse
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Huddled over
His newly invented telegraph
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Tapping out his immortal message
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"What... Hath...
God... Wrought?"
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Oh, that could
Be a smash.
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Mr. Hampton,
What we were
Thinking about...
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We were thinking
About something with music.
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Music?
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Well, possibly we
Could have a choral group
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Behind balboa and morse.
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Oh, no, we mean
An entir musical.
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Sketches, songs, dances.
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Well, now, I'm afraid
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That would be quite
An undertaking.
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We could do it,
Mr. Hampton.
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Miss crump, uh, how do
You feel about that?
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Well... A musical
Sounds exciting.
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I don't believe you've
Ever done one before.
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No. That's why
We'd like to do it.
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Well, now, do you
Think you could handle
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Something like that?
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We could certainly try.
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Well...
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If we are all in agreement,
It's settled.
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It'll be a musical.
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Great!
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And good luck.
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( talking excitedly )
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Well, uh...
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Helen's going to help
The kids out, eh?
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Hmm?
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I say, helen's going to help
The kids with their play.
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Oh, yeah.
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She's a wonderful girl.
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Yeah.
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Salt of the earth.
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Mm-hmm.
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You're lucky.
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Yeah, I know.
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You don't know what play
They're going to do?
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What?
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I say, you don't know
What play they're going to do?
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No. Helen says
They got something worked out
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But she wants
To keep it a surprise.
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You ought to be able
To get it out of her.
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She won't tell me.
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All I know is it's
Got music in it.
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Oh, I like that!
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Say, you know what
You ought to do?
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What?
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Talk helen into doing
The mikado.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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The mikado?
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What's that?
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That's the play we did
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When I went to high school,
And I was in it.
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I didn't know
You was a actor, floyd.
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You was in a dramatic club?
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The backbone.
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The mikado, huh?
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Yeah...
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Oh, it's a wonderful play.
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Lots of ginger.
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What's it about?
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Well, it all took place
In this little town
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Called titipu.
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Come on, floyd, be serious.
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Well, I am serious.
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Now, this is in japan, see
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And the lord high
Executioner was ko-ko
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And there was these
Two other fellas.
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There was
Pooh-bah and pish-tush.
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Look, floyd, if you don't
Want to tell me...
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Well, I am telling you.
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Do you want to hear this
Or not?
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Go ahead.
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Well, all right.
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Now, there was
Another fella, too
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And he was a sort of
A wandering guitar player
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And he was in love
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With yum-yum
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And his name
Was nanki-poo.
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Nanki-poo?
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Why don't you talk her
Into doing it?
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Oh, they'd love it.
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Well, I would,
But they
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Already started
Something else.
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Yeah, but the songs
Are so beautiful.
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Oh, they're beau...
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Listen.
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* a wandering minstrel, I
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* a thing of shreds
And patches *
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* of ballads, songs,
And snatches *
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* of dreamy lullaby
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* my catalog is long
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* to every passion ranging
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* and to your humors
Changing... *
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Floyd, I've got to go.
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You'd leave
Without me finish...
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Oh, I loved it
Up to there.
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I'll see ya.
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More, floyd, more.
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* a wandering
Minstrel, I *
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* a thing of shreds
And patches *
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* patches
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* of ballads, songs,
And snatches *
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* sna--
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* and dreamy lullaby
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* ...By.
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Well, at least you
Could've told me sooner!
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Well, I told you we
Didn't have very much.
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But --
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What's happening?
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Well, we need money
For sets and materials
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And howard tell me
There's only $38
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In the treasury, and that
Won't buy anything!
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What are we
Going to do, andy?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you make it
A do-it-yourself project?
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Hey, that's an excellent
Idea, andy.
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Oh, of course.
Thank you, andy.
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Who else would just pitch in,
Without even being asked?
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I didn't mean me.
You're sweet.
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Now, wait a minute,
Helen!
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I'll see you
In the auditorium
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At 3:30, andy.
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Now, I won't be there,
And that's final!
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Boy, ain't
This exciting?
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Yeah, I don't know
When I had a better time.
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Me neither.
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Boy, show business
Sure is exciting.
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Yeah, gets in your blood,
Doesn't it?
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Yep. I bet if
Everybody in town
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Knew how much fun
We was having
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They'd be down here
Trying to get our jobs.
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Boy, that'd be a shame.
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Yeah.
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You know I always
Wanted to be in
Show business.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. Doing
My imitations.
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Oh.
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You haven't seen
Them in a long
Time, have you?
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Goob, uh...
Watch this.
Watch this.
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Chester.
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Huh?
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Good, goob.
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Watch this.
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( with gruff voice ):
Okay, you guys
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All right, you guys,
Let's go, you guys.
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Who was that?
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Floyd?
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No. Edward g. Robinson.
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Oh, good.
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Hey, now,
My big finish.
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Cary grant.
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Ready?
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Judy, judy, judy.
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Huh?
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Andy, there's not one
Bit of theater in you.
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Oh, oh, andy,
That's just fine.
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Goober, very
Professional job.
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Thanks, helen.
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Is that one
Of the costumes?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, hold it up,
Estelle.
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Like it?
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Yeah. It's pretty.
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Kind of old-fashioned,
Isn't it?
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Definitely.
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Andy, I can hardly wait
For you to see the show.
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It's got musical numbers,
Skits and everything.
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You'll love it.
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This is a number
I'm particularly proud of.
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Oh, good.
Oh, come on.
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Here, you hold it.
We'll show you the minuet.
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Come on, let's
Do it, okay?
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Okay?
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( playing minuet )
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no, wait.
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This is the minuet.
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It's supposed to be slow,
Dignified and graceful.
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Homer, when you bow
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It's got to be deep
And courtly.
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Estelle, the same thing
For you.
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When you curtsey,
Deep.
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You ever see
A minuet, andy?
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Not lately.
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Must be one of them
New kind of dances.
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( scat singing )
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Well, if that's a sample
Of what they're going to do,
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The show doesn't sound like
It's going to be
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Any great shakes,
To me.
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( scat singing )
Good.
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What?
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Anh!
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( helen continues
Scat singing )
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Well, the budget does
Show a slight deficit,
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But nothing serious.
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That's good.
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And, of course,
Andy and goober
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Have done a lot of work
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00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,143
That we might otherwise
Have had to pay for.
264
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,945
There's nothing like
Community spirit.
265
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,847
You know, I'm sorry
I was unable
266
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,215
To follow up
On that show.
267
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,416
What kind
Of a musical
268
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,251
Did they finally
Decide to do?
269
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,420
Well, to tell you the truth,
Mr. Hampton
270
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,889
I don't know myself.
271
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,257
Miss crump seems to want
To keep it a secret.
272
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,326
Must be something
Quite novel.
273
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,897
Say, aren't they having
A dress rehearsal today?
274
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,264
Yes, I believe so.
275
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,835
Well, why don't we pop down
And have a look at it.
276
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,270
Miss crump doesn't want
Anyone to see it yet.
277
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,772
Can't do any harm.
278
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:39,873
Shall we?
279
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,352
Oh, now, remember, charlie
280
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,723
Keep that center spot on
Until cue number three.
281
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,391
All right, kids,
I'll give you the signal.
282
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,361
Well, keep your
Fingers crossed.
283
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,096
Miss crump?
284
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,965
Helen:
Oh, mr. Hampton.
285
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,935
We just thought
We'd see a rehearsal.
286
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,938
Oh. Well, we did want it
To be a surprise.
287
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,140
But... Well,
Have a seat.
288
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,374
Thank you.
289
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,442
Oh.
290
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,222
Okay, kids,
Whenever you're ready.
291
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,959
( minuet playing )
292
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,902
Charming.
Thank you.
293
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,777
* in days of old
294
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:53,346
* the minuet was once
The big attraction *
295
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,982
* fair ladies swooned
296
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,249
Oh...
297
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,319
* and strong men wept
298
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,022
* so beautiful the action
299
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,225
* but shed no tear
For powdered wig *
300
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,395
* or gents in silken pants
301
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:12,499
* 'cause nowadays
To make the scene *
302
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,802
* you really got to dance!
303
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,237
( rock 'n' roll playing )
304
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,397
It's great.
305
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,442
Miss crump, is
This your idea?
306
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,877
Yes, sort of.
307
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,548
Stop it! Stop it,
Do you hear?!
308
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,117
Helen:
What's the matter,
Mr. Hampton?
309
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,218
What's the matter?
310
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,386
Do you dare sit here
311
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,421
And watch that
Disgraceful exhibition
312
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,190
And ask me
What's the matter?
313
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,025
Get off that stage,
All of you.
314
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,962
Get off of the stage
And go home!
315
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,429
There is nothing
The matter
316
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,165
With the way
They're dancing.
317
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,033
A flagrant display like that.
318
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,602
Typical of all the problems
We're suffering
319
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,404
With our young people today
320
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,140
And you say there's
Nothing wrong?!
321
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,942
You're supposed to be a teacher.
322
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,210
We depend on you to lift
323
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,012
The standards
Of our young people
324
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,280
Not hasten
Their decadence.
325
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,347
What are you...?
326
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,515
Hold on,
Mr. Hampton.
327
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,217
You may not like
Their dancing
328
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,618
But don't go
Blaming helen.
329
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,253
Well, I certainly
Do blame her.
330
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,354
We have
Enough trouble
331
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,856
With the younger
Generation
332
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,958
Without having it
Encouraged by teachers.
333
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,359
There is nothing
The matter
334
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,929
With the younger generation
That I can see.
335
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,631
Then perhaps you're not
As observant as you ought to be.
336
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,333
Perhaps you're
Not the kind
337
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,269
Of a person we should have
Teaching in our schools.
338
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,337
Wait a minute.
339
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,939
I won't discuss it
Any further
340
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,107
With either of you.
341
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,075
As long as I'm principal
Of this school
342
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,176
There'll not be any
343
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,212
Of what you call
Dancing done here.
344
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,247
If that's the kind
Of entertainment
345
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,883
You're planning
To present, there will be
346
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,052
No senior play
This year.
347
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,255
Mister --
348
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,173
Yes, but he --
349
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,341
Just calm down.
350
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,209
Now, try to
Forget about it.
351
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,446
Well, I've never had anybody
Talk to me like that before!
352
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,582
I know. I don't know why he
Had to fly off the handle.
353
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,684
How could he be
So narrowminded?
354
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,053
I'll tell you what--
355
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,655
Let's... Let's
Just pretend
356
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:52,192
That he doesn't even
Live here, hmm?
357
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,527
( doorbell buzzing )
358
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,200
Hi.
Oh, hi.
359
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,202
Sorry to pop in on you
Like this
360
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,571
But estelle and homer
Have been pleading with me
361
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,274
To see if there's something
We can't do about the show.
362
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,675
The kids are all busted up.
363
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,978
After all the work
Everybody put in.
364
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,379
I know. I'm
So sorry.
365
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,182
We were thinking if you
Could meet with mr. Hampton
366
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,184
And try to explain
Things to him.
367
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,052
I don't think
It's too good an idea
368
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,220
For her to go over there.
369
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,721
There's always
The possibility
370
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,056
He might have mellowed.
371
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,724
There's not much chance of that.
372
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,459
Couldn't we try
Anyway? Please?
373
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,660
Andy:
I don't want her
374
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,729
To go over there
And get yelled at again.
375
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,731
I might say something
To him I'd regret.
376
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,200
Well, maybe
He won't yell.
377
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,235
Oh, could we try,
Please, miss crump?
378
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,469
It's a good show.
379
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,605
We're going to have
To be very diplomatic.
380
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,341
If we want to get anywhere
At all with mr. Hampton
381
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,210
We can't afford
To antagonize him.
382
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,079
I hadn't planned on snapping
His suspenders, howard.
383
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,215
Well, I wasn't talking
About you, andy.
384
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,749
I mean, uh...
385
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,485
Well, I was just hoping that...
386
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,521
You needn't worry
About me, howard.
387
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,622
I'll be calm.
388
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,024
Oh, good.
389
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,525
( door opening )
390
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,393
( clears throat )
391
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,195
Howard:
Morning, mr. Hampton.
392
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,596
Andy:
Mr. Hampton.
393
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,265
Good morning.
394
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,643
Well...
395
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,245
Well...
396
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,180
Hampton:
If you don't
Mind, I'd like
397
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,615
To get this over with
As quickly as possible.
398
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:25,118
We'll try not to take
Too much of your time.
399
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,619
I must say, I
Can't understand
400
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,588
Why you even asked
For this meeting.
401
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,591
I thought I had made
Myself perfectly clear
402
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,460
In my position
Yesterday.
403
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,762
Yes, yes, but...
Well, we thought
404
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,665
Perhaps we could
Talk it over a little more.
405
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,768
Go ahead, but I
Think it's a sheer
Waste of time.
406
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,470
Howard: if you'll just
Hear us out
407
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,637
I think we can
408
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,772
Make sense to you.
409
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,476
Andy...
410
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:54,581
Would you like to
Start the ball rolling?
411
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,183
Uh, well, we... We...
412
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,119
I would like to know
Why you're making such a fuss
413
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,687
Over a perfectly normal dance
414
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,356
That every teenager
In this country is doing.
415
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,592
Uh, what miss crump means
Is that possibly
416
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,261
This could be compared
To a type of folk dance.
417
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:11,198
These gyrations
Cannot be compared
418
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,433
To any civilized dancing
419
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,736
Done by anybody
Since the caveman.
420
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,073
What mr. Hampton means
Is that sometimes these dances
421
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,242
Take a little time
To become accepted.
422
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,476
Accepted?! By whom?
423
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,712
There are still
Some people who think
424
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,847
The automobile's
Just a passing fad!
425
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,449
What miss crump means...
426
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,584
That's not what
I meant, howard.
427
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:34,321
Perhaps I oversimplified.
428
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,356
I know what she meant.
429
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,690
What mr. Hampton means...
430
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,326
Stop telling her
What I mean.
431
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,561
So long as the education
Of these children
432
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,663
Is my responsibility,
They'll be taught
433
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,598
To behave like
Decent human beings.
434
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,834
There's nothing indecent
In the whole show.
435
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,602
I'm even more
Surprised at you
436
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,271
Than I am miss
Crump, sheriff.
437
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,473
At least you do have a son
To raise.
438
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,543
Are these the kind of dances
You're teaching him?
439
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,279
I probably would if
I knew how to do 'em.
440
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,748
There's no point in
Discussing it further.
441
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,716
For your information,
Miss crump,
442
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,886
I used to be young myself,
And I enjoyed dancing,
443
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,355
But in my generation
444
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,357
We at least
Managed to retain
445
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,660
A semblance of
Propriety and dignity.
446
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,464
In my day, we managed
To enjoy the social graces
447
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,767
Without all this wild,
Frantic activity
448
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,871
That you seem to feel
Is so necessary.
449
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,306
Good day.
450
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:35,215
Would you like to tell us
What he meant, howard?
451
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,350
He means there'll
Be no show.
452
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,752
You may be wrong
About that.
453
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,388
What?
454
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:45,158
We may just do
A show after all.
455
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,327
Put that over
Stage-right.
456
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,463
Oh, put that down in
The boys' dressing room.
457
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,665
My costume, miss crump,
I can't find my costume!
458
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,167
Well, look in your
Dressing room, estelle!
459
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,468
For heaven's sakes,
Let's not panic.
460
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:56,703
Look, if you're not
In the first act,
461
00:18:56,736 --> 00:19:01,374
Get down
In the dressing room.
462
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,709
Oh.
463
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,910
How you doing?
464
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,812
Oh, nervous.
465
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,281
Choose a dangerous course of
Action -- you're gonna be.
466
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,616
I guess.
467
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,186
Well, let's just
Hope for the best.
468
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,324
I appreciate your coming,
Mr. Hampton.
469
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,491
Well, I agreed
To watch
470
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,227
A revised version
Of your show
471
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,195
But I'm afraid it
Won't do any good.
472
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:23,596
Well, all I ask
Is that you
473
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,465
Sit through this
Dress rehearsal.
474
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,534
I certainly
Don't want to
Be a dictator
475
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,736
But this time,
The decision
Will be final.
476
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,870
That is fair enough.
477
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,171
Excuse me.
478
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,546
All right, kids,
You ready?
479
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,913
Homer:
Ready, miss crump.
480
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,449
Take it from
The top.
481
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,751
( piano playing introduction )
482
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,624
Both:
We hear so much
Of the good old days
483
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,926
When youngsters
Knew their places
484
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,563
When children practiced dignity
485
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,232
And quiet social graces.
486
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,734
Not like
Today's children.
I should say not.
487
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,271
Have you seen the
Way they dance?
Disgraceful.
488
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,273
I wish we could
Show them how it was
489
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,808
When kids really
Knew how to act.
Well, why not?
490
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,810
Both:
We're going to reverse the clock
491
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,579
And take you back to see
492
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,947
How different
From the kids today
493
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,816
Our elders used to be.
494
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,018
The time--
495
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,653
Your generation!
496
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,224
( band playing "Charleston" )
497
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,604
( music ends )
498
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,942
I, uh...
499
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:56,015
I gather I'm supposed
To get a message from this.
500
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,017
Helen:
That's right.
501
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,052
In other words,
You're trying to tell me
502
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,421
That today's dancing
503
00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,556
Is no different
Than it was in my day.
504
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,893
Yes, but I'm trying
To tell you more than
That, mr. Hampton.
505
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,429
I'm trying to say that
This period of life
506
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,765
Which we all go through--
The teenage period--
507
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,635
Is a very frightening time.
508
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,639
It's got its fears and its
Doubts and its curiosities...
509
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,107
And they come to us
510
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:24,544
And they say, "I want...
I need to express myself
511
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:25,745
In my own way."
512
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,979
In this case,
The frug.
513
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,481
In my day,
The jitterbug.
514
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:29,782
In your day,
The charleston
515
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,384
Or black bottom,
Or whatever.
516
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,786
And we continue
To say to them,
"Well, certainly
517
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,556
"If you have some little
Thing you want to express
518
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,157
"You go right
Ahead and tell me.
519
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,493
"But you tell me
In my language
520
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,729
And what I
Want to hear."
521
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,565
Well, mr. Hampton,
I think it would
Be very good
522
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,867
If occasionally,
We said to them
523
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,403
"Yes, you can do it
In your own way
524
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,671
And I'll help."
525
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,406
And I contend,
Mr. Hampton
526
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,042
That those youngsters
Are every bit
527
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,478
As moral and sane
And stable
528
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:02,114
As we adults feel
Ourselves to be.
529
00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:06,953
( sighs )
530
00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,055
You know, miss crump...
531
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,758
I'm inclined
To agree with you.
532
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,061
Go ahead and
Do your show
533
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,930
And I'm sure
We'll all enjoy it.
534
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,899
( music resumes )
535
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,848
Did you really like
The show, andy?
536
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,484
Now tell me the truth.
537
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:38,785
Yeah,
It was all right.
538
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,587
It was better than that,
And you know it!
539
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,088
Oh, it was fabulous.
540
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,992
The audience seemed
To like it.
541
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:49,028
I was listening
To the people out front.
542
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,631
The whole thing is
A triumph.
543
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,132
I think it's the best
Show we've ever had.
544
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:56,936
Well, thank you
So much!
545
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,608
You know, miss crump,
546
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,576
I haven't danced
In quite some time,
547
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,978
But I'm certainly
Willing to try.
548
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:08,080
It'd be my pleasure,
Mr. Hampton.
549
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,049
Oh!
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