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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Well...I guess I better
Go down to the courthouse.
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Aren't you going
To wait for barney?
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Way he was carrying on
At the reunion last night,
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He's liable to sleep
The clock around.
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Well, there's
Plenty of time.
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Warren can take
Care of things
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Down at the
Courthouse, can't he?
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Got a cup of coffee
For a passing hobo?
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[ chuckling ]
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Andy:
Well, looky there.
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It's alive and
Walks and talks
And everything.
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You sit right down.
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Did you sleep well?
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Sure he did.
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Look how rested
He looks.
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In a strange bed
And everything.
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Didn't have
A bit of trouble.
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Laid right down,
Went right out.
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That's the sign of
A clear conscience.
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You know how some people
Toss and turn, but not me.
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Just down, out.
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Like a light.
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The mattress
Wasn't too hard, hmm?
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He said he slept fine.
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Next time
We'll change with andy.
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I do want you
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To be comfortable.
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You've come
A long way.
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You don't have to go right back,
Do you?
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Well, that depends
On my car, ange.
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Having trouble
With my fuel pump.
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Goober's looking it over.
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You will have time
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To come and meet warren,
Won't you?
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Oh. You mean the fella
That took over my job as deputy.
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Yeah.
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[ clears throat ]
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How's he doing at it?
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As a matter of fact...
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You don't have to say
Another word, ange.
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Impossible to replace
Key personnel.
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Especially
That deputy's job.
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It's way beyond what
The ordinary man can handle.
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But warren's doing
A wonderful job.
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He is?
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Yeah, he's working out fine.
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I'll get the keys
And we'll go.
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Well, I'm awful glad
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The new deputy's
Working out so well.
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Oh, yes. He's a graduate
Of the sheriff's academy.
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Fourth in his class.
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Andy was even able to take off
Two weeks last fall--
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Something he was never able
To do before.
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Well, you know,
It was a very slow period.
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Uh, I think
You'll like warren
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Very much.
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Let's go. Or do you want to wait
And finish your breakfast?
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No, I'll grab
A bite later.
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Listen, ange, you know,
I've been thinking
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And I, I really better
Head on back to raleigh.
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You know,
I'm the only one
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That's familiar
With them fingerprint files.
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Well, you said your section
Was just from "N" to "R."
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Yeah, but that could cause
A bottleneck
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If it's not handled
Proper.
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Well, couldn't you stay
Just a little while?
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Well, I-I-I'd
Love to, really
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But, you know,
Duty calls.
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Can I use
Your phone?
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Well...
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Hi, sarah?
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Uh, get me goober
Down at the filling station.
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Yeah, it's me.
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I'm fine.
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[ chuckles ]
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[ clearing throat ]
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No, I haven't met him.
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Yes, I understand
He's very capable.
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J-just get me goober.
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[ telephone ringing ]
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, barn!
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I just got your fuel pump out.
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Yeah, it's a mess.
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You're going to need a new one.
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Have to send to mount pilot
For it.
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Put the old pump back!
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I got to get back to raleigh.
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But it took me two hours
To get it out.
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Well, okay.
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Well, it'll take me
About an hour.
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I got other work
I got to get out first.
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An hour?!
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Oh, good.
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Then you'll have time.
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Hey, g-goob?
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Listen,
When the car's ready
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Call barney
At the courthouse, okay?
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Right. That's good.
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Well, come on.
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Barney,
You'll like warren very much.
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Come on in, barn.
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Well, where's
Mr. Wonderful?
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He's probably
Over at the crossing.
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He'll be along
In a little bit.
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Barn, there's something
I want to tell you about...
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I know, I know.
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He's a graduate of
The sheriff's academy.
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Oh, did you hear that?
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Did you also hear...?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah--
Fourth in his class.
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A regular
Captain marvel.
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That's not what I wanted
To tell you, barn.
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[ car door opens, closes ]
You're really going to enjoy
Meeting warren because...
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[ clears throat ]
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Here he comes.
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Now, you'll see
For yourself.
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Mornin', andy.
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Warren...
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I'd like you to meet
Barney fife.
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Barney, this
Is warren ferguson.
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Howdy.
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Boy! This certainly
Is a pleasure!
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I've heard
Some wonderful
Things about you!
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Huh?
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Yeah! I've been looking
Forward to this!
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You're about
The best-known deputy
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In the whole darn county!
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[ nervous chuckle ]
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Yeah!
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Well, I mean it.
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You're in the way of being
A living legend
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Around here.
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[ chuckles ]
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"Legend."
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Well, I wouldn't go so far
As to say that.
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Are you kidding me?
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Don't kid me!
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I been poring over
Those reports of yours.
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They're beautiful,
Just beautiful.
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Why, they'd
Make a textbook
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For any lawman
In the country.
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Well, I suppose...
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Would you like some coffee?
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All I have to do
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Is heat it.
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Yeah, I might have a cup.
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I'll get it for you.
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I take mine with...
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I know exactly.
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Three lumps of sugar
And a little cream.
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Uncle floyd
Told me.
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You are going to stay
Around town for a while
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Aren't you, barney?
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Well...
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I sure would
Like to hear
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Those experiences you had
When you were a deputy.
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I guess there's no real rush
To get back.
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I'll get the coffee.
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That's what I wanted to
Tell you about warren.
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He kind of goes overboard on
The subject of barney fife.
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[ both chuckling ]
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"A living legend."
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Well, I hope he's not
Gonna disturb you,
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Going on like that.
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No, no. I mean,
It's a natural thing.
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Lots of fellas
Have themselves an idol.
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I had one myself
When I was a kid.
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I didn't know that.
Who was it?
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Skeets gallagher.
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Skeets gallagher?
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Yeah, sidekick
To tailspin tommy.
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Oh. Oh.
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Well, anyway, I feel it
Only fair to warn you
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That when warren
Comes back,
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He's gonna want to hear just
About everything you ever did.
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[ chuckles ] I'm afraid he's
Gonna pester you to death.
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Yeah, well, I suppose,
But, you know,
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Noblesse oblige.
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[ clears throat ]
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Sarah, get me goober.
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You know, that warren's
Got a lot of moxie.
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Yeah.
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Say, goob?
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Oh, barn.
I was just gonna call you.
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I put my other work aside
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And got that fuel pump
On again for you,
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Knowing you was in a hurry.
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You ain't?
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Take it off?
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Well, yeah, a new one
Would be better, but --
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Well, okay!
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[ huffs ]
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Here's your coffee, barney,
Just the way you like it --
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Three lumps of sugar
And a little cream.
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Well, thanks.
[ chuckles ]
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Now, you were asking me
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About my experiences
As a deputy.
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Well, when they first pinned on
The old badge --
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Barney, would you excuse me
For just about 5 minutes?
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I've got to run next door
To uncle floyd's barbershop.
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Right now?
Yeah.
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Well, the thing is, his
Vibrator's on the blink,
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And I promised him
I'd fix it.
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That was
Over an hour ago.
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I'll be right back.
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Maybe I could
Go with you.
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That would be
Great.
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Yeah.
See you later, ange.
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Well, you were asking me
About my experiences.
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Well, when they first pinned on
The old badge...
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So I winged him
From a prone position...
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Oh, hi, farley.
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Hi, barn.
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Enjoy yourself at the
Reunion last night?
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It was
Just great.
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Farley's come over
To get a list
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Of everybody
That was there.
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You're going to get
Your name in the paper.
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Hey, farley, you
Know, if you
Want a story
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How about barney fife
Being back in town?
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Call it the, uh...
Living legend returns.
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Oh, now, warren...
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And you could have
Pictures and everything.
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Well, I-it's kind of late.
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A picture of barney
Might go good with your story.
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Gee, andy, I don't know.
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No.
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Well, if it's too late...
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'course, if you insist.
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Okay, I'll go dig up
My camera.
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I'll pick up that list
When I get back.
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Okay, farley.
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[ chuckling ]
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Know what'd make it
A fine picture?
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If you had brought
Your uniform.
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I don't imagine
You brought that.
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[ clears throat ]
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Well, it just, uh,
Just so happens
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I did pack it.
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You didn't?
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I had room
In the suitcase.
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I didn't know whether
There'd be any occasion.
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That makes it
Perfect, andy!
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I'll drive you over,
And you can change.
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Oh, andy, this is
Going to be a great
Day for mayberry.
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[ chuckling ]
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Well, here he is.
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Well, you look
Great, barn.
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It's just like
Old times.
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Well, let's
Do it.
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I think
It'd be better
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If we took
The picture outside.
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Sure. Right in front
Of the courthouse, huh?
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Well? Huh?
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Yeah.
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[ chuckling ]
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00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,244
So, let's go.
261
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,712
I'll be right with you.
262
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,747
I want to...
263
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,814
Oh. Oh, okay.
264
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:45,953
[ door closes ]
265
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:52,359
[ telephone ringing ]
266
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:01,935
Sheriff's office.
267
00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,937
Warden hicks
At the county work farm.
268
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,372
We just had a prisoner escape.
269
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,840
He came from out your way.
270
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,308
Figured he might show up
Back there.
271
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,077
Oh, escaped prisoner, huh?
272
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,712
Yeah. Avery noonan.
273
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,247
Avery noonan.
274
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,382
Oh, yeah, I remember!
275
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,684
About a year back.
276
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,051
I'm the one
That got him sent up.
277
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,286
That you, barney?
278
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,387
What are you doing back?
279
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,855
A little vacation.
280
00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,157
Boy, you sure picked
A bad time for it.
281
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,893
All avery talked about
All year
282
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:29,029
Was how he wanted to bust out
And even things up with you.
283
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,430
How much longer
284
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,099
You going to be around?
285
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:35,869
Well, I don't know.
286
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,104
Let's just hope
287
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,406
He don't find out
You're in town.
288
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,908
He's mean, barney.
289
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:41,975
Big and mean.
290
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,044
Real mean.
291
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,224
What's he
Doing in there?
292
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,893
Well, he really
Must be dollin'
Himself up.
293
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,661
I'll see what's
Keeping him.
294
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,033
Barn, we're waiting for you.
295
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,234
Uh, yeah.
296
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,102
Farley wants to get the picture.
297
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,706
By tonight, 2,000 loyal readers
Will know barney fife's back.
298
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:16,143
Yeah, well, uh, you know,
I've been thinkin', ange,
299
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:20,147
That maybe I ought to pass up
That picture and the story.
300
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,217
Pass it up?
301
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,385
Yeah, well, you...
302
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,320
You know, it, uh, could
Be considered
303
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,290
Uh, well, pushy, and, uh,
You know, I'm not that type.
304
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,192
Oh, I don't see it
That way at all.
305
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,927
You got a lot
Of friends here.
306
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,763
I know, I know, but I'd like
To play it my way
307
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,030
If you don't mind.
308
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,834
No... If you feel
That strongly about it.
309
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,871
I do, so if you wouldn't mind
Just telling farley, uh...
310
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,105
I'll tell him.
311
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,942
Hmm.
312
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:52,946
[ door shuts ]
313
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,985
[ telephone ringing ]
314
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,128
[ disguised voice ]
Sheriff's office.
315
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,230
You said you want barney fife?
316
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,365
No! He went back to raleigh.
317
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,002
I don't think
He'll ever come back
318
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,404
To this part of the state, ever!
319
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,906
[ normal voice ]
Goober?
320
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,240
Oh, I'm glad you called.
321
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,243
Well, how come
You was talking so funny?
322
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,112
Oh, it was a joke, huh?
323
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,047
[ laughing ]
324
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,982
Yeah, that's real funny, barney.
325
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,951
Say, what I called you about was
326
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,186
I got that fuel pump off
Like you wanted,
327
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,790
And I'll be getting one in
From mount pilot in the morning.
328
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:39,426
Put it back on?
329
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,161
The old one?
330
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,930
The one I just took off?
331
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,966
Yes, sir.
332
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,806
I'm sorry, but we're dealing
With a crazy man.
333
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,975
I don't understand it.
334
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,177
Well, if barney doesn't want
His picture taken,
335
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,245
That's okay by me.
336
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,212
See ya, andy.
337
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,014
See ya, farley.
338
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,817
The first time
I ever heard of barney
339
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,552
Walking away from a camera.
340
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,221
[ door opens ]
341
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,923
Andy:
Hey, barn.
342
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,565
That is you,
Isn't it?
343
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,434
Well, I thought we might
Be getting some rain
344
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,136
So I borrowed
Your raincoat.
345
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,237
I hope you don't mind.
346
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,839
No... But there's
No sign of rain.
347
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,207
Well, I can't
Take that chance.
348
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,341
But the skies
Are clear.
349
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,576
That's what'll
Fool you.
350
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,511
I really better
Head back to raleigh
351
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,346
Because of
The fingerprint files.
352
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:34,547
I'm just not
Comfortable
353
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,316
When somebody else
Is handling them.
354
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,417
Oh, come on, barn.
355
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,419
So I'm going
To the house and pack.
356
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,387
I'll see you.
357
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,501
How you doing, goob?
358
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,371
I got the fuel
Pump back on
Barney's car.
359
00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,472
Good.
360
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,374
You know he's crazy.
361
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,542
Well...
362
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,246
You coming in?
363
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,915
Yeah.
364
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,659
Aunt bee?
365
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,062
Aunt bee?
366
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,496
Shh. Barney's sleeping.
367
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,631
Sleeping?
368
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,334
Shh! He's been up
In the guest room
369
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,368
All afternoon.
370
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,502
Well, that's
Strange.
371
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,071
Goober's got
His car ready.
372
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,239
I better go
Get him up.
373
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,373
Well, it seems
A shame
374
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,075
When he's sleeping
So soundly.
375
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,043
Shh!
376
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,411
[ knocking ]
377
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,479
Who's there?
378
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,613
Andy:
It's me.
379
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,549
You awake?
380
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,917
Oh, yeah.
381
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,185
Just a second.
382
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,399
Aunt bee said
You were asleep.
383
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,168
I had to move that.
384
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,403
I dropped
A collar button.
385
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:04,604
Oh.
386
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,639
Well, goober's here
With your car.
387
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,907
Oh. Well, uh...
388
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,310
Excuse me.
389
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,186
Uh, your car's
All ready, barney.
390
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,988
It's out front
In the driveway.
391
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,689
Oh, well, good.
Goodbye, everyone.
392
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,391
I had a good time and
I'll drop a line...
393
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,093
Wait. I made a bag
Of sandwiches for you.
394
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,095
Oh, well,
No need for that.
395
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,496
They're
All ready.
396
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,164
What's your hurry, barn?
397
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,365
[ telephone ringing ]
398
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,234
I'm not here!
I've gone!
399
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,070
Now, you wait-wait...
Wait just a minute.
400
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,406
Hello?
401
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,941
Yes, warden.
402
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,145
No kidding.
403
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,379
What is it, andy?
404
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,181
No. I didn't hear about it.
405
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,549
What is it, andy?
406
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,219
Warden hicks says
That a fellow named avery newman
407
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,054
Escaped from
The county work farm
408
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,356
And he was seen hopping
A southbound train.
409
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,158
He thinks he may be
Headed this way.
410
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,193
Well, what do
You know?
411
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,162
Yes, warden?
412
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,730
You mean
Barney didn't tell you?
413
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,697
Is he still there?
414
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,635
Well, I'm surprised
After what I told him
415
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,537
About avery
Being out to get him.
416
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,739
Guess he likes to live
Dangerously, huh?
417
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:14,774
I told him
When I called up at noon.
418
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,775
Well, keep in touch.
419
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,677
Uh, right, warden.
420
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,012
Thanks.
421
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,979
Bye.
422
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,556
[ clears throat ]
423
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,358
Here you
Are, barney.
424
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,160
I put the tuna fish
On top.
425
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,494
Well, that's,
That's fine.
426
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,029
Andy.
427
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,231
Andy, I just got a call
From the stationmaster.
428
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,067
Some fella
Named avery noonan
429
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,401
Is sneaking around
The depot.
430
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,769
Yeah?
431
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,037
This noonan fella
432
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,505
Is supposed to be doing
433
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,207
Two years
At the county work farm.
434
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,475
Yeah, I heard.
435
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,410
Barney, I brought
The old gun.
436
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,545
I knew you'd want
To get in on this one.
437
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,281
Well, I'd sure
Just love to
438
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,682
But I, uh...
I got to get back.
439
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,117
I'll see you.
440
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,452
Gee, barney, I'm sure
We can wrap it up...
441
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,620
Don't drive too fast.
442
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,155
That fuel pump's
Not the best.
443
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,062
You sure you
Don't want
444
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,597
To change your
Mind, barney?
445
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,299
I only wish I could, warren.
446
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,833
There's nothing I'd like better
447
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,303
Than to be out on the hunt
Again, closing in on the quarry,
448
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,205
But we can't always do
449
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,340
The things we
Want to do.
450
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,575
[ engine rattling ]
451
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:23,776
[ engine stops ]
452
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,678
[ metal clatters on pavement ]
453
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,248
What is it,
Goober?
454
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,484
Fuel pump fell off.
455
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,852
Well, put it back on!
456
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,322
I've had to take it off
And put it on so much
457
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,356
The fittings wore out.
458
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,624
It's not
My fault.
459
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,492
How long will it take you
To fix it?
460
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,560
Tomorrow
Sometime.
461
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,362
I have to get
New fittings.
462
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730
That makes it
Just great.
463
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,532
Then you can go
With us, barney.
464
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,500
Here, let me strap
This on for you.
465
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,103
Boy, this is going
To make you feel
Like old times.
466
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,539
Warren, maybe barney's
Got something else to do.
467
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,606
Yeah, maybe I do.
468
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,675
You probably
Don't want to steal
469
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,743
Any of the glory.
470
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:57,844
Yeah, that's right.
471
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,712
But that's okay
With me, barn.
472
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,514
I can imagine
How anxious you are
473
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,749
To get back in the harness.
474
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,117
Let's go, huh?
475
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,218
Well...
476
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,686
Come on, barn.
It'll be all right.
477
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,887
We're off,
Barney.
478
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,356
Come on.
479
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,649
Hold it now.
480
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,218
I think
If we surprise him
481
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,652
There won't be
Much trouble.
482
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,821
Right. Barney, lead on.
483
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,922
Now, wait a minute.
484
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,591
We can't all go
Rushing in there.
485
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,327
Barney, you stay out here
And monitor the radio.
486
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,929
You mean you want him
To stay here? By the car?
487
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,598
Well, something
Might come in.
488
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,733
In case you flush him
Out of the depot
489
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,335
This could be
A trouble spot
490
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,469
But that's okay.
491
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,171
I don't mind.
I'll go it alone.
492
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,473
You mean you don't want
To move in with us?
493
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,741
Well...
494
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,875
Come on.
495
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,588
I can't understand it, andy.
496
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,757
He seemed to want
To stay by the car.
497
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,192
Look, we need somebody.
498
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,827
Could I have been
Wrong about him?
499
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,829
Could the whole town
Have been wrong?
500
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,332
Warren, we've got
A job to do. Come on.
501
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,534
Here I was thinking
He was a brave man--
502
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,901
A living legend
And all.
503
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,703
He seems to want
To play it safe.
504
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,239
He's as brave as they come.
505
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,906
We'll talk about that
Some other time.
506
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,975
Now you go around the back
And I'll go in here.
507
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,410
Go on, go on.
508
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,817
[ clattering ]
509
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:19,045
[ door closes ]
510
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,454
[ footsteps shuffling ]
511
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,034
Well...
512
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,670
[ yells ]
513
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,473
Barney fife.
514
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,509
Listen, m-maybe we can
Just talk this over.
515
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:51,978
There's nothing
To talk about.
516
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,348
Wh-wh-wh... Uh...
517
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,749
All right!
518
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:57,917
You give up?!
519
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,085
Come on, get up!
520
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,420
Just get up!
521
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,988
Great work, barn.
You got him.
522
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,823
All right, avery,
On your feet.
523
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,091
Yeah, on your feet.
524
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,426
Back up over there.
525
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,460
Yeah, back up.
526
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,429
Oh, that's great,
Just great.
527
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,930
What happened?
528
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,499
Old injun trick, right?
529
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:13,933
Yeah.
530
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,101
Making him think
531
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,836
You're staying out
By the car.
532
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,472
Hit him so hard you knocked
The breath out of him.
533
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,574
Yeah, I guess so.
Just a reflex.
534
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,443
How'd you do it, barney?
535
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,612
Well, like andy said--
Old injun trick.
536
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,447
When he come at me,
I just-- pow!
537
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,115
One, two, right in
The breadbasket.
538
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,850
He didn't even use his pistol.
539
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,452
Really, barney?
540
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,687
No need-- not when
I got these babies.
541
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,689
All right, avery, let's go.
542
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,128
Geez, barney,
That was great.
543
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:45,131
Well, when I seen him
Coming at me from behind
544
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,599
Murder in his eye
545
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,468
I just spun around,
Step forward
546
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,002
Weight on the balls
Of my feet
547
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,605
And let him have it
Right in the breadbasket.
548
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,874
That's the only way
To handle them babies.
549
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:55,908
You'll learn.
550
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,143
Pow, pow.
551
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,154
Yeah, I expect he'll be away
For quite a long time.
552
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,725
Okay, come on over.
Bring your camera. Right.
553
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,928
Farley coming over?
554
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,097
You kidding?
This is front-page stuff.
555
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,766
Yeah.
556
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:24,170
Listen,
When you talk to him,
557
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,773
Uh, kind of swing the credit
To warren
558
00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:28,908
For the capture there,
Will you?
559
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,011
Swing the credit to warren?
He wasn't even close by.
560
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,746
Yeah, I know,
561
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:37,617
But sometimes it don't hurt
To shade things a little
562
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,086
When you want to
Help somebody.
563
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,856
Yeah, I suppose.
564
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,159
After all, ange, I've had
My place in the sun here
565
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,728
For a lot of years,
566
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,598
And now a nice fella
Like that comes along.
567
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:52,932
[ chuckles ]
568
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,602
A little pat on the back
Will make him feel good.
569
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:01,007
It's his town
Out there now, ange.
570
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,144
It's... It's not mine.
571
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,446
[ chuckles ]
572
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,484
Well, I'll see
If farley's coming.
573
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,799
A true living legend,
That barney fife.
574
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,835
I mean, he's something,
Isn't he, andy?
575
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:31,170
Yes, he is.
576
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:33,806
He really is.
577
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,646
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