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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Andy, did you hear what happened
To clara cartwright?
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No. What?
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Got a job.
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Oh.
From the way you said it,
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I thought she got run over
Or something.
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No. She got a job at the bakery
Three days a week.
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Oh.
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She's older than I am,
You know, andy.
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Good.
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Her birthday's august 21st,
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And mine is march 17th.
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That's just 4 days short
Of 7 months.
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That's good.
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[ chuckles ]
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That moon mullins
Is something.
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There she was,
Staring at the four walls.
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Her children are grown,
You know,
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And it doesn't take her any time
To do her housework.
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She wanted to be active.
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I think
That's a good idea.
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You do?
Mm.
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Andy, turn to page 7
In the other section.
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In the other section.
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Page 7.
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Now,
Look at the want-ads.
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Well, there's a lot of them
Today.
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Look. Just at -- the third one
From the bottom.
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I put a cross there.
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Wanted -- female,
Easy part-time work,
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Afternoons, apply in person,
177 main street.
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That's hanson's
Old print shop.
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Don't tell me somebody's going
To open that thing up again.
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They must be, andy.
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You're not thinking about going
Down there looking for a job.
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Well, why not, andy?
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It's only
In the afternoons.
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I wouldn't be neglecting
The housework.
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It'd be fun, andy.
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Oh, aunt bea,
I don't know.
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You thought it was all right
For clara cartwright
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To take a job.
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Well, yeah,
But you don't have
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Any experience
In the business world.
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Andy, we're often unaware
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Of the capabilities
Of those closest to us.
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Well...
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Oh. Hello, violet rose.
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Well, hi, there.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I came by
Answering the ad.
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For the job?
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Yes.
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Oh.
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[ laughs ]
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Oh.
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I thought you were working
At the coal company.
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No. I left.
It was so far out of town.
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I'd rather be here
On main street
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In the heart of things.
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You know,
Where the action is.
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Who's next?
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She was.
I was.
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This way, please.
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[ laughing ]
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Well, thank you,
Mr. Kingsley.
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You, uh,
Have my number.
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Yes, and thank you very much,
Miss shumacker.
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Good luck.
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What do you think?
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She seemed rather bright,
Don't you think?
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Let's talk to
The next applicant.
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Hello.
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Would you step in,
Please?
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Yes. Certainly.
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May I introduce myself?
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I'm ralph kingsley.
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I'm beatrice taylor.
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This is my partner,
Arnold finch.
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How do you do?
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Hello, mr. Finch.
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Won't you sit down,
Please, miss taylor?
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Tell us something
About yourself.
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Former jobs and so forth,
If you don't mind.
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Well, mr. Kingsley,
I'm going to be honest with you.
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After all,
Honesty is the best policy,
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Don't you think?
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Oh, yes, yes, honesty.
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Of course.
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Admirable quality.
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Well, I haven't worked
In a number of years
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And I don't type
And I don't take dictation
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And I'm not very good
At figures.
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The only reason I'm here is that
I have so much time on my hands.
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You see, I live with
My nephew and his son
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And they're lovely people
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But they're gone
Most of the day.
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And it doesn't take me any time
To do my housework
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And there I am
Staring at the four walls.
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You know what I mean?
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Yes.
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A-andy.
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Andy.
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I got the job.
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You did?
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Yes. Mr. Finch
And mr. Kingsley said
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I was just the person
They were looking for.
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Congratulations.
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And guess who I beat out
Of the job.
Who?
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Violet rose shumacker.
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From the coal company?
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Yes, that stuck-up one.
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Well, I certainly am happy
For you, aunt bee.
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And they are in the
Printing business, huh?
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Yes, and works out perfectly.
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The hours are from 1:00 to 4:00,
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And they're going to pay me
$30 a week.
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Thirty dollars?
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What do you have to do,
Aunt bee?
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Practically nothing.
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I just answer the phone
And take some orders.
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It's a much better job
Than clara cartwright's.
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She has her hands
In dough all day.
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I'd better hurry.
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I start tomorrow. Goodbye.
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Good luck, aunt bee.
Bye.
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Well, that's great.
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Well, I certainly wish
Those fellas a lot of luck.
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Old man hanson went
Broke over there.
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Fellas before him
Didn't do much better.
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That was probably mismanagement,
Andy.
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A good printing shop
Can be a money-making thing.
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Mm. Arnold,
You're an artist.
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It is nice, isn't it?
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Getting
A lot better detail.
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Thanks.
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I sent out word that we're
Back in business again.
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Do you think we're gonna be
All right in this town, ralph?
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Better than ever.
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With our little lady,
Miss taylor, out front,
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This whole thing
Will take on
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A complete air
Of respectability.
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Well, uh, let's print up
Some money.
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All right.
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No, no.
Leave it on.
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Really?
It binds me.
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Leave it on.
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[ door closes ]
Shh.
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It's the police.
[ shrieks ]
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You cover me.
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I'll go out
And talk to him.
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Yes?
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Uh, are you mr. Kingsley?
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That's right.
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My name is taylor.
I'm the sheriff.
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Oh?
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And I just came over
To welcome you to town.
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Oh. Thank you
Very much, sheriff.
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Yeah, we're always
Very happy
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To welcome new business
To mayberry.
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And, uh,
One other thing.
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I wanted to thank you
For hiring my aunt bee.
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She's very excited
About the job.
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Your aunt bee?
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Oh, you mean miss taylor
Is your...?
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She's my aunt.
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Well,
How do you like that?
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That nice lady
Who works for us
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Is the aunt of a sheriff.
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Isn't that nice?
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Listen, she doesn't have
A world of experience,
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But I know that she'll
Do her very best
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To do a good job for you.
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Well, good. Good.
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Just tell her what
You want her to do,
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And she'll do it.
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That's wonderful to know.
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Oh, arnold.
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Yes?
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We have a visitor.
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Put away whatever you're doing
And pop out here.
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All right.
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I don't mean to
Take up your time.
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That's all right.
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Oh, uh, sheriff,
May I present my partner?
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Mr. Arnold finch.
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Sheriff dropped in
To welcome us to mayberry.
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Oh.
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Well, just don't
Stand there.
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Come on out and say hello
To the sheriff.
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Well, how do you do?
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It's very nice
To meet you.
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You know something else,
Arnold?
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What?
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Miss taylor
Is the sheriff's aunt.
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His aunt?
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Isn't that
A happy coincidence?
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[ both laughing ]
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Yes, yes. His aunt?
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Why, that's great.
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Well, I better be running along.
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If there's ever anything
Any of us can do,
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Just let us know.
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We certainly will.
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Bye.
Goodbye, sir.
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Ralph, I think we
Should have hired
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Violet rose shumacker.
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No.
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We couldn't be
In better hands.
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Mr. Kingsley.
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Oh, miss taylor,
Right on time, I see.
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Yes. I like to be prompt.
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Miss taylor,
About coming in the back room,
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Mr. Finch
Is something of an artist
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And he gets very nervous
When he's disturbed.
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Oh, no, I won't disturb him.
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I understand about artists.
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What I wanted
To see you about
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Is that I have
An order for you.
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An order?
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I called a friend
And I sold her
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Two dozen sheets of
Blue linen stationary
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With her initials
And a rose.
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You shouldn't have gone
To all this trouble.
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That's no trouble at all.
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I want to be all
The help I can.
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As a matter of fact,
I've got another order.
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I'll write it up.
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Another order?
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100 business cards
For my nephew.
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It'll surprise him.
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Of course. Yes.
Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Oh, good afternoon.
May I help you?
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Yeah.
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My name is clark.
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You got wedding announcements
For me?
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Well, I don't know.
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I'll have to ask
Mr. Kingsley.
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Mr. Kingsley.
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Yes?
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Mr. Clark is here for
Wedding announcements.
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Of course.
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Be with you in a moment.
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He'll bring them
Right out.
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The announcements for
Yourself, mr. Clark?
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, congratulations.
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When is the happy day?
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Thursday, I guess.
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Uh, I mean, uh,
That's what it is -- thursday.
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Oh, you bridegrooms.
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You're all alike.
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Here you are, mr. Clark.
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I think you'll be
Quite satisfied.
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Well, we'll see.
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Is there going to be
A church wedding?
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Huh?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, good.
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Nothing like
A church wedding
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To set a couple
Off right.
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It's something
You'll remember
264
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,166
All the rest
Of your life.
265
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,803
But just remember
One thing, mr. Clark --
266
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,270
Marriage
Is give and take.
267
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,172
Give a little
And take a little.
268
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,874
The first year's
The hardest.
269
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,876
So long.
So long.
270
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,448
Awfully thin.
271
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,917
Well, you'll see.
272
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,920
Once he's married,
It'll fatten him up.
273
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,421
Yes, of course.
274
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,395
Telegram, andy.
It's for you.
275
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,897
Oh, thanks.
276
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,042
Uh-oh.
277
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,977
Important, andy?
278
00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,546
[ whistles ]
279
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,181
Counterfeit bills in raleigh.
280
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,484
Yeah. Means they might be
Showing up here pretty soon.
281
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,354
I guess what we better do
Is notify all the merchants
282
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,322
To be on the lookout
For large bills
283
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,091
That don't look right
To them.
284
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,292
Good idea, andy.
285
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,261
Well, let's go.
Oh, yeah.
286
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,462
You know, andy,
I can spot
287
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,330
A counterfeit bill
A mile away.
288
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332
See, my eyes were trained for
That in the sheriff's academy.
289
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,501
It's very simple if you know
What you're looking for.
290
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,950
80, 90, 100.
291
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,619
10, 20, 30...
292
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,221
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
293
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,622
Oh...Yes?
294
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,492
I, uh...I'm the deputy sheriff
Here in mayberry.
295
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,961
Oh, yes,
It's very nice
To see you, uh...
296
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,229
Isn't it, arnold?
297
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,164
Yes, yes. Nice
Of you to drop in.
298
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,500
Thank you. Well, you see,
The reason I'm here,
299
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,368
We have counterfeiters operating
300
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,270
In the northern part
Of the state.
301
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,039
So we're warning
All you merchants
302
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,508
To be on the lookout for
Any bills you might get
303
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,443
During your normal
Daily transaction
304
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,013
That might look
The least bit, uh...Phony.
305
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,115
We'll certainly
Be on the alert.
306
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,449
Just drop in anytime.
307
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,919
Yes, don't make
Yourself so scarce.
308
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:15,022
Oh, if you do see a bill
That looks the least bit phony,
309
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,289
You bring it right to me.
310
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,925
You see, uh...My eyes --
311
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,460
They're specially trained
For that type of thing.
312
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,395
We're glad you
Put us on the alert.
313
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,931
Is that a ten dollar bill?
314
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,265
Could I see that?
315
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,534
It's simple if you know
What you're looking for.
316
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,137
The trained eye of the lawman
Can always spot it.
317
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,671
See this picture
Of hamilton here?
318
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,140
Yeah.
Huh?
319
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,607
See the shading
Under his eyes?
320
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,009
Yeah.
Huh?
321
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,244
Huh?
Yeah.
322
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,146
This is where
They always slip up.
323
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,148
They never ever get
That shading right.
324
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,382
They never get it right.
325
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,650
Well, we're
Certainly glad
326
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,118
You've put us
On the alert,
327
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,386
Aren't we, arnold?
328
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,121
Yeah, that's
Nice to know.
329
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,556
It's just our job, you know?
330
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,992
I mean, we're here
To protect your safety.
331
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,393
Frankly, deputy,
332
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,997
I never felt safer
In all my life.
333
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,999
We'll see you.
334
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,134
Good day, sir.
335
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,976
Oh, it has, huh?
336
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,711
Well, boy, I'm sure sorry
To hear that, dick.
337
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,981
When did they start showing up?
338
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,650
Uh-huh. Just tens, huh?
339
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,252
No kidding?
340
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,988
Siler city, too?
341
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,124
Yeah. Looks like
They're coming closer to us.
342
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,959
I'll notify the bank.
343
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,961
Right.
Thanks for calling, dick.
344
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,230
Night. Bye.
345
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,564
Hey, warren.
346
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,267
Yes, andy?
347
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,003
Counterfeit bills
Are starting
348
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,270
To show up
In siler city.
349
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,306
They're getting closer.
We could be next.
350
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,507
It's possible.
351
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,708
What are
We going to do?
Nothing.
352
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,744
Nothing? We're just going
To sit around
353
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,346
And wait for
These characters?
354
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,415
There's nothing
We ca do, warren.
355
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,716
We'll just
Have to wait
356
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,618
Until something
Shows up here.
357
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:55,588
"Bee taylor...$30."
358
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,294
Oh, hello, mr. Clark.
359
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,163
How did
The wedding come off?
360
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,397
The wedding?
361
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,666
Oh. Oh, fine.
Everything went fine.
362
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,535
You look
A different man already.
363
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,403
You know your cheeks are fuller?
364
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:13,073
Thanks.
You got a package for me?
365
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,341
I don't know.
366
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,675
I'll just take a look.
367
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,679
Yes. Here we are.
368
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,149
Oh, no. There must
Be some mistake.
369
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,516
Mistake?
370
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,618
These are marked
"Birth announcements."
371
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,220
Yeah,
That's what we ordered.
372
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,788
You just got married.
373
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,391
Well, well, uh...
We're adopting a kid.
374
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,593
Oh, isn't that nice!
375
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,262
A boy or a girl?
376
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,264
Yeah. I mean, a boy.
377
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,099
I hope these
Are the right color.
378
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,367
Do you want
Me to check?
379
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,502
No, no. I'm...
I'm sure they'll be okay.
380
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,073
Mr. Clark, would
You do me a favor?
381
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,474
The bank is closed.
382
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,808
It's after 3:00.
383
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,610
Would you cash
A check for me?
384
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:51,811
How much is it for?
385
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,148
$30. It's my paycheck
From mr. Kingsley.
386
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,249
I think I can do that.
387
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,555
Here we are.
388
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,124
Here you are.
389
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,559
Oh, thank you
Very much.
390
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,760
Goodbye.
391
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,796
Goodbye, mr. Clark.
392
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,205
Aunt bee, I'm home.
393
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,544
Hello, andy.
394
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,179
Hi.
395
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:30,350
I thought I'd come home
A little early today.
396
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,785
What's the matter?
Why?
397
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,187
You're smiling funny.
398
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,556
Well, don't you
See anything different?
399
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,563
Oh...New dress.
400
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,633
Mm-hmm. I got it
At weaver's this afternoon.
401
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,401
That's nice.
What's the occasion?
402
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,137
My first paycheck.
403
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,505
Oh, I know you'll think
I'm foolish
404
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,874
But I spent almost
The whole thing this afternoon.
405
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,276
On the dress?
406
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,711
Oh, no, no.
This was $9.95.
407
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,747
But look
What I got opie.
408
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,716
Wow!
409
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,552
And ten dollars
Worth of groceries.
410
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,854
We're gonna have a real
Celebration dinner tonight.
411
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,322
Well, it looks like.
412
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,857
Blew the whole
Check, huh?
413
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,825
Well, why not?
It's one of many.
414
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,861
Here. I didn't
Forget you, either.
415
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,730
Oh, you didn't
Have to do that.
416
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,732
What in the world
Could it be?
417
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,301
Well, open it.
418
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,273
Oh, boy. Business cards.
419
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,540
Do you like them?
420
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,875
I sure do.
421
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,578
"Andrew taylor,
Sheriff of mayberry."
422
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,215
Green ink.
423
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,583
[ telephone rings ]
424
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,117
I'll get that.
425
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,853
Hello. Well...Well...
426
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,290
Well, wait a minute, mr. Weaver.
427
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,526
You're talking so loud
I can't understand you.
428
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,695
Now, try to take it easy.
429
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,129
What?
430
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,433
Really? Well,
Stay right where you are.
431
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,468
I'll come down
And take a look at it.
432
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,637
Right. I'll be there
In a few minutes. Bye.
433
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,208
I've got to go.
434
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,709
Is it something
Serious?
435
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,645
Yeah. A counterfeit bill
Has shown up in mayberry.
436
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,879
Ooh.
437
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,817
Oh, dear.
438
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,553
What are you gonna do
About this?
439
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,821
A ten dollar
Bill today,
440
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,689
Tomorrow a $20,
The next day a $50.
441
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,691
I can't take
That kind of loss.
442
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,393
Andy, they're
Hitting all over.
443
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595
Two more counterfeit
Bills have shown up --
444
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,930
Right here
At foley's grocery
445
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,965
And the other at
Johnson's sporting goods.
446
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,400
And I got one, too!
447
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,436
Mayberry's a target.
It's time for action.
448
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,637
You got to do
Something.
449
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,838
Well,
What do you suggest we do?
450
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,306
Throw a ring
Around the town.
451
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,707
Throw a ring
Around the town.
452
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,975
There's just two of us.
453
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,710
That doesn't make
Much of a ring.
454
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,978
You've got
To do something.
455
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,348
Warren, go tell
All the merchants...
456
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:44,317
Just tell them not to
Take any ten dollar bills.
457
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,585
Here are the tacks.
458
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,320
Put them up
Wherever the bills...
459
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,688
Go on. Go on.
460
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,391
What are you going to do
About this one, andy?
461
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,661
Well...Um...
462
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,663
Here's a five...
463
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,399
And there's...Four...
464
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,469
And, uh, I, uh...
I owe you 30 cents.
465
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:11,311
Weaver's, grocery store,
Sporting goods store...
466
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,324
Mr. Kingsley,
467
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,693
I thought
I should tell you
468
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,761
Counterfeit bills
Are turning up in mayberry.
469
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,430
We must be very careful
470
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,765
Because, in a business
Like ours,
471
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,301
We can't afford
To take losses.
472
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,568
Ohh!
473
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,836
Oh, mr. Finch,
474
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,438
Is there
Anything wrong?
475
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,772
Uh...No.
476
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,309
Just a little stomach thing
I get now and then.
477
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,710
I...I'll be all right.
478
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,312
I thought
I should tell you.
479
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,713
Yes, fine, fine.
Thank you.
480
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,281
Thank you
Very, very much.
481
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,650
I can't understand it.
482
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,985
All those bills were
Supposed to go out of town.
483
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,554
Let's get out of here.
484
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,856
I've just told mr. Kingsley
And mr. Finch.
485
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:58,958
Yes. Counterfeit bills!
486
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,860
Yes, you should watch out,
Clara.
487
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,329
We all should.
488
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:03,596
Oh, what's this?
489
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,598
Oh, uh...We're closing up.
490
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,866
Oh, just a minute.
491
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,335
Excuse me, clara.
But why?
492
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,002
We've hit a slump.
That's business.
493
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,472
Oh, but I'm sure
Things will improve.
494
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,873
We've just started.
495
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,475
Would you mind?
496
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,477
Oh, my!
497
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,612
Oh, dear!
498
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,614
Now, if you don't
Succeed at first,
499
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,616
Try, try again.
500
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,017
All right. Yeah.
501
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,753
Oh, dear!
You know, I think
502
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,488
You're making
A great mistake.
503
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,490
Well, we have to go
Where the money is.
504
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,758
Would you mind?
505
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,025
The door, please.
506
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,494
Oh, dear!
507
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,363
Move it, arnold.
Get it in there.
508
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,030
I hate for you
To leave mayberry.
509
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,632
You're such
Nice gentlemen.
510
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,900
Well, thank you.
511
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,102
It's so pleasant
To work for you.
512
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,105
Our business was
Coming along just fine.
513
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,507
Mr. Kingsley!
514
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,075
[ brakes squealing, crash ]
515
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,015
I'm sorry.
516
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,484
We, uh...
Locked bumpers.
517
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,751
I'll get it
Loose for you.
518
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,453
See, I'm out
Spreading the word
519
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,489
Those counterfeit
Bills have shown up
520
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:03,756
Right here
In mayberry.
521
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,392
They're going
Out of business.
522
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,759
They say
We're in a slump.
523
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,027
Fellas,
I been meaning
524
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,496
To talk to you
About that.
525
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:10,763
If you
Don't advertise,
526
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,499
You can't expect
To do business.
527
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,501
Will you help us
Get this thing loose?
528
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,669
If people don't know
You're in business,
529
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,938
Well, they can't come
And trade with you.
530
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,607
Get it off!
531
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,977
Weaver's, grocery store,
Sporting goods store...
532
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,449
...And green ink.
533
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,884
You see,
Your advertising
534
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,653
Creates a demand
For your product.
535
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,987
Come on, let's go.
536
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,391
Hey, that does it!
537
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,393
Well, if you
Change your mind,
538
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,728
Give me a ring.
539
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,106
Say, andy,
I was just talking
540
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,775
To those fellas...
541
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,544
[ tires squealing ]
542
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,048
I can't believe it!
543
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,185
Just because they're
Going out of business
544
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,120
Is no reason to shoot at them.
545
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,148
Sandwiches.
546
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,017
Thanks.
547
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,086
You know, I still get a kick
Out of you fellas.
548
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:42,121
Thinking you could pull
A counterfeiting deal
549
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,690
Here in mayberry.
[ chuckles ]
550
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,492
You must think
We're real idiots, huh?
551
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,660
You think we wear these uniforms
For our looks?
552
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:48,928
Unh-unh.
553
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,764
That's 60 cents
For the sandwiches.
554
00:23:51,798 --> 00:23:55,101
Okay. Here.
Keep the change.
555
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,936
Hmm?
Oh. Thanks a lot.
556
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,539
That's very nice of you guys.
You want some coffee or pie?
557
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,508
I'll run down to the store
And get it for you.
558
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,875
Anything you want.
559
00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,944
Warren, you want to take a look
At that bill?
560
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,813
Why? What's wrong with the bill,
Andy?
561
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,222
You, uh...You thought
I didn't see this, huh?
562
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,924
[ chuckles ]
563
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,527
You know, you've got to get up
Pretty early in the morning
564
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,762
To pull the wool
Over this kid's eyes.
565
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,996
60 cents.
566
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,644
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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