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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ siren wailing, horn blaring ]
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[ whistle blowing ]
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When do we rest, huh?
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Can't we just stop
For a minute?
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No. Let's keep going.
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Maybe we'll find a lean-to
Or an abandoned shack
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We can use for a hideout.
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You listen
To big maude.
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Come on.
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Man: these women are not armed,
But can be dangerous.
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The leader is big maude tyler--
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5'6" tall, dark hair,
Weight-- 175 pounds.
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Known as "Big maude tyler",
"Clarice tyler",
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"Maude clarice tyler",
"Annabelle tyler",
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And "Ralph henderson."
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With her is naomi connors,
5'4", 115 pounds, slender...
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Barney would be
Off fishing today...
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...Known as "Naomi connors"
Or "Jaylene naomi connors"...
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[ engine grinding ]
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Floyd, why didn't you
Put gas in this car?
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If you're gonna drive
Through the country,
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You're supposed to make sure
The tank is filled.
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Taking the shortcut
Was yo idea, barney.
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Taking the shortcut is how
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We got lost and used
All the gas and everything.
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I didn't want to take
The shortcut.
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[ engine grinding ]
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All right,
What are we gonna do now?
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You shouldn't have taken
The shortcut.
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All right... All right...
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I wouldn't have
Listened to myself.
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"A shortcut would only
Lead us to trouble,"
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I said to myself.
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No, I wouldn't have
Listened to myself, no...
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Floyd?
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Uh-huh?
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Shut up.
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Now, just a min...!
Shut up!
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Huh.
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Well, that insulting
Attitude of yours
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Isn't getting us anywhere.
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Let's get some gas!
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That's exactly
What I had in mind.
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Maybe we'll find
A farmhouse
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And we can borrow
Some gas.
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How come you're
Putting on your uniform?
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In case we decide
To hitchhike.
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Oh.
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In civvies,
I'm a little hard-looking.
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Hey! This is
The o'malley place.
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I thought he was
In detroit.
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Mmm...
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Maybe he rented
The place to somebody.
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O'malley? You kidding?
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[ chuckling ]
He don't need the money.
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He's a wealthy man,
You know.
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O'malley has money?
Oh, yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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Oh, yeah.
His wife's father was jensen.
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"Jensen orthopedic loafers."
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You don't say.
Gee, I didn't know that.
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Funny the things
You don't know, huh?
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Eh, he cleaned up.
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Yeah. A lot of bad feet
In this country.
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The old man knew
Where the money was.
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Feet.
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Daddy, you are so right.
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Hey, maude,
We got company.
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One of them's a cop.
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Barney:
O'malley?
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Charlie!
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You shouldn't call
A rich man
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By his first name.
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The bigger they are,
The nicer they are.
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Hey, chuck!
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It's me, barney fife!
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They're not looking
For us.
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What'll we do?
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I'll handle it.
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Get over there against the wall
Out of sight.
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I hope she knows
What she's doing.
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Don't worry.
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Maude's a very
Clever woman.
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She'll think of
Something brilliant.
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Just watch.
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There's nobody here!
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That wasn't
Mr. O'malley.
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Well, what difference
Does it make?
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Ma'am, I'm deputy sheriff
Barney fife of mayberry.
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We'd just like to borrow
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Some of mr. O'malley's gas
For our car.
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Now what?
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Relax.
I'll do the talking.
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Come on in, fellas.
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Oh, thank you!
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We didn't know
Anybody was home!
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We thought o'malley
Was in detroit.
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He, uh, loaned
The cabin to us.
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Oh, that's nice.
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What uniform is that
You're wearing?
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We're, uh,
Girl campers of america.
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Yeah...
Troop leaders
On an outin'.
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Oh, how nice
For you.
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They're cons!
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Get going! Get help!
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Get help! Go!
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A cop with an empty gun.
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He's only allowed
One bullet,
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And only allowed put that bullet
In the gun in an emergency.
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Floyd, so help me...
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All right, slim,
Where's the bullet?
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In his left shirt pocket.
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Floyd!
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Well, this is
An emergency!
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You dumbbell.
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Over on the sofa.
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[ gulping ]
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What are we gonna do
With them, maude?
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I don't know yet.
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The cop is
Kind of cute.
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Cut that out!
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He's-he's spoken for.
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He reminds me of al
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At the old cascade
Club in toledo--
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That same dumb face...
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The weak chin...
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And round shoulders.
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Oh, how I loved
That man.
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I thought al squealed on you
And sent you up.
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Rat!
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I'm not al!
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Going someplace,
Four-eyes?
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Oh, no, I was just
Checking my time here.
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If the deputy doesn't get
Back to courthouse by 4:30,
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They're gonna start
Looking for him.
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Well...
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We can take care
Of that right now.
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Al -- he'll make a phone call
And straighten things out.
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Right, al?
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I'm not al.
My name is barney.
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Make the call.
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Just say you're up here
With o'malley
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And he's asked you
To stay the night.
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Suppose I refuse?
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Better phone him, al.
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Hello, sarah?
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This is barney fife.
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[ clearing throat ]
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I wanted to call
The courthouse.
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[ telephone rings ]
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Hello?
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Oh, howdy, barn.
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What you doing back in town
So soon?
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Where are you, over at floyd's?
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[ clears throat ]
Uh, no. Actually, I'm not, andy.
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I'm over at o'malley's.
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Uh, he asked me
To stay the night.
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Uh, me and floyd
Were kind of tired,
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And, uh, so, he asked us
To stay the night, uh...
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O-o-o'malley did.
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O'malley?
I thought he was in detroit.
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Last time I saw him,
He said he was going up there.
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Uh... Uh...
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How 'bout that?
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No. No, andy.
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Uh, he's right here
With me and floyd!
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He asked us to...
To stay the night, o'malley did.
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Well, there's no need
To hurry back.
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I'll check the doorknobs for you
On the stores.
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Oh-oh, barn... One thing --
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We're supposed
To keep our eyes open
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For three escaped convicts
From the state prison--
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Three women.
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But ain't no use to hurry.
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Have a good time,
And I'll see you later.
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Andy!
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Onvicts-cay are--
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Trying to pull something
On big maude, eh?
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Well, lucky for you
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The sheriff had
Already hung up.
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By rights, I ought to let naomi
Curl your hair with this heater.
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Can I, maude? Can I?
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I hate men.
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She's a convicted
Husband-beater.
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Better watch it, al.
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Will you stop
Calling me al?
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You want to fight?
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I beg your pardon?
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Let's fight.
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Come on, bare knucks.
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Come on,
What do you say, huh?
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Come on, on your feet.
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Come on!
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Up, up, up.
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Wait... Wait...
My glas...!
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My glasses.
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Ah... Tsst.
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This is worse
Than being in stir.
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When are we going
To get out of here?
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Relax.
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Oh, I'm bored stiff.
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00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:31,131
Well, we can't move
Till the heat's off.
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Put on some music.
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Oh...
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All right.
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[ big band music plays ]
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Oh, that old cascade
Club in toledo.
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Come on, al, honey,
Like we used to.
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00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:04,998
What?
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Dance with me.
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00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,701
I don't want to dance.
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Come on, al, honey.
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00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,871
Just one little dance
For old time's sake.
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00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:11,972
No!
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If sally wants to dance,
You dance.
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Well, let me lead.
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You sure you don't want
To fight?
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00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,739
What are you doing?
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I'm doing the dip.
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If we're gonna dance,
Let's do it right.
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00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:59,052
Don't hold me so tight.
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I want to play something
Dreamier.
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Barney...
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You're a good dancer.
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Very light on your feet.
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[ slow music plays ]
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You rat!
You men! You rat, you!
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Turn that racket off.
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[ music stops ]
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What's wrong?
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Naomi and her husband --
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That was their song.
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All right,
Let's do it again
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And get it right,
Or else.
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Uh, one pound of sugar,
Two pounds of coffee,
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Four dozen eggs,
Four loaves of bread,
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And ketchup and fruit
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And four pounds
Of hamburger.
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00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,258
And...?
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Um...
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00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,896
Well, uh...
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And... And...
Come on, floyd.
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If I try
Any funny business,
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You'll let al have it.
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All right.
Get going.
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Sally, remember, the
Minute you get to town,
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Keep your eye on
Him every second.
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00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,442
Why can't naomi go?
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I want to stay here
And dance with al.
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00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,114
Never mind. Get going.
Aca-baca.
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00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,350
Oh, get out.
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00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,031
Floyd!
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00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,365
Hey, floyd!
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Wait up a second.
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00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,073
Don't forget
Your buddy al.
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00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,541
Oh, everything's
Fine, andy.
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00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,176
Yes, we're having
A swell time.
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00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,411
Wish you were there.
263
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,513
Al is fine, too.
I better be going.
264
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,049
Wait a minute, floyd.
Seemed like we picked up
265
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,051
In the middle
Of a conversation
266
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,920
We ain't even started yet.
267
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,355
Yes, well, I better,
Better be getting back.
268
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,389
Uh, uh...
269
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,361
Oh, you devils.
270
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,463
You devils.
271
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,066
Oh, no, no, nothing
Like that at all.
272
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,467
You son of a gun.
273
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,403
O'malley's having
A little party up there, huh?
274
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,604
You devils.
275
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,073
Just a party.
276
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,075
Yes.
Me, o'malley and al.
277
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,343
Who's al?
278
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,079
Well, al, he
Dances with sally.
279
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,213
Oh, I see.
280
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,215
Seem like you're having
A good time.
281
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,616
I wished I wasn't on duty.
282
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,085
I'd like to join you.
283
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,486
Oh, no, nothing like that.
284
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:49,356
If you do that,
It's "Good-bye, al."
285
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,091
Oh, I see.
286
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,693
Eight's company
And nine's a crowd, huh?
287
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,362
That's good, yeah.
288
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,964
Well, everything's fine.
289
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,231
I'm off. Good-bye.
290
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,515
Man:
Hi, andy.
291
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,651
Oh, howdy, mr. O'malley.
292
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,320
Mr. O'malley?
293
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,455
Yeah, one and the same.
294
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,324
I thought you was
Out at your cabin.
295
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,193
Is the heat
Getting you, andy?
296
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,196
I told you two weeks ago
I was going to detroit.
297
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,597
Why? What's wrong?
298
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,466
Well, something sure
Is fishy somewhere.
299
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,701
Oh?
300
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,204
You mind if I drive you
Out to your place?
301
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,338
Why, no, no.
302
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,440
That's mighty nice of you.
303
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,325
Aw, come on, put
Up your dukes. Come on.
304
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,127
No!
305
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,194
Aw, you're no fun.
306
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,695
Oh, leave him be,
Naomi.
307
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,731
The copper doesn't
Want to fight.
308
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,599
Here. Hold the
Heater on him.
309
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,767
I feel like dancing.
310
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,136
For pete's sake.
311
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,038
I've danced till
I'm blue in the face.
312
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,105
Oh, come on.
313
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,140
No!
314
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,244
We're home.
315
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,646
Any hitches?
316
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,681
Nope. Charlie chase here
Talked to the sheriff,
317
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,183
But he was
A good boy.
318
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,185
Good. I'm starving.
Let's eat.
319
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,387
Sally, get some water.
Naomi, you cook.
320
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,756
Four-eyes, over here
On the sofa.
321
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,091
[ meat sizzling ]
322
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,268
You making 'em all rare?
323
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,070
Wait a minute.
324
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,139
Al, honey, naomi's
Making them all rare.
325
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,240
As I remember,
326
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,242
You used to like
Your burgers hard.
327
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,810
Barney:
No. Medium rare.
328
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:26,613
I distinctly remember
You always asked for...
329
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,549
[ clucks tongue ]
You've changed.
330
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,352
Naomi...
331
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,187
Medium rare.
332
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,193
You certainly have changed.
333
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,872
If you want something
Done right,
334
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,741
Do it yourself.
335
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,245
Naomi, you're
A strange woman.
336
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,573
Oh, for the love of...
337
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,574
Naomi!
338
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,676
The hamburgers
Are burning.
339
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,811
Sally, see what's
Keeping her.
340
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,650
Hurry it up!
Get that smoke out of there.
341
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:11,684
Oh, yes.
342
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,591
Andy, what are you do...?
343
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,261
* and what are you doing
In here? *
344
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,764
Get the big one
To come outside.
345
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:25,765
* how?
346
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:26,899
I don't know.
347
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,901
What's going
On in there?
348
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,803
I'm getting
The old smoke out.
349
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,505
You get in there
With your friend.
350
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:36,343
[ humming ]
351
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,784
Uh, say, why don't
You and I go out
352
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,253
And get some water?
353
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,455
Got enough people
Getting water already.
354
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,323
You want to get
Some fresh air?
355
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,591
Just had some.
356
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,600
[ tango music plays ]
357
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,811
Say, uh, I have an idea.
358
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,759
Let's you and me dance.
359
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,861
You kidding?
360
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,297
No, I'm not.
361
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,632
What made you change your mind?
362
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,767
You're beginning to get to me.
363
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,605
All right, doll.
364
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,852
Uh, now, now, you
Just got to relax.
365
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,721
Just, just flow with me.
366
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:55,955
Let me guide you
367
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,858
Into the land of
Rhythm and pleasure.
368
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,593
Cheek to cheek now.
369
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,574
Why'd you open the door?
370
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,444
Uh, I-I can't stand
Crowded ballrooms.
371
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,847
You're a treasure.
372
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,542
Grab her, barn.
373
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,011
You rat!
You dirty rat!
374
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,046
Hold it.
You're my prisoner.
375
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,882
I got her
Under control, andy.
376
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,049
Okay.
377
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,951
You just settle down,
Sister.
378
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,821
Boy, things got
A little rough there
379
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,423
For a minute, huh, barn?
380
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,791
Well, no.
381
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,760
I was just biding my time,
Waiting for an opening.
382
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,363
I don't know why
I even bothered to show up.
383
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,598
Oh, no, andy,
384
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,700
Don't underestimate
Your contribution.
385
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,469
You're all right.
386
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:17,937
Appreciate that.
387
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,739
Floyd:
Maude, al,
388
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:23,042
If those hamburgers are ruined,
I won't be responsible.
389
00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,389
[ chuckles ]
390
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,499
[ chuckles ]
391
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,737
You know, andy?
392
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,475
What?
393
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,710
It's just amazin' how little
Civilians know
394
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,646
About what to do
In a dangerous situation.
395
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,947
What are you
Talking about?
396
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,683
Oh, take that business
Out at o'malley's cabin.
397
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,686
There I was operatin'
Just as cool and collected
398
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,188
In the face of danger--
And grave danger.
399
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,591
Oh, yeah, it was grave,
All right.
400
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,794
And there was floyd just
Completely helpless and useless.
401
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,829
Yeah, he wasn't
Much help, was he?
402
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,698
Not a bit.
403
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,633
Of course, you can't
Blame him too much.
404
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,169
I mean, I'm trained for that
Kind of a desperate situation.
405
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,772
You know, years of training
And police know-how,
406
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,440
Applied criminology,
407
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:30,710
But floyd-- all he's trained for
Is how to cut hair.
408
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,612
[ newspaper hits door ]
409
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,949
I wonder if he appreciates
How lucky he was
410
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,951
Having you with him
All during it all.
411
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:42,154
It don't really matter.
I had a job to do-- I did it.
412
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,932
For cryin' out loud!
413
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,834
What's the matter?
414
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:18,725
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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