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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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[ humming ]
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Uh, sarah, get me the diner,
Will you?
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[ sniffling ]
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[ humming ]
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Oh, juanita?
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Hi.
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Barn.
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How you doing?
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Working
The breakfast shift, huh?
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Well, I thought I'd call now
And ask for a date for tonight.
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You know what they say--
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"The early bird
Catches the worm."
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Uh... I didn't mean it
That way, honest.
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Well, uh, listen, I thought
I'd come by your place tonight
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And bring you a new record
You'd like to hear.
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Ted weems.
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Real dreamy stuff.
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Soothes the savage in me.
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[ barks ]
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[ chuckles ]
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Yeah... Yeah.
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What?
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Oh, a customer came in.
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All right.
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[ whispers ]:
Call me back.
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Bye.
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Ah...
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* bum, bum, bumbee
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* bum, bum, bee-li, bee
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* bee-li, li-bee, bubba, li-li
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* doo-dah, de-la-ti
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* doodah, ti-li.
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[ sniffing ]
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[ door opening ]
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Morning, barn.
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Hi, andy.
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How was fishing?
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Fine, fine.
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Opie caught himself
A real beaut.
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Did he?
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[ sniffing ]
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What's that smell?
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What?
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That smell.
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You been painting?
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No, I ain't
Been painting.
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What's that?
What?
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That right there.
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You stuck something
In there.
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[ chuckling ]
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What's that?
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Shaving lotion.
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"Nuit de paris"
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Or "Paris nights."
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That's famous stuff.
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A lot of celebrities
Use that--
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Radio announcers
And everything.
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"Capture the fragrance
Of riviera rose petals
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"And the passion
Of the mediterranean moon
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In a rugged he-man scent."
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Mmm...
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"Caution: user
Should wear gloves."
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Come on. You're
Funny, aren't you?
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Boy, you're
Really funny!
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Give you 100
On the laugh meter.
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[ chuckling ]
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Lord.
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[ clears throat ]
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Hey, jess?
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Yeah.
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Better get up.
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Your wife coming
To pick you up about 10:00.
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Oh. Good.
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Only she says there's enough
Work piled up on the farm
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Out there to keep you out of
Any moonshining trouble
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For a good long time.
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Little moonshining
Never hurt no one.
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You know, that's just
A sideline with me, andy.
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Don't you want to help
The little businessman?
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Yeah, I want to help
The little businessman
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Stay out of trouble.
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[ chuckling ]
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[ inhales sharply ]
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Hey, barn, how about you
Doing the morning reports?
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I got a meeting
With the mayor.
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Oh, he won't be in this early.
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He'll be there.
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Being he's just been elected,
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He'll be early
For the first two weeks anyhow.
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Hi, barn.
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Did you hear about
My fish, barney?
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I sure did.
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Isn't that a whopper?!
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Gee.
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[ sniffing ]
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You been painting
Something, barney?
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You told him to say that,
Didn't you?
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How could I tell him
To say that?
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Ope, what you smelled was
Barney's aftershave lotion.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, barney.
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It doesn't really smell so bad.
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No worse than my fish.
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You're in cahoots --
That's what you are.
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You're right in cahoots!
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The two of you
Are very funny.
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A real riot.
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You ought to go
On the stage--
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Regular burt and squirt.
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[ ringing ]
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Sheriff's office.
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Who is this?
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This is deputy fife.
Who's this?
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This is mayor stoner.
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Where is the sheriff?
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Uh... Uh, he's on his way up
To your office, mr. Mayor.
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I don't understand why
He ain't there by now.
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He left sometime ago.
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He's late.
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[ clicks ]
Well, uh...
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Andy, you'd better
Get on up there.
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He sounds kind of mad.
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Oh, let him be mad.
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Good for a fella
To get a little mad
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Real early in the morning.
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Gets the circulation started.
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You know,
Like you got mad at opie
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When he said your perfume
Didn't stink as bad as his fish.
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Morning, mayor.
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Oh, I'm, I'm sorry
I'm late.
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I took opie fishing
And got late on us.
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Well, we won't make
A habit of it, will we?
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Uh...
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I thought there
Was a meeting.
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There was-- an hour
And six minutes ago.
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Oh, I am late.
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Yes.
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[ clears throat ]
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Well, I've disposed
Of my business
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With all the
Other departments
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And made my recommendations
For improvement.
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Now let's get to you.
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Me?
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Yes. I think there's room
For improvement
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In your department.
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Oh, yeah, there's always room
For improvement.
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What'd you have in mind?
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Well, there are
Several things...
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I've an impressive
Little list here.
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About your gun...
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What about my gun?
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You don't carry one.
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Barney carries one.
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But he doesn't have
Any bullets in his gun.
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He's got one in his pocket.
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What if a situation arose
Where you had to make an arrest?
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What would happen?
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Well, mayor, if there's somebody
I have to shoot at
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I'll get a gun and shoot at him.
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Give barney some bullets,
And he'll shoot at him, too.
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"He'll shoot at him, too."
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[ chuckling ]
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That's not what
I call "Law enforcement."
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Mayor, you know, over there
In the old country--
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Over there in london, england--
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Them fellas over there,
Them policemen
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They don't carry a gun at all.
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They just carry a stick.
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You want me and barney
To get a couple sticks?
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Sheriff, I am going to send in
A report on every department
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In the entire township
Of mayberry
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To the governor's office.
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Now, I would like to include
Your department favorably
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In that report.
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I certainly hope you can.
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Morning, everyone.
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Oh, mrs. Ambrose.
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I got to go to the store.
Uh, would it be all right?
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Sure. Any time at all --
You know that.
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Thank you, barney.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, is there
Any special formula this time?
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No, no, no.
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I gave him his bottle
Before coming to town.
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Good, good.
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Oh, uh, barney,
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If jeremy starts crying
Before I get back,
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Will you give him
His rattle?
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It's on the cot
Beside him.
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Mm-hmm, yes, ma'am.
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[ sniffs ]
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What in the world
Is that?
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It's barney's perfume.
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Oh.
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Your daddy ever say
Anything to you
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About being seen
And not heard?
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[ rings ]
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Sheriff's office.
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Oh, hi.
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[ chuckles ]
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Did you get rid
Of your customer?
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I'm glad you called back,
'cause I want to --
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Uh, just a minute,
Will you?
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Say, ope...
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Why don't you run over
To frazier's
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And get yourself
A licorice whip, huh?
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Oh, sure, barney.
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Mm-hmm. Good boy.
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Just put that
In there.
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[ sniffles ]
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It's me again.
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[ chuckles ]
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Listen, about tonight,
Uh, I thought
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Maybe we could drive up
To willow lane and park,
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See how the other half live.
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[ chuckles ]
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Yeah.
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We'll have to get there early
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To get
A place near the duck pond.
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Huh? Another customer?
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All right.
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You call me back.
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Old barney boy will be
Right here.
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[ smooches ]
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[ sighs, sniffles ]
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[ whistling ]
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[ stops whistling ]
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Morning, mr. Mayor.
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Morning, fife.
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Barn, uh, the mayor wants
To have a little look around
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To send a report
To the governor's office.
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To, uh, to the
Governor, uh-huh.
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Yeah, and he
Wants us in it.
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Oh.
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Uh, fife, your files, please.
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Y-y-yes, sir, mr. Governor...
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Mr. Mayor.
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Uh, fife...
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Hmm?
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Oh, that's my, my shoe.
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[ stuttering ]:
I was, I wa-uh-uh... Shining it.
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Here you are, mr. Mayor,
Files.
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[ sniffing ]
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What's that smell?
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Uh...
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I've been painting.
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[ phone ringing ]
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Excuse me.
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[ clears throat ]
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Sheriff's office.
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Yes, this is barney boy.
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Uh, this, this is
Deputy fife speaking.
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This is an
Official telephone
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To be used only
For official business.
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I will see you
At 8:00 tonight.
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Crank. Just
Another crank.
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What we really need
Is an unlisted number.
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Won't you have
A seat, mr. Mayor?
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Sit down.
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Thank you.
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Make yourself
Real comfortable.
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Sit down.
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That's it.
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Comfortable
In the governor's chair.
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In-in the mayor's...
Chair... Chair.
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00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,805
There's a pencil
In the top drawer.
271
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,140
Thank you.
272
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,754
That's my lunch.
273
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,321
Usually I have tuna fish
274
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,891
But today I thought
I'd have trout.
275
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,225
Nice and fresh.
276
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,271
Mayor, I-I believe
I can explain that.
277
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,405
[ baby crying ]
278
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,940
What was that?
279
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,375
What's what?
I didn't hear any baby cry.
280
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,376
Did you, andy?
281
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,311
It's coming
From that cell.
282
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,084
[ baby crying ]
283
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,087
Why, it is a baby.
284
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,090
[ crying louder ]
285
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,092
Aww...!
286
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,493
[ chuckles ]
287
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,195
Oh, this is,
This is jeremy
288
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,362
Ms. Ambrose's baby.
289
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,531
She brings him in here
Once in a while
290
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,067
When she comes uptown
To go to the store.
291
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,302
And you permit this?
292
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,170
You-you let this
Baby-sitting
293
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,438
On taxpayers' time?!
294
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,907
Barney.
295
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,308
* di, di, di, di...
296
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,910
[ bawling ]
297
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,045
[ humming ]
298
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,247
[ both humming ]
299
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,782
[ stops crying ]
300
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,520
I believe
He knows you.
301
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,388
He's cute,
Ain't he?
302
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,957
[ chuckling ]
303
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:41,028
Sheriff... None of this
Is going to look too good
304
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,930
On my report
To the governor.
305
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:43,997
[ door opens ]
306
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,433
Oh, morning, sheriff.
307
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,935
Excuse me.
308
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:48,969
Ms. Morgan.
309
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,403
Oh, come on in,
Ms. Morgan.
310
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,005
Jess, your wife's here.
311
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,006
Yeah.
312
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,541
Releasing
A prisoner?
313
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,043
That's right.
314
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,445
What release form
Do you use?
315
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,547
I don't use
A release form.
316
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,515
I just turn him loose.
317
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,985
Remember now, jess,
That's for three days.
318
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,854
You be back here
Wednesday at 5:00.
319
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,021
All right,
I'll be back.
320
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,022
He'll be back?
321
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,123
That's right.
322
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,059
Now, I-I don't
Understand this.
323
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,261
Hasn't he served his sentence?
324
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,930
No, not quite, but jess's
Got to harvest his crops
325
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,066
And get them in his barn,
Or they'll spoil
326
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,868
So I'm giving him
Three days off.
327
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,135
Do you mean to stand there
And tell me
328
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,137
That you are releasing
A prisoner
329
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,439
Before he has served
His full sentence?!
330
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,209
No. I'm just kind of
Splitting the sentence up.
331
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,612
'cause, like I say, jess's got
To get his crops in his barn.
332
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,248
Well, he should have thought
Of that before.
333
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,351
After all, sheriff,
We are not running a hotel here.
334
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,221
If I was to include
In my report to the governor
335
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,523
The fact that
You are releasing prisoners
336
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,993
Before they have served
Their full time
337
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,262
This could result in severe,
Severe disciplinary measures
338
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,597
Being taken against you.
339
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,233
I want the prisoner
To serve his full time.
340
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,234
Is that clear?
341
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,903
Is that clear?
342
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,973
Yes, mayor,
Very clear.
343
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,247
[ door slamming ]
344
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,250
Now, remember, jess,
You be back in three days.
345
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,119
Thank you, sheriff.
346
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,055
Andy, you're not going
To get in any trouble?
347
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,589
Let me worry
About that.
348
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,158
To tell you the truth
349
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,592
With a mayor like that
350
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,629
I-I got half a mind
Not to come back at all.
351
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,497
[ door closes ]
352
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,566
You're just asking
For trouble for both of us.
353
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,435
Now, that mayor
Means business.
354
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,537
Barney, jess will be
Back in three days
355
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,305
And that'll be
The end of it.
356
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,640
What if he don't
Come back?
357
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,642
He said he had half a mind
Not to come back.
358
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,277
What about that,
Huh? Huh?
359
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,486
Hey, barn!
360
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,457
Okay.
361
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,572
What you keeping
The door locked for?
362
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,407
We don't even
Have a prisoner.
363
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,575
That's just why
I'm keeping it locked.
364
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,510
The way that mayor
Runs all over town,
365
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,979
He's liable to come in here
Any second.
366
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,513
Well, let him
Come in.
367
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,948
Wouldn't that
Be just lovely
368
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,217
With that cell empty
And jess morgan gone?
369
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,451
Now we got away
With it
370
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,552
For two whole days.
371
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254
We may not be
So lucky today.
372
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,190
What do you
Want me to do?
373
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,457
Let's go out
And pick up jess morgan
374
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,059
And bring him in here
Right now.
375
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,061
I told him he had
Till 5:00.
376
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,430
Andy, we've already
Given him two whole days.
377
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,533
A couple more hours
Ain't going to mean
That much to him.
378
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,735
It might prevent
A real disaster for us.
What do you say?
379
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,070
I can't do that, barn.
380
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,605
Jess said he'd be back
At 5:00.
381
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,008
If we go runnin'
Out there ahead of time
382
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,576
It'll show that we don't think
Jess's word means a thing.
383
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,978
And like jess morgan
384
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,713
He ain't got too much more
Than his word.
385
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,281
You take that away
From him
386
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,682
He's really got nothing.
Yeah.
387
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,020
Well, I'm going home
And eat lunch.
388
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,287
Hey, listen!
389
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,023
In case the mayor
Was to come by
390
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,558
If I was you, I'd get all
The fish out of the drawers.
391
00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,659
Oh, yeah.
392
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:03,363
There's no fish
In there!
393
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,519
Afternoon, deputy.
394
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,988
What's the matter
With you?
395
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,426
I'll just
Read it later.
396
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,428
I was just on my way
Over to see you.
397
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,564
I want to finish studying
That folder I was looking at.
398
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,565
You want...
399
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,167
Y-y-you can't do that.
400
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,568
You're a very
Busy man.
401
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,070
I'll have it
Delivered.
402
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,571
Nonsense. Come on.
403
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,174
Oh, wait a minute.
404
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,176
I left my briefcase
In the barber shop.
405
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,178
I'll be right
With you.
406
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,040
Deputy?
407
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,413
Deputy?
408
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,321
Deputy?
409
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,231
Uh, you there.
410
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,232
Morgan?
411
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,234
Is the deputy here?
412
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,835
[ snoring ]
413
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,639
[ clicks tongue ]
414
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,775
Prisoner unguarded.
415
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,710
[ sighs ]
416
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,455
Howdy, mayor.
417
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,722
Looking for me?
418
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,725
Well, I'm certainly
Looking for somebody.
419
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,527
What do you mean?
420
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,862
I'll tell you
What I mean.
421
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,497
I was by your jail
Just now
422
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,132
And there was
Nobody there.
423
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,367
Nobody.
424
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,670
Oh, well, I believe
I can explain that.
425
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,207
I give the matter
A whole lot of consideration
426
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,144
And it seemed to me the best
Interests could be served
427
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,580
By letting jess go on home
For three days.
428
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,148
But don't you
Worry.
429
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,817
He'll be back by 5:00
This afternoon.
430
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,819
You let him...
431
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,822
But I saw him in...
432
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:47,660
Sheriff, I want to see you
In your office. Now!
433
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,765
Uh, morgan?
434
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,767
Hmm?
435
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,370
The deputy
Isn't here, is he?
436
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,471
Hmm-mm.
437
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,507
You know,
I've been reconsidering.
438
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,777
Maybe the sheriff has a point.
439
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,646
How would you like to get out?
440
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,880
Hmm-mm.
441
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,450
Why not?
442
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,685
[ door unlocks ]
443
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,588
I thought you were so anxious
To bring in your crop.
444
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,623
Mm-hmm.
445
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,462
Well, what's all the rush,
Mayor?
446
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,231
I was worried
About your prisoner
447
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,966
What with nobody here.
448
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,368
Prisoner?
449
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,804
Jess, what are you
Doing back so soon?
450
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,277
Mayor:
I offered
To release him.
451
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,280
Mighty strange
He didn't want to go.
452
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,747
All right, fife!
453
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,316
Get up from there!
454
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,451
Get up from there
At once!
455
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,324
Barney, you didn't
Have to do that.
456
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,827
Sheriff, where is your prisoner?
457
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,997
Mayor, he's working
His farm like I said.
458
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,599
And he'll be back.
459
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,833
Oh, he'll be back.
460
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,834
Yes, he told me he would.
461
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:35,835
He told you.
462
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,304
Yes, and I
Believe him.
463
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,872
Here's something else
You'd better believe.
464
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,575
Sheriff, you'd better
Go out there and find him
465
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,843
And bring him back.
466
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,445
If he's still
In the county.
467
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,847
He is
And he'll be here.
468
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,317
Sheriff, you'd better
See to it.
469
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,854
Because after the governor
Hears about this
470
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:59,726
Somebody else might
Just be wearing that badge.
471
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:06,499
Can you see that clock
All right?
472
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,034
From where I stand
473
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,837
It says 25 minutes
After 5:00.
474
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,705
And it says
A lot more than that.
475
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,976
He could be just
A little late.
476
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,011
I have given you
An extra 25 minutes
477
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,481
And I have given him
An extra 25 minutes
478
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,450
And I don't think
He's coming back
479
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,885
And I don't think
He ever was coming back
480
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,688
And now do you
Believe me?
481
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,558
Mayor, something
Must have happened
482
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,626
Or jess
Would have been here.
483
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,895
If you want to,
We can go out to his house
484
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,364
And see what's wrong.
485
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:41,334
Yes. Let's just
Do that.
486
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:58,385
Jess's house is right
Through the woods up there.
487
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,619
We'll take
A shortcut.
488
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,488
All right,
Let's go.
489
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,522
Hey, wait!
490
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,656
What?
491
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,657
Look.
492
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,993
Up in that tree.
493
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,061
Andy:
Well, that's jess.
494
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,698
Jess, what you doing
Up in that tree?
495
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:12,832
He's hiding out
Is what.
496
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,033
He heard us coming
497
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,802
And he climbed up
In that tree to hide.
498
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,870
Jess, you come down
From there.
499
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,138
Nope!
500
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,140
Morgan, you come down
From there.
501
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,809
Not just yet, mayor.
502
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,110
I ain't about to.
503
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,712
You come down
From that tree
504
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,380
Or we're coming up
And get you.
505
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,649
I wouldn't do that
If I was you, mayor.
506
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,585
Reckon why
He won't come down.
507
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,721
Well, while
You're reckoning
508
00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,656
I'm going up
And get him.
509
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,435
[ growling ]
510
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:51,438
Help!
511
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:52,839
Help!
512
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,513
There's a bear
In there!
513
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,050
Run, barn!
514
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:18,631
[ growling ]
515
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,436
I tried to tell you, mayor,
But you wouldn't listen.
516
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,107
You see, mayor.
517
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,909
If you'd let me
Run my own office
518
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,678
Jess wouldn't be up
In that tree
519
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,780
And you wouldn't
Be up there beside him
520
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,548
With your clothes
All tore up
521
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,083
And we wouldn't be
Down here
522
00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,818
With a bear
In our back seat.
523
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,053
[ growling ]
524
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,855
You beat everything.
525
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,824
You know that?
526
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,567
Barney, what are you fussing
With yourself for?
527
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,202
Oh, I got a date.
[ chuckles ]
528
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,705
Oh. Down by the duck pond?
529
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,139
[ chuckling ] Yeah.
530
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,641
[ door opens ]
531
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:03,042
Oh, hi, andy.
532
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:04,176
Hi, barney.
533
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,212
[ clears throat ]
You leaving?
534
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,080
Well, yeah,
In a little while. Why?
535
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,816
Oh, nothing.
536
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,618
Mayor come up with something
He wants done, but it can wait.
537
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,786
Well, no, no, let's --
Let's do it. Let's do it.
538
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,054
No, no, it can wait.
539
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,589
No, no,
Let's not get him riled up.
540
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:17,757
If it needs done,
Let's do it.
541
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,125
What is it?
542
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:23,029
Well, you know, willow lane,
Down by the duck pond?
543
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,797
Yeah.
544
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:27,667
Well, he's got the idea it's got
To be a regular lovers' lane,
545
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,170
And he wants these --
These signs put up.
546
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,510
[ laughs ]
547
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,854
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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