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CONNOR: I have a right to climb this rock.

I'm Australian just like any of those idiots.

I trained for it.

I'm ready.

That!

I'll run up that.

I'll do it.

[screaming]

TOBY: You, all right?

I thought I'd lost you for a minute.

MICHAEL: Yeah, I still can't get my head

around Matt and your mom.

What does that mean?

You know, if, if Matt marries your mom then

he becomes your stepfather, right?

How weird would that be?

HELEN: Getting involved withJack would be disastrous.

I wouldn't be able to trust him.

I would always be lookingover my shoulder in case

some pretty girl turned up.

JACK: Oh, that's somethingHeaven taught me.

Shuang shia.

Reincarnation.

JESS: Mom used to call themher favorite chook scratchings.

She always wanted to come back as a chook.

[chicken clucking]

Hi, Hel.

Hi, Connor.

Oh, no, not Connor.

Tell me I'm hallucinating!

Good to see you maintainingyour bike rides, Hel.

But really you should be balancing

that with some more vigorouscardiovascular workouts.

See, you hardly even raising a sweat.

Speaking of which, have I shownyou my new heart rate monitor?

Listen, toots, you have nopulse, aerobic or otherwise.

That is your big problem!

Listen, mate.

You really starting to annoy me.PATRICK: Really?

Well, why don't you just buzz off.

You see, we don't need you anymore.

We're doing very well without you,

so why don't you upload that!

Uh!

Uh!

[screaming]

CONNOR: Give it back!

Give it back!

Give it back!

Give it back!

[music playing]

Oh, no, please.

I couldn't stand it.

[theme song - steve wasserman]

Take me to that open silent space where

the earth breathes your name.

Lead me underneath the starlight sky.

All our troubles fade away.

Hold me now as the golden sunlight

warms across your face.

Ah!

Ah, bother!

Bother!

Bother!

Bother!

[camel grunting]

[music playing]

[chicken clucking]

RADIO PRESENTER: Now, let me welcome

Bryan Abbot to the studio.

One of Australia's leading psychic mediums.

He's currently doing a series ofshows at the conference center.

BRYAN ABBOT: I don't liketo call them shows Bill.

That suggests an element of performance,

and believe me if you'd seenme in my high school plays,

you'd realize I'm no performer.

Seriously, all I'm doing is.

RADIO PRESENTER: Well, Bryan,I'm sure there are plenty

of people you were telling.

NAT: Jess, the cornflakescupboard, Jess.

I don't know.

Your mom's ashes?

It doesn't seem appropriate somehow.

Cornflakes where her favorite.

She even had them for dinner sometimes.

You could plant a nice tree, perhaps.

Put them under that.

JESS: Come on, there's the best bits for you.

NATALIE: Excuse me, Jess.

Is that the last of the bacon?

JESS: Sorry.

I'll get some more for you today.

You do realize what you doing, don't you?

You're trying to build arelationship with a chicken.

RADIO PRESENTER: Morris is our first caller.

Are you there, Morris?

Oh, it seems Morris may havealready passed over, Bryan.

MORRIS: Hello.RADIO PRESENTER: Oh, you there.

Go ahead, mate.

MORRIS: Mr. Abbott, I believeyou nothing but a two bob

charlatan who preys on theemotions of the grief stricken

and bereaved.

I wouldn't have saidit better myself, Morris.

BRIAN ABBOTT: You know,I get a lot of this Bill,

and I'd like to take this opportunity to respond.

What you got there, Rusty?

BRIAN ABBOTT: I don't prey anyone.

I'm not lurking on street corners pouncing

on innocent passers by.

I'm just a man with an unusual vocation.

With a gift.

A gift that comforts those left behind

with messages from their loved ones

enabling people to feel comfort and hope

in knowing that the onesthey've loved and lost are OK.

NATALIE: He's not what you'd expect, is he?

Never trust a man in a turtleneck.

Aha, cool, Bryan Abbot,I saw him on TV last night.

He is amazing.

He had the what's the name,the reporter in tears.

Apparently, he not only gets dead relatives,

he gets dead pets too.

Dead pets.

TOBY: Yeah, he was channelingher Pomeranian cross.

She backed over it in the driveway.

What did it say?

It said watch where you going next time.

TOBY: Very funny.

You're always the comedian.

NATALIE: Can we not talk about dead people?

Why, you don't believe that they can

communicate with dead people?

Dead people or dead Pomeranians?

NATALIE: Whatever!

It's freaky!

Don't you think so, Helen?

PATRICK: Yes, Helen, what do you think?

Can you talk to dead people?

Uh, I don't, I don't really think about it.

MICHAEL: Well, my feelingis you don't bother them.

You let them go.

Hey, Helen, I found one of those heart rate

monitor thingies at the back of the--

[crockery breaking]

I'm gonna have to dock your wages for that lot.

HELEN: I think you have to payme wages before you dock them,

Jack.

[laughter]

[birds chirping]

Hi.

Have you got washing machine problems or?

No.

Don't tell me she's doing your washing.

You kidding me.

Uh, Matt, don't even start with me.

No, it just surprises me that's all.

I just assumed that at some point

people took responsibilityfor their lives that's all.

Yeah, well, I'd like toknow who irons your shirts.

I iron my shirts.

What do you think, I get Ellie to iron them?

Don't tell me she's doingyour ironing as well?

You kidding! - Haa!

Don't worry, don't worry.

Going to work.

ELLIE: You know, it can'tgo on like this forever.

Sooner or later we'regonna have to sort it out.

Tell him that.

Well, I agree.

He is not blameless.

I know that.

Toby, lately your hostility is just, well,

it's been very wearing.

What does this do?

Well, it's a fabric conditioner.

What, like hair conditioner?

Yeah, sort of.

Well, not really but.

Look, Tobes, I really appreciate how

difficult this whole thing's been for you.

But we're all adults here,and that does include you now.

Makes ironing easier.

Especially linen.

Anyway, my point is that I really like Matt.

He's going to be around for a while.

Well, at least that's what I hope.

So I just think you better get used to it.

TOBY: So then she suggested dinner.

What, just you, and her, and him?

Yeah, well, you know what she's like.

She seems to think thatsitting down to a lamb roast

is the cure for the world's evil.

Well, your mom does doa pretty good lamb roast.

Hey, she does a fantastic lamb roast,

but that's not the point!

Well, what is the point?

The point is she wants Matt and I to be mates,

and that's never going to happen.

Listen, Toby just get over it.

He seems a nice enough bloke.

She's your mother, so just have dinner.

Try to get along.

Do it for her at the very least, and don't

get all annoyed on my account.

I'm fine with it.

JACK: Yeah, this Bryan Abbot guy reminds me

of this old hypnotist we used tobump into when we were touring.

He'd be doing the RSLs.

59 divided by 11.

JACK: And whenever I'd see his show

he'd reinvent himself as a psychic medium,

and then tour again a few months later.

Yeah, yeah, he'd start out vague,

and then when he'd see someone tense up,

he'd hone in on them like a snake.

Now, I've lost my place.

I've got to start again.

JACK: And if he got it wrong,he'd just make out like it

was their fault. Write it down girl.

Write it down.

On quiet reflection the meaningwill become clear to you.

Where's my rubber?

My rubber was here in a minute ago.

JACK: You know, for an accountant

you're incredibly jittery.

Frankly, Jack I'd appreciate it

if you would stop prattling onabout the good old days in show

business while I am busy tryingto do our activity statement.

Temperamental and jittery.

You know, it must be very pleasant being

smarty pants in this world.

What's all this about?

HELEN: What's all this about?

I'll tell you what this is all about.

Frankly, Jack there are a great many things

in this world that I don't eventhink you know the half of.

Would you stop calling me Frankly Jack?

Just plain Jack will do.

Well then, just plain Jack will do.

I thought you were the eternal spiritualist

with your desert dirt barsand your your gong chi.

Yeah, well, frankly Helen, it's chi goong.

Chook, chook, chook.

Here, chook chook.

[telephone ringing]

Forward Driving Adventures.

Hey Michael.

MICHAEL: Hey, Jess.

Is Nat there?

MICHAEL: Yeah sure.

It's for you.

Hi.

JESS: Did you see Lorrainebefore you went out?

NATALIE: I don't know.

Probably.

So you haven't seen her since this morning?

No.

JESS: Aah, I knew I shouldhave built her a pen.

Course Lorraine's a wanderer.

I mean Mom was, huh?

NATALIE: I don't know.

It sounds like pretty normalchicken behavior to me.

JESS: Where would you go if you were a chicken?

Across the road.

Can you help me?

MICHAEL: Lorraine!

Quack! Quack!

Quack! Quack!

Quack!

[dog barking]

I'm sorry.

This is stupid.

It's fine.

We weren't doing anythingimportant anyway.

Or in Nat's case anything at all.

Hey, can you hear?

Hey.

- Come on then. - You don't mind?

Yip, Come on.

1, 2, 3, Go.

Lorraine.

NATALIE: She's there?

Yeah

MICHAEL: Wait, shall wego knock on the door then?

No.

Why not?

Because she belongs there.

She must be a homing chicken.

Let's go.

[music playing]

I'm not up for this.

NATALIE: Michael, phone!

Can't you get it?

No, I'm busy.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Hey, Nat, is she OK?

NATALIE: She ordered the chicken.

JACK: And?

Her mom came back as a chook.

Well, Jess thought she did, but now now.

How things, Jess?

Yeah, fine.

Why?

JACK: I was just wonderingif everything was all right.

Yeah.

You know, it's just the littlethings that do it to me.

You know, Mom used to make the best dahl.

I mean, right up until justbefore she lost her marbles

she still managed to make it.

The thing is I neverbothered to get the recipe,

so every time I try and make it,it doesn't, doesn't turn out.

And it just kills me becauseall I really want is a big

bowl of Mom's dahl and I can't.

I'm not sure if I canreally help you there, Jess.

My dahl has always been pretty terrible.

Even Rusty won't eat it.

Anyway, that's, that's whatI mean by the little things.

Yeah, the little things area bit rocky at the moment, hey.

A little bit sharp underfoot.

[music playing]

Hey, do you want to cometo Bryan Abbot with me?

When is it?

Tomorrow.

I just took a tour booking, sorry.

I'll come with you.

No, it's fine.

I was going to go anyway.

Really?

JACK: Yeah, you know, I've got a pretty

well-developed spiritual side.

Yeah, OK, you're on.

Good.

[music playing]

[cricket chirping]

So Mom reckons--

Huh?

Mom reckons you're thinkingof getting your bike license?

Oh, yeah, thinking about it.

It's a good way to get around.

Mmh.

Beats the hell out of walking, or scavenge

a lift off your mates.

Yeah.

So you, you ride?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, course you do.

I could give you a few lessons if you like.

What?

I've got to bite the bullet sometime.

You reckon you up for it?

I got a fairly busy rosterover the next few weeks so--

There you go.

A nice robust Barossa shiraz.

Sit down.

I've got this.

Thank you.

[music playing]

So what did I miss?

Oh, well, we were justtalking about motorbikes, Mum.

Oh, yes!

Did Matt mention hewants to get his licence?

TOBY: Yeah, he did. - I'm thinking about it.

TOBY: He did! Which is exciting.

ELLIE: I just think it'sfantastic for house calls

and fantastic for locum work.

That kind of thing.

Yeah, and do you know what?

I can actually see him asthe easy rider type, Mom.

Can't you?

You know the wind in his hair, bugs in his teeth.

Oh, and if you ever got caughtout bush in an emergency again,

it could be a lifesaver.

Yeah, OK, let's do it.

Great, tomorrow.

Good excellent.

[dog howling]

Hi, Hel.

Oh, hi, Connor.

What will it be?

Uh, just water thanks, Helen.

Uh, room temperature.

No bubbles.

Hey, I've been looking for this.

I thought I'd lost it.

That's funny.

I don't seem to be getting a reading.

Heart rate zero.

Now why would it be sayingmy heart rate is zero?

Helen, why?

I don't know, Connor.

Could it be, could it be because you're--

Don't say anything.

Hey, could you--

dead.

Please be dead.

[music playing]

Jack, did anyone come in andask for the heart rate monitor?

Not that I know of.

But it's gone!

[car engine]

These guys have got a bikethey're interested in selling.

If it's a good fit, you can make them an offer.

Yeah, but you told them Iwas just here for a lesson.

It's always better to learn on your own bike.

You didn't tell them!

I don't like conning people!

OK, Matt.

You stay there on the moral high ground,

and I'll do all the talking.

[birds chirping]

Don't worry, they're harmless.

I know these guys.

Ah! My head, my head!

Dougie!

Buzz!

Good day, Doc.

How you going?

Good.

Toby.

Aw!

Hey, mate, how you doing?

How do you know this bloke?

It's a long story.

Aren't they all?

HELEN: Oh, yeah, hi, I'm enquiring

to see if there are anytickets left for Bryan Abbott?

For this afternoon.

Ah, just the one.

OK, great, thank you.

PATRICK: Are you out of your mind?

Did I just hear you pay actualmoney to watch that fraud

do his parlor tricks?

I don't see that this is any of your business.

Oh, really?

Well, actually Missy it'splenty of my business

in this instance seeingas I happened to be dead.

How's that?

How is that he is a fraud, and yet here

I am talking to a dead guy?

Helen, trust me no self respecting

spirit would ever communicatevia a man wearing a skivvy.

Listen, Patty, hang aroundme if you wish that's fine.

But don't bog me down with your skepticism

because I have had enough of skeptics.

I'm a believer and the reason why

I'm a believer is because I'm standing

here right now talking to--

Hilarious!

I hate that trick!

So Bryan Abbott, psychic medium this

should be interesting.

Yeah, well, Jess wantedme to come along with her,

so I thought why not.

Yeah, I know.

I tell you what, ifHeaven does make contact,

could you ask her what shewants done with her ashes?

How do you mean?

She doesn't seem toknow what to do with them.

If nothing else, it's unhygienic.

Hey, Jess.

Are you ready to go?

Yeah.

[car engine]

JACK: So you thought about what you going

to do with your mom's ashes?

What, you got a problemwith the cornflakes cupboard?

It's probably a short-term solution.

I don't know everything just seems so clich .

Well, what do you think Heaven would've wanted?

I guess she always kindasaw herself stuff floating

over The Alice somehow.

Well, you know what a hippie she was.

Yeah.

So, um, how do you blokes know each other?

Oh, it's another long story.

So what were you fighting for?

Snake.

Snake?

Snake.

Yeah, he ate the last one.

It was mine.

- No, it wasn't Barry! - Was too.

I'll smash you, Barry!

Guys, guys.

TOBY: Good eating snake.

What sort was it?

Brown or black?

It was red We bought it from a survey yesterday,

and this gutsy nearly ate them all.

I did not.

Yes, you did!

Anyway, I'm trying to give upthe smokes, and I get hungry.

You always something.

You pick your friends, right.

You can't pick your buddy really.

Right.

So you want to buy a bike, hey, Doc?

No, no, not really.

TOBY: - Well, test drive one, sure.

She's a mean machine.

Goes like a shower.

TOBY: Well, Matt here is a tad inexperienced,

so we don't want somethingwith too much grunt.

Right, well, I suppose she'dbe perfect for you then, Doc.

She's as gentle as a baby.

What, a mean baby?

Yeah, like Dougie here.

Shut up, Barry!

So what make is it?

Good one, Doc.

Just come and see what she can do.

Come on.

Come on.

OK.

[music playing]

[chatter]

Fancy seeing you here.

JACK: Normally, I wouldn't beseen dead at a place like this.

PATRICK: Hey, that's my line.

Tell him to stop using my material.

I'm with Jess.

HELEN: Oh, I see.

Oh, excuse me.

Is this the D door?

Yes, it is.

I'm glad I'm finally here.

I was just so frantic I'd be late.

Are you in the queue?

No, go right ahead.

I'm waiting for someone.

Thank you so much.

Um, just for general information.

This isn't desperate and dateless.

I was just showing the nice lady the door.

[music playing]

Why do you suppose theywant all this information?

I don't know, Helen.

Maybe they're going to feed it back to you,

and pretend it's the naughty spirits talking.

Whoo hoo hoo.

Oi, do you want her creditcard details as well?

Hello, again.

Hi.

[chatter]

So, uh, what brings you here today?

I'm with my daughter.

This is Jess.

Hi.

You his daughter?

You're way too young, surely.

Well, I was pretty much a child bride, you know.

Plus I'm, I'm pretty spiritual, and I believe

that that keeps you young.

You mean like yoga?

Meditation?

Meditation.

Irrigation.

You know, whatever's going.

What about you?

You on your own?

I'm afraid so.

Your husband has passed over?

That's right.

Bereavement.

Funny old business, hey.

I mean it's not funny literally.

Just mean--

[music playing]

[bike engine]

You're looking good.

How you feeling?

I don't know.

How's it supposed to feel?

Loving.

Powerful.

Some people reckon it's better than sex.

I don't know, this course doesn't

look very learner friendly.

Oh, well, that's what the helmets for, mate.

These are typical outbacklearning conditions.

You've got to be able to handle them.

You, OK there, mate?

Yeah, yeah, yeah he's fine.

Hey, look you guys don't mindif you give us a bit of space,

do ya?

Matt's a greenhorn.

I just don't want himfeeling too self-conscious.

Sure.

Just don't scratch the paintwork.

Oi, do we have anything to eat?

Me still hungry.

[bike engine]

More stick.

[music playing]

You all right, Doc?

Yeah, I think I should do therest of the list on the flat.

[music playing]

Why's he taking so long?

Well, I'm not allowed to speak,

so I'm afraid I can't possibly comment.

Oh, I see.

And I suppose your theoryis that he's busy studying

all the questioners backstage.

I know nothink.

Believe what you want to believe.

Good. I will.

Fine.

Oh, my God, Helen.

It's just a little bit spooky, isn't it?

[applause]

Oh, my golly!

I tell you what!

You must be one special bunch of people

because this lot areclamoring for your attention.

All right, all right, all right, fellas.

One at a time.

One at a time.

Please.

[music playing]

BRYAN ABBOT: Definitely, verystrongly over in this corner

over here I am getting a male.

A male, male with a, with an N sounding name.

Neil, Nigel perhaps.

Something like--

My late husband's name was Noel.

Ah, that's right let's start the show

with a glamorous widow.

He's showing me a tropical paradise.

Tropical paradise what's that about?

We were holidaying in Fiji when he died.

What's this about a watch?

I'm getting a watch or, or a ring perhaps.

Noel bought me a watch for my birthday.

- Are you wearing it now?- No.

No.

I lost it.

I think the strap broke.

I am getting a curved shapelike an S. Oh, my goodness.

I tell you what?

He is telling me that thewatch is in the S-bend.

No!

He says it fell off whileyou were doing the washing.

I'd be calling a plumber if I were you.

Are you dumb?

The clutch you got to nurse it.

It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

Are you all right, Doc?

[laughter]

Not much of a mate are you, Tobes?

Hey?

Well, he's the one that'son with your mother, isn't he?

So?

So you been feeling a bit threatened, brother.

No.

Come on, Tobe, tell the truth.

Hey?

Don't suppose I can bookyou in for another lesson.

I'm not an idiot Toby.

You know, I knew you'd try something.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, well, you wouldn't, would you?

Funny?

At last!

At last, what?

I finally got you to play dirty

like the rest of us, Matt.

I'm getting a P sounding name.

A Patty maybe,

Hey, hey, that's got to be me OK.

Got be me.

Cause A, I am dead, and B, some of my friends

used to call me Patsy.

[WHISPERING] Sit down.

PATRICK: Oh, come on, Helen,I'm the only stiff in the room.

He hasn't even noticed me.

Pamela.

My mother's name was Pamela.

BRYAN ABBOT: She's here with me now.

She's asking, are you eating right?

She's was always on at me to eat more.

She always said I was too skinny.

I'm getting a recipe.

Oh, that would be for me.

Was it macaroni cheese?

No, that's not right.

Mom was lactose intolerant.

No dairy free spirits here today I'm afraid.

But your mother understood comfort food,

and she wants you to know that she is still

looking out for you every day.

Thank you.

Who's the jogger?

The fitness nut.

I'm getting a device for monitoring heart

rate, something like that.

Does this mean anything to anyone?

Oh, very definite senseof a life ending suddenly.

Surely it can't be.

Possibly in mysterious circumstances.

This is too freaky.

I'm getting out of here.

This one's for me.

A swarthy beardedgentleman possibly foreign.

Yeah, I'm sure that's my late hus--

sorry did you say swarthily bearded?

No, no, it's my uncle, Hans.

He was a fitness freak.

[applause]

OK, so you gently release theclutch, and give it some stick,

but not too much OK?

And how do I not fall over?

You look forward not down.

And if you feel it slipping awayfrom you, give it some break.

OK.

Let's go.

[music playing]

He's not falling off.

No, he's not.

[music playing]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, yeah!

Whoo!

Very brave.

How do you feel?

Oh, man!

BRYAN ABBOT: Sue, don't worrythis happens all the time.

Hans was a triathlete, you say?

Yes that's right.

And he died suddenly.

He dropped dead of a heartattack at the end of a race.

And then what's thesignificance of this device

that I'm getting?

Helen, let's go.

Oh, well.

Let's go.

They hooked him up to oneof those cardiogram thingees,

but it was absolutely no heartbeat.

I am very, very sorry.

He practically raisedme along with my Grandma.

And he's here with your grandma.

He wants you to know that he really

appreciated that beautifuleulogy you gave him.

Excuse me.

I'm very sorry, but I'd like to say something.

Please, madam it's reallyof the utmost importance

that you don't interruptin the middle of a reading.

Actually, just don't worry about that.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Sorry about that.

So have you recoveredfrom your little episode?

- Yes, thank you. - Up and down.

Up and down.

You're almost as entertaining as he was.

Wasn't that extraordinary?

You know it was his accuracy that amazed me.

You know the only thing I didn't understand

was the reference to uh, oh, what was it?

He told me to write it down.

Rhubarb.

I think he said something about rhubarb.

That's right, rhubarb.

You know, I didn't understand that at all.

Well, perhaps on quiet reflection meaning

will become clear to you.

Yes, I'm sure that's true.

Oh, um, you not a plumber are you?

I'm many things.

Would you like me to havea look at your S-bend?

Oh, would that be convenient?

Yeah, I've just gotta take mydaughter home, and then I'll--

- Oh, no I'm happy to walk.- No, it's OK.

I'll do it. Just give me a minute.

Give me your address, andI'll swing around my place

and pick up my multi grips.

Oh, please.

You know what this reminds me of?

It reminds me of when I wassix and the Easter Bunny came

to visit our local shoppingcenter, and I got all excited,

and when I got closer to himI saw he had a big zipper.

And I thought you not the Easter Bunny.

You're an impostor.

You're a complicated woman, Helen.

Yeah, well, it really upset me at the time.

Bye.

See ya.

[music playing]

[crickets chirping]

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

That tastes so good.

Yeah, wash the bugs outta your teeth.

Only bugs I caught would'vebeen flying backwards.

Come on.

Towards the end there, I'm sureI saw a [inaudible] McQueen.

You'll have Adam Fergusonlooking over his shoulder.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, never mind.

So what's next?

Big tour of the top end?

Yeah, that would be cool.

Hey, it's doable.

You reckon?

Yeah.

A couple days off work.

Hire some hogs.

Hogs?

Harleys.

Easy Rider.

Yeah, right, yeah.

Yeah, sounds good.

Really good.

You never know, Heaven mightjust have got the dates mixed

up, or gone to the wrong venue.

It would be just like her.

You don't believe in this stuff, do you?

I believe in a lot ofthings but not Bryan Abbot.

Yeah, maybe.

He didn't solve your problem, did he?

No.

Well, we've got to do something about that.

You want me to come in?

Uh, no, you go and help,uh, Beverly with her plumbing.

Hi.

Hello, how was it?

OK.

Interesting.

Did you get any messages?

No, lots of people did though.

Yeah, I think I kind ofagree with what Michael said.

What did he say?

You just gotta let them go wherever

it is that they're going.

Hey, can you see ifwe've got any kecap manis?

What did your last slave die of?

If we're out, sugar and soy sauce will do.

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NATALIE: Jess.

Coriander, the missingingredient to Mum's dahl.

Hey, look.

Not Connor again.

I dreamt I went to school naked.

Oh, that old one.

Go back to sleep.

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JACK: Morning.

Hey, how did it go?

With the watch did you find it?

No.

It wasn't there.

It got a bit ugly, actually.

Had to call an emergency 24 hour plumber.

Bit of flooding.

Oh.

No.

You seem well.

Yeah, I am well.

Good.

Can I do something for you?

Yes, you can.

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Excuse me, I, I saw your show yesterday,

and I hate to say it, but you're a big phoney!

Is that the worst you could come up with?

You know I don't believe in rudeness.

Well, you are extremely rude to me.

Oh! Shut up!

Shut up yourself.

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What do I say?

I don't know.

Just say what you think.

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[laughter]

Oops!

Bye.

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