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- Yes, thanks a lot.
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Goodbye.
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- Oh, did you just
make a phone call?
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- Yes, I did.
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- Did you call the drugstore?
- Yes, I did.
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- Did you remember to
order some Listerine--
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- Antizyme toothpaste?
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Yes, I did.
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[music playing]
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- Listerine, the most widely
used antiseptic in the world,
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and Antizyme, the first
all-day anti-enzyme toothpaste,
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presents "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"
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starring the entire
Nelson family.
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Here is Harriet Nelson, who,
understandably enough, plays
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the part of Harriet Nelson.
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And here we have the older
of the Nelson boys, David.
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He appears as David Nelson.
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And his younger brother, Ricky,
is played by Ricky Nelson.
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And here we have
Ozzie Nelson, who
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plays the part of Ozzie Nelson.
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- Oh, hi.
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I was just sitting here thinking
what a nice neighborhood we
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Nelsons live in.
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It has such friendly,
congenial people around here.
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Of course, there's our
next door neighbor, Thorny.
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He's really a great guy.
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Oh, he does use a
phony name sometimes.
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Don DeFore, I think it is.
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And then there's Doc Williams,
who lives across the street.
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He's really a nice guy.
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I'll never forget the
first day I met him.
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I didn't even know
he was a doctor.
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See, I was down at the bank,
making a deposit or something.
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Anyway, I remember
I was trying to use
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one of the pens
they have down there
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and I was having quite
a bit of difficulty.
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Doc, did you see that?
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- I beg your pardon?
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- This darn scratchy pen
splattered all over the paper.
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- Oh, that's a shame.
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- I hope I didn't
get any of it on you.
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- No, no, not at all.
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- Never seen one of these
pens yet you could write with.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- You scratch halfway
across the paper
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without any ink coming out
at all, then all of a sudden
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it drops all in one big puddle.
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- Yeah, that's why I
always bring my own pen.
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- Good idea.
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I guess I just like to
make it tough on myself.
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- Well, here, take
it easy for a change.
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- Oh, may I borrow
yours for just a minute?
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- Yeah, help yourself.
- Oh, thanks.
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It's very kind of you.
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My name is Nelson.
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- Oh, I'm glad to
know you, Mr. Nelson.
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My name is Williams.
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- Pleasure to know you.
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- Do you live here in town?
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- Yes, I do.
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Say, this writes fine.
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- Thanks.
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We're just moving
into the neighborhood.
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I'm trying to get some
things straightened out.
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- Oh, that moving can
be a real headache.
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You never realize how
much junk you accumulate
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until you start to move.
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Got any children?
- Yes.
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Yes, we do.
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We have two, a boy and a girl.
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- Oh, fine.
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We have two boys.
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- Oh, is that so?
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Well, boys make nice children.
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- They seem to.
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I think we'll keep
our two fellas.
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- Yeah.
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I guess we will, too.
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Or, one of each, that is.
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- Say, you're losing a
button off your coat there.
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- Oh, good heavens.
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I believe you're right.
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- I think I have a pen knife.
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Yeah, here we are.
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Why don't you cut that
off before you lose it?
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- Oh, thanks.
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I guess that would
be a good idea.
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- There, the material.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, I just want to
get these threads out.
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- Yes, I think you'll
like it around here.
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- Oh, I'm sure we will.
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- We have some really
good community spirit.
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Of course, I'm lucky enough to
have some fine neighbors, very
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congenial and likable.
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- I'm glad to hear it.
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Oh, say, I'm afraid
you'll have to excuse me.
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It's a little later
than I thought.
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We still have some
unpacking to do.
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- Oh, fine.
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Well, I'll probably be
seeing you around from time
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to time, Mr. Williams.
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- I certainly hope
so, Mr. Nelson.
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It's been a real pleasure.
- Thank you very much.
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Pleasure's mine.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
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[music playing]
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- Well, I guess
that's the last of it.
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- They sure had a lot
of neat stuff, boy.
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- Come out away from
that window now.
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Can't people move in
without an audience?
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- Not across the street
from us, they can't.
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- Hey, there's one more
piece of furniture.
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- Where?
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- Come away from
the window, Ricky.
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- Yeah, Ricky, Mom can't see.
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- I don't want to see.
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- Then how come you decided
to wash these little windows
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this morning?
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- I decided that last night.
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Besides, I don't have
to answer to you.
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- If we were married, you would.
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- Well, I guess that's it.
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That's all the things
from the moving van.
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- I thought you
weren't watching.
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- Well, the morning
paper said rain
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and I wanted to make sure they
got the things in before it
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started.
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- Whoa, what's going on here?
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- Oh, hi, Pop.
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Come on in.
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Pull up a chair.
- What's this?
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We just happen to be
watching the people
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move in across the street?
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Oh.
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They seem like
pretty nice people?
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- Yeah.
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They have a cat, a bird,
a girl, and a little boy.
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- Oh.
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Not so little.
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He's bigger than you.
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- Looks like an oddball to me.
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- Wait a minute, Rick.
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That's no way to talk
about our new neighbors.
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- That's right.
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You want to make
friends with the boy.
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- Oh, I know I do.
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- I'm sure he's very nice.
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- I'm sure he is, too.
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He has a motor scooter.
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- I'm not talking about that.
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They're going to
be our neighbors.
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- It's not hard to make friends
with people if you know how.
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Sometimes strangers are
inclined to be a little distant,
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but you can usually
break them down a bit.
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- You could break
me down easy, boy.
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Just give me a ride
on that motor scooter.
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- Why don't you go over
and get acquainted?
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- Do you think it'll
be all right, Mom?
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- I think it'll be the
neighborly thing to do.
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- Come on, Rick, let's go.
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- I get the first ride.
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- They're really
very nice people.
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- Oh, have you met them?
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- Well, I met Mrs. Williams
for just a moment this morning.
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She's pretty busy.
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- Wait a minute.
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Did you say Mrs. Williams?
- Uh-huh.
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- Well, how about that?
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I met him at the
bank this morning.
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- Oh.
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- He was a little
strange at first,
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but after we got
talking, he turned out
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to be a real nice guy.
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- Wasn't that nice?
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- Yeah.
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I think it will be a
very welcome addition
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to the neighborhood.
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- Well, Mrs. Williams seems
like a very pleasant person.
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- Well, you know, it's a funny
thing about people, Harriet.
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Sometimes they take a
little while to warm up,
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but if you know how to
get their confidence,
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it's not too difficult
to make friends.
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- Well, I'm glad you
two hit it off so well.
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- Oh, sure.
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He warmed right up
after I told him
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he was going to lose
one of his buttons.
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- You told him what?
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- Well, one of the buttons
on his coat sleeve was loose,
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so I let him use--
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Hey, wait a minute.
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- What's the matter?
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- Well, I let him
borrow my pocketknife
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and he never gave it back to me.
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How about that?
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He just walked off with it.
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- Oh, well, I'm sure
he didn't mean to.
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- Well, I don't suppose so.
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Although, come to think of
it, he did act kind of funny.
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- I thought you said
he was very nice.
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- Well, yes.
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But now that I
think of it, the--
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the way just moved
in on me like that,
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borrowing something
from a total stranger.
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I mean, I don't mind loaning
things to good friends of mine.
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I don't think anything of it.
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For instance, I let
Thorny borrow $2
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two weeks and four days
ago and I have completely
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forgotten about it.
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- Oh, I'm sure Mr. Williams has
just forgotten about the knife.
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- Well, yes.
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On the other hand, it
could be he just figured
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he'd never see me again.
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- Oh, Ozzie, don't be silly.
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After all, it's only
a little pocketknife.
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- I can't understand it.
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Now that I think it
over, the way the man
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ducked out of there so fast.
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- Well, I'm sure it
was all a mistake.
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Why don't you go over
and ask him about it?
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- Those things are
so embarrassing.
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- Well, what's
embarrassing about it?
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Just go over and tell
him you want it back.
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He'll probably be
very glad you did.
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- Well, that's easy
to say, Harriet,
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but you can't just walk
over there and accuse a man.
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I mean, you've got to be a
little diplomatic, kind of beat
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around the bush.
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- Well, what are
you going to say?
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- Well, I'll just say,
"Give me my knife back
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or I'll punch you
right in the nose."
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- That ought to do it.
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- Do you think that'll
get me my knife back?
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- No, but it ought to
get you a nice black eye.
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[music playing]
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[knock on door]
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- Yes?
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- Oh, Mr. Williams,
my name is Nelson.
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Remember, I met you at
the bank this morning?
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- Oh, yes.
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- I was quite surprised to
learn that you moved in right
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across the street from us.
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- Yes.
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- Quite a coincidence,
wasn't it?
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I mean, our meeting
like that at the bank
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and you were telling
me that you're
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going to move into
the neighborhood,
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and it turns out that it's
right across the street.
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It's quite a coincidence.
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- Yes, I suppose it was.
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- Looks like you have a
very nice place in there.
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- Oh, thanks.
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I'm afraid we're a
little cluttered up right
254
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now and things.
255
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,244
- Oh, well, yes.
256
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,117
Well, that's to be expected.
257
00:09:56,247 --> 00:10:01,296
I mean, the moving day, there's
a certain amount of confusion.
258
00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:05,387
A man can be forgiven
for forgetting things.
259
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:09,609
A man might even
lose his buttons.
260
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,524
- I'm glad you understand.
261
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:18,269
- Well, we have some very
nice neighbors around here.
262
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,924
I'd like to have you meet some
of them when you get settled.
263
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,971
- Oh, I'd like to.
264
00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,799
- Thornberry lives
right next door to me.
265
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,758
He's a very nice chap.
266
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:33,023
Sometimes he borrows things
and neglects to return them.
267
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:40,161
But I-- I imagine it's just
an oversight on his part.
268
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,293
He doesn't do it on
purpose, I'm sure.
269
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,687
- Oh, of course.
270
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,342
- At least, you
don't like to think
271
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,953
a person would borrow
something and deliberately
272
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,389
fail to return it?
273
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,521
- Of course not.
274
00:10:56,003 --> 00:11:00,964
- Well, I don't want to
keep you from anything.
275
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,706
I suppose you have lots
of things on your mind,
276
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:04,751
things to do.
277
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,362
- Oh, that's very kind of you.
278
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,059
Well, I'm glad you dropped by.
279
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,409
- Oh, thank you.
280
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,761
Is there anything
you'd like to borrow?
281
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:18,286
- I don't believe so, no.
282
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:23,073
- You got everything you needed
at the bank this morning?
283
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,292
- I believe so.
284
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:25,772
- Oh, fine.
285
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,779
Well, I guess I'll be going.
286
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,782
- All right.
287
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,697
- You're sure there
isn't anything?
288
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:38,698
- No.
289
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:41,091
No, thank you.
290
00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:44,573
- Well, if there's
nothing more to be said--
291
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,705
- Just goodbye.
292
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:51,841
- Goodbye.
293
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:52,842
- Goodbye.
294
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,453
[music playing]
295
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:10,773
- Hi, Ozzie.
296
00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,122
- Oh, hi, Thorny.
297
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,994
- Saw you leave the
Williams' house.
298
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,083
Just paying him a
neighborhood visit?
299
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,695
- Well, I guess that would be a
polite way of putting it, yeah.
300
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,392
- I met Mrs. Williams
a little while ago.
301
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,612
She stopped by our house
to borrow a pound of sugar.
302
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,396
Seems like a very nice woman.
303
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,876
- Wait a minute.
304
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,748
You say she borrowed
a pound of sugar?
305
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:33,535
- I guess they didn't have
time to do any shopping.
306
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,319
You know how it is
when you're moving?
307
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,017
- Yeah.
308
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,497
I imagine those people do
quite a bit of moving, too.
309
00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:43,023
Oh, say about four
or five times a year.
310
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,807
- What do you mean by that?
311
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,722
- Well, nothing.
312
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,376
You will find out for yourself.
313
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,420
- Wait a minute.
314
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,727
Let me take a look at you.
315
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,598
You seem kind of different.
316
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,426
That sunny smile
has frosted over
317
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,690
and a cynical glint has replaced
the twinkle in your eye.
318
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:02,564
- I guess as you grow older
and wiser, you get that look.
319
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:05,915
You lose a little faith
in the human race, too.
320
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,917
- This is beginning to
sound a little serious.
321
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,659
Now, why don't you tell
Uncle Thorny all about it.
322
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,574
- I suppose I should warn you.
323
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,838
After all, you'll be living
in the neighborhood with him.
324
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,405
- Living with who?
325
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,581
- Light-fingered Williams,
our new neighbor.
326
00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:24,804
You know, I never like to make
hasty decisions about people
327
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,458
and I always like to see
the best in everybody.
328
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,504
But after what's happened,
you can't blame me
329
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,549
for being a little
sour on the guy.
330
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,377
- Well, just what did happen?
331
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,510
- Well, there may be
some explanation for it,
332
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,468
and I'm not accusing
him of any crime
333
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,296
and I'm not saying
he's dishonest.
334
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,386
- Come on, Oz, what happened?
335
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,389
- The man stole my pen knife.
336
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,304
- Stole your pen knife?
337
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,697
- That's right.
338
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,568
See, I met him in
the bank early today.
339
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,309
I didn't realize he
was moving in right
340
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,789
across the street from us.
341
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,792
Evidently, he didn't
know it, either.
342
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,577
- And he picked your pocket?
343
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,578
- No, no, no.
344
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,406
He didn't pick my pocket.
345
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,278
He started a
conversation with me
346
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,541
and seemed like a
very nice fellow.
347
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,282
Of course, they always do.
348
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,849
Well, we got to
talking and then he
349
00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,633
asked to borrow my pen knife.
350
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,939
- Yeah?
351
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,332
- Well, we talked
for a few minutes.
352
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,031
Now I can see he was just trying
to keep my attention while he
353
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,859
slipped the knife
into his pocket.
354
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,730
- And you're positive
you didn't give it back?
355
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,471
- I know he didn't, Thorny.
356
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,168
- Yeah, but Oz, that
doesn't prove he
357
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,474
meant to steal your pen knife.
358
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:27,736
Maybe he just forgot about it.
359
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,651
- Well, sure, I
said the same thing.
360
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,609
So I went over to his
house a little while ago.
361
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,350
I stood there on the
porch, dropping hints
362
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,830
all over the place.
363
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:38,007
Gave him every opportunity
to return the knife.
364
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,617
- Hmm.
365
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,793
Does seem rather
strange, doesn't it?
366
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,579
- Anyway, consider
yourself warned.
367
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,015
Afraid it's a
little late, though.
368
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,800
Don't expect to see that
pound of sugar again.
369
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,759
- Oh, Oz, what's
a pound of sugar?
370
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,195
- Oh, it's not very much.
371
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,675
That's the way those
people operate.
372
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,459
A pound of sugar here.
373
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,504
A dozen eggs there.
374
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,332
A sack of flour somewhere else.
375
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,769
Then in a few months
they go legitimate.
376
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:05,948
They open a supermarket
with our groceries.
377
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,473
- And give away pen knives
at the grand opening.
378
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:10,866
- Possibly.
379
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,650
Fine people to have
in the neighborhood.
380
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,957
- Oh, Oz, it may not
be as bad as you think.
381
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,438
Maybe this Williams guy is
just a little absent-minded.
382
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,528
- Well, I'd like to believe it,
Thorny, but I'm afraid I can't.
383
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:23,009
I wouldn't exactly
call them crooks.
384
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:27,622
Let's just say they're
professional borrowers.
385
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,276
- Hmm.
386
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,887
And Mrs. Williams seemed
like such a nice person, too.
387
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,323
- Well, it's part
of their business
388
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,064
to seem like nice people.
389
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,848
- What do you think
we ought to do?
390
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,025
- Take all the
necessary precautions.
391
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,332
Make sure the windows and
doors are securely barred.
392
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:45,118
Put the sterling
silver in a safe place.
393
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,250
- Oh, they wouldn't dare
to break into a house.
394
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:49,949
- Thorny, there's no telling
what these kleptomaniacs
395
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,602
are liable to do.
396
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,821
- Kleptomaniacs?
397
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,779
Oz, it was only
a pound of sugar.
398
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,781
- Well, maybe it
sounds silly to you,
399
00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:59,262
but I'm going to be pretty
darn careful myself.
400
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,961
Don't forget, this
Williams guy is armed.
401
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,701
- You mean he's got a gun?
402
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,922
- He's got my pen knife.
403
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,924
Now, see, I don't think
we ought to say too
404
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,970
much to the wives about this.
405
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,884
No sense upsetting them.
406
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,190
- You really sound serious.
407
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,410
- Well, I am serious.
408
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,238
- You know, I think
I'll go down to the bank
409
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,675
and see if I can rent
a safety deposit box.
410
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,677
- That's a pretty good idea.
411
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,462
Use something like that to
keep Catherine's jewelry in.
412
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,855
- The heck with the jewelry.
413
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,944
We've got 10 pounds
of sugar in the house.
414
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,991
[music playing]
415
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,172
- Ozzie?
416
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,303
- Yeah?
417
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,088
- Well?
418
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,089
- Well what?
419
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:44,090
- Well, what happened?
420
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,439
Did you see Mr. Williams?
421
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,354
- Oh, yes, I saw him.
422
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,356
- Did he give you
your pen knife?
423
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:50,792
- No, he didn't.
424
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,489
- Well, did you ask him for it?
425
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:53,795
- Yes.
426
00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,405
Well, I didn't
exactly come right out
427
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,059
and say, where is my pen knife?
428
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:00,323
But I certainly dropped
enough broad hints.
429
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:04,240
He's probably passed it
on to his fence by now.
430
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,721
- Well, there must be
some explanation for it.
431
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,766
- Well, we'd like to
think so, don't we?
432
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,814
- What are you doing?
433
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,642
- Just checking this cabinet.
434
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,078
There's no lock on it.
435
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,427
- There never has been.
436
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,168
- Don't you think we'd
better put one on?
437
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,388
We keep some valuable
things in here, you know.
438
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,564
- Oh, yes, very valuable--
439
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:27,481
one airmail stamp
and the gas bill.
440
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,136
- We have locks on all
these windows, don't we?
441
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,746
- I think so.
Why?
442
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:32,747
What's the matter?
443
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:33,748
- Oh, nothing.
444
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,489
Nothing.
445
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,839
I don't want you to get upset
or hysterical about this.
446
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,580
There's nothing to worry about.
447
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:44,628
I plan to sleep with a golf club
under my pillow from now on.
448
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,109
- I take it you decided Mr.
Williams is public enemy number
449
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,502
one?
450
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,895
- Well, evidently, he
stole my pen knife.
451
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,681
- Oh, I'm sure he didn't
mean to steal your pen knife.
452
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:56,292
Probably in the confusion of
moving he forgot about it.
453
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,861
- Oh, Harriet, the whole thing
was carefully worked out.
454
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:02,690
For instance, the subtle way
he struck up a conversation
455
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,083
with me at the bank.
456
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,649
- I thought you said
you were the one who
457
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,347
struck up the conversation.
458
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,348
- Oh.
459
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:11,481
Oh, yeah, that's right.
460
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:12,656
Well, yes, of course.
461
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:13,875
Don't you see?
462
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,703
That's where he
was being subtle.
463
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,444
It would have been
too obvious if he'd
464
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,969
have started to talk to me, so
he let me talk to him first.
465
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,105
This is a very carefully
planned job, Harriet.
466
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:27,932
- Well, he certainly
went to a lot of trouble
467
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,325
just to get a pen knife.
468
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,718
- Well, who knows?
469
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,459
Maybe he wasn't aiming
at just a pen knife.
470
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,374
I don't know what
he wanted to get.
471
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,071
He might have been
just buttering me up
472
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:40,380
to get me to co-sign a bank
loan with him or something.
473
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,730
- These confidence men are
pretty shrewd, you know.
474
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:46,037
- Well, at least he's
just a confidence man now.
475
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,300
Oh, look, here come the boys.
476
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,823
And I do think you
should be careful
477
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,651
what you say about Mr.
Williams in front of them.
478
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,262
- OK, I'll do my best
to control myself.
479
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,829
- Hi, Mom, Pop.
- Hi, Mom, Pop.
480
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:55,873
- Hello.
481
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,048
- Where have you boys been?
482
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,441
- Over visiting
the new neighbors.
483
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,095
- Oh, you mean the
Williams family?
484
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,096
- Yes, sir.
485
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,141
They're very nice people.
486
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,664
- Yeah, they sure are.
487
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,622
- What do you think of
the Williams boy, David?
488
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,407
- Oh, he's a swell guy.
489
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,582
They have a daughter, too.
490
00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,584
Two children, a boy and a girl.
491
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,500
- What are their
names, Jesse and James?
492
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:15,415
- Gordon and Barbara.
493
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,243
- You say he seems
like a nice boy?
494
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,418
- Oh, very nice, Mom.
495
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,202
He's interested
in athletics, too.
496
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,291
Says he might go out for
the track team at school.
497
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:26,339
- Well, running should be a very
good thing for him to learn.
498
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:30,256
- You ought to see his
coin collection, Pop.
499
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,735
- You say this boy
collects coins?
500
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,389
- Yes, sir.
501
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,999
He says his father picked
up a lot of them for him.
502
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,134
- Did you say
something, Harriet?
503
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,180
- No, I just think it's
nice that the boys get on so
504
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,659
well with their new neighbors.
505
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,095
- You know, Pop, you were right.
506
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,662
You should never said
anything about a person
507
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,011
until you get to know them.
508
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,709
- Yeah, we were all
wrong about Gordon.
509
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,928
- You met Mr. Williams yet, Pop?
510
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,192
- Yes, I've met him, Dave.
511
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:54,323
- What do you think of him?
512
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:55,716
- Well--
513
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,326
- Your father thinks
he's very nice, Dave.
514
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,850
- Yeah, so do I, Pop.
515
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,287
- Their whole family's nice.
516
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,592
Even their dog, Raffles.
517
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,989
- A strange name for a dog.
518
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,382
- Well, I'll see you later, Pop.
519
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,383
- OK.
520
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:11,732
- Where are you guys going?
521
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,342
- Well, we promised
Gordon we'd show him
522
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,518
around the neighborhood.
- Well, don't stay out too late.
523
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:16,606
- We won't, Mom.
524
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,828
- Harriet?
- Hmm?
525
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,134
- Do you think we ought to
let David and Ricky pal around
526
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,353
with the Williams boy?
527
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,137
- Well, I don't see why not.
528
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,618
- Well, I just wonder whether
he's a good influence on them.
529
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,141
They said they were
going to show him
530
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,882
around the neighborhood.
531
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,494
You don't suppose the man's got
the kid out casing the town,
532
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,713
do you?
533
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:37,888
- Ozzie, don't be so silly.
534
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,455
- Well.
[doorbell ringing]
535
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,196
- Oh, that's the front door.
Would you get it?
536
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,545
I've got to go down to market.
537
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:49,857
- Oh, Mr. Williams.
538
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,685
- Oh, hello, Mr. Nelson.
539
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:52,729
May I come in?
540
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,601
- Well, yes, please do.
541
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,211
- Thank you.
542
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,258
- I-- I just came by to
apologize and to tell you how
543
00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:02,130
embarrassed I am
by what's happened.
544
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,653
- Apologize?
545
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,787
- Yes, for leaving the
bank with your pen knife.
546
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,702
- My pen knife?
547
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,661
- Well, now, don't pretend
you didn't know I had it.
548
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:17,319
- Well, actually, I did
discover the knife was stolen--
549
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,757
I mean, the knife was
missing a little while ago.
550
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,847
- I imagine that was just before
you stopped by my house, huh?
551
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,066
[laughs]
552
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,241
- Yeah.
553
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,722
Yeah, as a matter
of fact, it was.
554
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,812
- Well, anyway, Mr. Nelson,
I do feel awful about it.
555
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,466
In the confusion
of moving and all--
556
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,294
- No, no.
Please, forget it.
557
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,383
I mean, a thing like that
could happen to anybody.
558
00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,123
- Yes, but here you
went to the trouble
559
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:40,734
to come all the way
over to the house,
560
00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,301
and then when it
still didn't register
561
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,128
on me that I had
your knife, well,
562
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,826
I don't know what you
must have thought.
563
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:49,786
- Oh, well, I mean, actually
the knife isn't very valuable.
564
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:52,006
- No, but it's the
idea of the thing.
565
00:21:52,136 --> 00:21:54,225
- Oh, please forget it.
566
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,228
- Well, anyway, I am
sorry, Mr. Nelson,
567
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,840
and honest, this is
my first offense.
568
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:01,276
- I believe that.
569
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,017
Won't you come in and
sit down for a while?
570
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,497
- Thank you.
571
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,889
- And please start
calling me Ozzie, as long
572
00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:07,151
as we're going to be neighbors.
573
00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:08,370
- Well, thanks a lot, Ozzie.
574
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:09,763
My name is Frank.
575
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,591
- Well, welcome to the
neighborhood, Frank.
576
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,288
- Thank you.
577
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,725
Now, look, if anything like
this ever happens again,
578
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,901
I'd consider it a big favor
if you'd come right out
579
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,120
and tell me.
580
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,035
I believe in being
perfectly frank.
581
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:24,255
- Oh, well, fine, because
I'm that way myself.
582
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:27,346
I like a person to be
blunt and to the point.
583
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,739
- Do you honestly feel
that way about it?
584
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,654
- Well, yes, of course I do.
585
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:34,265
- Well, in that case,
where's my fountain pen?
586
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,444
- Your fountain pen?
587
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:39,575
- Yeah, don't you remember?
588
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,229
I loaned it to you at the bank.
589
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,144
- For goodness sakes, you
mean I didn't give you back
590
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,885
your fountain pen?
591
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,887
- No, you just stuck it in your
pocket and ran off with it.
592
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:49,629
Well, I mean, you
didn't run off with it.
593
00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,283
- Oh, this is
terribly embarrassing.
594
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,502
- Oh, not at all.
595
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,200
It was a very inexpensive pen.
596
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,768
- I guess it kind of evens
up the score, doesn't it?
597
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:00,422
- Sure does.
598
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,685
You know, when you
came over to the house,
599
00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,905
I thought you'd come
to return my pen.
600
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:07,168
I never realized I
still had your knife.
601
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:11,215
- And it didn't dawn on me
that I had your fountain pen.
602
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:13,870
Gee, I wonder what you
must have thought of me.
603
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:16,612
- Oh, I didn't think
anything, really.
604
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:19,572
Oh, of course I did make a
little joking remark to my wife
605
00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,748
about having a rather
absent-minded neighbor.
606
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:23,358
[laughs]
607
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:25,665
- Yeah.
608
00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:27,841
- I'll bet you said the
same thing to your wife.
609
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:32,454
- Oh, well, I did make some
sort of a mild comment about it.
610
00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,458
It's really a kick.
611
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,945
- Say, Oz, do you
still believe in being
612
00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,077
outspoken and straightforward?
613
00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,775
- Well, yes, of course.
614
00:23:48,905 --> 00:23:52,866
- I called you a big crook.
615
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,650
- I called you a kleptomaniac.
616
00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:56,609
[laughs]
617
00:23:58,045 --> 00:24:00,961
- Oh, how about that?
618
00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:03,267
- Well, I guess I'd better
get back to the house.
619
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:05,400
I still have a lot
more work to do.
620
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:06,880
- OK, Frank.
621
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,143
I'm sure glad we got this
thing straightened out.
622
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:13,974
- Yeah, so am I. It also
saves me a trip downtown.
623
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,758
- Oh, what for?
624
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,760
- Now I don't have to put our
sterling silver in my office
625
00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,719
safe.
626
00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:20,720
- Oh, no.
627
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:21,808
So long, klep.
628
00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:26,552
Oh.
629
00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:27,727
- Oh, say, Ozzie, I--
630
00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:28,771
- I--
631
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:29,816
- Oh, you go ahead.
632
00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,295
- Oh.
633
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,733
I was just going to say,
in all the confusion,
634
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,561
you never did give
me my knife back.
635
00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,171
- That's just what
I was going to say.
636
00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:38,172
Here you are.
637
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,260
- Oh, thanks a lot.
638
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:40,435
[laughs]
639
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:45,135
- Uh, could I have
my fountain pen?
640
00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:46,746
- There you are.
- Thank you.
641
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:47,790
Bye.
642
00:24:47,921 --> 00:24:48,878
- So long.
643
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:02,413
[music playing]
644
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,937
[knock on door]
645
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,072
- Oh, come on in, Thorny.
646
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,291
- Hi, Oz.
647
00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,946
Well, I finally got your hint.
648
00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:13,947
- Hint?
649
00:25:14,077 --> 00:25:15,514
What hint?
650
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:17,820
- Oh, Oz, never mind the
wide-eyed innocent stuff.
651
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,213
You know, it
finally dawned on me
652
00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:20,997
what you were really
driving at when
653
00:25:21,128 --> 00:25:22,869
you told me about this Williams
guy and your stolen pen knife.
654
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:23,913
- Oh.
Oh that.
655
00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,349
Oh.
656
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,308
Well, that requires
a little explanation.
657
00:25:27,438 --> 00:25:28,918
- There's nothing to explain.
658
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:30,920
You weren't really
mad at him at all.
659
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,836
Oh, I saw you two walking across
the street like two old college
660
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,490
pals.
661
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,665
For goodness sake, Oz, you
don't have to beat around
662
00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,101
the bush with me.
663
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:39,538
Why don't you come right
up and ask me for it?
664
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:41,235
Why the big elaborate story?
665
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:42,802
- What the heck are
you talking about?
666
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:44,673
- You know darn well
when I'm talking about.
667
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:47,023
Here, take it.
668
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:48,024
Here.
669
00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:49,548
- What's this?
670
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,854
- The $2 I borrowed
from you two weeks ago.
671
00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,571
- Next week, "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet,"
672
00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,529
starring the entire
Nelson family--
673
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,792
Ozzie, Harriet,
David, and Ricky--
674
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:20,579
will be brought to you by
Hotpoint Quality Appliances.
675
00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:25,235
Remember, Hotpoint changes
your viewpoint, automatically.
676
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:32,242
The new neighbor was
played by Frank Cady.
677
00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,898
This is Verne Smith speaking.
678
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,944
Don't forget that a
completely different episode
679
00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:39,685
of "The Adventures
of Ozzie and Harriet"
680
00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,861
is heard every Friday
night on radio.
681
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,646
Consult your newspaper for
time and radio stations.
682
00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,264
- This is Harriet again.
683
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,919
I thought you might like to see
this picture of David and Ricky
684
00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:59,052
and me that appears on the
cover of the Mother's Day
685
00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:01,228
issue of "TV Guide" magazine.
686
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:04,927
It'll be on sale at your
newsstands next week.
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