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Jesus! You just took
years off my life.
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I know the feeling.
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I thought I heard something,
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but I couldn't see anybody.
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And there you are
in the ultimate Saab.
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Sit there.
Get the feel of it.
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Familiarize yourself
with the layout.
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How's that
for driver environment?
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What you just
tiptoed quietly into
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is the luxury end of our range.
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Is she fast?
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They find the cars themselves,
the best salesmen.
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Once behind the wheel,
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few customers fail to appreciate
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the combination of rugged,
Swedish whole-weather
engineering,
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coupled with...
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Exhilarating performance.
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As you can see,
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the cornering
is quite exceptional
with a large margin...
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For Christ's sake!
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You're in love with her.
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I can tell,
you're in love with her.
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Why don't we stop the car
and talk a deal?
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Make me an offer.
Don't just drive
the bloody thing,
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make me an offer.
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So, what are we
doing here anyway?
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This doesn't go anywhere,
just to the quarry.
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Are you from around these parts?
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You do know about the quarry?
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The quarry! The fucking
great hole in the ground!
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Get out.
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Try it without the seatbelt.
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You're a lunatic.
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I don't care
if you never
buy a sodding car!
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Close the door.
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What are you gonna do?
What do you think
you're gonna do?
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Just close the door.
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You know you're heading
straight for a 200-foot drop?
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With my car?
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I'm gonna be repaying
for this bastard for 900 years!
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I...
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Shit!
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Ugh!
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Included in the package
is a five-year
rust-free guarantee.
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Five years?
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That, I'll buy.
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Typical.
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Slip a tube in your arm,
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next thing you know,
everyone's wearing
tubes in their arms.
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How long's he got?
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No, Mr. Bancroft.
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You know very well
we don't talk about
patients like that.
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Come on, sister,
I just want to know
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if it's worth
striking up a conversation.
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Can you keep him going
till he begins to bore me?
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Some people walk out of here.
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Yeah, you, and those two ladies
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who bring around
the library books.
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God, those two!
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You treat us
like kamikaze pilots
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till we go out
in a blaze of chrysanthemum.
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We ought to be surrounded
by the fairest fornication
has to offer.
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Not those two enormous asses.
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Two very kind ladies.
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Yes, but they have to be.
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I live in terror one of them's
about to sit on me in bed.
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Now you, on the other hand,
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are a fine figure
of a nursing sister.
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- Behave yourself.
- I don't say that lightly.
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I spend long nights
fantasizing about
your medicinal properties.
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Not sleeping. We must
do something about that.
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Oh, I'd be ever so grateful.
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I'll put you down
for an increased barbiturate.
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I was thinking
more along the lines
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of maybe licking jam
from off your nipples.
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Even hospital jam.
Can't say fairer than that.
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Is that the best place
you can find to take a pulse?
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Isn't there something
you could simply
toy with for a while?
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We're a little fast today.
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More than
a little fast today.
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Why haven't I died?
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I feel so randy all the time.
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What makes
you think you're dying?
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Your embarrassment
with the word, for one thing.
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Has he got the same?
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He's got the same.
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And please,
don't be filling his head
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with the idea
that it's necessarily fatal.
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Well, why don't we let him
draw his own conclusions
when he finds out he's dead.
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Why are you determined
to take the bleakest view?
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Spoken to the doctor lately?
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How are we
doing, Mr. Lightowler?
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Let's have a look
at those dressings.
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Why do you bother
talking to him?
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He's just
a mindless lump of protein.
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Who gave you the authority
to determine that?
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Took a course, did you?
"Conversational cabbage."
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Keep your voice down!
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What for?
He can't hear you!
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All he does
is fart occasionally.
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What kind of a basis is that
for a relationship?
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"Hello, Mr. Lightowler."
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"How are we today?"
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"Feeling better, are we?"
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Is this one gonna be any better?
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Morning! Hi!
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On behalf of your
area health authority,
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may we welcome you aboard this
air-conditioned terminal ward.
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Oh, man... Shit.
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Dr. Jones.
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Dr. Jones.
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When they call out your name,
give them this.
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X-ray.
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Just about the pits
for entertainment.
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No.
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Informed opinion
is unanimously destined you
towards X-ray?
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Fuck X-ray.
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Where we going?
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Where indeed...
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are we headed, those of us
with bone and marrow
on a cosmic plain?
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I applaud the logic
of your question.
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I'm supposed to be in X-ray.
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There, now.
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Isn't this nicer than
whirling about
dreary old X-ray?
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You're fucking insane.
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Hey!
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Hey, come on!
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Shit!
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Who wheeled you up there?
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00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,661
Well,
I'd like to answer.
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00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,664
Who left you
on the roof, Mr. Deckermensky?
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It was a damn fool thing to do.
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You have no obligation
to protect that person.
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It was a man.
135
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,874
Well, who was it?
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I never saw his face.
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00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,412
I think it was
the masked fucking bandit.
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Came across
the masked bandit, did we?
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He's a freak head,
totally batshit!
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I ever get any muscle back,
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I'm gonna break
his fucking arms!
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Way to go, kid.
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Beats feeling pathetic.
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00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,577
Carol, hi.
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It's your friendly dead person.
Don't hang up.
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00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,782
I'm not contagious.
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00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,397
Especially not
over the sodding phone.
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00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:14,888
How am I?
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Oh, nice of you
to ask, naturally.
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00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,025
Fine.
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00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,326
Just thought I'd call you,
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and we could
talk dirty for a while.
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00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,828
Carol!
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00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,436
I put your orange juice
on the table.
155
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,339
No, no, your orange juice.
156
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,752
- Hey, Jarvis.
- It's here, look.
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Don't knock it ov... Over.
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00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,844
What are you doing on your feet?
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00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,258
I'm looking for
a quick bed bath.
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If you're on your feet,
you don't need a bed bath.
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00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,217
Not for me. For you.
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00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,087
Come back when you're stronger.
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00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,821
Should be your motto
for the day, Jarvis.
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"Make love to a terminal."
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00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,569
- We're not listening,
are we, Mr. Singleton?
- Yes.
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As long as you like it fast,
no messy after-entanglements.
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00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,231
Support your local terminals.
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00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,667
Shall I change your program?
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00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,235
Cook with cheese.
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00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,104
I don't think he cares.
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00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,173
Ah, not to worry.
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00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,106
Tell him they found
this new cure for senility,
it's called dying young.
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00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,244
You're a sod.
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You take advantage of me.
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00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,117
You're a gorgeous sod,
but you're a sod.
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00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,486
And you're
unprofessional, Jarvis.
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00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,754
You're too much woman
and too little uniform.
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00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,292
You bite your nails. You've had
a scandalous private life.
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00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,361
Not scandalous,
just inefficient.
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00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,763
Well, you've got
a real flair
for the wrong men.
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Every time.
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Go back to bed.
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Not possible. I've got
this full social calendar.
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I've got a scan at 10:30,
medication at 1:00,
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and I'll put you down
for a grope at 3:15.
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00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,784
You'll get me fired.
187
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,586
A bit of remedial lechery.
188
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'Cause no one does it like you.
189
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,698
Where the hell have you been?
190
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,038
Just been to town
to see a movie.
191
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Not a very good movie.
192
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,841
Kind of a neo-realist wet dream.
193
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,144
They let you go downtown?
194
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,947
No one lets me go. I go.
195
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,652
A hawk requires
no permission
from the pigeons.
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00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,689
You're full of shit.
You've just been
around the block.
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00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,260
We shall see, laddy.
We shall see.
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00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,168
It hurts?
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00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,471
You know what hurts more?
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00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,509
I gotta take a leak
in this goddamn bottle.
201
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,347
How come you're here,
an American?
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00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,585
We were on tour
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playing football.
I play pro.
204
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,425
I used to play pro ball.
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00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,393
American football.
206
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,496
- What, all those padded things?
- Yeah.
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00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,334
We were playing Germany
and my bones began to ache.
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00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,603
Thing is, you play football,
your bones are always aching,
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00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,105
so what did I know?
210
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,208
Till we get over here,
and I fall apart.
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00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,182
So what do you do
when you're not
wearing funny noses?
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00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,185
Solicitor.
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00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,386
What?
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00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,255
Lawyer.
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00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,323
Jesus!
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00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,724
You mean there are guys
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that need you
to keep them out of jail?
218
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,927
Mmm-hmm.
219
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,232
I hate that goddamn bottle.
220
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,570
I used to piss
like a horse, you know,
like any guy should.
221
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,638
Then go to the toilet.
222
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,976
It's just down the corridor.
223
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,878
I can't make it to the toilet.
224
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,980
Oh, well.
225
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115
If you're just going to
lie about all the time...
226
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,951
What do you need,
a helmet and pads?
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00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,654
Screw you.
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00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,822
Shit.
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00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,482
Come on. Shit.
230
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,188
I used to be a jock.
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I spent my life working out.
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00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,199
Oh, Jesus!
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Pissed my pants.
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00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,869
Shit!
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00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,706
Just see where we are.
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00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,878
On the floor in our own urine.
237
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,681
Do you see
why you need this thing?
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00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,354
It's the only muscle left.
239
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,372
You ruined my pajamas,
you dumb bastard.
240
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,646
Well, if you're gonna get picky
about every little thing.
241
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,720
No! No!
242
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,425
Oh!
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00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,601
Hope to God
you like chocolate biscuits.
244
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,533
Who is that behind there?
245
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,935
That is Mr. Lightowler.
246
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:17,937
Well-known cabbage.
247
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,439
Does he always have screens?
248
00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,675
Mr. Lightowler
always has screens.
249
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,980
In case they have to shade him
from that fucking bathrobe.
250
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:31,884
I like to think of
Mr. Lightowler as a kind
of missile in its silo.
251
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,854
Whose bed is that?
252
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,224
We have a vacancy.
253
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,226
I told them, be like
the airlines, double book.
254
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,396
They come and go.
Flighty breed, the dying.
Here one minute...
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00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,498
gone the next.
256
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,803
Does he do that a lot?
257
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,305
It's his one little vanity.
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00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,810
He likes to give
the impression
he's still alive.
259
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,679
Oh, Jesus!
260
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,048
Impressive, isn't it?
261
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,316
And, I believe,
undetectable by radar.
262
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,387
You mustn't begrudge him
his little pleasures.
263
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:11,357
That's the last post
he's blowing on
the tailing sphincter.
264
00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,249
You can't leave it here.
265
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,385
Oh, they always say that.
266
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,023
Oi, can't leave it there.
267
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,825
Oh.
268
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,118
These places are required
in case of medical emergency.
269
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,162
All right, all right.
270
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,499
Let's see if we can come
to some suitable arrangement.
271
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,166
Keep your flipping money.
272
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,703
These places are reserved
for medical personnel only.
273
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,248
Did you have to offer him money?
274
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,350
Money talks.
275
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,152
Mmm-hmm, I saw
how smoothly it talks.
276
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,222
They see the Jag,
it brings out
the Trotsky in them.
277
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:28,735
Hello, darling.
278
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:35,441
It isn't AIDS, Mother.
279
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,577
It'll be a death
you can be proud of.
280
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,011
Don't be silly.
281
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,614
You mustn't
think of me as sitting here
282
00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:45,417
exuding corrosive puffs
of vile bio-chemistry.
283
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,419
Don't talk like that.
284
00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,790
The truth is, we are the ones
who are vulnerable
to the least infection.
285
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,325
You could annihilate me
286
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:56,295
with that half-hearted kiss.
287
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,330
He talks to me sometimes
288
00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:01,568
as if he's the parent
and I'm the child.
289
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,771
- How are you, son?
- Oh, put it away.
290
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,274
He has no wish to be impressed
with your wrestling grip.
291
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,444
You're looking good.
292
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,513
He is, you know.
293
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,282
He's looking good.
294
00:25:16,415 --> 00:25:18,651
She just insulted you.
Don't you care?
295
00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:23,422
Don't you even hear it anymore?
296
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:27,226
It's just her way.
She's worried about you.
297
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,696
I don't understand this cruelty.
298
00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,998
You're an expert.
299
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:34,066
You have to make
allowances, Vivian.
300
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,334
For what?
301
00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,904
Well,
for his drugs and things.
302
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,007
I can think of no excuse
303
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,375
for deliberately
hurtful behavior.
304
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:47,747
Well, I think
he's looking better.
305
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,482
Do you think
he's looking better?
306
00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,256
Spoken to Carol lately?
307
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:03,930
She sends her love.
308
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,497
Oh, that's a neat idea.
309
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:08,167
Sending it, so much
more hygienic than making it.
310
00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:10,202
All that physical contact.
311
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,338
Christ!
312
00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:14,440
I'm not even unsightly yet.
313
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:20,747
Your father tells me you've got
someone your own age.
314
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:23,883
That's nice.
315
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,051
Yeah.
316
00:26:25,184 --> 00:26:27,453
I'll bet he thinks
it's marvelous.
317
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,790
His folks have
just flown in to celebrate.
318
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,792
You know what I mean.
319
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,067
They seem
friendly here.
320
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,436
Except for the parking.
321
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,942
We've been talking to people,
322
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,045
and there are
things they can do
once we get you home.
323
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,914
They're doing
everything here, Dad.
324
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,949
Here? What do...
What do they know here?
325
00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:59,919
I know these guys.
I was here in World War II.
They had no bathrooms.
326
00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,721
They've got bathrooms now.
327
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,725
He looks thinner.
328
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:07,858
- I'm okay, Ma.
- Sure he's thinner.
329
00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:09,996
These people
eat the weirdest shit.
330
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,499
- Oh, Byron.
- Oh, who's listening?
331
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,469
Why don't you come?
Right now.
We'll get you home.
332
00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:19,614
I already talked to Pan Am.
They'll take good care of you.
333
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,509
Soon as I bounce back,
let the team do it.
334
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,013
Once they finish the tour,
I'll fly back with them.
335
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,359
Well, they used to think
Spam was a luxury item.
336
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,834
Can you believe that?
337
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:56,108
God damn Spam.
338
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,656
Maureen!
339
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,394
Came as soon
as I got your letter.
340
00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,229
Oh...
341
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,099
I didn't expect you to come.
342
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,134
I just wanted to tell somebody.
343
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,502
Have you told anybody else?
344
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,738
No!
345
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:30,777
Hazel, listen to...
346
00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,012
- Little black hairs.
- What?
347
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,581
- They all leave
little wiry black hairs...
- No, listen.
348
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,650
Even if they're blond,
they leave little wiry
black hairs.
349
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,419
Makes you wonder how they do it.
350
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,792
- Hazel!
- Unless they smuggle them in
with their luggage.
351
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:44,566
- Sit down a minute.
- Are you going to shout at me?
352
00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:46,158
- Hazel!
- You're going to shout at me.
353
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,227
I'm not going to shout at you.
354
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,696
Well, I know who will.
355
00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,565
My dad will.
356
00:28:53,699 --> 00:28:55,634
He'll kill me, Maureen.
357
00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:58,337
- You haven't told him?
- I didn't tell him.
358
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,807
How can I tell him?
359
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,875
'Cause he thinks
you never go out with fellows?
360
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,409
Well, I do.
361
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,245
You know I do.
362
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,980
You shouldn't think like that.
363
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,615
You're not unattractive...
364
00:29:12,384 --> 00:29:13,619
If you do yourself up.
365
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,721
I'm a nine-foot freak.
366
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:18,257
So how come you're
a pregnant nine-foot freak?
367
00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,359
Maureen, keep your voice down!
368
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,710
If you were free to go,
369
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,089
where would you
really want to go?
370
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,118
You mean around here?
371
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:47,887
I mean anywhere.
372
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:49,889
If you were fit and randy.
373
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:51,423
Well, I am fit and randy.
374
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,826
- That'll do.
- Uh... Amsterdam.
375
00:29:54,726 --> 00:29:56,295
Amsterdam?
376
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:57,964
I played football there once.
377
00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,632
They got a whorehouse there
378
00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,268
you could spend your life in.
379
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:04,703
It's five floors.
380
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:06,638
It's like a fucking
parking garage.
381
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,609
Sounds like a place one could
spend one's remission in.
382
00:30:15,681 --> 00:30:17,183
Oh,
383
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,685
my good day
is getting worse again.
384
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:26,325
You think that's worse?
385
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,697
Wonder if you're ready
for how "worse"...
386
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,134
it's gonna be.
387
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,743
- I do not.
- Oh, oh.
388
00:30:44,877 --> 00:30:47,146
Hey, get in the queue.
Don't push.
389
00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:57,924
I don't think
I could have an abortion.
390
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,994
I'd never be able to walk past
another mother carrying a pram.
391
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,196
So what was he like?
392
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:08,000
Well, I suppose
you'd describe him as older.
393
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,768
Oh, God!
394
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,637
No, no, it wasn't like that.
395
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,106
He's not married.
396
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,374
He's divorced.
397
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:18,010
- Oh, Hazel.
- Hs wife was a bitch.
398
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,212
Surprise, surprise.
399
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,915
He's a gentleman, Maureen!
400
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,483
He's not a flash.
401
00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:27,319
He wears glasses.
402
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,756
His hair's going a bit thin.
403
00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:32,925
Sounds magic.
404
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,826
Where'd you meet
this saintly figure?
405
00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:36,895
Room 18.
406
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:39,265
Jesus! How long for?
407
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,467
Six weeks.
408
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,236
It wasn't a one-night job.
What'd you think I am?
409
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,173
He was over here on a course.
410
00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:48,941
What you mean "over here"?
411
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,910
- Well, he's foreign.
- Oh, shit.
412
00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,223
Where the hell
are you taking me?
413
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,767
You have
other appointments?
414
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,351
Whoa, easy.
415
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:01,954
You never went
to school, I suppose?
416
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,855
I finished high school, asshole.
417
00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:05,533
Someplace they let you home
every night.
418
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,293
You never really went to school,
419
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,161
the English boarding school.
420
00:32:09,295 --> 00:32:11,830
Alcatraz
without the view.
421
00:32:11,964 --> 00:32:13,799
We did hard time there.
422
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,568
Towards the end of my stretch,
423
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,870
in a full flower
of raging puberty,
424
00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:20,606
a few of us founded...
425
00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,044
an escape committee.
426
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:28,214
A handful of dedicated wankers
427
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,749
with outstanding grades
and acne.
428
00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,753
We called ourselves
"the Hawks."
429
00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:38,324
The rest of the world
were pigeons.
430
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,159
You can't steer
a chair worth shit.
431
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,999
Whoa, you can't
come in here, mate.
432
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,303
You want us to break his arm?
433
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,039
Patience, chunky American.
434
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:55,412
I know it's Saturday night,
but let's not overdo it, huh?
435
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,646
Little word in your ear?
436
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,716
This is
Elton John's spiritual advisor.
437
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,352
Get lost.
438
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,261
Do I take it
this establishment
439
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:18,197
refuses admission
to disabled persons?
440
00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:20,432
Now, how would you like
441
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:24,870
a little protest demo
out there on the pavement?
442
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,073
Forty people in wheelchairs,
443
00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:30,609
attracting press
and public attention to
444
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:34,513
your scandalous lack
of public spirit.
445
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,389
Teach you
to fuck with my lawyer.
446
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:45,891
I mean solicitor.
447
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,914
Are you ready for a game?
448
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,316
What kind of a game?
449
00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:12,151
Card game.
450
00:34:12,584 --> 00:34:13,685
All right.
451
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,559
What I've got here,
one on each card,
452
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,794
is the description
of the kind of symptoms
453
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:26,865
we've got coming to us in the
course of our little joust
with God, bless her.
454
00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,567
Sounds like a fun game.
455
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,169
Oh, once you've seen them,
456
00:34:30,302 --> 00:34:32,338
you may
feel inclined to join me,
457
00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:34,206
and we can go.
458
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:35,841
How the hell can we go anywhere?
459
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,976
We get a period of remission.
460
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,345
Treatment's nearly over.
461
00:34:40,179 --> 00:34:42,248
- Where do we go?
- Anywhere!
462
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,082
I'm offering you terminal tours,
463
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:47,753
lazy days,
dying somewhere exotic.
464
00:34:47,886 --> 00:34:50,789
- Look, I can't even walk.
- I'll wheel you.
465
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:54,092
Till you can walk,
I'll wheel you.
466
00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,030
Sounds like a jolly holiday.
467
00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:00,966
All right, don't decide now.
468
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,035
Wait till you've seen
what's in the cards.
469
00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:09,641
Gypsy Rose Bancroft
is about to lay out
your future for you.
470
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:12,278
Whatever happened to
ignorance is bliss?
471
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,214
I think it really
rather depends on
how much you wanna know.
472
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,449
I wanted to know.
473
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,918
I've heard
it stiffens the resolve
to get the fuck out
474
00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,388
before they start
pulling 'round the screens.
475
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,460
I always lose at cards.
476
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:31,797
I'm not gonna force them on you.
477
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:34,500
You can stop any time.
478
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,136
As soon as you've got a hand
that's full enough for you.
479
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,842
As soon as
your bowels turn to mush.
480
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:48,247
Some other time.
481
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,649
I don't talk shop
Saturday night.
482
00:35:56,555 --> 00:36:00,158
♪♪ Crying, dying
All you gotta do is ♪♪
483
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:03,962
♪♪ Get in the middle
Of a chain reaction ♪♪
484
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:07,933
♪♪ You get a medal
When you're lost in action ♪♪
485
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:10,702
♪♪ I wanna get
Your love all ready ♪♪
486
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:15,341
♪♪ For the sweet sensation
Instant radiation ♪♪
487
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:19,144
♪♪ You let me hold you
For the first explosion ♪♪
488
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,819
- It should be reported.
- They'll be back.
489
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,021
It's a game they play.
490
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:31,523
Well, they won't play it again.
491
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,026
I shall hide their clothes.
492
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,222
No, thanks. No more.
We're good.
493
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,561
Your good health.
494
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:17,002
Okay, smartass.
Get out the cards.
495
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,475
Put on your nose.
496
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:25,677
- What?
- Funny nose.
497
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,779
You need the funny nose.
498
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:31,216
Come on, let's go, let's go.
499
00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,885
- Not without the nose.
- Why, for Christ's sake?
500
00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,687
Because that's what it's for.
501
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,902
I feel stupid.
502
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:53,739
You look stupid.
503
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,543
That's our red badge
of courage, you clown.
504
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:02,714
If we can wear that,
we can take what's coming.
505
00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,220
Want another card,
you'll have to ask for it.
506
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,180
When's this going to happen?
507
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,798
It marks
the end of the remission.
508
00:38:22,334 --> 00:38:23,569
Give me another card.
509
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:34,480
Give me another one.
510
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:37,916
Come on.
511
00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,437
Jesus Christ.
512
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,320
I'm not going to wait around
for that to happen.
513
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,511
My sentiments exactly.
514
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,147
We go.
515
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,650
- You know what,
you can shove those...
- Don't worry.
516
00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,886
By then, they'll
keep us sedated.
517
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,956
We'll be so squirrely
in our head, we'll just be
a couple of zombies.
518
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,635
Let me get this straight.
519
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,640
You're proposing that
I wheel you up to the roof
so you can take a dive?
520
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,341
Would you keep your voice down!
521
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:44,483
I'm not gonna dive.
I'm just gonna jump.
Nothing fucking stylish.
522
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,817
No way.
523
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,854
I won't do it.
524
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,321
It's highly immoral.
525
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:54,159
If you're gonna
act like a prick,
I'll just crawl.
526
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,464
You said, "Let's do
something about it."
527
00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,165
Yeah, not that. Forget it.
528
00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,968
Anything's better than
lying around waiting for it.
529
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,770
That's what you said.
530
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,072
What I had in mind was us
getting the hell out of here!
531
00:40:07,205 --> 00:40:08,774
It is getting out of here.
532
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,043
You can jump too.
533
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:17,516
Screw you.
534
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:28,894
Shit.
535
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,555
Here.
536
00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,424
On top of medication?
537
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,729
Worried about your health?
538
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:05,931
I'm worried about throwing up.
539
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:11,803
You really wanna jump sober?
540
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:21,146
I really wanna jump.
541
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,993
Why this
obsession with the roof?
542
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:38,196
Why not just take you outside
and wheel you under a truck?
543
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,874
A truck for Christ's sake!
544
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,366
What would
I look like under a truck?
545
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,301
You're appallingly vain.
546
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:44,946
Well,
I've got a good body.
547
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,205
I'd like to keep it that way.
548
00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,707
Hey,
don't fall off!
549
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,677
What a view!
550
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:56,181
Aim for about here.
551
00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:07,258
Sure you've got everything?
552
00:42:07,392 --> 00:42:09,695
For going off a roof,
what the fuck do I need?
553
00:42:09,828 --> 00:42:12,063
- What about the note?
- What note?
554
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:14,232
You can't do it
without leaving a note.
555
00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:15,801
Shit.
556
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,070
Forget it.
557
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,072
If I pass a phone
on the way, I'll call.
558
00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:33,318
Oh, come on,
I can't walk from back here.
559
00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:35,320
Then do it in the wheelchair.
560
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:38,890
Jump off a roof in a wheelchair?
561
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,425
I'd look like a fool.
562
00:42:43,995 --> 00:42:47,032
- You still think I'm kidding.
- I think you're wrong.
563
00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,333
Who asked you?
564
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,369
See? Sulky.
565
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,439
Suicide makes you sulky.
566
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,852
What kind of
a way to go is that?
567
00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:57,175
I'm not sulky.
568
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,544
You're sulky!
All suicides are sulky.
569
00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:01,713
That's what it is,
the ultimate sulk.
570
00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,481
You're full of shit, Bancroft.
571
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,383
You're just not facing
where we're at.
572
00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,086
No problem. It's gonna
catch up with me soon enough.
573
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,121
Real soon for me.
574
00:43:12,691 --> 00:43:13,825
Is that it, then?
575
00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:16,461
You're just
going to go like this?
576
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,929
In a bad mood.
577
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,766
I wasn't in a bad mood.
578
00:43:20,899 --> 00:43:23,334
You wanna pack suicide in,
it's just gonna depress you.
579
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,203
Get out of the way.
580
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,540
Get out of the way.
581
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:32,744
Nice attitude.
582
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,049
Say hello to Jarvis for me.
583
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,127
Need a push?
584
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,595
No, I don't need a push.
585
00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:53,564
I can do this.
586
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:20,859
Is that what you need, laddy?
587
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:23,128
A little help from your friend.
588
00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,367
No!
589
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,378
I could have been killed.
590
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,547
Stupid fuck!
591
00:44:43,815 --> 00:44:45,183
Right.
592
00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:47,819
Come on.
593
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:06,604
Where have you two been?
594
00:45:06,738 --> 00:45:08,006
Just out for some fresh air.
595
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,141
He, uh, dropped off.
596
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,409
Go to your beds.
597
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,720
Where's old Lightowler?
598
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,446
We don't know
what he looks like.
599
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:49,848
Check the feet for their label.
600
00:45:51,783 --> 00:45:53,251
It's like a supermarket.
601
00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:55,854
- Go on then, check the feet.
- Why me?
602
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:01,605
Because they're nearer
your eye level.
603
00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:06,297
Experienced roof leaper
like you,
604
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,099
should be able
to handle a few feet.
605
00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,968
"Handle"?
606
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:13,604
Look, I'll read the label,
but there's no way
I'm gonna handle it.
607
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:22,113
It's him.
608
00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:23,381
Are you sure it's him?
609
00:46:23,514 --> 00:46:25,150
"Lightowler, Gerald."
610
00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:27,752
- "Gerald"?
- Read it.
611
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,264
You think you know someone,
and it turns out his feet
are called Gerald.
612
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,967
- Wanna see his face?
- No.
613
00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:45,003
No.
614
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,472
It's important
we keep him as he was.
615
00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:52,911
Lightowler, a man of mystery.
616
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,248
Man of a thousand faces.
617
00:47:00,886 --> 00:47:02,520
We're gonna swear an oath.
618
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,256
- What kind of an oath?
- A sacred oath.
619
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:06,958
On Lightowler's feet.
620
00:47:07,893 --> 00:47:09,494
Take hold of one solemnly,
621
00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:11,096
and repeat after me.
622
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:13,664
Oh, Jesus!
623
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:15,800
Get hold of it.
624
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,374
If he farts now, I'll die!
625
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:32,984
Raise your foot
and repeat after me.
626
00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:40,025
I do solemnly swear...
627
00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:42,260
I do solemnly swear...
628
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:45,230
- By these feet called Gerald...
- By these feet called Gerald...
629
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:48,133
to kick and struggle
before I die.
630
00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:50,335
- Agreed?
- Agreed.
631
00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:53,304
To be a Black Knight
of the Sick Joke,
632
00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:57,142
a notorious
awkward bastard medically.
633
00:47:57,976 --> 00:48:00,845
- Agreed.
- To banish self-pity,
634
00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,880
and to buckle on
the arms of laughter.
635
00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:04,049
Right.
636
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,852
And thus, as Hawks accoutered,
637
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:09,887
to embark upon a nightly quest
638
00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:11,189
to slay all pigeons
639
00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,858
that would bar
our paths to Amsterdam
640
00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:16,394
in search of whores
of the lewdest countenance.
641
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,529
- I do so swear...
- Amsterdam?
642
00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:20,765
Five floors of fornication.
643
00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,178
That's what
you wanted, isn't it?
644
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:24,569
- Right.
- Then say, "I do so swear."
645
00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,404
Then I do so swear.
646
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,154
We can't steal one of these.
647
00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,346
We're
borrowing it, that's all.
648
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,383
Look, I ask you,
who's more entitled
to an ambulance, hmm?
649
00:48:38,516 --> 00:48:40,018
That's true.
650
00:48:40,151 --> 00:48:42,263
Now,
comb your hair
and fasten your pajamas.
651
00:48:42,287 --> 00:48:43,487
Before we leave for Amsterdam,
652
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,290
we're gonna make
a little detour.
653
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:46,968
All right, closer together.
Nice big smiles now.
654
00:48:46,992 --> 00:48:48,693
A bit further back, Alex.
655
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,528
There we are.
656
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,235
And smile.
657
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:13,318
Bride and groom.
658
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:18,655
Carol!
659
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:20,125
Oh, my God!
660
00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,269
What is
going on over there?
661
00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:45,616
Congratulations.
662
00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:50,188
Carol!
663
00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,257
Carol!
664
00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:54,492
You could have
hung around a while longer!
665
00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:56,594
Bitch!
666
00:49:56,727 --> 00:50:00,265
There was great rejoicing
after my last urine sample.
667
00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:02,033
I don't wish to boast,
668
00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:04,802
but bits of me
are much in demand
in laboratory circles.
669
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,638
Hello, guy.
670
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:09,674
Mr. Granger.
671
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,110
Is that my daughter in there?
672
00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:16,647
Yes.
673
00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,349
Well, why don't we go
and have a drink?
674
00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:26,057
She embarrassed me now.
675
00:50:26,191 --> 00:50:28,126
I'll make her
a widow in a few months.
676
00:50:28,259 --> 00:50:29,494
It's a fair offer.
677
00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:32,530
She'll look...
She'll look great in black.
678
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,834
Dear, don't cry.
679
00:50:39,003 --> 00:50:40,538
He was fun when he was well.
680
00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,407
Of course.
681
00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:50,315
But I'm not meant for this.
682
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,492
By the time she was 11,
683
00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:04,729
she already had
her mother's capacity
as a ball-breaker.
684
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,064
Both of my women are killers.
685
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:09,700
Great tits, though.
686
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,137
Oh, true. Mmm.
687
00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:13,671
God help us.
688
00:51:17,142 --> 00:51:20,811
Probably wondering
about the sex life
of people in wheelchairs.
689
00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:23,581
Like what do they do
and how do they do it?
690
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,754
Well, I've been employed
by the Wheelchair Institute
691
00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,386
of Newark, New Jersey
to give demonstrations.
692
00:51:28,519 --> 00:51:30,231
Do you have time for one,
or are you just gonna be
693
00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:32,399
- hanging around
this reception all day?
- No. Thank you.
694
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:35,025
We can start off easy.
Something with
the brakes still on.
695
00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:39,663
You ready to go?
696
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:40,965
Thanks, Mr. Granger.
697
00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:55,280
Forget her.
698
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,114
You want my advice?
Forget her.
699
00:51:58,216 --> 00:51:59,984
Come on.
700
00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:02,653
Whatever happened
to the Black Knights
of the Sick Joke?
701
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,758
You don't see that
on a coat of arms every day.
702
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:13,843
It's your last night in England.
703
00:52:13,898 --> 00:52:15,633
Who needs television?
Forget it.
704
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,468
There's an absurd rumor
705
00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:20,438
that it's supposed to be
included in the price.
Color television.
706
00:52:20,571 --> 00:52:22,139
It said so at the desk.
707
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,511
No word about wiggly lines
and screens leaping about!
708
00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,115
Fucking towels are threadbare.
709
00:52:33,718 --> 00:52:37,622
We are not going to die
in some cheap room.
I'll promise you that.
710
00:52:38,189 --> 00:52:39,990
Yeah, I'd like
to go first class.
711
00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:41,526
I mean it.
712
00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:45,672
You'll feel better
in the morning,
when we get on the ferry.
713
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:48,536
Yes, I'll feel better
in the morning,
when we get on the ferry.
714
00:52:48,633 --> 00:52:50,268
Come on, lighten up.
715
00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:53,838
- You swore an oath
on Lightowler's feet.
- I know. I know.
716
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:56,106
Yeah, well, what happened
to all that hot shit?
717
00:52:57,174 --> 00:53:00,345
You're lying there
like some muffin
with a fatal disease.
718
00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:04,114
Well, I am some muffin
with a fatal disease.
719
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,757
In a wheelchair?
720
00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:15,125
You let him go wandering
in a wheelchair?
721
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,607
You didn't try to stop him?
722
00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:18,963
Stop him?
723
00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:21,216
Made me wheel him down
every bleedin' step, didn't he.
724
00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:27,648
- I'll wheel him up.
- Out of the way, boys.
725
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,312
Get out.
Go on, get out of here.
726
00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:30,708
Oh, piss off.
727
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,281
And where have you been?
728
00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:39,350
Don't sweat it, man.
It's therapy time.
729
00:53:39,484 --> 00:53:40,918
Look what I bought for ya.
730
00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:45,222
- For me?
- Yeah. Meet Regina.
731
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:47,091
One whore to go.
732
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,427
Hey, who you calling a whore?
733
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,329
You take money
for sexual purposes.
734
00:53:51,462 --> 00:53:53,398
Not to be fucking insulted.
735
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:56,033
Hold it. Hold it.
736
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,269
Can I have a word
in private with my colleague?
737
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,205
Have what you like, dear.
738
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:02,540
Within reason.
739
00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:07,845
Come on, get rid of her.
740
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,480
Don't be a pain, man.
741
00:54:09,614 --> 00:54:11,374
You were acting
kinda down since the wedding.
742
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,689
I figured you needed something.
743
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:13,751
She must be 90!
744
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:15,920
Yeah, she's a young 90.
745
00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:18,656
Listen, look,
I'm lucky to find
anything at this hour.
746
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:20,858
How lucky can you get?
747
00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:23,093
It's just
a going-away gift, okay?
748
00:54:23,227 --> 00:54:24,329
She's on me.
749
00:54:24,462 --> 00:54:26,030
Well, she's not
fucking getting on me.
750
00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:30,335
Hey!
No, you don't!
751
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,169
He promised me a bed.
752
00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:34,639
In addition
to my usual honorarium
753
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:37,074
-He's of low mental capacity.
We'll get you a taxi.
-Huh?
754
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,276
After he picked me up
in his wheelchair?
755
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:41,221
What, you think
that would do to
a girl's image,
756
00:54:41,245 --> 00:54:42,980
being picked up by a wheelchair?
757
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,791
You think I'm gonna be
turned down by one now?
758
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,517
Oi!
759
00:54:46,651 --> 00:54:50,220
You want to start
something, shitface,
I'm gonna start screaming.
760
00:54:51,456 --> 00:54:52,657
Come on, you.
761
00:55:04,835 --> 00:55:07,772
Will one of you pricks
give a lady a hand here?
762
00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,820
Mind if I take
my boots off?
763
00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:24,555
No.
764
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,624
Don't take anything off.
765
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:30,595
Are you all right?
You're attractive.
766
00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:34,098
Oh, it's just my feet
are killing me.
767
00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:37,935
Listen,
768
00:55:38,068 --> 00:55:40,337
before we start.
769
00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:42,239
You don't think you could
get room service
770
00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:44,709
to whip up a sandwich
and a few beers?
771
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,876
Yes.
772
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,713
Get her a meal,
773
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,180
get her a big meal.
774
00:55:51,782 --> 00:55:53,618
I see you got a color telly.
775
00:55:53,751 --> 00:55:55,671
- It's not working.
- Why don't you get it fixed?
776
00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:57,531
That's a good idea,
why don't we get it fixed?
777
00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,390
There's a late movie.
778
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:01,759
It needs a screwdriver,
we haven't got a screwdriver.
779
00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:03,794
I've got a screwdriver.
780
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,698
What's she doing
that she needs a screwdriver?
781
00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:08,899
Here.
782
00:56:09,934 --> 00:56:11,301
Hello, room service, please.
783
00:56:13,003 --> 00:56:15,072
I knew a guy once,
784
00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,607
did this for a living.
785
00:56:16,741 --> 00:56:18,175
What, prostitution?
786
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:21,546
No, you daft twat, TV repair.
787
00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:25,315
He made good money.
788
00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:30,087
Used to keep my set
in tip top condition.
789
00:56:34,592 --> 00:56:38,496
Used to love to show me
how things worked.
790
00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:42,266
Pissed off with me daughter,
didn't he?
791
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,270
Loved to show her
how things worked.
792
00:56:47,672 --> 00:56:49,006
Oh, don't talk like that.
793
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:50,475
How do you want me to talk?
794
00:56:50,608 --> 00:56:52,276
Through a conventional
stiff upper lip?
795
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:53,978
Jolly good luck,
may the best man win,
796
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:55,756
I'll send you a cake stand
for your new home.
797
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:58,248
David,
I can't bear it.
798
00:56:58,382 --> 00:57:01,027
I have loved you
for a long time, pet. You've
been a large part of my life
799
00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:03,087
and I've trusted you
all along the line.
800
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:04,598
But David, it's
always been you, David,
801
00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,423
always, until now.
802
00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:08,893
I know I'm hurting you
but you've just
got to understand.
803
00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,728
Look, I know it's not up
to me to tell you
804
00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,196
how to arrange your love life,
805
00:57:12,329 --> 00:57:13,931
but shouldn't you be
in the other bed?
806
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,432
Shush!
807
00:57:17,401 --> 00:57:18,603
Shush.
808
00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,396
What are you doing?
809
00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:49,834
I don't need
the goddamn wheelchair.
810
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:52,770
- You're gonna fall down a lot.
- So, I fall down a lot.
811
00:57:53,738 --> 00:57:54,738
Want a stick?
812
00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:56,574
Screw the stick.
813
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,145
I don't want anything
that makes me look like
a sickie.
814
00:58:01,278 --> 00:58:04,248
I was an athlete, man,
I was fast.
815
00:58:04,381 --> 00:58:05,983
I had the legs on that team.
816
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,522
Hi, guys.
817
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:26,470
- Here.
- Ah.
818
00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:28,238
- Rolex.
- Rolex?
819
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,783
You can use it
to lean on, can't you?
820
00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:44,288
Doesn't look
like a walking stick.
You can wheel it.
821
00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:52,697
Yeah.
822
00:59:03,373 --> 00:59:04,642
It's not bad.
823
00:59:06,611 --> 00:59:07,712
Yeah.
824
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,983
You think they'll let me
in a brothel with a bike?
825
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,687
Cyclists are highly respected
on the continent.
826
00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,889
In whorehouses, I mean,
in the Paradise.
827
00:59:19,023 --> 00:59:20,290
Of course.
828
00:59:20,424 --> 00:59:21,992
We'll tell them
you're an American ace.
829
00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:23,560
That's a fair description.
830
00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:26,396
Bike goes everywhere
for sentimental reasons.
831
00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:28,032
They'll love that
at the Paradise,
832
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:29,366
it shows I've got heart.
833
00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:30,868
Whores like people with heart.
834
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,103
What whores like
is people with money.
835
00:59:37,341 --> 00:59:38,876
Stop the ambulance.
836
00:59:40,210 --> 00:59:43,914
- What for?
- Back up, back up.
837
00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:45,582
Oh, you mean,
you didn't see them?
838
00:59:45,716 --> 00:59:47,952
Females in distress.
839
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:52,122
There are two little
round asses back there.
840
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:55,392
- In distress?
- Yeah, the car was broken down,
841
00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:58,929
they were bending over
in that great, confused
female way.
842
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:03,467
Get the bike.
843
01:00:04,468 --> 01:00:06,003
- Get the bike.
- That's the way,
844
01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,838
- play it cool.
- Oh, come on,
845
01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:09,306
just get the lousy bike.
846
01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:17,982
We gotta strike while
the situation's hot.
847
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:23,520
Listen, I'll handle
the body language.
848
01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:26,556
You come in from time
to time with something
fascinating in French.
849
01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:29,226
We're in Holland,
what makes you think
they're French?
850
01:00:29,894 --> 01:00:31,428
Just an instinct I have.
851
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:38,402
Not only French,
but unattractive.
852
01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,175
What are you talking about
"unattractive"?
853
01:00:40,237 --> 01:00:42,039
From here,
they look unattractive.
854
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:43,573
Mine looks okay.
855
01:00:45,275 --> 01:00:47,544
If it's French,
you can't pass it up.
856
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:49,313
They have centuries of tradition
857
01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:51,648
in the arts of sexual foreplay.
858
01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,317
That's the Indians.
859
01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:57,487
Okay, you wait for your squaw,
I'll take what's available.
860
01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,198
You're right,
they're unattractive.
861
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:09,800
Oi.
862
01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:12,336
We don't need your
soddin' ambulance, you know.
863
01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:13,804
Just a mechanic.
864
01:01:14,839 --> 01:01:16,040
Some French.
865
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,310
Oh, my God,
how are we gonna
make 'em understand?
866
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:25,883
Ambulance, no.
867
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,452
Um, mechanic, si.
868
01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:31,288
Car is kaput.
869
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:35,192
Finito, you know, um,
870
01:01:35,325 --> 01:01:37,227
knackered?
871
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,563
Oh, my God.
Would you just not
stand there?
872
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,331
Can you just say something?
873
01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,400
Can you pay attention,
what's the matter?
874
01:01:46,103 --> 01:01:49,106
Oh, my God, he's gorgeous.
875
01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:53,210
It's true what they say
about foreigners.
876
01:01:53,343 --> 01:01:55,279
Did you ever see anything
more gorgeous
877
01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:57,147
in your whole life?
878
01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:59,216
Hazel, you're on
your way to meet Rolf.
879
01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:01,886
Yes, I know
I'm on my way to meet.
880
01:02:02,019 --> 01:02:03,329
Yeah, well, you picked
a hell of a time
881
01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,789
to go bananas for somebody.
882
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,623
Well, maybe this time,
883
01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:09,794
for just one last fling
before I settle down.
884
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:12,830
Hazel, you've never had
a fling in your life.
885
01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:17,034
- I know, but...
- Well, you're not the type.
886
01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,169
I know.
887
01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:22,672
I'm a virgin
once removed.
888
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,944
Well, maybe twice.
889
01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,847
Aye, when was twice?
890
01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:31,548
Never you mind when was twice.
891
01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:34,551
- Is my hair all right?
- Yeah, it's fine.
892
01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:36,086
Just simmer down.
893
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,929
Well, come on then, Hazel,
tell us when was twice?
894
01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,400
He speaks English.
895
01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:55,906
Oh, my God, he's heard
every word I said.
896
01:03:03,914 --> 01:03:07,151
Turn your face,
stop looking at me.
897
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,103
Oh, no.
898
01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:27,838
So that's knackered as well.
899
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:33,410
Oh, so can I have it today?
900
01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:34,644
Today?
901
01:03:36,613 --> 01:03:38,382
We're going to Amsterdam.
902
01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,084
We're gonna make it
to Amsterdam.
903
01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:41,852
We have the whole day
to take advantage
904
01:03:41,986 --> 01:03:43,453
of the situation here.
905
01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:46,056
Let me level with you.
906
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,425
I wouldn't mind screwing
the chunky one.
907
01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:51,528
We'll call it the whim
of a dying man.
908
01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,632
I'm a jock, we screw anything.
909
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,401
It's the warrior's creed.
910
01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:03,908
Look, can I just
have it today, yes? Today?
911
01:04:04,541 --> 01:04:05,809
Nice legs, that Hazel.
912
01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:10,080
Look at the length of them,
like a fucking giraffe.
913
01:04:12,749 --> 01:04:14,018
Just great.
914
01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:16,153
Well, it's gonna be tomorrow
now, at least,
915
01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:18,889
and I have to be back home
tomorrow because it's my job.
916
01:04:19,023 --> 01:04:20,224
Well, where are you heading?
917
01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:23,127
Uh, Hazel?
918
01:04:24,728 --> 01:04:25,729
Hazel!
919
01:04:27,264 --> 01:04:30,400
Oh!
Got it written down somewhere.
920
01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:32,069
Hold.
921
01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:33,670
Here it is.
922
01:04:38,175 --> 01:04:39,609
Her fiance lives there.
923
01:04:39,743 --> 01:04:43,847
Maureen, you don't have
to tell everybody.
924
01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:45,983
Look, we can take you
as far as Amsterdam,
925
01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,684
find you a hotel.
926
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:50,820
- Where are you two staying?
- The Paradise.
927
01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:52,722
Oh.
928
01:04:52,856 --> 01:04:55,926
That sounds like
a nice hotel. Sorry.
929
01:04:57,928 --> 01:04:59,463
Maybe we could all stay there.
930
01:04:59,596 --> 01:05:01,865
It's full.
931
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:04,034
But I'm sure we can
find you something.
932
01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:09,339
But, look, it's early,
I mean, we got the whole day.
933
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,041
Hmm.
934
01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,833
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
935
01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:30,654
God.
936
01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,789
Look, tell you what you do.
937
01:06:38,062 --> 01:06:39,829
Why don't you just stand here?
938
01:06:39,963 --> 01:06:41,165
Come here.
939
01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:44,768
Right here.
940
01:06:44,901 --> 01:06:46,870
On this spot here.
941
01:06:47,704 --> 01:06:48,805
That's it.
942
01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:51,875
Here?
943
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,377
And don't move.
944
01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:55,879
Just stay there.
945
01:06:59,583 --> 01:07:02,086
- I'm only trying to help.
- You're going to help.
946
01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:04,154
Just stay there.
947
01:07:09,193 --> 01:07:12,028
And peel the skin
of this salami,
948
01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:13,863
like this, see?
949
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:18,335
You've got long fingers
and good nails.
950
01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:20,204
You'll be all right.
951
01:07:23,973 --> 01:07:25,142
I can do that.
952
01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:27,077
Fingers.
953
01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:29,213
Just stay there.
954
01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:31,715
Don't move.
955
01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:33,217
Till I'm finished.
956
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:34,818
Right.
957
01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:53,002
It's all right, he's one of us.
958
01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:56,573
- Why don't you sell tickets?
- No, it's... Maureen, he...
959
01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,343
You had to come stomping in?
960
01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:00,710
Lunch is ready.
961
01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:02,646
Yeah, well, it couldn't wait
two minutes?
962
01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:04,848
I didn't realize
you were in conference, Doctor.
963
01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:07,151
Well, I told her
we're both doctors.
964
01:08:07,284 --> 01:08:09,286
She wanted to know
why we had an ambulance.
965
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:12,922
- And she let you
talk her into...
- It wasn't easy.
966
01:08:13,056 --> 01:08:16,460
Don't knock it,
I may call you in
for a second opinion.
967
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:18,928
Ah, shit.
968
01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:34,110
Can we do something?
969
01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:36,713
Something ordinary.
970
01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:39,048
So we don't look like cripples?
971
01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:01,030
In America, it's against
the law for men
to feed themselves,
972
01:10:01,164 --> 01:10:04,301
so women are actually
supposed to pull the grapes
off of them to feed them.
973
01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:06,202
I don't really
know how to eat myself,
974
01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:07,371
so could you...
975
01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,538
Yeah, one at a time.
976
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,310
What are you doing
with an ambulance?
977
01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:16,480
We're mad scientists,
it's a fringe benefit.
978
01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:24,020
Do you like blondes
or brunettes?
979
01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:27,357
Ambulances?
980
01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:29,559
Females.
981
01:10:31,295 --> 01:10:32,996
I suppose basically
what I'm asking is
982
01:10:33,129 --> 01:10:34,998
how do you feel about mousy?
983
01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:37,906
You don't have
to answer that either.
984
01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,570
I know how you feel about mousy,
985
01:10:40,704 --> 01:10:42,539
I know how everybody
feels about mousy.
986
01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:46,276
Especially me.
987
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:54,451
I like your shoes.
988
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:57,387
You have really nice shoes.
989
01:10:57,521 --> 01:10:59,041
In my job, I get to see
a lot of shoes,
990
01:10:59,155 --> 01:11:00,555
they leave them all
scattered about.
991
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,361
You're not really
a doctor, are you?
992
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,229
No.
993
01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:08,432
Maureen said you weren't.
994
01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:10,367
Him neither.
995
01:11:12,302 --> 01:11:13,537
No.
996
01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:16,373
He's just a keen amateur.
997
01:11:21,311 --> 01:11:22,312
What's wrong?
998
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:24,648
What?
999
01:11:25,815 --> 01:11:27,250
Sometimes you look...
1000
01:11:29,753 --> 01:11:30,987
Really sad.
1001
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,833
Mind your own business, Hazel.
1002
01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,457
I'm not trying to pry.
1003
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,695
If you want me to go,
1004
01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:13,630
just tell me to go.
1005
01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:21,170
Do you know what
the most terrifying thing
in the world is?
1006
01:12:28,745 --> 01:12:30,680
How beautiful things are.
1007
01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:35,685
It can
tear you to pieces.
1008
01:12:59,108 --> 01:13:00,844
I hated seeing him go.
1009
01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:06,550
There's something wrong.
1010
01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,820
I wish I could've been
a comfort to him.
1011
01:13:10,954 --> 01:13:13,356
Will you keep your mind
on what we came here for?
1012
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:17,160
That's tomorrow.
1013
01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:19,062
A lot could happen
before tomorrow.
1014
01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:23,266
But I bet it won't.
1015
01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:28,672
Not unless we give it a push.
1016
01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:33,577
Don't know about you, Maureen,
1017
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:35,220
but I feel like getting
really dressed up
1018
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,580
and going out somewhere.
1019
01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:38,414
Like where?
1020
01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,183
The Hotel Paradise.
1021
01:13:40,617 --> 01:13:41,685
What?
1022
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:48,424
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1023
01:14:17,153 --> 01:14:19,455
Oh, man, I've seen
some beaver shots,
1024
01:14:19,589 --> 01:14:22,626
- but that was...
- You were expecting
Mary Poppins.
1025
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:24,027
What are you scared of?
1026
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,428
Her thighs, man,
1027
01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,797
I'd never come out alive
from thighs like that.
1028
01:14:27,931 --> 01:14:30,500
- People do.
- Europeans, maybe.
1029
01:14:35,905 --> 01:14:37,240
Mmm.
1030
01:14:46,282 --> 01:14:48,351
I like a steak, you know,
I just don't like it raw,
1031
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:49,719
a little dressing.
1032
01:14:49,853 --> 01:14:51,988
There are whores
for all tastes, ya twit,
1033
01:14:52,121 --> 01:14:53,489
except the romantic.
1034
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:57,160
- Guess we made it, huh?
- Didn't we, though.
1035
01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,029
Now...
1036
01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:02,065
I expect you to crash in there,
1037
01:15:02,198 --> 01:15:04,918
go through all five floors
with the elan expected
of a racing cyclist.
1038
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:09,606
He frowns at
the gates of Paradise?
1039
01:15:10,173 --> 01:15:11,641
And why does he frown?
1040
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,444
Think it's such a great idea?
1041
01:15:15,579 --> 01:15:19,716
- It was your idea.
- I know. I know.
1042
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:22,451
They're not all going to be
like that hammer thrower
back there.
1043
01:15:22,586 --> 01:15:26,189
There are elegant,
beautiful women
in a good brothel.
1044
01:15:27,056 --> 01:15:28,725
Hello, do you have a
bit of time?
1045
01:15:30,393 --> 01:15:31,828
- Hi.
- Jesus!
1046
01:15:33,229 --> 01:15:34,764
Rang your bell, did she?
1047
01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:38,310
She could play tunes
on the organ,
you wouldn't believe.
1048
01:15:38,334 --> 01:15:40,846
Yeah, well, I'm gonna go
for a little walk around
the block, huh,
1049
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,239
I gotta think about this.
1050
01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:09,032
Hey, why should we pay?
1051
01:16:09,165 --> 01:16:10,333
We're not staying the night,
1052
01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:11,868
we're just looking for
two fellas.
1053
01:16:12,802 --> 01:16:14,137
No, no, no, no.
1054
01:16:15,104 --> 01:16:16,940
Come back here immediately.
1055
01:16:17,941 --> 01:16:20,509
Sir, excuse me.
1056
01:16:36,626 --> 01:16:39,228
Oh, hello, you're very...
1057
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,903
- Are you all right?
- Hazel!
1058
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,539
Two French girls, get them.
1059
01:16:58,447 --> 01:16:59,716
Hi.
1060
01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:02,886
Do you wanna join us?
1061
01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,455
Excuse me.
1062
01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:35,418
Hazel, Hazel.
1063
01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:37,854
Hazel.
1064
01:17:50,834 --> 01:17:53,036
We came all this damned way.
1065
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:55,504
We're having
a good time, aren't we?
1066
01:17:55,638 --> 01:17:57,941
Look, I just figure
we're gonna do better
1067
01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,944
with the type of girls
not likely to be coming
out of that door.
1068
01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:10,353
- It's all your fault.
- How am I supposed to know...
1069
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:15,191
Hey.
1070
01:18:41,084 --> 01:18:42,752
Excuse me. Excuse me.
1071
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:49,358
They're here.
1072
01:18:55,531 --> 01:18:58,234
Hello, I'm your doctor,
take your clothes off.
1073
01:18:58,367 --> 01:19:00,369
So you didn't go
to your fancy place then?
1074
01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:02,705
Nah, we just decided
to stay with friendly faces.
1075
01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,474
See? Told you
they weren't the type.
1076
01:19:05,608 --> 01:19:07,010
Love the dress, Hazel.
1077
01:19:09,712 --> 01:19:10,847
Looks terrible.
1078
01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:13,749
Looked all right in the shop.
1079
01:19:13,883 --> 01:19:15,995
- Well, don't go on about it.
- You said it looked all right
in the shop.
1080
01:19:16,019 --> 01:19:17,753
- It's all right.
- He doesn't like it.
1081
01:19:17,887 --> 01:19:19,598
Of course he likes it,
he's crazy about it.
1082
01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,224
Does it matter?
1083
01:19:25,128 --> 01:19:27,096
So, what are we all drinking?
1084
01:19:28,932 --> 01:19:30,133
Okay, so this is where we are.
1085
01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,868
And where does
your boyfriend live?
1086
01:19:32,802 --> 01:19:33,937
I'm sorry.
1087
01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:38,875
- Hazel.
- Mmm-hmm?
1088
01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:41,777
Will you get rid
of the shrubbery?
1089
01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:43,512
Don't pick on her.
1090
01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:45,181
It's like lying
in a fucking ambush.
1091
01:19:45,314 --> 01:19:46,992
- Language.
- It's all right,
I'll take it off.
1092
01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,384
I hate it anyway.
1093
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,289
So where is it you wanna go?
1094
01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:55,224
Oh, it's, um...
1095
01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:57,894
Can't pronounce it.
1096
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:06,335
See? Even golden balls
can't pronounce it.
1097
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,239
Well, we'll look it up
in the index.
1098
01:20:11,107 --> 01:20:13,309
It's no good, it won't come off.
1099
01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:21,584
There's nothing
I can do about the flower,
it won't come off.
1100
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:26,122
Just in case
anybody's interested.
1101
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,158
- There it is.
- Is it far?
1102
01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:31,460
It is from Amsterdam.
1103
01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:33,875
- It's all right,
we can take you.
- We got that many days?
1104
01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,299
Listen, I wouldn't ask you,
1105
01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:37,766
but it's important.
1106
01:20:37,901 --> 01:20:39,903
What's so important?
1107
01:20:40,036 --> 01:20:42,471
It's personal,
keep your voice down.
1108
01:20:43,706 --> 01:20:45,308
She's pregnant.
1109
01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:47,944
You told them.
1110
01:20:49,378 --> 01:20:51,747
I asked you not to tell anybody.
1111
01:20:51,881 --> 01:20:53,082
You mean,
1112
01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:54,517
that's why you're here?
1113
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,585
- To find the father?
- Yes.
1114
01:20:56,719 --> 01:20:59,098
You mean, there's some poor
touched sod in this
unpronounceable town
1115
01:20:59,122 --> 01:21:01,466
who's unaware he's about
to get a pregnant
eight-foot-tall flower pot
1116
01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:03,159
dumped on his doorstep?
1117
01:21:03,292 --> 01:21:05,594
Ah, might've known
you'd think it was funny.
1118
01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:07,130
Well, that's what
we came here for.
1119
01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:08,941
Looking for funny,
I've tried the alternative
1120
01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:10,925
and I don't like it,
I'm sorry, but I'm for funny.
1121
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,836
Well, why didn't you say?
1122
01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:15,847
We'll not only take you,
we'll take you to the door.
1123
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,340
Hell, just to see his face.
1124
01:21:17,473 --> 01:21:20,776
It's gonna be his lucky day,
surprise, surprise.
1125
01:21:20,910 --> 01:21:23,512
See who's at the door
in Dutch, will you?
1126
01:21:23,646 --> 01:21:25,214
"Of course, ja,
1127
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:28,251
it's, um, the, the...
1128
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:29,585
Mabel, isn't it?"
1129
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,687
Oh, God.
1130
01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:35,591
Hazel, Hazel.
1131
01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,660
Of course, we are, it's Hazel,
1132
01:21:37,793 --> 01:21:40,529
good old Hazel.
1133
01:21:42,698 --> 01:21:44,100
Of course, you are, it's...
1134
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:47,370
Hazel, all right.
1135
01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:53,009
My, what a big girl.
1136
01:21:53,142 --> 01:21:55,945
And what brings you
here, liebchen, all the way
1137
01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:58,081
from the good, old UK?
1138
01:22:01,817 --> 01:22:03,019
Ta-da.
1139
01:22:10,126 --> 01:22:12,161
So he knows you're pregnant,
so what?
1140
01:22:12,295 --> 01:22:15,031
So I just wish you hadn't
told him, that's all.
1141
01:22:15,164 --> 01:22:16,499
So, I've got a big mouth.
1142
01:22:16,632 --> 01:22:18,968
Will you stop
butting into everything?
1143
01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:21,004
I was trying to get us
a lift, wasn't I?
1144
01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,671
He thinks I'm a joke.
1145
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:24,873
Oh, God.
1146
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,809
- Oh...
- Just...
1147
01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:30,713
Just leave, I'll do it myself.
1148
01:22:30,846 --> 01:22:33,082
He doesn't think
you're a joke.
1149
01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,084
No.
1150
01:22:35,218 --> 01:22:38,521
Just an above average,
pregnant, tall girl
1151
01:22:38,654 --> 01:22:40,656
trying to pack
her knickers in a suitcase.
1152
01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:47,763
You shouldn't begrudge him
a laugh.
1153
01:22:52,435 --> 01:22:53,936
You think you're a joke?
1154
01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:57,006
You want a real laugh?
1155
01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:04,947
What?
1156
01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:09,018
No.
1157
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:13,456
Oh.
1158
01:23:44,653 --> 01:23:46,355
The Netherlands
1159
01:23:50,259 --> 01:23:52,428
A large portion
of whose surface area
1160
01:23:52,561 --> 01:23:54,563
is below sea level.
1161
01:23:56,232 --> 01:24:00,836
It's a country I dearly adapted
for feeling depressed.
1162
01:24:00,969 --> 01:24:03,972
If there's a depression
around here, it's you.
1163
01:24:04,107 --> 01:24:06,475
I think I'm gonna write
to Carol proposing marriage.
1164
01:24:06,842 --> 01:24:08,043
Again?
1165
01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:10,746
In times of depression,
I always write to Carol
1166
01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:13,716
- proposing marriage.
- Christ, man.
1167
01:24:13,849 --> 01:24:15,618
Try suicide, it's quicker.
1168
01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:17,886
Not the way you do it.
1169
01:24:19,588 --> 01:24:20,989
She's a bitch.
1170
01:24:21,557 --> 01:24:22,925
That woman's a bitch.
1171
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,428
Only when she's on her feet.
1172
01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:27,263
When she's off her feet,
she's...
1173
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,102
Below average,
to tell you the truth.
1174
01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:35,037
She makes love
1175
01:24:35,171 --> 01:24:36,772
as if she'd rather
have gloves on.
1176
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:40,443
Why do we fall
for women like that?
1177
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:43,056
Well, now that you've faced it,
what are you gonna do about it?
1178
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:47,750
I'm gonna write to Carol
proposing marriage.
1179
01:24:48,117 --> 01:24:49,218
Shit.
1180
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,122
You know why, don't you?
1181
01:24:53,256 --> 01:24:56,359
Why you're attracted
to that closed-up bitch?
1182
01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:58,494
It's because you're
two of a kind.
1183
01:24:58,627 --> 01:25:01,164
It's not death that
you're all closed-up from.
1184
01:25:01,297 --> 01:25:02,765
It's life.
1185
01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:05,668
That pregnant eight-foot kid
offers you more warmth
1186
01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:07,136
than you can handle.
1187
01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:10,739
I'm reading you, Bancroft.
1188
01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,708
Life scares the shit out of you.
1189
01:25:13,876 --> 01:25:15,678
Spare me
the philosophy.
1190
01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:17,380
I'm gonna go see Maureen.
1191
01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,782
I need some warmth.
1192
01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:31,126
To his room?
1193
01:25:31,260 --> 01:25:32,895
You think I should
go to his room?
1194
01:25:33,028 --> 01:25:35,264
If I'm staying here,
you can't stay in this room.
1195
01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:36,399
What?
1196
01:25:38,066 --> 01:25:39,368
Hey.
1197
01:25:39,502 --> 01:25:42,104
I want
to have a bath and get changed.
1198
01:25:42,238 --> 01:25:43,506
That's a good idea.
1199
01:25:44,473 --> 01:25:46,975
- Do it in his room.
- No...
1200
01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:50,012
Maureen.
1201
01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:52,915
Can you pass my new things?
1202
01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:55,451
They're on the dressing table.
1203
01:25:58,254 --> 01:25:59,888
Maureen.
1204
01:26:00,022 --> 01:26:02,525
Does he know I'm not
very good at this?
1205
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,093
For Christ's sake,
Hazel, just do your best.
1206
01:26:05,228 --> 01:26:07,996
Just as long as he realizes,
I mean...
1207
01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:12,034
I just want to be nice
for Bancroft.
1208
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:17,573
If he has any damn sense,
he'll appreciate it.
1209
01:26:17,706 --> 01:26:18,941
Maureen.
1210
01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:21,377
I guess I'm going.
1211
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,212
Duty calls.
1212
01:26:35,258 --> 01:26:36,492
Oh!
1213
01:26:48,170 --> 01:26:49,204
Bloody hell.
1214
01:26:50,406 --> 01:26:51,406
Sorry.
1215
01:26:52,408 --> 01:26:54,343
I wanted to look nice.
1216
01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:56,812
Well, it's different.
1217
01:26:58,847 --> 01:27:00,749
Please, can I use your bathroom?
1218
01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:14,096
Wanted to give you a night
to remember.
1219
01:27:19,067 --> 01:27:20,336
I'll remember.
1220
01:27:20,469 --> 01:27:22,004
Honest to God.
1221
01:27:23,306 --> 01:27:24,407
I'll remember.
1222
01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:37,953
"My darling..."
1223
01:27:54,903 --> 01:27:57,606
You don't have to knock
to come out of the bathroom.
1224
01:28:03,412 --> 01:28:04,813
Now what's the matter?
1225
01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:10,486
I think you're lovely, Bancroft.
1226
01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:28,904
Bancroft.
1227
01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:31,106
Now what?
1228
01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:35,110
Can you turn the light out?
1229
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,614
You want to be
in total darkness?
1230
01:28:40,082 --> 01:28:42,017
Just till we get
to know each other.
1231
01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:46,021
It's out, it's out.
1232
01:29:05,974 --> 01:29:07,610
I'm coming out now.
1233
01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:09,983
I should bloody well
hope you are after
all that build up.
1234
01:29:10,045 --> 01:29:12,180
I just want
everything to be nice.
1235
01:29:13,582 --> 01:29:15,283
Ow! Oh.
1236
01:29:15,418 --> 01:29:18,487
Jesus Christ.
1237
01:29:22,558 --> 01:29:23,826
God.
1238
01:29:23,959 --> 01:29:25,260
The length of your legs.
1239
01:29:25,394 --> 01:29:27,095
Please put the light out.
1240
01:29:27,229 --> 01:29:29,331
You'll only walk
into the furniture.
1241
01:29:44,913 --> 01:29:46,815
You don't like
what I'm wearing, do ya?
1242
01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:48,016
No, it's very...
1243
01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:50,986
Honeymoon.
1244
01:29:53,856 --> 01:29:57,993
Why don't you save it
for that what's his face?
1245
01:29:58,126 --> 01:30:00,262
Well, I was going to.
1246
01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:06,201
He's not gonna know
it's been used once, is he?
1247
01:30:12,675 --> 01:30:14,376
Please, put the light out.
1248
01:30:19,482 --> 01:30:21,517
You think you're the one
that needs the light out?
1249
01:31:01,156 --> 01:31:02,825
Why don't we put out the light?
1250
01:31:03,592 --> 01:31:05,060
We don't have to.
1251
01:31:29,618 --> 01:31:31,754
- Don't normally wear
stuff like this.
- That's fine.
1252
01:31:31,887 --> 01:31:33,589
- Is it the fur?
- Don't worry about it.
1253
01:31:33,722 --> 01:31:36,759
I've never paid as much
for anything in
this line before.
1254
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:46,101
Can you put your knees down?
1255
01:31:47,636 --> 01:31:48,704
Sorry.
1256
01:32:02,084 --> 01:32:03,986
I don't know who
the chambermaid is,
around here
1257
01:32:04,119 --> 01:32:05,954
but that's a really
clean bathroom.
1258
01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:12,961
I like a clean bathroom.
1259
01:32:20,368 --> 01:32:21,737
Who are you writing to?
1260
01:32:22,771 --> 01:32:24,907
Just a girl I'm gonna marry.
1261
01:32:27,843 --> 01:32:29,311
Is she standing by you?
1262
01:32:31,614 --> 01:32:34,082
Is that what girls
are supposed to do?
1263
01:32:36,018 --> 01:32:37,485
Well, if they're any good.
1264
01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:41,523
Nah, she couldn't
get away fast enough.
1265
01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:47,663
Do you want me to hold you?
1266
01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:53,468
If you promise
not to break anything.
1267
01:33:08,851 --> 01:33:10,753
I'll look after you tonight.
1268
01:33:12,788 --> 01:33:14,890
After that, it's up to her.
1269
01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:20,028
What's wrong?
1270
01:33:20,896 --> 01:33:23,398
What's the matter?
1271
01:33:25,400 --> 01:33:27,102
I think your fur's coming out.
1272
01:33:28,003 --> 01:33:30,005
Oh, God.
1273
01:33:30,138 --> 01:33:32,574
Oh.
1274
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:44,953
No need to worry.
1275
01:33:54,162 --> 01:33:56,298
Big day for some Dutchman, huh?
1276
01:33:56,431 --> 01:33:59,434
Finds this pregnant
eight-foot flowerpot
on his doorstep.
1277
01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:00,836
He could do worse.
1278
01:34:01,670 --> 01:34:02,805
You had a good night?
1279
01:34:04,039 --> 01:34:05,240
Yeah.
1280
01:34:07,075 --> 01:34:08,276
I had a very good night.
1281
01:34:11,513 --> 01:34:14,182
Jesus Christ.
1282
01:34:16,618 --> 01:34:17,886
Kneel down.
1283
01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:19,888
Look.
1284
01:34:20,022 --> 01:34:22,600
- What did you do to him?
- I combed it all and got some
glue from downstairs
1285
01:34:22,624 --> 01:34:23,992
and look, this is
from the dress,
1286
01:34:24,126 --> 01:34:25,994
and the pink Mallard is
from his sharp shoes.
1287
01:34:32,567 --> 01:34:34,402
59, there it is,
that's the one.
1288
01:34:34,536 --> 01:34:36,371
No, don't
park it outside.
1289
01:34:36,504 --> 01:34:38,306
It'll give somebody
heart failure.
1290
01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:40,475
I think someone's gonna get
heart failure anyway.
1291
01:35:03,431 --> 01:35:06,101
It's a great town.
1292
01:35:06,234 --> 01:35:08,070
Cool. You'll be all right
living here.
1293
01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:11,273
Living here?
1294
01:35:11,406 --> 01:35:14,342
Well, he'll have his job here.
He can't just give it up.
1295
01:35:14,476 --> 01:35:16,812
Not with a family on the way.
1296
01:35:16,945 --> 01:35:18,847
I hadn't thought
about living here.
1297
01:35:18,981 --> 01:35:21,416
Well, it's about time
you started thinking about it.
1298
01:35:21,549 --> 01:35:24,086
It's a really nice town.
1299
01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:26,922
Oh, God, Maureen, I feel
1300
01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:30,025
tall enough in England,
I shall feel twice as big
in Dutch.
1301
01:35:30,926 --> 01:35:32,327
What am I gonna say?
1302
01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:34,172
Well, look, you'll think
of something, okay?
1303
01:35:34,196 --> 01:35:36,431
Now don't worry, now go on.
1304
01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:38,333
You want to marry him,
don't you?
1305
01:35:56,785 --> 01:35:57,920
That's him.
1306
01:35:58,053 --> 01:36:01,056
Cool. He looks
really respectable.
1307
01:36:04,226 --> 01:36:06,561
He's not as nice-looking
as I thought he was.
1308
01:36:20,408 --> 01:36:22,344
Bye, Papa.
1309
01:36:22,477 --> 01:36:24,412
Ta-ta, bye.
1310
01:36:38,894 --> 01:36:41,263
God, you silly sod, Hazel.
1311
01:36:47,903 --> 01:36:49,671
What will you do?
1312
01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:51,239
I'm gonna keep it.
1313
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:55,844
And Dad will kill me,
but I'm gonna keep it.
1314
01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,781
Good luck with your girl.
1315
01:36:59,915 --> 01:37:01,349
Get a move on, Hazel.
1316
01:37:01,483 --> 01:37:02,684
Yeah, I'm coming.
1317
01:37:15,830 --> 01:37:16,999
Go.
1318
01:37:20,969 --> 01:37:22,804
I don't care
for how short a time,
1319
01:37:24,339 --> 01:37:26,708
if she don't marry you,
she's crazy.
1320
01:38:08,150 --> 01:38:09,460
Leave me alone,
I'll be all right.
1321
01:38:13,888 --> 01:38:15,390
How long has this
been coming on?
1322
01:38:18,526 --> 01:38:20,595
Don't put me
in some cheapo room.
1323
01:38:22,197 --> 01:38:23,598
Oh, Christ.
1324
01:38:59,501 --> 01:39:01,203
He should be moved to hospital.
1325
01:39:05,073 --> 01:39:06,141
Will they save him?
1326
01:39:16,151 --> 01:39:18,753
Then he stays here.
1327
01:39:18,886 --> 01:39:21,990
I want the best medical
attention and I'd like you
to stay on call.
1328
01:39:22,124 --> 01:39:27,695
Taking care of him
will be tiring and unpleasant.
1329
01:39:27,829 --> 01:39:29,664
- Who would do this?
- I will.
1330
01:39:32,267 --> 01:39:33,901
You have the same condition.
1331
01:39:39,107 --> 01:39:40,942
Not so bad, I think.
1332
01:39:55,090 --> 01:39:56,491
It's time for your water.
1333
01:39:57,659 --> 01:39:59,461
Keep coming, come on.
Up you go.
1334
01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:02,197
There you go.
1335
01:41:47,935 --> 01:41:49,571
Come on, take it easy.
1336
01:41:49,937 --> 01:41:51,139
Lie back.
1337
01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:52,307
Come on.
1338
01:44:22,490 --> 01:44:24,058
Good morning.
1339
01:44:26,961 --> 01:44:28,195
How do you do?
1340
01:44:31,499 --> 01:44:33,301
Welcome.
1341
01:44:58,393 --> 01:45:00,662
- Shall we move this
out of the way?
- Leave it.
1342
01:45:01,329 --> 01:45:03,297
That's the best man.
1343
01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:42,036
How are you, son?
1344
01:45:42,169 --> 01:45:43,438
Hello, Dad.
1345
01:45:46,774 --> 01:45:47,975
Mother.
1346
01:47:04,452 --> 01:47:05,953
Dearly beloved,
1347
01:47:06,087 --> 01:47:08,990
we are gathered here today
in the sight of God,
1348
01:47:09,123 --> 01:47:11,659
in the face of this congregation
1349
01:47:11,793 --> 01:47:14,195
to join together
this man and woman...
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