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Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

What's your name?

My name is Maeno Rina.

Miss Rina.

What can I help you with today?

Um.

Why does the blue sea turn white when you scoop it up with your hands?

That is...

That's a little tricky to explain.

Because of light from the sun.

Hey! Don't turn the channel, Makoto.

Are you listening?

Listen very carefully. This is the highlight of my day.

Sorry, sorry.

Damn it, I didn’t hear Teacher Shoshinsha's answer.

-Why do you care so much？ -Ah! This sucks!

What's the issue?

-You wanted to know why blue water becomes transparent? -Ah, right.

That's the reason.

Blue is a distant colour?

What's the meaning?

It's a poem.

A poem?

-You know what I'm talking about？ -What？

By who?

Hey, answer me!

Ok let's go.

You got any wet wipes?

Aren't they there?

No.

Nope.

You're so messy. I told you to get a handkerchief!

Thanks.

Chill out!

It's just gonna be a bunch of nobodies!

Let's take care of it fast.

Ah, so hot.

Hot!

Mr. Akagi said he'd treat us with barbecue after we finished.

-Barbecue? -Yep.

Really Hell yeah, that rules.

Nansan Basketball Club gathers

What we have is...

What is it?

Have you forotten the slogan of Nansan Middle School Basketball Club?

Wow, I've forgotten about that!

-Really Ace? -What was the slogan?

We were unstoppable then.

-Do you remember? -Hold on, hold on.

What we have is...

Courage.

We are...

-Strong men -Hey!

Could you please take this seriously?

Be quiet.

Where is everyone?

Ding dong, Ding dong.

Ah, here it is.

Eh?

Just a second.

Uh, didn't you say they were nobodies?

Yeah.

Was the contact wrong? Sometimes that happens?

That can't be it, can it?

Hey the fuck you guys doing?

Hey, why is this different than in the email?

-Hey. -What did you say?

Hey!

Why the fuck you here?

I don't get mahjong. Is mahjong fun?

What?

Mahjong?

Uh...

I stopped watching Gambling Apocalypse at the Mahjong chapter.

So what?

You should fuck off.

We doing this?

We're gonna fight?

Fight!

-Fuck em up! -Yeah!

Take this bastard!

Go to hell!

Hey!

You bastards!

Oh!

My gun jammed!

Ah it burns!

Get out!

His feet!

Hold his feet!

I can't shoot!

Oh that scared me.

-Shit -You good？

Is he dead?

Yeah, he's dead.

That was close.

Ah it hurts!

It really hurts, that bald fucker.

I want a bandaid.

Can I get a bandaid?

I got something.

Nice give me some!

Oh that's good!

You deserve a treat.

Victory dinner!

Barbecue

Barbecue Barbecue!

-Eating barbecue everyday! -That's the life!

What to say...

We got the wrong information from the contact.

They put the blame on us.

anyway…

Well done, Mr. Akagi.

We risk our lives for this job. But corpse disposal...

management, negotiation and other intermediary work are all left to you.

But something like "there's no reward for killing the wrong person" happened.

Yeah.

I thought I could get that high end "Xu Xuyuan" Pork.

I'm very sorry.

I'll give you my share.

Agh!

Excuse me.

We spilled some tea.

Are you alright?

Are you hurt?

It's fine.

Please enjoy

Thanks.

What were you saying?

Well

I'm really sorry about this Yuri, Makoto.

It's really hard for us to appeal cases like these.

Joining an Assassins association is another thing.

In other words we...

Are treated as wage slaves.

Why not work part time?

We all do the same job right? Killing?

Yeah, what's the difference?

I agree.

Even though I agree.

But this is how reality is.

I didn't used to be like this.

What kind of life is this?

It's awful.

You've always taken care of us, that's all I wanted to say.

It turns out you were tricked right?

Mr. Akagi.

We want to go to the next level.

I don't just wanna be a delivery boy my whole life.

What I'm going to say, they're just rumors.

I heard there are more and more wage slaves like you.

But there are very few full time assassins.

Yeah, so?

There seems to be a full time assassin in Taito Ward.

The quality is different from that of the wage slaves.

Well, then what?

If you kill them, the position will be open.

You've been doing this for so long.

If you can join the organization you can move up.

But the people in the association can not find out.

You must assassinate the assassin. To go full time.

Wow, that's way too risky, right?

I've never gone against an assassin, it's definitely dangerous.

Right, brother?

-Fuck em up. -I knew you'd say that.

Fuck em up, Fuck em up.

Knock em down

Well then... Mr. Akagi.

You risk your life to fight for us, and we will risk our lives to accompany you.

Fight for victory.

Hell yeah.

I see.

I also have this plan.

You have to work hard, and seize the opportunity.

Very good.

Oh, I have pictures of them.

What kind of guys are they?

Uh...

C'mon! Show us.

It's these two.

Girls?

Chisato Sugimoto

Mahiro Fukugawa

Chisato Sugimoto

Mahiro Fukagawa

My blood is boiling.

【Baby Assassins: 2 Babies】

This...

What is this?

(Bill of 3,890,800 yen)

Ten hundred thousand...

3.89 Million...

What!?

Miss Fukugawa

Fukugawa.

Mahiro?

Huh?

What's wrong?

It seems,

Gym.

Gym?

Didn't we join a gym in high school?

Gym

Did we?

Yeah in Ueno, we only went once.

Ahhhhh

Gym in Okachimachi

People from the association also go there.

But after working out

We slipped into Dessert Heaven and got fat.

That's right.

Yes, yes.

Work out for free.

Ah Dessert Heaven, I haven't been there in a while

-Right? -Want to go again?

-Yeah I really want to go. -Yeah.

The pasta there is so good.

Surprising the pasta is the best thing.

-Raw spaghetti -Yeah.

-It tastes like pappardelle -That's right

And ice cream for free.

-Häagen-Dazs for free. -Häagen-Dazs.

Excellent

So, so.

That was five years ago right?

Are you talking about the pasta?

Gym.

I am talking about the Gym.

Yes, sorry.

It seems we signed a contract.

But pasta every month.

But there are dues every month.

Now they've sent a reminder.

For us two combined it's...

3.89 Million.

What? What? What?

3.89 Million...?

That's too expensive.

Plus late payment fees and other penalties.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Eh... Mr. Susano.

Did you read the email?

Is there something like a trial period?

-I'm asking you to fight for one. -It's annoying.

Not possible

Huh?

Gyms don't have a trial period.

And it sent over 20 reminder letters.

You ignored them so it's on you.

But we only went once.

It turns out.

You expect us to pay membership dues for four years?

So

They sent bills every month

It's your fault you threw them away.

Misato, call the customer complaint line

I'll do it

Don't do that.

And

Our association has Happy Assassin Insurance.

The two of you should join

What is Happy Assassin Insurance

If the insured person is over 18, it'll change automatically

From normal insurance.

To Happy Assassin Insurance

The change over procedure hasn't finished.

You still have 2 years of insurance premiums outstanding.

What is he talking about?

Very scary.

All in insurance and gym fees.

Please pay it off by 3pm this friday.

Ah, so annoying.

My savings get smaller everyday.

I recently spent 500,000 on driving lessons.

That's because you failed so many times.

Yeah yeah.

Your savings are all going negative.

Friday by 3pm.

Please go to the bank and pay over the counter.

I know.

Go directly to the bank window.

You have to go to the assigned bank to pay.

Yeah I know.

You only have to tell me once.

We'll pay it properly.

Ah, so hot.

So sore.

I need to catch my breath.

Can't we just walk instead?

Isn't this a awesome way to run?

Sorry.

Very good.

Excuse me.

Looks like they still haven't caught those serial bank robbers.

No good.

It's done.

It looks delicious.

So sleepy.

So so sleepy.

Yeah, delicious.

Gross.

I knew it'd be like this.

I knew it.

What?

Tasty.

Yeah.

People...

Come basically in two types.

Which are?

People who show others their tongues,

And those who don't show anyone their tongues.

I am totally someone who shows my tongue.

Tongue.

The kind who shows off to others.

Uh...

Eh...

When the supermarket has rice balls on sale for 100 Yen?

Um...

At this time,

That kind of person would definitely get a sausage rice ball.

A silly looking ball filled with mayonnaise.

Are you making fun of me?

Nope.

But it is true.

When supermarket rice balls were on sale.

I saw someone buying salt rice balls.

It really freaked me out when I saw it.

Do they not care about special offers?

Cause salt rice balls are always 100 Yen.

It's hard to come across a sale.

But they wasted the discount.

It's true, I feel numb to life.

People who are indifferent to anything,

Ah.

This kind of person is truly calm at heart.

Is a real rich man.

That kind of person has to be mentally ill, right?

You call someone crazy, just cause of a rice ball?

The insurance premium is due today, did you pay it?

Huh? Weren't you gonna do that?

Eh?

Eh?

-Ehhh!? -Ehhh!?

Only 30 minutes left?

It sucks I have to eat so fast.

I'm still in the mood to eat now.

Can you please stop hitting me on the head?

Sorry.

But the ice is melting.

Faster faster.

What's up...?

What's up?

The next door neighbour is coming back.

So?

We'd meet our neighbours like this.

It doesn't matter.

No, no, no, no.

That would be so embarassing.

We met yesterday too. It'd be weird to meet two days in a row.

He'll think I planned it.

He might think I'm a stalker.

No one would think that?

Hush, quiet!

He heard.

So difficult.

Neighbours, go away.

The neighbours gone now, yeah?

I think it's time to go.

Just to be safe, better use a smoke grenade.

That's enough. Let's go.

Shit.

Wait, what are you doing?

-Ah! -Quick! Fan!

It's your fault for pulling the pin.

Hungry.

Faster

C'mon c'mon.

Hurry up.

I think I forgot to lock the door.

Really.

Quick!

We made it!

Crab speed.

No. 45

We want to pay.

You want to pay right?

These.

I see.

Good job, you caught up.

This isn't difficult at all.

I can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Hello.

This is a robbery!

Hands up!

No way.

Put the money in here!

Now!

Why did you choose this time?

We're in a hurry.

Hurry up and grab it.

Faster.

How long are you gonna delay?

Sorry.

I can't remember the password.

Uh.

Ex-girlfriend's...

Is it my ex-girlfriend's birthday?

Hey, cheer me up.

Sorry.

Come one grandpa.

Come on.

Calm down.

Huh?

If you're later than 3pm there will be a 30% late fee.

Is that true?

It's obviously an underground bank.

The rip off went too far.

How much is the monthly payment of 4 million for 4 years? I get angrier the more i think about it.

I feel that way every time they tell me,

"Of course because you're a killer you have to pay more."

This is obviously some excuse.

They often say this is a "killer" price.

I get angry when I hear it.

The fire burns strong.

Hey!

You guys are talking too much.

Bitch.

Bitch

Big bitch.

Hey.

You looking to die?

-What? -No, no,no.

We support you.

Please hurry up and finish.

The fuck you talking about?

Don't shoot suddenly, moron.

It's cause this guy's too damn slow.

quit screwing around and help me.

I am not screwing around!

I'll monitor you and you carry it.

Lets agree on splitting the work like this.

Don't break formation.

What formation. It's just two people.

By the way, you just bought heated cigarettes, yeah?

What are you on about?

Hey.

If you wanna rob, you gotta be smarter, right?

Of course.

No killing outside of work.

Insurance won't pay out for that.

The association won't support you either.

No harm, no gain.

Not without benefit, this can help others.

Yeah.

There is a reason for this provision.

For example

It's impossible to take the case secretly without going through the association.

Taking the case secretly?

Doesn't every killer operate in secret?

That's right

In short,

Like that previous maid cafe incident that turned into a protest,

And never take action to kill people.

The worst case scenario is you get suspended.

I know.

Are you okay?

I thought there were no mosquitoes any more.

Very good.

Can I tell you what I'm thinking?

Let me guess.

Um.

Are you thinking about how to take em out?

Bingo.

You really get me.

We've been together for years.

I'll be suspended next time.

Let's talk about it then.

Power.

Good.

Do your job.

Eh?

Everyone,

facing that way

close your eyes.

Got it?

Yes.

You can't kill them.

Each other.

What are you doing?

That enough!

If we catch these two we can sell them for money.

Right?

Just do it.

Finish in one minute.

OK

What is it? Dammit.

Hey, they're not ordinary people.

Who are they?

Hello?

Dammit! Where did you go?

Hey, where are you going!?

Formation B, right?

-That's it. -OK

Damn little hairy head.

I know where you're hiding.

I'll kill everyone here, I won't show mercy!

Horrible.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Ah, they counter sister.

I want to pay.

We have to pay by 3pm.

Police... Call the police...

Of course we'll call the police but we're in a hurry.

Can I bother you?

Call the please, please don't kill me.

Listen,

We'll be in trouble if we don't transfer the money quickly.

Mahiro please calm down.

You have to be calm or you'll scare everyone.

Let me demonstrate it to you once more.

Excuse me,

I know you're scared, but we're in a hurry,

Can I trouble you?

Is this more terrifying?

Ah really.

That

I want to send money. Please handle it as soon as possible. Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Answer quick.

Call the police quickly.

Accept your fate, robber!

Robber? I'm not a robber!

We're not!

That's enough, hurry up.

We are not.

Suspension.

Keep in touch during suspension.

Please read the seven assassin rules in the handbook during your suspension.

There are exceptions written above.

Exceptions?

Being directly named and entrusted by someone from the association, etc.

First of all it's impossible.

Are you so heartless? Mr. Susano?

We haven't paid our insurance premiums and we're still in debt.

Yes, we are obviously killing people for the sake of the association.

Too much.

It would be great if Mr. Tasaka could secretly help with this matter.

He's quite slow in this regard.

I'm Tasaka. Got something to say?

-Thank you for your hard work. Good morning. -Good morning.

I'm in the palace. Hello you two.

-Hello. -You should

Are you not interested in our processing work?

Our relationship with the police is already very delicate.

It’s a yellow light when reporting, and a red light when the police arrive.

Your explanation is too long. No wonder you are disliked.

Can you shut up first?

You're saying I'm hated?

Anyways please let these two work temporarily to survive.

No salary will be paid of the end of this month.

Can't waste it.

What? Tomorrow.

I was gonna go to Asakusa Miku to eat sukiyaki like crazy.

I'm going to participate in the competition of Sanqiao Dessert Shop tomorrow.

What about Tanesen's plan to eat while walking

You just want to eat.

There seems to be a shaved ice shop with a long queue in Yanaka Ginza.

That's called the Secret Hall, right?

My ex-girlfriend and I have been there.

Have you been there?

What do you think?

What should I say?

Both gentle and cute.

She likes spicy food, so we often go to Mikawa Island...

I'm not asking about your ex-girlfriend.

Huh?

Tasaka please turn off mute temporarily.

Right.

Let's go on strike.

Yeah, let's strike.

Strike.

- Let's organize it. - Please read the "Three Articles of the Killer's Agreement"

The second item inside reads "No strikes"

How about we start our own business?

Yeah, set up Assassin Ventures.

Be independent.

-Leave this place where your hands and feet are tied. -Be independent.

To comply with labor regulations...

Stop talking about labor laws, okay? Giving me a headache.

Just like the lame rules of school.

if you post this on twitter, there'll be trouble.

Indeed.

-That's great! -Yeah

Please stop.

Non-stop killing,

And still broke.

All I can see is my empty hands.

Terrible.

(Kogane Canteen)

Every time I come to a Teishoku restaurant, I think about it.

Set meals are priced at 700, 800, 900, and 1,000 yen.

What?

Chicken cutlet meal for 680 Yen.

Pork and ginger set for 780 Yen.

Teriyaki sea bream & fried horse mackerel set for 880 Yen.

And a 1,000 Yen yakiniku meal.

Like a capitalistic pyramid.

I hope soon we can have the BBQ set with our own money.

You can't take your eyes off her.

Huh?

Did she notice?

Did she notice?

I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, but you're clearly staring at her.

Because she stands out in a place like this.

Is she a migrant worker?

She must have a good personality.

Go and talk to her.

-Huh? -Do it.

No. no, no, no.

That'd be weird.

She'd be creeped out.

-You're so damn loud. -Sorry.

Well you're into her, right?

Yeah but I don't know how to just strike up a conversation.

Ah!

Let's just say I saw the store on Facebook,

Then change the topic to her.

That'd be very creepy.

Huh?

Eh? Eh?

More tea?

Ahhh.

The cup is here.

Thank you.

Thank you Miss Sakura.

Huh?

Ah, I saw it,

This store's Facebook.

Then I saw your information.

Ah thank you.

I'm not spying on you.

Thank you.

Perfect.

-She has a crush on me. -She's scared, right?

Eh?

Eh?

Welcome.

-It's so hot. -Hello, Mr. Akagi.

What happened?

-So thirsty. -She poured that tea for me.

Those two people,

Took out those bank robbers and are currently suspended.

-Huh? -Really?

Hurry up.

Let's go.

This is a robbery!

No way.

Wow.

Cool.

Thanks for the hospitality.

Thanks for the hospitality.

You're too shy.

I'm not shy.

What? Is Makoto obsessed with that clerk?

Hooked?

-Obsessed. -Obsessed.

What? Shut up.

You need to quit smoking first.

Impossible, what is this?

This is what she gave me when we checked out.

Huh? Was it specifically for me?

Makoto, what should I say?

Yes, for you.

-Really? Awesome. -Congratulations.

I received a gift from Miss Sakura.

What should I do if I don’t like sweets? I can’t throw it out?

I will cherish it.

I must get her something, in return.

If you become an assassin, date her.

Ah.

The sooner you become an assassin, the better.

Okay let's fight right away.

Oh.

It's good to be young.

When I was a student,

I went skiing with girls.

I don't ski, so I can't relate.

What was the era?

Why is it so hot?

No way.

The wages here are high and you don't have to talk to customers.

I'm cooperating with you.

Mr. Rengoku's enemy.

Oops, what's going on?

What? What?

Kid.

Kid, I didn't do anything to Mr. Rengoku.

Don't kick me, okay?

Crossing the limits!

Wah!

Crossing the limit...?

Ah, it gets messy,

Again.

If you don't stop now, I'll kick you to death.

I'm going to complain to your mother.

-Is the grand prize really in there? -It's in there.

-I don't believe it. -Please don't do this.

Okay, this is for you.

Just this? Too bad.

Okay, okay.

Hey what are you doing!?

Hey! Hey!

Ah, don't fight.

I just want another prize!

This shitty panda!

Hey!

Please next person.

Welcome to the shiny Tachibana Shopping Street!

Hello everyone!

Hello everyone!

Do you want to challenge the lottery?

5、6、7、8

Draw lots, draw lots, draw lots, draw lots.

Win the jackpot! Everyone gets a prize!

Draw lots, draw lots, draw lots, draw lots.

Hey.

Take a break.

-Okay. -Thank you.

-Take this -I'm thirsty.

This tastes really good.

Sore to the core.

Did you make this yourself? It's so good.

Are you students?

We are, working people.

You have a lot to do.

Yes, life has just began.

So you've seen that one?

"I Fell in Love Like a Flower Bouquet" by Yuji Sakamoto.

Ah, that movie was pretty talked about.

We don't watch romance films very often.

Yeah.

Gee, that movie was great.

If you haven't seen it, you're missing out.

Grandpa's words sound like a hopeless college student.

I finally bought "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild".

Sugata Masaki said, "Playing Puzzle and Dragon is the most exciting thing."

That scene was awesome.

What kind of movie is that?

And that one where,

Kasumi Arimura and Masaki Sugata,

They are all wearing Converse’s classic shoes with an open smile.

Right.

I was so moved,

I bought the same shoes.

Ah amazing.

Amazing.

Just open your mouth and smile.

and

and he's in "Drowning Love"

Isn't he so handsome?

Crazy handsome?

Also, this is what he wore during the Red and White Singing Contest.

So handsome.

Maison Margiela sweater.

Maison Margiela?

Really so handsome.

At first glance, he is so handsome that he is so handsome.

It turned out to be Maison Margiela.

Of course he's so handsome.

-Sugata, he's... -so handsome.

-Sugata... -So handsome.

Sugata...

3、4…

So tired.

So hard working but so little money.

Can't these pieces be turned into 10,000-yen bills?

We'd make a hundred times this if we killed just one person.

Don't even think about it.

Cherish this 8,000 yen.

Live a wonderful little lucky life.

What is his name?

That lazy...

-Mr. Matsushita - Is it Mr. Matsumoto?

I always feel like he...

He have always said that Masaki Sugata is so handsome.

What a weirdo.

just like Maison Margiela.

So handsome.

Ah I surrender.

Tei wins again.

Five thousand yen turned into thirty thousand yen before you knew it.

No matter how old you are, the behavior of worshiping idols is the same.

See you next time.

Is there no next challenger?

Well?

The winner can take the whole pot.

That's it.

That's the way.

Better not...

Are you stupid? What are you thinking?

You can win the whole pot.

Only a fool would do that.

So was the uncle just now a fool?

No, think about it.

We work so hard but don't have a dime left.

We have so much debt at so young.

Speaking of which, our situation is as bad as it can get.

Now we can reverse the decline in one fell swoop.

We must make our stand here.

Otherwise we'll be slaves our whole lives.

No your eyes have changed.

As you like.

-Come on. -I can't

-It's okay. -Don't do this.

It'll be ready soon.

I absolutely won't do it.

Play a game.

Please accompany me.

This is not a place for children.

- You'd better give up. - You're not going to win.

I can tell just by looking at your eyes.

You,

are not a careless person.

Huh?

Are you for real?

What move is this?

I don't get it.

What is this strategy?

Will she win like this?

Mr. Tei's pressure failed.

Tell him to be careful.

Don't be fooled.

Great,

Where to go? No way.

Win or lose,

We'll find out.

She's not good at all.

she's here to cause trouble, right?

She's not suited for shogi.

Although she is very energetic.

Why is she here to play?

Forget it, let's go have a drink.

I won a lot today, it'll be my treat.

-Thank you. -Let's go.

Let's go.

Failure in gambling means,

Failure in life.

Embarassing.

Get up, get up.

I knew it would go this way.

Sorry.

I have become an empty husk with nothing.

What a fool.

You see,

I bought bean sprouts.

Bean sprouts?

Once we plant em they'll keep growing, like a permanent organ.

Good idea.

Thank you.

It's time to go home.

I have to work tomorrow.

Wait a moment.

I swear to never gamble again.

You have to keep that promise.

Um

Just watch "Love Like a Bouquet" when you go back.

Okay, come and see.

So handsome.

Maison Margiela.

Just watch it when you relax.

I can't watch this and relax.

I can't remember it even after watching it.

During my break I just want to play "Puzzle and Dragons".

However,

It's all for life.

No hard feelings.

We're together because we love each other.

Why?

You just want to make money.

Because I want to be with you all the time.

Even if you ask me to do something I don't want to do...

I won't do anything I don't want to do.

I want to live happily.

Then get married.

Get married.

I will work hard to get money.

You just stay at home.

No need to go to work or do housework.

Just do what you like everyday.

What are you...

Proposing?

Its seems falling in love is also difficult.

Um,

I always feel,

The relationship obviously didn't go well.

-But he said, "Then get married." -It's really scary.

"Let's get married"

"I will work hard to make money"

I don't understand why the hero said that.

I haven't grown up yet.

"Is this a proposal?"

"Are you proposing to me now?"

"It's not what I thought."

lines like this.

But I really hope they can watch the guinea pig cross talk show.

Yes.

That scene in the family restaurant at the end.

Great shot.

Is that a normal development?

By the way, Arimura Kame's innocence is so beautiful that it explodes.

Real Maison Margiela.

I always care.

You just said "Maison Margiela" without starting or ending.

When I say "insanely handsome", I will at least consider the context.

If you mess around like this, I can say whatever I want.

Cheap plastic wrap is like garbage.

That's why life just keeps getting worse.

Let's read the movie's review.

Just love Izakaya and it’s like garbage.

Really Maison Margiela.

I'm really angry.

Then get married.

I want orange.

Orange.

They're tangled.

I didn’t expect that the taste of sausages at different prices is so different.

Um.

Now that I think about it, I spent 1,300 on ramen because I was confused.

Indeed.

Are you gonna bet on shogi again.

Huh? What are you saying?

I asked if you are going to play shogi again.

Ah.

Do you suspect me of gambling?

The absurd accusation made me not understand it for a second.

Quit acting.

You left the house two hours early.

No, I just wanted to go makeup shopping.

When changing clothes,

I smelt alcohol and cigarettes.

You still have uncle's white hair on your shirt.

In your YouTube history,

There was "How to be better at Shogi"

I shouldn't share my account with you.

Are you a detective?

Listen,

It doesn't matter how much money you lose.

But I hate people who don't keep their word, you know?

No, no, no, it's not...

I didn't lose everything.

Uncle gave me a plush doll that you like.

For you.

I don't need this kind of thing.

I finally made friends with uncle.

I'm your friend too, right?

Got fired.

Worst case scenario.

Mr. Matsumoto is so strong.

Tasty.

Nothing good will happen if I get involved with a gambler like you.

I'm very sorry.

I look for another job.

The days when you can’t even afford McDonald’s.

Big Mac's cost like 390 yen, right?

Really?

I don't even know the current price.

I really don't know

Also,

That,

That's Big Mac

Burger and Cheeseburger stacked on top of eachother.

Do you remember the boy who said this?

Also said,

"Buy a double cheeseburger"

"It's better to buy two Cheeseburgers"

Do you remember a boy saying that?

How to love is personal freedom.

I know full well that I was just fooled by McDonald's.

I think the same thing when I eat McDonald's.

But even when he tells me the truth directly,

I still won't be happy.

I don't care if I'm being fooled.

What do you think?

Puzzle and Dragons doesn't excite me either.

Huh? Why?

Are you listening?

Ah,

There's a pachinko parlour. Do you want to go?

I don't wanna go.

You're not going, right?

What for?

You were just staring at shogi. If you want to go, you can go.

you misunderstood,

I only have eyes for you.

I won't be drawn to gamble in a crisis.

So I don't want to work with you.

By the way, you hit my head with your knee, and now it hurts.

Oh, it hurts? You deserved it.

By the way, your flying kick didn't hurt. You need more practice.

I don't feel any pain at all.

Didn't you just say it hurts?

I would have won without Mr. Matsumoto.

what? Are you blaming Mr. Matsumoto now?

-Hmm -What?

Do you know,

People who are dishonest are likely to become addicted to gambling.

Good.

After we kill them, I'll ask her out.

It’s best to ask her out to eat shabu-shabu at Aoyama.

I should get her a gift.

-Cartier? -To Cartier.

of perfume…

Perfume is not good, a person's taste can vary too much.

Really?

But I have to give her something in return.

Suddenly give her perfume...

It doesn't matter. I'll accompany you to pick it out.

I can rest assured then.

Speaking of, this seems to be a new gun.

Yes, Mr. Akagi got them for us.

Cool.

It's decided.

Nice.

Thanks for your hard work.

Thanks for your hard work.

The flash bomb is so cool.

Solved it all in one go.

Well I've finished it little guy.

Always so easy.

Just like the bank robbers before him.

I hope to meet a stronger opponent.

How did you discover them?

Um,

I smelt gun smoke.

They're wearing combat boots again.

I just told you to stop on purpose.

I saw them acting strangely.

Strikeouts are like "Teenage Killer Emergency"

How did you find out?

Um.

Intuition.

Really, awesome.

Anyway, ask Mr. Tasaka to clean it up?

Yeah.

Wait a moment.

Didn't it say not to kill people?

We don't know their identities.

but they attacked us with guns.

Even so.

It's stipulated that no one is too be killed during suspension.

But...

Miss Sugimoto Gambler

If you want to kill someone, I won't stop you.

Ah.

How long are you gonna be mad?

Are you two suspended from work now?

Suspended, right?

Yes.

The identities of those two persons are unknown.

It may not be covered by insurance claims.

No way.

They had guns.

Same as the last bank robbery,

It's all avoidable.

It would be easier to talk if you were shot,

If you get shot, you'll die.

Yes. Please take this.

and this.

You can do this

Do what?

This can be avoided.

So awesome.

avoid like this.

So cool.

What's so interesting about it?

This can be avoided.

Like this.

This report.

Don't forget to pay.

-So lazy -What?

Who are they?

Judging from the serial number of the gun, it belongs to our organization.

Ask the intermediary and you will know immediately.

Lady in the Palace, please write down the number.

I have written it down.

Ah trouble.

Ah, so busy.

Really busy.

I'm really busy.

You're really good. Write down the number immediately.

I feel tired just thinking about writing a report.

Yes.

So lazy.

And it also requires handwriting.

Yes, it need to be written by hand.

I'm busy.

It's the middle of the night again, and it's a Yakuza office again.

You have to dispose of the body so late. Are you kidding me?

What should I do in times like this...

A ball pen?

Oh ball pen

Yes ball pen.

And...

I also need to buy envelopes. There's a lot too do,

I always feel like I have such a backlog.

I know.

You understand.

One day I want to...

Ah, it's over, it's over.

It's over.

It's over.

I want to watch the “Relaxation Real Estate” video when I get home.

then have a drink.

The bathhouse is also good. There is a sauna there.

Just go to the bathhouse to heal your body and mind.

Going to a sauna will make you sleepy. If you are sleepy, you can’t drink.

So after drinking, I went to the sauna,

But that would destroy the body and mind and risk death.

Does he always talk to himself like that?

Yeah, basically.

Really hard work.

-disgusting -terrible

What do you two do after get off work?

Yeah, go shopping or something like that.

Or go to movies or concerts.

Right.

Where is the Lady in the Palace?

Any entertainment?

Recently I like to play Catan while smoking shisha.

Play Catan while smoking shisha?

There is indeed such a way to play.

Because I'm a hottie.

Got girl.

-hot girl. -super cute.

Not bad hot girl.

-hot girl -great great.

Mr. Tasaka.

Why don't you make a gesture too?

What?

Make the hot girl gesture.

What happened to the hot girl?

That's hot girl.

-What's that? -Don't you know?

-TikTok videos? -Don't you know?

It turns out he knew.

Please do the hot girl gesture,

-Do I have to do it? - please.

-Okay, I'll go home after I'm done. -Okay.

1, 2, 3 hot girls.

-It's wonderful. -It's amazing.

So awesome.

You are really good at hot girls and work.

Work is really my strength.

I hope to set an example and inspire you.

I hope you can also work hard to be professionals.

Please give me more advice. Lady in the palace, you can get off work now.

-Okay -Thank you for your hard work.

Wait a minute. They escaped.

Wow, wait a minute. No way.

What's up?

We finally defeated them.

What a tragedy. I was tricked.

Go to hell.

you can't shoot.

No, no, no, what are you doing?

Put the gun down right now.

We can't let them escape.

Ah, we screwed up.

You'll get scolded if you do that.

Then shoot them.

You just can't make a quick decision and you can't get ahead.

Get ahead?

In short,

Lady in the palace, you can get off work now.

I will try to find them.

No, I'll help you.

If you get killed, I'll be in a bad mood.

Bad mood?

Really.

I didn't want to use this gun.

Need help?

Chasing people is our strength.

Please.

-Huh? -what?

Did you hear anything?

I heard nothing.

Yes.

Please.

OK.

Borrowed,

The power of both of them.

I'll go look for them too.

Sorry.

No way.

Are you bullying me?

How could this happen?

The atmosphere was obviously very good, but it was all ruined.

never mind.

As a cleaning expert, I have to clean this mess up.

Make them weak with fear.

Make them weak with fear.

You will regret it.

Mr. Tasaka.

Are you okay?

so hot.

There are so many mosquitoes.

Mr. Tasaka?

Mr. Tasaka, are you okay?

Ah.

Lady in the palace.

Those two took my gun away.

I've been shot.

Call the ambulance team quickly.

Wait a moment

I must explain something before I die.

Explain what?

If I die,

Please use alcohol to clean the blood on the floor.

then in the van,

Cover with blue plastic sheeting.

Use that to wrap the body again.

Mr. Tasaka.

Right.

and…

this.

What is this?

The state of the corpse must be clearly written.

The handler will take the case.

I'll tell you my current situation.

you write it down.

Why are you doing this?

Lady in the palace.

Please switch identities.

Yes.

The name of the processing object is.

Tasaka Mamoru

abdomen.

There is a gunshot wound.

cause heavy bleeding.

Tasaka Mamoru.

abdomen.

There was a gunshot wound…

Huh?

Mr. Tasaka, you were shot.

Are you okay?

Um.

I was hit by those two people.

Which direction did they flee to?

Over there?

When were you shot?

4 minutes ago.

There may be blood on the road.

Let's find it quickly now.

He asked you to.

Yes.

They work really hard.

Ah.

My head!

My head really hurts!

Because I was stepped on and kicked again.

Is it true？You failed.

Ah,

You also revealed the serial number of the gun.

Terrible.

Listen,

Let's meet in Tokyo first... Hello?

Hello?

Why does Wi-Fi disconnect at this time?

Are you kidding me?

Huh?

What?

What's up?

Hey wait a minute.

Wait for me.

Mr. Susano, you are here.

I thought I was dead this time.

I was shocked.

I heard you were shot. I thought you were really going to die.

What a close call.

This man also wrote his own autopsy report.

This kind of person has a bad personality, right?

I really thought I was going to die.

Before I was shot, I exerted force on my abdomen.

Only then did the bullet slip through and avoid death.

What is it, Tasaka?

You are in good condition.

Please don't do this...it hurts.

By the way, have you caught the two people who shot me?

Not caught yet, but the broker was caught.

Really? Who are they?

They are the workers who contracted our cases.

Wow it's pudding.

Ah pudding.

The agency's reputation is very tight and it wastes a lot of time.

We just had a meeting and decided to eliminate those two killers.

Anyway, "Mr. Purge" will handle this case.

"Mr. Purge" will not appear.

For "Mr Purge" to appear something big has to happen.

Isn't it a big deal that I was shot?

I heard they mistakenly believed "killed a regular killer".

The rumor that "working people can join organizations and rise up".

Why would you believe this rumor?

-Do you want a picture together? -No

Really?

Are Chisato and Mahiro chasing those two people?

No. They are on suspension.

They were found in the morning and are now sleeping.

Uh.

It doesn't matter who kills them.

The most important thing is to clean it up.

The pudding is so delicious.

It's delicious, right?

-Yummy. -Really?

Eat quickly.

Where did you buy this?

-Station. -Station.

So there is delicious food at the station.

-I'm starting. -Eat quickly.

Please do.

-Wait a minute. -What's wrong?

Huh?

-Delicious. -What?

Why are you asking us to wait?

-Wait a minute. -What happened?

-It's delicious. -So why do you have to wait?

What does "wait a minute" mean?

what do you mean.

Why do hot girls make us wait?

Wait a moment.

what?

-Delicious, right? -Um

You haven't made an appointment with that clerk yet, have you?

Yes.

I also have some serious business that I haven’t finished yet.

I want to help you take revenge.

First time ordering this set meal.

Uh.

If we win, we can eat it every day.

Every day...

every day.

By the way...

appointment

It's time for me to ask for a date.

Too bad.

When I get nervous, my throat becomes unable to make a sound.

If you want to date her, you need to be smarter.

-Be neat and tidy -Be neat and tidy

Great 680 yen.

This is the cheapest paradise in Tokyo.

Excuse me.

So hot.

tea please.

We're going to order the chicken steak set meal for two.

Where's the meal?

Two small bowls.

OK.

well,

I searched all night and my back ached.

This is all for Tasaka.

The tea at the restaurant is the best.

Compared to all drinks?

In the summer,

The point is that in a store that is not very cool.

Uh,

looks so delicious.

Don't keep staring at neighbours.

Because it looks delicious.

Sprinkled a bunch of seven-flavor powder.

It does look delicious.

It really costs 1,000 yen.

So expensive.

You know the teishoku restaurant.

Are there 700, 800, 900, 1000 levels?

Do you mean ordering based on the situation at hand?

Yeah, that's right.

Uh.

Indeed not long ago.

I don’t feel comfortable spending 1,000 yen at a supermarket.

Ah, stop talking...

No.

very happy now.

This is the current situation...

Excuse me.

That was…

Very tasty.

ah.

Thank you.

I just want to thank you for your craftsmanship.

This is what my mother made.

That's it.

I will convey it.

Please.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ah, it's a little hot.

Oh it's that children's science show.

What is that?

Huh?

Sorry for the wait.

looks delicious.

Wow looks so delicious.

Wow.

Very good.

Comes with pickles.

This is only 680 yen...so happy.

marvelous.

-Please eat it slowly -Thank you very much.

I started.

I'll kill you if you dare to move.

You don't want to cause a commotion, do you?

What is your purpose? Have a grudge against us?

Cat got your tongue?

I really want to eat freshly fried chicken steak.

I want to checkout.

Go quickly.

I was scared to death. I thought I was going to die.

I was scared to death. I thought you were dead.

What what?

-What are you doing? -I'm sorry.

If you want to play cops and robbers, go outside!

Can you move? Are you okay?

Yeah, it's okay.

Really? Is it okay?

Yeah I'm strong.

Hurt my partner and I want you to see the coffin.

Wow, I’m angry. I’m angry.

Thanks for the treat. Sorry for the mess.

I want to check out. No need for change.

Sorry, I'd better get change.

That's enough. Let's go.

I'll come back to eat later,

Let's split up here.

I will call those two out to end it.

what?

See you later.

What nonsense are you talking about, brother?

You can't win alone.

We'll work together to knock them down.

-Makoto -Fuck em up,

I have,

No matter the association, no matter the killer regulations,

Regardless of my future life, it doesn't matter.

At least,

At least knock those two people down.

Let's fight together and defeat them together.

Yes.

we absolutely have to win.

Yes.

My blood is boiling.

Ah.

Should we contact Mr. Susano first?

No, just report it afterwards,

No? No.

So really delicious Japanese food.

It's very layered.

-You absolutely don't understand what that feels like. -What does that mean?

Like,

Same as perfume.

-perfume? -perfume.

You compare Japanese food to perfume?

Yes, for the convenience of your understanding.

Because both of them are from Kyoto...

Hello.

You have worked hard,

What's the matter?

Well, that,

We found the two killers.

Can they be taken out?

what?

The norm during suspension is...

I don't care about norms. What I want to express is passion.

Hot-blooded? What is that?

Even during suspension,

It makes no sense for an assassin not to kill the enemy in front of him.

Yes, what we assassins know best is killing people.

Even if you say so...

Mr. Susano, what happened?

Chisato Kazuma found the two killers.

She also said she would kill them.

But they are on suspension.

I don't know what to do either.

Then let me entrust it, right?

-Huh? -what?

I named them to kill those two people.

This qualifies for the exception.

A killer cannot kill because of personal grudges.

I can just entrust them with killing people.

What you said is reasonable, but why do you do this?

You have to pay for this out of your own pocket.

No.

My senior was shot. I was so angry.

I'm so angry.

The answer is so simple.

Aren't you angry when you were shot?

I'm so angry. I'm so angry.

That's what you can't do.

Slavery goes deep into the bone marrow.

servility…

I understand. I'll pay for that.

No, no need.

Because even if you get shot, it doesn't matter.

I'm not indifferent.

See everyone is so worried about me.

I act cheerful on purpose.

Let others decide whether you are cheerful or not.

What are you talking about? I'm in a hurry now.

Um.

Basically

Go ahead.

Ah, you agreed?

Yes.

Please play your part.

We will do something wonderful.

Very good.

-Hi, it's Tasaka. -I'm so happy.

You have worked hard.

Thanks for your hard work.

That...

-Gotta get it clean. -Yeah, we'll get it clean.

You can do whatever you want.

-Huh? -You can play as much as you want.

Can you play to your heart's content?

You can chop them into pieces, or you can chop them into pieces.

Chop it into pieces?

You can also chop it into puree and make it sticky and rotten.

Chop it into pieces?

Sticky and rotten...

No matter how dirty the place is,

Both I and she will clean it up, right?

Yes, leave it to me.

Please kill the bastard who shot me in the stomach.

Roger.

Do you want it?

Thanks.

Really strong.

Professional assassins are awesome.

Yes.

However,

We didn't lose either.

Of course, idiot, we will win.

it hurts.

easy victory.

easy victory.

-Easy victory -Easy victory

both of them,

Joining our organization should make you a good assassin.

Uh...

They can fight very well.

Is it okay for you to bleed so much?

I only eat chicken recently.

Insufficient hematopoiesis.

There's going to be an iron party after this time.

Make some pork liver and leeks.

Okay.

I promise you.

You want to make a promise with me?

Eh...

I promise you.

hold my hand.

Those two women,

It would be good if they joined our gang.

Maybe.

But fighting with them is the best.

Totally.

Good.

We will win, we will win.

will win.

oh.

Nansan basketball club gathers.

What we have is…

Courage.

We are…

strong.

Facing them...

We won't lose.

Ahead is…

victory.

This slogan is so stupid.

I'm sorry I broke a lot of promises.

Why are you bringing it up now?

It's okay.

you will definitely win,

I hate you dying.

Why have you become so weak?

Bet on me.

Chisato Sugimoto.

You go.

I want to win, Mahiro.

I will handle it.

I am leaving.

Um.

Yeah

you absolutely have to win.

I won.

I won.

Victory.

Makoto.

Ah, it hurts so much.

Good morning.

Good morning.

It's over.

I'm exhausted.

Big brother…

oh.

ah.

oops.

I was defeated.

You will win next time.

But we are the strongest.

Yes

Thanks for your hard work.

Thanks for your hard work

Huh?

Are you still alive?

Of course.

Have fun playing.

next time.

I will definitely shoot you in the head.

Try it, idiot.

Don't call us idiots, idiots.

Because of you.

We didn't get the chicken steak.

because of you.

Makoto,

I didn’t confess to the clerk.

That's enough. Don't mention that.

Ah...it hurts so much.

Confession cannot go smoothly.

Why do you say that?

Dare you say it.

What a joke.

That T-shirt of yours is quite cute.

Very cute, right?

This cat's name is Miyo. Isn't it cute?

Please be merciful to his complaints.

I give it cat snacks every day.

Could it be that you have cat snacks on you?

Yes, I do.

The tuna flavor is the best.

what? Chicken breast flavor?

Have you ever eaten it?

-It's delicious. -Yes, it's delicious.

spare me.

-So disgusting -I recommend the chicken breast flavor.

Give you tuna taste.

I also give my brother a taste of tuna.

Tuna?

Don't want to eat?

Do you really want to eat this?

Eat, eat.

Want to toast?

Good idea.

The last supper turned out to be cat snacks,

Just cat snacks.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Is this really edible?

Edible, although the taste is a bit bland.

It sure is tuna.

So disgusting.

You try it.

Really edible.

Edible.

Yes!

It's over.

Next time,

I want to live in Hokkaido.

I don't like hot weather anymore.

Not bad.

By the way, I haven’t seen a snow scene yet.

You two have a good life

No…

Counting Akagi, there are three people.

Really been waiting.

It hurts.

looks so delicious.

what?

Dumplings.

you see...

Wow.

So beautiful.

what?

So beautiful.

What are you doing? Don't steal my "so beautiful"

That's mine.

What are you gonna do about it?

Then I'll steal your "Maison Margiela"

How's that sound? Don't like it do ya?

However,

You can have a handmade dumpling party.

It seems like this has been done before, right?

Um.

I did it once in Junior High.

Well,

You're not suited for dextruous work?

I can totally do it.

That one seems cheap.

I want a little,

Let's look it up.

Where is my cell phone? Please help me find it.

Cellphone?

Huh?

Here it is.

Thank you.

It hurts.

Dumplings?

What kind should we get?

Yes.

Ming Tai...

1715 Mentaiko cheese...

1716 Sauerkraut

1717 That would definitely be delicious.

1718 Tuna Mayonnaise Dumplings.

Do you want to include tuna or something?

1720 This will be delicious.

Do you want to wrap the cat snacks in it?

1722 Why?

1723 Tuna flavor.

Uh...

Ah

you see.

1727 This is absolutely delicious.

1728 Wow looks so delicious.

1729 - Great. - Is this too burnt?

1730 Burnt can be tasty.

Dumplings are also good.

You can eat it after blanching it.

1733 What is this?

1734 By the way, that skin.

Don't do this or this.

Don’t want wrinkled dumplings.

I want to make something like this,

Dumplings flattened around.

Just like this and this.

I don't like those kind of dumplings.

1741 I want the kind that make your heart race.

Haven't you eaten it?

1743 Just as you told me.

Just like the king of Osaka and the king of dumplings.

1745 Finally it will be squeezed like this.

1746 - Just as you told me - Yeah

1747 Good.

This? Are you talking about this?