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Yeah. 14 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:00,300 Yeah, every letter it's the same thing. He says, 15 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,020 "I love to come to the United States of America, USA." 16 00:01:04,090 --> 00:01:05,730 Oh, USA. 17 00:01:05,790 --> 00:01:07,000 You got time to hang around and meet him? 18 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:09,030 Yeah, I'd like to. Good. Good. 19 00:01:11,670 --> 00:01:13,230 Yeah. Right on time. Yeah. 20 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,400 Sam, you know, it's nice of you 21 00:01:16,470 --> 00:01:18,440 to bring him all the way over here like this. 22 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:20,690 Well, it's good for me, too, Andy. You know the trouble 23 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:22,450 I've had getting somebody to help me. Hmm. 24 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,260 I don't know, farm life just doesn't seem 25 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,660 to appeal to too many people around here anymore. 26 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,530 Yeah. Too rugged, I guess. Yeah. 27 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,990 Well, it won't be too rugged for Mario. He's a hard worker. 28 00:01:30,020 --> 00:01:33,020 Good farmer, real nice fella. Yeah. That's good. 29 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,300 Well, I hope he likes it here. 30 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,290 Is he leaving any family back there? 31 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,630 Uh, yeah. As I recall he's a got a sister and a father. 32 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,000 I... I never met them, though. 33 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,910 They always stayed down in their farm. 34 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,710 I suppose he'll keep sending money back to them, 35 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:52,510 make sure they're all right. Yeah, yeah. 36 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,110 Take care of the folks back home. Yeah. 37 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:57,510 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 38 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,200 A little excited, huh? Yeah. 39 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:11,220 Well, I haven't seen him in over seven years. Yeah. 40 00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:15,330 Sam! Sam! Sam Jones! 41 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,900 Sam, I'm here! Sam! 42 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,330 There he is. 43 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,450 Hey! Hey! 44 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:25,670 It's good to see you, Mario. How was the trip? 45 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:26,920 Fine, fine. 46 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:29,110 (LAUGHING) How are you, buddy? 47 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,310 Sam! 48 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:35,620 Oh, gosh, you look great. You look great! 49 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,520 You don't look so bad yourself. 50 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,320 Oh, Sam, Sam dear. Sam dear. 51 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:42,300 (PANTING) Yeah, it's been a long time, Mario. 52 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,200 Long... Oh, boy, it's... 53 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,540 Oh, Mario, I'd like you to meet a good friend of mine, Andy Taylor. 54 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,230 Mr. Taylor, policeman. I love to be a friend with all policemen. 55 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,690 Glad to know you, Mario. 56 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,990 And I... I will stay out of trouble with you. 57 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:56,600 Oh, we'll get along fine. 58 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:58,840 We'll get along just fine. 59 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:01,370 Well, let's go. 60 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,030 I've got the truck right over... Oh, pardon me, miss. 61 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:08,420 Oh, Sam, I would like you to meet my beautiful sister, Sophia. 62 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,820 Your sister? Sam Jones! 63 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,350 Oh, I heard so much about you. 64 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:15,870 I feel I know you already. 65 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:18,880 Uh, Mario, in your letter you... you didn't mention... 66 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:22,350 Sophia, this is Sam's friend, uh, Andy Taylor. 67 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:24,610 He's a policeman. Andy Taylor! 68 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:27,050 Uh, Mario? Mario? 69 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,690 Already I know two people in America. 70 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,360 Mario, i-in your letter, there was no mention... 71 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,430 (MAN SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 72 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:37,330 You can't take it. You got to leave it here. 73 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,130 Papa. 74 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,500 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 75 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:42,610 Papa. 76 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:44,470 (BOTH SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 77 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:54,560 Sam, I would like to introduce you to my wonderful papa. 78 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,760 Your father? Yes, my father. 79 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,320 (STAMMERING) Mario, your family here, 80 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:03,320 they're just here for a visit, is that it? 81 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:04,670 A visit? 82 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:06,140 Well, let me explain. 83 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:07,240 Mario. 84 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,100 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) Mario! 85 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:14,780 You didn't write him you were bringing us? I think I did it. 86 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,470 Ah, you think you did, huh? 87 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,340 Well, I'm 60% sure. 88 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,470 You never wrote him! 89 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:24,310 I am sorry. My brother, he didn't write we were coming. 90 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,780 I forgot. 91 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,160 You see, in Italy the families, they stay always together, 92 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:30,910 so I bring them along. 93 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,920 Then you mean not just here for a visit? 94 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:37,470 No, they stay and they work for you like me. 95 00:04:37,890 --> 00:04:39,120 They do? 96 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:40,660 Sophia, she cooks. 97 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:44,440 Well, I... I have a cook, Mario. Mrs. Fletcher. 98 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:47,330 She's cooked for my son and me for years. She's a very fine cook. 99 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:49,190 Right, now you have two cooks. 100 00:04:49,220 --> 00:04:51,980 My father. My father is a fine farmer. 101 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,400 We all work for you, Sam. 102 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,910 Well, Mario, really, I... I... I don't know that I need that much... 103 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:00,510 We go to a hotel. We make other arrangements. 104 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:02,180 Oh, you! 105 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,010 I don't understand how you can bring us this far... 106 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,680 (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 107 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:11,000 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 108 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:18,060 Papa... (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 109 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:20,660 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait! 110 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:23,770 Uh, why doesn't everybody just get in the truck? 111 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,180 Huh? You mean we can stay? 112 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,170 Well, yeah. I mean, you're... 113 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,510 Sam, you're wonderful! 114 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,980 He is right. Everybody into the truck. 115 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,610 My wonderful father, my beautiful sister. 116 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,850 Sam. 117 00:05:39,990 --> 00:05:41,750 Everybody into the truck. 118 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:50,590 Well, they seem like nice folks. 119 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:55,100 I'm just not geared for anything like this, Andy. 120 00:05:55,170 --> 00:05:58,600 The whole family? Why, I lead a quiet, peaceful life. 121 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,970 I'm... I'm not geared for anything like this. 122 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,110 MARIO: We are in the truck. 123 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:06,080 They're in the truck. Yeah. 124 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,950 I'm going to have to stop in town 125 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:12,280 and get some food for the crowd. 126 00:06:14,550 --> 00:06:16,020 I'll see you. 127 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:22,460 (MARIO SPEAKING ITALIAN) 128 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,680 You're from across the water? Yes, from Italy. 129 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,870 We're from Mayberry. 130 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:35,250 Oh, I would like to meet you. 131 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,970 I work for Sam Jones. 132 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,440 Well, I'm Howard Sprague. Mario Vincente. 133 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:42,610 This is Goober Pyle. Mario Vincente. 134 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,310 Buongiorno. 135 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:46,800 Do you speak Italian? 136 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:48,770 Oh, no, no, not fluently. 137 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,800 But Mother and I often frequent an Italian restaurant 138 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,510 and I've managed to pick up some of your native phrases. 139 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,890 Oh, I see. 140 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,720 I got a coat just like that. 141 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:58,950 Same? 142 00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:01,130 Yeah, over here we call it ivory league. 143 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,370 Ivy. Ivy. 144 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,400 What a nice grocery store. 145 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,870 There have so many things I have never seen before. 146 00:07:09,940 --> 00:07:11,390 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 147 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:13,040 Uh, we already make more friends. 148 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:15,260 Oh? This is my sister Sophia. 149 00:07:15,330 --> 00:07:18,080 Howard Sprague and Groober Pyle. 150 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:20,350 Goober. It's an American name. 151 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,650 Pleased to meet you, Miss Sophia. 152 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:25,530 Howard, I was the one that was talking to her. 153 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,360 Well, I'm sorry. 154 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:29,910 Hello. 155 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,120 Well, we'd better be going. 156 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,300 It was so nice to have met both of you. 157 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:43,710 It was a pleasure to meet you. 158 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,110 Buongiorno. 159 00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:54,320 I wonder if any one of them is a checker player. Yeah. 160 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,890 I don't even know if they play checkers in Italy. 161 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,520 Well, they play everything else. 162 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:08,100 Sam, your farm is beautiful. Beautiful. 163 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,780 And together we make this farm 164 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,180 the finest farm in the country. 165 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,000 The place has been in the family for over a hundred years. 166 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:19,110 Sam, that is what makes a farm a wonderful things. 167 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:21,660 From the father to son, from the father to son. 168 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:25,880 I see all around me in this farm is that love. 169 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:30,350 Yeah. Yeah, I guess you could say that. 170 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:33,290 Pa. Hi, Pa. 171 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:35,230 Hi, son. 172 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,890 I did real good in arithmetic today. 173 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:41,460 Good, good. Mike, this is Mario. 174 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:44,100 Hello. Your son. 175 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,870 Mike, Mike, 176 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:51,440 is a fine boy with a good, strong name. 177 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:58,070 I think I'll go in and have some milk. 178 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,910 Ah, there is the son to take over the farm next. 179 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:09,080 I hope so. Ah, from father to son. 180 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,610 This is wonderful. 181 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:18,080 Mario, I'll tell you the truth. 182 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,650 When I saw your whole family 183 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,130 getting off that train this morning, 184 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:22,720 it was kind of a shock. 185 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:26,060 But you're... you're here, and I do need the help, 186 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,260 so we'll give it a try. 187 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:31,160 Sam, we'll work together 188 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:35,030 and we make this farm the finest farm in America. 189 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,500 The finest farm in the world. 190 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:41,260 (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 191 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,080 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 192 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,180 Tell him to stop. I did. 193 00:09:46,030 --> 00:09:48,500 SAM: Stop! Stop! 194 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,140 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 195 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:04,050 What did he say? He didn't say anything. 196 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,530 He didn't say anything? Look, I know you understand Italian. 197 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:08,320 He said something. 198 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:11,720 Well, he said they made crazy tractors in America. 199 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:13,490 Crazy tractors? 200 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:18,430 That is an automatic, three-speed model D432X 201 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,050 and it is not a crazy tractor! 202 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,880 Sam, we fix it, I promise. We fix it. Fine. Fine. 203 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,350 I promise! I promise, Sam! 204 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,950 Papa! 205 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,960 Your name is Mike, huh? Yes, ma'am. 206 00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:35,630 You're a nice little boy. 207 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,230 Did you get your milk? 208 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,540 I... I changed my mind. 209 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:49,070 Come look, Sam. I fixed the chicken we bought, huh? 210 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:55,620 Uh, look, Miss Vincente, 211 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,490 we make a thing here called Southern-fried chicken. 212 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,170 Mrs. Fletcher just kind of rolls it in bread crumbs. 213 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,920 But this is Southern-fried chicken. 214 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:05,050 I just added a little onion, green pepper, 215 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,990 tomato sauce, garlic and paprika. 216 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:09,060 Southern-fried chicken a la Bolognese. 217 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,820 Yeah, but, look, Miss Vincente, I... I really don't know... 218 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:12,550 You try it just once. 219 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,830 Oh, Sam, I like this house. 220 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,550 I like Mike. I like you. 221 00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,860 I like Mayberry. I like America. 222 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,330 (CLEARING THROAT) 223 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:27,710 Uh, she likes America. 224 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,880 I've seen better ways of showing patriotism. 225 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,790 Oh, Mrs. Fletcher. Excuse me. 226 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,990 Mrs. Fletcher. 227 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,100 Mrs. Fletcher, you've gotten the wrong impression. 228 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,960 You see, that lady is the sister 229 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,700 of the man I told you was coming. 230 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:49,190 Uh, these Italians are somewhat emotional. 231 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,630 Well, apparently, she's going to do the cooking, 232 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,530 so you won't need me anymore. 233 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,240 Oh, no. No, no, nothing of the sort. 234 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:58,160 Why, y-you're still the main cook. I-It's just that... 235 00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:59,500 Well, o-on occasion 236 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,530 I... I imagine she's very good with Italian dishes. 237 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,750 You seem to have a way with them yourself. 238 00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:06,800 Goodbye, Mr. Jones. 239 00:12:06,870 --> 00:12:09,840 Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, I... I... I wasn't... 240 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,520 Pa, Pa. 241 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:23,490 Are they gonna keep kissing me and hugging me like that all the time? 242 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,150 I don't know, son. 243 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,220 They do it to me, too. 244 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,590 (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 245 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,360 (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 246 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,090 What are these chickens doing in here? 247 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,530 He says your chickens are too thin. They have no breasts. 248 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,620 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 249 00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:46,760 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 250 00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:49,260 Look, just get these chickens out... 251 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:51,400 (SHOUTING IN ITALIAN) 252 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,640 Look, folks, folks, you don't understand... 253 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,410 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 254 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,910 (ALL SHOUTING) 255 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,120 Folks, folks. 256 00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,190 (ALL CLAMORING) 257 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,930 Pa, what's going on? 258 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,670 Oh, it's all right, son. 259 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,870 It's all right. 260 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,890 I was gonna give it a try, Andy. 261 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,630 I thought, well, maybe it'd work out. I know. 262 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,130 Yeah, but they... they live in a whole different world. 263 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,970 They're different, all right. 264 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,950 That Sophia. You know, every time I come within five feet of her 265 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,450 she throws her arms around me. 266 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,910 I haven't known the lady more than four hours. 267 00:13:49,970 --> 00:13:51,810 What you might call an outgoing person. 268 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:54,050 Yeah. And I have reason to believe 269 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,720 that Mrs. Fletcher won't be back as long as she's there. 270 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,980 You'll lose Mrs. Fletcher? 271 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,250 Yeah. After 12 years. Oh. 272 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,730 And... And then there's the father. 273 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,430 Well, I... I... I don't know what to tell you. 274 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,750 (SIGHING) 275 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,080 (CLEARING THROAT) Well, have you... 276 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,380 Have you got any thoughts? 277 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,910 Yeah. Yeah, I have, Andy. 278 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,520 Up around Siler City, there are a lot of big farms 279 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,510 that are owned by Italian farmers. 280 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,900 Hey, now, that might be an idea. Yeah. 281 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,670 They'd be only too happy to have a family like this who could work a farm. 282 00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:27,500 Well, sure, sure. Yeah, then Mario and Sophia and Papa, 283 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,040 they... they'd be with their own people. 284 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,840 See, people who understand their ways. 285 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,070 I... I... I've tried to, 286 00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,180 but, well, I think, in the long run 287 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,550 they'd be a lot happier, too. 288 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,350 You know, that might just be the answer. Yeah. 289 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,480 I tried to go along with them, Andy, I really did. 290 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:41,640 Well, sure, you did. Yeah. 291 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:44,590 Well, I'm... I'm gonna drive up to Siler City right now and ask around. 292 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:47,250 Right. Okay. I'll see you. 293 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,950 You know, there... there's one other very important thing, too, Andy. 294 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,850 Now, if I have trouble, 295 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,760 well, kind of adjusting to them and... and them to me, 296 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:58,040 well, chances are it's gonna be the same with you 297 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:02,210 and Aunt Bee and Goober and everybody else in Mayberry adjusting to them. 298 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,000 Yeah. Yeah. 299 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,770 Yeah. 300 00:15:05,830 --> 00:15:07,270 I'll see you later. Right. 301 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:10,680 Okay, they're all spread out, 302 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,110 some on this side and some on this side. 303 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,580 Now, first thing is, this is a red checker 304 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,820 and this is a black checker. 305 00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,660 Now, if you get the red ones, 306 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,480 the idea is to jump over the black ones. 307 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,790 See what I mean? 308 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,440 Rosso. 309 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,390 Yeah, if that means "red." 310 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:30,940 Nero. 311 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,290 Yeah. "Black." Now, the idea of the game 312 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:36,580 is for your rossos to jump over my neros. 313 00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:38,110 See? 314 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:40,190 And when you get all my neros off the board, 315 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,600 you're the winner. 316 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:43,940 Winner. Vittoria. Vittoria. 317 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,410 That's right. Now let's give it a try. 318 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:48,190 All right, you go first. 319 00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,390 Io il primo? 320 00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,180 Yeah, you primo. Bene, bene. 321 00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:03,090 Vittoria. 322 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:09,280 I'm afraid we're gonna have to take this just a mite slower. 323 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:13,120 You should be proud of this farm. 324 00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:18,220 My father owns it. I know. 325 00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:22,670 My grandfather used to own it but he died. 326 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,540 Oh, that's too bad. 327 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:27,880 I was sick once. You were? 328 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,570 Yeah, but I didn't die. 329 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,680 That's good. 330 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,740 Do you play baseball in Italy? 331 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,870 No. 332 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:38,660 But I can learn. I've got two mitts. 333 00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,290 I'll go get them. 334 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,930 Well, we'll have to be running along. 335 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,670 It was so nice of you ladies to come for a visit. 336 00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:48,680 Well, we did want to meet you. And to say hello. 337 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:50,150 It's been a real pleasure. 338 00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,690 Thank you. 339 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,990 Mmm! My, I smell something good. 340 00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,760 It's Southern-fried chicken. 341 00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:00,230 Southern-fried chicken? 342 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,700 (CHUCKLING) Well, you certainly have a way with it. 343 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:07,270 Bye-bye, now. Don't forget about tonight. 344 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,940 Oh, no. I won't. Goodbye. It's been just lovely. 345 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,850 BEE: Bye-bye. Bye. 346 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,090 Oh, hi, Sam. Andy. 347 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,840 Well, how'd you do? 348 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,290 Doesn't look like it's gonna be any problem at all. 349 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,280 I spoke to a few families up there. 350 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:34,960 I just wanted to make sure I find the right spot for them. 351 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:38,220 I know they're gonna be a lot happier up there than they would be here. 352 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,040 Say, where is everybody? 353 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,410 In the town hall. 354 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:44,290 There's a meeting going on over there. 355 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:47,280 It might be real interesting to you. 356 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,830 Why don't you come on over? 357 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:51,150 What... 358 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:53,850 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 359 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,320 (GAVEL BANGING) 360 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:59,390 BEE: Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. 361 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:03,030 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. 362 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,060 As you all know, tonight's meeting 363 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,780 of the Mayberry Civic League 364 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,720 was to feature a discussion in depth 365 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:16,840 of Mayberry's acute traffic problem. 366 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,410 However, on this day 367 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:23,950 we are greatly honored to welcome three new members to our community. 368 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,780 So your steering committee took the liberty of postponing 369 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,320 the discussion of the traffic until next week, 370 00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:33,740 so that we may pay our respects to the Vincente family 371 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:35,570 who have come to our shores 372 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,530 to find a way of life in the new world. 373 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:53,680 You know, I've been thinking of the contribution 374 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:55,900 the Italian people have made to the growth 375 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,060 of these United States. 376 00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:00,370 In the field of statesmanship, 377 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:03,640 we have the name Fiorello La Guardia, 378 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,370 synonymous with the integrity and growth 379 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,840 of that famous city, New York. 380 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:13,680 And in the field of sports, the revered name of 381 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,870 Rocky Graziano 382 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:20,240 needs no further glorification. 383 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,940 And in the field of industry... 384 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:25,370 Well, the names are just myriad. 385 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,210 Suffice it to say that we are all aware 386 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,530 of the tremendous role the Italian-made shoe has played 387 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,430 in our overall economy. 388 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,040 So, without further ado, 389 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:41,840 I give you one of our new citizens, 390 00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,180 Mr. Mario Vincente. 391 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,200 Thank you. 392 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:02,850 Well, I think I should tell you right away 393 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,210 I am not Fiorello La Guardia. 394 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,880 I am not Rocky Graziano. 395 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:11,070 I am Mario Vincente, a farmer, 396 00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,870 and, uh, I wish to say that, 397 00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:16,070 uh, my family and I are... 398 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,280 We are very happy to be here 399 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:23,180 and we'll try very much to make Mayberry the greatest city 400 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,520 in this great state of North California. 401 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:29,840 Carolina. 402 00:20:29,910 --> 00:20:32,840 Carolina. Thank you. Thank you. 403 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,150 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 404 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:51,430 Ladies and gentlemen, I know this is not part of the scheduled program, 405 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,950 but I see the man who's responsible for all this good fortune 406 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,520 at the back of the auditorium. Mr. Jones! 407 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,670 Mr. Jones, would you care to say a few words? 408 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,110 Well, looks like you're on. 409 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:07,410 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 410 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:28,630 Uh, I just want to say... 411 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:32,200 Good evening. And it's nice to be here. 412 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:36,340 Uh, the thing is, 413 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:39,310 when I asked Mario to come here 414 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,590 I didn't know that he... 415 00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,490 What I mean is, 416 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:56,460 I know this is all gonna work out just fine. 417 00:21:56,530 --> 00:21:58,860 And with the help of Mario and his family 418 00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:02,900 I expect to have the best farm in Mayberry and all that. 419 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,100 Thank you. 420 00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:13,010 And now, to climax these festivities 421 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,110 the choir would like to sing 422 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:19,130 what I believe is the Italian national anthem. 423 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,390 Would you, please, Clara? 424 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:31,230 (PLAYING PIANO) 425 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:40,470 ♪ 'O sole mio ♪ The sun is shining 426 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:42,670 ♪ It shines on mountains 427 00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,040 Our national anthem? 428 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:49,950 ♪ And tends the shore ♪ 'O sole 429 00:22:50,010 --> 00:22:58,010 ♪ 'O sole mio ♪ It's here before (HUMMING) 430 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:07,810 ♪ O golden sunshine ♪ To light the day 431 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:14,550 ♪ O golden sunshine ♪ Dispel the gray 432 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:20,130 ♪ 'O sole ♪ 'O sole mio 433 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:23,470 Looks like I'm gonna be eating a lot of Southern-fried chicken 434 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,460 a la Bolognese. 435 00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,970 Yeah, it looks like it. 436 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:36,210 ♪ 'O sole mio ♪ The sun is shining 437 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,710 ♪ It shines on mountains... ♪ 438 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:44,330 What are you making there? Curtains for the kitchen. 439 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,480 Ah. I brought this material from Italy. 440 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,340 Well, that'll be nice. 441 00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:49,780 You know, with just Mike and me here, 442 00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:52,250 we didn't bother to fluff the place up too much. 443 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:55,180 (CHUCKLES) 444 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,350 You know, Sam, I was worried for a while this morning at the station. 445 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,140 I thought you make us leave. 446 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:01,770 Oh. 447 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,980 I don't know what he's talking about. 448 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,520 Are you happy now they came with me? 449 00:24:07,190 --> 00:24:09,860 Yeah, Mario, I'm happy. 450 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:10,930 (DOOR OPENING) 451 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:22,070 Rosso? Si, si. 452 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:25,270 Yes. 30885

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