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(WHISTLING)
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You got a problem there,
all right, Emmett.
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EMMETT: I know.
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Well, there's got to be
an answer.
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Fine. Of course
there's got to be an answer.
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But we've been sitting here
for 15 minutes,
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I haven't heard
any brilliant suggestions.
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Look, Emmett, let's face it.
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If it was anything
but your 25th anniversary,
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I could think of a lot
of presents for her.
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Like perfume.
Or a purse.
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Or a smoked ham.
There's millions
of things.
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But the 25th has got to be
something special.
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How strong you
figure to go,
Emmett?
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Oh, about $40 or $50.
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Hey, well, if you're
thinkin' in that bracket,
I got an idea.
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What? What?
I can get you a good deal
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on a set of nylon tires
for her car.
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I can see
you've never been married.
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Uh, it's got to be
something personal,
Goober.
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Well, why don't you
get her something frilly?
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Frilly? Oh, right, frilly.
What do you mean
by "frilly?"
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Tell me what you mean
by "frilly."
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Oh, a negligee with
a black nightgown
or something?
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For Martha?
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Just a suggestion.
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Andy, a new set of tires
makes more sense than that.
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Well, Emmett,
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you know what you're
going to have to do?
What?
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You're going to have
to find out from Martha
what she wants.
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But I want it to be a surprise.
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Well, yeah.
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Gee, if Aunt Bee were here
we could have you
over for dinner, you know,
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and get Aunt Bee
to talk to Martha,
find out what she wants.
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Yeah.
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How long's Aunt Bee
gonna be away?
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About a week.
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We got Mrs. Pendleton staying
till she comes back.
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That lady from the PTA?
Hmm.
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The one that made it
kind of rough on Helen?
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(CHUCKLING)
She's a nice lady.
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She just wanted to be sure
the school was run right.
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(CHUCKLING)
Oh, yeah. I guess.
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Hey, Emmett?
Huh?
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Martha's friendly
with Mrs. Pendleton.
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Yeah, real friendly.
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As a matter of fact,
it was Martha who suggested
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that Mrs. Pendleton
come over and stay with you
till Bee got back.
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That's right, that's right.
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So, why don't you and Martha
come over to the house
for supper tonight,
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and I'll get Mrs. Pendleton
to talk to her?
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Hey, maybe that's
the answer.
Sure. About 6:00?
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Right.
Yeah.
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Hey, that's great, Andy.
Thanks very much.
Yeah. Yeah.
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(SIGHING) I ate too much.
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Yeah. It's hard not to
with Mrs. Pendleton's cooking.
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(CHUCKLING)
Yeah. She's really got
a talent for it.
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Yeah.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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Oh.
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Well, here we are.
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Aw. What have you
ladies been up to?
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(CHUCKLING)
Ah, just girl talk.
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Martha, I'm going out
in the kitchen and
stack the dishes.
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You just relax.
Oh, can I help?
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(CHUCKLING)
Well, there's not
that many.
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(CHUCKLING)
Well, I offered.
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Uh, I could do with
a glass of water.
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Corned beef.
I'll have a glass,
too, Emmett.
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Right, dear.
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Well, Martha, how
are your begonias?
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Oh, not good.
Not good at all, Andy.
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And I just don't know
the answer.
Hmm.
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Did you spray 'em?
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It's not bugs.
That much I know.
Hmm.
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It's either too much rain
or not enough.
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Everybody in town's been
having trouble with
their begonias, you know.
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Yeah, it's funny
how you can go along
year after year
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and then, all of a sudden,
begonias are just nothing.
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A mink coat!
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Ethel, you told him.
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Well, he asked me, Martha.
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A mink coat!
Martha, I run a fix-it shop!
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I fix irons
and lamps and toasters
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and I make
a pretty good living,
but a mink!
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You're talking about
an expensive animal!
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It was just a wild idea.
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I'm sorry.
Mrs. Pendleton and I were
just trying to help.
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I guess we should have
stayed out of it.
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No, Andy, I appreciate
your trying to help
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but, Martha, you know
we can't afford
a thing like that.
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Well, like I said,
it was just a wild thought.
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I've got nothing
against a mink coat,
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but at this stage
of our lives, why,
we... we gotta save our money.
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You should
understand that, Martha.
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(SIGHING)
That's what we've been doing
for 25 years.
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Saving our money.
Saving our money.
For who? For when?
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For our old age.
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(SIGHING)
I... I've just never been
able to figure it out.
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A couple gets married,
you work and
work and work
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and you save and save and save
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and somebody else gets
the benefit of the money
when you die.
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Well, Martha, that's all
very true, if we die.
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But suppose, as we get older,
I can't work anymore
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and we don't die,
then we got problems.
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Unfortunately, both
your family and my family
have always been long-livers.
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Look, dear,
I don't think we better
discuss it anymore.
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I... I'm sure
we're embarrassing
Andy and Ethel.
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Well, you're not
embarrassing me.
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I say live it up,
live it up
while you can.
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Andy, will set up
the table for dominos?
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(CHATTERING)
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Anything else?
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GOOBER: Uh, I'll have
a sweet roll with
two pats of butter.
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Andy?
No, thank you.
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Emmett?
No, thanks, Flora.
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You know, I'd love
to get Martha a mink coat.
I really would.
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I know.
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But they're
just too expensive.
I've been checking on price.
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They cost
a pile of dough.
Mmm.
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Well, maybe you don't
have get a coat.
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Maybe you can get her
one of them foxes
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that goes around your neck
and bites its tail.
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(LAUGHING)
I think Martha's got
her heart set on a coat, Goob.
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Yeah. Uh,
don't misunderstand me,
Andy.
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I ain't broke
or anything like that.
No.
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I got money, but not the kind
where you just run out
and buy a fur coat.
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And I gotta keep savin'.
Suppose I get laid up.
Mmm-hmm.
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Or what if someone should
steal all my tools?
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No offense, Andy, but
you know it could happen.
Yeah, it could happen.
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Another thing,
you buy a woman
a mink coat,
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she doesn't want
to sit around the house...
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Who's getting a mink coat?
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Uh, nobody, Flora.
My wife wants one.
I just can't swing it.
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Could you swing it
if I could get you 40% off?
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What are you talking about?
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I have a friend
over in Mt. Pilot
in the wholesale fur business.
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Could be your answer, Emmett.
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Yeah, uh...
You really mean it?
40% off?
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That's right.
'Course, I'd have to go
over there with you.
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He'd be doing it as a favor.
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But our anniversary's
tomorrow.
Could you do it today?
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Well, I have to work
until 6:00
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but if you could pick me up
then, he'll stay open for us.
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I'll pick you
up at 6:00.
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Now, look, fellas,
I don't want you
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to mention a word to anybody.
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I want this to be
a complete surprise to Martha.
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Not a word,
cross my heart.
Not a word.
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Good.
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Emmett, since when do
you go bowling on
Friday nights?
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Oh, it's just sort
of a special match
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that came up all of a sudden.
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Oh, maybe I'll go over
and watch.
Oh, no, no, no!
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(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
Uh, it's gonna be
in Mt. Pilot.
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Oh. Well,
who else is going?
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Who... Oh, Andy and
some of the others.
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Well, I'll find something to do.
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Okay, dear.
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Oh.
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Sarah, will you get me
Mrs. Pendleton?
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She's over
at Bee Taylor's this week.
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Uh-huh. Thanks.
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Hello, Ethel?
Guess what?
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Greer Garson movie in town.
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You want to go?
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Okay, I'll drop by
in about 20 minutes.
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Fine. What?
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Oh, no. No hat.
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Bye.
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I'm sorry, Emmett.
My relief was supposed
to be here a long time ago.
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(CHUCKLING)
Oh, those things can happen.
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She'll probably be
along here in a minute.
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Yeah. But Bernie said
he'd stay open
till we got there
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so we don't have
to worry about that.
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He's got
real good stuff, huh?
Oh, the finest.
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I guarantee.
You buy one
of Bernie's coats
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and your wife will
be crazy about it.
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(CHUCKLING)
That's good 'cause I'm not
much of an expert on furs.
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I know you're supposed
to blow on them
but I never knew why.
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Trust Bernie.
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(DOORBELL BUZZES)
Huh. I'll get it.
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(CLEARING THROAT)
Hmm.
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Oh, come on in,
Martha.
Oh, hello, Andy.
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Hello,
Mrs. Clark.
Hello, Opie.
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Mrs. Pendleton will
be down in a minute.
Oh, good.
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Didn't Emmett stop by
to pick you up yet?
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What for?
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Well, he said you were
going bowling with him
in Mt. Pilot.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, bowling.
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He should have been here by now.
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Well, see, he's going on
without me because, uh,
I've got a cold.
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Oh.
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I didn't know
you had a cold, Paw.
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Ope, you know how
they sneak up on you.
Oh, that's a shame, Andy.
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I'll be all right.
You look fine to me.
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It's just starting, Ope.
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Usually you get
all red-eyed and hoarse.
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I will, if you give me time.
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Hello, Martha.
Am I late?
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No, we can just make it.
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Paw's got a cold.
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Oh, he does.
Well, stay away
from Opie.
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I don't want him
to catch anything.
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Bye, Andy.
Goodbye.
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Bye, Opie.
Bye.
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Bye.
Have a good time.
MARTHA: Thank you. We will.
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(SIGHS)
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Just looking at you,
I don't think there's
anything to catch.
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Opie, I've got to run
over to Howard Sprague's
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for a minute and
take him these reports.
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Oh, okay.
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You want to run upstairs
and do your homework?
Right.
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You don't even have
a sniffle or anything.
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We shouldn't hit
too much traffic
this time of night.
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No. We should make it
in about a half an hour.
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Did you see her
in Goodbye, Mr. Chips?
Oh, yes. Glorious.
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Well, what is it, Martha?
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There we go.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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That's Emmett and
that girl from the diner.
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Oh.
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Oh, Ethel,
how could he?
How could he?
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Oh, Martha.
Calm, calm, Martha.
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Try another little
sip of this, dear.
No, thank you, Ethel.
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Oh, now, Martha, try to relax.
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I don't think you should
jump to conclusions.
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(SNIFFLING)
How can I help it?
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You saw him fawning over
that girl as well as I did.
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Now, Martha, all we really saw
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was Emmett opening
a car door for her.
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Well, he never opens
the car door for me.
233
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,770
Oh, I'm sure he does.
234
00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,640
Oh, hi.
235
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,280
Thought you two were
going to the movies.
236
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,440
Well, uh, we decided
we'd come back here and talk.
237
00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,550
Oh, well, think
I'll have a snack.
238
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:52,290
Oh, now, Opie,
you don't want to have
a snack right now,
239
00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,650
do you, dear?
240
00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,490
Well, yeah.
No. No. Come on,
run along, dear.
241
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,190
Run along.
Okay.
242
00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,320
(DOOR SQUEAKING)
243
00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,190
You know, Ethel,
244
00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:08,560
you... you read about things
like this but, somehow,
245
00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:10,910
(SNIFFLING)
you never think
it could happen to you.
246
00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:12,930
Oh, now, Martha...
247
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,600
Oh, I suppose this is
the dangerous time.
248
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,270
When a man approaches
late-middle age.
249
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,170
Martha, dear.
250
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,040
They're... They're trying
to cling to something.
251
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,840
Their departing youth,
I suppose.
252
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:29,150
I know what you mean.
One last gasp.
253
00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:33,820
Somehow, I don't feel
that's the case with Emmett.
254
00:11:33,890 --> 00:11:37,090
I wonder how long
it's been going on?
Oh, Martha.
255
00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,090
I wonder how long
he and that girl...
256
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,140
Now, Martha, don't
aggravate yourself.
257
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,160
(CRYING) I wonder...
Now, Martha.
258
00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:47,570
Oh. Martha, let's go
in the living room.
259
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,070
You'll be more
comfortable in there.
260
00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:53,060
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
261
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:56,000
Opie, why don't you
run along to the kitchen
and have a snack?
262
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,740
But you just told me
not to have a snack.
Go. Please, now.
263
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,560
Run along.
Have a snack.
264
00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:04,100
Oh, Martha.
265
00:12:04,170 --> 00:12:07,070
(SIGHING)
And Andy covering up
for him...
266
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,140
His story about having a cold.
267
00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:12,940
Well, now, if Andy
says he has a cold,
I'm sure he has.
268
00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,210
After all, he's the sheriff.
269
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:21,150
Opie, why don't you
run up to your room
and eat those cookies?
270
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,530
Aunt Bee told me
never to do any
eatin' in my room.
271
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,860
Well, I'll take
the responsibility.
272
00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:31,030
Now, Martha...
273
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:34,800
Oh, hi.
274
00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,380
Couldn't you get in the movies?
275
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,700
Well, uh, it's
something else, Andy.
276
00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,020
Oh.
277
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,070
Andy, you know very well
Emmett didn't go bowling.
278
00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:44,940
What?
279
00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,710
On our way to the movie
we saw Emmett
280
00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:51,260
getting into his car
with Flora from the diner.
281
00:12:52,430 --> 00:12:54,000
Oh.
282
00:12:54,070 --> 00:12:57,870
On the night before our
silver wedding anniversary.
283
00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,950
(CLEARING THROAT)
Now, Martha,
284
00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:03,540
uh, just because
you saw them together,
285
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,740
now, see, that doesn't
mean anything.
286
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:08,310
Why, uh, they... they could've
been going, uh...
287
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:10,980
They... They could've
been going, uh...
Yes?
288
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:15,020
Well, yes, they could've
been going to a...
Don't you dare say it!
289
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,690
(CLEARING THROAT)
290
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,530
Now... Now, Martha, you can't
believe everything you see.
291
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:26,420
Andy, do you know something
you're not telling us?
292
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:30,150
Well, there might be
another explanation.
293
00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:32,390
There is?
What is it?
294
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:35,040
I can't tell you.
295
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,490
Andy, you've
just got to tell her.
296
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,130
Well, I guess it's better than
297
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,470
having you think
what you're thinking.
298
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,320
It was supposed
to be a surprise.
299
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:51,920
See, Emmett went with Flora
to Mt. Pilot to get
300
00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,630
a mink coat for you
for your anniversary.
301
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,170
A m-mink coat?
302
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:04,240
For me?
303
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,460
See, Flora knows this
wholesale furrier over there.
304
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,110
So, there goes the surprise.
305
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,360
A mink coat.
306
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,020
For me.
307
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:18,780
Yes.
308
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,750
You certainly don't
keep a secret very well.
309
00:14:24,510 --> 00:14:26,810
What a wonderful husband I have.
310
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:31,850
And that dear, sweet Flora.
311
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:36,930
BERNIE: This is just
to give you an idea.
312
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:39,620
My, uh, my girl's
already gone home.
313
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,190
Princess Grace has one
almost like it.
314
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,130
Nice, uh...
What do you think?
315
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,680
I think it's the
most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
316
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,500
Examine it.
It's fully let out
ranch mink.
317
00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,470
Look at those skins,
real quality.
318
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:55,640
Yeah.
319
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,490
Looks good.
320
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,890
Your wife would be
crazy about it.
321
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,110
Say, Bernie, how
much does a thing
like this run?
322
00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:04,930
$1,800, it's a steal.
323
00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,670
$1,800?
324
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,770
Something cheaper, huh?
325
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,240
Yeah, i-i-it doesn't
have to be ranch mink.
326
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:15,560
Wherever they grow up
is okay with me.
327
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,110
Uh, let me see what I've got.
328
00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:19,180
(CLEARING THROAT)
329
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,590
And that's with 40% off, huh?
330
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,890
Must be a very fine coat.
331
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,230
Yeah, I... I can't come near
handling that, it's...
332
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,160
I was figurin' on
way under $1,000.
333
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,880
Can you get them for that?
334
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,730
Well, when this thing
first came up,
I checked in the catalogues
335
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,500
and they got 'em
in there for $1,150.
336
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,970
So, I figured
with 40% off that...
337
00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,650
You don't mind
short-haired mink?
338
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,840
Why should I mind?
339
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,690
There you are, $1,100.
340
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,420
Well, look, Bernie,
I... I really can't go
that strong.
341
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,830
I... I probably shouldn't
have bothered you
in the first place.
342
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,420
Well, how about this?
$850, that's the bottom.
343
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:04,370
And to be honest,
it's not a mink
you wear in the light.
344
00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:07,230
Bernie,
I... I think I just been
kiddin' myself, I...
345
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,260
I been thinkin' a little
too extravagant.
346
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,530
You know, to please my wife.
347
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,930
Don't we all?
348
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,970
I can't afford
that kind of dough.
349
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,300
I mean at my age,
I gotta save my money.
350
00:16:18,370 --> 00:16:21,120
You mean
you're not going
to get her a coat?
351
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:24,010
Well, Flora, it... it'd be
a crazy thing to do.
352
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,450
I gotta keep
my sense of balance.
353
00:16:26,510 --> 00:16:28,470
Look I... I'd love
to sell you a coat,
354
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,600
but you're talking
like a sensible man.
355
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,380
Thank goodness more guys
don't talk like you,
I'd be out of business.
356
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,760
I'm sorry to put you
to so much bother, Bernie.
357
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:39,090
Ah, forget it.
358
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,810
It would've been
such a nice surprise
for her.
359
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:45,460
Yeah, it would've but...
At least she won't be hurt
360
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,870
because,
you know, she wasn't
expecting it anyhow.
361
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,600
A mink coat!
I can't believe it.
362
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:54,220
Somebody's just gonna
have to give a party
so I can wear it.
363
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,240
They're just gonna
have to give a party.
364
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:59,080
The woman's club dance
is coming up.
That's it.
365
00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:00,880
Oh, I hope it's a cold night.
366
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:03,580
(LAUGHING)
367
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,870
Sure you don't want me
to drive you home?
368
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:10,060
No, I promised Dorothy
I'd stop in
369
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,890
and give her a hand
if I got back early.
370
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,770
Well, thanks anyhow for trying.
371
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,340
I'm just sorry
it didn't work out, Emmett.
372
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,460
Yeah.
373
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,490
Good night.
Good night.
374
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,960
Hi, Flora.
Hi, Goob.
375
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,040
Hey, Emmett.
Seen you pull up.
Where's the coat?
376
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,350
I didn't get one.
377
00:17:27,410 --> 00:17:29,070
Didn't get one!
How come?
378
00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,380
They cost too much.
379
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,450
Oh!
380
00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:34,860
I'll get her
something else, though.
381
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,020
I... I... I guess Burford's
is still open.
382
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,620
Yeah. Yeah, they are.
383
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,730
You know, before
this fur coat thing came up
384
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,290
I had my eye on
a real nice woolen
bathrobe for Martha.
385
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,290
Oh.
386
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,810
Yeah. The material was
genuine thermal weave.
387
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:51,610
That would do
a lot more good
for her bursitis
388
00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:53,600
than a fur coat ever will.
389
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:56,070
Yeah, yeah,
it will. Sure.
390
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,900
I hope they got
her size.
Yeah.
391
00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:04,740
I wonder if I'll have
to keep it in cold storage
for the summer.
392
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,310
Oh, don't ask me.
393
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,080
Oh, I... I'll do whatever
we mink owners
are supposed to do.
394
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:12,060
(LAUGHING)
Well, I better get home.
He could be getting back soon.
395
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,750
Now, don't let on
you know.
Oh, I won't. I won't.
396
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:17,100
Excuse me.
Oh, do not...
I can do that.
397
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,420
Oh, don't be silly.
I can help.
398
00:18:19,490 --> 00:18:20,860
(WOMEN CHATTERING)
399
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:22,830
(LAUGHING)
400
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,170
(DOORBELL RINGING)
401
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,890
Oh, hi, Emmett.
Oh, hi, Andy.
402
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,540
Hey, can I hide this
in here till tomorrow?
403
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,160
Yeah. Listen,
Martha's in the kitchen.
404
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,610
She is?
Yeah.
405
00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:40,270
Oh, then she knows
you didn't go
bowling with me?
406
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,020
Yeah, listen,
I... I had to explain...
Look, I'd better hide this.
407
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,930
I got a real nice bathrobe.
408
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,290
Bathrobe?
409
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,790
Well, Emmett!
410
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:54,860
Oh, hi, dear.
You weren't supposed
to see this till tomorrow.
411
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:57,060
(CHUCKLING)
An anniversary present?
412
00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,770
Well, it's just
a little something.
413
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:03,540
Well, I suppose now
that I've seen the box,
I might as well open it.
414
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,910
Uh, Martha, don't you
think you ought to
wait till tomorrow
415
00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,410
since tomorrow is
your anniversary?
416
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,540
Oh, Andy.
417
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:13,180
I-I-It's such a big box.
418
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,310
I can't imagine what's in it.
419
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:16,730
Give me a hint.
420
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,980
Well, you might say
it's somethin'
to keep you warm.
421
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,070
Uh, something to keep me warm?
422
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,170
It must be something to wear.
423
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,210
Something to wear when I go out.
424
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,980
Yeah, maybe.
425
00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,440
When you go out
in the morning
to get the paper.
426
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,950
(LAUGHING)
427
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,690
Emmett, you wouldn't
let me just speak
to you for just a...
428
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,020
Just a little later, Andy.
429
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,930
This is a very
important occasion.
430
00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,680
Come on, let her open it.
431
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,750
Here you are, my dear.
432
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,020
Let me tell you, I guarantee
433
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,320
you haven't guessed what it is.
434
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,880
Well, uh...
435
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:49,480
(LAUGHING)
Emmett, I can't
play games anymore.
436
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:52,550
I already know
what it is.
You do? How come?
437
00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,910
Well, I happened to be
on Main Street
when you and Flora left.
438
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,620
I got a little
upset about it,
but Andy,
439
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:02,380
well, he told me
why you and she went
to Mt. Pilot.
440
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,400
I know it's a mink coat.
441
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,700
Oh.
442
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,200
Come on, Martha,
I just can't wait.
443
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:14,400
Uh, well... Well, now,
maybe Andy's right.
444
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,240
Maybe we should wait
until tomorrow
on our anniversary.
445
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,500
Oh, Emmett, I couldn't sleep.
446
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:22,110
Oh, dear, I can't
tell you how sweet
this was of you.
447
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:23,570
Well, it certainly was.
448
00:20:23,630 --> 00:20:25,740
After all that talk
about saving money,
449
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,400
Martha's happiness
meant more to you.
450
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,120
Well, uh...
451
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,360
It's quite a thing
when a man sets aside
his beliefs for his wife.
452
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:36,230
Well, what are you waiting for?
453
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:39,370
Oh, something
you just said, Ethel.
454
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,420
About Emmett setting
aside his beliefs for me.
455
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,010
I was
just wondering...
Yes?
456
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,990
Am I being selfish?
457
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:53,010
Am I being another
of those demanding wives?
458
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,980
No, I wouldn't say
that you were.
459
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,080
I am.
460
00:20:57,150 --> 00:21:00,400
Oh, Emmett, I know
what a sacrifice
this must be for you
461
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,170
when you've been saving
so hard for our future.
462
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,320
Well, I, uh...
463
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,860
(SIGHING)
I just can't accept it.
464
00:21:07,930 --> 00:21:09,110
Take it back.
465
00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:11,100
Martha, aren't you even
going to open it
466
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,730
to see what you're
not accepting?
467
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,030
Well, if I saw it,
I'd... I know I'd love it.
468
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,340
It would just make it
more difficult.
469
00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:20,180
You understand,
don't you, Emmett?
470
00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,870
Well... Well,
you've got a point there.
471
00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:25,690
That, uh, might be a good idea.
472
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,630
It's the thought
that counted, Emmett.
473
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,230
Ah, forget it.
474
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,950
You know, it's
a comfortable feeling
475
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:34,880
when a man and wife
are like a team
476
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:36,470
and they're thinking like one.
477
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:38,860
Oh, Emmett.
478
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:42,240
What's a mink coat compared
to happiness and security?
479
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:43,960
Yeah, I guess you're right.
480
00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,890
Of course, when
I bought the coat,
the only thing
481
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,730
I was thinking
of was the thrill
of giving it to you.
482
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,960
Emmett, Emmett...
Or the thrill and the joy
on your face
483
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:53,620
when you open that box.
484
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:57,280
And I've denied you
that thrill, haven't I?
485
00:21:57,330 --> 00:22:00,110
Oh, yes, you have,
but that doesn't
make any difference.
486
00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:04,830
No. No, I... I know
what a thrill it is to give.
487
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,800
Oh, Emmett,
I... I should have understood
488
00:22:06,870 --> 00:22:09,290
and accepted your gift
graciously.
489
00:22:10,390 --> 00:22:14,200
Well, well, uh... Uh,
wait a minute, uh...
490
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:15,360
No. No.
491
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:17,930
No. If you went to all
the thought and trouble
492
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,830
of buying me a mink coat,
493
00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:21,700
I'm definitely going
to accept it.
494
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:23,150
Well... Well, now, wait, dear.
495
00:22:23,170 --> 00:22:24,900
(STAMMERING)
But I really want to...
But, really...
496
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,690
But I'm so anxious to see it.
497
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,470
You know, with
a big thing like this,
498
00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:30,700
we really should wait
for tomorrow,
for our anniversary.
499
00:22:30,730 --> 00:22:32,470
Besides, I think
we ought to be alone.
500
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:33,770
You understand, don't you, Andy?
501
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,300
Oh, sure, I understand.
502
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:39,740
Well, all right, then.
We'll wait until tomorrow.
503
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,020
Andy, could I talk to you
for a minute, private-like?
Hmm.
504
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,670
Uh, just man talk.
505
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,280
You couldn't quit when
you was ahead, could you?
I know, I know...
506
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,930
You blew it. You blew it.
You stood right there
and blew it.
507
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,710
Look, Andy, will you
do me a favor?
508
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:58,680
Will you drive me
to Mt. Pilot
in the squad car?
509
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,280
With the siren going,
we can make time?
Buy a fur coat?
510
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,290
I'll dig up that Bernie somehow.
511
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:04,680
(SIGHING)
Let's go.
512
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,270
We're going bowling.
513
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,180
Oh, yes.
514
00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:31,250
Yeah, that looks
real nice, Martha.
Oh, thank you, Andy.
515
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,720
It feels so good, too.
516
00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:34,530
I have to get on
to the garden club meeting.
517
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,890
I can't wait for the girls
to see my new coat.
518
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,530
Oh.
519
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,140
We'll see you later,
dear.
Oh, there's Ethel and Clara.
520
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:44,600
Yoo-hoo, girls!
Wait for me.
Girls! Girls!
521
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:51,120
I tell you something,
Andy. It was worth it.
522
00:23:51,190 --> 00:23:52,430
It was really worth it.
523
00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:54,630
Yeah. I imagine
it was the right thing.
524
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,440
After all, it's only money.
525
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:57,910
You can't take it with you.
526
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,630
(LAUGHING)
No, you can't
take it with you.
527
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,650
Of course, I think
as far as that
mink coat's concerned,
528
00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:05,170
Martha's gonna try.
529
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,110
(LAUGHING)
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