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- Oh, you've never
been to Alaska?

- Mm-mm.
- My favorite is Juneau.

The hiking is incredible.

You have to get up there.

It's amazing,
like, breathtaking.

- Ugh.

- They have these pine forests

that seem so dense.

- Ugh, you're so dense.

- But then, when the
sun hits just right,

it creates these
ribbons of light.

- Seriously, "ribbons."

- It's...
- Mm, gross?

- Perfect.

- Wow.

This has been...

really nice.

You're...
- Mm, lame? Boring?

Gini, did you hear that
story about his mom

embarrassing him
with baby photos?

Clearly, loads of
family trauma there.

- Amazing.

- "Amazing."

What? No. No, Gini.

This one is going to dump
you like a sack of potatoes

the minute his mom
disses your cooking.

I'm sorry. This one's a dud.

- We should do this
again sometime.

Fat chance.

- I would...
- I'd love to.

- What? No. No,
no, no, no, Gini.

Gini, I'm your date whisperer,

and I'm telling you

that this clingy
mama's boy is bad news.

- You look beautiful.
- I do?

- Ooh.

Oh, you do not know where
those lips have been.

Gini, uh-uh.

Could you excuse
me for a second?

- Yes.

- Sam,

what are you doing?

- I'm eating trail mix.

- This is the best date
I've had in months!

You're supposed
to be helping me.

You're supposed to be the
best date whisperer there is.

Why are you ruining this?

- Ru... no, Gini.

I'm saving you. He's awful.

- No, you're awful.

And you're also fired.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Gini, Gini, Gini,
I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry. Let's
just give this a...

no, Gini!

- Another one, Sam?

What happened this time?

- Well, I mean, he kept
talking about wanting to

take her to the pine forest
in some mountains somewhere.

I mean, what if he
was a serial killer,

and she was his next victim?

I might have just
saved her life.

- He's a park ranger.

- Yeah, but you know anyone
can say they're a park ranger.

- This isn't a joke, Sam.

This is your job.

People come to us, rely on us

to help them through their
first few crucial dates.

Love and Whispers has
built a reputation

on being the best of the
best in live date coaching,

and you, Sam, you were
our top whisperer.

What happened?

I know your parents
splitting up has been hard.

But you've got to pull
yourself together.

- I know. I know. I know.

Breanna, I am... I
really am so sorry.

- One more chance, Sam.

And if your next
client doesn't connect

with the person of their dreams

within our standard three dates,

I'm going to have no
choice but to fire you.

- Fired?
- Mm-hmm.

- But you are the best
whisperer that we have.

- Ah, yeah. No, was.

Yeah, she made that
painfully clear.

- OK, so what are you gonna do?
- I don't know, Jen.

I... I can't afford to lose
this job, but it's like,

I can't shake off
this funk, you know?

It's like, I just I...
I see myself out there,

and I'm just like
tearing into these guys,

and I'm just like, "Sam, no!"

- Wait. OK, so confusion.

Are you like trapped in a well
in this scenario and just...

- No, not a well. I was...

I was going for, like,
a slow motion thing,

like, "Sam, no."

- Oh.

Oh, like... so you like, "Sam."

- OK, stop.

Jen, what am I
gonna do about this?

- Um, well, tonight...

tonight, you're gonna have fun.

- What? Why am I...

Yeah, yeah, no. I
forgot about that.

- Sam, you forgot? Come on.

It's your dad's
engagement party.

You're his best woman.
- Yeah.

No, I know. It's just...

it's all happening
really fast, you know?

Six months ago, he
was married to my mom.

We were a family,
and now it's...

- I know. I know.

It's... it's a lot of
change really quick.

Your mom is now in Florida
with her boyfriend,

and your dad is
engaged to a gorgeous,

gorgeous fashion designer.

And everyone is happy,

except for you, so.

- You're still
gonna come, right?

- Of course, I'm still
gonna come. Come on.

You know I wouldn't miss a
chance to embarrass myself

in front of LA's fashion elite.

- Thank you.

- I wouldn't miss it.

- Um, I... I feel like I
should've worn the other dress.

- Hmm? Mm, maybe a
little Bo Peep-ish.

Oh, Jen. There he is.

He's literally
looking right at me.

- I know, it's your dad...
- Sammy Bear.

Sammy Bear.
- Hi, just... just Sam is fine.

- And Jen.

I'll take "Jenny Bear."

Hi.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

Uh, could you come over
and talk to Frankie?

He's over there talking
to his fashion friends,

and you would really
save me from all that

"what's new this
season" talk.

- Uh...
- Oh, yes, I would love that.

- Wait, at first, we're gonna
grab a drink from the bar.

But we'll be over in a second.

- OK.

- Sam, I really want to
just go pretend to matter

in the world of fashion.

- Jen, I need a drink, OK?

- OK, fine.

- I'm trying, but literally
I can't keep smiling.

Hi.
- Hi.

- Um...

- Hi, hi, sorry.

Sorry, I... it's for the
grooms. Promise, promise.

Can I get two apple
rhubarb coolers, please?

- Cool, cool.

What's in that?

Yeah, I'm not a bartender.

I'm a waiter.

Not even really a
waiter, actually.

I'm an actor, so.

- Oh, jeez.
- Oh.

- No sweat, pal.
It's apple juice,

apple cider vinegar,
just a dash,

then sparkling rhubarb soda,

and a stem of ginger.

You're good to go.

That's wrong.

I'm sorry. What's that now?

- What?
- Did you say something?

- Well, I was just
saying it's the syrup

from a jar of stemmed
ginger, not the actual stem.

I mean, that would
be a choking hazard.

- Oh.

I mean, so is ice.

I mean, the syrup is just sugar.

It's clearly the root.

I'm sorry. I'm not
the one who's wrong.

You are.
- Oh, no.

I'm sorry.

Um, excuse...
- I'm... I'm what?

- Wrong.

- Do you guys just
maybe, like, want a soda

or something...
- Um, no, it's the syrup.

- OK, it's the root, and
I would bet money on it.

- Oh. Why bet money?

If I'm right, you can drink
all the syrup in the jar.

- And if I'm right, you can
eat all the ginger roots.

So many antioxidants
to keep you from

feeling sick over losing.

- Jen?

- It's the syrup.

- Hmm.
- You guys are so weird.

- OK.
- You heard...

I think I said syrup, right?
- It's getting a little weird.

- I did say that.
- Double or nothing.

- Nope. I am happy
with my win, thank you.

- Oh, your win?
- Two sodas.

- Got it.

- You know what?
Triple or nothing.

Come on, anything
you want to bet on.

- I'm really good. Thank you.

- There.
- Thank you.

- Thanks. Here you go, Jen.
- Thank you.

- This is for me, and, um...

and that's for you. Enjoy.

Come on, Jen.

I'm Matt, by the way.

I'm the best man.

- I know who you are, best man.

- Come on. Come dance.

You love dancing. Come on!

- Jen, Jen, Jen,
Jen, I really...

I just don't feel like it.

- Sammy Bear, hey.
- Hi.

- Come and dance with
your old man, huh?

Show 'em how you used to
do it at your old recitals.

Remember? She was just... oh!

- Oh, I was eight then, Dad.

It was much easier
to impress people.

Plus, I forgot my
Mickey Mouse tap shoes.

So you guys go.

- Well, you owe me one.

- OK.
- OK.

- Come on.
- Mm.

- How much do you want to
bet the DJ is gonna play

"Funky Chicken" next?

- Wow, you are
such a sore loser.

- You know, you think
you have me pegged,

but you don't know me as
well as you think you do.

I'm not...
- You're a tennis instructor.

- Yes.
- Yes.

My dad's tennis instructor.

- You are two for two right now.

- Guessing not a very
good one since his game

definitely isn't
getting any better.

You're also well dressed,
though not subtly.

Likely covering up a lack
of actual confidence,

which would also explain your
overly competitive nature.

I'm guessing you
drive a convertible,

just based on the hair.

And that, what, you're more
of a big swing kind of guy,

rather than someone who's
actually detail oriented,

considering you've been
walking around with

hummus on your shoe all night.

Oh, um,

and you're the guy
who convinced my dad

to leave my mom.

So I'm not really
interested in whatever it is

you have to say next.

- Huh.

Fun fact, I didn't
convince him of anything.

And I know who you
are, too, you know.

Sam Mason, the love swindler.

Excuse me?

- Oh, yeah.

Love and Whispers, right?
- Uh-huh.

- Yeah, my sister
tried your package.

Let's just put it this way.

She's not gonna be playing
doubles anytime soon.

- OK, well, we offer a
premium relationship service

that's helped
hundreds of couples.

- You guys are puppeteers.

You tell people what to
do, and then you walk away,

leaving them floundering
on their own.

- We actually create love.

Ha!

- "Ha"?
- Ha.

- You ha.
- Me ha?

You...
- Stop saying "ha."

Stop saying "ha."

You think you're
better at love than me?

You ruined my family.

- All I did was tell your
dad to follow his heart.

And I introduced him
to my uncle Frankie.

That's it.

Look at how happy he is now.

- He was happy with us, too.

- That's real love.

I mean, not that you would
know anything about that, but.

- I know real love.
- You wouldn't know real love

if it was sitting
right next to you.

- I know real love, and
I eat it for breakfast.

And it is sweet.
- Sweet?

- Mm-hmm.
- OK, prove it.

If you're such the
master love expert,

get your next client to say
"I love you" and mean it.

Wow!

Wow. You are so
desperate for a bet.

- You do it, I will
do whatever you want.

- Back out of the wedding.

- I'm Uncle Frankie's best man.

- Oh, OK.

Guess you can talk the talk.
You just can't walk the walk.

Fine.

When I win, you have to make
my couples tennis lessons

a part of Love and
Whispers' premium package,

and...
- I'm not done, pay attention...

I get ad space on the company's
podcast for an entire year.

- Sure.

Yeah, you know that's not
really up to me, right?

- You know what? I'm sure
you can pull some strings

because according to your
dad, you're the best whisperer

that's ever whispered.

I think you'll be OK.

- Fine.

Monday morning, my next
client is falling in love.

- So it's a deal?

- Oh, yeah. It's a deal.

- A bet?

Sam, are you crazy?

Your job is already on the line,

and now you're thinking of
doing some dumb love bet?

- Jen.
- Sam.

- OK, look, I know.
I know. I know.

But you didn't see him.

He was so smug and arrogant...
- OK.

- And just, like...
- Look, look, look.

I hear you. I
really, really do.

It's just, are you,
like, 100% positive

that you don't actually have
a grudge against this guy?

'Cause you've kind of had...
- What?

- A grudge against him ever
since your parents split up.

- No, no, not at all. No.

And you know what?

I can do this.

- OK, OK.

Uh, the thing is
that we actually

just give our clients
three dates, Samantha,

so only crazy people
actually fall in love

in literally three dates.

Looks like your
10:00 a.m. is here.

OK.

Here's hoping she's crazy.
- Let's hope so.

- And that's it.

So do you have any
questions at all?

- It only takes three dates?

- Yep.

- But what if he
doesn't like me?

- Why wouldn't he like you?

You're amazing.

- I just, um...

I don't know how
to talk to people,

especially men.

Why can't men be more like cats?

- Well, then they'd
be too smart.

Yeah!

- Millie, you deserve
your dream man.

You're worth it.

You really think so?

- No.

- No?

- Oh, um... no.

No, no, no. Um, I'm so sorry.

I'm gonna... will you excuse
me just for one second?

I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.

- OK.

- What are you doing here?

Are you insane?

What are you doing?

- I'm here to meet our client.

- Our client?

- Oh, you thought I was
just gonna take your word

on whether or not
she falls in love?

Sam, I take my bets
very seriously.

- Matt, this is where I work.

You can't just show
up here like...

- Oh, hello.

- Hi.
- Who is this gentleman?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Um, this is...

- Hm?

- Uh...

- Oh, I'm the intern.

- Intern?
- Intern?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. Yeah, the... the intern.

Remember Jen set up that
internship with my college?

- So you're in college?

- Oh, yeah. I decided
to change careers

after what I realized I
was doing was a giant sham.

I'm Matt, by the way.

I'm gonna be shadowing Sam here.

But if there's
anything you need,

anything at all.
- Oh.

Well, thank you, Matt.

I'm Breanna.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I, uh...
- I run this office.

- Oh?

- Welcome to the team.

I'm sure we'll see
one another soon.

- OK.

So where's our client?

- OK, um, Millie,
uh, sorry about that.

This is Matt, my underling.

- Intern.

- All right.

So next, we're gonna
go through a series of

this or that questions
to get a better sense

of your relationship goals.

This allows us to ensure that

you're building a lasting
and solid relationship

with your new partner.

- Um, OK.

- OK, um, indoor
or outdoor dates?

- Indoor.

Uh, no.

Um, whatever he likes.

- OK.

And coffee dates or drinks?

- I don't drink, but I could
have a coffee at a bar,

uh, if...

- And do you want kids?

Wow.

Uh, that's a big shift.

Um, mm, I guess?

- Come on, Millie!

Be bold. Own what you want.

- Yes, yes.

I want kids.
- That's it, well done.

- And marriage?
- Uh, yes, definitely.

- On a roll.

- And do you have
someone in mind that

you'd like to connect with?

- Yes.

- Do you want to tell us who?

- Oh! Ye... uh... uh, ye... yes.

Sorry. Oh, I got carried away.

Um, his name is Wyatt.

And he's... he's dreamy.

You know, he, like,
builds furniture

with raw lumber
with his bare hands

'cause he's, like, so manly.

- I love your enthusiasm.

- Um, and how did
you and Wyatt meet?

- Uh, well, we haven't.

Um, but I...

I read an article
with him online.

- Oh, OK, so you haven't met?

That's OK. That's OK.

Um, so we'll just...
we'll have to use

your first date as a meet-cute.
- That's... that's fine.

And, um, actually, I
brought something for you.

But I... I promise I
don't carry a photo of him

with me all day.

What?

You think he's too good for me.

- No, no, no, not at all.

- No.
- No.

- Um...
- No. No, no, no.

- No, this is pointless.

I'm...
- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Um, yeah.

Why would a man like
that ever want...

- Hey.

Let's go get your dream man.

- No, no, no, no, no.

I can't...
- I can't do this. No way.

What am I even wearing? I look...
- I look ridiculous.

- Relax, relax.

Our makeover team knows
what they're doing.

You look fantastic.

Here. Put this in your ear.

Here you go.

- What about me?

- Oh. Oh, did you
not bring yours?

You know a good intern should
always bring their own gear.

Um, OK.

Mill, can you hear me?

- Yes, I... I can hear
you, but... but Sam...

- Millie, listen. You're
gonna be fine, OK?

You've got this.

Plus, I'm going to be in
your ear the whole time

so all you have to do is
repeat what I'm saying.

Copy?

- Copy.
- OK.

All right, now just go in
there, have a look around,

and we'll be in
right behind you.

Millie, you've got the
best date whisperer

in the business.

Go.

All right.

Now just breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe, Millie.

Millie, Millie, breathe.
- You got this, Millie!

- You're being awfully
encouraging for somebody

who loses if she falls in love.

- What?

I'm a sucker for romance.

- Oh.

It smells nice in here.

I agree.

Sam!

- Wyatt.

- No, Millie.
- What?

- No, you're Millie.
Say you're Millie.

- Um... um...

I'm not Sam.

You look like a Sam.

I know a Sam, and you
look just like him.

Uh, but I...

I... I'm not Sam.

Sorry. Let me start over.

I'm Millie.

- Millie.

Got it.

What can I do for
you today, Millie?

- You're looking
for a nightstand

for your father, a pair.

- I'm looking for a
nightstand for my father.

A pair.

- Perfect. Yeah, um, our
nightstands are actually

out in the back patio here.

Now, what kind of style
does your dad like?

- Something unique and
artisan would be lovely.

- Well, you're in good
hands with me, Millie.

- Tell her to hold his hand.

- They've just met.
- So what?

He's a guy. They're easy.
It's a classic case.

- You know what?
You can't do this.

You can't just waltz
in here and act like

you know everything.

That is how people get hurt, OK?

- I'm just saying she
needs to go for it.

She needs courage. Come on.

Where'd she go?

- A pine tree that, actually,
that I cut down myself

here on the property.
- Wow.

- Millie, what are you doing?

I told you to go
to the nightstand.

That suggests certain things.

Coffee tables just suggest...

- Do you have one big
enough for a puzzle?

I was going to say
coffee, but yeah,

puzzles are equally as boring.

Look at him, taking her to
the most expensive table.

So predictable. He's
just in it for the sale.

What? What?

- What else is he
supposed to be in it for?

He doesn't even know
that she likes him yet.

- You know what? You
are throwing me off.

Just take three steps back.

- Really?
- Yeah, three big steps.

Thank you.

All right, Millie,
you want a date?

Let the master work.

- So how many pieces
are we thinking exactly?

- Go high.

- 10,000?

- 10,000 puzzle pieces.

Wow.

That's a big number.

- "I like a challenge."

- Well, I like a challenge.

You know, the sense of
accomplishment you get

when you overcome
something hard.

- OK, well, we
can work with ten.

Um, let's see, that
would kind of put you at

just about...

- Get down there and do
the same thing as him.

That's it, good.

Now take your hand
and put it on his

ever so gently.

Perfect, exactly.

Now look him in
the eyes and say...

- Feels about right.

- Oh, yeah.

So you like it?

- Uh...

I do. But I have to
measure my space.

And I came here for my dad,

so, uh, maybe next time.

- OK... OK, Millie.

OK, that's OK.

Just walk to the car.

Don't say goodbye. Trust me.

Ooh. OK, that's OK.

That's OK. Just keep walking.

Keep walking.

OK.

OK.

- Hey, um, sorry,
I didn't mean...

- What's he saying?

- He's flustered.

It doesn't matter
how cool a guy is.

For the right woman, he
will always get nervous.

There you go, Wyatt.

Find your courage.

Yes, yes, yes, come on.

- Let me get your
number real quick.

And, uh, doing
anything tomorrow?

Does tomorrow work?
- Tomorrow's great.

Yes!

Did you see that?

You... you saw that?
- Yes, yes, I saw it.

- See, that is finesse.

Don't need a jackhammer
for one nail.

- You don't need a jackhammer
for any amount of nails.

- Whatever.
- Mm.

- I'm good.

- Hi!
- Oh.

Way too much energy
for pre-coffee, Jen.

- OK, well, take a sip.

OK.

Now just tell me everything.

I mean, how did it go?

What's he like?
- Who?

- Oh, come on.

Wait. You know that
Breanna has been, like,

talking about him
nonstop, right?

- OK, that is kind
of disturbing.

And it was awful.

No, he is awful, Jen.

Jen, he is so annoying.

He just... he thinks
he knows everything.

It is so annoying.
You have no idea.

- Mm. Is it now?

- Careful.

It's just like there's
no... there's no planning.

And there's no thinking.

- No overthinking?

- Right, exactly!

No. Wait, what?

- I mean, I am just saying,

sometimes you, like,
overthink. You overcomplicate.

You overanalyze.

You just, like, get
in your own head,

and you just sabotage
yourself. You know what I mean?

I'm saying all of this
with love, obviously.

- Obviously, but OK, with
love, you weren't there.

This guy is beyond annoying.

- So then, why don't you
just call off the bet?

- No way. Mm-mm, no.

- OK! Coffee is
clearly kicking in.

- Jen, he needs to
learn his lesson.

He ruined my family.

- Sam...
- He told my dad

to leave my mom, which,

now that I know
him, is classic him.

I mean, he just,
like, pushes people

to make these big
decisions and... and... and

throw caution to the wind
and, like, live in the moment,

and not even think about
repercussions, you know?

- Yeah, well, Sam, your
dad is happier, hon.

And however that came about,

you've got to admit that
it's good that your dad

can finally live his truth.
- No, I... I know. I know.

You're right.

- So what are you
gonna do about Matt?

- I'm going to crush
him like a bug.

- Oh, hey.

Ah, check this out.

That's a little high.

Oh, and he makes the catch...
- Wow.

- Ladies and gentlemen.
- Very impressive.

Um, where's my dad?

- Upstairs changing
into a tuxedo.

- OK.
- OK, come on.

- Your turn.
- No.

- I know you're allergic to fun,

but you can try this.
- I'm good, thank you.

Dad?

- You do it, I'll shut up.
- OK, fine.

Um, are you OK?

- Yeah.
- Those aren't soft.

- I'm fine. Just
give me another one.

- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

- OK, that's the spirit.

Hey!

That was amazing.

- No, you're good where you are.

Da...

- What do you think?

- You look really nice.

- I would second that.

You look amazing, honey.
- Thank you.

So are you two ready for yours?

- Mm-hmm.

- Too many mints?

- Glad to see you're
having some fun, Sam.

- Yeah, I'm dressed
like a Barbie doll,

so I clearly have plenty of fun.

- Speaking of fun,
when's date number one

for the Millster?

- Mm, yeah, you're
not coming to that.

- I'm sorry. What?

What do you mean?
What about our bet?

- You're too much of a wildcard.

- Yeah, I know.

- No, that's not a
good thing, Matt.

Date whispering is a science,

a very specific science...

- And you are...
- A rebel? Loose cannon?

Dangerous? I know.

- Yeah, more like
a pain in the...

Wow,
look at you two.

You look amazing.

- Mm.

What's wrong, Sammy Bear?

Oh, Sammy...
- Sam.

- Um, nothing.

No... nothing, Dad.

It's all good. Suit fits well.

I just...
- I kind of have to run. I have a work meeting.

So, um, approved?

- Approved.

- Cool.

- Or you could
stay, have some fun,

do something different.

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, Matt, you, um, better
be careful about that

cool guy advice
you're always giving.

Might get yourself in
trouble one of these days.

- No way.

- They fired me, Matt.

I did what you told me.

I stood up to my boss.

And they fired me.

What am I gonna do?

- I am so sorry.

I...
- I have kids.

How am I going to support 'em?

You need to fix this.

- I mean, Jo, I
can't. I don't even...

- You know my
reach at this club.

- Yeah.

- I'm afraid I'm
just gonna have to

tell all your
clients about this.

- Jo... - Jo...
- You'd be done, Matt.

Done.

Fix it.

- Hi.

What's going on?

- Hi, Sam.

So
good to see you.

- Can you just...

what are you doing
in Breanna's office?

Do you...
- I'm sorry.

Do you have any idea

how much trouble I would be in

if she found out about our bet?

- Yes, I am sorry.

I was looking for you,
and you weren't there.

And then Breanna
saw me and was like,

"Hey, can you get
me some coffee?"

'Cause, you know, intern.

- Why were you even
looking for me?

I told you, you're not
coming on Millie's next date.

- About that.

Um, I might have
messed up big time.

I, um... yeah, look,

I told one of my tennis
clients that she should

confront her boss because
he passed her over

for so many promotions.

So I was like, "You know
what? You stand up to him.

You say what you gotta
say. You get in there."

And now she's fired.

Sam, she's fired.

I just... she's fired.

- Just hold this.
- Like, fired.

- And this.

And this.

- What is...
- And this.

- What is happening?

Sam, you're not listening to me.

- You are gonna get
two people fired

if you keep showing up here.

- OK, you don't understand.
This client is Jo Law.

The... the tabloid
writer, Jo Law,

the queen bee of gossip
and rumors, Jo Law.

She's gonna ruin my
reputation at the club.

Sam, I'm gonna
lose all my clients

if I don't get this ad space.

I'm sorry, are you
seriously asking me

for a down payment
on losing our bet?

- Yeah. I mean, well,
when you say it like that,

it kinda sounds desperate.

- Oh, my gosh. OK, I told you.

Sorry, but I told you that
this was gonna happen.

I told you this
was gonna happen.

You are a meddler.

You push and you
push and you push.

You think you know
everything, but you don't.

And I told you that
one of these days,

one of these big bombs you keep
telling other people to drop

was going to blow
up in your face.

- So you'll help me?

You are not even
listening to me.

That's good. You know
what? I gotta go.

I gotta go. Millie has
a hiking date with,

uh, wood working wonder boy,

- so good luck, intern.
- Sam, Sam. No, no.

- Bye.
- Do not... do not leave me!

Sam!

- Millie, I'm so
sorry, but I'm here.

I'm here.
- Where have you been?

Wyatt just texted me saying
he's two minutes away.

- Um, OK, that's fine.

- Where's Matt?
Why isn't he here?

- Oh, Matt, he's, um...
he's doing paperwork,

intern stuff today.

So just you and me.

- OK, so you've got this.

Just remember, confidence,

and I will be in your
ear the whole time.

- OK.
- OK.

- Oh, my gosh, he's here.
- Oh.

- What is he, 12?
Who rides a scooter?

- What?

- What?

Oh, I was...
- I was just saying, it's a cool scooter.

- Oh, well, you know,
he doesn't drive

because he's trying to
reduce his carbon footprint.

You know, like, save the planet.

He's such a hero.

Hi, Wyatt!

- Hey.

- Well, it's really
pretty out here.

- Yeah, it's one of
my favorite hikes.

I come out here probably
at least once a week.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- Oh, that's...
that's OK. That's OK.

Just laugh it off.
- Are you OK?

- Yeah, I'm...
- Geez.

- I'm fine.

Yeah, its bark was
worse than its bite.

- No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, don't make a joke.

Just... just laugh.

- Bark, like tree bark.

That's... that's pretty good.

Or that's... that's
pretty wood, huh?

- Oh.
- Eh?

- Hey.

- Wow, I...

I don't know how you
pulled that one off.

OK, good job.

- So how did you get
started in furniture making?

- That's actually...

- Oh, my God, Millie.

Hi! How are you?

- Hi. Hi.
- How are you doing?

Bob Ford, used car salesman.

You look like a Vespa guy.

Vespa, electric scooters,

anything you need, I got you.

- Nice to meet you.

- Bob Ford.
- Bob Ford.

- Yeah.
- Got it.

- Millie and I
actually used to date.

Let me tell you,
she's a little crazy,

a bit of a wild one, not
really in a good way.

Have you introduced him
to the porcelain cats yet?

- What?
- Bob?

Bob!

Honey, oh!
- Hey, hi.

- I've been looking
for you everywhere.

- Have you?

- Um, oh, and Millie, hi.

Hi. Millie is our neighbor.

So sorry to intrude.
- Neighbor.

- And you are?
- Wyatt.

- Mm, so good to meet you.

I am just
so sorry about Bob.

He was just at the
dentist and, um,

had a bad reaction
to the anesthetic.

He's a little loopy.

You know, doesn't really
know what he's saying.

- Yes.
- Yep.

OK, um, well, we should
get you home, honey,

'cause, you know,
the dentist said

if we don't, you could die.

- Wow, that's... that's serious.

- OK. Bye, guys.

- Great meeting you.

- Great meeting you, too. Yeah.

- Yeah.

- You don't say anything.

Millie, you're doing great, OK?

I'm just gonna be five minutes.

Just ask him... ask
him about his job.

Ask him if he has pets, um,

if... if he's close
with his family, OK?

So are you out of your mind?

- I cannot lose this bet, OK?

I need those ads.

- So just buy the ad space.

Don't ruin my date.

- I cannot buy the ads.

Look, I'm not gonna
get into it right now.

Money's a little bit
tight, and I'm sorry.

What do you care anyways?

You practically hate the guy.

- What? I don't hate him.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Do you remember the files
you put in my arms earlier?

Yeah, I read what you put in

your initial reports
about him: "pretentious"?

Well, he's... you know,

his furniture prices
are insanely high.

- Mm-hmm, "manipulative."

- Did you see?

He took her to coffee tables

when she was looking
for nightstands.

- "Phony?" I mean,
come on, Sam.

You saw the guy once.

How could you know any of that?
- OK, fine.

Maybe phony was a leap,
but you should have

seen this guy today,
rolling in on a scooter

for the environment?

And the only person that does
that is Leonardo DiCaprio,

so clearly, my
instincts are spot on.

Look, none of this even matters.

My job is on the line, OK?

You can't keep
doing these things.

- Sam, please, I'm
begging you, OK?

I'll leave them
alone. Just help me.

- I am not giving you ad space.

I told you, I don't even
have the power to do that.

- OK, if you back off,

I will help your client
get her job back.

- Seriously?

Really?
- Yes.

Just come to my house tonight.

I will text you the address.

We'll get it all sorted.

OK, now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to go fix the
mess that you made.

All right? Thank you.
- Go, go, go.

- Wait, do you want my help?

- No.

- OK.

- You told him that you'd
whisper for his client?

How does that work?
- I don't know.

But I mean, it can't
be that different than

whispering for a date, right?

I mean, instead of a
kiss, the goal is a job.

- I guess.

I think I'm just surprised
that you offered.

I thought that he was
public enemy number one.

He is.

But, you know, I also
can't lose my job.

So if this keeps him
off my back, then fine.

- Plus, you know,
it's nice to do

nice things for nice people.

- You know, after today,

I'm not entirely
sure he's people.

Maybe an alien sent
to destroy my life.

Oh, that is him. I gotta go.

OK, so tell me what is going on.

What?
- What are you doing?

It's pizza. Just pick
it up and eat it.

- I don't want to
get my hands messy.

- The mess is part of the fun.

- Says the man who's in
quite a bit of a mess.

- Touché.

I'm just saying not everything
has to be so serious, you know.

- What is happening
with your client?

- You were right.

I should not have told
her to confront her boss.

- So what does she want?

- Just her job back.

She says she tried calling,
but she's not exactly

the calmest person
under pressure, so.

- OK, fine. Fine, fine, fine.

I'm going to need a list
of information from her.

And then Friday, 10:00 a.m.,

we will meet in
front of her office.

I will get her job back.

- Do you really think
this is gonna work?

- Same principles as dating.

Establish trust,
build a connection,

find your hooks, get
a positive outcome.

- It really is a science.
- Mm-hmm.

- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

- You know, earlier,
you had mentioned that

your job was on the line.

What did you mean?

- Well, I just...

I haven't been in the
best place lately.

And my work's been suffering.

And so Breanna, your bestie,

she's giving me one last chance

to prove my worth
to the company.

So if Millie doesn't
fall in love, then...

- You did a bet on
top of all of this?

You must really want me
out of your dad's wedding.

Do it. No, no.
- I'm just gonna go get a fork.

- No, you're not.
You're an adult.

Eat your pizza
like a real woman.

Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen...

- Are you happy?
- I'm so happy!

The smallest of victories.

Pizza with no fork? Well done.

Thank you.

- It tastes better, right?

- I admit nothing.

- Hmm.

And that was the serve
that won me the match.

So then I rushed the net,

you know, 'cause I thought
it was a cool thing to do.

And I got my foot caught

and ended up knocking
out my two front teeth.

- No.
- Oh, yeah.

- Yeah, not the best
move, but I was hooked.

I knew I loved the
sport at that point.

I got 'em fixed.
- I was just checking.

- Really? Are you sure?
- I was just checking.

But they look good.

- Weirdo.

Second question for you.
- Mm-hmm.

- Earlier, you
had mentioned that

your work's been suffering.

Is this from your mom
and dad splitting up?

Yeah.

- Oh.

- But hey, I mean,

I know you didn't mean to

get involved with their
relationship and...

- Oh!

No, I... I wasn't apologizing.

- Oh.

Well... well, you should.

- Yeah, but you just said...

- I was being polite, Matt.

You know, you told my
dad to leave my mom,

and it broke up our family/

What, just another one
of Matt's big pushes?

- Sam, it was a push
that worked out.

I mean, your dad's happier now.

- What is wrong with you?

Have you learned nothing, Matt?

There is a way to
do things, a method.

- A science?
- Yes!

Yes, a science.

You can't just keep going around

and taking all these big risks.
That's how people get hurt.

I mean, look at your client.

- Yeah, you know what? Fine.

Maybe, Sam.

I don't regret your dad, though.

He lived his entire
life as a lie, Sam.

So, no, that was the right push.

I'm sorry that you found
out the way that you did.

It sucks, OK?

That, I get.

- You get it?

You get it?

No, Matt, you don't get it.

OK, you don't know
what it feels like

to think you know
someone your whole life

and then find out
you were a mistake.

- Sam, I...
- Please leave.

- OK.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Um, can I talk to
you really quickly?

- Yeah, of course.

Are... are you OK?
You seem a little...

- Yeah, no, I'm
good. It's just...

I don't know... something.
It's just that...

- Sam? My office.

- OK.

I better go.
- Go, go.

- Hi.

Oh.

- How are things
with your client?

- Um, good, I think.

I mean, the guy is a little...

- Two dates in,
and one date left.

- Yeah, and I was
actually thinking...

- Is she happy?

- Yes.

- Is there a connection?

- I think so.

- I'm gonna tell you
this as your friend, Sam.

You've been with this
company a long time.

And like I said before,

you were our top
whisperer for years.

Please don't mess this up.

I really don't want to fire you.

Um...

I won't.

- Get out of your own way.

- Mm-hmm.

- Sam.

Get out
of your own way.

- Thanks, Breanna.

- Sam.
- Yeah?

- How is that intern
of yours doing?

- Uh... um, good.

Very good.

OK, bye.

- Where is she, Matt?

- She will be here,
Jo. I promise.

- She'd better be.

If she's not, you can say
goodbye to your career.

- Yes, yes, yes.

I'm very well aware
she... my life is... oh!

There she is. See? I told you.

- No, Millie, just trust me.

I know, I know it feels fast,

but just text him exactly
what I told you, OK?

We have to get clarity
on how he's feeling.

And this is the best
way to do it without...

- She does this a lot.

- Exactly. So...
- OK.

OK, we'll lock in
date three tomorrow.

I'll see you then.

OK, yeah, I gotta go.

- Hi.
- Hi.

So you're Jo?

- Surely, you know
who I am, dear.

- All right.

Um, you're going to
put this in your ear.

- OK, so what's she gonna do?

Like, a big grand gesture or...

oh, no, she could
pull the fire alarm...

- That's him, right?

OK, you're gonna
walk over there,

bump into him, and
spill this on yourself.

- Excuse me? This
is a silk blouse.

- OK, well, if you want
to keep buying more,

you'll listen to me.

Look, we need to
establish a dynamic

where he is at fault and
you're the victim, OK?

So don't get any on him.

Go now. Go.

- Come on.

- Oh!
- Oh!

- I am so sorry... Jo.

Jo, what are you doing here?

I told you I'm not
giving you your job back.

- You don't want your job back.

You've already
accepted a new job.

You just stopped by to
pick up a few things

for your new office.

- No, my blouse. It's ruined.

Did you say
something about my old job

after just spilling
coffee all over me?

- She's good.

- She is loving this.

- I don't want your job, Doug.

I already accepted a new offer.

- Here, let me give you
some money for the...

did you say you
accepted another job?

Where?
- Don't tell him where.

Let him ask again, and
don't take any money.

Keep him feeling in the wrong.

- Keep your money, Doug.
I don't have time to stop.

I'm picking up a few
things for my new office,

a corner office
in the penthouse.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't... don't improv,
and don't oversell.

- Take the money.
- No, I gotta go.

- Hey, where did you
accept that offer?

- Go big.

- Whitehall Press.

- Whitehall?

Wow, that was fast.

- Apparently, they were
waiting for me to be free.

A headhunter had me in to
talk to the CEO and CFO.

Big plans.
- Go and walk away.

- Doesn't matter. I gotta run

and figure out something
with this blouse.

- Don't hesitate. Just go.

- Jo.

Maybe we should talk

before you officially
start your new job.

- Hm, all right.

- Oh.

See, they are so cute.

Come on, you can't deny it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they are pretty cute.

- You OK?

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

I'm just... lot on
my mind, you know?

- Hey, how's the bet
going, by the way?

Do you think you're actually
gonna get an "I love you"

by date three?
- Mm, yeah, but I don't know.

I'm just... I'm
starting to think,

what if he's not the
right guy for her?

You know, or what if he
hurts her or leaves her?

- Interesting.

- What?
- Oh, no, nothing.

It's just...
- I don't know... your focus seems to have shifted

from getting Matt
out of the wedding...

to actually really
worrying about your client.

- No, my focus is
on keeping my job.

But yeah, I mean, I guess
if Matt's in the wedding,

it's not... it's not the
worst thing in the world.

It's not like it's
my wedding, right?

- Oh, yeah, speaking of which,

I'm gonna leave you two to chat.

- Jen. Jen!

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Can I buy you another drink?

- How about your dad, huh?

- I'm happy he's having fun.

Did you set this all up?

- Maybe.

- Wow.

You've been helping a lot
with the wedding stuff,

so thank you.
- Of course.

You were amazing
today, by the way.

Like, seriously.

It was really cool to watch,

and it made me think
about some things, too.

I know you're going through
it at work right now,

but I can definitely see how

you're the best
whisperer out there, Sam.

- Thanks.

I mean, it's a lot
easier to be on your game

when love's not
actually involved.

- Yeah, about that.

- What?

What's going on?

- I want to change the bet.

- Oh.

Afraid you're gonna lose?

- If I win, you have
to talk to your dad.

It's good to see
nothing's changed.

- Sam, I promise you

this isn't some big
swing thing, OK?

Look, your dad loves you.

He misses you.
- Misses...

I'm right here.

I have...
- I've been in all the wedding stuff.

I'm at the bachelor party.

I'm actually standing
at the altar.

- You're here, but you're
not really here, Sam.

We all see that. He feels that.

There's, like, this barricade
where you don't want

to get hurt, and you just
put it in front of people.

- This is none of your business.

- You need to tear it down, Sam.

- Matt, stop it.

- Guys, guys,

they're calling for the
best people to come up on...

- Hey, can you take me home?

- Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

- Hey.

If you want to change your
end of the bet, that's fine.

Mine still stands.

When you lose, you are
out of this wedding.

Who does he think he is?

Who does he think he is,
telling me to talk to my dad?

He is my dad.

I will talk to him
when I want to.

Jen?

- I'm here.

- No.

You... you agree with him?

Are you serious?
You're a traitor.

- No, Sam.

I'm just saying, I think that

this whole bet thing
is dumb and dangerous.

And I think that you...
- OK, I get it. I get it.

- Look, maybe you
talking to your dad

wouldn't actually
be the worst thing

in the entire world.

It's not gonna bring my
family back together.

- Maybe it will, though.

I mean, not in the way
that it used to be,

but you'll have your dad back.

And he'll have you.

That's family, Sam.

And plus, I mean,
think of, like,

all the birthday gifts
that Frankie must give.

I mean, oh!

- Seriously, if you do
not want him as a dad,

I will take him.
- You'll take him?

- I will take him.

Please, just... just
right over this way.

- Thanks.

- Hey, boss.

What you doing?

- I am just creating

the perfect park
atmosphere for a picnic

for Millie and Wyatt.

- The perfect picnic park place.

I do love alliteration.

- Mm, well, please
participate post haste.

- Oh, of course.

I got to admit, I was
expecting a different vibe.

I wasn't really sure if
I should show up or not.

- Yeah.

Um, well, I may have

maybe sort of overreacted
the other night.

I mean, I... I know
you're just trying to help

in your very Matt way.

- "The Mighty Matt Method,"
some might call it.

- Ah. I see what you did there.

- So are we pushing for
the "I love you" today?

Lots on the line.

- Yeah.

You know, about that,

you don't have to pull
out of the wedding.

I mean, that was really
never fair of me to ask.

- Really?

Well, thanks.

Thanks, Sam.

And I guess using your
relationship with your dad

as a bet wasn't the
best tactic either?

- Mm.

- Sorry.

But I do think you
two should talk.

How about we change
it to a friendly bet?

- Friendly? No way.

We are putting
something on the line.

- Ah.

I love the sound of that.

What you have in mind?

- Um... ooh.

Wedding gifts?

Loser buys winner's?
- Yes, deal.

Mine is gonna be huge.

- Mine is going to be
so big and so expensive

with insane delivery fees.

International, of course.

- That is brutal.

OK, well, I'm gonna
get one of Wyatt's...

no, no, ten of
Wyatt's coffee tables.

Monster.

- Uh, hi.

- Hi!

- What are you doing?

- Millie! Hi, how are you?

- Are you sane again?

- I may have told her that
you went temporarily insane

from eating some bad sushi.

- What?

Yes, yes, no, I...

that is the last time that
I mix California rolls

and Alaska rolls.

Those states just
don't get along.

- Well, I'm glad you're back.

You're really good
at building me up.

- Thank you.

- Just like Sam is
good at guiding me.

- Oh.

- You two make a good team.

- No.
- No, I don't really think so.

- With him?
- It feels a little weird.

- No.
- She's...

- Um, but Millie,
how are you feeling?

I mean, that's the
important thing.

- I feel good.

Uh, yeah, that nervous, shaky,

"can't stop thinking horrible
thoughts" kind of good.

- Uh, OK.

Um, well, what kind
of horrible things?

- I just realized
how different we are.

You know, at first,
I was like, "Yay!"

But now I'm like, "Yikes."

- Well, that's normal.

You're questioning
your attraction.

I mean, it's a risk
liking someone.

And you know, there's
actually no one better

to talk to about
risks than Matt.

- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

- Are you sure? 'Cause
I've taken all that

big swing stuff deep
down and locked it away.

It's forever gone.
- Sure.

Well, you can let
just a little out.

- Millie!

- Whoa.

- This is it.

What's your favorite food?

- What?

Uh, grilled cheese?

- I'm sorry. Is
that a question?

- Grilled cheese with tomato.

- Exactly.

And what was it like just
before the first time

you tried grilled
cheese with tomatoes?

- Well, I don't know. I
was, like, three, probably.

- You doubted yourself.
You were nervous.

That's OK. I mean, grilled
cheese with tomatoes?

Madness.

Now it's your favorite.

Your absolute favorite, right?

This is the same thing.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I can kind of
see how you draw the line...

- The same thing!

Nerves are good.

- Nerves are good.

- You're gonna have fun.

- I'm gonna have fun.

- Yes! And if it feels right,

you're gonna give
that boy a smooch.

What?
- Mm-hmm.

- I agree.

I mean, less yell-y
and manic, but,

um, I agree.

- OK!

Yeah, uh...

thank you.

Uh, this is amazing.

And I... I couldn't have
done it without you.

- Well, we are gonna
just be in the car.

And you just have fun.

OK?

Come on.

- What? You guys
have binoculars, too?

Really?

Oh, there's Wyatt.
He's walking over.

- Hey.
- You did all this?

This is amazing.

- OK, let me know
what he's saying.

- Oh, well, you can
just listen yourself.

- Earbuds?

You sure that I'm
ready for this?

- Mm, there's no mic on it.

I'm not an idiot.

Hey, Sam.

They're sitting down.

- Yeah, I know how you
like to be outside, so.

- Yeah, it's perfect.

You're perfect.

- Ugh, Wyatt.

OK, let's hear it.

I'm sure you're gonna
say what a fraud he is

and how men use these
cheesy lines to trick women.

Come on. Let it out.

- I think he means it.

- Um, no, I'm...
- Millie?

- I'm not. I'm not.

- Hey, whoa, whoa,
what's going on?

Are you OK?
- No, I don't...

- Wait, wait, wait. Hang on.

What's happening?

- Millie, is
everything all right?

- I don't...
- What is it?

- Millie, take...

Millie, take a breath.

Take a deep breath, OK?

You're OK.

- I'm not perfect,
though. I'm not perfect.

I've had you this whole time.

- Who... who are you talking to?

- Millie, don't talk
to me directly, OK?

Just listen to my voice, OK?

Now just look him in the eyes,

and listen to my words, OK?

Breathe in with me.

And out.

OK?
- No, no, no, no, I can't.

I can't do this.
- Millie.

Millie, you're OK.
Just... just breathe, OK?

Millie?
- I'm not perfect.

I'm not. I can't.

- Millie, are you with me?
- I'm not perfect.

- Millie? Millie?

- What is that?

- - I'm not...
- I'm not perfect.

- She's gone rogue!
- Oh, OK.

OK, we're leaving.

- Come on!

- I like board games,

and not the normal game
night kind of board games;

the really nerdy ones.

I have a Dungeons and
Dragons character.

Her name is Snarf.

She's half orc, and
she's really ugly!

- Oh... oh, OK.
Are you all right?

- I'm a terrible runner!

I don't swing my arms, and
I take really tiny steps.

I don't know why. It just...

it feels weird doing
it any other way, OK?

And I look like a penguin
trying to escape a wave.

- Lower.

- This is as low as I go.

- Are we in one of those, like,
punked hidden camera shows

right now or something?

- I have zero confidence.

Sometimes I walk into doors,

and then I apologize
to the door.

- That's actually pretty cute.

- I talk to my cats. A lot.

And I gave them human names,
so it would seem less weird,

but it still seems weird.

Their names are David and Glenn.

- Millie...

- I've killed...

- Whoa.
- At least six plants...

In the past year.

And I wear a mouth
guard at night.

And sometimes I
still do the puzzles

on the back of cereal boxes.
- Millie.

I have no idea what's
going on right now,

but all of that,
that's... it's OK.

It's OK.

- But there's one more thing.

I hired a date
whispering service

to help make you fall for me.

That's... that's
them over there.

You guys can come out.
You're terrible hiders.

- Wait, a date
whispering service?

Like, one of those things
where they tell you

what to say the entire time?

- I was scared.

You just... you seem so perfect.

And... I'm just me.

- Millie? You OK?

- Wait.
- Hi.

- You guys are from the hike.

And you!

You're the one who
said all those weird,

horrible things.
- Yeah, I, um...

- Wyatt.

- No, what?

Everything you
told me was a lie?

- No.

God, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just
wanted you to like me.

- It wasn't you.

That's so sad.

It was never you.

- Wyatt, it... it was her.

It wasn't a lie.

We just help our clients put
their best selves forward.

- But they aren't her
words. They're your words.

- Well, we have an intricate,
detail-oriented process,

questionnaires and interviews,

all to learn about a
client's personality

to make sure we're not showing
anyone in a false light.

- I don't know. I mean, it
just feels so weird now.

It makes it kind of
hard to trust you.

- Wyatt.

- No, I'm...

I'm sorry. This is...

this is too much.

- Bud, she just told you
that she apologizes to doors.

Anybody who does that is
obviously a good person.

And she... she has cats
named David and Glenn.

How cute is that?

And did I hear something
about a penguin run?

Do... do you want to
show us real quick?

- No.
- OK.

Well, I bet it's adorable.
Look, the point is,

she put herself out there and
she laid all of her quirks bare

because she likes you.

She hired Sam because
she likes you, man.

- I don't know,
man. I mean, it's...

- She got the best
whisperer in this town.

Millie's in.

And obviously,
you like her, too.

Otherwise, you wouldn't have
had this weird freak-out.

Look, my motto is "Just do it."

- Pretty sure that's...
- Yeah.

- Look, what I'm trying to
say is, just go for it, OK?

You only live once, man.

- You know, you're right.

You're both right.

Sometimes I sleep with
a log under my pillow

'cause I... I like the
smell of freshly cut wood

- in the morning.
- Really?

- Well, it's not... not a log.

It's more like a small branch

and it's always
hickory, never oak.

And don't even get me started
on cedar 'cause that's, like,

the most overrated species...
- Well, OK.

Well, we don't have to do
the whole list thing again.

But you guys enjoy your picnic.

We're gonna go.

- You're leaving?

- Yeah.

You don't need us anymore.

You've got this.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Very well done.

You know, you were like a
surgeon with your words.

I mean, so... so precise,
so perfectly articulate.

- Mm. Well, look,
I hate to admit it,

but your whole, um,
"just do it" mentality

definitely worked today.

So thank you for
pushing a little bit.

- Wow.

- OK. Don't let it
go to your head.

- I mean, my head barely
fits in my house as it is.

Oh, my God. You are
like a different person.

Yeah, you.
- No. Mm-mm.

- Oh, mm-mm.
- It's one bite.

- Uh, what was that?

- The forks were all in there.

- Mm-mm, that's what I
thought you said. OK.

Look, well, I think I will
take this golden opportunity

to point out the
fact that, um...

Drum roll.

You lost the bet.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Did you just...
drum roll me losing?

- Yeah, is that not
what a drum roll is for?

- No, no, it's not,
actually. I don't think so.

I...

OK.

- Fine.

I know I lost.

- The thing is,

I know they love each other.

And it won't be long
until they're saying it,

so your spreadsheets
were a success, Sam.

- Oh, I know.

My success sheets
are always a success.

- Oh, my God. I'm
just trying to say

we can both consider
this a win, OK?

- That is very
diplomatic of you.

But thank you because I would
have had to remortgage my house

to buy one of Wyatt's
coffee tables.

Yes. Yes.

Hm.

- You know, um, actually
speaking of our... our bets,

I think...

I think that maybe you
might have been right?

I mean, maybe I
should talk to my dad.

- What?

Wow, Sam, that's... wow.

Yes, that would mean
the world to him.

- So thank you for pushing
'cause I definitely needed it.

- Of course.

Listen, while we're
being serious,

- Mm-hmm?

- I feel like I
owe you an apology.

I was pretty mean about Love
and Whispers when we first met,

and I shouldn't have
been. I'm sorry.

What you do helps people, Sam.

I see that now.

- Thank you.

- What is happening?

- We heard about what happened

and how your last client took
out her earbud and went rogue.

So here.

- Aw.

Well, I don't know if it
really warrants donuts, but.

- Well, just take a bite,
and then you tell me.

Oh, no, I was wrong. Donuts
were a very good call.

- Yeah, I know. I got you.

- Sam.

My office, please.

- OK.

Shoot.

Am I OK?
- OK. You're good.

Go.

- Um, Breanna, listen.

I can explain
about everything...

- Congratulations, Sam.

- You're not upset with me?

- Why would I be upset?

- Well, you wouldn't be.

I don't even know
why I said that.

- Because your
client went rogue,

and you revealed
yourself to her date?

- Yeah, kind of... kind of that.

- We've all had a rogue
client here and there.

Well, not me, of course, but...
- Of course.

- But the others? I'm sure.

What I care about,
Sam, are results,

and on that front,
you delivered.

Your review came in this
morning from your client,

and it's one of the best
I've seen in a while.

Five stars across the board.

You're back, Sam.

You can breathe again.

- Whew.

Thank goodness.
Um, wow. Thank you.

I'm so glad because, I mean,
this job means a lot to me.

What we do for people,

helping them find love and

breaking down the
walls between them,

it fulfills me.

- Well, I'm happy to hear it

because I have another
client for you.

- Oh.

Well, this is an
executive client.

- We'd like to make
you an executive, Sam.

What do you say?

Oh, my God!
- I had to.

- I love it so much.

Shall we?
- Yes, go!

- OK, OK.

- I didn't get it so you
could just, like, look at it.

- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.

- Oh, my gosh.

- But you deserve
it, Miss Executive!

And now you can dress just
like our boss, which...

- It is so awful.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, you'd be surprised

how hard it is to find,
like, really ugly blazers.

- I bet.
- Yeah.

- Well, thank you.

- So, how's
everything else going?

Are you feeling ready for the
rehearsal dinner tomorrow?

- Yeah.

You know, actually, I am.

I don't know. It's weird.

I feel like I've been
walking around this dark maze

for months, and, like, I
finally found a path out,

you know?

Does that sound super crazy?
- Mm-mm.

No, it does not
sound super crazy.

It actually sounds
really, really good.

Like, really, really, really...

What?

- I'm just wondering

how much of this, like,
newfound path of yours

is because of Mr. Matt
whatever his last name is...

- No, no, stop. Stop. Mm-mm.

- I am just saying.

Or you know what?

I am asking.

Let's say that I'm asking

so that you actually
have to answer.

- He's... he's a good guy.

He's a really good guy.

And he's helped me a lot.

But, Jen, romance, it's not
a part of the plan right now.

- Sam and her plans.

- I do love my plans.
- You do.

Should we get some food?

- Yes, and put on
some trashy TV?

- Oof!

I am so glad to see
being a big-time exec

hasn't changed you.

- Woo! ♪ Heaven
on the dance floor

♪ I've gotta, I've
gotta get some more ♪

♪ She was heaven...

- I only know half
the people here.

- Oh, my God.
- What?

- Is that cupcake?

- I only had one. Or two.

- It was...
- I almost didn't want to say anything because of...

- ♪ I gotta get some more

♪ You know, you
know I got to ♪

- Oh, that's our song.

- That's definitely
not our song.

- No, no, not our song.
My song with Matt.

Matt!

- Yes?
- On the dance floor now.

- I'm sorry, what?
- Come on.

- Dance floor. Go.

- ♪ Heaven on
the dance floor ♪

♪ I've gotta, I've
gotta get some more ♪

Oh, my gosh.

- ♪ She was heaven
on the dance floor ♪

♪ I've gotta, I've
gotta get some more ♪

- ♪ I've gotta get some more

- ♪ Heaven on
the dance floor ♪

- This is... this is a
little embarrassing, huh?

- It's not good, no.
- Good? No.

Frankie's so fashionable,
you'd think he would choose

a trendier dance than the vogue.

- Yeah.

- ♪ Get down, get
down, get down ♪

- What?
- Oh, God.

Oh, nice. Nice.

- Why don't we go show
them how it's done?

- Let's go.

- Woo! ♪ Heaven
on the dance floor

♪ I've gotta, I've
gotta get some more ♪

♪ She was heaven on
the dance floor ♪

♪ I've gotta, I've
gotta get some more ♪

- ♪ I've gotta get some more

- ♪ Heaven on
the dance floor ♪

♪ I've gotta, I've
gotta get some more ♪

♪ You know, you
know I've gotta ♪

- I bet you can't
eat that in one bite.

- You know a better bet would be

how many of these Frankie has
already stuffed into his bag?

- Oh, true, true.

He's got a bit of a
problem. Gotta work on that.

How's your night going?

- Good.

- Yeah, this...
this is all good?

- Mm-hmm.
- Where's your...

where's your partner in crime?

- She is off hobnobbing
with LA's fashion elite.

- Oh, are you trying to say

that this isn't
your scene either?

Not really.

- Yeah, I feel weirdly nervous
around all these people.

- Even me?

- Oh, especially you.

I think what you
do is amazing, Sam.

You're amazing.

- OK.

- I think you're smart and funny

in a very dry, borderline
mean kind of way.

But I dig it.

And I think you're
intelligent...

- That's the same
thing as smart.

OK.

See, that... that
very mean, but funny.

I'm sorry.

I... I just feel a
little nervous right now.

I... I don't...

what I'm trying to say is,
is that when I'm around you,

I just feel like I'm a
better version of myself.

I have so much fun
with you, and...

- Matt.

- I like you.

I actually wrote a...
a spreadsheet for you.

And it's just...
- I don't really have a spreadsheet.

I just thought that
would be funny.

- Matt, I can't do this.
- Sorry, uh...

Yeah.
- Sorry.

It's not...
- No, it's...

- It's... it's really...
- Fine.

- It's not... it's not you.
- Fine, it is... fine.

Just a quick question.

I thought you were
done hating romance.

I thought you were done
running away from all that.

I mean, we had so much
fun with Millie and Wyatt.

- Yeah, that was them, not me.

- I know, but... but you
and me, like, that...

you can't deny we
were a good team.

- It really doesn't matter.

- No, no, it does
matter, though, Sam.

That's... that's it.

OK, do you remember when I said

I didn't have a lot
of money for the ads?

- Breanna already
said that she's...

- That's not... that's not
what I'm talking about.

That's not what I mean.
Just... just let me finish.

It's because of my sister.

She is going through
a divorce right now.

And I've been
trying to help her.

And it has gotten messy
and drawn out and ugly.

And she has always felt
like her and this guy

were just two different people.

And I just think that's...

that's how everybody
lives their lives,

and I don't want that.

And then I meet
someone as frustrating

and as amazing as you.

And I find out that

you are the best person
I have ever met...

- Matt...
- And we are a good team.

- Matt, it doesn't...
it doesn't matter.

- You make me better.

You challenge me.
- So what?

It doesn't matter. So
what? So what? So what?

- What do you mean, "so what?"
- So what we're a good team?

So we make each
other better now?

- Is that a problem?
- What happens in ten years?

- I can't tell you...
- What about in 20 years?

What happens when
you wake up one day,

and you suddenly decide that
you've found something better?

You're right. You're
right. We are a good team.

We're great.

It's exactly why I
can't be with you

'cause, look, great,
it never lasts!

- Sam...
- Sorry.

What is wrong with you?

You did the right thing.
You did the right thing.

Definitely did the right thing.

Yeah.

Go to sleep, Sam. You
did the right thing.

Did I?

- I don't know. I... I
talked to her last night.

I just said that I liked her.

I don't...
- I don't understand what I did wrong, Frankie.

- Hey.

I thought I wasn't
supposed to see you

until you walked down the aisle.

God, look at you. You
look so beautiful.

- Thank you.

- OK, what's going on?

- Don, I'm so sorry. I
don't know what happened.

I... I...
- Sam isn't here yet, honey.

- Well, have you
tried to call her?

- I have been trying
to call her all day.

Her phone is off.

- I'd go to her house,
but I'm the last person

that she wants to see.
- I can go.

- No, I'll go.

- What about the wedding?

- Hey, that's my baby girl, OK?

Let me go figure it out, OK?

And I'll come right
back as soon as I can.

- Of course. Of course.

I'll just regale them with

some song and dance numbers.

You go be the wonderful
father that you are.

- All right. OK.

- What?

Ew!

What the...
- Sammy!

- Dad?

- Yes!

- Wha... oh, I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry! I fell asleep.

I couldn't sleep, so
I turned off my phone,

and then a bird
pooed on my head.

- Well, they say
that's good luck.

- Ew. Who says that?

Wait, wait, why aren't
you at your wedding?

- Hello? Because you aren't.

Look, Sam, it's time that we
talked about all this, OK?

Inside.

Less chance of more luck
landing on your head.

- And then the cat is found.

Holly and Paul share
a passionate kiss.

He has always loved her,

and she can now finally love him

because she truly
understands what love is.

And that, that is
"Breakfast at Tiffany's."

Thank
you. Thank you so much.

Is he back?

OK, go, go, go, go.

- It's for you.

- Thank you.

Wow.

You look really nice.

- Thank you.

- OK, I'm gonna get my
suit, and we're gonna go.

- Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

- I'm gonna...

- Let's just sit and
talk for a second.

- OK.

I'm sorry I ruined
your rehearsal dinner.

- You didn't.

- And now your actual wedding.

- Oh, please.

What's a gay wedding
without a little drama?

Sam, what's going on?

- I don't know.

I don't know, Dad.

I don't know. I think
I'm pretty messed up.

- I know, baby.

- I'm just scared, you know,

of caring for someone,
of someone caring for me.

I just...
- I don't want to take that chance.

- Sam, what happened
between your mom and me

has nothing to do with you.

It wasn't her fault.
It was no one's fault.

And I know you want
someone to blame.

That person isn't here, which
makes it so much harder.

But you can't hide your
heart away forever.

- Yeah, but you
guys were so happy.

- I know.

We were.

I mean, that's why your mom
is still my best friend.

I loved her then, and
I still love her now.

It had nothing to do with
us caring for each other

or you.

- So you don't feel
like I was a mistake?

Like, maybe you would
have just been happier

if you never had me?
- What?

Oh, my God.
- I don't know.

- Hey.

What made you come
up with that idea?

You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

- Why didn't you just say that?

Why didn't you just tell
me what was going on?

Why couldn't you have
just been honest?

- I wasn't honest
with myself, Sam,

my whole life.

It took me a long time to
figure out why I wasn't...

why I wasn't happy.

- So you weren't happy.
- No, no.

That's not what I meant.

Um...

I was so happy with our family,

with you, your mom.

I felt like the luckiest
guy in the world.

That's why it was so hard.

I felt like, "Here I am.
I have the perfect wife

"a perfect, beautiful daughter.

Why don't I feel complete?"

You know?

And then I met Frankie.

- Through my arch nemesis, Matt.

- I don't think he
had a master plan.

I mean, you know Matt.

And I don't think he's
capable of coming up

with a master plan.

- You know I did
actually have to show him

what an Excel sheet is?

- Oh, your success sheets.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

Point is, it's not Matt's fault.

I mean, I was just born
this way, you know?

He just gave me the
courage to accept who I am.

- Don't say it like that.
- What?

- Oh, like he is
some sort of hero.

Or at least
a half decent guy.

- He is.

You know that.

- I'm just worried, you know?

- I do.

Giving your heart to someone
is the scariest thing

to do in the world.

Hello.

He's a good guy.

And he likes you a lot.

- I'm really sorry
about everything.

- You're my daughter.

You never have to
say you're sorry.

And I love you.

- Love you.

- Now, oh, come on.

I'd still like to
get married today

if you would still
be my best woman.

- Let's get you to the altar.
- Yes.

- Ready?
- OK.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and let's...

let's get some of that
out of your hair, huh?

- Oh, ew, ew, ew! I
totally forgot about that.

Oh, my God. How
embarrassing would that been

if I went still with
this in my hair,

walking down the aisle?
- Yeah, yeah, we're going.

Yeah, go, go, wedding.

- Yeah, I'm going,
I'm going, I'm going.

- Right, we're going, OK.

- But unfortunately,

that's where the book
and the movie differ

because...
- They're here! They're here!

They're here! They're here.

- How do I look?
- You look good. Breath.

- OK, Hello. Sorry, everyone.

- So sorry, totally my
fault. Bird incident.

Hi.
- I'm sorry.

- It's OK. I told
them all about

my favorite Audrey
Hepburn movies.

They loved it, right, Matt?
- Mm-hmm.

- How are you doing, sweetie?
- Oh, I'm fine.

I just feel awful.
I'm really sorry.

- No, don't be silly.

We are just glad
that you're here now.

- Thanks... Dad.

- Oh.

- You're gonna make me
cry before the ceremony.

- Don't cry.

- Hey, guys, this is beautiful,

but the makeup's
starting to melt.

People are looking like the end
of "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

We should probably get started.
- Yeah, yeah.

Come on, let's go.
- Let's go. Yes, OK.

Wow.

Hi.
- Hi.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
we are gathered here today

to celebrate...

Ladies and gentlemen,
I now present to you

the two grooms.

- Hey, where's Sam?

- Oh, I think she's
over there getting...

oh, um, actually, I don't know.

- Sorry. Sorry. I
mean, who knew that

turntables could make that
horrible noise, right?

Um, OK, I'm just going to
borrow this really quickly.

Sorry... sorry.

- Sam.

- I'm fine.

Um...

Hi.

Hi, everyone.

Um, I promise this
won't take long.

Uh, I just wanted to
say that my dad...

hi, Dad... has always
led by example,

whether it's how
to sneak broccoli

under the table to the dog.

- I remember that.

- Or... or how to trip
and then turn it into

a light jog so no one really
knows how clumsy you are.

- You just did
that this morning.

- Stop her. She's
giving away my secrets.

- He also taught me how
to be insanely organized

and how rules and charts

and always having a plan
can overcome any obstacle.

You see, I was thrown for a
loop when my dad met Frankie

because, well, this guy who
had always been so regimented

was suddenly throwing
caution to the wind and...

and taking a big
swing on something

he couldn't have
known the outcome of.

It threw me.

I mean, I was like,
"Who is this guy?"

But what I didn't realize was,

he was just teaching
me another life lesson.

I'm not good at this whole
big, grand gesture thing,

but I do know I'm really
tired of playing it safe.

So, once again, following
in my dad's lead,

I am going to take a chance.

And instead of
running the numbers

and sussing everything out,

I'm just gonna
listen to my heart,

and my heart is telling me

I really want to give us a shot

if you'll go all in with me?

- Well, lucky for you,
I ran the numbers.

They're perfect, Sam.

You are so perfect.

That was a really
impressive speech.

- Thank you.

You know, I actually
learned from this guy I met.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

- He sounds amazing.
I bet that if I...

- Mm-mm, no more bets.