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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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No fair, bobby!
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Stop laughin'. Come on. Get it.
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Bobby!
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All right!
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Take it out. Come on.
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Come on.
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Oh! Never, never.
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Oh, you are so lucky!
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Hey, you guys! Look!
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Mike brady live here?
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Yeah, that's right. Sign here.
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Wh-what am I signin' for?
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These 2 crates.
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2 crates of what?
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We don't x-ray 'em, son.
We just deliver 'em. Right?
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If you say so.
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What in the world is all this?
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The man said it's
Somethin' for dad.
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But he doesn't know what it is.
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Do you know what it is, mom?
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I didn't order
Anything that big.
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That crate is big enough
To hold a dinosaur.
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Mmm, not really.
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Most species of dinosaurs
Were well over 30 feet long.
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Oliver, is there
Anything you don't know?
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Yeah, what's inside
Those crates.
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And we won't know
Till we open 'em up.
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I'll get a crowbar and a hammer.
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Oh, no, peter.
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Whatever's in those crates belongs
To your father. He'll open them.
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You mean we have to
Wait till dad gets home?
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Right.
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All right, gently.
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Come on, mike, the
Suspense is killing us.
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I have already eaten 1,100
Calories worth of fingernails.
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Dad, don't you have any idea
What it is, or who it's from?
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I'm as much in the dark
As the rest of you.
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Hurry up, come on!
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Ok, stand back, it's
Coming. I got this one.
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Here it comes.
Stand back. There.
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Wow!
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Hey, a pool table. Wow!
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Who'd send me a pool table?
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Come on, let's get this open.
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Honey, are you sure you
Don't know anything about this?
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Boy, the only thing I know for
Sure is that I don't know for sure.
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Well, I don't know anything
About pool, but I do know
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That I will be behind the 8-ball
If I don't get dinner racked up.
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Excuse me.
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Good morning, mike.
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Hey, good morning, mr. Mathews.
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Well, aren't you going
To say something?
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That's a beautiful
Suit, is that new?
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No, no, no. I mean,
D-d-do you like it?
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Do I like what?
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The pool table I sent you.
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You're the one!
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Mr. Mathews, my wife and
I were up half the night
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Trying to figure out
Where that came from.
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Y-you mean, they didn't enclose
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The... The note that I wrote,
A little poem I had on it?
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I don't know what to say.
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I mean, that's an
Extravagant gift.
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Well, don't be so modest, mike.
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After all, those plans you
Drew up for the whitley project,
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They landed this company
A very lucrative contract,
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And I just wanted to show
My appreciation, that's all.
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Oh, boy, that's...
That's very generous.
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I'm glad to do it. I'm a...
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I'm a real pool nut, and
I hope that you are, too.
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Oh, I am!
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How'd you guess that a pool
Table would be such a perfect gift?
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Ah, well, just chalk
It up to experience.
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Yeah. Chalk it to...
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That's a pool joke. Oh, yeah.
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That's a good pun.
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Yeah, I thought so.
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I hope your wife shares
Your enjoyment of the game.
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Oh yeah, my wife is crazy
About the pool table.
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She's really crazy.
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You know, I've got
Mine right smack-dab
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In the middle of
The living room.
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Might not be a bad
Place for yours.
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That's a thought.
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The living room?
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Well, it was just a thought.
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Well, I have another thought.
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The garage, for example.
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Oh!
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This cue stick must be crooked.
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Your game is not improving
But your alibis are.
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Ok, let's see you
Make it, wise guy.
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You kiddin'? Look at that angle.
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It can be made.
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Yeah, sure. By a pro.
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Bet I can make it.
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This is pool, not tiddlywinks.
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I play at steve's
House all the time,
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And I'm real good at
Pool. Right, oliver?
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Yeah, he can even beat me.
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Ok, champ. Let's
See you make it.
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Yeah, show us how
It's done, hotshot.
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Nice shot, champ.
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Thanks, oliver.
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Told you it could be made.
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Beginner's luck! Yeah.
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Let's see you do it again. Yeah.
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Why? I just did it.
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Mike, I sure am happy we solved
That problem with the pool table.
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That's funny. I was just
Thinking about that pool table.
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Careful.
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Either it stays in the carport,
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Or I stay at my mother's.
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Now, that's tempting. Hey!
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More coffee anybody?
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Thanks, alice. Yeah, me, too.
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No. What I was thinking was
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That we ought to do something to show
Mr. Mathews our appreciation for the gift.
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Like? Well, like
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Inviting him over for dinner,
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Uh, evening of pool
On the table he gave us.
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Yeah, that would be
A very nice gesture.
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We might whip up something
Special in honor of the pool table.
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Meatballs with numbers on them.
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Hey, how about carrot sticks
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Whittled down that look
Like little pool cues? Oh!
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You girls keep
Working on the menu,
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And I'll call mr. Mathews.
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I want to thank you for that
Invitation for dinner on saturday night.
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Oh, well, it's our pleasure.
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Yeah, but I'm afraid we're going
To have to take a rain check.
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Oh, well, gee, I'm sorry to hear
That. I hope nothing's wrong.
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No, only with my memory.
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When I made the engagement,
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I'd forgotten that my wife had
Made another engagement. Oh.
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Yeah, I sure look forward to
Breaking in that new pool table of yours.
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Yeah, we were looking
Forward to it, too.
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Well, it's too late to cancel hank
Thompson and his wife for dinner.
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Hank thompson? In the
Engineering department?
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Yeah, yeah. Of course, I'd much
Rather shoot pool, but, uh...
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Why don't you just ask the thompsons
To come along to dinner, too?
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Oh, no! It's too
Big an imposition.
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But if you insist...
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Well, I'm sure
Carol wouldn't mind.
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I mean, what's 2 extra people?
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Well, that's so nice of you.
I'll pass the word on to hank.
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Good. Thank you, thank you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Ok, girls. Here's the
List and some money.
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Hmm, looks like you're planning
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A pretty fancy meal
For mr. And mrs. Mathews.
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Well, after all, mr. Mathews is
The president of dad's company.
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Presidents sure do
Eat good, don't they?
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Yes, on second thought,
Here, take some more money.
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Oh. Wait just a minute, girls.
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Hello? carol?
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Oh, hi, mike.
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Carol, listen, a-about
This dinner on saturday,
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Are you planning to serve soup?
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Yes, I am. Why?
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'cause you better figure
On adding a little more water.
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Huh? The thompsons
Are coming, too.
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Mr. Mathews forgot he had a previous
Engagement with the thompsons,
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So I said, "Look,
Why..." and you said,
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"I'm sure carol won't mind."
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Yeah. How'd you guess?
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'cause that's what
You always say.
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Good-bye, honey.
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Shh!
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You'll have to park outside.
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What for?
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Cindy, you're disturbing
My concentration.
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That's what for.
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And why do you
Need concentration
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To play a dumb game like pool?
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You wouldn't
Think it was so dumb
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If you knew the finer
Points of the game.
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Like I do.
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Yeah, he's terrific!
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Yeah, well, I bet both peter
And greg could beat you.
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Are you kiddin'? I
Could beat those bums
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With one hand tied behind
My back, right, oliver?
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With both hands
Tied behind your back.
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So we're, uh, bums, huh?
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One lucky shot and
Suddenly, he's an expert.
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What do you say we
Clobber the supermouth?
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Yeah, how about a game, champ?
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Ok, let's make it 9-ball.
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That way I can beat
You guys quicker.
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Look at him.
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Care to back up your
Insanity with a little bet?
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Any time. Name it.
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How about, the loser shines
The winner's shoes for a month?
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Hey! Now, that's not fair.
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You guys got 4 feet,
And he's only got 2.
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Don't worry about it, oliver.
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You're both on.
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I take half his action.
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We'll let you break.
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Where's the rack? Over there.
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I warned you guys.
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Anybody can sink
A ball on the break.
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Talk about dumb luck.
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Don't worry.
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He'll miss.
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Yeah, but it might not
Be until tomorrow.
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I got 2 more pairs of
Dress shoes up in my closet,
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And I'd like 'em shined,
Polished, and returned to me
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Before 6:00.
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And be careful with
These. They're suede.
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We have homework to do first!
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Yeah, and you should be doing
Yours instead of practicing pool.
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Who cares about school?
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I'm gonna be the pool
Champ of the whole world.
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For my first fabulous shot,
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I'll hit the yellow ball
Through all the red balls,
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Across the table, and
Into the side pocket.
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For my next shot, I will
Hit the 2 yellow balls
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Out from the middle
Of the red balls
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Knockin' the 2 yellow balls
Into that corner pocket.
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Next, in one shot,
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I will knock the 6 yellow balls
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Into the 6 different pockets
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At the same time.
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And now I will knock
The 3 yellow balls
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Into 3 different
Pockets at the same time...
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While blindfolded.
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I'm rich! I'm rich!
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I'm rich!
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I'm rich!
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I'm rich! I'm rich!
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I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich.
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I'm rich. Hey, bobby.
251
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,882
I'm ri... Bobby,
Wake up. Wake up.
252
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,851
You were dreaming.
253
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,864
The next time, don't wake me up.
254
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,755
Why not?
255
00:13:27,823 --> 00:13:30,791
Thanks to you, I just
Blew a million bucks.
256
00:13:40,971 --> 00:13:42,119
Come in.
257
00:13:44,174 --> 00:13:45,450
Hi, greg.
258
00:13:45,474 --> 00:13:46,819
I just wanted to let
You know I was home.
259
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:48,487
Oh, good. Good night, greg.
260
00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:49,711
Good night.
261
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:51,712
Good night.
262
00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:55,283
Listen, I don't like to squeal,
263
00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,134
But did you know
Bobby's out there?
264
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,402
Out where?
265
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,722
In the carport, practicing pool.
266
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,273
At this hour?
267
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,392
Practicing pool?
268
00:14:04,461 --> 00:14:05,804
I tried to get him to come in,
269
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:07,468
But he wouldn't
Pay any attention.
270
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,082
I'll get his attention.
271
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,671
When he sees what I can do
With the other end of a pool stick.
272
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,354
Bob.
273
00:14:22,378 --> 00:14:24,190
Oh, hi, dad. Do you
Know what time it is?
274
00:14:24,214 --> 00:14:25,991
You shouldn't be out here.
275
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:28,649
I gotta practice if
I'm going to be champ.
276
00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,318
Bob, look,
277
00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,331
I think it's great that
You're practicing so hard,
278
00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,498
And you want to be good at it,
279
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:34,599
But you've got plenty of time
280
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,168
Without staying up all night.
281
00:14:36,192 --> 00:14:37,669
Plus, you've got
Junior high school,
282
00:14:37,693 --> 00:14:39,271
You've got high school,
You've got college,
283
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,579
And the rest of your
Life to be a pool champion.
284
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,949
But, dad... That's it, ok?
285
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,184
Well, if that's it,
286
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,718
I guess it has to be ok.
287
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:55,938
Hi. Oh, hi, girls.
288
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,406
Thanks so much for going
To the market for me again.
289
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,843
That's ok. Old mr. Schultz
Was happy to see us.
290
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,267
He told us to tell you
You're his favorite customer.
291
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,680
I think he loves you.
292
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:05,781
We'll put 'em away.
293
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,005
Oh, thanks, girls.
294
00:15:10,259 --> 00:15:11,658
Mike, uh, about that, uh,
295
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,460
Dinner at your house
On saturday night.
296
00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,974
Oh, no problems,
Mr. Mathews. I talked to carol.
297
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,243
Boy, she's delighted at having
The thompsons over, too.
298
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:21,135
Yeah, well, thank your little
Woman for me but, uh, it's only...
299
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:24,839
One thing, I think we'll
Have to call it off after all.
300
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:26,585
Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?
301
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,887
Well, it turns out that hank
Thompson, who invited me and my wife,
302
00:15:28,911 --> 00:15:32,713
He also invited joe sinclair, the fellow
From blueprints, invited he and his wife.
303
00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:34,949
Oh, I see.
304
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,867
I'm sorry about that.
305
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,020
Unless, of course...
What's that?
306
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,882
No, no, no, it'd be
Too big an imposition.
307
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,323
Just... Just forget about it.
308
00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:45,676
What is? Uh, asking the
Sinclairs to join us for dinner.
309
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,979
No, no, it's out of
The question, mike.
310
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,443
Just forget it. No. I mean it.
311
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:52,300
I'm dying to see
That pool table,
312
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,169
But too much work
For carol, so forget it.
313
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,388
Mr. Mathews...
314
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,736
Tell thompson to bring
Over the sinclairs, too.
315
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,838
No, I... I don't want to hear
Anything about it. Forget it.
316
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,062
No, please, I insist.
317
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,440
You insist? I insist.
318
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,630
Oh, wonderful.
319
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,632
Thank you, thank you, mike.
320
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,173
Hello.
321
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,507
Oh, mike!
322
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,813
Don't tell me.
323
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,380
Don't tell me.
324
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,496
You had to go and tell me.
325
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,521
Yeah, it'll have to
Be all right, I guess.
326
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,389
Ok, bye.
327
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,828
Girls.
328
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,529
Don't tell me.
329
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,897
Back to the market again.
330
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,767
I think mr. Schultz is
Gonna propose to you.
331
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,885
Goodbye.
332
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,386
Bye, kids. Have a good
Time at the movies.
333
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,243
Marcia, you drive
Carefully. I will.
334
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,579
Bye-bye, mom. Bye.
335
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,091
Bye. Mom, you sure
Bobby can't come with us?
336
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,315
Honey, you heard your father.
337
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,717
Bobby has a lot of
Homework to catch up on.
338
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,886
Ah-ah-ah, you had your dinner.
339
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,824
Alice, thank you.
340
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,894
These swedish meatballs
Smell absolutely delicious.
341
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,907
I got the recipe
From mrs. Gonzalez.
342
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,198
Swedish meatballs
From mrs. Gonzalez?
343
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:15,399
Mmm!
344
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,802
Well, never lost a
Thing in the translation.
345
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,738
I'll get it, alice.
346
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,620
Frances, it's nice to
See you. Hello, mike.
347
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,921
- nice to see you.
- hello, joe.
348
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,389
How nice to see you. Nick,
I'm glad you could come.
349
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,724
Hi, boss.
350
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,125
Hi there, big
Fellow. How are you?
351
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,359
Ok. Not bad at all.
352
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,818
Well, mathews's the
Name and pool is the game.
353
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,930
Where is it, mike?
354
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,298
It's out back, in the carport.
355
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,455
The carport?
356
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,167
Well, we haven't decided
Where to put it yet.
357
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,503
Besides, out there, all the
Neighbors can envy us, huh?
358
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,204
Say, that's a good idea.
359
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,046
How about a little pool
Tournament before dinner, men?
360
00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:48,148
I've got some hors
D'oeuvres ready, ok?
361
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:50,512
You ladies go right ahead.
Mike, will you lead the way?
362
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,203
Harry, can't pool wait?
363
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,939
Well, I... I'm sure
Carol doesn't mind.
364
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:57,241
No, not at all.
365
00:17:58,795 --> 00:18:00,722
Come on, fellas. We can have
Hors d'oeuvres out there,
366
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,546
And drinks later. See
You later, frances.
367
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,314
Don't be too sharp, mike.
368
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,267
The boss hates to lose, and
He's not as good as he thinks he is.
369
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,718
Well, listen, don't
Worry. He could beat me
370
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:15,287
Using an umbrella as a pool cue.
371
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,393
Open.
372
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:22,533
Ok, feed the kitty.
Give me the dime.
373
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,046
He's too good for me, fellas.
374
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,253
All right, all right,
Who's the next victim, huh?
375
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,739
Well, I guess that's
Me, mr. Mathews.
376
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,708
Start digging up that dime, joe.
377
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,596
There you go.
378
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:38,460
Looks like there's
No beating him, fellas.
379
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,617
Maybe minnesota
Fats on a lucky night.
380
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:41,919
Next pigeon, please.
381
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:46,073
Joe, I'm up.
382
00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:56,585
Ah.
383
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,020
Good try, mike.
384
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,790
Step aside and watch
The master drop it.
385
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:11,231
Watch this one and weep.
386
00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:20,457
The winner and still
Company champion.
387
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,243
Oh, boy.
388
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:23,977
Great, boss. Yeah.
389
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,392
Oh, gentlemen, my son,
Bob. Bob, that's mr. Thompson.
390
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,661
Hi, bob, how are
You? Nice to meet you.
391
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:30,929
Mr. Sinclair. Hi, bob.
392
00:19:30,953 --> 00:19:32,520
And you remember mr. Mathews.
393
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,204
Yeah.
394
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,467
Hello there, bobby.
395
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:36,835
Hi. How are you?
Good to see you.
396
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,699
I'm done with my
Homework. Can I watch?
397
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,606
Yeah, let him watch, mike. I'll show
Him some of the finer points of the game.
398
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,241
How do you like
The pool table, son?
399
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,243
It's great and I'm
Real good at it, too!
400
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,813
Ha, that's what I like in a
Boy, self-confidence. Hmm.
401
00:19:47,837 --> 00:19:50,248
I can beat all my friends and my
Older brothers and everybody!
402
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,217
Is that so? Well, how
About taking me on?
403
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:54,352
I've run out of
Competition around here.
404
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:56,021
Well, I don't think my
Dad wants me to play.
405
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:57,578
Oh, come on, mike.
406
00:19:57,646 --> 00:19:59,806
It's all right with
Me. Thanks, dad.
407
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,245
Can we play 9-ball, mr. Mathews?
408
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,389
9-ball? Hey, the kid
Knows the jargon.
409
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,749
Well, you take it easy
On me, will you, son?
410
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,540
Say, to make it interesting,
Uh, how about a little bet?
411
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,143
Say, a pack of, uh,
Chewing gum, huh?
412
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,294
Dad?
413
00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:16,408
You've got enough
Left in your allowance.
414
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,781
Ok, it's a bet.
415
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,850
Go ahead, it's your break.
416
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,947
Say, that was a fine break, kid.
417
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:40,688
1-ball in the corner pocket.
418
00:20:53,536 --> 00:20:54,830
2-ball in the side pocket.
419
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,954
2-ball in the side pocket.
420
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,536
2-ball in the side pocket.
421
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:17,858
3-ball in the side pocket.
422
00:21:17,927 --> 00:21:19,894
3-ball in the side pocket.
423
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:28,335
Boy, this is fun.
424
00:21:28,404 --> 00:21:30,604
Yeah, yeah, this is fun, sure.
425
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,548
Mike, if that was my kid,
426
00:21:40,616 --> 00:21:42,483
I'd break his arm.
427
00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:47,354
Just luck.
428
00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:54,328
8-ball in the corner pocket.
429
00:21:55,364 --> 00:21:56,564
Oh!
430
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,034
Well, I'm sorry to
Break this up, gentlemen,
431
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:01,251
But dinner is ready.
432
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,360
Well, can it wait? This
Is an important match.
433
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,339
Harry, you can
Play after dinner.
434
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:10,160
Oh, it's ok. I can get
These last 2 shots easy.
435
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,640
8 and 9 in the corner pocket.
436
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,897
8 first.
437
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,806
Thanks, mr. Mathews.
I really enjoyed it.
438
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:31,232
Yeah. How many packs
Of gum do I owe you?
439
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,828
Gee, I don't know. Do you, dad?
440
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,401
No, forget it, mr. Mathews.
441
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:35,830
No, no, I've made a bet.
442
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,055
I want to pay off.
443
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,793
Well, you bet on every
Shot, and you kept doubling.
444
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:44,039
Right, hank? Right.
445
00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,296
Well, that makes...
446
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,798
256 packs of gum you owe bobby.
447
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,445
Well, your credit's good. Good
Night, everybody. Good night.
448
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,347
Let's get washed
Up. Yeah. Right.
449
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,848
Better see what our
Wives are up to. Yeah.
450
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,017
See you inside.
451
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,707
You mean that little
Boy beat you at pool?
452
00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,087
So, I had an off night.
453
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,455
Besides, who can concentrate
454
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:03,046
With all these
Crickets chirping?
455
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,649
Mr. Mathews, I think
Bobby's beating you
456
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,818
Was really just
Pure luck. Right, mike?
457
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,803
Oh, sure, just a fluke.
458
00:23:09,872 --> 00:23:11,622
Oh, who am I kidding?
459
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,969
I was terrible,
The kid was great.
460
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,605
Frances, I want you to telephone
First thing in the morning.
461
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,930
Find a worthwhile charity
To donate my pool table to.
462
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,264
Thank goodness.
463
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:23,934
Now maybe I can get my
Piano back in the living room.
464
00:23:24,853 --> 00:23:26,119
Mr. Mathews,
465
00:23:26,188 --> 00:23:28,655
With your permission,
I have an idea.
466
00:23:28,724 --> 00:23:32,025
Let us donate this table
To a worthy charity.
467
00:23:32,094 --> 00:23:35,162
As much as we like it
And appreciate the gift,
468
00:23:35,231 --> 00:23:38,298
We just don't have
The room for it.
469
00:23:38,367 --> 00:23:40,212
You know, m-maybe if I practice,
470
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:42,569
And got some
Pointers from the kid...
471
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,037
Oh, that piano would've looked
472
00:23:44,106 --> 00:23:46,072
So perfect right
Next to the sofa.
473
00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:48,892
But I almost beat the boy!
474
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:52,212
What are we waiting
For, frances? Let's eat.
475
00:23:52,281 --> 00:23:54,860
Well, honey, do you think we'll
Be able to get along without it?
476
00:23:54,884 --> 00:23:57,317
Well, we'll just have
To muddle through.
477
00:23:57,386 --> 00:23:58,764
Now I can get my
Car in the garage.
478
00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:01,108
Yeah.
479
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,697
Oh, no, not again!
480
00:24:10,766 --> 00:24:12,799
We just got rid of a pool table.
481
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:13,995
Mrs. Brady. Right.
482
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,099
Sign here.
483
00:24:15,137 --> 00:24:16,837
Can't you take those back?
484
00:24:16,906 --> 00:24:18,946
Afraid not. Brady package.
485
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:22,976
Is this it?
486
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,006
It's not one of
Those big cartons?
487
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,580
Nope. Have a nice day.
488
00:24:26,649 --> 00:24:28,215
Thanks. Let's go!
489
00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:30,534
Alice, here's a note.
490
00:24:32,287 --> 00:24:33,454
What is it?
491
00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:36,623
"Dear bobby, here are
The 256 packages of gum
492
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,224
"You won in our pool game.
493
00:24:38,293 --> 00:24:39,860
Good chewing. Harry mathews."
494
00:24:39,929 --> 00:24:41,849
Now, that's really nice.
495
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:42,897
Whew!
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