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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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Oh, hey, mrs. Brady, take a look
At this. My horoscope for today:
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"You will find yourself
Involved in a new romance."
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That's gonna kind
Of create a problem.
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Why, alice?
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Because no one's got me
Involved in my old romance.
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Mom! Alice!
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Ta-da! Behold a celebrity.
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Gee, I hate to see the kids come
Dragging in from school in all that gloom.
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Don't tell me. You passed
Your driver's education test.
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Not only did I pass, I got the
Highest score in the class.
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Oh, marcia, that's wonderful.
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I'm so proud of you.
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I'm proud of me, too. I've got
To tell greg the good news.
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You got to be kidding.
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I'm not kidding!
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You outscored everybody
In driver's ed? Even the guys?
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Now, that's a typical
Male chauvinist reaction.
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You're prejudiced
Against women drivers.
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No, I'm not.
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Not as long as they
Stay off the roads.
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Boy, are you prejudiced.
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It's not prejudice. It's just that
Men are naturally superior drivers.
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Would you like to
Back that statement up
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With a bet, mr. Male chauvinist?
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Anytime. Ok.
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I'll bet you that I
Get a higher score
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On my driver's license
Exam than you got.
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You're funnier
Than lucille ball.
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What do you wanna bet?
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Well, the loser
Does the winner's
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Household chores
For a whole month.
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Well, I'll say this:
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You'll be the prettiest
Trash man in the neighborhood.
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And you'll look cute in
An apron. I'll beat you easy.
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Ok, we've got a bet.
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And no backin'
Out, a whole month.
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Who's in there?
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Me. Well, how long you gonna be?
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Resolved.
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A girl can spend as much time
In the bathroom as she likes.
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Yes or no? Pick a side.
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You can have both sides.
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I just want to wash
This paint off my hands.
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Not until you debate
Me. The subject is,
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"Who has the right
To the bathroom."
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Jan, you've been in
The shower too long.
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Your brain's waterlogged.
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I win.
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Maybe bobby cheated.
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Did you cheat?
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No. Jan's just got a
Big mouth and bad eyes.
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He didn't really cheat, cindy.
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Then why did you say that?
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It's a debating tactic.
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I forced bobby into defending
Himself by accusing him of something.
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I get enough accusing
Around here from mom and dad.
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Hey, you two accuse me of
Something and I'll defend myself.
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Ok.
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I accuse you of being weird.
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I'm on the debating team at
School and I really need practice.
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Choose a subject
And pick a side.
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Ok. I pick bobby's side.
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You are weird.
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Won't anybody
Around here debate me?
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You! Pick a side.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Well, mike, how'd she do?
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Is she gonna be a great driver?
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Hey, dad, can I borrow
The car? I'm late for a date.
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Great, honey.
Answer to question 3:
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Ask marcia. She's got the keys.
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Uh-oh. Did you leave the
Fenders on the car, woman driver?
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Dad says I did great.
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And just what have you got
Against women drivers, young man?
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No offense, mom,
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But it's an established fact
That men are better drivers.
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They're always in control.
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Women are too
Emotional. Right, dad?
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Listen, it so happens
That your mother
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And your sister are
Excellent drivers. Right.
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Boy, marriage really takes
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All the nerve out of a guy.
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Get out of here. See you later.
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There you go.
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What's in it? You'll
Find out, it's good.
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Have a good day.
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Good luck on your
Debate today, jan.
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Thank you. Do I look ok, mom?
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Oh, sweetheart, you look lovely.
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Now, don't be
Nervous about a thing.
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Who's nervous?
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I am.
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Don't worry. I put
Something in your lunch
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That every debater can use.
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What?
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Boloney.
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When I get my driver's license
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I can drive you to school.
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Yeah. That'll be super.
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I can't wait till I get
My driver's license.
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It won't be that long. Yeah.
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Don't worry, mom.
I'll clobber 'em.
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Uh, look, liz, I-I'll have
To call you back, ok?
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Bye.
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You don't have to tell me.
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Your team lost the debate.
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I lost it for them.
Me, personally.
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What happened?
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I'll have nightmares
About it forever.
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I knew exactly
What I was gonna say,
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Then I got up there and
My tongue felt 3 sizes
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Too big for my mouth
And the teachers were
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Staring at me, and
Some boy snickered.
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And I made some dumb noises.
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Oh, poor baby.
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I froze, mother. They
Had to replace me.
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I've never been so
Humiliated in all my life.
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I know what would
Solve the problem.
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If they had a separate
Lane for women drivers.
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Why do you keep insisting that
Men are better drivers than women?
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Because they are.
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Alice?
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Uh, don't drag me
Into this, marcia.
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I'm strictly middle of the road.
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Which is where you'll find
90% of the women drivers
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Blocking traffic.
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Hey, I thought that was funny.
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There's nothing
Humorous about prejudice.
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Well, let's look
At it another way.
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What's an overhead cam?
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How should I know?
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It's part of the engine.
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Every driver should know
All the parts of his car.
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Well, look, I don't know
How to build a clock,
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But I can tell time.
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Hey, that's a
Good point, marcia.
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I thought you were
Middle of the road, alice.
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Well, I just ran
Into a detour sign.
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You think you're so
Hot on wheels, marcia.
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How about sweetening
Our bet a little?
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The loser does the
Winner's chores for 6 months.
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6 months?
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Unless you're afraid
Of losing, of course.
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Who's afraid?
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It's a bet.
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A sucker bet.
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I'll show him, alice.
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Women can be better
Drivers than men. You said it.
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Men are egotistical,
Arrogant, smug and conceited.
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Right, alice? Right.
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Just don't quote
Me to sam on that.
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That greg with his
Superior male attitude.
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I'll trade problems
With you anytime.
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You just lost one debate.
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Big deal.
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It was to me.
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Resolved.
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Now, you can sit
There full of self-pity
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Or you can be mature
And do something about it.
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Pick a side.
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I don't wanna pick a side.
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Jan, you were just scared because
It was your first face-to-face debate.
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And, boy, did I ever lose face.
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But now that you know what to
Expect, you're past the problem.
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You make it sound easy.
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It is. It's all up here.
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Just psych yourself up before your
Next debate and you've got it made.
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If only I could.
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You can.
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Money-back guarantee.
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Can you give me a
Better guarantee?
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You know what money's
Worth these days.
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Well, today is the big day.
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Yeah, we got a
Doubleheader going.
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Listen, I predict marcia's
Gonna pass her driver's test
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With flying colors.
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Right. And I predict that jan's
Gonna do just great in today's debate.
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And I predict that you
Two are great predictors.
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Hi. Hi, alice.
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Morning.
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Now, remember what I said
About psyching yourself up, jan.
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Yeah, but I'm still nervous.
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Oh, relax, jan.
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Women can't be
Great at everything,
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But they make
Wonderful debaters.
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Oh!
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Listen, do you mind if I
Offer you a suggestion?
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Oh, I'll take any
Advice I can get, dad.
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There is a famous old story about
A man who had to get up and speak
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In front of some
Very important people.
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And he was
Petrified. I'm with him.
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Yeah, but a friend gave
Him some advice, says,
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"Look, when you get up
In front of those v.I.P.S,
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You picture them sitting
There in their underwear."
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In their underwear? Yeah.
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Oh, mike, is that true?
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Sure, it is. Worked
Like a charm, too.
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Because it made him realize
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That his audience
Was only human.
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I mean, you can't be very
Frightening in your underwear.
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Oh, I don't know. You
Should see me in mine.
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I'll remember that,
Dad. Thanks. Bye-bye.
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Good. Bye, honey.
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Marcia, are you gonna meet
Your father after school?
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Yeah, dad's gonna drive me
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To the department
Of motor vehicles
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And then I'm gonna drive
Him home with my new license.
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Then we'll have another
Driver in the family.
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And then you start doing my
Chores. No way, mr. Man driver.
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Oh-oh. No fighting. Bye-bye.
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You feel ok,
Honey? Terrific, dad.
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Especially after scoring 98
Points on the written exam.
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That's 4 points
Better than greg got.
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Good girl.
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How are you, sir?
Pretty good, thank you.
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Good.
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Marcia brady? Yes, sir.
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All set, miss brady?
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You can start the car now.
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Uh, not until you
Fasten your seat belt.
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Oh, yes.
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All right, miss brady,
You can start the car now.
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Start the car,
Please, miss brady.
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You nervous, miss?
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Turn the ignition on, please.
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Hey, look, they're here!
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Marcia, we've been waiting.
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Yeah, take us for a ride.
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Not now, kids.
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But she promised to drive
Us when she got her license.
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By then, I'll be
Too old to drive.
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What's wrong with her?
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Well, she did what a lot of
Other new drivers have done.
252
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,514
You mean she
Already got a ticket?
253
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,933
I've never been so
Humiliated in my whole life.
254
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,502
I froze at the wheel.
255
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:52,104
Oh, I'm sorry, marcia.
256
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,749
But I'm sure that next time...
257
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,373
I'd rather hitchhike through
Life than go through that again.
258
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,892
Well, you actually found your
Way home from your driver's exam.
259
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,616
Hey, how'd you do?
260
00:13:04,685 --> 00:13:06,117
Ok, so you won the bet.
261
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,453
Go ahead, make jokes, rub it in!
262
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,055
Hey, I was just teasing
You. What happened?
263
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,460
Women.
264
00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:18,863
Mom, dad, can we say something?
265
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,732
About what?
266
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,434
About marcia's problem.
267
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,219
Yeah. See, we've got some
Fantastic ideas on how to handle it.
268
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:28,656
Good. How would you handle it?
269
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,186
Well, if she were my daughter,
270
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,777
I'd make her write out 500 times
271
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,886
"I flunked the driver's test."
272
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,217
Yeah, well, that's...
That's a thought.
273
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,701
And if she were my daughter,
274
00:13:40,770 --> 00:13:42,837
I'd stop her allowance
For a whole year.
275
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:46,541
If you should flunk
Your driving test,
276
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,643
Is that what you would
Like me to do with you?
277
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,420
Come on, cindy. Let's
Think of something else.
278
00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,904
Mrs. Brady, do you figure that
Marcia will be joining you for dinner
279
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,240
Or shall I fix up a
Tray for her room?
280
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,669
Maybe you better
Make that 2 trays, alice.
281
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:06,661
2 trays?
282
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:09,497
Depending on how jan
Does today in her big debate.
283
00:14:09,566 --> 00:14:11,044
Well, just to be
On the safe side,
284
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:14,028
Why don't we move the dining
Room table up into the girls' room?
285
00:14:17,473 --> 00:14:18,606
Alice.
286
00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:20,675
Oh, mom, dad.
287
00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:22,043
What?
288
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,257
We won the debate. I really
Clobbered my opponent this time.
289
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,641
Great. That's great.
290
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,882
First, I psyched myself
Up like marcia said,
291
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,150
And then your idea
Really worked, dad.
292
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:33,321
When I imagined the audience and all
The teachers there in their underwear
293
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,900
I could hardly
Keep from laughing.
294
00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:37,292
You should see my
Principal in boxer shorts.
295
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,280
Well, I'm glad it helped.
296
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,532
How did marcia's
Driver's test go?
297
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,640
I'm afraid it didn't go as
Well as your debate, honey.
298
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:48,987
Darn.
299
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,214
Hi.
300
00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:01,316
Hi.
301
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,384
I heard about what happened.
302
00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:05,063
I'd rather not talk about it.
303
00:15:05,087 --> 00:15:06,487
How'd your debate go?
304
00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,055
Fine, thanks to you.
305
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:10,141
Yeah.
306
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,711
Oh, I am really great.
307
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,878
Resolved.
308
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,458
You can sit there
Full of self-pity
309
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,548
Or you can be mature
And do something about it.
310
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:18,750
Pick a side.
311
00:15:18,819 --> 00:15:20,597
Jan, I don't wanna pick a side,
312
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,599
And stop throwing
My own words at me.
313
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,223
Well, they happened
To be good words.
314
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,841
You were just scared
Because it was your first try.
315
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:29,911
Well, from now on I'm
Gonna be a devout pedestrian.
316
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,263
You can dish it out but
You can't take it, huh?
317
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,009
Well, what's that
Supposed to mean?
318
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,836
Well, at least I had the courage
To try your advice, and dad's, too.
319
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,971
About the audience
In their underwear?
320
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:43,908
Well, my situation's different
And it's maybe even worse.
321
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,360
Why?
322
00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:46,844
Because it happened to me!
323
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,953
Greg? Yeah, come in.
324
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,754
About our bet.
325
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,323
Look, forget about that.
326
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,291
It was just a fun
Bet, that's all.
327
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,945
No, I lost and I have to do
Your house chores for 6 months.
328
00:16:04,848 --> 00:16:06,331
How about a new bet?
329
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,951
I'm gonna take my
Driver's exam again.
330
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,753
Just pass the
Test, that's enough.
331
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:12,987
No bets.
332
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,356
It's too much
Pressure for a girl.
333
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,125
Are you chicken, gregory?
334
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,844
Me? Chicken?
335
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:23,112
The loser does the winner's
Chores for a whole year.
336
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,736
Marcia, sit down.
337
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:31,306
I think you're
Having a dizzy spell.
338
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,657
Is it a bet or not?
339
00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,710
And this time I'm gonna
Beat your exam score.
340
00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,939
Ok, woman driver, it's a bet.
341
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,230
Well, she's all yours, honey.
342
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,944
Now, just relax and try to remember
All the things we talked about, ok?
343
00:16:57,968 --> 00:16:59,846
I'll be fine, dad. All right.
344
00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:01,335
How are you today, sir?
345
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,482
Once we got out of the
Garage, it was all right.
346
00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:04,589
Dad!
347
00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:06,441
You know, I, uh...
348
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:09,210
I hope you're better
Prepared this time, miss brady.
349
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,923
Yes, sir. I think I am.
350
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,464
Well, let's find out for sure.
351
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,368
And my seat belt is fastened
So you can start the car now.
352
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,770
Yes, sir.
353
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:27,912
Start the car, please.
354
00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:38,205
Something funny, miss brady?
355
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,458
If you only knew.
356
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,869
Congratulations. A
Temporary driver's license.
357
00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,337
What kind of a
Score did you get?
358
00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,361
92.
359
00:17:59,429 --> 00:18:00,661
4 points less than I got.
360
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:02,241
But I got a 98 on
The written exam.
361
00:18:02,265 --> 00:18:04,159
That's 4 points higher than you.
362
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,250
So you both scored 190.
363
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,198
Well, I guess that sort of
Cancels our bet, doesn't it?
364
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,454
You lucked out.
365
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,718
I don't think it was luck.
Marcia's a good driver.
366
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:14,637
I just wish we could
Settle this some way.
367
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,989
I'd prove I'm as good
A driver as you are.
368
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,129
That'll be the day.
369
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,315
You'd fold under
Pressure like before.
370
00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:22,467
You know, maybe there is
A way we can settle this.
371
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,597
I'd love that. Me, too. How?
372
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:26,254
Truck driver style.
373
00:18:26,323 --> 00:18:28,835
They have a big contest every
Year to find the best driver, right?
374
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,141
I saw it on television.
375
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,459
So did I.
376
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,439
They set up regular obstacle
Courses for the drivers.
377
00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:34,863
We can make up one of our own.
378
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,290
Yeah, that's good.
379
00:19:00,924 --> 00:19:03,708
Ok. All right, everybody.
380
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:06,878
Now, the parking lot's empty so
There's no problem with other cars.
381
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,025
Now, the idea is to drive
Through the obstacle course
382
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,169
Without hitting
Any of the pylons.
383
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,385
And whoever hits
The least wins, right?
384
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,669
Right.
385
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,905
Suppose we end
Up in another tie?
386
00:19:17,974 --> 00:19:20,024
Oh, your father
Already thought of that.
387
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:21,704
After you complete the course,
388
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,009
Keep on going until
You get to that pylon.
389
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,182
Now, if you're tied,
390
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:30,963
The one who stops closest
To it without touching it, wins.
391
00:19:30,987 --> 00:19:32,603
We could still be tied.
392
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,121
Oh, dreamer.
393
00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,152
Hey, dad, how if someone just
Barely touches that pylon?
394
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,125
Uh, your father already
Thought of that, too.
395
00:19:38,194 --> 00:19:41,261
Yeah, the truck drivers'
Contest has an electronic beeper.
396
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:43,450
We have something a
Little more primitive.
397
00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:44,548
Alice?
398
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,304
Ok.
399
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:50,871
Now,
400
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:55,943
Anyone who knocks the
Egg off the pylon is a loser.
401
00:19:58,048 --> 00:19:59,747
Ok, here she goes.
402
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,577
Good luck. Ok. Yeah.
403
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,562
There you go.
404
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,230
- you'll need it.
- atta girl.
405
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,322
Good.
406
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,680
Very good.
407
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:20,685
Yeah.
408
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,346
She's doing good. Look!
409
00:21:04,146 --> 00:21:05,457
Oh, look, here she comes.
410
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,575
Oh, here she comes.
411
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,832
She's always had good luck.
412
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,000
Come on, honey.
413
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,253
You got 20 feet.
414
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:20,772
Now it's your turn.
415
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:21,895
All right.
416
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:23,497
Fantastic!
417
00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:24,682
Here we go.
418
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,034
How close is she?
419
00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:28,369
An inch and a half.
420
00:21:28,438 --> 00:21:29,637
Terrific.
421
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,405
An inch and a half? Right.
422
00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,038
Talk about lucky. Yeah.
423
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,594
Do you think you can
Get any closer than that?
424
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,396
Oh, yeah. Sure.
425
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,930
You'll show her. Yeah.
426
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,132
Your turn, greg.
427
00:21:43,019 --> 00:21:44,179
Right.
428
00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,037
Oh, close!
429
00:21:56,966 --> 00:21:59,326
Careful!
430
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:04,338
Oh, be quiet.
431
00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,843
He's going too fast.
432
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,863
Oh, he's going too fast.
433
00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,187
got to get closer
Than an inch and a half.
434
00:22:42,211 --> 00:22:44,828
I've got to win. I've
Got to beat marcia.
435
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,939
I got to do it. I got to...
436
00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,037
Ha! I won!
437
00:22:59,061 --> 00:23:00,261
Good one.
438
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,455
Greg, you can
Forget about the bet.
439
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,523
You don't have to do my chores.
440
00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,959
I lost. I'll pay.
441
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,129
The important thing is that
We're both good, safe drivers
442
00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:19,964
Not who knocked off the egg.
443
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,399
Yeah, sure.
444
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,947
You don't have to say it.
445
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,183
This time I folded
Under pressure.
446
00:23:27,207 --> 00:23:29,574
Well, it can happen to anybody.
447
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,478
Excuse me. Could
I say a few words?
448
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,746
Somebody around
Here owes me an egg.
449
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,319
Peter, will you be
Our judge? For what?
450
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:50,361
Bobby and I made a bet on
Who's the best bike rider.
451
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,463
What'd you bet?
452
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,276
Same thing as greg and marcia.
453
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,579
The person who comes closest to
The stop line without going over, wins.
454
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:02,556
And the loser has to do the
Winner's chores for a whole year.
455
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,953
Well, first, you better
Look at something, bobby.
456
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,461
Be too easy to beat a
Dumb old girl, anyway.
457
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:25,996
Chicken.
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