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♪ Here's the story
of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of
gold, like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way they all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch,
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way they
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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♪ Rock-a-bye,
baby, on the treetop ♪
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♪ When the wind blows,
the cradle will rock ♪
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♪ When the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall... ♪
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See you later, honey.
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Mike, take a look at this.
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♪ And down will come
cradle, baby and all. ♪
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Cindy really loves that doll.
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Do you know, this is
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the ninth bottle she's
feeding her today.
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You better get some more
of those little diapers ready.
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Have a good time, dear.
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Yeah. Have fun around the house.
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Yeah, I'll start by
straightening up the kids' room.
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Okay.
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♪ When the bough
breaks, the cradle will fall ♪
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♪ And down will come cradle... ♪
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♪ Baby and all... ♪
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♪ Rock-a... ♪ Shh!
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Why do I got to "shh"?
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Because I'm putting my
baby to sleep, that's why.
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That's no baby, that's
just a dopey old doll.
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You stop that!
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Kitty Karry-All
doesn't make noise
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when you're taking a nap.
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Stop that, Tiger.
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You'll wake up Kitty.
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♪ Rock-a-bye... ♪
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I don't know who
asked that stupid old doll
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to come live here anyway.
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I did.
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Well, I didn't.
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I wish she'd move out
and never come back.
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You stop that!
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You'll hurt her feelings.
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She hasn't got any feelings.
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She's full of sawdust
or rags or something.
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A guy can't even practice his kazoo
anymore. ♪ The cradle will rock ♪
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♪ When... ♪
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Now, you be a
good little girl, now,
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while Mommy gets your bottle.
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Here we are.
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I want you to drink
this whole bottle
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so you'll have
nice, strong... Kitty?
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Kitty?
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Kitty, where are you?!
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Mommy!
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Cindy, honey, what's wrong?
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She was here and now she's gone!
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Who was here and now she's gone?
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Kitty! She's been kidnapped!
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He did!
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He's the one who did it!
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He took my doll!
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I did not!
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Maybe there's a simple
explanation for this.
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There is... he took it.
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Maybe you put her
down someplace.
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No, I didn't.
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Kitty was right here on the
couch, then she was gone
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and he was gone, too.
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Well, I just walked in the
other room to toot my kazoo
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because I like to
walk when I toot.
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I'm going to tell Daddy on him.
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Oh, sweetheart,
Daddy's gone to play golf.
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Anyway, we don't want
to bother Daddy about this
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on his day off.
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Maybe we can figure
out what happened.
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I told you what
happened... he took it!
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I didn't!
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Come on, Bobby, you can tell us.
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What?
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Where'd you hide Cindy's doll?
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I didn't hide it,
like I told Mom.
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Honest?
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Honest.
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Would you swear
to it, the sacred oath?
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Even the sacred oath.
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Boy, that proves he
didn't take it, no, sir.
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Are you sure Bobby took her?
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Sure, I am.
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He said he hated Kitty.
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I heard him say
it lots of times.
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And she doesn't
even have her bottle.
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She'll starve to death.
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Come on.
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Where are we going?
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We're going to
get that doll back.
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Yeah.
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If Bobby didn't take it,
Cindy shouldn't say he did.
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Right... come on.
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She can't accuse him
and get away with it.
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Bobby, you give
Kitty back, or...
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Listen here, Cindy,
you... Come on!
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Bobby, you give Kitty back!
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You stop picking on him!
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What did you do with her?!
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He didn't do anything with her!
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He did, too! I did not!
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Did so! Did not so!
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Oh, yeah?! Yeah!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What's going on
in here? He took it!
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He did not! He did!
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Hold it!
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Will somebody fill me in?
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Well, Cindy's doll is missing
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and the girls
think Bobby took it.
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Well, Bobby?
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I didn't take it.
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He did, too!
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He did not!
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Cut!
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All right, everybody
into his room, come on.
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Hurry up, hop to it!
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Let's go.
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Bobby didn't take
the doll. He didn't do it!
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Quiet.
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Let's just settle down in there.
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Come on, settle down.
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Honey, I know Bobby.
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If he says he
didn't take the doll
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I believe him.
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Well, Cindy always
tells the truth, too.
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Oh, well, I believe she
thinks he took the doll,
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but maybe she
dropped it somewhere.
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You know how kids are
always misplacing things.
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Well, that's true.
You know, one time
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Marcia lost her left
shoe and a month later,
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we found it in the freezer.
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I'm going to talk
to the kids again.
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It won't do any good,
Mike. I've talked to them,
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and they don't know where it is.
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Okay, then we'll
search the house
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from top to bottom
until we find the doll.
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All right, kids, let's
fall in for search detail.
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Come on, hop to it.
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Come on.
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Come on, come
on. Hurry up, let's go.
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Come on, girls.
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Can I help you, Mr. Brady?
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No, thanks, Alice.
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What are you looking for?
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A doll.
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In the refrigerator?
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Why not?
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Just as apt to be
here as anywhere.
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What are you looking for now?
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Same doll.
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If I'd known you
wanted a doll so bad,
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I'd have baked one.
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Still looking for that doll?
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Yeah.
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Mr. Brady, it's
none of my business
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but the next time you play golf
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maybe you better
wear a sunbonnet.
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I've got to find that doll.
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Mrs. Brady, what are you doing?
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Alice, you'll never guess
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what I'm looking for.
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A doll?
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How did you know?
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There's a lot of
that going around.
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I've found it, I've found it!
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Kitty?
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No, the earring
I lost last week.
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My skate key!
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I thought I'd
never see it again.
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Well, we got to look some more.
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No, we've done
all we can do here.
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You sure have.
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Let's see... if I was a
doll, where would I go?
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To me, sweetheart!
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That's all you
think about... girls.
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Never mind that, keep looking.
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There's nothing over here.
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Well, it's got to be someplace.
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Try somewhere else.
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What did you find?
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Oh, nothing.
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Come on, what is it?
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Nothing, just an old candy bar
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I lost a long time ago.
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How do you know it's yours?
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I once lost one, too.
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Was yours dark
chocolate with almonds?
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Yeah... yeah, that's the one.
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Well, too bad... This
one's vanilla fudge.
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Nyah!
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Come on, you guys,
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there's no doll around here.
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Did you get the license number
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of the truck that
went through here?
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Doggone it, we lost
the whole morning
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looking for that stupid doll.
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What if Dad makes us
keep looking forever?
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Oh, no!
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I'm glad she's gone.
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I hated that doll.
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Maybe Cindy was right.
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Maybe you did take it after all.
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I didn't.
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Come on, Peter.
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What does he care
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if we never have any fun again?
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Hey, what about me?
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Yeah, what about you?
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One thing's sure...
It isn't in the house.
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I've searched every
nook and cranny.
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Mike, look at this.
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Can I play?
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Beat it. Get out of here, Bobby.
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Nobody wants you.
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Go on.
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That's not fair.
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They're treating Bobby
as if he were a criminal.
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We've got to do
something about that doll.
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This has gone far enough.
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I want you to pay
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very careful attention
to what I'm going to say.
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I'm talking to you two
because you're the oldest.
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You see, in this country
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we're very proud to have a
process known as the law.
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And under the law,
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a man is presumed innocent
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until he's proven guilty.
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Right, Dad.
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In other words
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we don't hang anybody
without a fair trial.
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Everybody knows that.
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Sure, but sometimes
we tend to forget.
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Well, I'm glad you understand.
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I'll see you kids later.
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I have to go shopping
with your mother.
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Bye.
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You know something? Dad's right.
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We don't know for
sure Bobby's guilty.
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Nobody saw him take that doll.
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Right, let's give
him a fair trial.
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Good.
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Then we'll hang him.
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Aw, come on, kids!
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Now, I haven't got
time to fool around.
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But Alice, we've
got to have a judge.
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Mom and Dad aren't home.
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Okay, okay, but no loopholes,
no long habeas corpuses...
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I've got a pot
roast in the oven.
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Thanks, Alice.
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We got it all set up.
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You sit up there.
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Oyez, oyez, oyez,
court is now in session.
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00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,138
Judge Alice presiding.
266
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,152
I'll be the D.A., 'cause
everybody knows he's guilty.
267
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,143
I object... there's
something illegal about that.
268
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,123
Come on, come on, let's
get this case on the road.
269
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,147
You two are the jury.
270
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,382
Order in the court.
271
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,458
Okay, D.A., call
your first witness.
272
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,487
My first witness
is Cindy herself.
273
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:59,624
Cindy... sit down here.
274
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,428
Now, tell the jury what
happened in your own words.
275
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,197
Well, Kitty's gone
and Bobby took her,
276
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,311
'cause nobody else was there
277
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,655
and those are my own words.
278
00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,405
Does that mean
we vote "guilty" now?
279
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,941
Hey, I want a chance
to say something.
280
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,912
Barrister, you may proceed.
281
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,516
Okay, defendant,
what's your name?
282
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,117
You know my name.
283
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,419
I know, but I want
the jury to hear it.
284
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,765
They know my name, too.
285
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,567
Everybody here knows my name.
286
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,091
Let me at him.
287
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,995
Where were you on
the night of March 9?
288
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,708
Before or after 9:00?
289
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,466
What difference does it make?
290
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,579
I'm not allowed up past 9:00.
291
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,102
He's guilty, all right.
292
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,849
I'm not guilty.
293
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:49,340
I didn't take that doll,
no matter what she says.
294
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,376
I wouldn't do a thing like that.
295
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,078
Maybe we fight sometimes,
296
00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:56,947
but Cindy's my
sister, and, well...
297
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,551
well, I just wouldn't
do a thing like that.
298
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,054
Well, jury, you've
heard both sides.
299
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,256
Now it's deliberating time.
300
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,393
And make it snappy... I can
smell that pot roast from here.
301
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,576
I know Jan will vote guilty.
302
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,567
Peter and Bobby
are just like that.
303
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,134
He won't vote against him.
304
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,440
Have you reached a verdict?
305
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,041
Yes, Your Honor.
306
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,843
I vote "not guilty."
307
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,111
You mean "guilty."
308
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:30,315
You've been saying
all along he's guilty.
309
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,250
I changed my mind
after his speech.
310
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,929
I knew I'd pull you through.
311
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,086
Just a minute.
312
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,654
My vote is "guilty."
313
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,822
That's immaterial.
314
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,258
A while ago, you
said he was innocent.
315
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,727
So what? I did a lot of
deliberating, and he's guilty.
316
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,796
Well, looks like
we've got a hung jury.
317
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,599
Alice, something's burning.
318
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,434
My pot roast!
319
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,801
Case dismissed.
320
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,140
Oh, boy... Whoa!
321
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,141
Look out, kids.
322
00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:58,209
Whoa... oh, no.
323
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,044
It's going to be
hot... look out.
324
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:07,918
Now I know why judges
get paid so much...
325
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,955
They got to keep
buying new pot roasts.
326
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,296
Harder!
327
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:22,179
Come on, Bobby.
328
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,569
Burn it in.
329
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,820
Hey, Greg's playing with Bobby.
330
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,222
That little talk about fair play
331
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,523
seems to have done some good.
332
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,547
Yeah.
333
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,950
Hey, Dad.
334
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,253
Dad... MIKE: Yes?
335
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,733
Would you burn some in to me?
336
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,334
Bobby can't even dent my glove.
337
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,558
Maybe later, Greg.
Why don't you ask Peter?
338
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,926
He's a good pitcher.
339
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,028
Yeah, a good pitcher,
but a rotten jury.
340
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,397
Come on, Bobby.
341
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,465
What's that all about?
342
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,734
Don't ask me. I only live here.
343
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,649
Mom, would you ask Jan
344
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,183
to give me back my curlers?
345
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,973
Why don't you ask her yourself?
346
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,075
Me talk to Benedict Arnold?
347
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,011
I'd sooner be disbarred!
348
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,079
What's that about?
349
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,159
Don't ask me.
350
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,416
I only live here.
351
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,386
Mike?
352
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,854
Yeah, honey.
353
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:19,023
I'm sorry about dinner.
354
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:21,036
That's all right.
355
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,628
Well, I'm afraid it wasn't
exactly a gourmet's delight.
356
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:24,940
Oh, I don't know.
357
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,176
One doesn't get charco-broiled
charcoal every day.
358
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:29,345
Well, at least we know why:
359
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,636
You can't be a good chef
and a judge at the same time.
360
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:34,483
Yeah. What's the latest
communiqué from the front?
361
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,073
Well, let's see:
362
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,308
Marcia isn't talking to Jan
363
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,243
because she voted against her.
364
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,745
Greg isn't talking to Peter
365
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,613
because he voted against him.
366
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,082
On the other hand,
Bobby is talking to Jan
367
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,117
because she voted for him.
368
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,221
On the other hand, Cindy
still is angry at Bobby
369
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,256
because she's
sure he took Kitty.
370
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,491
On the other hand...
371
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,371
Wait a minute,
that's five hands.
372
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,363
Well, we've got a big family.
373
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,409
Poor Cindy. She went
to bed right after dinner.
374
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,132
Oh, I think we
should look in on her.
375
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,402
Yeah. Good idea.
376
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,613
Ready to say your
prayers, honey?
377
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:26,323
Please, God, bless
Mommy and Daddy
378
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,560
and Alice and Greg and Marcia
379
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:33,531
and Peter and Jan
and even Bobby.
380
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:37,535
And God bless Kitty Karry-All...
381
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,304
wherever she is.
382
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,176
Good night, Cindy.
383
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,545
Good night.
384
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,682
Good night, honey.
385
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,337
Say, where'd he come from?
386
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,417
From Africa.
387
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,184
Mommy brought him for me.
388
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,208
He looks groovy.
389
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,119
Neat-o.
390
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,193
Beat it, Tiger!
391
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,629
Dogs don't belong in a jungle.
392
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,498
Scram! Scoot!
393
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,975
Boy, he's the smartest
elephant I ever saw.
394
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,578
He's not half as smart as Kitty.
395
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,514
She used to talk
to me all the time.
396
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,115
She never talked to me.
397
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,518
That's because you
were mean to her.
398
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,853
You took her away.
399
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,354
You better not say that.
400
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,491
I had a fair trial, and
they said I was immaterial.
401
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,570
They did not!
402
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,460
It was a hanged-up jury.
403
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,632
Over again, Jumbo.
404
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,403
Wait a minute... I'll
play you some music.
405
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,105
Where's my kazoo?
406
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:23,608
Dad, Dad!
407
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,476
My kazoo, it's gone!
408
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,044
It was right here.
409
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,178
You took it!
410
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,246
You took my kazoo.
411
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,359
I did not.
412
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,582
You did so.
413
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,217
All right, all right.
414
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:34,652
What's up, Bobby?
415
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,786
She took my kazoo.
416
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,899
I did not.
417
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,255
Now, just a minute.
418
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,457
Maybe you put it in your pocket.
419
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,026
No, I didn't.
420
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,694
I'll show you.
421
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,435
Is that it?
422
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:52,503
Just about.
423
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,171
I've got another pocket to go.
424
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,359
Sure you don't have
your bicycle in there?
425
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,653
Anything else?
426
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,454
A couple of more things.
427
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,125
There.
428
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,928
That proves she took my kazoo.
429
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,596
No, it proves no such thing.
430
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,910
If Cindy says she didn't take
it, I believe her, the same way
431
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,945
I believed you when you
said you didn't take her doll.
432
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,804
But Daddy... Come
here, Cindy, sit down.
433
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,574
I want to tell you something.
434
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:33,611
Sometimes we can be deceived
by circumstantial evidence.
435
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,412
Circum-special?
436
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,914
No, circumstantial.
437
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,061
That's when... that's
when things look different
438
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,051
than they really are.
439
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,920
Like when a lady puts
on false eyelashes?
440
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,389
Well, something like that.
441
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:48,525
You see, now each one of
you knows that he's innocent,
442
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:52,063
but the way things look, they
think the other one is guilty.
443
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,275
And that's not right?
444
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,265
No, no, far from it.
445
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,069
Do you know, sometimes
innocent men go to jail
446
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,170
because of
circumstantial evidence?
447
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,338
Okay.
448
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,485
Then I believe Cindy's innocent.
449
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,810
And I believe Bobby's innocent.
450
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,978
Good.
451
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,146
Even if he's guilty.
452
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,090
Well, I wish I had
better news to report.
453
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,836
I searched the house again...
454
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,004
No doll, no kazoo.
455
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,428
Oh... Bobby here
seems to be bearing up
456
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,097
a little better than Cindy.
457
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,933
Well, I guess maybe
girls must love dolls
458
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,868
more than boys love kazoos.
459
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,915
You know, you're a
very smart boy, Bobby,
460
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:33,904
because that's true.
461
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,951
I remember once
when I was a little girl,
462
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,575
I lost my favorite doll
and I cried for over a week.
463
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,946
Boy, you must have got
everybody in the house wet.
464
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,048
I think I did.
465
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,360
I don't think we
ought to give up.
466
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,829
I think we ought to
keep on searching.
467
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,896
It's bound to turn up, hmm?
468
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,386
Okay.
469
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,661
Come on, Bobby.
470
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,111
There you are, young lady.
471
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,479
I'm sure you're going to have
472
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:38,580
a lot of fun with this.
473
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,970
Thank you, ma'am.
474
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,371
Come again.
475
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,176
Hello there, young man.
476
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,577
Can I help you?
477
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,413
Yeah, I want to buy
something for my sister
478
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,782
even if she says
I did and I didn't.
479
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,250
Did what?
480
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,065
Well, it's called
"circum-special" or something
481
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,199
and it's real bad
482
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,367
even though Cindy
doesn't understand
483
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,769
because she's so young.
484
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,826
Well, she's lucky
485
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,460
to have a brother like you.
486
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,229
You're not kidding!
487
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,610
She lost a doll named
Kitty and... Kitty!
488
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,794
That's Kitty Karry-All!
489
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,971
And that's the last one I have.
490
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,039
Keep running out.
491
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,985
Boy, will Cindy be happy!
492
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,209
I'll take it.
493
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,977
Okay.
494
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:24,982
You mean you're willing to spend
495
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,184
so much money on your sister?
496
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,019
My whole life savings.
497
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,520
Have I got enough?
498
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,422
Well, let's see.
499
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,994
Just enough and...
three cents over.
500
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,062
How's that?
501
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,196
Okay.
502
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,632
There we are.
503
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,067
Bye-bye, now.
504
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,382
Bye.
505
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:47,549
And I'm not giving this to you
506
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,484
because I like you
or anything like that.
507
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,642
It's just that...
508
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:53,889
well, my piggy bank
was getting too full
509
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,913
and I had to buy something.
510
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:00,763
Now, isn't it wonderful
511
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,430
to have a brother like that?
512
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:04,855
And it's not even your birthday.
513
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,869
Oh, I think Kitty's trying
514
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:08,092
to say something.
515
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,326
Come here, Kitty.
516
00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:10,661
What's that?
517
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:13,397
Oh, you want your
mommy to hold you? Here.
518
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:14,977
Would you like me
to fix her a bottle
519
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,378
and then you can put her to bed?
520
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:21,772
♪ Rock-a-bye, baby, on the... ♪
521
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,974
I'm sorry, but
it's not my Kitty.
522
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,043
But honey, she's
exactly the same.
523
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,078
They're like twins.
It's only a matter
524
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,058
of getting used to
her. Well, you'll see.
525
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,794
In no time at all,
she'll be just...
526
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:34,096
Oh, Mike, what
are we going to do?
527
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,886
She's heartbroken.
528
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,255
Give her a little
time, like you said,
529
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:39,890
she'll get used to it.
530
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:40,969
Tiger! Tiger! Oh!
531
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,259
Come back here!
532
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:43,939
- Tiger!
- Tiger!
533
00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,640
Maybe he's over in
the neighbor's yard.
534
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:46,842
No, no, the gate's locked.
535
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,177
Well, let's try the backyard.
536
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,477
Okay. Maybe he's back there.
537
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:50,467
Tiger!
538
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,713
Cindy, have you seen Tiger? No.
539
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:53,481
Maybe he's in the
doghouse. Let's try there.
540
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:54,771
Oh. Tiger!
541
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,651
Tiger? What's going on?
542
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,620
Oh, we can't find Tiger.
543
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,979
Tiger, you dummy dog!
544
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,414
My kazoo!
545
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,650
What have we here?
546
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,086
My Kitty!
547
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,155
All right, Tiger.
548
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,270
Come on out of there!
549
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,994
Come on.
550
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,232
Tiger...
551
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,136
come on back.
552
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,307
Now sit.
553
00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:35,412
Tiger, you ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
554
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,414
Mike, aren't you
convicting Tiger
555
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:38,749
without a fair trial?
556
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,163
Yeah, you're right.
557
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,298
Tiger, you've been
accused of doll-napping
558
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,267
and kazoo-snatching.
How do you plead?
559
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:04,775
I'm glad today's behind us.
560
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:05,876
I still can't understand
561
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,412
how a child can get so
attached to an inanimate object.
562
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,359
I suppose everybody's like that.
563
00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:12,316
Well, kids, maybe.
564
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,919
I'm sure glad you're not.
565
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,853
What do you mean by that?
566
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,433
Well, dear, I've been waiting
567
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,035
for the right time
to tell you this.
568
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,691
Tell me what?
569
00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,438
You know your golf club?
570
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,661
Which one?
571
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:27,064
The one you made
the hole-in-one with?
572
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,332
What about it?
573
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,012
Well, I've looked
everywhere for it,
574
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,746
but it's just
disappeared... vanished.
575
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,503
Not my lucky seven iron!
576
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,806
Well, I might as
well give up golf.
577
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:39,176
That was my favorite
club. Ah, well, I'm sunk now.
578
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,614
Now you understand?
579
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,750
I certainly do.
580
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,021
Good night, dear.
581
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,957
Michael Brady!
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