All language subtitles for The Bionic Woman S03E07 Motorcycle Boogie 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN (1)_track5_[eng]

[speaking German]

- Who are you anyway?
- I'm an agent for the OSI.

- Who are you?
- Evel Knievel.

You're a good bike rider,
but you're not that good.

You have no chance
at all of getting out.

They must not get away.

Jump it? Who do you
think you are, Evel Knievel?

Yeah. Hang on.

[screaming]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[man announcing in German]

[motorcycle revving]

[announcer continues
in German]

[crowd roaring]

[announcer continues
in German]

[announcer]
Evel Knievel!

[German continues]

Guten Tag. Guten Tag.

[man] Evel,
I'm telling ya, it's crazy.

You just jumped over 15 cars.
Why push it?

Hey, this is only gonna be a small jump
that I'm gonna make tonight.

It's for motorcycle safety
in this country.

And they're gonna raise
over three million dollars.

- I promised them I'd be there.
- Safety? What about your safety?

Hey, you let me
worry about that.

You know, I got a question for you.

How come you always do
all the worrying when, uh,

I'm jumping for no money?

[speaking in German]

Where you going now?
I'm going to the hotel.

That's why I changed clothes.

I wanna be incognito
so I can get through that crowd out there.

[man] Yeah, well, you be careful.
No crazy cycle riding, huh?

Evel? Evel?

[tires screeching]

Hey, you dummkopf.

[tires screeching]

[shouting in German]

Listen, I need
your help, huh?

Uh... Uh,
how do you say it?

Uh, "needen helpen," ja?

No, uh, come on,
follow that car!

Automobil--
Oh, come on, will ya?

[tires screeching]

[Jaime] Come on. Step on it.
Don't let him get away.

Hurry! Hurry!
She's catching up.

Checkpoint 43.
This is Schmidt.

We are approaching.
Open the gate.

[speaking German]

[Schmidt]
Open the gate immediately!

[speaking German]

[Jaime speaking German]

[Schmidt]
They are still closing.

KGB Burghausen, this is Schmidt.
Do you read?

Burghausen, are you there?

Da, Schmidt, we read. What's wrong?
Do you have the tape?

[Schmidt] We are almost
at the Bergen gate,

but the Americans
are close behind.

We may need help.

Don't worry, Schmidt.
Help is on the way.

This is Major Petrov.
Send in air-and-ground support

for our friend Schmidt
at the Bergen border gate.

I want to make sure that
there is a welcoming committee

if the Americans decide
to run the border.

Unit 373,
proceed into Bergen gate.

Go faster! Faster! Come on.
Mach Schnell! Mach Schnell!

Come on, we've gotta get them
before they get to the border.

Hurry! Hurry!
Come on! Come on!

Come on!
Keep on mach "schnelling."

[pilot] Air unit AP 429,
proceeding to sector five.

[Petrov] Good, if they are foolish enough
to cross the border,

take some extra target practice,

and don't miss.

Understood, Major Petrov.

[tires screech]

[imitating
German words]

They went that way.

Mach Schnell!
More mach Schnell!

[man speaking German]

[Jaime] Oh, no!
They crossed the border.

Keep going that way,
come on.

"Dat vay"!
Through "der fencen"!

[speaking in German]

[Evel, Jaime exclaiming]

[speaking German]

[guns firing]

Oh, "goot"!
Good "motorbiken"! Danke!

- Danke.
- Danke.

Hey, Danke, my eye, lady.
We're in trouble.

Speak English.
That's terrific.

Oh, no,
where'd they go?

Hurry up, please.
We've got to catch them.

[speaking German]

[officer] Major, the Americans
got through the border.

[Petrov] Are they still
behind Schmidt?

No, Major Petrov,
they're headed towards Stotsville.

All right.

All ground units, the Americans
are headed towards Stotsville.

Find them
and dispose of them.

[Jaime] Well, we lost them.
We're gonna have to go into town.

[officer speaking German
on police radio]

[sighs] Well, we got away
from the police cars,

and the computer tape
got away from us.

Sorry about that.

Oh, you speak English
very well for a German.

German, my eye.
I'm from Butte, Montana.

Montana?
That's a beautiful state.

Snow White, this is Speedy.
Do you read?

Beautiful state? I'll be lucky
if I ever get to see it again.

You darn near got us killed.

Look at the bullet hole in that mirror.

Yeah, I appreciate what you did.
I really, really do.

Snow White, this is Speedy.
Do you read me?

Snow White?
Hey, you darn near got me killed.

Those guys aren't
shooting with pea shooters.

Those are real bullets.

I know. Uh, listen, those guys
stole a computer tape.

Now, I have to get it back.

Computer tapes?
Who are you anyway?

I'm an agent for the OSI.
Who are you?

Evel Knievel.

Right, I'm Jaime Bond.

Listen, you're a good bike rider,
but you're not that good.

Snow White, this is Speedy.
Do you read?

Lady, look. There's this place
I have to be this afternoon by 4:00.

Shh! Snow White? Do you read me?
This is Speedy. Come in, please.

- Lady?
- Listen, just give me a minute.

Snow White? This is Speedy.
Can you read?

Can you read?

Hey, come on, Snow White.
Are you there?

Got you five by five, Speedy.
This is Doc.

Snow White's been called out of town.
Where have you been?

Lady, will you please
listen to me?

They got away with the computer tape.
Now, we chased them, but...

Oh, no. Oscar's gonna
hit the ceiling.

Well, I'm sorry.
I feel awful about it myself.

But it's not over yet.
I'm gonna go after it.

Now, where would
they take it?

KGB Headquarters.

It's the Soviet secret service.

Okay. Where's that?

Near Burghausen,
inside East Germany.

But you're not going
in there after it.

I told Oscar I wouldn't let you
do anything too risky.

That computer tape was my responsibility,
and I blew it.

Now I'm going after it.

No way.

Operating behind the Iron Curtain
is too dangerous.

Well, it's a little late.
I'm already here.

What?
Where are you?

I'm in a little town
called Stotsville.

Just inside the border.

How'd you get there?

Never mind.
I got a ride. Okay?

You listen to me, young lady.

You just turn right around
and get out of there.

It's gonna be a little difficult.

We attracted some attention
getting in here.

We? Who's in there with you?

Uh, there's this guy.

See, he's a motorcycle rider,
and he's really very good--

- He's gone.
- [Rudy] What are you talking about?

I'll call you back. Jaime!

[motorcycle revving]

Hey! Come--

Oh, no, you don't.

[Evel] What the...?

I must be seeing things.
Have you got a twin sister?

Listen, I need your help,
Mr. Whatever You Are.

Knievel. Remember?
Evel Knievel.

Okay. You can be Evel Knievel,
you can be Gunga Din.

I don't care.
I just need your help.

Look, you little dingdong,
I am Evel Knievel.

Don't shout.

Listen, we could do this
without shouting, all right?

Don't cause a scene.

- Look, lady...
- It's Jaime. Okay?

Jaime, like, uh, James Bond.
Right?

- Jaime Bond.
- It's Jaime Sommers.

Okay, Jaime Sommers.

I've known you for about 15 minutes,
right?

Right.
So far we've come into East Berlin,

I've been shot at with real bullets,
they almost wrecked my bike.

Well, that's-that's,
you know...

Look, I risk my life, but I pick the time
and the place,

and this isn't
the time or the place.

There are a lot of people
back in West Berlin

who are gonna be disappointed
if I'm not back there to perform.

Okay. Can we talk about
this while we're going?

I mean, there are police looking for us,
and it'd be a good idea if we got going.

Oh, Dick Tracy.
Oh, brainstorm.

How do you suggest we get
back across the border?

Well, uh, carefully.
Okay? We'll be very careful.

But in the meantime,
we have to get that tape first. Okay?

What do you mean "we"?
You got a mouse in your pocket?

Who do you think I am?
James Bond?

Listen to me.
They've got that tape.

If they decode it,
they're gonna take it to Moscow,

and as soon as they do,
they will be able to break

any of our national security codes.

Do you understand that?
Does that mean anything to you?

Well, it sounds like
it could mean life or death.

Well, it very well...

could be.

- For who?
- For you and me.

- Get on.
- We've got a deal.

[siren wailing]

[Jaime] There! Into the truck.

[Evel] You gotta be kidding!
I jump over trucks, not into them.

[Jaime] Do it!

[groaning]

Hey, very well done, sir.
Very well done.

Very well done, my eye.

I almost lost all my teeth.

Well, you're gonna
lose them again.

Come on.
Let's get out of here.

We gotta start looking
around here for some clothes.

You check these boxes here.

- For what?
- For some clothes.

Things you can wear
so we can disguise ourselves.

There's gotta be
something here somewhere.

Now, this...

is not your color.

Oh, no kidding.

Is there anything in there?

Yeah, some flowers
and an old sausage stuffer.

What's in that box
over there?

Dishes.
How about this one?

Forget that. It's locked.

Well, we'll unlock it.

Sometimes you could
give these a hard yank.

[clicking]

Right. Now, come on.
Give me a hand, please.

Give you a hand?

I'd like to see
where you got that hand.

Oh, come on.

[siren wailing]

Okay. How's this?

Bona fide member
of the proletariat.

Oh, beautiful. Come on.
Let's get out of here.

Hey, come here.
I found this for you.

This should be great, huh?

You're gonna love it.

Great.
Who do you think I am, King Kong?

Oh, well--Wait. Shh.

- [bionic ear beeping]
- [man speaking German]

- What is it?
- Oh, it's the cops.

- I don't hear anything.
- Well, come here.

[man speaking German
on police radio]

[speaking German]

Now I hear them.

What are they saying?
You understand any of it?

My grandmother Knievel
taught me a little German.

Your grandmother Knievel.

Come on,
what's the radio saying?

Attention all units.
Be on the lookout

for girl in red
and white blouse,

and man in blue on--

Something...
Something flying bicycle.

"Flying bicycle"?
Come on.

I told you I didn't
understand all of it.

Okay. What else?
Come on.

Across border.

Check identification
of anyone looking suspicious.

These two are
considered degener--

Uh, dangerous.

Hmm.

Totschießen.

Totschießen?
What's that?

Totschießen in German means
"don't shoot to kill or..."

"Shoot to kill."

Swell.

[speaking German]

They're coming here.
They're coming here to search the truck.

Oh.
We've got to get out of here.

Okay. All right.
Okay.

She's lifting that crate
with one hand.

[speaking German]

Okay, get the bike.

Come on. Hurry.

Now we're gonna need
some kind of identification.

Let's see if this guy's got some.

Okay.

Gotta leave this fellow
his money.

And a little something extra
for the things that we're borrowing.

[motorcycle revving]

This is Nicholai Petrov
at KGB Headquarters, Burghausen.

You may report to the Central Committee
that Herr Schmidt

has brought us
the computer data

and we will begin
the decoding process immediately.

It will be on the plane
to Moscow tonight.

Yes. Thank you.

Oh, please...

Be sure to mention my name
in the dispatches.

Yes. Petrov.

Thank you.

You have done well, Schmidt.

Thank you, sir.

Uh, is there any word
on that OSI agent that was pursuing me?

Yes. She and her
motorcyclist friend

are apparently still somewhere
in East Germany.

Our patrols are on the alert for them.

Do you think that they may
make a further attempt

to recover the computer tape?

Only if they are interested in suicide.

Shall we go to work?

[speaking German]

All right. Now,
the KGB Headquarters

should be about five kilometers
up ahead here.

So what?
What are we gonna do when we get there?

I'm not sure,
but we'll think of something.

We'll be okay, don't worry.

Yeah, "We'll be okay."
You'll be okay.

You can do anything
you want to.

You can pick up a crate
and throw it at somebody.

How strong are you, anyway?

I'm strong enough.

What are we,
on a picnic or something?

Why'd you bring
that lunch bag along for?

Because it's gonna make you
look more like a worker, that's why.

- Here, you want a bite?
- Oh, get out of here.

- Watch where you're going!
- I don't want a bite of anything.

Look, you, I told you,
I gotta get back to West Berlin.

You gotta help me. There are 50,000 people
there waiting for me.

Will you get off with this phony
Evel Knievel bit,

for heaven's sake?

Look, you little dodo,
I told you I was Evel Knievel.

What have I gotta do
to convince you?

Lookit. Lookit.

Oh, boy. Now we're both gonna get shot.

No, we're not gonna get shot.
Don't panic. Okay?

Oh, man.

[stammering] How do you say,
"you're cute" in German, huh?

[speaking German]
Or something.

Just blink those
beautiful big eyes of yours at him.

[repeating German phrase]

[speaking German]

[speaking German]

- [stammering] Paper.
- [laughs]

Uh, she's got 'em.

[speaking German]

Danke.

[humming]

Oh, boy. Now we're gonna
get shot in the back.

We're not gonna get shot in the back.
Just keep going.

I don't believe you.

How often do you do this?

Only when I'm not
teaching school.

Hello, Doc, this is Speedy.
Come in. Do you read?

Yes, I read you.
Where are you now?

We're about five kilometers
outside of Burghausen on Route 2.

Now tell me exactly,
where are the KGB Headquarters?

Now you listen to me.

We've analyzed the situation
and you have a ten percent chance

of ever getting in there
and no chance at all of getting out.

What did he say?
Well, we're gonna have to try anyway.

Negative.
You're to turn west

when you intersect Route 77
and head for the border.

Boy, there's a guy
I could learn to like.

What was that?
Go East on Route 87

and head for Afghanistan?

[Rudy] No. West on Route 77.

Jaime, listen to me.
You're coming back.

Herr Major.

Oh, Schmidt.

Has the tape been decoded yet?

Uh, no. It will be
another hour or so.

But we have just intercepted
a radio transmission

from the American agent.

She and her partner are
moving in this direction on Route 2.

Good. You have dispatched
the necessary troops?

Ja.

If there is anything left of them,

have them brought to me.

[Rudy] Jaime, they probably
know where you are right now.

Get out of there before
they decide to do something about it.

Listen, Rudy. Come on.

Now that's a direct order from Oscar.

I just spoke to him, Jaime.

Hello. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

- I can't hear you.
- Hey, I heard him.

Now, look, you,
he said we gotta get out of here.

Now you pay attention
to your superiors.

I've got a big jump to make
back in West Berlin.

- Now, come on.
- Hey, look, will you get off this?

Now, I realize you
must be scared to death,

because this kind of thing
scares the heck out of me, too. Okay?

But don't keep pretending
that you're Evel Knievel

just because you're scared
and trying to get out of it.

Yeah, I'm pretending
I'm Evel Knievel. Right!

Listen, I understand.

If you want to go back,
you turn this thing around and go.

I'm gonna go on by myself.
All right? Is that okay?

[helicopter approaching]

Hey, look,
now we are in trouble.

[Jaime] Here they come again.
Duck!

[Evel] We've gotta find cover.

Go off in that direction.

[pilot] The Americans
are heading into the trees.

We'll have to flush them out.

[Jaime] What are you stopping for?

Oh.

Look at this.
I don't believe it!

Well, we've gotta go across it.

Cross it?
How're we gonna get across it?

- The bridge is washed out.
- Jump it!

What?

Look, you keep saying you're Evel Knievel.
Now, jump it. Okay?

Look. We'll never
make it across there. It's too far.

Evel Knievel
could make that jump. [screams]

[pilot]
We have them!

Evel Knievel.
I'll show you.

They're trapped
at a washed-out bridge.

Whoa!

The Americans are in the lake now.
Close in.

Jaime, you okay?

Yeah. I'm all right.

Nothing I hate more
than soggy boots.

Boy, I hope you're satisfied.

Look what you've done.

We just wrecked...

a $3,000 motorcycle
down the drink.

I knew you weren't
Evel Knievel.

Hey, you.

- I don't make it all the time, you know.
- Yeah, sure.

Look, let's just get out of here

before we get captured. Please!

Captured. That's it.
That's perfect!

We could get captured,
you know?

What are you talking about?
Have you gone crazy?

No, listen. That's the easiest way
we have to get into their headquarters.

I don't wanna get into
their headquarters.

If we don't,
they're gonna decode that tape.

And if I don't get back
to West Berlin,

I'm not gonna be able
to perform,

and I'm gonna lose the whole motorcycle
safety program.

Perform. Perform.

Oh, shoot.

- It's too late now.
- Oh, brother.

[Evel] Hey!

Hey, you!

Be careful with that thing.

And be sure and flush
those carburetors out

with gasoline before
you try and start it.

They finally fished
my bike out of the drink.

But big deal, I'm probably
not even gonna have to use it again.

Shh.

What do you mean, "Shh"?
I don't hear anything.

[bionic ear beeping]

[man 1 speaking German]

[repeating in German]

What does that mean?

It means, uh,
"What's Petrov going to do with them?"

But where do you hear that?

[man 2 speaking German]

[repeating in German]

[speaking German]

[repeating]

It means, uh,
either interrogate them

and let them try and escape,

or interrogate them and, uh...

shoot them
while they're trying to escape.

Well, I bet I know
which one it is.

Hey, it's not so bad.

Look. You're used to flying bullets,
helicopters,

picking up crates
with one arm.

That's not my bag.

I told you.
I'm Evel Knievel.

How did I get
into this mess anyway?

I want to get
out of here.

Please, with this Evel Knievel. Come on.

Look, you,
I told you I'm Evel Knievel.

I'm from Butte, Montana.
I'm a motorcycle jumper.

Once in a while I play golf
and shoot pool with my friends

and have a drink.

And when my schedule allows it,

I put on some
motorcycle safety benefit program.

But this is no motorcycle
benefit performance.

But, I mean,
it could be beneficial.

Beneficial, my eye.

It could be suicide.

Oh, my mother always
warned me about

picking up some
good-looking broad hitchhiking.

You weren't even
wearing a short skirt.

[door opening]

Good afternoon.

[Evel] What's good about it?

My name is Nicholai Petrov,
from the KGB.

I assume you are from the OSI?

Not me. I'm just along for the ride.

It doesn't really matter.

The computer tape
you were after is almost decoded.

It should be on its way to Moscow
within the hour.

Great.

Look, I got a motorcycle benefit
to put on over in West Berlin,

and it's three hours away.

Can you please help me
get out of here?

I doubt if you will make it.

Your interrogation
should last at least that long.

And then perhaps

we will shoot you while
you're trying to escape.

Oh, brother,
I knew that was gonna happen.

I am sure you understand.

Good day.

[bionic ear beeping]

[Petrov speaking German]

Okay. Now, Petrov has taken
one of his guards with him.

So there's only one
guard out there left.

Big deal.
One guard is as bad as two.

Yeah, but at least with
one guard we've got a chance, you know.

A chance to what?
Get shot while trying to escape?

Will you start being
a little cooperative, please?

Cooperative, my eye.

Look, I've been doing everything
that you've asked me to do

ever since we left West Berlin.

I've been shot at,
I almost drowned in the river,

and now this German Gestapo
is gonna kill me.

How did I get into this mess anyway?

Oh, God.

You are right.

I have had absolutely no right

to make you do the things
that we have done.

And, uh, I guess
I was just desperate for some help

and I can't excuse myself.

I, uh-- [chuckles]

I apologize. I'm really sorry.

Wait a minute.

I know who I am and what I am.

I really wouldn't have
gone for the motorcycle ride

unless I wanted to.

It's not gonna get us out of here.

Hey.

We've gotta think positive,
not negative.

We can get out of here.

Come on. We can do it.

Let's think of something.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[creaking]

[Jaime] All right.
Here we go. Jump.

Freeze!

That's a Luger in your back, friend.
Don't move.

Open wide.

Thank you.

[creaking]

What do we do now?

We take his clothes off.

Boy, I don't believe
we're doing this.

Just keep looking mean.

The decoding room's gotta
be around here somewhere.

Decoding room, my eye.
Hey, I'm looking for an exit.

We'll, find an exit

as soon as we get our hands
on that computer tape.

Computer tape?

[speaking German]

- Is he shouting at us?
- Yes. He's shouting at us.

Think we better stop?

I'd like to stop,
but my legs won't let me.

Oh, come on.

[speaking German]

[speaking German]

Where did you tell him
we were going?

Is that it?

Yeah, that's it.
Guards and all.

How we gonna
get past them?

Tell them that
Petrov sent you for the computer tape.

Do you really think
they'll believe that?

Well, it's worth a try.

Boy, you gotta be crazy.
They'll never go for it.

You got us past
the other guard.

- But there was only one of him.
- So talk twice as fast. Okay?

Please?

Okay. Come on.
It's worth a try.

[speaking German]

Petrov?

[speaking German]

[speaking German]

You're cute.

[both speaking German]

[muffled groaning]

Helmut?

Helmut?

[speaking German]

[speaking German]

[both speaking German]

[shouting in German]

[shouting]

Dummkopfs!

[shouting]

[alarm ringing]

[announcing in German]

[shouting in German]

[announcer continues]

Sweet mother of mercy!

[speaks German]

Where's the tape?

He's got it.

Aah...

You okay?

[bionic ear beeping]

[Petrov] Up the stairs.

[Petrov]
Mach Schnell! Mach Schnell!

[Jaime] They're coming
up the stairs.

Okay. Get the door!
Get the door!

The door? What door?
Look what you did to it!

The door... Oh!

Okay, come on.
Get out of the way, look out.

This is never gonna hold them.
Come on. Out the window.

Come on.
You moved that computer with one arm.

Considered doing auto shows?

[Jaime] Okay, your bike's
right down there.

Come on. We're gonna jump.

Hey, these kinds of jumps
I don't make.

There's always a first time.

[Petrov shouting]

Okay, it's your turn.
Come on.

My turn?
Who do you think I am, Batman?

All right, come on now.
Just climb down the building.

I'll be right here
to catch you, huh?

Yeah,
and I'll catch you later.

[shouting in German]

[Evel] On second thought...

[Petrov] One, two, three, push!

[shouting]

Come on. Hurry.

Oh!

Mach Schnell!
Mach Schnell!

Oh, man. Nice going.

I thought you were
gonna catch me.

Who do you think I am?
Johnny Bench?

Oh, brother.
Let's get out of here.

Come on. Quick.
Let's go. Get on.

Push!

- Oh, come on.
- Come on.

Come on baby, start.

[shouting]

Come on. Start.

Come on.
Get through there.

Mach Schnell!
Mach Schnell!

[announcing in German]

[engine starting]

[guns firing]

[shouting in German]

- How'd you do that?
- Do what?

Get it started.

I just gave us a push.

Yeah, but what
kind of a push?

A very hard push.

Da. Da.
That is correct.

They have the computer tape
and are heading toward the border.

I want every available
unit after them,

every foot along
the border guarded.

They must not get away!

[Jaime] I think we're
gonna be okay.

That's great. Maybe now
I'll be able to get back in time

for my benefit.

Oh, you and your benefit.
Forget it.

How far is the border?

About two kilometers.

Two--You better hurry up,
'cause I think we're being tailed.

Tailed?
I don't see anything.

Well, you're gonna.

Isn't anything ever easy?
Hang on.

There's some trees up there.
About a mile.

Maybe we can
ditch them there.

Whoa!

Whoa! That was a close one.
Too close.

Whoo! That was
some beautiful riding.

Think we're gonna be okay.

Oh, he's not going away.

We're gonna have to make a run
for the bridge at the border.

- Not that bridge.
- What?

Oh, no!

The helicopter has them trapped
in the trees.

Close in and flush them out.

[sirens wailing]

They're closing in on us.

Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

Oh, quit apologizing.
We'll get out of here.

Well, how?

That way.

[Jaime] That's gotta
be at least 60 feet wide.

We can't just ride right over it.

Who said anything about riding?

We're gonna jump it.

Jump it?

Yeah, well,
how do we jump it?

You don't even
have a... ramp.

Who do you think you are?
Evel Knievel?

- Yeah. Hang on.
- All right.

Oh. You're crazy!

[screams]
Did we make it?

Of course we made it.
That's my specialty.

Now I can get to that benefit.

Oh, benefit, benefit.

Why don't you quit
pretending you're Evel...

Knievel?

Oh, my gosh!

Hey, listen,
you better hurry up, man.

You probably got about
50,000 people waiting for you.

[man announcing in German]

Evel Knievel!

[crowd cheering]

[announcer speaking German]

Evel Knievel!

It's probably cut crystal, huh?

Hey!

Wow! Look at you.

[giggles] Hi.
How'd the jump go?

What do you mean,
"How'd it go?" Didn't you see it?

I couldn't.
I had so much work to do,

and by the time I got here,
I just missed it.

- I'm sorry.
- Don't worry. It was beautiful. As usual.

Good. The benefit people
were happy, huh?

Well, they were.
I had to apologize for being late.

I told them I was on a ride
through the countryside

with a beautiful Fräulein.

Danke.

What's on your agenda?

Are you headed back
for the States tomorrow?

Yeah. Going back to being
a Southern California school teacher.

Okay, little old school teacher.

How about the things
I saw you do back there,

lifting those crates with one arm,
bending those bars apart,

and, uh, jumping out of that window
like you did?

Those are things I cannot
discuss with you. I'm sorry.

You can't deny it.
I saw you do it.

No, I can't deny it,
but, uh...

it's not that big of a thing
to begin with.

I had a very bad
accident at one time,

and when my doctor
put me back together,

he just made me a little stronger,
that's all.

- Bad accident, huh?
- Yeah.

I've had some bad accidents.

I've got some good doctors
and they didn't patch me up like that.

And you know, I'm not, uh,
planning on retiring just yet.

What's, uh, the name
of your doctor?

I really can't tell you.

Seriously, why don't you
give me his number?

[stammers] I--I can't.

The next time I fall,
I'll give him a call.

[groans]

Yeah.