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I was just in with Mr. Henderson.

His blood pressure
seems to be stable.

Take him off IV.
I'll see him later in the day.

Open the drapes.

Morning.

Feeling better?

Good.

Today's the day
the bandages come off.

But first, you practice.

All you have to do
is nick him,

and Oscar Goldman's
a dead man.

The moment of truth.
We remove the bandages.

Lovely. Show her.

How do you like it, Jaime?

[Jim] Jaime?
You finished packing?

[Jaime] Oh, just a few
more minutes.

Found your wallet
on the front seat of my car.

[Jaime] Your car? How'd it get there?

Maybe you dropped it when you and Helen
went shopping for your swimsuit.

[Jaime] We took my car.

Well, I'm just glad
to get it back.

Jaime, you aren't going
to leave with your house

looking like this, are you?

- Why not?
- [laughing] Well, look at it.

Pretty raunchy, huh?

Guess it would be kind of hard
to have a good time in Nassau,

knowing I'd have
to come home to this.

The plane leaves in an hour.

Um, course, I could have
Helen come up.

Jim.

[Jim] All that in five minutes.

- [laughs] Jaime, you're incredible.
- [Jaime] And late.

Well, as they say in the Bahamas,
"Let's get on de way, mon."

We've got just
enough time, mon.

[both laughing]

[Jaime] Why not?

Why not?

[Courtney] Now, try it again.

Now you've got to lose
all of your Southern accent, okay?

- Why not?
- Better.

[Jaime] Pretty raunchy, huh?

I guess it would be kind of hard to have
a good time in Nassau,

knowing I'd have
to come home to this.

Pretty raunchy, huh?

I guess it would be kind of hard to have
a good time in Nassau, knowing I'd...

No, she uses
more contractions, Lisa.

Uh, "T'have"
instead of "to have."

The accent's good. Now try it again,
but without that cigarette.

Jaime Sommers doesn't smoke.
Come on.

Oh, brother.

Um...

I guess it would be kind of hard to have
a good time in Nassau,

knowing I'd have to come home to this.

Excellent.

That gal must be crazy.

If I was going
to the Bahamas,

last thing I'd be worried
about is cleaning my house.

[chuckling]

Now you've been working
on her for two weeks.

Voice, mannerisms,
life history.

Do you think
you're ready, Lisa?

Lisa?

Oh.

Who's Lisa?
I'm Jaime Sommers.

Oh, Rudy.

Can't you make
a bionic skin that tans?

The least you could do, Rudy,
is make me some bionic baby oil.

[speaking French]

[Speaking Spanish]

Good afternoon.

Ah! An American.

Yes.

A most beautiful one
at that.

Well, I don't know
how you can tell

with me all wrapped up like this,
but thank you anyway.

Are you burned?

Oh, yeah. But I'm having trouble
getting an even tan.

[laughing]

Yes, the sun here
can be very devastating, you know?

Do you mind if I sit down?

No.

[Courtney] Camera.

Pens.

OSI pass.

- What is it?
- A gas bomb.

Push the lipstick
all the way up,

hold your breath,
throw it to the ground.

Everyone around you
will be rendered unconscious.

Just in case.

Okay. I'm ready
whenever you guys are.

[Perkins] Bye, baby. Good luck.

Thank you, sugar pie.

Lisa?

Cigarette.

[Oscar] Brian, I think we're making
a mistake on this Howlitt Report.

I think it's too valuable
to be in my safe.

I think it should be reclassified
"For Eyes Only."

[intercom buzzes]

Hang on a minute.
Yes, Betty?

[Betty] I'm sorry
to disturb you, Mr. Goldman,

but Jaime Sommers
is here to see you.

Jaime?

Should I tell her to wait until
you've finished reading?

No, send her in.
Brian, I'll call you back.

Okay, pal.

Jaime.

Hi.

What are you doing here?

You're supposed to be
on some tropical island

a thousand miles away,
lolling on the beach.

Well, I got bored.

Clouds came in and I ended up
spending most of my time in my room.

So you came here.

Well, I have some news for you.
This isn't the most, uh,

exciting place in the world
all the time either.

Paperwork is paperwork.
And that's dull.

Oh, I know all about that.

I was four days behind
in my homework grading before I left.

What brings you to Washington?
Not that I mind.

The OSI.

Oscar, um, I do a lot of work for you,
and I love it.

But sometimes
I just feel isolated,

like I really don't know
what's going on.

I mean, I'm in Ojai, and everything else
is back here in Washington.

And, well, your paperwork, for example,

now that could be interesting
to me, you know.

Oh.

I just thought it would be kind of fun
to spend a couple of weeks

learning more about the work that I do
and what the OSI is all about.

No.

- No?
- No.

Why? I've got a Security Six Clearance.

Okay.

But I can't imagine
why you'd rather be here, Jaime,

than in the Bahamas.

All right, I'll go to Security and get you
a security building permit.

- Be right back.
- Okay.

[clicking tongue]

[door closing]

[clicking]

I still find it hard to believe that
you recognized me so easily, Mr. Beaumond.

Oh, come now.

I've watched you play in at least, uh,
15 world-class tennis matches.

It would have been
very hard to miss you.

[chuckles]

It's awfully nice of you
to entertain me like this.

It's my pleasure.

To your health.

[toasting]

Something wrong,
Miss Sommers?

Miss Sommers?

She's out.

Get the box and head it out
to deep water.

[piano playing]

Hmm. Thank you.

[Matthews] Put it out.

Give me the pack.

- Come on.
- Lisa!

You can't afford to let down now,
not even for a minute.

Remember that.

[sighs]

So how's it going?
Got anything?

Yeah.

It's something
called the Howlitt Report.

I think it's important.
How's it going in Nassau?

It should be all over
right now.

There is nothing more moving
than a burial at sea, mon.

[Bexley] Goodbye,
Jaime Sommers.

[engine revving]

[Oscar] Is Miss Sommers back
from lunch?

[Betty] Yes, Mr. Goldman.
She's waiting in your office.

Jaime, took a little while,
red tape from the government,

but I've got your top...

You know, some of this stuff
is pretty interesting.

Miss Sommers, are you always
in the habit of reading

other people's top-secret briefs?

Oh, only when I'm sitting in their chair.

Well, get out of the chair.
Get me some coffee...

- Yes, sir.
-... while I read the top-secret briefs.

Chauvinist.

[intercom buzzes]

Yes, Betty?

Uh, Mr. Goldman, I don't know
if you want to take this,

but there's a woman on the line
who claims she's Jaime Sommers.

Jaime Sommers is standing
right in front of my desk.

Thank you very much
and, uh, hang up.

I'm sorry, Mr. Goldman,
but she says it's an emergency.

Where's she calling from?

Nassau in the Bahamas.
What should I tell her?

I'll talk to her.

- Hello?
- Oscar?

This is Oscar Goldman
speaking.

Oscar, this is Jaime.

Get her!

What is this?

Who are you?

- Hello?
- Hey, what's going on there?

Jaime, I don't know
how to explain it.

Oscar, please listen to me.
Somebody just tried to kill me,

and they came
pretty darn close.

- Where are you?
- I'm on the beach in Nassau.

They tried to drown me.

- Who?
- I don't know. Two men.

Well, now, listen. Do this.
Go to the American Embassy.

Don't go back to your hotel.
I'll get somebody to pick up your stuff.

Be at the airport in one hour,
and I'll send a plane down from Miami.

Oscar, I'm really scared.

Babe, I know how you feel.

Jaime, you're not gonna
believe what's happened.

[pilot] Nassau Center, please advise
Washington of our ETA at Dulles.

0200 hours.

[man 1 ] Roger, Falcon.
Four-niner uniform. Will advise.

[man 2] Falcon, four-niner uniform.

You have priority
taxi clearance to Gate D4.

Be advised that
a limousine is waiting.

[pilot] Thank you, Dulles.
We have one tired lady on board.

[Oscar] Get any sleep last night?

[Jaime] Yeah, a little on the plane.

Okay, Oscar, when are you gonna end
all the suspense, huh?

The answer, my dear,
is right in that office.

Russ, how's it going?

Tight as a clam.
She hasn't opened her mouth to yawn.

Who hasn't?

Russ?

Let's go.

Oh, my God.

Oscar, who is she?

I don't know.
I just don't know. Nothing works.

Nothing fits.

Fingerprints, dental work,
birth marks...

All we know is that she had
plastic surgery recently.

And she had you down cold.

- How long has she been here?
- One day.

One single day.

Enough time to photograph a half a dozen
top-secret papers,

- and get the film out of here.
- This a camera?

Camera.
You know what I found in that camera?

Film. Photographs
of my yesterday's mail.

And what's more important,

on my desk I had a top-secret
report on the SALT talks,

the Howlitt Report.

Jaime, if she photographed
that and passed that on,

it could blow our negotiating
position sky high.

We've got to find her contact,

her connection, and we've got
to get that film back here.

How?

[sighs]

I don't know.

I just don't know.

[sighs]

I suppose we could
let the information pass

and hope that one of our double agents
could intercept it.

Sounds pretty iffy.

It is.

Oscar,

if she could make all of you
think that she was me,

maybe I can make her people
think that I'm her.

What about the clothes?

Can you match the dress
she was wearing?

Oh, come on now.
If she can match my face,

I can match her clothes.

Jaime, after all
you've been through?

Hey, listen, as far as I know,
I've got the patent on this face.

Now if somebody's cranking
them out in quantity,

I think it's up to me
to do something about it.

Have you got any clues at all?

Just this.

[piano playing]

Well, back again?

Yeah. Hi.

So what'll it be?

Oh, same thing I had
last time.

Sorry, remember faces,
but I'm a little weak on drinks.

Oh, in that case,
I'll have a club soda. [laughs]

Thank you.

I think I'm gonna float away.

[chuckles]

Say, um, are you waiting
for somebody?

Yeah. I think so.

Okay.
I'll have another soda.

And put some scotch in it.
And bring me one, too.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Are you in business?

Oh. Yeah.

Ah, I knew you were a pro
the moment I laid eyes on you.

- Oh, no, no, you don't understand...
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Don't get cold on me, baby.

Take your hand off me, please.

[stammering] But I bought you a drink.

I said take your hand off me.

Man, where did you
get a grip like that?

In the police academy.

Police academy?

Excuse me, Officer.

Was he giving you trouble?

Nothing I couldn't handle.

What're you, um, drinking?

Scotch and soda.

Thought the only way
you liked scotch was on the rocks.

Oh, well, the gentleman
who just left bought it for me.

You drink it.

Thanks. Have the film?

Nothing today.

Why'd you set up this meeting?

You said you had more pictures.

I just wanted to talk.

[sighs]

You could've called.
It was a long drive.

Well, it's too important.

All right. But you know how
he doesn't like unnecessary meetings.

What is it?

I can't tell you.

What?

I've gotta see him in person.

You must be crazy.

For your sake, it better be good.
It better be good, Lisa.

[ringing]

Hello. Yeah, he's here.
Hold on.

It's Matthews.

[Courtney] What is it, Matthews?
Any problems?

[BEEPING]

[Matthews] Lisa wants
to see you in person.

I told her she was on her own
for the next two weeks.

If anyone sees her coming here,

she will jeopardize
the entire operation.

She says it's important,
something you'd be interested in.

- Is she there?
- [Matthews]Yes, sir.

Put her on.

[sighs] Lisa.

Hello.

Lisa. I want to congratulate you
on the photographs.

I'm looking at them now.
They're excellent.

[Jaime] Thank you.

Now, what's all this
about a meeting?

Well, I have some information,
but it's not on film, it's in my head.

So if you want it,
you're gonna have to see me.

What's it about?

Well, let me just say
that, uh,

it makes the Howlitt Report
look like a seventh grade term paper.

You know, if I didn't know
you were Lisa Galloway,

I'd swear I were talking
to Jaime Sommers.

[laughs] All right.

Tell Matthews to bring you
back with him.

Okay. Let's go.

[Jaime] We're changing cars?

[Matthews] Yeah, just in case.

[tires screeching]

Safe now.

Oh, no, thank you.

You're kidding.

I thought by now
a chain smoker like you

would be going out of your head.

Oh, I just can't get
this Jaime Sommers out of my mind.

[coughing]

Something wrong?

I just got something caught
in my throat.

Finished already?

Whoo! You must've been desperate.

Here.

Have another one.

Thank you.

You tell me
who you work for,

and I will personally
guarantee you a lighter sentence.

Now, I think
that's very generous,

considering the charges.

Hello.

No, Russ. Yeah.
Just a minute.

For you.

Yes, put him on.

Yes, Bill.

What? How?

Lost her.

No.

No, come back.
We'll try to find her from here.

You hop out here.
I got to go park around the front.

I'll meet you in his office.

Okay. Whose office?

Courtney's, who else?

Albert Schweitzer?

Oh, and, Lisa?

You can drop that
Jaime Sommers routine

and start talking
like yourself.

You're among friends now.

Talk like myself?

[Bexley] Courtney says to lock
the negatives in the basement vault.

Lisa really must be
coming through.

Howlitt Report.
Must be something pretty important.

[SCOFFS] And profitable.

Lisa!

Oh.

Oh, baby, just one day
and I was crazy without you.

Listen, Courtney's seeing a patient.

Let's go someplace
we can be alone, huh?

Baby, I've been worried
about you.

Courtney's not a man to fool around with.
You know that.

Whatever you're gonna tell him,
it better be good.

It is.

Hey, listen, stop talking
like Jaime Sommers.

Where's my fiery
little Georgia peach, huh?

Well, I just don't feel
like it right now.

Hey, Lisa.

Oh, honey.

Why are you
being so difficult?

Now this is your last chance
to cooperate.

Are you gonna tell us
who you work for?

All right, that's it.
You stay with her.

I'm gonna get a car and take her
to a maximum security cell.

Mr. Goldman.

Well, well.

She does talk after all.

Are you finally willing
to cooperate?

I really feel as though
I look a fright.

Would you mind if I put on some lipstick
before we go outside?

[Perkins] That a new kind
of perfume?

Uh, yeah.
I bought it yesterday.

Uh, honey lamb,
do you happen to know

where Courtney
took that Howlitt Report?

Yes, with the other stuff.
You know more about that than I do.

Hmm.

Hey, come on,
you're not kissing me back.

In the basement?

Yeah, the vault.

You're making me feel unloved.

Oh, poor baby.

[exclaims] What the...

Oh, look at that!
You're getting all wet!

What in thunder is going on?

Get the janitor.

And somebody take Goldman
and the pens to the basement.

You come with me.

[all coughing]

[sighs in relief]

Cigarette?

Thank you kindly.

How do I know
you're not the real Jaime Sommers?

[coughs]

Because I'm prettier.

Besides, isn't the real
Jaime Sommers

at the bottom
of the deep blue sea? Hmm?

Is she?

Wait outside. I'd like to talk
to Miss Galloway alone.

Yes, sir.

Oh, and see how Perkins
is getting along with that pipe.

Is Perkins the reason
you came back?

Or do you really
have something to tell me?

Come on. Would you let me
come back here

if you'd have thought I didn't?

Then don't waste my time.
What is it?

Well, first,

I want to make sure it's gonna
be safe in the basement.

What're you talking about, Lisa?

You mean after two years
as my secretary,

you still don't know
the capabilities of our safe?

Two steel doors, eight inches thick,
impossible to break in.

Well, it's not the vault
I'm worried about. It's location.

[coughing]

You should be worried
about lung cancer,

not about an impregnable vault
in the laundry room.

Now, why are you stalling?
More money?

You ain't just
whistling Dixie, honey.

What about the license number?

Where?

Good.

She took a taxi at the side gate.

The guard said he heard
something about a Courtney Clinic.

That's in Bethesda.
It's about a half an hour from here.

Let's get outta here.

Hurry, driver.

All right, Lisa.
Get the cash box.

Where?

In the wall safe,
where it always is.

You know the combination.

Right.

[beeping]

[clicking]

Good, Lisa.
For a minute there, you had me worried.

[nurse] Dr. Courtney to Intensive Care.

Dr. Courtney to Intensive Care.

Close the safe
and wait for me here.

We'll discuss the value
of your information when I get back.

[beeping]

[Courtney] See that she doesn't leave

and that Perkins doesn't get in.

Lisa's behaving strangely.
I don't know what it is.

Oh, and have the switchboard

pull out my line until I return,
just in case.

[dial tone buzzing]

This is Goldman.
Patch me into all backup units.

Drive to the Courtney Clinic
in Bethesda.

She's got 20 minutes on us,
so make it fast.

If she's already with Jaime,
no telling what will happen.

[sighs]

[snapping fingers]

Hey!

Oh, I'm so glad
to see you, honey.

Hey, babe,
how did you get down here?

I got to talk to Courtney.

- Yeah, I know.
- Got a smoke?

- Yeah, sure.
- Where is he?

- Courtney?
- Hmm.

- Uh, in his office.
- Oh, good.

I'll see y'all
after I talk with him.

Hey, Lisa,
weren't you just...

Lisa.

How did you get out here?

[Lisa] What are you talking
about, Matthews?

[Matthews] You were
just in his office.

What's the matter with y'all?

Courtney in there?
I've got to talk to him.

[Matthews] Talk to him? You just did.

[Lisa] Well, how could I?
I just got here.

Let go of me. I gotta get in.

[Matthews] Lisa!

Where is he?

All right, Lisa,
how did you do it?

Do what?
I'm gonna get Courtney.

Lisa!

[sighs]

Lisa? What are you doing?

Hi, honey.

Did you find Courtney?

Courtney? Of course.

You were there when I was talking
to him, honey pie.

Oh, yeah, I know, babe...

Oh, I gotta go. Bye.

Bye.

Hi, sugar.

Lisa? How'd you do that?

Y'all seen Courtney,
sweet cakes?

I thought... Didn't you just tell me
that you found him?

I'm looking for him, baby doll.

What's wrong with everybody?
Y'all gone crazy?

Oh, I'll check
with the charge nurse.

[beeping]

Perkins.

[sighs] Have you seen Lisa?

Yeah, a couple of times.

Well, where did she go?

Last time I heard, to see Courtney.

Intensive Care.
intensive Care.

Dr. Courtney, oh, thank goodness
I've finally found you.

What are you doing down here?
I told you to wait in my office.

I haven't even seen you today.

We talked
less than an hour ago.

Oh, sweet Georgia, she's here.

- What are you talking about?
- Jaime Sommers. She's here.

Sommers? I killed her in Nassau,
watched her go down.

That's why everybody's
been acting so strange.

Lisa. I'm sorry, Doctor.
I don't know how she got out.

Sommers is alive?

Oh, yeah.

They caught me,
and I saw her before I escaped.

I don't believe it.
She was tied to an anchor.

That explains a lot of things.
Did they follow you?

No.

Then as long as we haven't
blown our cover, find her.

Lisa, you and Bexley
cover the basement.

Matthews and I will stay up here.

Oh, wish you were the real thing.

How much further?

About five minutes.
If we push it, we can make it in four.

Then do it.

You got that, Pete?

Yes, sir.
We'll make it in four.

Look, you check down there.
I'm going down to the laundry room.

[beeping]

This time I'm gonna get you.

Come on out, Jaime.

Stop wasting everybody's time.

Don't make me put holes
in all them clothes.

Let's go!

They're coming
from the basement!

Hold it!
Drop the guns! Drop it!

Jaime!

I believe it's time for you and me
to have it out, sugar pie.

There's only gonna be
one Jaime Sommers now.

[dart firing]

Oscar, there's Lisa.

Oscar, it's me.

For heaven's sake, Oscar,
can't you see it's me?

Jaime?

Not bad.

All right.

Satisfied?

Yeah.

You should be dead.

[sighs]

Well, I guess that's it, sugar.

I got your looks,
but I sure don't have your moves.

Courtney's vault was full
of stolen papers,

more than I could imagine.

The Secretary wanted
to thank you personally...

Oh, but he was on his way
out of the country, right?

That's right. So he asked me
to do the honors.

Danke schön.

Okay, well, you tell the Secretary
he's very welcome

as soon as he gets back into town.

I will tell him.

What's gonna happen to Lisa?

She's going to prison.

Really?

Looking like Lisa Galloway?

No. Jaime Sommers.

It's gonna take a year
for that scar tissue to heal

before it'll be safe to have
any more plastic surgery.

So you're gonna have
a jailbird for a twin.

Oh, terrific.

Well, that won't be bad.
As long as she stays put.

Well, how would you like it
if there were two Oscar Goldmans?

I'll worry about that
when it happens.

Come on in.

Oh, I'm just gonna make
a phone call first.

Okay.

[Oscar] Jaime!

Yes, Oscar?

Oh, my...
Oh, you look so pale.

What you need is a trip
to the Bahamas.

It would do your complexion
a lot of good.

I know this fantastic place
to go swimming.

You're just gonna love it.