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( whistling sprightly tune )
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronnie howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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Good... Thank you
For calling.
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Good-bye.
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Yes?
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Oh, uh, I'd like to see
Mr. Jackson, please.
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He's quite busy.
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Do you have
An appointment,
Mister, uh...
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Taylor, sheriff taylor
Of mayberry.
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No, I don't have an appointment
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But I'd 'preciate if
You'd tell him I'm here.
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Mr. Jackson, a sheriff taylor
From mayberry
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Is here to see you.
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Taylor?
I don't know any taylor.
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What does he want?
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I'm here to arrest him.
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He's here to arrest you.
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Arrest!
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What is all this?
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'member me?
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I... Believe so.
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Yes! Yes.
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That speeding ticket,
'member?
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Coming through mayberry
About two weeks ago?
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You said you had to get on to
An important meetin'
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So I let you go
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On the condition
That you'd come
Back on the 20th
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And stand trial--
'member?
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Well, the 20th was
Last wednesday
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And you didn't come.
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Oh, yes,
Well, it, uh...
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It completely
Slipped my mind.
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Would you like to
Come into my office?
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I'm sure we can
Straighten this out.
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Fine.
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Sit down, sir.
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Oh, thank you.
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Now, about, uh...
Two weeks ago
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You said I came
Through your town, huh?
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That's right.
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Well, well!
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You really are
A conscientious
Sheriff, aren't you?
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I would imagine you'd
Have your hands full
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Way out there
In mayberry
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Running down chicken thieves
And curfew breakers.
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Er, would you like a cigar?
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No, thank you.
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Oh, maybe I
Will take one
For my deputy.
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He likes one when
He's feeling special sporty.
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Thank you.
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Now... 'bout the summons.
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Oh, yes, well, I'll have
Miss fenwick draw up a check.
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Well, I'm afraid there's
More than a fine involved.
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Oh? Well, what can I do?
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Well, you can get your hat
And come on.
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To mayberry?
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You're really insisting
On my appearing?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, come on, sheriff.
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I can't leave just like that.
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I'm the head of
A big business here.
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I have
Responsibilities.
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Why... I'm sure you and I can
Settle this little matter.
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Uh...
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I hope you're
Reaching for a comb
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Or a handkerchief or something,
'cause we take a very dim view
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Of bribery
In mayberry.
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Bribery's one
Of the things
We like to watch
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On account of there
Ain't much else to do.
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Miss fenwick...
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Yes, mr. Jackson?
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Have my lawyer meet me
In mayberry.
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If you all are ready,
We'll declare court in session.
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( gavels )
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Court's
In session.
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Case of mayberry
V. J. Howard jackson.
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The charge is speeding
In excess of posted limits
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And failure to answer
A summons.
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How do you plead?
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Sheriff, my client...
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Oh, guilty, guilty,
Let's get it over with.
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Since the defendant
Pleads guilty
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There's only one thing
Left to do,
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And that's pass sentence.
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Mr. J. Howard jackson
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You are hereby fined
The sum of $15.
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Fifteen!
Wait a minute.
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Do you mean
To tell me
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You dragged me away
From my business...
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Let me alone.
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For a measly
$15 fine?!
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No, sir, you was brought in here
'cause you flouted the law
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And you just can't do that.
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Well, I'm surprised
You didn't have
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A lot of reporters
And photographers
Around here.
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Why is that?
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You running for reelection
Or something,
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Trying to be a big man?
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"Sheriff hauls in
Noted publisher."
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That would be
Pretty nice
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For a campaign
Speech, wouldn't it?
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Oh, boy,
These hicks--
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They sure love to go after
Big game, don't they?
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Well, one of these days,
You will be pushed down to size.
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Let's go.
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Noisy, ain't he?
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You wanted
To see me,
Mr. Jackson?
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Yes... Sit down, jean.
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Are, uh...
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Are you in a nosy mood
These days?
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A good reporter's
Always in a nosy mood.
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Okay, this is it--
Sheriff andy taylor
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A hick burg
Called mayberry.
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I want every
Speck of dust
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You can find on
The good sheriff.
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Look in the closets,
Sweep under the rugs
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Bring back anything that
Can be twisted into an article.
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I want to pulverize that image.
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That's a tall order,
Mr. Jackson.
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Most small-town sheriffs
Are notoriously honest.
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In fact, they're like
Shining knights.
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So that's why I'm sending you.
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If he has any cracks in his
Armor, you can find them.
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And I've never known
A shining knight yet
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That didn't have
A few.
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So yo find them.
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Officer!
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Uh, could I have a little
Information, please?
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Oh, I'll handle
This, andy.
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At your service, ma'am.
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Oh, thank you,
Sheriff.
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Oh, well... I'm
Not the sheriff.
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That was the sheriff
Just went in there--
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Sheriff andy taylor.
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I'm deputy fife.
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Oh, hi,
I'm jean boswell.
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I was wondering if you could
Recommend a good hotel in town.
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Oh, well, the
Mayberry hotel is good.
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That's it right there.
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Oh... Well, I'm a college
Student, and I was wondering
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How does it compare in price
With some of the others?
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Well, it, uh...
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Uh...
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Well, that...
That's actually the...
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The only hotel.
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Well, I guess that's
The one for me.
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College student,
You say, huh?
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I'm writing a thesis on
Small-town administration.
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I'm majoring in government.
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I thought mayberry would be
A good town to research.
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You sure come to the
Right town, all right.
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And if there's ever anything
I can do to help you,
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Why, don't you
Hesitate to ask me.
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I'm sort of, well...
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Part of the
Administration,
You know.
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Barney:
Yeah, she's a
Cute little thing.
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Probably pretty naive.
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You know how
These schoolkids are
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When it comes to
The ways of world.
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So I figured we could give
Her a hand -- no harm in that.
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No, no harm at all.
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It's a good thing to help out
The cause of education.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Especially when the cause
Is kind of pretty.
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( door opens )
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Oh, hi!
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Hi.
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It's, uh...
Miss boswell, isn't it?
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Uh-huh.
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I'd like you
To meet our sheriff.
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Andy, this is
Miss jean boswell.
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Miss boswell.
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So, you're a college
Student, huh?
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Yes, that's right.
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Hillside university
Up at the capital.
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Oh, that's a fine school,
Fine school.
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Uh, would you like
To take the tour
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Of the headquarters
Here now?
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Oh, yes, I'd love to.
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Fine.
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Uh, you can, uh...
Take notes if you like.
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Oh, yes! That's
A wonderful idea.
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Barney:
You ready?
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Uh-huh.
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Well, you are now
Within the confines
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Of the mayberry
Sheriff's office and jail
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One of the many
Administrative offices
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In the town of mayberry.
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Now, here is the
Main cellblock.
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This is cell one
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This is cell two and...
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And, uh... So on.
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Uh...
This is a heater.
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Say, here's something
Very interesting
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Right over here.
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Uh... This is
Our bulletin board
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Where we have fliers
And bulletins
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From all over
The state.
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Included are a.P.B.S--
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Uh, that's all-
Points bulletins
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On various
Wanted criminals.
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I'm not going
Too fast for you?
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Oh, no, no,
Just fine.
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Uh, well...
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Well... Uh...
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Uh, hey, barn, why don't you
Tell her about the back room?
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Uh, that's not important.
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It is too!
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That's where deputy fife
Takes his afternoon naps.
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You don't have to
Write that down...
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Uh...
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Uh, say, here's
Something important!
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This is our gun rack!
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This is where we, uh...
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Keep our guns.
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Well, of course,
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What you see in here is just the
Beginning of things to come.
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Things to come?
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Oh, yeah, we're
Constantly expanding.
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I mean, you ought to see
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What's in the blueprint stage
Right now.
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New, up-to-date crime lab,
New wing of cell blocks,
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A dispensary,
A rec hall, a chapel.
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Uh, well, uh, I think we've
Covered everything in here.
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Maybe I'd better show
You around the town now --
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Don't you think, andy?
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You know, the mayor's office
And the council chambers,
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And the --
Don't you think so?
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Oh, yeah, you do that.
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Well, bye, sheriff!
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Well, we'll just, uh...
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Oh, uh, hurry back,
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Deputy, I want to hear some more
About them expansion plans!
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I think I have just
About everything.
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Well, you've been
Just marvelous.
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Of course, there's
One little thing
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I can't quite
Get over.
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Here you are
The deputy
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And you look more
Like the sheriff
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Than the
Sheriff does.
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Well, take the way you
Dress, for instance.
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You wear a complete,
Well-fitting uniform
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And the sheriff, well...
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He doesn't even
Wear a tie.
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And I notice that his
Shoes are a little dusty.
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Well, that is one
Of andy's weak points
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But all in all, uh...
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One of his
Weak points?
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Uh, well...
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I bet you don't always
Agree with his ideas
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Do you?
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Well, uh...
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I just know that a progressive,
Dynamic forward-thinking man
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00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,068
Like yourself must have
Some very definite ideas
257
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,970
As to the way
Things should be run.
258
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,205
Well, there are
Certain things
259
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,207
That I would
Do different
260
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,844
If, uh... I was
Running the show.
261
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,045
Such as?
262
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,046
Well...
263
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,280
( clears throat )
264
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,950
I'd, uh... Be
A whole lot stricter
265
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,417
About certain things
266
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,920
If you know
What I mean.
267
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,488
Mmm... I think so.
268
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,391
Well, like I
Always say, I...
269
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,995
I like to run
A taut ship.
270
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,229
Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,299
And the sheriff,
He doesn't run a taut ship?
272
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,303
Well, the kid is a little
Lax in that department.
273
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,972
Like how?
274
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,375
Well, the way
He mollycoddles
Otis all the time.
275
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,476
Otis?
276
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,144
The town drunk.
277
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,213
Why, he practically
Has the run of the jail.
278
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,082
He locks hisself up
When he gets drunk
279
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,884
Lets hisself out
When he gets sober.
280
00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,518
He just comes and goes
As he pleases!
281
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,420
No!
282
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,389
Things would sure be different
If you were running them.
283
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,124
You bet your buttons,
And certain people
284
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,226
Wouldn't get away with
Certain crimes, neither!
285
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,062
You mean crimes
Go unpunished?
286
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,498
Take the
Emma watson case.
287
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,866
Emma watson?
288
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,501
Chronic jaywalker.
289
00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,203
Listen, jaywalkin'
Is a crime.
290
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,170
And every blessed time
291
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,372
I write out a ticket
For that emma watson,
292
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,909
Andy just tears it up,
Says she's a sweet old lady
293
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,978
And he ain't got the heart
To prosecute her, darn softy.
294
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,413
The sheriff?
295
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,148
Softest-hearted fella
You ever seen in your life.
296
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,250
After tearing up
Emma watson's ticket
297
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,552
He'd like as not give her
A ride home in the squad car.
298
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,421
That's some way to treat
A lawbreaker, huh?
299
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:38,158
You mean that the sheriff
Would use a squad car
300
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,226
For unofficial
Business?
301
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428
Listen, once I was all set
To go out on patrol --
302
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,865
You know where
The squad car was?
303
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,435
Andy was making a delivery
For art crowley's market.
304
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,038
You don't say.
305
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,039
Yeah.
306
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,573
My gosh,
Look at the time.
307
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,809
I got to get back
To the office.
308
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,878
See things are run
Properly.
309
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:01,181
Well... Listen now,
About that thesis of yours,
310
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,051
Is there anything more
I can give you?
311
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,286
Oh, no... Oh, no, no.
312
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,422
You've given me
All I need.
313
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,423
Good.
314
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:13,026
I'll see you.
315
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,011
Paw, you wanna
Hear a joke?
316
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,345
Yeah.
317
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,382
Well...
318
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,017
[ whispering ]
319
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:37,918
Oh, yeah!
320
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:42,255
Paw, ask me if I took
A bath this morning.
321
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,992
Okay -- did you take
A bath this morning?
322
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,928
Why? Is there
One missing?
323
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,363
Andy: that's pretty
Good, ope.
324
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,599
Sheriff taylor?
325
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,101
Yes, sir.
326
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,568
My name is roger milton
327
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,370
State's attorney's office.
328
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,306
Oh, glad
To see you, sir.
329
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,474
This is my deputy,
Barney fife
330
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,642
And my son, opie.
331
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,611
What can
We do for you?
332
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:10,483
If you can, I'd like
To have you explain
That article.
333
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,320
"Does the sheriff
Run the town
334
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,489
Or does the town
Run the sheriff?"
335
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:19,092
Well, andy,
It's all about you.
336
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:21,228
"In a town
Called mayberry
337
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,630
Justice has become
A farce."
338
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,632
Andy: yeah.
339
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:30,170
"Malfeasance
Of public funds,
340
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,105
Shocking disintegration
Of law enforcement..."
341
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,307
Them's pretty
Harsh words.
342
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,509
That's right,
But you'll have a chance
343
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,178
To deny them at the hearing.
344
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,512
At the hearing?!
345
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,248
These are very serious charges.
346
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,451
I'm afraid I'm going to have
To conduct a full investigation.
347
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,419
I have no recourse,
Sheriff taylor
348
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,188
But to suspend you from office
349
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,490
Pending a hearing
On this matter.
350
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,658
Can he do that?
351
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,993
I can...
352
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:58,131
Under this order
From the state's
Attorney's office.
353
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,935
Deputy, the hearing is set
For tomorrow afternoon.
354
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,938
Until then,
You'll be
Acting sheriff.
355
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:12,312
Good day,
Gentlemen.
356
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,449
Paw, ain't you gonna be
Sheriff anymore?
357
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,518
Oh, now,
Don't you worry.
358
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,288
There's just been
A little mistake
359
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,957
And it'll all be
Cleared up.
360
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,494
Somehow or other.
361
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,242
When's this stupid
Thing gonna begin?
362
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,576
Presently, sheriff.
363
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,412
Don't call me that.
364
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,081
He's the only
Sheriff around here.
365
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,150
The commissioner
Will decide that
366
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,584
After the hearing.
367
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,120
( door opens )
368
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:03,730
Andy.
369
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,032
Yeah...
370
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:09,402
That answers a lot
Of questions.
371
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,410
That article was
372
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,712
In one of your
Publications,
Wasn't it?
373
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,181
That's right.
374
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,749
When you hold
A grudge
375
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,118
You really hold it,
Don't you?
376
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,686
That's right.
377
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,089
Who are you gonna get
To prove all them things?
378
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:30,790
Who you gonna get
To say they're true?
379
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,792
State's attorney has
A key witness
380
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,062
Who will substantiate
Everything.
381
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,596
Uh-huh...
I'll just bet.
382
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,432
Bribing some outsider
To tell a lot of lies.
383
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,501
Ha! I'd sure like
To get a crack
384
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,370
At the guy
That testifies.
385
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,604
Low-crawlin' snake.
386
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,306
( door opens )
387
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:59,619
( clears throat )
388
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,524
This hearing is
Now in session.
389
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,226
Mr. Milton, you have lodged
390
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,794
A charge of
Malfeasance
In office
391
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,362
Against mr. Taylor here.
392
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,099
Are you prepared to present
Your bill of particulars?
393
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,433
Yes, commissioner.
394
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,736
I have a witness who will
Verify these facts.
395
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,505
Who is this witness?
396
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,609
Bernard fife.
397
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,479
Commissioner:
Take the stand,
Mr. Fife.
398
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,415
Huh?
399
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,150
I said, take the stand.
400
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,151
Me?!
401
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,486
I'm the witness?!
402
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,189
Would you take
The witness chair, please?
403
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,791
Well, how can I be
A witness against andy?
404
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,395
Would you mind
Taking the witness
Chair, please?
405
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,235
You are
Bernard fife?
406
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,702
Well, of course,
I am.
407
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,404
Just answer
Yes or no.
408
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,106
Well, yeah.
Good.
409
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,242
And is it not true that you
Yourself made the statement
410
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,245
That sheriff taylor was lax in
The fulfillment of his duties?
411
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,480
Where'd you get
A crazy thing like that?
412
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:03,416
Allow me to put it
In your own words.
413
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,254
Speaking of sheriff taylor,
You said, and I quote
414
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,289
"The kid's a little lax.
415
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,158
He doesn't run
A taut ship."
416
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,260
I never said no such
Of a thing!
417
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,428
Perhaps I can
Refresh his memory.
418
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,197
Is the young
Lady here?
419
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,631
Yeah,
She's outside.
420
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,700
If you think
It's necessary...
421
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,669
I think it's
Necessary, yes.
422
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:29,676
It will simplify
Matters.
423
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:33,180
It's that college kid.
424
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,215
( commissioner bangs gavel )
425
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,450
Andy, it's that college kid!
426
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,187
Commissioner,
This is jean boswell
427
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,456
A newspaper reporter
And employee of
Mr. Jackson.
428
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,457
A reporter!
429
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,458
Sit down.
430
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,793
This is a trick!
431
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,629
Sit down!
432
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,931
Continue,
Mr. Milton.
433
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,733
Do you have
As a frequent prisoner
434
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,335
Otis campbell, the town drunk?
435
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,470
Well, we don't say it out
Like that...
436
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,805
Just answer
Yes or no.
437
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,872
All right, yeah.
438
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,708
And this town drunk
Is allowed
439
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,311
To arrest himself,
To lock himself into a cell
440
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,813
And is then allowed
To effect his own release?
441
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,615
When you put it
Like that...
442
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,451
Yes or no?
All right, yeah.
443
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,354
Didn't you say that sometimes
Certain crimes go unpunished?
444
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,855
Barney:
What?
445
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,290
Milton: didn't you say you'd
Written jaywalking tickets
446
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,392
Only to have the sheriff
Tear them up?
447
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361
And didn't you say that the
Sheriff uses a squad car
448
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,430
For other than
Official business?
449
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,798
Didn't you say you once needed
The car in the line of duty
450
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,401
But the sheriff was
Delivering groceries?
451
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,438
And is it not true that these
Are not isolated incidents?
452
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,839
That they happen
All the time?
453
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,674
Didn't you say so
Yourself?!
454
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,909
Yes! Yes! Yes!
455
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,516
Thank you.
456
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,586
You may step down.
457
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,455
Barney:
Andy...
458
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,989
I said, you may step down.
459
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,292
You can say that
All you want to
460
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,227
But I ain't
Steppin' down.
461
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,495
This is a hearing, ain't it?
462
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,630
Well, seems to me
You ought to hear everything
463
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:58,898
Not just a bunch
Of yeses.
464
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:03,770
Very well, you may speak
If you wish to.
465
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,673
Thank you.
466
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,976
Sure, I said
All them things.
467
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,644
But the truth is
468
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,882
Sometimes I get carried away
With myself.
469
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:19,952
When I was talkin'
With the young lady there, I...
470
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,289
I got to
Braggin' a
Little bit.
471
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,524
I guess
That's one
Of my faults.
472
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,494
But I sure didn't think
It was gonna backfire
473
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,995
And be used against andy.
474
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:32,499
Why, andy's the best friend
I got in the whole world.
475
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,035
And as far as I'm concerned,
He's the best sheriff, too.
476
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,272
All them things
I said--
477
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,940
For example, his usin'
The squad car
478
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:41,941
For personal reasons.
479
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,411
Sure, he was deliverin'
Groceries to emma watson
480
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,779
Because she was too sick
To get down to the market.
481
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,880
And that's just one example
482
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,783
Of the things andy's done
For the folks in this town.
483
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,420
I could give you a lot more.
484
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,424
You got to understand,
This is a small town.
485
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:01,027
The sheriff is more
Than just a sheriff.
486
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,395
He's a friend.
487
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,431
And the people in this town
488
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:09,569
They ain't got a better friend
Than andy taylor.
489
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,305
And as far as
Andy knowin' his job
490
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,907
I'd just like for you
To take a look
491
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,377
In the record book, mr. Jackson.
492
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,679
You know,
There ain't been
A major crime
493
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,047
Committed in
This town
494
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,350
Thanks to
Sheriff taylor.
495
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,618
The only ruckus you'd ever have
In mayberry is
496
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,720
If you tried to remove him
From office.
497
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,722
Then you'd have a riot!
498
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,926
You ask me if andy runs
A taut ship, mr. Milton --
499
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,762
Well, no, he don't.
500
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:39,065
That's because of somethin'
He's been tryin' to teach me
501
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,968
Ever since I started
Workin' for him.
502
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,871
And that is, that when
You're a lawman
503
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,106
And you're dealin' with people
504
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:51,878
You do a whole lot better if
You go not so much by the book
505
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:56,849
But by the heart.
506
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,752
I guess maybe
That's kind of hard
507
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,889
For some of you
To understand, I...
508
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:05,925
I don't know.
509
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:15,402
That's all I got to say.
510
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:18,638
Mr. Milton, is there
Any other evidence
511
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,641
Outside of this
Newspaper article?
512
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,643
As a matter of fact,
Commissioner...
513
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,780
Just answer yes or no.
514
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,416
No.
515
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:30,783
Then I see no reason
516
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,152
To pursue this matter
Any further.
517
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,621
Sheriff taylor...
518
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,856
Our apologies for
Any inconvenience
519
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:39,659
Or embarrassment
We may have caused you.
520
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,627
That's all right.
521
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:45,565
Does this mean
That andy's the
Sheriff again?
522
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,933
It does.
523
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,602
Good.
524
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:13,760
All right, andy --
Go on, do it.
525
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,062
Do what?
Punch me in the nose.
526
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,498
What for?
For being such a blabbermouth!
527
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,166
Go on, I wouldn't
Blame you, punch me!
528
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,968
Oh, barney,
Forget it.
529
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,537
Oh, andy, if I hadn't had gone
And blabbed to that girl,
530
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,506
You never would have
Gotten into that mess!
531
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,007
Well, it all worked out
All right,
532
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,642
And I thought you did
A fine job
533
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,478
Explaining it all
On the witness stand.
534
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,713
Well, the whole thing
Was unnecessary.
535
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,115
Well, it come out all right,
So just forget it.
536
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,718
All right, andy, but if I
Ever go off like that again,
537
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,587
You just punch me
Right in the nose,
538
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,154
Or cover my mouth --
Do something!
539
00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:43,890
[ telephone ringing ]
All right, I'll do it.
540
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,758
No kidding, now --
Promise me!
541
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,160
I guess I just need somebody
Around to stop me, otherwise --
542
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,162
Hello?
543
00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:52,599
Oh, hi, thelma lou!
544
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,702
Oh, the hearing
Come out just fine.
545
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,170
You should have been here.
546
00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:01,841
Well, I...
I did all right for myself.
547
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,209
If I have to say so myself,
548
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,778
I kind of made a monkey
Out of the prosecutor.
549
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,615
Well, what do you mean "How"?
550
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,182
I just got up on
The witness stand
551
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,018
And tied him in knots --
That's how!
552
00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,787
Yeah, I just fired one question
After another
553
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,923
Right back at him,
Bing-bing-bing.
554
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,059
Yeah, I made
A fool out of him.
555
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,862
Uh...Pulled andy
Out of the mess.
556
00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:25,164
Well, you know,
The kid sometimes --
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