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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard.
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Also starring don knotts.
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I want you to realize
This world is moving too fast!
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We've got jet planes
Flying coast to coast
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In four hours,
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Spaceships spinning
The earth every hour.
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Well, you take
My word for it,
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This world is
Moving too fast.
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You are absolutely right.
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Floyd!
Watch the scissor!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I don't know, mayor.
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Seems to me if
You're going somewhere,
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You ought to get there
As quick as you can.
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There's a lot of good sense
In that too, andy.
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Floyd, please,
Watch the scissor!
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Well, how can
A man appreciate it
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If he gets to where
He's going too fast?
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Now, folks crossing the country
In a covered wagon,
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That was really something.
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But if they get there
In four hours,
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How can they appreciate it?
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Well, they may not
Appreciate it, mayor,
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But their clothes sure
Don't get as wrinkled.
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Oh...
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Well, andy's got
A point there.
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Floyd! Are you
Giving me a haircut
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Or trying to make
The mark of zorro?
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I agree with the mayor.
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People are in too much
Of a hurry nowadays.
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What happened to
The fine art of sitting?
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Just sitting and staring.
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Oh, that's the finest
Thing in the world,
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Sit on the porch
In the moonlight night,
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Stare at the sky.
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That's what probably folks'll do
When they get to the moon.
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They'll sit on the porch up
There and stare down here.
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Then why the big
Rush to the moon?
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Maybe they're looking
For a different porch.
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[ laughter ]
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A different porch!
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You are a card,
You know?
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Floyd, for god's sake,
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For crying out loud,
Be careful!
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Well, I'm sorry --
You're finished, anyway.
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Thank the --
Just a second.
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"Looking for
A different porch."
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Oh...
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Floyd! Do you have to
Dust me like that?
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I'm not a diseased crop!
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I'm giving your
Money's worth.
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All right, next.
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Okay. Ah, not too
Short, floyd. Ah.
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[ horn honking ]
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Looks like the nashville bus
Is comin' through.
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Yep, and
Right on time, too.
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Hey, will you look
What's getting off that bus!
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[ horn honking ]
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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That is what
I call a female.
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Me, too.
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Yes. That's a
Female, all right.
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Right, andy?
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Yep. That's definitely
Not a boy.
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Times like this
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I wouldn't mind being
A young bachelor.
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She's got it,
All right.
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Barney,
You're a bachelor.
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You think you could handle
A gal like that?
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You kidding?
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You think you're talking
To a country boy?
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Shucks, I know just what
I'd do with a gal like that.
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Wha-wha-what?
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What would you do?
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Well, I'd be inclined
To treat a girl like that
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A little bit rough.
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They expect it.
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You know, let 'em know
Right off who's boss.
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Rough 'em up a little bit.
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Well, you may
Get your chance.
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She's headed this way.
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Huh?
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She's coming right in here.
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Hi there.
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I'm looking
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For the proprietor.
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A-are you he?
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Uh, uh, uh, yes, ma'am,
I-I-I am the proprietor.
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Floyd lawson, proprietor--
That's he.
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Uh, that's me.
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I better get back
To city hall.
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And I...
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Uh, I better check and see
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If there's been
Any crime waves or anything.
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Uh, well, good-bye, floyd.
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[ horn honking ]
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[ tires screech ]
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Oh, they don't
Seem friendly.
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Oh, but, ma'am,
Uh, uh, uh...
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[ babbling ]
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Isn't that right, andy?
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Oh, they-they're
Friendly, ma'am.
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They're friendly
As can be.
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They're just shy.
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Oh, well, I'm glad
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Because that's the one thing
I'm looking for
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Is a friendly place.
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Where the people
Are friendly?
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I guess you're wondering
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What I'm doing
Here in mayberry.
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I worked in this
Big-city barber shop
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And this barber, pierre, was
Forever after me to marry him
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And I kept saying,
"I need time to think."
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You know how a girl
Needs time to think?
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Only he didn't think
I needed so much time to think
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But I did,
And we had this fight,
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And I just had to go away.
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Well, you can see why
I had to do that.
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Uh, to think.
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And besides, I was
Getting awful tired
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Of the big city
Because, you know
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It's getting so a girl can't
Walk down the street anymore
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Without being whistled at.
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Do you know why men
Do that?
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Oh, I wouldn't
Have any idea.
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Would you, floyd?
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Oh, no, no, no.
I-I wouldn't know at all.
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And another thing, the big city
Isn't a very friendly place.
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The people and all,
They're not friendly.
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So, I just decided
I'd get on a bus
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And the first
Friendly-lookin' town I came to
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I'd get off and stay there
A while and think things over
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And do you know this bus
That I was on
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It passed a sign that said
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"Welcome to mayberry,
The friendly town"
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And that seemed friendly,
So here I am.
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Oh, well, we're,
Uh, we're glad
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That you think
We're friendly.
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Well, you're probably
Wondering why I came in here.
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My chosen profession
Happens to be I'm a manicurist--
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I do nails-- and that's what
I was doing in that barber shop
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Where pierre wants to marry me
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Only he doesn't think
I need time to think it over
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But I do because a girl
Needs time to think over that.
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I thought since I was going
To be in mayberry a while
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I'd be needing a job
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So that's why I came in here
To your barber shop
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To ask for a job.
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A manicurist?
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Here? In mayberry?
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That's my chosen profession--
I do nails.
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Well, uh, uh, yes,
Of course, uh, but...
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Well, uh, ma'am,
I-I don't believe
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That there'd be much call
For a fingernail doin'
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Here in-in mayberry.
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Yeah. I never heard
Of anybod in mayberry
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Having a manicure.
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No. That's right, ma'am.
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There just wouldn't be
Enough work for you.
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I mean, well, uh...
I couldn't pay, or...
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Oh, well, that's the good part.
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You don't have to pay anything.
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I work strictly on commission.
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Well, that's the way we work
In my chosen profession.
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Now, I'll just work over here
At this table by the window
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Where I'll be out of your way,
And this chair will be for me
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And this will be
For my customers.
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Uh, what customers?
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There won't be
Any customers.
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You wait and see.
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There'll be
All kinds of 'em
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And anyway, as you say,
"What have you got to lose?"
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I didn't say that.
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Oh, well, you will.
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Now, I better get over
To the hotel and get settled
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And I'll be back later
For my things
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And thanks ever so much
For giving me this opportunity.
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That's all right, b-but...
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That sign was right.
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Mayberry is a friendly town
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And that's what I was
Looking for is a friendly town.
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Oh... Oh, by the way,
My name is ellen brown.
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Andy! This is ridiculous.
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What are you going
To do about it?
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What am I going
To do about it?
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Well, floyd, now
Manicurin' don't exactly
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Come under the headin'
Of a bona fide crime.
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But this is revolutionary!
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My customers won't take
To a drastic thing like this.
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A manicurist. Oh, oh....
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Now, now, now, floyd,
Don't have a spell.
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It's just a
Passin' thing.
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Yeah?
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Sure. It won't take
Her long to find out
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There's no work for her.
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I'll give her 24 hours.
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But while she's here
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She sure is pretty to
Look at, ain't she?
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Yeah? Kinda like a
Calendar come to life.
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Oh, she is. Oh.
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What you fellas lookin' at?
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Oh...
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Hi, gang.
What's going on?
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Look, look...
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Look over here.
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Wh...? It's that
Girl from the bus.
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Is she working
In here?
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Well, come on in, boys.
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What are you
Standing out there for?
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Come on.
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Uh, hmm, mm...
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There.
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How do, gentlemen?
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Anybody care
For a manicure?
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[ all grumbling ]
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How 'bout you, sir?
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Uh, no, thank you, I-I-I
Wouldn't care for one.
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Manicure for you, sir?
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No, ma'am,
No, thanks.
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No, thank you.
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How about you,
Officer?
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Me?
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Would you like
A manicure?
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Uh... No. No, thanks.
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I, uh... I never, uh,
Never went in, uh
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For that, uh, kind of thing.
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I heard you went rabbit
Hunting sunday, mayor.
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Yeah.
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How'd you do?
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Shot three.
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Missed you
Out there, sam.
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Where were ya?
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Fishin'.
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Do any good?
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Caught a half-dozen trout.
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Floyd: what did you
Do sunday, barney?
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Stayed home.
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How'd you do?
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Caught three.
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Not bad.
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How's everything in the
Hardware business, sam?
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Slowest week I've had
In three years.
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That's nice.
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Thinkin' of
Runnin' a sale
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To boost business.
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Barney: oh, yeah?
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What are you going
To put on sale?
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Legs.
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That's always
A good household item.
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Sure none of you gentlemen
Would like a manicure?
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Now is the time.
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I find I have
An openin'.
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Well, no, I...
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No, I...
257
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,732
Howdy, fellas.
258
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,800
[ all mumble ]
259
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:40,934
Gone already, huh?
260
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,037
I told you that little ol' girl
Wouldn't last 24 hours.
261
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,273
Imagine her thinking
Anybody in mayberry
262
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,742
Would let a girl
Cut their fingernails
263
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,510
And paint 'em and all.
264
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,279
Ain't that a laugh?
265
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,381
Why, I'd no more think...
266
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,482
Uh, howdy.
267
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,084
You know what I think?
268
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,220
I think this isn't
A very friendly town after all
269
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,356
And I think you've got a nerve
Puttin' up a sign
270
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,858
Sayin' that it is.
271
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,127
Well, ma'am, I didn't know...
272
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,128
Excuse me
273
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,863
But I distinctly heard you say
274
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,132
I wouldn't last more
Than 24 hours here.
275
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,167
Just to make sure
You're not wrong
276
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,803
I'll get my things together
277
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,105
And I'll just get back
On that bus, and...
278
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,873
And I'll just keep on travelin'
279
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,175
Till I find a town
That is friendly.
280
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:36,023
Nice goin', sheriff.
281
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:52,039
Goodbye, mr. Lawson.
And thank you.
282
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:56,043
Sorry it didn't turn out well.
I'm real sorry.
283
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,847
Oh, well, that's all right.
I just thought that--
284
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,084
Where you going?
285
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,385
I'm going to wait
286
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,988
For the bus,
If you don't mind.
287
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:11,524
Well, uh, that don't
Seem like very good business
288
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,527
To leave when you
Got a... A customer.
289
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,429
I don't see a customer.
290
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,031
Me.
291
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,867
Floyd,
If your manicurist
292
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,534
Has got
A open appointment
293
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,971
Why, I'd like
To get me a manicure.
294
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,873
Huh? You mean
You would...?
295
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,008
Well, just a
Minute, then, andy.
296
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,276
Get your things.
297
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,345
[ mumbling ]
298
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,147
Oh, yeah.
299
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,949
Gee whiz.
300
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,885
[ mumbling ]
301
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,887
It's good of you
To do this, andy.
302
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,155
You're a real prince of
A fellow, that's what you are.
303
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,490
A real prince.
304
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,591
[ laughing ]
305
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,026
[ clearing throat ]
306
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,862
Uh, manicurist?
307
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,163
Yeah.
308
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,498
Ah...
309
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,234
A real prince.
310
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:58,171
Well... Oh, manicurist?
311
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,241
Front and center.
312
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,876
Ah...
313
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:21,528
Uh, they're... They're
A mess, ain't they?
314
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,197
I generally
Cut 'em myself.
315
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:27,300
My aunt bee's got
A good-sized pair
316
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,537
O' dressmaking
Scissors that I use...
317
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,207
Or I might just use
Her poultry shears.
318
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,914
Sometimes I just set
Out in the backyard
319
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,217
And clip 'em with
The hedge clipper.
320
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,452
[ laughing ]
321
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,188
Don't get 'em
Down too far.
322
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,623
I want... I
Want to leave
323
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,926
A little bit
For scratchin'.
324
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,394
[ laughing ]
325
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,263
A real prince.
326
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,082
Andy, what's
She doin' to you?
327
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,350
She's just givin' me
A manicure
328
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,387
Like any cultured gentleman
Ought to get.
329
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,388
Okay?
330
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,389
Yeah.
331
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,390
You're next.
332
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,291
What?
333
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,027
Just be glad you're
A cultured gentleman.
334
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,028
Sit down.
335
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,029
But, andy...
336
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,163
You'll enjoy it.
337
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,331
As my deputy, I want
You to look nice
338
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,565
Right down to
The fingernails.
339
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,600
Now, andy, I...
340
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,002
That's a order.
341
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,403
Well...
342
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,705
[chuckling]
There you are, miss.
343
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,173
Why, thank you.
344
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,341
And may I say
345
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,311
I have never had
A finer manicure.
346
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,545
There you are, floyd.
347
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,546
Thank you.
348
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,547
Sheriff?
349
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,548
Hmm?
350
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,218
And I really do mean thank you.
351
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,285
Well, yes'm.
352
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,520
See y'all later.
353
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,056
Andy? Um...
Uh, andy...? Andy!
354
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,157
Um... Uh...
355
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,030
What?
356
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,965
Well, let me
Have your hand.
357
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,404
I won't hurt you.
358
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:12,739
Honest.
359
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,408
[ gasps ]
360
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,709
What's the matter?
361
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,478
It makes my skin crawl.
362
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,147
I'll be real careful.
363
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,749
Well, be extra careful
With that one.
364
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,584
That's my trigger finger.
365
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:28,455
You damage that, and I might
As well quit the business.
366
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,091
All right.
I'll only do nine.
367
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:40,467
Not frightened anymore?
368
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,471
Nah. Feels kinda good.
369
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,174
Do this one.
370
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,513
Howdy, fellas.
What's up?
371
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,482
Andy, look.
How 'bout that?
372
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,717
Do you believe it
When you see it?
373
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,487
It's just deputy fife
Gettin' a manicure.
374
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,621
What about it?
375
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:02,389
"Just"?
376
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,824
Well, ain't everybody
Gettin' 'em?
377
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,226
I know I got mine.
378
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,627
You? Got a manicure?
379
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,229
Well, sure. Lookit there.
380
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,498
You ever see fingers
Come out so even?
381
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,466
Can't bite 'em down
That good.
382
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,803
Yeah, but nobody ever had
A manicure before in mayberry.
383
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,338
Oh, well, that's 'cause
384
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,640
They didn't know
What they was missin'.
385
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,243
You know what the best part is,
Don't you?
386
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,244
No.
No.
387
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,246
Havin' a purty girl
Like ellen
388
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,281
Hold your hand
The whole time.
389
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,850
She, uh... She sure
Is a looker, all right.
390
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,120
There's no doubt
About that.
391
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,788
Oh, she is, and she wears
The purtie perfume.
392
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,390
Oh, it's just a pleasure
393
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,792
To sit there beside of her
And breathe.
394
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,362
Why don't you go in
And wait your turn?
395
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,463
Oh, I don't know.
396
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,697
I... I'm not so sure
397
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,400
How the little woman
Would take it if I...
398
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:50,503
Oh, you, uh... Scared
Of your wife, are you, mayor?
399
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,139
Oh, no.
Of course not.
400
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,807
She breathes heavy
And he jumps a mile.
401
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,675
That's not true.
402
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,145
If I wanted to get
A manicure, I'd do it.
403
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,146
Why don't ya?
404
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,313
Yeah. Why
Don't ya?
405
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,514
Why don't you?
Why don't you?
406
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,283
Maybe I will.
Maybe I will,
Too.
407
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,418
All right,
Let's both go.
Okay with me.
408
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,686
Me, too.
You go first.
409
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,316
I'll put you
Down for 5:00.
410
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,684
Fine, thank you.
411
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,453
You may have to
Work overtime.
412
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,723
My, this is
A friendly town after all.
413
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,558
There you are. Next.
414
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:46,759
Next. Next.
415
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:10,917
Mornin', floyd.
416
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,219
How's everything?
417
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,353
Awful, just awful.
418
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,487
What's the matter?
419
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,423
Well, it started
Last night--
420
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,925
Call after call
Canceling the appointments
421
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,827
And then more
This morning.
422
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,531
Well, she is going to think this
Is an unfriendly town now.
423
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,865
Who can blame her?
424
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,635
You mean they're canceling
Manicure appointments?
425
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,836
Yes, right and left.
426
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,704
I'll bet you
There won't be
427
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,840
One single appointment
Kept today.
428
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,275
Well, what happened?
429
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:37,277
Wives. They don't
Like the idea
430
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,746
Of their husbands
Havin' their hands held
431
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,349
By a pretty young thing
Like miss ellen.
432
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,917
Something we should've
Thought of, ain't it?
433
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,420
Oh, I don't know
What to tell her now.
434
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,323
Things were goin' along
So well and everything.
435
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,325
This is just
Where we started.
436
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:56,296
This is going to destroy
Her fai in this town, andy.
437
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,698
Uh...
438
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,367
Say, andy...
439
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,434
Hmm?
440
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,470
You're awful good
With words.
441
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,904
How 'bout you tell her?
442
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,973
No. Now, floyd,
I can't do...
443
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,708
Oh, there you are, floyd.
444
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,543
They told me you were here.
445
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,712
I've got to get back
To my shop.
446
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:14,013
Something's come up.
447
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,615
I have to talk to you.
448
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,849
Just talk to andy.
449
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,817
Uh, floyd, uh...
450
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,025
Ellen, won't you, uh...
451
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,760
[ clears throat ]
452
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,896
Won't you, uh, sit down?
453
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,899
Well... Thank you.
454
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,634
But I did want
To talk to floyd
455
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,903
Because something very
Important has come up.
456
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,605
When I first came
To mayberry
457
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,739
I wanted time to think
458
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,374
And I thought
This would be
459
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,543
A friendly town in
Which to do that, and...
460
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,612
I-I-it is a friendly town,
Miss ellen.
461
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,580
You've got to believe that
462
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:51,418
But, uh, there's somethin'
That, uh, that I want you
463
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,852
To... To, uh, understand.
464
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:53,986
There is?
465
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,455
Yes, there is.
466
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,857
Now, uh, I... I don't
Know whether you...
467
00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:02,595
Whether you know this
Or not, but, uh...
468
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:06,933
Well, uh... Nature's
Been good to you.
469
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,703
I mean real,
Real, real good.
470
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,006
I can't remember when
I've seen nature spend
471
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,676
So much time
On any one person.
472
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,079
And, well, what
I'm, uh, tryin' to tell you
473
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,882
Is that bein' as pretty
As you are
474
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:26,052
And as unattached
As you are, well, uh...
475
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,921
You can be a pretty
Worrisome thing
476
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,957
To other, married women.
477
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,958
I can?
478
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,626
Yes, you can.
You can.
479
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,861
The fact is, uh
480
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,364
Some of the married women
Here in mayberry
481
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,098
Are afraid
That you're gonna
482
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,501
Steal their husbands
Away from 'em.
483
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,035
Oh, well,
That's silly.
484
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,472
I'd never do a
Thing like that.
485
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,606
I know you wouldn't
486
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,375
But it sure would help
Matters a lot
487
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,343
If you was to be
Married yourself.
488
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,011
And then, see,
The wives here
489
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,980
Wouldn't feel
So uncomfortable
490
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,549
About you holdin'
Their husbands' hands.
491
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,451
You get
What I'm drivin' at?
492
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,786
Why, sheriff taylor
493
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:02,722
That is the sweetest
Proposal I have ever heard.
494
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,425
What was that last thing
You said?
495
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,928
I said that is the sweetest
Proposal I have ever heard.
496
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,763
Ellen, I... I...
497
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,099
You're askin' me
To marry you.
498
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,867
Ellen, I, uh... I...
499
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,769
Imagine me the wife
Of a sheriff.
500
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:17,937
Ellen, I... I...
501
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,672
It's a good thing
You didn't tell me
502
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,807
All this yesterday
503
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,642
Or I might really
Have been confused.
504
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,744
But I cannot accept your
Proposal of marriage
505
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,045
Because I called
Pierre and told him
506
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,447
To come and get me
507
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,681
As I have
Thought it over
508
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,717
And I have agreed
To become his wife.
509
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,985
Well, that's what I
Wanted to tell floyd--
510
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,087
That I can't work
In his shop anymore
511
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,490
Because pierre's comin' to get
Me on the afternoon bus
512
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,058
But it was terribly sweet
Of you to ask me.
513
00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,693
Why, that's the most
Flatterin' thing
514
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:41,861
That's ever
Happened to me
515
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,530
And even though I'm
Married to pierre
516
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:48,468
I'll always have
Fond memories of you.
517
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,404
Well, I better get back to
The hotel and get packed.
518
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,440
Good-bye, and
Thanks again.
519
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,943
Oh, hi, barney.
520
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,445
Hi. Hi...
521
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,947
Bye, barney.
522
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,535
Ain't we lucky
To be livin'
523
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,838
In such a friendly town?
524
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,721
Wasn't anything
Floyd could do,
525
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,155
What with ellen
Leaving and all.
526
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,557
Yeah, but it wasn't fair,
527
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:46,526
Getting a fella used to
Having a manicure
528
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,160
And then cutting
It off like that.
529
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,696
Become an addict,
Did you?
530
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,931
Oh, no, it's not
That I can't --
531
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,734
Andy, look!
532
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,703
Good ol' floyd,
He's got another one!
533
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:59,205
I'll be dogged.
534
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,243
Where's the manicurist?
The sign said --
535
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,678
She'll be right out.
536
00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:06,579
[ chuckles ]
537
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,649
Uh, manicurist?
538
00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,519
Well, you had to bow to popular
Demand, didn't you, floyd?
539
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,554
If john q. Public wants it,
Give it to him.
540
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,823
Manicurist! Customers.
541
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:20,026
Remember,
I'm first, now.
542
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:27,099
This time I don't want any
Trouble with jealous wives.
543
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:32,572
But -- but what does emma watson
Know about manicures?
544
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,707
Why, look, she's never had
Any experience in her life!
545
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:38,210
Oh, stop blathering
And give me your hand.
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