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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Opie, what in the
world are you doing?
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Coloring.
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What?
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The house, the rug, or yourself?
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Huh?
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Look. Look at the mess
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you've just made.
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Where?
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Where?! Why, this room
looks as if a cyclone had hit it.
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I declare, Opie, I don't know
what I'm going to do with you.
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What's he done now, Aunt Bee?
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Oh, "What's he done,
what's he done?"
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This boy is far and away
the sloppiest, messiest boy
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I ever saw in all my born days.
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He hasn't got the
faintest notion of order
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or putting things back
where they belong.
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Opie, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself,
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making a mess like that.
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Now, you know better than that.
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How do you think
it makes me feel
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having your Aunt Bee say
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you're the sloppiest,
messiest boy she ever saw?
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Why you ough...
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Andy? Ma'am?
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Andy, I take it all back.
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He's not the sloppiest,
messiest boy I've ever seen.
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He's the second
sloppiest, messiest.
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What?
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Well, he can't be the first,
as long as you're around.
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Me?
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Yes, you.
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Look. Look at the
mess that you've made.
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Gosh, Paw, you're
catching it, too.
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Yeah.
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Wasn't for me, this house
wouldn't be fit to live in.
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This isn't a living room.
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This is a combination
closet, warehouse,
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waste paper basket,
and storeroom.
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And if you think your
bedrooms upstairs are any better,
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you're very much mistaken.
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And as for you, young man,
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the next time you take a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich to your room,
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and you don't finish
it, would you mind
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having the decency to
put it on the night table,
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instead of under your pillow?
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Oh, so that's where it went.
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Oh, never mind, never mind.
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I'll answer it,
I'll... I'll answer it.
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Hello?
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Long distance?
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Long distance.
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Hello?
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Oh! Oh, hello, Edgar.
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Cousin Edgar.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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What?
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Oh, of course.
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Of course, Edgar.
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As soon as I can.
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Of course!
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Oh, Edgar, what are kinfolk for?
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The first thing in the morning.
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Right. Bye, Edgar.
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What's the matter
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with Edgar?
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It's Maude.
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She slept with her
neck in a crane,
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the window was open,
and she got the bursitis.
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Oh, the bursitis.
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The poor thing. She
suffers with it so bad.
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Well, the doctor
said it wasn't too bad.
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She just has to stay in
bed for a couple of days.
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Uh-huh.
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I told him I'd go
over and help out.
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Well, of course, you can.
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So, if I leave the first
thing in the morning
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I might stay just
as long as I...
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Oh, my goodness.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, heavens, well,
what's this place
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going to look like
when I get back?
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How are you two going
to manage while I'm gone?
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And who's going to feed you?
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And who's going to tell
Opie when to take a bath?
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And who's going to
see to it that you get
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two green vegetables
and one yellow?
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And who's going to do
the shopping for you?
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And who's going to cook the
Sunday dinner? And who...?
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Oh, dear! Oh, Barney's ready
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to drive you to the bus
station. Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, who's going
to do the dishes?
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Oh, me and Opie'll do
the dishes. Don't worry.
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Now, hurry up... you'll miss
the bus. I am, I am right now.
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Andy, see that Opie takes
a bath every night. Yes'm.
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And Opie, see that your father
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hangs up his clothes when
he comes home from work.
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I'll do it. Andy, don't let him
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take any food up to his room.
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All right. And if he does,
look under his pillow.
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Yes'm. Now, Opie, I want you
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to change your
socks every morning.
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I want you to brush your teeth,
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and I want you to wash
your hands after every meal
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and eat all of your cere...
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Maybe I'd better not go, hmm?
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Aunt Bee, you've got to go.
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Yes, I suppose so.
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Well...
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Good-bye, Andy.
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Bye.
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Good-bye, Opie, darling.
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I can't go.
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I just can't go.
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Oh, Aunt Bee, please. Golly!
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Oh, dear...
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oh, dear.
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Now, come on.
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Oh, you poor boys.
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Have a good trip.
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Bye, Andy.
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Bye, Opie.
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Bye, Aunt Bee.
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Have a good trip!
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Bye! Bye!
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Bye! Bye!
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Boy, she sure does
go on, don't she, Paw?
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Yeah, well, that's
'cause she loves us, Opie,
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and she worries about us.
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Wanting us to be
healthy and comfortable
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and well taken care of.
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Yeah, but it sure
is going to be nice
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to be a messer-upper
again for a couple of days.
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No, you ain't, and no, I ain't.
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Come on.
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No, sir. We're going to be
nice and neat and orderly,
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just like Aunt Bee
wants us to be.
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We are?
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Yes, sir.
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And we're going to start
right here in the kitchen
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and wash these dishes,
just like I promised Aunt Bee.
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Why? She ain't going to be here
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to yell at us.
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Well, now, you are
looking at it wrong.
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See, that's like
saying you milk a cow
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to get strong fingers.
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That's the wrong
way to look at it.
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We ain't going to be
nice and neat and orderly
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to please Aunt Bee.
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We're going to be nice
and neat and orderly
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because that's the
right way to do things.
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Now, I'll wash them,
and-and you put them away.
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All right?
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Right over there.
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Now, get that one all ready.
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There you are, here's another'n.
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Opie?
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Don't you think it
might be a good idea
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if you was to dry them
before you put them away?
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I wave them a little
before I put them in...
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Like this.
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That ain't good enough.
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Wipe them.
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That there really
is hard to get clean.
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I better just save it
till I get more time.
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Yeah, boy, Aunt Bee really
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is going to be pleased
when she sees how clean
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and spic and span everything is.
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I thought we wasn't going to
be doing it to please Aunt Bee.
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Oh, well, there's no harm
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in killing two birds
with one stone, is there?
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No, but if I'm going to be
nice and neat and orderly,
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I sure would like to
have a good reason.
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I told you the reason.
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Not with your sleeve.
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Oh.
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And not with your
handkerchief, either.
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Here, look here... see that?
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Great invention.
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Dish towel. Try that.
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Opie!
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I couldn't help it, Paw.
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It just kind of slipped
away from me.
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Well, all right, but
next time you break one
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I surely would appreciate
it if you'd break it
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before I go to all the
trouble of washing it.
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Okay, Paw, I'll try.
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Hello.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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All right. All right.
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I'll be there.
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Opie...
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I got to leave. Somebody...
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somebody knocked
down the stop sign...
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the stop sign over
at Spring Street,
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and I got to go
over there and fix it.
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What about the dishes, Paw?
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Well, I'll... I'll get
them first chance I get.
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I tell you what you can do.
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You can kind of pick
up your room a little bit
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before you go to school.
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Okay, Paw.
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Okay, don't be late, now.
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I won't, Paw.
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Bye. Bye.
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Hey, Opie!
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Jimmy?
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Yeah. Ready to go?
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In a minute. I'm in my room.
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Come on up!
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Opie?
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Yeah.
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I'm under here.
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Boy, you're the littlest
ghost I ever saw!
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Just a minute, Jimmy.
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I've got to make up my bed.
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What are you doing?
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Fixing up my room.
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Why?
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'Cause it's messy, I guess.
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Looks okay to me.
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Me, too, but I guess
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grownups see things we don't.
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Can I help you?
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Sure. You know,
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cleaning up your
room can be fun.
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Hey, that looks good enough.
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Let's get the blanket.
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Hey, Opie, look at this!
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Aw, that ain't nothin'!
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Look at this!
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That ain't so good!
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I'll show you how!
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I can do it better this time.
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Watch this!
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Opie, come on, let's
get a little breakfast.
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Okay, Paw.
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Let's go.
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Would you look at this place?
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Just look at it!
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What's the matter with it, Paw?
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What's the matter with it?
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Looks like a bunch of
pigs been through here.
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No, Paw. Just us.
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That's right. Just
us pigs. You and me.
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Ain't that a shame?
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Aunt Bee gone
just a couple of days
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and this place looks
worse than a pigpen.
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What should we do, Paw?
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Well, we got to do something.
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We gonna have to tidy up
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and pick up and polish
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and sweep and vacuum and
dust and put things away and...
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Only let's not do it right now.
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Good!
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Let's get some breakfast first.
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It really don't
look so bad, Paw.
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You'll get used to it.
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Would you look at this kitchen?!
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Pigs been in here, too, Paw?
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It surely does look like it.
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00:11:05,114 --> 00:11:07,315
We gonna have to
get busy in here, too.
265
00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:09,884
We gonna have to sweep
and mop and pick up
266
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,153
and wash these
dishes and put 'em away
267
00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:14,221
and wash the
pots and the pans...
268
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,090
Only let's not do it right now.
269
00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,091
Good!
270
00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:18,337
Let's get some breakfast first.
271
00:11:18,361 --> 00:11:19,326
Okay, Paw.
272
00:11:19,362 --> 00:11:21,157
All right, now, you
get some dishes
273
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,026
and set the table,
and I'll whip up
274
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,010
a batch of bacon and eggs.
275
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:31,956
Paw, there ain't no
plates to set the table with.
276
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,727
Oh.
277
00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:40,831
Well, you know what
278
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,878
you're going to
have to do, Opie?
279
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,202
What, Paw?
280
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,582
Go over to Mrs. Edwards'
and borrow some dishes.
281
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,638
How many?
282
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,452
Well, let's see...
get two big plates
283
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,287
and a cup and a
saucer and a glass...
284
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,379
and-and-and-and get some
knives and forks and spoons
285
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,980
and-and two frying pans...
286
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,450
One for the bacon
and one for the eggs.
287
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,719
Wait, wait a minute.
288
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:02,653
Hello?
289
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,189
Long... long distance?
290
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,557
It's long distance.
291
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:08,493
Must be Aunt Bee
calling from Mt. Pilot.
292
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,911
Hello!
293
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,480
Hello, Andy?
294
00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:15,916
It's me, Aunt Bee,
calling from Mt. Pilot.
295
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,935
It's Aunt Bee
calling from Mt. Pilot.
296
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,170
Hello!
297
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,789
I'm fine, just fine.
298
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,241
He's fine, just fine.
299
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,810
He's standing right
here beside of me.
300
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,511
You want to talk to him?
301
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,280
Come here, Opie.
302
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,382
Say hello... say hello
to your Aunt Bee.
303
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,585
Hi, Aunt Bee! How are ya?
304
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,720
Fine, just fine.
305
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,057
Here's Paw again.
306
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,826
Hello?
307
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:42,893
Hello, Andy.
308
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,529
Is everything all right?
309
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,830
Is everything in order?
310
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:47,998
In order? Uh, well,
311
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,018
of course,
everything's in order.
312
00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:52,019
Mm-hmm. I can imagine.
313
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:53,571
The living room is a mess
314
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,573
with papers and
clothes and toys,
315
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,408
and the kitchen's even worse.
316
00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,827
The sink is piled high
with pots and pans.
317
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,657
And... Come on,
now, tell the truth.
318
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,898
That's what it's like, isn't it?
319
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:06,567
Uh, well... well, no, Aunt Bee.
320
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:09,237
Everything's just-just
fine and dandy.
321
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:10,455
Mm-hmm.
322
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,007
Well, Andy, I called to tell you
Maude's feeling much better,
323
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,162
and I'll be coming home
by the afternoon bus.
324
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,595
Oh, well, that's fine, Aunt Bee.
325
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,764
We certainly are looking...
326
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,599
This afternoon?
327
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,267
Yes. Why?
328
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,603
Oh, n-nothing.
329
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,373
We'll meet you at
the bus station. Bye.
330
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,408
Bye.
331
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,514
Opie, Aunt Bee's
coming in this afternoon.
332
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,515
She is?!
333
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,566
Yeah.
334
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:40,128
I told her everything
was in order.
335
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,863
Can you imagine
what she's going to say
336
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,749
when she sees the
place looking like this?
337
00:13:43,773 --> 00:13:47,258
Uh-huh. She'll say, "Land
sakes alive, look at this house!
338
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:48,726
"Just look at it!
339
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:52,546
If it wasn't for me, this
house wouldn't be fit to live in."
340
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,764
Yeah.
341
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,267
We wouldn't want her
to say that, would we?
342
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,335
No.
343
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,270
All right. Let's get busy, then.
344
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,906
You get your room,
I'll get the kitchen,
345
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,541
and we'll both
get the living room.
346
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:04,542
Okay, Paw.
347
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,543
Okay. Oh, and, Opie.
348
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:06,777
Yes, Paw?
349
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,957
Now, if the underside
of your pillow looks like
350
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,560
a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich,
351
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,228
don't just scrape
it off; change it.
352
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,451
I will, Paw.
353
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,573
That's a mighty fine job
you did on your room, Opie.
354
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,007
Sure is, Paw.
355
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,442
We really did it, didn't we?
356
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,977
Sure did, Paw.
357
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:15,079
Yeah, this place
looks neat as a pin.
358
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,447
Sure does, Paw.
359
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,215
It makes you
feel good, don't it?
360
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,617
Kind of a warm feeling
361
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,552
right in the middle
of your stomach,
362
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,954
lightness around your heart,
363
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:28,426
your head two or three
feet above your shoulders.
364
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,995
You know why you're feeling
that way, don't you, boy?
365
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,930
'Cause I'm pooped.
366
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,934
Naw, we feel good
'cause we know how happy
367
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:40,004
it's going to make Aunt Bee
when she sees what we done.
368
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:42,873
Yeah. Boy, is she
going to be happy
369
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,875
when she finds out
370
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,922
we can get along
pretty good without her.
371
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,713
Yeah. Boy, she'll look around
372
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,148
she'll see this place
and how clean...
373
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:53,884
What did you say?
374
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,431
I said how happy she'll be
375
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,721
when she finds out
376
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,434
we can get along without her.
377
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,359
Yeah, that's what
I thought you said.
378
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,428
What's the matter, Paw?
379
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,415
I think we made a
terrible mistake, son.
380
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,417
We did, Paw? How?
381
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:13,921
Well, let's see... how
can I explain it to you?
382
00:16:13,957 --> 00:16:17,257
Oh, oh... which one would
make you feel worse...
383
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,259
If I was to say to you
384
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:22,930
"Opie, do this and do that"...
'cause I needed your help?
385
00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:25,699
Or if I was to say to you,
"Opie, I don't need you"?
386
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,785
Paw, you do, too, need me.
387
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,120
Well, of course I do.
388
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,190
The point is, you want
to be needed, see?
389
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,943
And so does Aunt Bee,
and so does everybody else.
390
00:16:35,979 --> 00:16:38,612
And see, that's where
we made our big mistake...
391
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,848
By getting this place
all spic and span,
392
00:16:40,884 --> 00:16:43,117
we're going to give
Aunt Bee the feeling
393
00:16:43,153 --> 00:16:44,451
that she ain't needed.
394
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:47,388
You, uh... you know
what we got to do, boy?
395
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,291
We got to mess
this place up again?
396
00:16:50,326 --> 00:16:52,910
That's right. We got to
let them pigs back in here.
397
00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,646
Okay, Paw. Here goes.
398
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,854
Whew! You know,
it's near 'bout as tiring
399
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,067
to mess a place up
as it is to un-mess it.
400
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,359
Yeah, but it sure
is a lot more fun.
401
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,004
Aint it? We better get on down
402
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,341
to the bus station.
Aunt Bee's about due in.
403
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,703
Yes, sir, we surely
did a mighty fine job.
404
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,816
Ain't it a dinger, Paw?
405
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,340
Yes, sir.
406
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,322
Hi, Andy.
407
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,813
Well, hey, Miss
Edwards. How are you?
408
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:02,747
Morning, Opie. Hi!
409
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,114
I'm just fine, Andy.
410
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,295
Oh, I stopped by to see
when Bee's coming back, Andy.
411
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,752
Well, now, ain't
that a coincidence?
412
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,065
We was just on our way to
the bus station to meet her.
413
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,267
Why don't you stop by this
evening and say hello to her?
414
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:13,424
I'll do that.
415
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,126
You'll excuse us?
We'll be late. Sure.
416
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,682
Bye.
417
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,432
Oh!
418
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:03,140
Oh! Did you ever
see such a house?
419
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,543
Poor Bee.
420
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,744
Well...
421
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,720
All right.
422
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,989
Come on, young'un.
423
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:22,393
Oh, Aunt Bee, we
surely did miss you.
424
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:23,661
We surely did.
425
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,597
Yes, sir, Aunt Bee,
we surely did miss you.
426
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:27,931
Did you miss us?
427
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,811
Oh, terribly, and I
worried about you, too,
428
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,613
but your paw told
me over the phone
429
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:32,869
how well you were managing.
430
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,805
Well, I'm glad.
431
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,458
I only hope I can
get the door open.
432
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:39,193
Oh, Aunt Bee, before you go in,
433
00:19:39,228 --> 00:19:41,528
I didn't get too much
time to clean up.
434
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:43,164
Oh, now, stop worrying.
435
00:19:43,199 --> 00:19:45,433
We'll clean it up
with a mop and a pail
436
00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:46,817
and a bulldozer.
437
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,902
Well...
438
00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:54,275
I'm sorry, Aunt Bee.
439
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,877
We really should
have taken time to, uh...
440
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,971
Why... it looks fine.
441
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,673
Just fine.
442
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,963
Wonderful, the way
you've managed.
443
00:20:16,999 --> 00:20:19,333
Why, the house looks as good...
444
00:20:19,368 --> 00:20:22,302
better than I could
have done myself.
445
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:24,182
Well, that ain't our fault.
446
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:25,484
We went through...
447
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:26,973
Oh, now, don't be modest, Opie.
448
00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:28,889
You and your Paw did a fine job.
449
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:37,818
Well, I guess I
could have stayed
450
00:20:37,854 --> 00:20:40,487
at cousin Edgar's
a little longer,
451
00:20:40,522 --> 00:20:41,956
seeing as how well
452
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,935
you got along without me.
453
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,105
We... we didn't really get along
454
00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:47,672
without you, Aunt Bee.
455
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,663
Oh, yes. Yes, you did, Andy.
456
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:51,865
The house looks just beautiful.
457
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:55,036
Makes me very happy.
458
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,693
I'm... I'm so proud of you boys.
459
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,663
I'm... I'm so proud
and happy that...
460
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,634
I could...
461
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,970
Aunt Bee, we didn't
get along that good.
462
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,471
Really, we didn't.
463
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,151
We're kind of surprised, too.
464
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,642
I... I mean...
465
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,711
What was that?
466
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,046
What was what?
467
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:23,380
That noise.
468
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,715
What noise?
469
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,033
What noise?
470
00:21:26,068 --> 00:21:28,152
Andy, you heard
that as well as I did.
471
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,654
It sounds as if it's
coming from Opie's room.
472
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,323
Well, Aunt Bee, don't
go up there just yet.
473
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,825
Why not?
474
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,571
Well, Opie's room
might be a mess,
475
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,506
and he might be
trying to pick it up
476
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,675
before you see it.
477
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,264
Well, what would he do that for?
478
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,499
What am I here for?
479
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:45,335
Opie, you stop whatever
that is you're doing!
480
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,037
Opie, you keep a-going!
481
00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:55,095
Ah! Thought you
could get it out of there
482
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,664
without my seeing it, did you?
483
00:21:56,699 --> 00:21:57,998
No, I thought I could...
484
00:21:58,033 --> 00:21:59,978
You thought you'd try to
put something over on me.
485
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:01,101
Well, you can't, young man!
486
00:22:01,136 --> 00:22:03,937
Why, just look at this room!
487
00:22:05,975 --> 00:22:08,642
Your father, he's trying
to clean up the kitchen.
488
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,637
Aha! Caught you
red-handed, too, didn't I?
489
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:23,640
Oh, I-I guess you did, Aunt Bee.
490
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,975
Look at this place!
491
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,309
Just look at it!
492
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,189
Well, I'm sorry, but
when you called to say
493
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:29,624
you was coming
in this afternoon,
494
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,160
me and Opie just had
time to do the parlor.
495
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,985
Oh, and you thought you'd
clean up the rest behind my back?
496
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,848
Well, Andy Taylor, a
body'd have to get up
497
00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:39,473
mighty early in the morning
to put one over on Bee Taylor.
498
00:22:39,509 --> 00:22:42,643
Yes, sir, a body surely would.
499
00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:44,111
Land sakes alive!
500
00:22:44,146 --> 00:22:45,462
Look at this room!
501
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,664
Just look at... I
don't know what to do
502
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:48,999
with the two of you.
503
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,012
You're helpless,
absolutely helpless.
504
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,254
If it wasn't for me,
this house wouldn't
505
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,872
be fit to live in.
506
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,573
Well, it's a good
thing I didn't stay
507
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,875
with Maude a little longer.
508
00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,995
I wouldn't have been
able to get into the house.
509
00:23:01,030 --> 00:23:03,631
I just don't know
when or where to begin.
510
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,254
Come in.
511
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:14,324
Yoo-hoo! Bee!
512
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,359
Hello, Bertha.
513
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,493
Hello, Bee.
514
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,928
Hello, Andy.
515
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:18,929
Hey, Miss Edwards.
516
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,074
Oh, it's so good
517
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:21,209
to have you home again, Bee.
518
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,566
Oh it's good to see you, Bertha.
519
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,001
Come on over here and sit down.
520
00:23:29,057 --> 00:23:30,490
Well...
521
00:23:30,526 --> 00:23:32,859
how did you find the house
522
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:34,211
when you got home, Bee?
523
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,763
The house? Oh, Bertha,
you wouldn't believe it.
524
00:23:36,798 --> 00:23:40,067
It looked as if it hadn't
seen a dust mop or a broom
525
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:41,535
since the day I left.
526
00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:42,869
What?
527
00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,616
Oh, worse. It looked
as if it had been
528
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,783
taken care of by somebody
529
00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:47,552
who would be more
at home in a pigpen.
530
00:23:47,576 --> 00:23:49,809
Well...
531
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,195
Well!
532
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,469
Well, what did I
say that was wrong?
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