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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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What happened then, Paw?
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Then the ol' giant come in,
and he says, "Fi, fi, fo, fum."
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He says, "I smell the
blood of an Englishman."
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Hi, boys.
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Oh, hi, Aunt Bee.
Oh, hi, Aunt Bee.
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Are you finished?
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Yes'm, we got done.
I'm just finishing
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telling Opie a little tale here.
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Giant says, "Fi, fi, fo, fum."
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Says, "I smell the
blood of an Englishman."
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He says, "Be he alive
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or be he dead, I'll grind his
bones to eat with my pones."
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The old giant's wife says,
"You don't smell nothing
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but that possum you
brought in here yesterday."
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The old giant, he says,
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"You reckon possum
smells like an Englishman?"
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And she says, "I reckon."
The ol' giant went on to sleep.
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And that's when Jack grabbed
that golden harp and run for it.
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And Jack clumb
down that bean tree
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before the old giant
could get to him.
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And when he got to the bottom,
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he hit it a lick or
two with his ax,
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and crash come
down the bean tree.
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And the old giant
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was stretched
across three counties.
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Dead?
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Thoroughly
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and everlastingly expired.
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Boy, tell me another one, Paw.
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Tell you no more nothing.
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You've got to go back
to school. Now march.
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That was a fine dinner,
Aunt Bee. Outstanding.
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Yeah, you keep
feeding us like that,
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next thing you know,
they'll be calling me porky.
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It's possible.
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Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Come along, Opie. Yeah,
well, I'll keep you on, Aunt Bee.
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Why, thank you,
Andy. Here, young'un.
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Thanks, Paw. Bye!
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Bye, Andy!
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What are you doing?
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Gun-drawing practice.
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Ten minutes every day.
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If I ever have to use this baby
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I want to teach it to
come to papa in a hurry.
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Now, watch this.
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Say somebody just
sneaked in the back door
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and he's told me to reach.
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Now you say "reach."
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Barney, I ain't got
time to play games.
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I've got work to
do. Oh, come on!
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Tell me to reach.
Just say reach.
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Okay, reach.
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Barney!
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I'm sorry, Andy.
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Barney, you promised.
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Hey...
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How about a little quiet
around here, fellas?
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Barney, you promised me
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when I gave you that bullet
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you'd keep it in
your shirt pocket.
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Now, why'd you take it out?
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Well, I'm sorry, Andy.
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Doggone it, that bullet was
turning green in my pocket.
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I thought it'd keep
better in the gun.
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Barney...
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And besides, I've already
lost two bullets in the laundry.
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Barney, I just
tell you the truth.
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I'm scared to give
you any more bullets.
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You come very near
shooting yourself in the foot.
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You know there ain't
exactly much of a call
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for one-legged deputies.
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It was an accident.
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Aw, I guess you're right.
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I guess I don't
deserve a bullet.
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I guess all I deserve
is an empty gun.
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No, wait a minute.
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I-I-I'll give you
one more bullet.
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But you have got to promise me
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that you'll keep it
in your shirt pocket.
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Now, do you promise?
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Yeah, I promise.
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And one other thing.
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When you send that
shirt to the laundry, unload.
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Another thing you did...
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You woke up our
one and only prisoner.
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Here. File these, will you?
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Yeah. Well, he sure went
back to sleep in a hurry.
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Boy, that Otis sure
tied one on last night.
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Some men just don't
know how to begin to drink.
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Oh, he knows how
to begin, all right.
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It's the quitting part
he ain't caught on to.
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Hello?
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Sheriff's office.
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Sheriff Taylor speaking.
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Oh, hello, Sergeant.
How are you?
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Fine.
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Well, sure, sure.
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Glad to help you out.
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What, what's the
prisoner's name?
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Well, I'll be dogged.
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Of course I've heard of him.
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We'll be looking for you.
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Bye.
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Well, Barney...
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looks like Mayberry
jail's going to play host
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to an outstanding law-breaker.
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Yeah? Who?
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Did you ever hear
of Dan Caldwell?
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Da...?
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Dan Caldwell?
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Gentleman Dan?
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The forger? The swindler?
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The confidence man?
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Yeah, boy.
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He's going to be right here
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in our little bitty old jail.
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No. You're just saying that.
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No, sir. The state
police picked him up,
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and they want to leave
him here for a day or two
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till they can extradite
him to Atlanta.
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Dan Caldwell...
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is-is coming here?
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Aw, come on.
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You're pulling my leg.
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I am not.
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They called me.
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Dan Caldwell?
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Dan Caldwell's coming here?
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Look at this place.
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It's a mess!
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This cell is so drab, Andy.
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Say, maybe we can
castle-mine the ceiling, huh?
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Oh, I got some
summer drapes at home
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we ain't using.
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Andy, listen.
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We could rent a floor waxer.
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It'll only cost 50 cents.
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Slow down, Barney.
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You're busier than a
cow's tail in fly season.
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Caldwell's just
another prisoner...
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A common criminal.
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Aw, come on, Andy.
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Give credit where credit's due.
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Dan Caldwell's
been in just about
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every name penitentiary
in the country.
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He's an important man.
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Now what are you doing?
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I figure this
picture of the ocean
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will make Mr. Caldwell
feel at home.
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It'll remind him of Alcatraz.
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All this fuss over a criminal?
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He's a big man.
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Let's face it.
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Aw, we got to get rid of Otis.
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What?!
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Aw, come on.
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We can't have a high-class
man like Dan Caldwell
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in the next cell to
a common drunk.
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Barney...
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Well, Otis has had
a good night's sleep.
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Time he went home anyway.
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All right, Otis, wake up.
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Come on, Otis!
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Get up!
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Oh...
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I'm glad you're here, Deputy.
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I have a robbery to report.
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My blanket's been stolen.
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Well, we ain't
got time for that.
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You have to go.
Now go on, go on.
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But my time isn't up.
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It's up, it's up.
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Now, go on. Go!
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But I haven't had my breakfast.
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We'll owe you one.
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So long, Otis.
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See you next week.
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With these kind
of accommodations
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I just might not come back.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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Well, is everything in order
for our celebrated prisoner?
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We haven't forgotten
anything, have we?
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Uh...
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Andy...
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Yeah?
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Maybe you ought
to... put on a tie.
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This place ain't been so clean
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since the boiler busted
and flooded the place.
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It's him! He's here!
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It's Caldwell. How do I look?
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Well, I think you
ought to have worn
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striped britches and a cutaway.
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Uh-huh.
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Hiya, Sergeant.
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Mornin', Andy.
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How you doin'? Good trip?
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Fine. Good.
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Now, if you'll just
sign the papers...
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All right. Understand y'all had
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a little rain up at the capital.
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Our creek flooded
over last week.
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Well, you better watch
that muddy water.
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Well, he's all yours, Andy.
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Oh, uh, Sergeant.
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I'd like to tell you
that I thoroughly
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enjoyed our brief acquaintance.
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Here, have a cigar.
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These are specially made
for me by a little man in Tampa.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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See you, Andy.
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I'll see ya, Sergeant.
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Well, Mr. Caldwell,
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I'm, uh, Sheriff Taylor.
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If you'll cooperate
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no reason why we can't
make this a pleasant visit.
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Andy? Hmm?
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Oh, this is my
deputy, Barney Fife.
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Sure is a pleasure to
make your acquaintance, sir.
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All right, Barney.
Oh, pardon me.
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Want to escort
Mr. Caldwell to his quarters?
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh, right this way, sir.
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Excuse me.
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Here you are.
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Oh.
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You know, I've
had the opportunity
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to, uh, visit
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many of our foremost
penal institutions,
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and while this one
is not exactly large
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I must say it has
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a certain informal
charm of its own.
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I certainly am glad
you like it, Mr. Caldwell.
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That really does take
a load off of my mind.
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Would you come out now, Deputy?
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That room happens
to be a single.
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Oh, yeah.
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Excuse me.
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I, uh, sure have heard
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a lot about you, Mr. Caldwell.
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Oh?
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Yeah. Uh...
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Would you mind giving
me your autograph?
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Of course not.
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Oh... thanks.
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It's, uh, it's not for me.
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It, it's for a friend of mine.
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Here you are.
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Yeah.
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Barney? Uh, yeah?
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'Bout time for the
mail to come in.
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You want to go down to
the post office to pick it up?
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Oh, yeah.
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Mr. Caldwell, I have to
go down to the post office.
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Would you like me to get
you something while I'm out?
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You just name it.
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Well, I would like some
cigars, if it's not an imposition.
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Oh, it's no trouble at all.
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I'll be glad to do it.
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Well, then you'll need
some money, Depu...
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Your money's no good
here. You're a guest.
265
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,043
You're awfully nice to me.
266
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,211
Well...
267
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:22,947
You know, I'll always
think of this place
268
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,884
as my little house
away from the big house.
269
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,062
Well, thank you.
270
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,086
You're welcome, Barney.
271
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,422
What did you say?
272
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,491
I said, "You're welcome."
273
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,493
No-no, a-after that?
274
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,062
"You're welcome, Barney."
275
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,397
Yeah, "Barney."
276
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,402
He called me Barney.
277
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,905
He called me Barney.
278
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,373
Barney, Barney, Barney.
279
00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:59,734
For days, Baby Face Nelson
carved this gun out of wood.
280
00:11:59,769 --> 00:12:01,268
Finally, it was perfect.
281
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:04,104
When the guard opened
the door to his cell...
282
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,918
I know! Baby Face made believe
283
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:08,376
it was a real gun and
captured the guard!
284
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:10,144
You're a smart little fellow.
285
00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:11,412
What happened then?
286
00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:13,447
He took the real
gun from the guard,
287
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,767
tied him up in the cell,
put on the guard's clothes
288
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,220
and marched into
the warden's office.
289
00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:20,438
What happened then?
290
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,789
The warden was smart.
291
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,908
He stepped on the secret button,
292
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,410
and the alarm went off.
293
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,189
Gee, you were lucky to be there.
294
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,612
Sirens were screaming.
295
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,950
Search lights criss-crossing,
296
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,867
but was Baby Face scared?
297
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:35,586
No!
298
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,957
He jumped out the window
right into a laundry truck,
299
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,725
hit the driver on the head
300
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,610
and started to drive that truck
301
00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:43,645
across the yard.
302
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,996
Bullets were flying.
303
00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,797
Ping! Ping!
304
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,069
But Baby Face
held on to that wheel
305
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,272
and drove that truck right
through the main gate,
306
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,942
and that's how Baby
Face made his getaway.
307
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,896
I saw the whole thing
with my own eyes.
308
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,575
Boy, that was the best story
309
00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:05,378
I ever heard in my whole life.
310
00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:07,079
Do you know any better ones?
311
00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,202
Tell you what, Opie.
312
00:13:08,238 --> 00:13:09,737
You come back tomorrow
313
00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:13,191
and I'll tell you the story
about John Dillinger.
314
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,742
Will you? Promise?
315
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:17,745
On my word as a gentleman.
316
00:13:17,781 --> 00:13:19,814
Oh, you got here early, Opie.
317
00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:21,916
Hi, Barney. Well, come along.
318
00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,729
Got to get you some new shoes.
319
00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:26,487
Oh, Aunt Bee, this is
Gentleman Dan Caldwell.
320
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,101
He's going to be staying
with us for a day or so.
321
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,335
He's a friend of mine.
322
00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:31,988
Mr. Caldwell, this is Aunt Bee.
323
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,245
An unexpected pleasure.
324
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,163
How do you do?
325
00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:38,232
Tell her about Baby Face Nelson.
326
00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:40,935
Opie, I'm sure a woman
as cultured and refined
327
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,036
as your Aunt Bee
328
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,205
isn't interested in
that type of story.
329
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,735
Uh, Mr. Caldwell, Aunt Bee's
the one that feeds us around here.
330
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,354
Wait till you taste her cooking.
331
00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:52,897
Her rhubarb pie won a
blue ribbon in the county fair.
332
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,298
Oh, Barney, please?
333
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,300
I'm sure Aunt Bee is capable
334
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,304
of culinary masterpieces,
but I don't deserve them.
335
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,739
What am I?
336
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,375
A misfit, a scoundrel,
a miserable wrongdoer,
337
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,711
and I must pay for my mistakes.
338
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,246
Oh, Mr. Caldwell,
everybody makes mistakes,
339
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:12,116
and you're brave and
honest to face them.
340
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,651
Well, thank you.
341
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,752
Come along, Opie.
342
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:15,920
Good-bye, Mr. Caldwell.
343
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:17,905
It's been really
nice meeting you.
344
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,158
Thank you again, and may I say
345
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,993
that I never met a
more charming lady.
346
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,579
Oh.
347
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,349
On my word as a gentleman.
348
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,880
Come on, Opie.
349
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,037
Oh, hi, Andy.
350
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,939
Hi, Paw. You
should hear the story
351
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,074
Uncle Dan told me
about the jail break.
352
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,409
Sure was exciting.
353
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,962
Uh-huh. Aunt Bee, you
going to get Opie them shoes?
354
00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:44,042
Oh, yes, I guess I'd better.
355
00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,433
Come, Opie.
356
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,750
Good-bye, Mr. Caldwell.
357
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,630
Bye, Uncle Dan.
358
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,433
I'll drive you, Aunt Bee.
359
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,206
Bye, Uncle Dan.
360
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,952
Care for a cigar, Sheriff?
361
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,571
No, thanks.
362
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,806
I can't afford it.
363
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,920
You do real well for
yourself, don't you...
364
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,711
Uncle Dan?
365
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,631
You win a few, lose a few.
366
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,284
Got quite a knack.
367
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,802
I mean, the way you
make friends so easy.
368
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,588
Oh, that's my business,
Sheriff, making friends.
369
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,469
Seem to have made quite
a few right here in Mayberry.
370
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,093
They're nice people, Sheriff.
371
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,945
I'd like to do
something for them.
372
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,764
Sure you wouldn't like for
'em to do something for you?
373
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,267
Never know.
374
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,952
You never know.
375
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,929
Certainly is a
fine-looking supper
376
00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:51,032
you're fixing there
for Mr. Caldwell.
377
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:54,101
Hmm? Oh, yes.
378
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:56,248
Really does look good.
379
00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:58,283
Well, I heard he was
leaving us tomorrow,
380
00:15:58,307 --> 00:16:00,941
and, well, I thought
I'd fancy it up a bit.
381
00:16:06,782 --> 00:16:09,828
Oh, you got all gussied
up, too, didn't you?
382
00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,553
Well, I thought I'd visit
the Parsons a while later.
383
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,021
Uh-huh.
384
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,456
Well, what's wrong?
385
00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,036
Oh, oh, nothing. Nothing.
386
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,427
Well, I always fix
the prisoners meals,
387
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:21,395
and they seem to appreciate it.
388
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:25,199
Yeah, and-and Gentleman
Dan's quite an appreciator, too.
389
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,446
Lady in Bowling Green, Kentucky
390
00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,903
he appreciated
right out of $8,000.
391
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:32,051
Another lady in
Jacksonville, Florida.
392
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,053
Appreciated a lot of people.
393
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,842
Well, I have to hurry.
394
00:16:35,878 --> 00:16:37,644
Good night, Opie.
395
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,247
Now, you get to bed, sure.
396
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,608
Well, Opie, I believe
we got us time
397
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,378
for a Jack tale before
you go to bed, okay?
398
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,779
Okay.
399
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,981
Let's see now...
400
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,161
Hey, did-did I ever
tell you the one about
401
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,086
Jack and the princess
that couldn't laugh?
402
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:06,957
Well, there was this king
that lived a long time ago,
403
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,104
and he had this
daughter that was
404
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,840
as pretty as a picture,
405
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,708
but she never could smile.
406
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,766
And so, the king, he...
407
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,768
Uh, don't you...
408
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,203
don't you want to
hear that story, Opie?
409
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,105
Not 'specially, Paw.
410
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,107
Well, is there, uh,
is there another one
411
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:24,375
that you'd rather hear?
412
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,376
Yeah.
413
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,578
Which one?
414
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,426
Do you know the one about the
Kansas City Million-Dollar Heist
415
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,928
or the Toledo Payroll Caper?
416
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,185
Are they, uh, are they stories
417
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,154
that Mr. Caldwell's
been telling you?
418
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:41,592
Yeah. He sure tells exciting
ones, Paw, about real people.
419
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,127
Uh-huh.
420
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:46,497
Well, maybe you'd
better go on to bed.
421
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,165
Okay, Paw.
422
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,600
Opie...
423
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,235
Yes, Paw?
424
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,848
Now-now, you go right to sleep.
425
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,082
Don't be sitting up
426
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,018
looking at picture
books, you hear?
427
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,274
I won't, Paw.
428
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,358
Promise?
429
00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:01,829
On my word as a gentleman.
430
00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:20,314
Ready for our gin rummy
game, Mr. Caldwell?
431
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,050
Oh, Barney, of course, oh.
432
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:25,620
Let me turn this off.
433
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:28,288
I'm looking forward
to this game.
434
00:18:29,993 --> 00:18:32,126
It's going to be a
little inconvenient
435
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:33,895
playing through these bars.
436
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,497
Yeah. How can we fix that?
437
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,566
I haven't the vaguest idea.
438
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,312
Say, we could play
in your cell there.
439
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,982
I mean, if you promise not to
say anything about it to, uh...
440
00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:45,050
Oh, I wouldn't... Well,
Andy's funny about it.
441
00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:47,508
You know, I wouldn't want
him to, you know, anything...
442
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,210
Barney. Barney... On
my word as a gentleman.
443
00:18:50,246 --> 00:18:53,080
Can't ask for more than that.
444
00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:54,615
It's going to be
445
00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:57,251
a lot more convenient
you know, playing in here.
446
00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:58,252
Really is.
447
00:18:58,287 --> 00:18:59,386
What the heck?
448
00:18:59,422 --> 00:19:01,366
If friends can't play
a game of cards...
449
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,490
You know, Barney,
I want to thank you
450
00:19:03,526 --> 00:19:05,492
for all these little
conveniences.
451
00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:08,328
Really made my stay
here quite pleasant.
452
00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,604
Oh, it's been a pleasure.
453
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,701
Oh, this is better, isn't it?
454
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,135
You know, I never thought
455
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:17,104
I'd say this to
a police officer,
456
00:19:17,139 --> 00:19:18,338
but I'm going to miss you.
457
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,019
Oh, well, thank you... oops.
458
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:21,108
Careful, Barney.
459
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:22,303
Yeah.
460
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,659
There we go.
461
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:29,327
You know, Mr. Caldwell,
462
00:19:29,351 --> 00:19:30,529
I want to warn you...
463
00:19:30,553 --> 00:19:32,031
you better be on your toes.
464
00:19:32,055 --> 00:19:34,033
I'm pretty slick when
it comes to cards.
465
00:19:34,057 --> 00:19:35,990
If you ever decide
to give up police work,
466
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:37,291
I have some friends in Vegas
467
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:38,826
who can always
use a good dealer.
468
00:19:38,861 --> 00:19:40,505
Oh, yeah? Well,
I'll remember that.
469
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:43,764
Hey, I could use that.
470
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,933
Eh...
471
00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,836
Oops, clumsy of me.
472
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,419
You know, I'm sorry to have
473
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,220
to tell you this, Mr. Caldwell,
474
00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:56,422
but right off the bat
475
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,390
I'm afraid I got
the winning hand.
476
00:19:58,414 --> 00:19:59,746
I'm afraid not, Barney.
477
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,482
This is the winning hand.
478
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,091
You gave me your word.
479
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,936
Oh, I give my
word a lot, Barney.
480
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960
Over there.
481
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,032
Mr. Caldwell, why...
482
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,268
What-what's going on here?
483
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,037
He's busting out.
484
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,056
You got a laundry truck
waiting outside, Uncle Dan?
485
00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:45,309
I'm sorry to inconvenience
you, Aunt Bee,
486
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,045
but I'm afraid I'll have
to ask you and Opie
487
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,597
to step inside the cell.
488
00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:52,133
Mr. Caldwell, you
can't be serious.
489
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,434
Dear lady, I'm afraid I am.
490
00:20:57,706 --> 00:21:00,491
Well, the mighty
Sheriff of Mayberry.
491
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,536
You got here just
492
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,988
in time for the fun, Paw.
493
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,546
Uncle Dan's gonna lock
us up and everything.
494
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:09,783
Where'd you, uh,
where'd you get that gun?
495
00:21:09,818 --> 00:21:11,647
Your deputy obliged me, Sheriff.
496
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,081
Come on out here, Barney.
497
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,750
I want to keep an eye on you.
498
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,907
Is, um, is-is-is
that Barney's gun?
499
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,908
Don't worry.
500
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,743
I'll take good care of it.
501
00:21:21,097 --> 00:21:22,662
That's Barney's gun?
502
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,599
Uh, Andy...
503
00:21:25,634 --> 00:21:28,836
Well, Mr. Caldwell, that
gun won't do you any good.
504
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,953
It won't?
505
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,756
No. It's no use
to you, because...
506
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,526
Because, uh, you'll be
picked up by the state troopers
507
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,227
in just a few minutes.
508
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,523
Not if we all act quickly.
509
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,591
Now if you'll cooperate
510
00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:40,893
by stepping into the cell,
511
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:41,932
I'd appreciate it.
512
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,802
It sure was slicker
than a firehouse pole
513
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,105
the way you took us
all in, Mr. Caldwell.
514
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,957
Sheriff...
515
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,845
You're trying my
patience, Sheriff.
516
00:21:56,698 --> 00:21:57,948
Opie!
517
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,717
You wouldn't shoot my Paw.
518
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,184
Oh, don't worry, Opie.
519
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,254
Any other time he might,
but right now he won't.
520
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:05,622
And do you know why?
521
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,825
'Cause that gun
he's holding there
522
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,660
ain't got no bullets in it.
523
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,962
Sheriff, come on.
524
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,797
Well, pull the trigger.
525
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,927
No, Andy.
526
00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:16,194
Don't. Don't. No...
527
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:29,230
Well, Mr. Caldwell, I'll
just take Barney's gun.
528
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,300
Now, I ask you, Mr. Caldwell,
529
00:22:33,336 --> 00:22:34,668
what good would a gun do you
530
00:22:34,703 --> 00:22:36,036
that's as empty as this one?
531
00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:41,908
Barney!
532
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,529
You see, you didn't know,
but you thought that I...
533
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:48,666
but I, see, I-I knew
all the time it was...
534
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:53,370
You mean, you didn't in your...?
535
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,906
You put it in the...?
536
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,245
I better sit down, too.
537
00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:17,777
Hmm. Here's one we won't
have to worry about no more.
538
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,112
Gentleman Dan Caldwell.
539
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,481
Yeah, boy.
540
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,461
Yeah, "swindler, embezzler,
541
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,953
confidence man,
can be dangerous."
542
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,133
I sure have to admit,
you was right about him.
543
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,290
I sure fell for his line.
544
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,625
Aww, I don't mind that so much.
545
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,661
He is a pretty smooth fella.
546
00:23:34,696 --> 00:23:36,429
I tell you what I
do mind, though.
547
00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:37,998
What's that?
548
00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:40,600
That he was able to
take your gun off of you
549
00:23:40,635 --> 00:23:42,269
without you even knowing it.
550
00:23:42,304 --> 00:23:43,737
Well...
551
00:23:43,772 --> 00:23:45,538
You-you, a trained law officer
552
00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:47,825
letting a common
crook take your gun.
553
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,059
Common crook, nothing!
554
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:51,695
You said yourself he
was a pretty smooth feller.
555
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,364
Do you think anybody
else but a shrewd character
556
00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:57,167
like Gentleman Dan Caldwell
could get away with it?
557
00:23:57,202 --> 00:23:59,536
Do you think anybody
else could be so quick
558
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:02,673
that when I just, just
lean over to pick up a card,
559
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:05,075
that he-he could steal my gun?
560
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:08,189
No, siree. I'll never
be a patsy again.
561
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,448
From now on I'll just
keep my hand right on my...
562
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:18,288
Stick 'em up, Patsy.
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