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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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Why's everybody looking at me?
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Well, we got to.
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We got to see
that to believe it.
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How many you
reckons gone down into
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that bottomless pit so far?
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I stopped counting at four.
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What you doing?
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Just checking to see if they're
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coming out of your head.
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Spot anything?
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Not yet.
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Good, then I got room
for marshmallows.
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Oh... no.
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You eat anymore,
you'll swell up so tight
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your freckles will fall off.
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Say, uh, how's about you and me
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taking a little walk
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down by the lake, Hilda May?
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Oh, I really should
help clean up here.
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Oh, no, you two go ahead.
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I can do it.
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Well, if you're sure
you don't mind.
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All right.
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I hope there aren't
any wild animals.
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If I were you, i wouldn't
worry too much about
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the wild animals.
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Aunt Bee, can you and me
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take a walk through the woods
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and look for gophers?
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Oh, now, I should
stay and help Ellie.
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No, you go ahead, Aunt Bee.
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Really? I can clean up.
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All right. Come on, Opie.
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Oh.
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Okay, then after we get back
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can I eat some more hot dogs?
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Walkin' makes me hungry.
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Oh, now, Opie,
you've had enough.
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You know, it's a good thing
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that boy ain't a beaver.
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There wouldn't be a
tree left in these woods.
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You know you sure
do add to a picnic.
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You really do.
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I used to think all you needed
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was weenies and
lemonade and potato salad
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but you round it off real nice.
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Well, thank you kindly, Sheriff.
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When you rate me right up there
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with potato salad,
I know you care.
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Andy, what's that?
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What's what?
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That article about
candidates for the city council?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I imagine it's a article
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about the candidates
for the city council.
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But, Andy, look who they are.
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Well, what's so
special about it?
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Just the same
fellas that always run.
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Every one of those candidates
for city council is a man.
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Well, that's why they
call 'em council men.
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It does seem to fit.
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I-I think that's awful.
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Why don't they have
women running for council?
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You say something about
women runnin' for council?
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Well, why not?
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Because one of 'em might win.
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And why not?
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They do everywhere else.
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Apparently you don't
think much of women.
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Oh, well, now, you're
taking it personal.
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Darn right I am.
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Oh, well, now
that's a silly attitude.
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Silly?!
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Oh, oh, I didn't
mean to say that.
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No, I didn't mean
to say that a bit.
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It just slipped right
out of my mouth.
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Here, give it, give
it right back to me.
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Well, there, it's back.
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And it had a bad taste.
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That's the way a
pretty young girl
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ought to look at a picnic.
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Not scrunched up over
a whole mess of politics.
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You're right.
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Well, actually, I wasn't
discussing politics.
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I guess I was just
trying to defend my sex.
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And with perfect right.
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Shows you got a lot
of pride and dignity.
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Thank you.
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And no need to thank me either.
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I was just statin' a fact.
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Whole lot of times we
do things and say things
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even though we know deep
down they're just plain silly.
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Oh, did that bad-tastin'
word slip out again?
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Ellie...
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I didn't mean to say it.
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Don't go.
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Uh, Ellie...
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It's just one of them
greasy words that slips out
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without you a-knowin' it.
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If that ain't the silliest...
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Oh...
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Uh...
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how's this, uh,
sound to you, Otis?
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Uh, it starts off,
it says, uh, it says
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"Dear Ellie
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"I am sorry about yesterday.
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"I would not intentionally
insult you or any other woman.
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Please forgive me."
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Signed "Your friend
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and admirer of women
everywhere, Andy."
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No. No, no.
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No, Andy.
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Don't never
apologize to a woman.
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I say, if you got a
argument with a woman
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stand up and fight it out.
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Well, fightin' it out's
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what put you behind
them bars, Otis.
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But she threw a dish at me.
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You swung a leg of lamb at her.
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But I missed her.
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Yeah, but you hit her mother.
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Yeah.
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Right in the mouth.
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Otis, you can't do that.
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When dealin' with women
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you got to be calm
and cool and gentle.
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You can't go around
hittin' them in the mouth.
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What's the matter with you?
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Sheriff.
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Sheriff, guess what.
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What?
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Oh, hi, Otis.
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Say, I just seen
your mother-in-law
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comin' out of the dentist.
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Andy, guess what.
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What?
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Go ahead and guess.
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Guess what?
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That's right.
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Go ahead and
guess. Try and guess.
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I can't.
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Oh, guess!
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Well, let's see...
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Ellie Walker just signed
up to run for council.
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No!
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See, I told you
you wouldn't guess.
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Well, it's true.
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She's got a bunch of
women goin' around
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right now with a petition
to get on the ballot.
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Hilda May's one of them.
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A woman running for council?
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That's awful. We
can't have that.
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That's what I tried
to tell Hilda May.
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I was so upset, I come
darn near not signin' it.
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Do you mean to stand there
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on them two skinny feet of yours
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and tell me you actually
signed that petition?
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Well... well, darn it, Andy
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she-she-she's got ways.
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Got ways?
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Aw, what kind of ways?
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Well, she-she sweet-talked me.
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Sweet-talked you?
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What'd she say to you?
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Well, come on, what, what?
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What'd she say?
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She said, uh, she
said B-B-Barney...
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Yeah.
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Honey...
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Sugar...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Cream puff...
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Cream puff?
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That's right... cream puff!
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Didn't you ever hear
of a cream puff before?!
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What's the difference?
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No woman's gonna win.
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That ain't the point.
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It's just bad havin' a
woman runnin', cream puff.
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Well, yeah, boy,
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it ain't never happened
in Mayberry before.
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Could stir up a right
good-sized hornet's nest.
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Maybe I better try to unstir it.
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You going to have
a talk with Ellie?
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Yeah, I reckon I
better, cream puff.
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You can talk all you
want, but if you want results
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hit her in the mouth
with a leg of lamb.
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Yes, what can I do for you?
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Oh... it's you.
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Uh, I don't, uh
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I don't blame you
for being mad at me
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and I'm... I'm sorry
about yesterday.
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Well, as a matter
of fact, so am I.
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I was rude to walk
out on you, Andy.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you accept my apology?
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Well, I reckon I do.
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Oh, good.
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Let's have a peace offering.
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Fine.
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I'll buy you a soda.
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Oh. Oh, that's right
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that's not much of
a treat for you, is it?
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It's kind of like
offering a shoemaker
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an extra mouthful of tacks.
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Well, let me fix you one anyway.
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All right.
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Oh, it's good for you to laugh,
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especially after
you've been mad.
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Oh, and speakin' of laughin'
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a fellow told me
the funniest thing.
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I near 'bout died.
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Have you heard the
wild rumor goin' around
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town about you?
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You don't mean about
me running for council?
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You've heard it.
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Ain't that he most
ridiculous thing
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you ever heard of?
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No. No?
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No.
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It happens to be true.
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Oh, Ellie,
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you don't want to
concern yourself
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with government business.
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You want to let the
men worry about that.
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All you want to worry
your pretty little head about
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is woman's stuff... You
know, goin' shoppin'
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and lookin' in windows
and tryin' on hats
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and eatin' them
little bitty sandwiches
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that you have at the
parties, and gossiping.
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Y-you see what I mean?
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Oh, I see.
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Good.
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A woman should keep her place,
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stay where she belongs.
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A woman shouldn't try to think
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along the same level as a man.
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Why? Because we're
simple-minded little fools.
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Now, Eleanor, you're
puttin' words in my mouth...
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Well let me put in a few more.
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I am not withdrawing.
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I have every intention
of running for council.
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What's more, I
intend to encourage
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other women to do the same.
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Who knows? The day may come
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when the city
council of Mayberry
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is comprised entirely of women.
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Put that in your
soda and sip it.
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Otis was right.
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All they understand's
a leg of lamb.
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Here, here's one.
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Put that one up right there.
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Never smile on these
wanted pictures, do they?
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Not so's you can tell it.
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Reckon they ain't got
nothing to smile about.
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Dinner, everybody!
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Here you are. Oh, look out.
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Oh, boy, I could eat a horse.
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Ain't got a horse
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but it looks like some
mighty good fried chicken.
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Mmm, look at that.
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Honey, chicken...
267
00:11:13,556 --> 00:11:16,001
look at them turnip greens.
268
00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:18,403
Have to save that
gizzard for Barney.
269
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:20,061
Have you heard the news?
270
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,662
Have you heard the news?!
271
00:11:21,697 --> 00:11:22,708
What news?
272
00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:24,398
Ellie turned in her petition.
273
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,434
She got enough
names to run for council.
274
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,669
You don't mean it.
275
00:11:28,704 --> 00:11:30,571
She needed a hundred names.
276
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:33,040
And that's exactly what she got.
277
00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,226
An even hundred.
278
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,994
Well, isn't it exciting?
279
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,830
The first time in Mayberry
280
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,165
a woman ever ran for office?
281
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,435
We're growing up
like the big cities.
282
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,271
Oh, Otis, I hope
you're out of jail
283
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,173
in time to vote.
284
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,715
I ain't hungry.
285
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,088
I wouldn't have believed it.
286
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,723
A hundred names.
287
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,192
I never thought
she'd get enough.
288
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,227
Yeah, how about that?
289
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:16,066
Yeah, how about that?
290
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:20,671
If she'd just got 99, she
wouldn't have made it
291
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,139
but she got a hundred!
292
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,475
Amazing what that hundredth name
293
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,243
can do on a petition, ain't it?
294
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,624
Andy, my name wasn't
the hundredth one.
295
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,882
It was the very first.
296
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,655
Andy...
297
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,067
have you heard the news?
298
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,324
My wife's all for this
299
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,893
and she ain't the only one.
300
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,945
No telling where
it's liable to end.
301
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,547
It's liable to snowball
clear out of control.
302
00:12:46,582 --> 00:12:47,882
This is the worst thing
303
00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:49,616
that ever happened to this town.
304
00:12:49,652 --> 00:12:51,185
It's Mayberry's darkest hour.
305
00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:53,132
Oh, now, fellas, it
can't be that bad.
306
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:54,255
There he is.
307
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,357
There's the weak-kneed,
chicken-livered
308
00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:57,591
yellow-streak turncoat.
309
00:12:57,626 --> 00:12:58,737
Now, look, Sam
310
00:12:58,761 --> 00:13:00,405
you got something
to say, say it.
311
00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:01,573
Now, now, boys
312
00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:03,909
it ain't no use to let
your tempers flare.
313
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,878
If Barney hadn't
signed that petition
314
00:13:05,902 --> 00:13:08,602
why, they would have
gotten their hundredth name
315
00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:09,603
someplace else.
316
00:13:09,638 --> 00:13:10,749
There ain't no use
317
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:12,351
to come in here
and chew him out.
318
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,341
Thanks, Andy.
319
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,453
It's okay, turncoat.
320
00:13:14,477 --> 00:13:15,977
All right, forgetting Barney
321
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,662
and getting back to the problem.
322
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,597
We're laying this
right at your door.
323
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,731
We ain't never had a woman
324
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,267
run for office in
Mayberry before.
325
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,668
Now what you
going to do about it?
326
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,813
Yeah, you're friendly with her.
327
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,599
Now, now, just wait a minute.
328
00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:29,156
Now, Ellie's just
running for council.
329
00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:31,609
Now, running is a
long ways from winning.
330
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,771
Don't be too sure.
331
00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:35,174
They're a lot of women
voters in this town.
332
00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:36,942
Just as many as there are men.
333
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:38,244
Not to mention a few men
334
00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:39,979
that might go
over to their side.
335
00:13:40,003 --> 00:13:42,035
What man would vote for a woman?
336
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,138
The same weak-kneed,
chicken-livered
337
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:47,040
yellow-streak turncoat
that would sign a petition!
338
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:52,246
I'm just waiting for
you to go too far.
339
00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:56,667
I said, running is a long
ways from winning, and it is.
340
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:59,142
Now, if you don't want
something to happen
341
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,416
you don't stand around
and whine about it.
342
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,406
You do something.
343
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:03,407
What?
344
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:04,722
Look.
345
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,652
Now, we control
the purse strings
346
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,888
ain't that right?
347
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,190
Now, suppose we
showed our womenfolk
348
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,426
where they're going to have
to do without certain things
349
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:25,429
if they get too cute about
this election business.
350
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,231
Suppose, like, for instance
351
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,700
charge accounts
just stopped charging.
352
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,036
Yeah. That might work, huh?
353
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,749
Hey, that's a good idea, Andy.
354
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,584
Maybe then they'll think twice
355
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,486
before running a
woman for office.
356
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,638
By golly, I'm going
down to Davis' store
357
00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:42,102
and cut that charge
account off right now.
358
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:46,200
Otis!
359
00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:47,635
Huh?
360
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,804
You're still a
prisoner, you know?
361
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,591
Can I use the phone?
362
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,892
Help yourself.
363
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,062
I want to call the store.
364
00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,530
Yeah.
365
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,973
Sara, get me
Davis' store, will ya?
366
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:12,176
This will hurt her
more than a leg of lamb
367
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,711
across the mouth.
368
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,047
Wait a minute.
369
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,048
Wait a minute now.
370
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,361
The men started this.
371
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,296
We have some
pretty potent weapons
372
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,664
to fight them back with.
373
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,688
We have?
374
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,022
Why, sure, we have.
375
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:27,678
There you are, Opie,
good old scrambled eggs.
376
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,147
Is that what they are?
377
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:31,627
Of course that's what they are.
378
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,811
What'd you think they are?
379
00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:34,869
It's kind of hard to tell
380
00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,937
under all the black part.
381
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:38,305
It's not black.
382
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,707
It's well-done.
383
00:17:39,742 --> 00:17:42,827
Oh, you mean like the
well-done, black rice
384
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,745
we had for lunch yesterday.
385
00:17:49,919 --> 00:17:51,552
Opie, I'm having
386
00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:54,555
some delicious, homemade stew.
387
00:17:54,591 --> 00:17:56,557
Wouldn't you like to join me?
388
00:17:56,593 --> 00:17:57,770
No, ma'am.
389
00:17:57,794 --> 00:17:59,538
I'm sticking with the men.
390
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:00,728
That's a time.
391
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,247
No matter how much
it hurts my stomach.
392
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,482
Now, lookie here, boy.
393
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,616
I don't claim
394
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,185
to be the best cook in
the world, you know?
395
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,787
Well, you sure ain't.
396
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,105
All right. Eat your eggs.
397
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:14,158
Now, now, boys,
what's the trouble?
398
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,460
Are you having
difficulty getting along
399
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:20,364
without us second-rate women?
400
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,634
Come in the house!
401
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,868
Oh, Ellie.
402
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,938
Well, what are you
doing in the enemy camp?
403
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,051
I just came by to say "you win."
404
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,725
Huh?
405
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,810
I'm withdrawing my
name as candidate.
406
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,212
How's that?
407
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,214
Oh, Ellie, why?
408
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,144
It just isn't worth
it, Aunt Bee.
409
00:18:39,168 --> 00:18:41,385
You know the rally
down at the hotel
410
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,988
where the loyal opposition
gathered to jeer and poke fun?
411
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,624
Well, it's just not worth it.
412
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,893
And, and you're going to quit?
413
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:49,971
That's right.
414
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,329
When I decided to run
415
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,332
I had no intention of starting
a civil war in Mayberry.
416
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,144
I happen to like
it here too much.
417
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,046
Does that mean we beat 'em, Paw?
418
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,614
Yeah, I reckon it does.
419
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,783
We won, we beat them females.
420
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,284
We kept them in their place.
421
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,340
Wait just a minute.
422
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,209
Us menfolks don't want women
423
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,211
running our town, do we, Paw?
424
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,080
Now, there's
425
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,482
a fine example of
raising a little boy.
426
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,689
Uh...
427
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,774
Well, Andy?
428
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,432
Uh, uh, Ellie!
429
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,037
I say that we've been living
430
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,907
in the dark ages long enough.
431
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:40,961
Women are just as capable
432
00:19:40,997 --> 00:19:43,363
of running Mayberry as the men.
433
00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:44,665
More so.
434
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,317
We want Ellie!
435
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:53,324
We want Ellie!
436
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,508
We want Ellie!
437
00:19:54,543 --> 00:19:56,593
There's Ellie now!
438
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,975
We want Ellie!
439
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,276
We want Ellie!
440
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,355
Hold it! Hold it!
441
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,662
All right! All right!
442
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:17,131
But first, now, I want
to say something.
443
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:20,133
Give 'em what for, Andy.
444
00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:21,769
Whoa, now!
445
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,188
Whoa! Hold back
there a little bit.
446
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,440
Hurray! Attaboy, Andy!
447
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,108
That's Andy up there.
448
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,544
He's my boy. Yay!
449
00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,046
Whoo!
450
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,413
Now, first off
451
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,736
I reckon you women know
that it's against the law
452
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,483
to hold a big meeting like this
453
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,385
in a public place
without a permit.
454
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:48,396
But, now, now, I reckon
455
00:20:48,431 --> 00:20:51,048
we can overlook that
little detail this time.
456
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,320
The fact is
457
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,690
we got more important
things to consider here.
458
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:05,062
Now, now, we men are against
a woman running for council.
459
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,631
Yeah! Yeah, Andy!
460
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:17,257
All right! All right!
461
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:20,177
The woman in this
case being Ellie Walker.
462
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:23,330
Now, we're against her
because she's a woman.
463
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:26,566
But now, when you try to
think of any other reason
464
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,869
you kind of draw a blank.
465
00:21:28,905 --> 00:21:32,907
Now, I heard my little boy,
Opie, just a little while ago
466
00:21:32,942 --> 00:21:34,641
say something against women.
467
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,610
And I want to
tell you the truth.
468
00:21:36,645 --> 00:21:37,611
I was ashamed.
469
00:21:37,646 --> 00:21:38,929
I really was.
470
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,493
I was ashamed because
he was just parroting
471
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,928
what he had heard me say.
472
00:21:42,952 --> 00:21:46,853
See, I've made him, I've
made him anti-woman.
473
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:49,022
And by-and-by
some of these times
474
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,825
when he grows up
and wants to get married
475
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,760
why, if you ruled out women
476
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:58,232
why, that cuts down
the field a good bit.
477
00:21:58,267 --> 00:22:01,368
And, well, I don't
know, what I'm getting at
478
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:03,571
is, is I hate to admit it
479
00:22:03,606 --> 00:22:05,806
but if Ellie wants
to run for council
480
00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,092
well, I reckon
she's got a right to.
481
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,271
Hurrah!
482
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,364
Hurrah!
483
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,000
Oh, Andy.
484
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,740
Well...
485
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,376
there's one for
the books, ain't it?
486
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:45,379
A sheriff being kissed
by a councilman.
487
00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:47,493
And speaking for
sheriffs everywhere
488
00:22:47,517 --> 00:22:49,416
I'm for that.
489
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:59,276
♪ It's time for
Opie to go to bed ♪
490
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,045
♪ Time for Opie to go to bed ♪
491
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,312
One more, Paw.
492
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:03,880
No, now, another one more.
493
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,249
Time for you to go to bed.
494
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,428
Now get right on up there.
495
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,695
Give me a little
smug right there.
496
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,153
Good night, Paw.
497
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:10,620
Good night, Miss Ellie.
498
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:11,621
Good night, honey.
499
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,023
'Night, Opie. Get on up.
500
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,725
I declare, that boy'll "one
more song" me to midnight
501
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,361
if I let him stay up.
502
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,264
Oh, howdy, Barney.
Come on up on the porch.
503
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,265
Andy.
504
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,266
Hi.
505
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,267
Ellie.
506
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,612
Where's, uh, where's Hilda May?
507
00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:25,602
Walked her home.
508
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:26,870
Oh, you did, did you?
509
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,840
What's, uh, the matter
with your jaw there?
510
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,192
Where?
511
00:23:32,228 --> 00:23:34,572
On your cheek, right there.
512
00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:36,625
That little red smudge.
513
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,409
Is that some of
Hilda May's lipstick.
514
00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:39,816
I guess so.
515
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,763
I don't use the stuff,
for heaven sakes.
516
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:46,490
Oh, Hilda May give him
a little kissy, didn't she?
517
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,225
She call you "cream puff"?
518
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,247
♪ Barney's a cream
puff, so they so say ♪
519
00:23:53,282 --> 00:23:55,194
♪ Barney's a cream
puff, so they say ♪
520
00:23:55,218 --> 00:23:57,218
♪ Barney's a cream
puff, so they say ♪
521
00:23:57,253 --> 00:23:59,553
♪ He's called that
by Hilda May ♪
522
00:23:59,589 --> 00:24:00,832
Oh, now, Andy.
523
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,838
Stop teasing Barney.
524
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:03,323
Oh, let him go, Ellie.
525
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,008
He thinks he's so funny.
526
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,409
It's breaking me up.
527
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,861
Hardy-har, hardy-har.
528
00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:09,930
Maybe I do pick at him too much.
529
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:12,065
Seem like I can't
help it, though.
530
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,266
I reckon I'll quit.
531
00:24:13,301 --> 00:24:15,669
I reckon I'll just quit
pickin' at everybody.
532
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,337
Yeah.
533
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:20,206
♪ Eleanor Walker, councilman ♪
534
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:22,576
♪ Won the election
and away she ran ♪
535
00:24:22,611 --> 00:24:25,712
♪ Everybody knows
she's just a phillie ♪
536
00:24:25,748 --> 00:24:29,382
♪ Running for
council's just plain silly ♪
537
00:24:29,418 --> 00:24:30,962
I won't, I won't,
I won't no more.
538
00:24:30,986 --> 00:24:33,286
I won't pick at you
near another time.
539
00:24:34,957 --> 00:24:37,223
♪ Time for me to shut my mouth ♪
540
00:24:37,259 --> 00:24:39,037
♪ Time for me to shut my mouth ♪
541
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:40,994
♪ Time for me to shut my mouth ♪
542
00:24:41,030 --> 00:24:43,697
♪ 'Fore I give up and
leave the South. ♪
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