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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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There he is again, Sheriff.
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Arrest him.
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Well, now...
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He's disturbing the peace.
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Right in front of my
place of business.
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Well, now let's be
realistic about that thing.
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In your business,
I don't rightly see
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who he could be disturbing.
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He's disturbing me; that's who.
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My business requires
quiet and dignity.
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Dignity!
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You know the law.
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Town ordinance prohibits him
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from playing on the street.
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Well, yeah, you're right, but...
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well, then...
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Orville, he's right in
the middle of a chorus.
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Now give him a chance to finish.
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Thank you.
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Howdy, Jim.
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You sure are sounding
better than ever.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, boy.
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Uh, listen, y'all
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Orville, he's
getting a little upset
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about us all standing
around out here
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in the front of his
place of business.
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Might be a good idea to
just move along all of us.
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Appreciate it.
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Andy?
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Huh?
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I got myself a new pick
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from that store
in Winston-Salem.
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Sure makes a
difference, don't it?
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Yeah, boy.
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That number was
some kind of pretty.
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Thank ya.
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You're welcome.
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You're also under arrest.
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Again?
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Yeah.
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Disturbing the peace.
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Picked a good day
to get arrested though.
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Oh?
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Yes, sir.
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Aunt Bee's fixing chicken
and dumplings for dinner.
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♪ Ridin' on that
new river train ♪
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♪ Ridin' on that
new river train ♪
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♪ Same old train
that brought me here ♪
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♪ Gonna take me back again ♪
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♪ Darlin', you can't love one ♪
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♪ Darlin', you can't love one ♪
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♪ Can't love one
and have any fun ♪
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♪ Oh, darlin', you
can't love one ♪
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Sing, Barney.
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♪ Ridin' on that
new river train ♪
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♪ Ridin' on that
new river train ♪
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♪ Same old train
that brought me here ♪
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♪ Gonna take me home again ♪
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One more.
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♪ Ridin' on that
new river train ♪
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♪ Ridin' on that
new river train ♪
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♪ Same old train
that brought me here ♪
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♪ Gonna take me back again! ♪
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Oh, that is good.
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I mean to tell you.
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Good now, Andy.
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Hi, Aunt Bee.
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Oh, Jim, it's so
nice to see you.
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Wasn't that good, Aunt Bee?
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It sure was.
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You sure brighten up this
place when you get arrested.
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He sure does.
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Thank you again.
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You know, Andy told me
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we're going to have
chicken and dumplings.
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And that is what it is.
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Let's see. Let's see, let's see.
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Mmm, don't that look
good enough to eat?
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Hey, you know something?
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I'd rather be
arrested by you folks
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than anybody I know.
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Andy.
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You coming home for dinner?
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Yes'm, I'll be
there pretty soon.
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Soon as Barney eats.
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You want to go ahead and eat?
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Yeah, I'm about to faint.
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Good. I'll have
everything ready.
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Bye, Jim.
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See you the next
time you're dragged in.
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Bye, Aunt Bee.
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I'll see you, Aunt Bee.
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Jim?
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Hmm?
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Why in the world
don't you do something
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about yourself?
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What do you mean, Andy?
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Well, you got a
fine talent there.
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You the best guitar
player I ever heard.
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Well, that's mighty
nice of you, Andy.
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But Mayberry ain't very big.
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Well, now who says you
gotta stay in Mayberry?
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You've heard all these fellas
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that come through here
playing in the shows.
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How about that fella we see
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every now and then on television
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shaking and screaming?
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Sound like somebody's
beating his dog.
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You're better than all of them.
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Well, now, I wouldn't say that.
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Well, yes, you are, too.
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You want some cream?
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No, thank you.
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You are. I know it.
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If you went to New York or one
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of the other big towns, and you
know, showed them what you got
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why they'd say, "boy,
where have you been?"
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Oh, yeah, they'd
say, "where you been
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and why don't you go
back as fast as you can?"
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You reckon?
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Yeah. You know
what else they'd say?
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"Don't call us,
boy; we'll call you."
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I ain't got no phone.
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No, Andy, that
wouldn't work at all.
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Wouldn't you like to make
yourself some real money?
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You know, folding kind?
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Oh, that'd be nice.
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Yes, siree.
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Maybe even get to be
some kind of a celebrity?
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Folks running around after you
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wanting your autograph?
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Yeah?
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Yeah! It'd be worth learning
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how to write just for that.
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I tell you, Andy.
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It's just that I don't
feel that I'm ready.
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Well, when do you think
you gonna be ready?
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When you're old and
got a long gray beard?
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I tell you the truth
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a thing like that can
interfere with your pickin'.
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You're ready now, boy, and
you better do something about it.
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You won't pay a bit of
attention to anybody, will ya?
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You beat anything I
ever seen in my life.
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I tell you the truth
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I don't even know why
I bothered to arrest you.
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You put that down, Talbott!
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All right, hog 'em all yourself!
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I've told you a hundred times
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these are state criminals.
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Now, the post office is only
supposed to put up Federals.
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You know they ain't been
sending me none lately.
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And how's it look
for a postmaster
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to have a half-empty
bulletin board?
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Talbott, your main
business is selling stamps.
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Now with you, wanted
criminals is just a sideline.
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Here I am set up with
all kinds of poster space
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and I ain't got half
as many as you.
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Now, Talbott, don't
go running down
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that bulletin board of yours.
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Why, you may not
have many posters
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but one thing nobody
can take away...
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You got quality.
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Huh?
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Well, look there.
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What do you see there?
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Petty thieves, wife beaters.
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Why, what we got there
can't begin to compare
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with what you got...
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Train robbers, counterfeiters
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smugglers.
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Not to even mention
foreign spies.
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And them are master criminals.
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Yes, siree!
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Why, our whole stock of
wanteds don't even come close
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to one of your
pretty boy Floyds.
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You know, I never
thought of it that way.
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Say, Talbott
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now, uh, I want to
be fair about this.
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I'll tell you what I'll do.
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I'll trade you two wife
beaters for one smuggler.
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Make it three. Three?!
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And throw in one of
them moonshiners.
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Then you throw in a
counterfeiter! No deal.
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Aw, go on back to
your stamp cage.
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And shine up
your little tin badge.
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Aw, you clerk.
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Hey, now! Simmer
down there, boys.
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It's a fine thing
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when two government
agencies can't cooperate.
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I don't know why
you both can't look
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at your bulletin
boards with pride
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and count your blessings.
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Well, lookee yonder...
Real live musicians.
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I better get back
to the post office.
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I might pick up some
money-order business.
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"Bobby Fleet and
His Band With a Beat."
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Did you ever hear of them?
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No. No, the only band
that ever come through here
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was that one-man
band from Altoona.
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You remember? Yeah, I remember.
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Wasn't that the fellow
that got all mixed up
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and come dern near
popping his eyes out
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blowing through the
wrong end of a clarinet?
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Say, let's go see
if these fellows
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are gonna do their
beating in Mayberry.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
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They'll probably need
police cooperation
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handling crowds,
parking, and such as that.
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I 'spect.
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Thanks, baby doll.
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Here you are.
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Never mind, honey.
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I'll handle this.
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All right, fellas, who
ordered a clean glass?
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Honey,
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could you rustle up
a little something...
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Like, even a menu?
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We want to be out of here
at least be Judgment Day.
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Here, take your water.
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Howdy. You fellas
gonna be playing
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somewhere around town?
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Town? Did you hear that, fellas?
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This is a town.
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Yeah, it's the town of Mayberry
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and I'm Sheriff Taylor.
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Well, glad to know you, sheriff.
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Hey, what's on the flip side?
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"If lost, please
return to Wyatt Earp."
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Yeah, that was pretty good.
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How long was it you said
you's gonna be staying?
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I tell ya, if we don't get
some service soon...
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Well, here she comes now...
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The cannonball express.
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Ah, you gorgeous hunk
of feminine pulchritude
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how would you like to be
our new champagne lady?
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Say, are you fellas
really looking for talent?
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Because if you are...
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Don't tell me.
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You got somebody
right here in Mayberry.
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Yeah, we have.
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Jim Lindsay's his name.
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Sorry, Hiram.
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Got to go.
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Uh, hey, honey,
I'll tell you what.
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We'll make it easy on you.
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We'll all have today's special.
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Okay, fellas, if
one goes, we all go.
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You know something, fellas?
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You know, if they ever had
a beauty contest in this town
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nobody would win.
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You was awful nice to
that smart-alecky feller.
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He's one of them joke crackers.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, well, it's a good thing
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he didn't start in on me.
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I might have just
had to give him
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a butt in the choppers.
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Oh, now, Barney, you
know better than that.
263
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,074
Well, I'm a mean
man when I get riled.
264
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:09,011
Takes some a bit of doing but
you can bring out the bear in me.
265
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,835
Much as I dislike that fella
266
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,204
I still wish I could
get him to hear Jim.
267
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,773
Jim would make it if he
had a chance, you know.
268
00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,753
I reckon my temper'll
do me in one day.
269
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,744
Too bad they ain't
staying overnight.
270
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,813
Wait a minute.
271
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,113
Huh?
272
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,283
How come you reckon
273
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,820
we allow this
curious-looking outfit here
274
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,955
to park on our main street?
275
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,267
Well, I don't know.
276
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,102
Because we got a sign there
277
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,805
that says "parking one hour"?
278
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,829
Well, yeah, but the way I see it
279
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,297
that means parking
one hour for one car.
280
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,566
Yeah?
281
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,001
Well, now, it's plain
to see this outfit here
282
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,270
takes up as much
space as two cars.
283
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:47,772
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
284
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,674
Now, the way I see it
285
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,877
this here thing is only
entitled to a half a hour.
286
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:54,846
30 minutes for each end.
287
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:58,383
You know, you got a
fine head for a lawman?
288
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,951
Well...
289
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,420
Now, how long you
figure they've been here?
290
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,700
Well, it was about
1:30 when they come.
291
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,059
Well, in just a little bit,
they'll be violating the law.
292
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,728
Yeah. You gonna turn
me loose on them then?
293
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,307
It'll be your responsibility.
294
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,366
No, now we'll just go in quiet-
like and have a cup of coffee.
295
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,312
All right, but keep
an eye on me.
296
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,816
I'm dangerous
when I get worked up.
297
00:12:20,257 --> 00:12:21,606
Come on, tiger.
298
00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,012
Guilty as charged.
299
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,581
That'll be $20 or
24 hours in jail.
300
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,533
20 fish for a
crummy parking rap?!
301
00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:34,813
Well, we try to keep it
low for the first offense.
302
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,206
Yeah, and how much
of the 20 do you stick
303
00:12:38,241 --> 00:12:39,574
in your own kick?
304
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:42,376
Ohh, I wish you
hadn't of said that.
305
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:45,613
I mean, I don't mind
a insult personally
306
00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:49,700
but, why, you've offended
the dignity of my robes.
307
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:50,780
Now, let's see.
308
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,031
What is
309
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:55,173
our price for robe
dignity offending?
310
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,557
Why, that's $50.
311
00:12:56,593 --> 00:12:57,725
$50?!
312
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,060
Yeah, plus the 20.
313
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:00,473
That's 70 all together.
314
00:13:00,497 --> 00:13:01,896
Aw, come on, now!
315
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,767
Look, Sheriff, there's no reason
316
00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:08,335
to get hot under
the collar over this.
317
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,939
I mean, you've got your
job to do, and I've got mine.
318
00:13:10,974 --> 00:13:12,473
Now, uh... Oh, that reminds me.
319
00:13:12,508 --> 00:13:15,176
We're going to be
playing in the capitol
320
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,594
over the weekend.
321
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,647
Now, how would you
and your fine deputy here
322
00:13:19,683 --> 00:13:21,649
like to come and see us, huh?
323
00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:24,018
I'll see that you
have a big time.
324
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,521
Oh, you'll be my
guests, of course.
325
00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:29,657
Oh...
326
00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:33,227
Now, you have really done it.
327
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:35,496
What? What, what, what, what?!
328
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,028
Well, you just tried
to bribe me is all.
329
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,418
That's the worst
thing anybody can do.
330
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:44,255
I hate to tell you
what the fine is on that.
331
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,135
Never mind I don't
care what the fine is.
332
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,658
I'm not going to pay it.
333
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,810
Oh, you mean you'll
take the 24 hours?
334
00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,229
That's just what I mean.
335
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,231
No hick sheriff is
going to bleed me.
336
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,398
We'll all stay overnight.
337
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,111
Well, that's the
way it'll be then.
338
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,985
Deputy, lock up the
prisoners. Glad to!
339
00:13:58,020 --> 00:13:59,999
All right, let's move it along!
340
00:14:00,023 --> 00:14:01,934
Come on, on the double there!
341
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,636
Come on, let's look sharp!
342
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:04,759
Look, sharp!
343
00:14:04,794 --> 00:14:06,360
Come on, get in there.
344
00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:07,895
And suck in that gut!
345
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,446
Oh, don't worry about your bus.
346
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,749
It'll be fine right out
there on the street.
347
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,954
Prisoners all
locked up, Sheriff.
348
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,990
Want me to work 'em over?
349
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,391
You go get Jim Lindsay
350
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,471
and bring his guitar
along with him.
351
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,560
Yeah.
352
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:29,300
Kind of nice being part
of the show business.
353
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,158
Paw!
354
00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,926
I'm home from school, Paw.
355
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,263
Hi.
356
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:44,231
You seen my Paw?
357
00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:45,566
He's the sheriff.
358
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:48,014
You mean he's human
enough to have kids?
359
00:14:48,038 --> 00:14:49,203
Huh?
360
00:14:49,238 --> 00:14:50,249
Never mind.
361
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:51,517
He stepped out for a minute.
362
00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:52,740
Oh.
363
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,510
Paw musta rounded up a gang.
364
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:58,646
You look like from the city.
365
00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:00,131
Are you a criminal?
366
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,832
According to your Paw I am.
367
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:02,767
Paw's never wrong.
368
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,101
What crime did you do, criminal?
369
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,102
I didn't do anything.
370
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,638
Your old man framed
the whole thing...
371
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,273
The hick troublemaker.
372
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,243
Ow!
373
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:14,779
Ow, you...
374
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,748
What in the world's goin' on?
375
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,594
That kid's a little monster.
376
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,763
He called you a
hick troublemaker
377
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:21,864
so I kicked him.
378
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,354
Opie!
379
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,688
H-he didn't mean it.
380
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:25,857
I did, too!
381
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,792
Now, Opie, you hush that.
382
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,261
You gonna have
him not likin' us.
383
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,375
What do we want a
criminal to like us for?
384
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,698
Well, never mind.
385
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,712
You hurry up and go on home now.
386
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,016
Hurry up.
387
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,937
Sheriff, Sheriff...
388
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,438
Jim wouldn't come.
389
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,841
He says he ain't
going to play for a feller
390
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,377
that's settin' behind
bars and forced to listen.
391
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,924
Well, don't that beat
anything you ever heard of?
392
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,325
All right, if he won't
take advantage
393
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,061
of this one chance in a million
394
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,396
I reckon we'll just
have to do it for him.
395
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,431
Deputy Fife, I
hereby authorize you
396
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:59,190
to arrest Jim Lindsay
and his guitar with him.
397
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,191
Yes, sir. Okay.
398
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,659
What'll I arrest him for?
399
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,938
Disturbin' the peace.
400
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,073
Oh, yeah. Okay.
401
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,397
Supposing he ain't
disturbin' the peace?
402
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,077
Well, then, haul him
in for questioning.
403
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,066
Questioning. Yeah.
404
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,102
Yeah, questioning.
405
00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,775
What kind of questioning?
406
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,710
We'll figure out some.
407
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:20,745
Now, go on.
408
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,720
Here he is, Sheriff.
409
00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:31,588
He put up a fuss,
but I brought him.
410
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,835
Oh, fine work, Deputy.
411
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,193
Well, look, Andy, make
him put that gun away.
412
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,705
Now, he's liable
to hurt somebody.
413
00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:37,873
Oh, I don't see how he can.
414
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,408
'Tain't got no bullets in it.
415
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,397
It ain't?
416
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,077
Oh, well, that's different.
417
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,378
Now, now, wait a minute.
418
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:46,070
You was still brought
in by a officer of the law
419
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,071
for questioning.
420
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,072
Questioning?
421
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,073
Yeah.
422
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:50,407
Oh, that's silly...
423
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,843
Now, lookee here, boy
424
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,655
I-if you make one more move
425
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,458
I'm gonna have to
arrest you for resisting.
426
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:57,715
Andy, I believe...
427
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,716
You moved.
428
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,551
Lock him up, Deputy.
429
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,535
Come on, Jim.
430
00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:03,271
Oh, this is ridiculous.
431
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:06,340
Hey, Jim, I'd like
you to meet Mr. Fleet.
432
00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:07,508
Oh, yeah, I saw
433
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:09,744
his fancy wagon outside there.
434
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,189
Look, Sheriff, you hauled me in
435
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:12,591
just to bug me with this kid...
436
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,133
Well, you're wasting your
time, I'm not gonna listen.
437
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,518
Well, don't get your
fur to flyin', mister.
438
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:18,563
Because I got no intentions
439
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:20,432
of playin' to you
or anybody else.
440
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,751
That's great. I'm in no
mood for a hillbilly concert.
441
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,741
Hillbilly concert?
442
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,610
You wouldn't
appreciate good music...
443
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,989
Now, now, now, gentlemen...
444
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,379
Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet!
445
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,380
Just hold it down.
446
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,381
This is a jailhouse.
447
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,417
Let's show some respect.
448
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,787
Go ahead, Sheriff.
449
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,354
Thank you, Deputy.
450
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,635
Gentlemen, are you implyin'
451
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,761
that a man in my office
would stoop to trickery?
452
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,898
That cuts me...
453
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,365
deep.
454
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:52,102
Now, I arrested you on
a legal parking charge.
455
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,883
I arrested prisoner Lindsay here
456
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,451
on a legal resistin' charge.
457
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:56,619
You saw it yourself...
458
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,003
Ain't that right, Deputy?
459
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:59,027
Right as rain.
460
00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:00,795
Matter of fact, I'm
shocked anyone
461
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,930
would even think
that Sheriff Taylor here
462
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:05,232
would stoop so low
as to use his high office
463
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:07,802
for anything as sneaky
as gettin' you two in here
464
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,403
so's one could hear the other.
465
00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:10,604
I'm more than shocked.
466
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:11,772
I'm outraged.
467
00:18:11,808 --> 00:18:14,792
I appreciate them
loyal words, Deputy.
468
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,328
Well, I meant 'em, Sheriff.
469
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,631
What number are
you gonna play, Jim?
470
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,732
Ah-ha! I knew it.
471
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,634
Well, I'm not gonna
play for anybody.
472
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,237
Well, I reckon you
know your own mind, Jim
473
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,415
but it seems a shame
474
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,517
to let this fine
guitar go to waste.
475
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,685
What was that piece
476
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,420
you was playin' this morning?
477
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,522
Oh, he was in
rare form, Mr. Fleet.
478
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,512
Yeah, I'll bet.
479
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,613
Look here, Andy,
480
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,715
you're not gonna
trick me into playin'.
481
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,829
Because I said I wasn't
gonna play and I ain't.
482
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,819
Sherriff, now can we go?
483
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:42,820
Oh, come on, Sheriff, we got
484
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,155
an overnight jump to make.
485
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,156
Hush a minute.
486
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,869
Aww, look, he said
he wasn't gonna play...
487
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:47,970
Hush, hush a minute.
488
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,038
Jim, would you tune
this thing for me?
489
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,028
I ain't playin'.
490
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,008
Well, I don't
want you to play...
491
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,342
Just tune it so I can.
492
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,732
All right, I'll tune it
493
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,035
but from then on,
you're on your own.
494
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,070
Okay.
495
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,372
Aw, that's beautiful.
496
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,408
Beautiful.
497
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,242
Hey, Sheriff, you were right...
498
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,611
This kid is dynamite.
499
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,290
Hey, fellas, you listenin'?
500
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,432
Go on, kid, keep playin'.
501
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,566
Aw, naw, it can't be.
502
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:14,769
Is that a guitar or a
harp from heaven?
503
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:17,349
Go ahead, kid, keep lookin'
504
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,017
for what you're lookin' for.
505
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,340
Go on, keep lookin', kid.
506
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,341
You got it.
507
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,054
It's the key of
"s". He found it.
508
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,565
That's great.
509
00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:28,713
Well, now, Mr. Fleet
510
00:21:28,737 --> 00:21:30,282
that wasn't too bad, was it?
511
00:21:30,306 --> 00:21:32,873
Looked like you kinda
enjoyed yourself there.
512
00:21:32,909 --> 00:21:34,008
Yeah. Yeah!
513
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,376
You like him?
514
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,644
Well, let's put it this way, uh
515
00:21:37,679 --> 00:21:38,645
I dig him.
516
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,646
That's nice.
517
00:21:39,681 --> 00:21:41,982
Uh, tell me something, Mr. Fleet
518
00:21:42,018 --> 00:21:44,935
if-if you was lookin'
for a guitar player
519
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,965
and if Jim here
was available, uh
520
00:21:46,989 --> 00:21:48,288
would you hire him?
521
00:21:48,323 --> 00:21:51,302
Yeah. I could always
use a good guitarist.
522
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:52,726
That's too bad, Jim.
523
00:21:52,761 --> 00:21:56,230
If you was ready, look
like you would have a job.
524
00:21:56,265 --> 00:21:58,732
Uh, Mr. Fleet, uh,
if Jim was ready
525
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:01,196
and if you was to hire him
526
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,421
and if you was
ready to talk money...
527
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,457
Well, the money...
528
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,168
now, Jim... you're
interruptin' me
529
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,170
right in the
middle of my iffin'.
530
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,739
What I was gonna say is, uh,
531
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,641
how much you
reckon you'd pay him?
532
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,797
To start?
533
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,500
Oh, uh, 75, maybe
a hundred a week.
534
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,535
Oh, that's...
535
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,280
now there you've
insulted the boy.
536
00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:20,270
Huh?
537
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,271
Why, he can't work
538
00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:23,117
for little bitty
money like that.
539
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,253
Why he can make more
than that messing around here
540
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,589
playin' at church socials
and openings of feed stores.
541
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,145
What are you, Charlie...
542
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,647
A sheriff or an agent?
543
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,467
Oh, I'm just Jim's friend.
544
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:35,936
I reckon he'll
have to think on it
545
00:22:35,972 --> 00:22:37,738
and decide after that.
546
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,774
And in the meantime, though
547
00:22:39,809 --> 00:22:42,709
Uh, you don't call
him, he'll call you.
548
00:22:42,745 --> 00:22:43,911
Now, wait a minute.
549
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,647
Wait just a doggone
minute here, everybody.
550
00:22:46,682 --> 00:22:48,593
Now, you two've
been talkin' over me
551
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,130
like a Spavine horse
on an auction block.
552
00:22:51,154 --> 00:22:53,770
Now I'd like to say
something if you don't mind.
553
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:54,905
Look, Mr. Fleet
554
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,174
now, I don't rightly
care about the money
555
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,176
right at this moment
556
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,111
but the most important thing is
557
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:03,080
am I good enough for your band?
558
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,893
If I am, then you just say so
559
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,852
and then we'll talk about
the money afterwards.
560
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,031
Now, let's take
first things first.
561
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,806
Do I get that job with
your band or don't I?
562
00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:14,758
Yeah, kid. I said
I'd take you on.
563
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,147
Well, I'd be obliged to you.
564
00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:22,599
Okay, get your stuff and
be at the car in 15 minutes.
565
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,218
Yes, sir.
566
00:23:24,253 --> 00:23:26,019
Let's go, boys.
567
00:23:26,055 --> 00:23:28,055
So long, Sheriff.
568
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:30,357
Say hello to Tonto.
569
00:23:30,392 --> 00:23:31,358
All right.
570
00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:32,759
We'll see you, boys.
571
00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:34,639
It was real nice havin' you.
572
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,008
Come back when you can.
573
00:23:37,032 --> 00:23:38,365
Andy, I don't know...
574
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,846
I wouldn't waste much
time talkin' if I was you.
575
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:42,380
You ain't got but 15 minutes.
576
00:23:42,404 --> 00:23:44,216
You better get
your stuff together.
577
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,483
He said he was leavin'.
578
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,473
Yes, sir.
579
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,674
And I'm goin' with him.
580
00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:50,010
Hey, Jim, one thing
about this fella Fleet...
581
00:23:50,045 --> 00:23:51,711
Yeah?
582
00:23:51,747 --> 00:23:52,880
Uh, he digs you
583
00:23:52,915 --> 00:23:55,482
so you be nice and
dig him back, you hear?
584
00:24:08,497 --> 00:24:11,309
Yeah, I'm glad things worked
out the way they did, Mr. Fleet.
585
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,101
Yep. Who expected to find
a talented kid like him here?
586
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:16,870
Oh, we got a lot of talented
people here in Mayberry.
587
00:24:16,906 --> 00:24:19,506
Yeah, we got a harmonica
player folks think's pretty good.
588
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,618
How about that.
589
00:24:20,642 --> 00:24:22,453
Yeah. Would you
like to hear him?
590
00:24:22,477 --> 00:24:24,522
Oh, no, it might be
too much trouble.
591
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:25,979
Oh, no trouble at all.
592
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,401
Barney, I don't
think he digs you.
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