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Oh... Hey.
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Didn't see yo use there.
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I just thought... I'd
make a bit of breakfast.
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And you are?
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Oh, Jesus, sorry!
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I'm Alex. Alexander Lydon.
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Shiv's boyfriend.
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Shiv's what?
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Mmm.
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Tom, this is Alex.
Shiv's boyfriend.
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Shiv's what? It's Tom, yeah?
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Good to meet you.
He made breakfast.
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Mmm. These kippers...
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Tom, will you have
a kipper? No, no.
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I was just going to...
make myself a sandwich.
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For work.
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Looks great, though. Cheers.
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You should've woken me.
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You were snoring so sexily.
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You know. THEY CHUCKLE.
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Coffee? Thanks.
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Well, aren't you the dark horse?
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Yeah, Shiv, didn't know
you had a boyfriend.
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So, are you an artist, Alex?
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Me? No.
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Oh, thank God.
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Not that we don't love artists.
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ALEX CHUCKLES
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I was a chef for ten years,
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but now I'm more on the
business side of things.
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He owns three restaurants.
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Three restaurants?!
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Yeah. One of them
has a Michelin star.
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Fuck off! A Michelin?!
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Yeah. I mean, that's...
Jeez, seriously, that...
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What are you doing with Shiv?
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Don't know.
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Maybe I was blinded by her beauty,
charisma and incredible talent?
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Right. Yeah.
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Well, I wish I could stay,
but I'm meeting Billy.
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Tom, when do you think you're
gonna get the van back?
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Cos I need the car, and
it's been three weeks.
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Well, er, if you need it now,
sure I can leave it here.
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We're just packing boxes today.
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Yeah, but when will
you be getting the van?
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Er, better go. I'm
catching the bus.
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Oh, Jesus. These kippers
are almost sexual.
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DOOR CLOSES
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How are you... getting
on with the steps?
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Good, yeah.
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Billy's so supportive.
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I know the moral inventory
can be, er, emotional.
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If you need any... I
thought it was fine.
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You've done the moral
inventory? Uh-huh.
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Takes some people m-months.
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I think they make a bit of a song
and dance about all of this stuff.
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Billy says it's as
hard as you make it.
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Just shut up and get
on with it, you know.
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SHIV CHUCKLES
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Pathetic.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hey.
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SHANE: 'Hey, babe. You
all set for tonight?'
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Oh, what's tonight?
'Brittas, baby.
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'Massive session at
Whiteser's, remember?'
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Oh, erm... 'Right on the beach.
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'We got a keg, we've
got a bag of billies.
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'We're gonna party
till we puke. Ha-ha.'
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Shit, I forgot.
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I-I can't come to
Brittas this weekend.
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'Why?' Work, yeah.
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'It's a bank holiday, baby.'
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I know, but I'm trying
to make consultant, so...
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'Shit. Look, I'm
seriously horny, too.'
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Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
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'Could you send me a
snap of your tits?'
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A what? 'Or your pussy.
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'Last time you did that, it
was kind of blurry, so...'
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I'm outside a school, Shane!
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'Why?' Doesn't matter.
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Look, erm, could I
just call you later?
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I'm kind of in the
middle of something here.
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'Sure, babe, yeah. Er, think
about the tits snap...'
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PHONE RINGS
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'What?' Shiv's got a boyfriend.
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What?! 'Yeah.'
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He owns three restaurants,
he just cooked breakfast,
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and he's actually
kind of a ride.
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Yeah, big fucking ride.
How did this happen?
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Did you tell her about
the Michelin star?
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Oh, he's got a Michelin star.
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A Michelin s...
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Does he know she's an alcoholic?
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I think he's kind of into it.
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Ah, shit! Er, the
tram's here. I gotta go.
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'Later, dude. Later,
later, later.'
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Thanks for this
morning. With my family.
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You were... amazing.
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It was great to meet them.
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They seemed...
exactly like you said.
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THEY LAUGH Yeah.
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They... They can be a bit...
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Nah, they were fine.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Are they always so...?
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What? HE CHUCKLES.
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Like, just the way they talk
about your art and stuff.
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Ah, no. That's just...
It's just banter.
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You know, they slag you off
and say, "Get a real job",
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but they don't, like...
they don't, like, mean it.
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OK.
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I caused them a lot of
hassle in the past, so...
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So they appreciate how
much you've changed, then?
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And how brave that's been?
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Uh-huh. Yeah.
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No judgement. I don't even
speak to half my family.
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Is this a bit weird? Me
taking you to a graveyard?
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I thought this is
where Carl's...
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Yeah, but it suddenly feels
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like, I don't know, after
breakfast and all the, the.
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I don't wanna freak you out.
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Definitely not freaked out.
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OK? Yeah, OK.
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THEY LAUGH
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Come on.
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Wait, that's my dad. I
thought he'd left for a shift.
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Maybe we should give
him some space, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Actually, you go on. I'm
just... I'm gonna stay here.
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OK.
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Yeah, sorry, erm, I
can't make it in today.
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Feeling really rough
with that stomach thing.
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Yeah, I need to rest.
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Er, I'll check in
with you later.
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Yeah. Bye.
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Caroline? Brian.
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Handy you were in the area.
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I know, yeah. Really... handy.
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First time I've had a
date on my lunch break.
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Right. I've got 45 minutes.
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Oh, OK. Busy woman.
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So, tell me about you, Brian.
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What do you do,
what are your goals?
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Where do you see yourself
in five to ten years
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married, kids,
none of the above?
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Er, order first. Obviously.
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HE GRUNTS
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PHONE CHIMES
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Ah, f...!
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Bernie.
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Jack! Looking gorgeous.
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Mmm, you smell... musky.
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I haven't had a shower today.
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Haven't had a shower all week.
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Back to nature, Bernie. Huh?
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And who's this? Isn't she great?
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This is Stevie.
After Stevie Nicks?
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Could be, yeah. Could be.
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You know, I really
shouldn't be meeting you.
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Shiv said... I know.
I bumped into her.
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I just wanna talk
to her, Bernie. Mm.
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There's been a lot going on, and
she's one of my oldest mates.
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Yeah.
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And I'm a dad now.
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Think you could help me?
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No, there's been...
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Look, I-I've been working
for this company...
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No, look, I-I just... I just
want to be treated like...
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Hello? Hello?! Agh!
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WHISPERS: What the fuck?
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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Karen? It's Caroline. Yeah.
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Unreal. HE CHUCKLES
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Liam. Liam.
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Hey.
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So exciting, isn't it? Yeah.
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Being on a date.
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I love successful,
ambitious women.
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I'm happy to be supported
financially by a woman.
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I make little porcelain
animals for kids.
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Mainly pigs. Do you like pigs?
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It's not un-feminist to
suggest a girl should shave.
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I shave, I shave
every fucking day.
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I suppose I don't really
have, like... goal-goals.
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I love pigs.
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I'm like a dolphin
underneath this. OK.
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Caroline? Hi.
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Oh, wow, I know that look.
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SHE SIGHS
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How many have you done
today? How many... what?
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OK, I'll go first.
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SOFTLY: Six.
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Dates?! HE CHUCKLES.
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SHE SCOFFS
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Yeah. I like to get
them done in one big go.
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Saves a bit of time,
doesn't eat into my week.
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Right.
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Although, some days... HE SIGHS
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I've had eight double
espressos, two green teas
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and not a single ounce of
sexual chemistry today.
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Oh, tell me about it.
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Erm, Nick, graphic designer.
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Laid-back, but with
a sense of purpose.
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Caroline. Exhausted.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Erm... coffee?
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PHONE VIBRATES
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SHE SIGHS
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Just... Just a second.
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Shiv, I've got two minutes,
my date just got here.
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You're back dating again?
What happened to Shane?
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'Nothing.'
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But, I mean, you know, is he
100% the right guy for me?
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Maybe not. Could there
be someone better?
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Very possibly.
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Are our values in
any way aligned? No.
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I mean, these are big decisions.
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You don't just glom onto the
first guy who shows an interest.
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'By the way, I hear
you've a boyfriend?'
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Yeah, Alex.
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And he's... normal?
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I'm going to ignore that.
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Erm, look, I was just calling
in case you know of any reason
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why Dad's spent the last few hours
picking up piles of dog shit.
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Dogshit? W-Why isn't he at work?
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I don't know. Should
we be worried?
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About what?
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'Dad!' Brilliant.
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Can you call in 20 and
say he's in hospital?
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What?! Well, in case
this guy's a freak.
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If he's not, obviously,
I just won't pick up. OK.
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Caro...
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SHE SIGHS So, sorry about that.
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It was my... PA.
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So, Nick... coffee?
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Fuck it. Let's get wine.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Oh, my God...
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HE SOBS
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Hey!
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What the fuck, man?!
What are you doing?
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Ugh...
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Should we call the cops?
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No. No.
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Are you sure it wasn't
some kind of kinky thing?
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You know, rubber
gloves, sandwich bag...
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Whiff of flasher
off it, isn't there?
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He was crying, Karen.
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He's having a breakdown.
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Probably, yeah.
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But sure, who isn't?
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Anyway, the good news
is, you stayed out of it.
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That's recovery.
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Stay in your own business,
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clean up your own
side of the street.
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I mean, he's probably
already cleaned it, but...
258
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,216
KAREN CHUCKLES
259
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,176
So you don't think I should
say something to him?
260
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,696
Tell him what I... No! Not
unless he comes to you.
261
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,816
Besides, men his age
are very sensitive.
262
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,336
And they die.
263
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,336
They die? Mm.
264
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,016
Unless they have
a woman. Or a man.
265
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,696
Or a dog, you know,
something to keep living for.
266
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,296
I can't just let him die.
267
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,080
Yeah, but you can't control him
either, cos that's co-dependency.
268
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,216
So what am I supposed to do?
269
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,336
Hand it over, share
it with the group.
270
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,816
That's what we're here for.
271
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,640
Right, everyone, we're starting!
272
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,960
SOFTLY: Hiya,
Frankie. Good woman.
273
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,280
MAN: Shiv. Oh, hi.
274
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,456
Sorry, we're about to
have a meeting in here.
275
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,880
Yeah, I was hoping I could join.
276
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,600
Fine.
277
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,920
Christ.
278
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,536
So, Bernie.
279
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,776
You're wanting to release
some finance? Yeah.
280
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,920
I have all the paperwork here.
281
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,640
And the amount you're
looking for is...?
282
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,456
HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY
283
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:01,240
You and Tom must have big
plans up your sleeve. Yeah.
284
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:08,736
So, yeah, when the addict-y
voice in my head starts going off
285
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,400
and I start feeling all edgy
286
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,296
just have to keep
reminding myself,
287
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,296
a drink won't sort it.
288
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,696
A drink never sorts it.
289
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,096
Thanks, Mags. WOMAN:
Nice one, Mags.
290
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,776
Anyone else... Thanks.
291
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,816
Have something to share?
292
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,040
Something they want to
get off their chest?
293
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:32,976
SHE SCOFFS
294
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,416
Yeah.
295
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,320
Erm, I'll go.
296
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,176
Hi, I'm Jack.
297
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,256
You don't have to stand.
298
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,400
Oh.
299
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:50,176
I'm Jack, and, er, this
is my first meeting.
300
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,256
APPLAUSE MAN: Well done.
301
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,120
WOMAN: Yeah, well done.
302
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,576
Thanks.
303
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,056
Er... It's inspiring
listening to you guys.
304
00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,840
Your, your vulnerability...
305
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,496
I've had a bit of a time of
it these past few months...
306
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:10,256
Er, I suppose you might
call it a... a wake-up call?
307
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,416
MAN: Yeah. WOMAN: Mm, yeah.
308
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,816
Had to take a good
hard look at myself.
309
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:18,936
My... My behaviour, some of
the things that I've done
310
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,136
people I've hurt...
311
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,056
HE CHUCKLES
312
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,816
Hasn't been easy, but...
313
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,816
This group is for alcoholics.
314
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,776
Er... Yeah.
315
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,440
Did I not say that
at the start? No.
316
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,376
I'm... an alcoholic. Mm-hm.
317
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,856
He's not an alcoholic. OK.
318
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,256
I could be an alcoholic.
That's not how this works.
319
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:45,016
Can we stop the
cross-sharing, please?
320
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,416
This group is for
actual alcoholics.
321
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,736
Who are you to say who's
an actual alcoholic? Yeah!
322
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,576
You shouldn't be here!
323
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,736
You can't tell him not to be
here if he's got a drink problem.
324
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,656
I might have a drink
problem. WOMAN: Yeah.
325
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,336
He doesn't have a
fucking drink problem!
326
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,016
Right, you, out!
327
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,696
Me?! Now!
328
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,936
Come on.
329
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,696
Now look what you've done.
330
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,736
You made the babby
cry. WOMAN: Ah.
331
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,920
BABY CRIES
332
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,480
Er... Hold on a sec.
333
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,560
Max, my man! How you getting on?
334
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,216
Well, we'll get to the
quarter, look at the figures.
335
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,640
Probably have to make
some tough decisions.
336
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,216
Yeah. Yeah.
337
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,176
Yeah. Course.
338
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,360
Yeah.
339
00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,976
Well, I've had a shit day,
but my boss likes you.
340
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,096
Obviously.
341
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,960
How are you? Good.
342
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,856
I have some news. Hm?
343
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,496
My brother Peter got
that job in Spain. Mm.
344
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,936
He's moving out next month.
345
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,856
So you wanna rent it out?
346
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,320
So we'll have the
place to ourselves.
347
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,896
You want me to move in?
348
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:33,296
Things are getting pretty crowded at
your folks' place, don't you think?
349
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,976
So, would I pay rent or...?
We'll work something out.
350
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,176
What do you mean?
351
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,040
Don't worry about it. We'll...
We'll do mates' rates.
352
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,496
I-I don't need mates' rates.
353
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,056
Do you not think I
can pay my own way?
354
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:50,856
Well, no, but, you know, you've
been living at home, so...
355
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,016
I don't need you doing
me any favours, Max...
356
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,120
I'm not. I just...
357
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,696
What's wrong with you? I
thought you'd be happy.
358
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,016
I am, yeah.
359
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,976
I just need to think
about it, that's all.
360
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,680
Sure. Think about it.
361
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,376
Spreadsheet porn is a thing.
362
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,816
I... They arouse me. I
don't know what to say.
363
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,536
THEY CHUCKLE
364
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,296
Erm... One more
glass? Yeah, let me.
365
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,536
No, I'll get this one. No.
You got the bottle. It's fine.
366
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,656
OK. SHE GROANS
367
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,696
Are you OK?
368
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,096
Yeah, it's just, erm...
369
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,896
It's just this indigestion
thing that I get.
370
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,096
Do you need me to...? Oh!
371
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,040
Shit! CUTLERY CLATTERS.
372
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,576
What the fuck?!
373
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,816
You cannot behave like
that in a meeting.
374
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:08,216
He gate-crashed!
375
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,976
He has the right to be there.
376
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,856
How did he even know
which meeting I'd be in?
377
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,416
I don't know.
378
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,856
Shiv... For fuck's sake.
379
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,240
You might wanna
give her some space.
380
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,416
Shiv! What the hell do
you think you're doing?
381
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,336
I didn't know how else
to reach you. Oh, my God.
382
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,536
Can you just let me explain?!
383
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,256
I was an asshole, OK?!
384
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,656
I was a complete and
utter fucking asshole,
385
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,760
and I owe you an apology.
386
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,240
Kirsten and I broke up.
387
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,080
She kicked me out. Good!
388
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,376
She wants to take
Stevie to Berlin.
389
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,696
And I'm not gonna
let her do that,
390
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,816
cos she's, like
391
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,296
she's, like, the best thing
that's ever happened, and...
392
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,480
Isn't that right, Stevie?
393
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,960
And a kid needs her da, so...
394
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,320
It's just been a bit
of a shitty time.
395
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,696
I could use an old friend.
396
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,480
CAR HORN HONKS
397
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,160
I have to go.
398
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,656
I'm sorry you're having
a shit time, Jack.
399
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,816
But I can't help you.
400
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,560
We're not friends.
401
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,576
Hey! Ah, hi.
402
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,760
Are you OK? Yeah, yeah.
403
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,200
Who's that? No-one.
404
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,816
It's just, er, my ex.
405
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,456
Ah.
406
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,200
Can we go? Yeah.
407
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,800
Do you wanna take
my number? Thanks.
408
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,936
I have your scans.
409
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,376
Is the...? The guy who brought me
here, is he still outside, or...?
410
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,336
Didn't see anyone.
411
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,736
So, I've got some good news,
and I have some bad news.
412
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,376
Well, don't tell me I'm
dying, cos I'm on a timeline.
413
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,616
I know.
414
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,576
See here? Little cyst
on your right ovary.
415
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,696
It's likely benign, but with the
pain you've been experiencing,
416
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,216
it's just best we check it out.
417
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,496
A cyst? Yeah.
418
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,120
Very common in early pregnancy.
Won't affect the baby.
419
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,080
Baby? What are
you, 13, 14 weeks?
420
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:46,696
Don't worry, I
won't tell anyone.
421
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,600
I know what they're like around
here, fucking boys' club!
422
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,456
So, you're a bit dehydrated.
423
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,976
We're gonna keep you in overnight.
Do some more bloods in the morning.
424
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,960
Get some rest. You're
gonna to need it, Mama.
425
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,776
♪ How do we never see it coming?
426
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,976
♪ The game was up before I knew
427
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,816
♪ How do we never see it coming?
428
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:33,216
♪ Really all I saw was you
429
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,216
♪ I don't know what we're doing
430
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,256
♪ But I'm terrified to ask
431
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:44,616
♪ For fear that I might ruin it
432
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,656
♪ I wanna make it last
433
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,976
♪ The twin bed By
the white ledge... ♪
434
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,280
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