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So...
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What time's the party?
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Oh, they'll be started early.
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Hoping relatives
die off by nine.
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Free food? Fat chance.
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Vultures.
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I err, I texted Caroline.
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I'm not sure if she's
upset with me for...
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She understands.
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I could always pop in.
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My flight's not until...
No need, honestly.
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It's her engagement party.
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Ah, she'll be hammered.
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She won't even notice.
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Will you be okay here on those?
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I have Ant.
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And me.
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Main thing is you
look after yourself.
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You're happy in London.
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Right. I've a few
bits to do, so...
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I've put a little
bit into your account
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just till you're
back on your feet.
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I'll pay you back.
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Ah.
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I won't walk you out.
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[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
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She's better off.
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Absolutely. Totally.
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Much better off.
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Mmm.
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Can I make anyone a cup of tea?
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And where would you do that?
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Nowhere.
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You look good.
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I mean you always do,
you jammy bastard.
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Remember that time you went
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straight to Aunty
Ag's birthday party
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from an all-nighter and
all she could talk about
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was how handsome you looked?
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And she said I looked fat.
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I miss you.
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I miss you every day.
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No, sorry! It's way too nice.
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I'll swap you for,
oh, Saint Anthony,
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courtesy of Granny.
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She was a total piss
head, by the way!
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[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
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You're not allowed
to lie on graves.
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Why?
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[JAUNTY MUSIC]
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I'm not sure about this.
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Is it the font, or...?
No, about tonight.
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The sex thing.
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I thought you wanted to.
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I do want to. It's just it
can't be anyone we know.
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But we've invited
everyone we know.
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Rory, it's our first time!
It should be special!
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I know!
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We should never see them again!
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No.
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Okay.
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[JAUNTY MUSIC]
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Banner looks great.
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[DOOR BELL CHIMES]
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Ah. I just came to drop this.
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Hmm.
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Most women like flowers.
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Should I have brought flowers?
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What are you doing here?
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You're not answering my calls.
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I told you.
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I don't want a
serious relationship.
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I don't want a serious
relationship either!
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You said you were in love
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and you moved into my flat.
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Okay, that was a bit...
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But can we not just go
back to how it was before?
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You changed my life, Mina.
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You healed me.
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I am an acupuncturist.
It's what I do.
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But I don't want to have to
help people all of the time.
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Tom, you're a nice man.
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We have nice sex.
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But you have too much baggage.
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No, I don't!
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I mean, I did I think maybe.
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But, I mean, now...
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Sorry, carry on.
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It's too complicated.
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It doesn't have to be.
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It can be meaningless.
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It can just be
meaningless, casual sex.
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And you'd be happy with this?
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Yes.
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Are you sure? Absolutely.
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Can it mean a little bit?
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[JAUNTY MUSIC]
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Karen?
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Jesus! You frightened
the shite out of me!
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Are you trying the dresses on?
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I can't fucking sell them
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if I don't know what
they're like on.
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What is it like on?
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Does it make me arse look huge?
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I'm going back to London.
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I just came to say goodbye.
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What's in the bottle?
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Water.
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Oh. Can I have a swig?
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No.
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I fucking knew it.
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I knew it.
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Okay, look.
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There's a meeting in an hour.
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I'll change and we can...
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I'm not going to
a meeting drunk.
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I went to all my meetings drunk
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for the first two years.
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Just came to say goodbye.
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Do you think that's a good idea?
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Everyone else does.
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What about your recovery?
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I've been drinking all week.
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Glass of wine here, vodka there.
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Didn't binge. No
one even noticed.
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Ah, yeah. You just
have to manage it.
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Except you can't
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because you're a
fucking alcoholic!
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Maybe it was just a phase.
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Says the girl with the
gin in the water bottle.
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Vodka, actually.
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It's one day at
time for a reason.
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You fell off the wagon today.
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It's okay.
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You get back up and you
start again tomorrow.
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You don't get to wipe the slate
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and start again
whenever it suits.
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Some things you
don't get to do over.
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By the way, I didn't
do my moral inventory.
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Because it s bullshit!
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This is your mask, Shiv.
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This is how you face the
world because you're scared.
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It's not the real you.
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No of fence, Karen,
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you don't know the real me.
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You're a weirdo
that I met in a room
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full of weirdos.
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In real life we'd
never even be friends.
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And yes, that dress does
make your arse look huge.
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You look fucking ridiculous.
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[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
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I need a pen.
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What is that, a novel, or...?
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Moral inventory.
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Are you a high-functioning
alcoholic?
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I'm a low-functioning alcoholic.
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I'm a CEO.
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I wouldn't trust me with
the keys to a padlock,
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never mind a
multinational corporation,
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but, hey.
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I'm missing my sister's
engagement party.
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You can't miss your
sister s engagement party.
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It's family.
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My family don't like me.
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They don't get a choice.
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PLAYFUL MUSIC
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I'm going to that party.
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Yes, you are!
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I'm gonna be the best
fucking guest there!
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Yes, you fucking are! Yep.
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Yeah! Mm-hmm.
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Mmm. You go, girl.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. You go.
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I should probably
call my sponsor.
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She's much better off in London.
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Yeah.
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Rory, you want to
take things slow
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but you've brought me to
a room full of relatives.
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It's a free bar. Come on.
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Would you like a drink?
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You know, she was
drinking the whole time?
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No.
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I found gin bottle
stashed under the bed.
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Little ones.
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Like the ones that
I bought Mammy?
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- What?
- [GLASS CLINKING]
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If I could just have
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everyone's attention
for a moment.
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I just want to say a few words.
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When two young people
decide to tie the knot,
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it's always a happy occasion.
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What about her? She's pretty.
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That's my cousin Tara.
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It serves as a
reminder to us all
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that love and friendship
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and loyalty still
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do have a place in our world.
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What about the waiters?
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Or the waiter?
Look, he's a ride.
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Oh, he smiled at me.
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And I can't think of two
people more committed
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to one another than
Rory and Caroline.
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We'd be doing a threesome, yeah?
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So now...
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If you're comfortable with that.
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Yeah. Totally.
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If you could all please
raise your glasses
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to the happy couple to be.
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[ALL] To the happy
couple to be! (CHEERING)
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Will I ask him?
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I thought you were on a plane.
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Ah.
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Well, well.
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Look what the cat dragged
in on its way to London.
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Suppose you lost
another job, did you?
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No.
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But I did fuck my
boss's boyfriend.
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CHOKES ON DRINK
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Oh, close your
mouth, you old cow!
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So, you are drinking?
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Don't tell Mum, Aunty Rita.
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I'm in the bad books.
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Still no man, Shiv, no?
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Not really, Uncle Joe, no.
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Still an alcoholic?
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Nah.
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Where's Kirsten? Kristen?
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Inside.
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Do you wanna fuck?
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Have you been drinking?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Jesus, Shiv.
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Sober Shiv Sheridan was never
really gonna work, was it?
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Look, I'm sorry about last week.
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My head was all over the place.
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I miss you.
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And I was thinking that
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if you're going
back to London now
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if Kristen's here, maybe
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we could work something out,
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you know?
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Thought you had a
family to think about?
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I'm an artist, Shiv.
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I can't live some
conventional life.
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And neither can you.
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We're different.
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And the more
successful you become,
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you need people around
you who don't bullshit.
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You always tell me the truth.
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You want the truth?
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Always.
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I was in love with you.
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For years and years it was you.
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Because we have this thing.
It's big and it's messy.
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It's deep.
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I never understood why we
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couldn't just be in a
normal relationship,
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where you couldn't just
commit, and now I get it.
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I get it.
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It's because you're
a selfish prick,
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and a mediocre artist.
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Sorry, truth.
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Truth, ahem.
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Is that Shiv?
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Oh Jesus!
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Hello, hi! [LAUGHS]
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Hi. Can you all hear me?
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[ALL] Yes! [CHEERING]
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She's not gonna make a speech!
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I would like to make
a speech! [CHEERING]
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[KISSING SOUNDS]
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Oh, Shiv's making a speech.
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Shiv's here? Yeah,
and she is locked.
275
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,480
Oh, fuck! Mm-hmm.
276
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,936
There they are!
The happy couple!
277
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,336
[CROWD CHEERING]
278
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,016
They've been together
since school.
279
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,216
Now, I know, I know
what you're thinking
280
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,056
fucking boring. [LAUGHTER]
281
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,936
But you're wrong. They're
an amazing couple.
282
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,240
I mean, they can tell
each other anything,
283
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,576
you know, no matter how awkward
284
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:18,617
you know, no matter how
awkward or humiliating.
285
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:20,600
Or humiliating.
286
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,120
You know, Rory,
287
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400
I've so much respect for
what you've been through.
288
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,560
[APPLAUSE] Yeah, I have.
289
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,360
Does she seem drunk?
290
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,680
Tom! Do something!
291
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,360
What?
292
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,360
Mum and Dad! [AWWING
AND CHEERING]
293
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,656
They don't like
me making speeches
294
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,577
because they're worried
295
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,336
I'm going to do
something embarrassing.
296
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,400
So...
297
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,640
Let's get that out of the way.
298
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,000
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
299
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,640
Oh, my god.
300
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,840
[CHEERING] & ]WHOOPING]
301
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,200
Oh, my Jesus.
302
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,800
[SHIV:] Whoo!
303
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,640
See, I'm tired of bullshitting.
304
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,400
I'm an alcoholic and.
305
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,200
I'm drunk.
306
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:15,440
And this is my moral inventory
307
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:22,176
where you write down
all the shitty things
308
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,360
you've ever done and
then you tell someone
309
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,120
like a confession.
310
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:31,640
And then, then you recover, ha!
311
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,160
[LAUGHS] As if!
312
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,720
I mean, what does that
even mean, recovery, like?
313
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,640
Like how are you
supposed to recover,
314
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,280
you know,
315
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,640
from life?
316
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,576
How do you recover from
your husband telling you
317
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,016
after 40 years that
he's met a reflexologist
318
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,440
and he's in love with her?
319
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,016
Or how do you recover when your
320
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,800
girlfriend bones a consultant
321
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,080
and then proposes
to you out of guilt?
322
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760
What?
323
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,816
How do you recover
from being raped
324
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,120
or molested or,
325
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,920
or losing a kid?
326
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,480
I can't listen to this.
327
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,400
Or finding your brother,
328
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,800
who you love more than anything
329
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,000
in the whole world
330
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,360
dead?
331
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,976
Dead in his bed because
he didn't want to
332
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,880
be here one more day.
333
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,416
You know, I think,
given the circumstances
334
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,656
that we are all in,
335
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,640
is it any wonder we
reach for a drink?
336
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,280
Or a reflexologist, you know?
337
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,120
And then we just
keep on reaching,
338
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,240
keep on reaching and reaching
339
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,360
and I have destroyed my life.
340
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,440
My mother's angry with me.
341
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,896
She wants me to disappear,
342
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,976
go back to London, not
be her problem anymore.
343
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,200
I really don't blame her,
344
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,760
because I'd like
to disappear too.
345
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,056
I'd like to get
away from me too.
346
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,656
I'd really like to forget
347
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:30,136
every single disgusting thing
348
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,120
that's in that book that I did.
349
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,016
I did it, it makes
my skin crawl.
350
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,640
I really want to get
away from me too.
351
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,800
And that's why I drink.
352
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,880
But I was sober for six months.
353
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,856
I don't have a man
354
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,216
and I don't have
a job and I'm 35
355
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:03,936
and I slept with a
pregnant woman's boyfriend.
356
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,280
But I didn't reach for a drink
357
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,536
for a whole six months
358
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,800
and, well, that's
something, huh?
359
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,840
[SNIFFS] So, I just
wanted to say...
360
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,680
What was it I wanted to say?
361
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,680
Oh yeah, ha!
362
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,640
Happy anniversary! [CROWD GASPS]
363
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,160
Shiv.
364
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,760
Shiv, come on love. Come on.
365
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,400
Oh.
366
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,480
Cover her up.
367
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,280
Come on.
368
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,960
Too much for a first date?
369
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,280
Rory, you coming?
370
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,880
Is it true?
371
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,040
What Shiv said?
372
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,000
For god's sake,
Rory, she's hammered.
373
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,880
You wanted to sleep
with other people too.
374
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,040
Yeah, but I told you.
375
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,560
Rory.
376
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,720
Rory!
377
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,680
[VAN DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
378
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,760
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]
379
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,600
What the fuck?
380
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,280
Jesus, what a night.
381
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,160
Were we terrible parents?
382
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,880
We were parents, Bernie.
383
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,120
We did our best.
384
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,480
And Pam.
385
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,600
Pam! Jesus!
386
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,960
You were right.
387
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,800
I need a drink.
388
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,240
I need a fucking drink.
389
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,120
[GLASSES CLINK]
390
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,080
We'll wait here.
391
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,760
God, it's depressing, isn't it?
392
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,000
KAREN Howareyis?
393
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,960
Right, yis all know the drill.
394
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,656
We'll start with a reading,
395
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,000
open the floor for
shares, blah, blah, blah.
396
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,720
You going to take a seat?
397
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,160
I see we have some
old faces here today,
398
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,560
along with some newcomers.
399
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,160
First one's always the
hardest. So, well done.
400
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,560
Right, let's get this
show on the road.
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