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CAR PULLS UP, BRAKES SQUEAK
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KNOCK ON WINDOW
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WINDOW WINDS DOWN
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WHISPERS: What are you doing?
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WHISPERS: I can't go home.
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Why?
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There's cum on my dress.
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Rory's?
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No.
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CAR DOOR OPENS
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CAR DOOR CLOSES
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Tell me everything.
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Who was it?
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The silver fox?
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I knew it. I knew you
were gonna ride him.
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Oh.
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Was it not good?
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He didn't even get inside me.
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- What?
- He didn't even get it inside me!
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- So you didn't...
- No.
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- He just...
- Came all over my dress.
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He came all over your dress?
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He literally came all over my dress.
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That is literally all
I got out of the situation.
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I've had teenage fingerings
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at the Christian Brothers College disco
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that were more
sexually satisfying than that.
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You let guys finger you
at the CBC disco?
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Everyone let guys finger
them at the CBC disco.
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That was the whole point!
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It's not fair!
CAR HOOTS
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I got six A1s in the leaving certs.
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Literally the highest
score you can get.
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I got into the College of
Surgeons for Christ's sake,
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but I can't get a middle aged man
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to fuck me in a car park?
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I can't even have a simple affair.
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- Well...
- I just want to have sex!/
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CAR HOOTS - Okay, let's not keep
doing that.
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HOOTER BLARING
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Do you and Rory not have sex?
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- Of course we have sex.
- We're not Mormons!
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It's just been a while.
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How long's a while?
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Three months...
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Six months.
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- A year.
- A year?
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Why?
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Because he's been
training for a triathlon
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and it's a high endurance,
multidisciplinary sport
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and it makes him very, very tired.
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I thought you were training too.
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- I gave up!
- CRYING
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Oh, Caroline...
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No, stop!
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I don't want your pity.
I hate that.
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But I think it's really sad.
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You're a young woman
in the prime of your life.
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You should be having great sex.
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I know that!
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Don't you think I know that?
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I want to have great sex!
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I want to have great sex!
HOOTING
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Okay, we need to go inside now.
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- No.
- Yes. Yep, come on.
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CARO: I tried to cheat on
my lovely, loyal boyfriend.
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I'm a terrible person.
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You are not a terrible person.
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You're just unhappy
in your relationship.
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I'm not that unhappy.
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Most of the time I don't feel anything.
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WHISPERS: Oh, what if
Rory finds out?
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Would that be the worst thing?
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Yes!
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He's the only person in my life
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I can actually rely on.
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Caroline,
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do you want to end up like our parents?
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In a sad, sexless relationship
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made functional by weekly visits
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to an acupuncturist?
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Or do you want to
live life on your terms,
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with a man who knows you
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and appreciates you
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and who you can have great sex with...
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at least several times a week?
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- That feels like a lot.
- I do double shifts.
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This could be an opportunity.
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- For what?
- To tell Rory how you feel.
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Oh...
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Something important is missing
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in your relationship.
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If he doesn't want to fix that,
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maybe he's not the guy for you.
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You are not a terrible person.'
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I should have told you
about Jack and Kristen
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I've known she was pregnant for ages.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I guess I was seeing if
you'd really changed.
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It was shitty. I'm sorry.
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WHISPERS: I'm sorry too.
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KNOCKING ON DOOR
ANT: Shiv!
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Dad's leaving!
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- What?
- He's packing up his stuff!
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He's leaving mum.
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CARO: What the fuck, Ant?
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SHIV: Dad! What's going on!
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Jesus! You're all there!
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What's that on your...?
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- Nothing.
- Where are you going?
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Umm...
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Your mother and I have had a...
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a little talk
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and we think it's best
if I go away for a while.
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ANT: Away where?
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To Mina's.
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You were right, love,
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what you said at
the family meeting was right.
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About time we had a bit of honesty.
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ANT: But you have been honest.
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You're in an open marriage,
we all know, so...
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No, no...
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It's not really an open marriage
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if one of you's in love
with someone else...
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In love?
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Thought it was just a casual
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sex thing with Mina.
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- No, no.
- The sex was never the point.
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It's like Shiv said...
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Oh for god's sakes,
she's not the Dalai Lama!
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Look, Dad, this is what they
call a mid-life crisis.
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No, it's not a
mid-life crisis, Caroline,
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because I'm not in mid-life.
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Yous are.
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ALL: What?!
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I am in the last act of my life
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and if I don't start
telling the truth now
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when will I?
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So, I'm doing it.
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I'm owning it.
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I am in love with Mina.
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And it's like you were sayin'...
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Please, stop.
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I'm sorry.
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But it's the right thing,
for both of us.
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I'll come back for the
rest of me stuff.
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So wait, wait, wait...
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You're just leaving?
Just like that?
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I hope you'll come and
spend some time with us.
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You know, Mina really is
a wonderful woman.
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Oh, fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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- This is all your fault.
- CAR ENGINE STARTS
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Well, that family meeting
certainly stirred the pot.
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- Mum...
- Did you know Pam is missing?
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Pam, your neighbour?
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She's not answering texts,
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she's not answering emails.
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I've had some very strange
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encounters with her husband.
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What's just happened, Mum?
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He's replaced her,
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that's what's happened,
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with some redhead.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine!
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Is Pam okay?
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That's the question.
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BASHING SOUND
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Course it's not your fault!
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I'm the one who
called the family meeting.
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I'm the one who said to tell the truth.
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- Yeah.
- Hold it steady will ye?
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I need to get a proper swing at it.
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My parents have just split up.
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I know, love.
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It's disappointing for everyone
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when an open relationship
doesn't work out.
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But I don't see what
it's got to do with you.
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They're adults.
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You've about as much control over them
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as you do the old glug glug glug.
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Speaking of, how are you
feeling about tonight?
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Err, what's tonight?
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- The meeting!
- You're our speaker!
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What? I...
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Come on! You're supposed to
hold it steady!
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Karen, I can't do the talk tonight!
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I'm a mess.
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Those are always the funniest, haha!
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Please find someone else.
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I'll do it next time, I promise.
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You made a commitment!
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- Yeah, I know.
- Part of not behaving like an addict
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is honouring our commitments,
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instead of going on a three day bender,
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we stick to our word!
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- Yeah!
- Because believe it or not,
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there's people out there
in more pain than you.
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And hearing your story,
how you got sober
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how you stayed sober
despite having no job,
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no home, no meaningful relationship...
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will you hold the fucking thing steady!
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I'm going for Katie Taylor here.
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Okay.
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I'll do the talk!
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Ah, good girl!
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Cause it's a bitch to
find someone last minute.
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And put on a bit of lippy
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and run a brush
through your hair beforehand!
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We're alcoholics, not savages!
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Hideous.
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PHONE RINGS
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- ANT ON PHONE: Yo.
- Where's Mam?
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She's not picking up.
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ANT ON PHONE:
She went for a walk.
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By herself?
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ANT ON PHONE: Yeah.
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And you let her?
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What was I supposed to do?
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CARO ON PHONE:
For God's sake Ant!
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Her husband just left!
She's vulnerable!
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Wait, what are you saying?
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That she might do something to herself?
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CHATTING AND LAUGHTER
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ANT ON PHONE: Hello?
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Sorry, Ant, gotta go.
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Wait, what about Mam?
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Hey, Dan!
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Hey... Can I have a word?
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Yeah. Sure, Dr Sheridan.
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Did you get home okay?
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Yes. Yeah, I did, thanks.
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- You?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah...
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Well, no, I actually ended up
staying at my parents
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which turned into a...
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Doesn't matter.
Umm...
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I just wanted to say, about last night,
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because I don't want it
to be weird between us.
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- No, no.
- No, me neither.
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And what happened
really wasn't a big deal.
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- No.
- I mean, shit happens.
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People get excited in situations
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and I was excited.
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- Maybe too excited.
- Yeah.
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What?
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DAN: Mm-hmm.
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Well, I just meant
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you know, we don't have
to write it off as a total...
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We could even
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try again sometime...
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- Maybe?
- Umm...
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No.
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I don't think so.
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- No?
- But err...
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Thanks.
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BANGING AND CRASHING
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FRANTIC KNOCKING
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I'm at work, Ant.
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ANT: I found this in Dad's
stuff.
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It's Carl's death cert.
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He didn't die of some
mysterious heart thing.
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He committed suicide.
It's right there.
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You should put that back
where you found it.
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- Why?
- It'll upset people.
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They've been lying to us!
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There's Dad making me feel like
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I'm the fucking failure!
269
00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:37,060
Carl's the coward who killed himself.
270
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,315
You don't know what
you're talking about, okay?
271
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,740
Did you know about this?
272
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:43,735
My boss is looking at me.
273
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,005
Shiv, did you know?
274
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,200
- I found him, Ant.
- Of course I knew.
275
00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:50,155
Why didn't you tell me?
276
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,045
Because you were just a kid,
277
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,420
you didn't even know him!
278
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,645
You're supposed to be
the fucking honest one!
279
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:58,750
SHIV: Ant, wait!
280
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,440
Ant!
281
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,780
SHIV SIGHS
282
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,100
JACK: Hey.
283
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,165
What happened?
284
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:07,515
- Ant found Carl's death cert.
- He didn't know.
285
00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,710
Ah, shit.
286
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,935
You were supposed to answer the phones
287
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:15,795
while we meditate.
288
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,670
Err, she's got a family emergency.
289
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:19,665
Oh, is everything okay?
290
00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:20,665
JACK: Can she go early?
291
00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:22,255
- No.
- Honestly, there's no need.
292
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,185
Actually, you know what,
that would be great.
293
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,735
If you go now you could
open up for me tomorrow
294
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,660
and I can make it to pregnancy yoga!
295
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,000
Everybody wins.
296
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,200
Shiv!
297
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:36,770
Wait up!
298
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,540
Yo!
299
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,475
JACK: Where you going?
300
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,755
I've a meeting in a few hours.
301
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,020
A meeting?
302
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:44,205
Fuck that.
303
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:45,555
- Excuse me?
- You don't need to be
304
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:46,830
wallowing in this shit.
305
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,500
You need to blow it off.
306
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,320
Well, I...
307
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,595
I used to do that with whiskey
308
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,570
and it didn't work out so well, so...
309
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,730
Wait...
310
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,650
How about we do something together?
311
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,190
JACK: Huh?
312
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,360
DOOR OPENS
313
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,060
Oh, this place looks fancy.
314
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,780
JACK: Table for two please.
315
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:23,345
Have you a reservation?
316
00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:24,315
Oh, Arthur knows me.
317
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,650
Jack Corcoran.
He said stop in any time.
318
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,700
Call him if you want.
319
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:34,690
MAÎTRE D': Follow me please.
320
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,890
- May I take your coat?
- No, thank you.
321
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,880
HAPPY RESTAURANT CHATTER
322
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,525
So... Have you decided?
323
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,425
I think we'll have a bit of everything.
324
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,355
- Everything?
- Yeah.
325
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,465
The plates are pretty small
326
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:10,110
and we've pretty big
appetites, so yeah, why not.
327
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,465
And we'll have a jug of that
328
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,320
mint infused whatever that is too.
329
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,800
Of course.
330
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:22,305
- How much is this gonna cost?
- Don't worry about it.
331
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:23,515
I owe a lot of people money, Jack.
332
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,880
It's taken care of, okay?
333
00:18:26,950 --> 00:18:27,950
Here.
334
00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:30,010
What do you think of that?
335
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,750
Err...
336
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,630
bog standard restaurant art?
337
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,735
Guy who owns this place,
he's a big collector.
338
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,890
He's got some serious pieces.
339
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,940
I think it's pretentious.
340
00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:46,550
I hate shit like that.
341
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:48,450
Why, who's the artist?
342
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,780
Me.
343
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,670
What the...? Oh...
344
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:06,440
Shit.
345
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,240
Caroline!
346
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,450
Rory made me a barm brack.
347
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,325
- A what?
- He made it himself.
348
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,760
It's so fluffy!
349
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,125
I got your voice note.
350
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,715
Thought I'd pop over after work.
351
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,815
Everything is made better by
352
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,190
a barm brack, am I right?
353
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,390
So, you're okay then?
354
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,840
I was telling Rory about Pam.
355
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,980
I found her shoe!
356
00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,370
And he was saying it's amazing
357
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,200
the amount of men that
actually murder their wives.
358
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,485
The statistics are shocking.
359
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:46,590
BERNIE: Well...
360
00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:49,945
the indignity of being left
for an older woman aside,
361
00:19:50,070 --> 00:19:51,620
I've been spared that at least.
362
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,930
Have some cake, love.
363
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,500
It's delicious.
364
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,420
So, she's acting fully mental, right?
365
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,520
It's just the shock.
366
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,670
It's understandable.
367
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,920
Thanks for coming over today.
368
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,750
I couldn't leave Bernie
by herself after that.
369
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,340
Jesus.
370
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,030
I can't believe old Tom just left.
371
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,690
After everything they've been through.
372
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:31,225
I know.
373
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,100
Where's the fecking loyalty, like?
374
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,855
They've been together forty years,
375
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,335
you don't just turn
around one day and...
376
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:39,440
Rory?
377
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:41,260
Yeah?
378
00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,050
Will you marry me?
379
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,720
Please.
380
00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,770
CARO: Mum!
KNOCKING ON WINDOW
381
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,270
Have we any champagne?
382
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:00,970
Champagne?
383
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:02,380
He said yes!
384
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,980
Who?
385
00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:05,660
PARTY MUSIC
386
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,030
Oh, fuck off.
387
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,585
- I am so sorry.
- Will you stop apologising?
388
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:26,385
- I didn't mean to say it was...
- Shit?
389
00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:27,485
Yeah you did.
390
00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:28,665
And you're right,
391
00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:31,440
because I haven't made
a decent piece of art in years.
392
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:35,860
Well I'm sure that's not true.
393
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:38,310
I'm just so fucking bored, Shiv.
394
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:42,845
I used to do things, go places.
395
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,490
I used to take risks.
396
00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,420
And now I...
397
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:49,150
I've nothing to say.
398
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:54,160
Fatherhood's kind of risky.
399
00:21:55,850 --> 00:21:56,625
What? It is!
400
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,550
It's not like it was planned, okay?
401
00:21:58,890 --> 00:21:59,890
At least not by me.
402
00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:02,490
Oh.
403
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,100
Don't you miss the old days, huh?
404
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,720
All that mad shit we used to get up to?
405
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,170
We were fucking crazy.
406
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,380
- We were kids.
- No, no.
407
00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:15,070
We just had balls back then.
408
00:22:15,590 --> 00:22:16,690
MAÎTRE D': Burrata.
409
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:18,420
Made in West Cork.
410
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,360
Served with a grilled nectarine coulis
411
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,360
and a basil reduction.
412
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,620
Enjoy.
413
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,410
Listen, I err...
414
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,860
I appreciate what
you've done for me today,
415
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,480
distracting me and
treating me to dinner.
416
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,450
I'm not paying for dinner.
417
00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:50,950
What?
418
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,605
But you said...
419
00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:54,460
That's about 300 quid there.
420
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,815
I can't afford 300 quid.
421
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:57,040
I mean I can, but...
422
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:58,970
where's the fun in that?
423
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,090
Huh? LAUGHS
424
00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:07,415
- No, no.
No fucking way, Jack.
425
00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:09,990
What? We used to do it
all the time in college.
426
00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:13,890
- Doing a runner in here!
- We could get arrested!
427
00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:18,550
Do you have a choice?
428
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:20,840
Hmm?
429
00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,520
Fuck you, Jack!
430
00:23:25,730 --> 00:23:26,505
Nice...
431
00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:27,730
Create a diversion...
432
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,715
We need to make it bigger.
433
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:34,755
Bigger?
434
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,430
How fucking dare you!
435
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,925
Okay, it is one thing
436
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,540
sleeping with my sister,
437
00:23:41,510 --> 00:23:42,610
but my brother!
438
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,000
GASPING
439
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:48,115
- Madam! Madam!
- Pick a fucking team!
440
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,625
- Wait!
- You saw what she just did?
441
00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:51,015
I mean, she's a fucking nut job!
442
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,875
- MAÎTRE D': Wait!
- Run, Shiv, run!
443
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,115
SCREAMING
MAÎTRE D': Wait!
444
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,590
LAUGHING AND WHOOPING
445
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,955
But they know who you are!
446
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,680
Ah, let úem come find me then!
447
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,670
You're a fucking lunatic!
448
00:24:27,070 --> 00:24:28,900
PASSIONATE KISSING
449
00:24:33,870 --> 00:24:34,745
Nice studio.
450
00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:36,870
Thanks. It's expensive.
451
00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:07,550
Do you want to get that?
452
00:25:08,250 --> 00:25:09,800
- No.
- It'll just be my family.
453
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,330
They ruin everything.
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