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{n8}A novel by Emma...
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Mm...
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{n8}T. Wilde.
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"DCI Penny...
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Something
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had seen some murder scenes in her time,
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but never one as...
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...as this."
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"'Who moved the body?'
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she said."
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"Snapped."
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"Demanded."
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"Entreated."
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"Screamed"?
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"She said."
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Nice cup of tea for the lady?
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No, thanks.
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Or eggy bread?
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Can I do you some eggy bread,
my wee midgie?
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- No. Not for me. Thanks.
- No?
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Now, who is Emma T. Wilde?
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- Why's she using a word processor?
- Don't read over my shoulder, Ian.
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So very sorry.
Thought you might need a reader.
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It doesn't deserve a reader. It's crap.
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Uh, it's not crap. Nothing you do is crap.
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Hmm?
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- Why don't you go back to the play?
- 'Cause that too is crap.
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Oh shit!
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Oh God.
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I'm going out tonight.
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- I'm gonna stink.
- Hot, hot, hot!
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- You cannot eat that. It's burned.
- You say burned. I say crispy.
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Let's call the whole thing off.
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Really wish you wouldn't fry that
when I'm about to go out.
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- I've gotta wash my hair again now.
- No, you don't.
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Come here.
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- That's my favorite smell.
- Yeah. Bacon.
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Sorry.
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Mm. Whitehead-Morley residence.
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Hello, Leeds.
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We did lift up the carpet, yeah.
No, there was no hardwood floor.
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It was just damp chipboard
and old newspapers, which was a shame.
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Yeah. Yeah,
but at least we are homeowners.
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- It's ours.
- Ian, have you seen my razor?
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Things aren't that bad, are they?
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Just on the phone to your mom and dad.
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- Tell them I'll call back tomorrow.
- It's fine. They called to speak to me.
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She's good, yeah.
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I do have a gig tonight.
Yeah. Open mic, yeah.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Emma's... She's writing. Tap, tap, tap.
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Oh yeah. It's all happening. Yeah.
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Mm. Mm.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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{n8}Next week, llamas who can hum,
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and baby monkeys
who are being reunited with their mom.
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{n8} Aww!
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{n8}Cannot wait for that.
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{n8}Hope to see you here
at seven o'clock, BBC One, next week.
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Good night.
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Hey.
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- No, thank you.
- Sure.
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Cheers.
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Hey.
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- Babe, did you see it?
- No, sorry. I'm in town.
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All right, Dex?
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- How'd it go?
- Yeah, it was great.
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Nine million last week
up against the football.
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Hopefully, this week we'll get more.
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What time are you back?
There's a party later.
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Dex, what are you like?
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- Well, it's all part of the job.
- Is it?
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- Of course it is.
- Thanks.
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- Aren't you filming tomorrow?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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But not till four.
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I'm knackered. I'm gonna have a night in.
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Gotta go. Love you.
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Excuse me.
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- Are you television's Dexter Mayhew?
- The very same.
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Oh God, it's so nice to be out.
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And it's been so long.
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- Well, not that long.
- Eh.
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- You look lovely.
- Ugh. No, I don't.
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- Cool shoes.
- Saxone.
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- £12.99.
- Mm.
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One day, I'm gonna give you a compliment,
and you won't reply with the price.
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No. Never.
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Come on.
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Ah, of course you've succumbed.
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- To what?
- You've got a mobile.
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All right, you've got a choice.
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Either you can phone me.
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Actually me, personally.
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Or you can phone a building,
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in which I might just happen
to be in at the time.
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The building.
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- And what if I don't pick up?
- God forbid you should miss a call.
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- I give you six months before you cave.
- Never.
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- That sounds like a bet.
- Okay, a bet.
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If I ever get a mobile phone,
you can buy me dinner.
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What, again?
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- Rude.
- Come on. You're gonna like this place.
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- Hiya. The usual?
- Yeah.
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PizzaExpress would've been fine.
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Amazing, eh?
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It looks like a cruise ship.
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So nautical. Nautical but nice.
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What time do we hit
the iceberg?
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- Ian joining us tonight?
- What?
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You sound like Ian.
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"Nautical but nice."
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Dexter!
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What?
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Love Ian.
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- Top bloke, Ian.
- Mm.
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- You should hear what he says about you.
- Come on. Let's get a drink.
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Get your rocks off
Get your rocks off, honey... ♪
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- What do you want, Em?
- Oh. Just a G&T, please.
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Oh God, no. You're not in the pub now.
Have a proper drink.
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- Yes, sir?
- Two martinis. Bombay Sapphire.
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- Very dry, with a twist.
- Prego.
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Trust me. Best martinis in London.
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Look. Look.
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The trick is to get everything
really cold at the start.
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Ice water in the glass.
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Gin in the freezer.
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And how do you know all this?
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My mom taught me when I was, like, nine.
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Oh.
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Well, then.
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To Alison.
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- That was nice. What was that for?
- I'm happy to see you.
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Mm.
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Oh God.
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I've never had one of these before.
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It's like getting punched
in the face by a drink.
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Instant drunkenness,
which is exactly what I need.
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Oh?
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- Oh God. I don't even know where to start.
- Don't start yet.
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I'm just off to the loo.
They're incredible here.
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The best in London.
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♪ Get your rocks off, honey ♪
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♪ Shake it now, now ♪
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♪ Get 'em off downtown... ♪
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- Cigarettes?
- Huh? Oh. Um...
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- Would you like anything?
- Oh. No, I'm sorry. I don't smoke.
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Thanks.
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Hello, you.
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Cigarettes, sir?
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- I'll have 20 reds, please.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you. Keep the change.
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Cigarette girl.
They're famous for it here.
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Mm. Come on. Let's go to our table.
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- ♪ Get your rocks off ♪
- Mm.
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It's modern British.
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I'm gonna have the oysters.
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- They're natives, I think.
- Ah. Are they friendly?
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- What?
- The natives. Are they friendly?
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- Ian's back.
- Dexter.
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How is Mr. Ha Ha?
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It's a genuine question.
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Yeah. He's good.
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He's, um, got a gig tonight.
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And the flat's coming along.
We're on the ladder and all that.
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My parents are delighted. They love Ian.
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I think my mom
might actually be in love with him.
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- How come I've never met your mom?
- Why would you?
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They've never visited me in London.
Not once. Well, till now.
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Now that I've got a boyfriend
and my own home, it's like, "Ah."
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"Now you make sense to us."
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Mm.
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My mom sends Ian packages.
My dad rings him for a chat.
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We're going on a four-day
walking holiday in the Dales in September.
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It's quite, um, intense.
Bit of a runaway train.
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- What can I get you?
- Uh...
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Twelve of the native oysters, please.
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They're sweeter than rock oysters,
and they're more delicate.
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I'll have the onglet,
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and one more dry martini. And...
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Oh, um...
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Uh, yeah. Just the cod
and chips is fine, thanks.
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You're very knowledgeable all of a sudden.
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- Meaning?
- You seem to know a lot about food.
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I love food and wine.
I eat out most days now.
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As a matter of fact,
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I've been asked if I want to review
for one of the Sundays.
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Wow. Really? You're reviewing restaurants?
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Uh, cocktail bars.
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They've given me
a weekly column called "Barfly."
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It's, uh, sort of a man-about-town
kind of thing.
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And you'd write it yourself?
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Of course I'd write it myself.
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Who else would write it?
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Hmm. Red or white?
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I think we should start with
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a nice biscuity Muscadet,
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and then a Margaux.
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Uh, how's Callum?
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Do you see much of him, or...
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No. No, not really.
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Uh, why force it? You know.
We have nothing in common.
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I think it's important not to be
too sentimental about these things.
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I just love the vibe in this place.
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I mean, it's... it's... it's smart.
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But a bit theatrical.
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- It's fun.
- Is she having fun, do you think?
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I don't know, Em.
Are the waiters?
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The barman?
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It's a job. It's the same.
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It's not quite the same.
She's the only one showing her ass.
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Well, what can I say? Maybe her woolly
black tights are in the wash.
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Maybe she's enjoying it.
Maybe she feels sexy in that outfit.
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- That's feminism, isn't it?
- First wave or second?
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Can we just not tonight?
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- I'd quite like to have a nice time.
- Yeah. So would I.
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Great.
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Well, Tilly's good.
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Yeah. She's lusting after this guy
from Nottingham called Graham.
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- Acid House Graham, we call him...
- Back soon.
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Same again, please.
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More? Already?
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What can I say?
I'm like one of those beagles.
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Just can't stop myself.
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Thank you.
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Just out of interest,
what time do you finish today?
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Do you two know each other?
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Oh. No, no, no, no.
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I just had to stock up.
There's a party later.
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Mm.
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My mate, Oliver.
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- I've told you about him. He's a baronet.
- Oh, and?
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What do you mean?
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What's that got to do with anything?
Why mention it?
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Uh, to identify him.
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I know about nine people
called Oliver. Lemon?
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No, thanks.
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So where's the party?
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Holland Park.
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Massive great house.
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Everyone from my show's
gonna be there. Bands, actors.
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- You're, um... You're welcome to come.
- Mm. Sounds like it.
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No, of course you are. It's just...
You won't know anyone, that's all.
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I'll know you.
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Having fun?
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Hi.
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- And Suki.
- Yeah.
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Suki's doing really well, isn't she?
Her new show is massive.
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Yeah, we both are.
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You know, I prefer doing
the late-night stuff.
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More edgy.
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How's it going?
253
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- Everyone wants a piece. It's mad.
- I meant with the two of you.
254
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,880
Yeah, she's great.
255
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:56,840
She gets it.
256
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,760
Gets what?
257
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,400
Being on telly.
258
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,960
She... She... She understands.
259
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,920
Well, that's romantic.
260
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,320
So this party, it's... You know.
261
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,560
Uh...
262
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,720
- I'm just worried about you getting home.
- It's okay, Dex. I get it.
263
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,640
No. No, I want you to come.
Of course I do.
264
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,120
Let's play it by ear, yeah?
265
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,480
- Yeah, okay.
- Just a sec.
266
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,960
♪ I'm so tired ♪
267
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,680
♪ Of playing ♪
268
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,080
♪ Playing with this bow and arrow ♪
269
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,480
♪ Gonna give my heart away ♪
270
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:49,720
♪ Leave it to the other girls to play ♪
271
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,920
♪ For I've been a temptress too long ♪
272
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,600
Love the show, Dex.
273
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,160
Thank you.
274
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:04,560
♪ Give me a reason to love you ♪
275
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,040
♪ Give me a reason... ♪
276
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,360
Got a tutorial?
277
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,440
- How's your steak?
- Sensational.
278
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,920
Yeah. Really rare.
279
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,280
- How's the fish?
- Cold.
280
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,800
It's opaque. That's how fish is supposed
to be cooked. So it turns opaque.
281
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,560
Dexter, it's opaque
because it's been deep-frozen.
282
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,120
It hasn't been fully defrosted.
283
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,960
Is it?
284
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,720
Are you...
285
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:56,280
I'm not paying for fucking Birds Eye
fucking frozen fish. Hey!
286
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,680
Can you take this off the bill?
It's not cooked. And we'll see the menu.
287
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,240
- I'm fine.
- It's not fine.
288
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,216
- You need a main course.
- I'm really not hungry.
289
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,560
Can you just get something?
They're not gonna understand if you don't.
290
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,000
A green salad, please.
291
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,760
This is going well.
292
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
What?
293
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,560
What have I done? Hmm.
294
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,880
What have I done now?
295
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:46,560
Can we just... Can we just go back
to what we were talking about before?
296
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,560
Ian, your mom.
297
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,640
Let's not.
298
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:53,240
Fine. Then tell me something new.
299
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,440
Uh, your writing. How's the play?
300
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,960
- It's a novel.
- A novel?
301
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,560
Last time I saw you,
you were writing a play.
302
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,960
Yeah, but it wasn't working,
so I moved on.
303
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,640
Okay.
304
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,560
- Meaning?
- It's just...
305
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,560
- Never mind.
- No, come on. What?
306
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,240
What's the point starting things
if you're never gonna finish them?
307
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,200
I mean, seriously, Em. Huh?
308
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:28,000
Have you finished anything since, what?
The year after we left Edinburgh?
309
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,200
I've got this friend, okay?
She's a screenwriter.
310
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,080
She's super successful.
She says if you're talking about writing,
311
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,560
then you're not writing.
Either you're writing or you're not.
312
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,880
- Do it or don't do it.
- Wow.
313
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,800
Thanks, Dexter, for that valuable tip.
314
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,800
The thing is, maybe your friend
doesn't also work full-time,
315
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,320
so she may not understand
it's not quite as simple as that.
316
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,000
Is that the issue?
317
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,400
Come on, Em. That's not the issue.
318
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,800
- But you don't wanna hear it.
- Hear what?
319
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,120
Look, it's your life.
320
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,920
Okay? But if you ever wanna
get out of teaching...
321
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,400
- Why would I want to get out?
- You're shouting.
322
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,960
- I'm a bloody good teacher.
- Yep. No doubt.
323
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,360
You know what they say
about teaching, right?
324
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,880
No, Dex.
325
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,760
I'm not familiar. What do they say?
326
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,480
Those who can, do.
327
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,800
Those who can't...
328
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,080
- Say, "Fuck yourself, Dexter!"
- Jesus Christ!
329
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:46,720
Shit!
330
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,480
- No more martinis for you.
- Get off me.
331
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,800
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
332
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,840
Emma! Emma, come on.
333
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:28,400
- Come on. Come on.
- The night's over, Dexter. I'm going home.
334
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,520
Whatever it is I've done, I'm sorry.
Whatever you are angry about...
335
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,600
- You don't know?
- No, I don't know!
336
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,560
I don't know. So can you please just...
just chill the fuck out?
337
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,520
We can go somewhere and calm down.
We're both a bit pissed.
338
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,080
No, you're pissed.
339
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,160
You're always drunk or off your face
on something every single time I see you.
340
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,600
Do you realize I haven't seen you sober
for about three years?
341
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,760
I don't remember what you're like sober.
342
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,600
And running to the loo every ten minutes.
I don't know if it's dysentery or coke,
343
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,640
but either way, it's fucking rude.
And most of all, it's boring.
344
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,280
Even if you are there, it's in body only.
345
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,400
The whole time you're looking
over my shoulder for a better option.
346
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,160
- Not true.
- "This one's a baronet."
347
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,600
"This one's got a bloody great house."
It's such bollocks, Dexter.
348
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,040
Okay, you're a TV presenter.
349
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:15,800
You've not invented penicillin,
broken a deadlock on the security council.
350
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,160
It's TV, and it's crap TV at that.
Well, sod it. I've had enough.
351
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,280
Look, can we go somewhere
and talk about this?
352
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,640
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Stop. It's me!
353
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,880
It's me. Please, just come here.
354
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,320
Why are you being like this, Dexter?
355
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,560
- I'm just being myself.
- No, you're not.
356
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,480
I know what you're like. This isn't you.
357
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,120
You're horrible like this, Dexter.
You're obnoxious.
358
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,560
You always were a bit obnoxious,
every now and then.
359
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,920
A bit full of yourself.
But you were funny too,
360
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,200
and kind sometimes, and interested
in people other than yourself.
361
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,040
- I'm just having fun.
- I know.
362
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:14,040
I know you've been through a lot
in the last few years with your mom.
363
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,720
I've tried to understand that.
Really, I have, but
364
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,920
you're just not the person I used to know.
365
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,920
We're not friends anymore, Dex.
We're just not.
366
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,480
- You're always canceling and postponing.
- Or you are.
367
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,280
But tonight, there was stuff
I needed to talk to you about.
368
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,920
About Ian and me.
369
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,760
But I can't talk to you anymore,
and if I can't,
370
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,840
then what's the point of this?
371
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,400
Maybe it's just done.
372
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,760
- What's done?
- Us.
373
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,240
The friendship.
374
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,800
You said it yourself. There's no point
getting sentimental about it.
375
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,080
- Move on. One in, one out.
- Oh, I wasn't talking about us.
376
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,080
I mean, we're Dex and Em. Aren't we?
377
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,360
No. You used to make me
feel good about myself.
378
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,520
But now you make me feel like shit.
379
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,680
Like I'm not cool enough
or interesting enough or ambitious enough.
380
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,240
- I don't think that.
- Well, good. 'Cause it's bollocks.
381
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,040
I am cool and interesting and ambitious.
382
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:20,640
In fact, I'm fucking great,
and you used to think so too.
383
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,760
If you don't, fine. I'm not up
for being treated like an obligation.
384
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:27,520
Like a chore. Like you always want to be
somewhere else with someone else.
385
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,440
Sometimes I just get a bit carried away,
all right?
386
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:37,680
If you weren't so judgmental all the time.
387
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,760
- Am I?
- Yeah.
388
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,280
Well, I...
389
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:43,120
I... I don't think I am.
Well, I... I try not to be.
390
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,800
Yeah. Well, you are.
391
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,480
And patronizing.
392
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,800
And... censorious.
393
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,080
- Censorious?
- You're doing it again!
394
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,240
What am I doing?
395
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,000
"Censorious?" Like,
"How could he know that word?"
396
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,120
Because I'm so thick.
397
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,680
Such a lunk.
398
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,520
So beneath you.
399
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,960
"How could he ever possibly
write his own column?"
400
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,280
"I'm Emma Morley. I got a first."
401
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:17,520
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- So fucking what, Em?
402
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,040
'Cause here in the real world,
I'm actually doing really well.
403
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,760
And all you ever do is mock it.
404
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,360
But, you know,
405
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,400
envy is the tax you pay on success
and all that.
406
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,080
Wow.
407
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,760
Is that really what you think
is going on here?
408
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,680
- Fuck this.
- No. I...
409
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,160
Listen. I remember when we were 22,
and you said,
410
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,320
"What do you wanna be when you're 40?"
And I said, "Rich and famous,"
411
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,920
and you took the piss.
412
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,600
Fine.
413
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,120
But I did it.
414
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,520
I actually did what I said I was gonna do.
415
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,600
I may not be 40 yet, but I made it happen.
416
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,560
And you?
417
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,080
What?
418
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,080
You haven't, Em.
419
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,200
I don't know what you said
you wanted from this world,
420
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,240
but I'm sure this wasn't it.
421
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:34,760
"This"?
422
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,840
Throwing your lot in with someone
who adores you, who you don't love.
423
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,440
Am I wrong?
424
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,800
Bye, Dex.
425
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,480
Emma.
426
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,760
I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.
427
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,840
Emma!
428
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,880
Ah, shit.
429
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,600
Yes, he was telling the truth.
But only part of it.
430
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,840
His master is indeed,
as you rightly said, a monster.
431
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,440
- He's also a vampire.
- Hmm. You're back early.
432
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,080
How was Terry Wogan?
433
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,560
Awful.
434
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,760
Why? What happened?
435
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,960
I don't wanna talk about it.
436
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,600
How was the gig?
437
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,160
Mm-hmm.
438
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,720
- Did you do the cats and dogs thing?
- Yep.
439
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,760
Was there heckling?
440
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,120
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Mm.
441
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840
Maybe it's not your best material.
442
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,080
- A bit of booing, actually, tonight.
- Booing?
443
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160
Oh.
444
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,680
- That's just part of it, though, isn't it?
- Mm.
445
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,280
Suppose so.
446
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,600
I suppose sometimes I just worry.
447
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,200
What?
448
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,600
That I might not be very funny.
449
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,240
Ian.
450
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,840
Oui?
451
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,880
You are a very, very funny man.
452
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Thanks, Em.
453
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:43,120
♪ Mmm, there's a song playing ♪
454
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,600
♪ On the radio ♪
455
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:54,680
♪ Sky high in the airwaves ♪
456
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,080
♪ On the morning show ♪
457
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:06,360
♪ And there's a lifeline slippin' ♪
458
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,000
♪ As the record plays ♪
459
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,120
♪ As I open the blinds ♪
460
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,800
♪ In my mind, I'm believing ♪
461
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,920
♪ That you could stay ♪
462
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,200
♪ And oh, if you stay ♪
463
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:33,360
♪ Well, I'll chase
The rain-blown fears away ♪
464
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,400
♪ We'll shine like the morning ♪
465
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:38,600
♪ And sin in the sun ♪
466
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,960
♪ Oh, if you stay ♪
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