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(neon buzzing)
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-(line straining)
-(grunting)
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-Huh?
-Hello.
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(screams)
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(theme song playing)
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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *
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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *
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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *
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* A superhero that
you stream online *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it's Megamind *
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* Rules! *
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(rock music playing)
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What up! And welcome to
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Megamind's Guide
to Defending Your City!
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I'm Keiko Morita
in the Casita del Megamind.
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Today, the blue guy himself
is gonna give us
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an insider peek
of his heroic lair.
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(screaming)
Yes! Welcome! Today,
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-we'll be live screaming
from inside my--
-Keiko: Psst!
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It's live "streaming."
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(normal)
Today, I'll be live streaming
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from inside
my super-secret abode.
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So much cool stuff.
Check it out!
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This first gizmo
is a particle collider
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that can atomize anything.
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But it also doubles
as a gelato maker.
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Over here, we have
a time destabilizer.
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That's extremely dangerous,
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-so it's more of
a conversoshon piece.
-(bottle clatters)
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And over, here we have
a horrifying garbage monster
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that I quite honestly
don't remember creating.
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-(clattering)
-Whoa!
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Oh, hang on! That's just
my heroic assistant, Chum!
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Smile for the camera,
Chumberto!
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-Hello.
-Chum keeps everything
running in tip-top shape,
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which is important because
safety is priority number one.
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-Ah! Whoa!
-Look out!
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Phew!
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Grab me some bait and a hook
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because those unstable isotopes
almost went fission!
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Anyway, don't forget
to like and prescribe.
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Keiko:
And cut!
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Great.
Wrap that in a tortilla
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'cause fans are gonna eat it up!
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(splats, squeaks)
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Oh...
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(sighs)
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**
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May I have a word, sir?
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Make it quick, Chum.
Keiko and I are onternetting.
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About that, sir.
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Ever since Keiko
started working here,
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there has been
an overabundance of--
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New subscribers
to my web channel?
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-No.
-Unflinching respect
and admiration?
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-No.
-Pop culture references
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we both just pretend
to understand?
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Trash, sir.
I was going to say trash.
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It's because I have no idea
where the trash can is.
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Figured you guys
just played it loose here.
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Trash starts with a T,
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so it's located
in the south wing
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next to the gumball machine,
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a "treat,"
which also starts with T.
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I mean, how hard
is that to understand?
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Why can't we just keep
a trash bin right here,
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where we spend
the majority of our time?
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Because we have
never done it that way.
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I get that I'm the newb
on the team,
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but your system makes,
like, zero sense.
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I don't even have a place
to put my stuff!
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Well, if I'm being
perfectly honest,
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it's been a big adjustment
having you here all the time.
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I had no idea kids
ate so much.
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It's called metabolism.
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If I don't feed the beast,
he gets loco.
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At least take a bowl
with your granola.
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Or if you'd like,
I can get you a feed bag!
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Weird, but I'm not saying
no to the feed bag idea.
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You know, crumbs can lead
to all sorts of problems.
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We have a lot of
sensitive equipment in here!
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-Okay, I'll throw it out.
-No, I'll throw it out.
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**
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-Give... it... ah!
-Ah!
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Oh, look what you've done!
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-What I've done?!
-Megamind: Just clean up
the mess, Chum.
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Keiko and I are about
to film another segment.
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**
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(dramatic crescendo)
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Whenever I have a question,
I seek the counsel
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of the handsomest
and wisest person I know.
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Myself!
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And now, so can you
lucky rapscallions!
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Time for fan mail!
Brainbot?
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-(whirring)
-(beep)
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Number one fan
Terry Sasko writes,
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"Dear Megamind, what does it
take to become a superhero?"
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-Well, Terry, becoming a hero
requires a great deal of--
-(clang)
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-(alarm buzzing)
-(power whirring down)
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Chum!
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Sorry!
The mega-vac shorted out.
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Someone must have vacu-dried
their capes again.
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There's, like, 20 in here.
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O-Oh, sir? Would you mind
throwing the circuit breaker?
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(Megamind groans)
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(clang, whirring)
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Oh, now where was I?
Ah, yes!
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To be a superhero,
one must be fashionable,
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punctual, and utterly brave
in any situation,
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no matter how
terrifying-- (gasps)
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**
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(high-pitched scream)
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Ew, gross. Are you okay?
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Me? Yes, of course!
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It's not like
I'm irrationally terrified
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that those roaches
will encase me with goo
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and take me to their queen
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and torture me with
their ickiness for all eternity!
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Okay, that's really specific.
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Ah! There's a lot more of them!
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-What is going on?
-(screams)
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Megamind saw a roach
and freaked.
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I'm not freaked!
I just wanted to know
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what it'd feel like
to be Chum's backpack.
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Okay, they are getting
way too close!
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I warned you about those crumbs.
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Sir!
Feel free to let Keiko know
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how disappointed
you are with her.
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Uh, sir?
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Still not freaked!
Just love a good sprint!
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-(panting)
-(shoes squeak)
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-(locks door)
-(sighs)
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-(beep)
-Chum? Keiko?
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I am speaking to you
from inside
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my titanium-reinforced
"I Never Panic Room,"
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where literally
nothing can harm me.
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I'm going to need
the two of you to take down
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every single one of
those vile creatures
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that I am (laughs)
in no way frightened of!
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Sir, this is all
Keiko's fault!
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-What?!
-Megamind: You both
are responsible
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for this horrific
breach of security.
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Meanwhile, I won't be leaving
until those roaches are gone.
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But not because I'm scared.
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I just think this will be
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a good team-building exercise.
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-Okay, bye!
-(beep)
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This way to
the roach repellent,
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which is exactly where I know
it is because I put it there.
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Yeah, I was thinking
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I know another way
I could help around here.
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You know, organize things in
a way that actually makes sense.
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(laughs) Please.
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I'm all about organization.
You're an agent of chaos.
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Okay, Chum. Lately, there's
been this weirdness between us.
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Like you don't want me here.
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That's absurd.
Just because you and sir
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spend all your free time
laughing and making fun videos
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while I'm always
on cleanup duty,
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why would I not want you here?
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Are you jealous?
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Is that what
this is all about?
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You think I'm gonna
take over your spot?
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There's only room for one
number two around here,
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and that's me.
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I'm a big number two!
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Did sir make you
your own pet parakeet? Ka-kaw!
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(robotic cawing)
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(baby talk)
I love you, too, Polly 227.
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Because you're
a cutie-wootie cuckoo bird
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who doesn't try to usurp people.
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-(cawing, farts)
-(nuts and bolts clatter)
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Sir trusts me
because only I know
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the ins and outs
of this lair.
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I've even developed a highly
sophisticated lettering system,
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so I always know where
everything is at all times.
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-You mean
an alphabetical system?
-Yes, alphabetical.
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But then, you grab
the third bottle to the left,
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switch the middle and the third
back and forth three times,
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and voilà!
Couldn't be simpler.
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Wait!
You're holding a can of--
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Couldn't be simpler!
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(hissing)
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(shrieking, squirming)
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(evil laughter)
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Intelligence booster?
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Yeah, that's gonna
be a problem.
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No need to panic. No roaches can
get in here.
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You're protected by
a titanium steel
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cobalt-reinforced
level-seven door
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with Corinthian security lining
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designed to keep Behemoth
himself from breaking in.
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German Voice:
Why break in
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when you can just walk under?
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(screams)
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**
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Chum, Keiko,
funny story.
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There's a roach in here,
and it's talking!
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-Ah!
-That's right!
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Your simpleton assistant sprayed
me with an intelligence booster,
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and now, I'm a super genius,
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just like you!
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Ah! I beg you!
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Stay away, hideous creature!
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Hideous creature?
It has a ring to it.
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But I prefer you
call me Rochelle!
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Please, Rochelle!
Don't come any closer!
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Most people
are repulsed by me.
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-This is nothing new.
-(gasps)
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But in you,
I sense unbridled fear.
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Tell me, where exactly does
this fear come from?
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I won't tell you a thing!
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My painful childhood stories
are my own!
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So, it goes back to childhood.
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Blast it!
Get out of my giant blue head!
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What do you want, anyway?
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For too long,
we roaches have been
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at the very bottom
of the food chain,
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treated like nothing more
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than the disgusting refuse
we've been forced to consume.
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We want revenge!
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-Don't you mean revonge?
-No, it's revenge.
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I just learned
this language today.
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-How do I speak it
better than you?
-(gasp, whimpering)
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You're just a little,
totally not scary bug.
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What kind of evil plan
could your tiny brain hatch up?
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I'm going to use your spray
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to make an army of super-evil
intelligent roaches.
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We'll take over the city.
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Then, the world!
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**
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That's actually
a pretty airtight evil plan.
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-No notes.
-(beep)
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Attention!
I, Rochelle,
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hereby assume control
of this lair.
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And I order you
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to hand over the intelligence
booster immediately!
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And if we refuse?
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Then, I will do the backstroke
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in Megamind's favorite
coffee mug!
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-We'll buy him a new mug!
-Stop playing with Sir's life!
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(quietly)
I'm stalling until we can
figure out what to do!
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If that is not enough,
I shall shed my exoskeleton
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and deposit it in his shoe!
248
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,112
-Oh yeah? Well,
we'll buy him new feet!
-Huh?
249
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,490
If you do not hand me the spray,
I shall scurry
250
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,119
all over Megamind's
pathetic blue face!
251
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,370
Hand her the spray
immediately!
252
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:24,165
-Right away, Sir.
-Chum! That's the fear talking!
253
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,500
We can't let her send an army
254
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,502
of tiny bug villains
out into the world!
255
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,129
Sir is my world.
256
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,755
She'll turn him
into a quivering,
257
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,924
mentally scarred
puddle of jelly!
258
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,927
Keiko, as the number one
number two around here,
259
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,138
I am insisting that
we hand over the can.
260
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:41,099
Dude, no way we are
handing over this can!
261
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,852
-I'll let go if you let go!
-(struggling) Give it...
262
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:47,647
Time to add some fuel
to the fire.
263
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,192
(Morse code beeping)
264
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,862
(Keiko and Chum struggling)
265
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,447
-Look at you, Megamind.
-(yelps)
266
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:59,159
Too scared to lift a pinky
to save your friends.
267
00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,036
Please don't drag
my pinky into this.
268
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,038
It's been through
so much already.
269
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,206
If one smart roach
is able to do this,
270
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,751
imagine what a bunch more
could do to the city.
271
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,378
-(scurrying)
-If he wasn't
totally freaking out,
272
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,089
Megamind would want us
to stop her, no matter what!
273
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:15,258
Okay, then I'll just
crush the can.
274
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,843
Are you crazy?
275
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,762
I'll just release the spray
into the air!
276
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,805
Give it to me!
I'll throw it
in the incinerator.
277
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,184
That will be worse!
It'll release it
into the entire city!
278
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,977
There has to be something
in this place
279
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,645
that can destroy a spray can.
280
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,689
But we can't
just destroy it.
281
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,983
We have to atomize it.
282
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,860
Both:
The particle collider!
283
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:36,529
(Morse code beeping)
284
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,781
(grunts)
285
00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,824
(grunts, yelping)
286
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,493
**
287
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,578
-Whoa!
-(clang)
288
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,705
Whoa! Chum, catch!
289
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,624
-(gasps, grunts)
-(clang)
290
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:51,670
Rochelle:
Your two companions have
proven to be most troublesome.
291
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,963
And that is
trouble for you.
292
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,633
-What are you
gonna do to me?!
-Quiet!
293
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,636
-Order your friends
to obey me!
-(yelps)
294
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,722
Ow! How are you so strong?!
295
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,015
**
296
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,935
This'll zap it into atomic dust!
297
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,728
(typing, beeping)
298
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,606
Okay. It's loading up...
299
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,316
-Wait for it...
-(chirping)
300
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,943
Still loading...
301
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,404
And... here we go.
302
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,495
-Hazelnut?
-My bad! Had it set for gelato.
303
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,247
**
304
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,334
(zapping)
305
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,629
They got the can. You guys
are really starting to bug me!
306
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,464
Pun intended!
Throw me, Chum!
307
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,549
(grunts)
308
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,967
(chirping)
309
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,429
(grunts, laughs)
I knew that trash
would come in handy!
310
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:43,805
Whoa!
311
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:44,889
(grunts)
312
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,308
To the time destabilizer!
313
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,269
If we can't destroy it,
maybe we can send it back
314
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:51,271
-to the Stone Age!
-(beeping)
315
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,523
(zapping)
316
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,692
-(whirring)
-Yes!
317
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,361
Got rid of it just
in the nick of "time."
318
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,488
You see what I did there?
Because we just--
319
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,323
-(gasps)
-(zaps)
320
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,826
You sent it two seconds
into the future!
321
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,413
Ooh. Think of all the things
that can has seen.
322
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,622
Let loose that
caboose, Chum!
323
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,750
**
324
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,335
They're gaining on us!
325
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,795
We could really use
a set of wings right now.
326
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,423
I've got just the thing.
Ka-kaw!
327
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,716
(cawing)
328
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,468
Fly, brave parakeet!
329
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:23,678
Away!
330
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,474
-(inspirational music playing)
-(slow motion) Ka-kaw!
331
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,601
**
332
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,187
-(bonk)
-(weakly) Kaw...
333
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,271
(clang)
334
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,234
I guess we should've opened
the skylight first.
335
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,862
Okay, we are officially
terrible at this.
336
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,405
I'm goin' for it.
337
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,576
(gasps, shivers)
This is like
wearing a sweater
338
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,328
made of toenail clippings!
339
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,330
Ha, there's more
where that came from
340
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,416
if you can't convince your
friends to hand over the spray!
341
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,669
No! I-I won't do it.
342
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,962
You may have tapped
into my darkest fears,
343
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:00,924
but you're going to have to find
someone else to be your puppet.
344
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,551
Oh. Not a bad idea.
345
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,554
-(clicking)
-If I cannot puppet you...
346
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,556
(beeping)
347
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,976
...then I will assume control
of your robot gorilla!
348
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:12,977
Megamind:
Control Chum?
349
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,272
That's my job, you monster!
350
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,233
(grunting)
351
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,442
**
352
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,862
Easy does it.
Grab the can, save the day.
353
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,156
-(scurrying, chirping)
-(grunts)
354
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,201
(gasps) Almost...
355
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,994
Got it!
356
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,872
Hey! I walk with those!
357
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:36,251
Whoa! Chum!
What are you doing?!
358
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,170
I-I'm not doing this!
359
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,755
Kinda feels like
you're doing it!
360
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,216
-(Chum and Keiko groaning)
-(Rochelle laughing)
361
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,719
-Rochelle say, monkey do!
-(gasps)
362
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,054
Foul beast!
This is madness.
363
00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,973
Stop me, if you dare!
364
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,977
Just reach out your hand
and swat me away.
365
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,646
(grunts, struggling)
366
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,233
Come on...
Swat, you cowardly paw! Swat!
367
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,611
Do this, and I promise
to start moisturizing.
368
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,280
(groaning) Swat!
369
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,449
(laughs)
370
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,369
So much for Metro City's
greatest hero, eh?
371
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,913
Time to pump up the volume!
372
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,124
-(grunting)
-(dance music playing)
373
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,793
-(Chum grunting)
-Keiko: Whoa! Chum, let me go!
374
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,256
Whoa! I'm afraid
that's impossible.
375
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,759
Rochelle hacked
into my mainframe!
376
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,052
How do we stop it?
377
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:30,680
Uh, the override button!
On the main console!
378
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,016
Of course,
it's way down there!
379
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,768
I'm going to dance this monkey
380
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,896
-right over the edge!
-(Keiko screaming)
381
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,774
(Rochelle laughing maniacally)
382
00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,317
Okay, Rochelle.
383
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,111
You wanna know why
I'm afraid of cockroaches?
384
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,906
Yes! Tell me. Tell me!
385
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,032
**
386
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,701
I was but a child,
growing up in prison.
387
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,913
I didn't have much, but I was
a highly resourceful young lad,
388
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,749
repurposing
whatever I could find
around the cellblock.
389
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,044
One day, I decided to craft
a comfy beddy-bye pillow
390
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,130
out of a bag of
discarded ham sandwiches.
391
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,466
That night,
the ham-scented pillow
392
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,843
attracted every roach
in the prison.
393
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,681
I awoke to find the bugs
using my face as a dining hall
394
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,810
at a nightmarish all-you-can-eat
ham sandwich buffet!
395
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:21,231
Sometimes, I can still feel
their tiny roach feet
396
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,942
dancing all over my face!
397
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,528
-The horror.
-(slow clap)
398
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,073
So you are the famous ham boy.
399
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,868
For generations, cockroaches
have told the tale of a boy
400
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,579
who did something so stupid
that it led
401
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:40,542
to the greatest feast
our people have ever known!
402
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,837
And here you are,
still that scared,
403
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,922
stupid little ham boy.
404
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,966
Such a tragic story.
405
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,885
Also, a distractingly long one.
406
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:51,970
Wha?
407
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,471
**
408
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,265
-(grunts) Bullseye!
-(beep)
409
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,892
-Rochelle: Nein!
-(beeping)
410
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,185
(gasps)
411
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,062
You did it!
I'm rebooting!
412
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,439
Oh! Sorry!
413
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,734
(yelling)
414
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:06,818
(grunts)
415
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,571
(sighs) Rebooted!
416
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,824
Thanks. That's one mess
I'm glad I didn't make today.
417
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,534
**
418
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,745
Rochelle:
The can is ours! (laughs)
419
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,914
Your distraction was
all for naught. We've won!
420
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,959
And it's all thanks
to your pathetic fear!
421
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,462
Well done, my kinderroaches.
422
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,547
Now, who needs a boost...
423
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,341
-of intelligence?!
-(hissing)
424
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,051
-(Chum gasps)
-(gasps)
425
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,469
**
426
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,387
What is the value
proposition here?
427
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,765
A bouquet really
brightens up a foyer.
428
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:37,682
I love math.
429
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,642
Rochelle:
Welcome to the next phase
430
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,603
in roach evolution!
431
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,856
Yesterday, we were
living off humanity's scraps.
432
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,817
Tomorrow, they will be
living off of ours!
433
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,861
(roaches cheer)
434
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,988
When we control the food,
435
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,199
we control the world!
436
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,742
Gotta hand it to her.
437
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,370
That's a pretty airtight
evil plan. No notes.
438
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,455
(sighs) This is all on me.
439
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,916
None of this woulda happened
if I wasn't such a slob.
440
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,252
To be fair, I'm the one
who grabbed the wrong spray.
441
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,214
You tried to warn me,
but I didn't listen.
442
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,966
You were right.
I was jealous.
443
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,468
Aw, come on.
444
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,178
The last thing I wanna do
is replace you.
445
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,137
I admire you.
446
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,639
You and Megamind
have been together
447
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,848
like, forever.
448
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,267
That's why I feel like
I need to prove myself.
449
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,186
Otherwise,
I'm just a third wheel.
450
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564
I think you've proved today
you're not a third wheel, Keiko.
451
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,692
-You're a kickstand.
-Huh?
452
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,320
Because without you,
we would've fallen right over.
453
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,614
Aw... (laughs)
454
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,158
Kudos, you two,
for working out
your differences.
455
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,284
But there's still the whole
456
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,495
end of the world thing
to deal with.
457
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,247
**
458
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,375
-(roaches yelling)
-So many roaches.
459
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,086
(vomiting)
460
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,255
I-I'm sorry. What were
we just talking about?
461
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,674
-Roaches?
-Yes, of course.
462
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,967
(vomiting)
463
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,305
-(alarm blares)
-Move out, roach regime!
464
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:01,641
Victory awaits!
465
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,811
We cannot let
these things get out.
466
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:06,813
There's no stopping them now.
467
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,649
There's got to be
something more we can do.
468
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,901
If only this roach phobia
didn't leave me
469
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,654
totally grossed out by all
the little tiny arms and legs.
470
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,489
All due respect, Mega,
471
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,783
but maybe you just
need to suck it up!
472
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,703
Suck it up?
Keiko, you're brilliant!
473
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,621
-I am?
-The Power Vac!
474
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,291
-It'll just take a minute!
-(clang)
475
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,210
-Or two!
-I'll try and buy you some time.
476
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,881
Hey! Who wants some juicy,
delicious garbage?
477
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425
-Aah, an amuse-bouche!
-The temptation is undeniable!
478
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,968
Yeah,
I could eat!
479
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,471
No, no, no!
Resist your instincts!
480
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,515
Why eat garbage when you
can have filet mignon?!
481
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,184
-That's right. Follow me!
-(chirping)
482
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:45,226
**
483
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,561
Whoa!
484
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,106
Wow!
You guys really are smart!
485
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,318
Chum, can you hurry it up?
They are getting really hangry!
486
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,652
Whoa!
487
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:58,281
Almost there.
I just need a crescent wrench.
488
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,409
Okay, they're made of iron,
so that must mean I put it in
489
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,244
-the...
-The ironing closet!
490
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:07,290
Yes! That's it, Keiko!
Everything has its place!
491
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,584
(chirping, scurrying)
492
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,586
-(whirring, sucking)
-Yeah!
493
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,546
Uh-oh. Whoa! Whoa!
494
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:18,176
(roaches struggling, yelling)
495
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:21,012
-My babies!
-(gasps, yelps)
496
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,516
-(crank thuds)
-You are liberated!
497
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,894
-(vacuum stops)
-Now, onward to Metro City!
498
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,896
Schnell, schnell!
499
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,564
Chum: Sir, we need
the power back on!
500
00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,234
-Throw the circuit breaker!
-Right! On it!
501
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,612
-(gasps) Oh dear.
-(evil laugh)
502
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,448
-Throw the switch, Sir!
-Come on! You can do it!
503
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,785
-(struggling)
-(suit creaking)
504
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,080
Oh! I can't do it!
505
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,791
Ha! You have failed again,
Megamind!
506
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,711
If just one of those things
gets out, it's game over.
507
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,337
How do we snap him out of this?
508
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,756
If Megamind won't listen to us,
maybe he'll listen
509
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,634
to the handsomest
and wisest person he knows.
510
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,220
-Ka-kaw!
-(cawing)
511
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,389
-(beep)
-To be a superhero,
512
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,558
one must be
fashionable, punctual,
513
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,352
and utterly brave
in any situation.
514
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,439
Earlier today me is right!
515
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,774
You cannot win.
Look at you!
516
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:18,111
Still just a scared
little ham boy.
517
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,237
No.
518
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,115
I'm a scared little ham man!
519
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,658
**
520
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,285
(Rochelle yells)
521
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,412
-(crank thuds, whirring)
-Go, Chum!
522
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:29,706
-(Chum laughs)
-(roaches yell)
523
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,125
Way to get all housekeeper
on their thoraxes, Chum!
524
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,710
(roaches yelling)
525
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,338
Nein! Nein! Nein...
526
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,797
(vacuum stops)
527
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,633
-(laughs) Yeah!
-Sir, that was amazing!
528
00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,928
-Ah! You did it!
-Yes, yes! We all did it!
529
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,306
Ew, icky, icky, ick, ick, ick!
530
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:47,766
(roaches yelling)
531
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,310
You have not heard
the last of--
532
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,479
Yeah, I think we've heard
enough for one day.
533
00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,939
-In three, two, one.
-(beep, whirring)
534
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:57,942
**
535
00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,904
-Granola?
-More like gra-yes-la.
536
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,739
I'll try to watch my crumbs.
537
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,324
That's okay, Keiko.
538
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,618
I think we've learned
both order and chaos
539
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,244
have their place in the world.
540
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,455
And now, so do you.
541
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,499
A place to put my stuff!
542
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,043
With my very own trash can?
No way!
543
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,088
Megamind:
Hopefully, that's the last
we'll see of Rochelle
544
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,464
and her brood.
545
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,132
So, uh, where are they headed?
546
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,802
All the way to
Proxima Centauri B.
547
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,929
A planet fit for a roach.
548
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:28,890
Honestly, I think I was far
too kind sending them there.
549
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,725
**
550
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,477
What?! He sent us
551
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,479
to a garbage planet?!
552
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,856
Mark my words, Megamind.
553
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,485
The roaches will have
their revonge!
554
00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,321
(groans)
Now he's got me doing it.
555
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,575
**
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